La poudre du lion
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00:00Let's keep on dancin', let's keep on dancin'!
00:03On dit quoi, Japi?
00:04Je reviens de Marmayo encore pour vous faire yamo
00:07Comme un haricot bizarre, avec un yagnaque en sexe
00:10Fiji, Farado, Yama
00:12Ne découragez pas, il faut t'y crier, alleluia
00:14Ouana, Ouana
00:16Mais tenez, te bénira
00:18Tu resteras debout, toujours comme un prince partout
00:20Dans l'île de Swabon, Mutombo
00:22Ne fais pas de conne-fou, appelez-moi le commandant
00:24Avec un slave et des bonnes dames
00:26Tu frappes la beauté par un étage et tu charges le bambi
00:29C'est l'heure de la classe, on prend la classe
00:32L'archipel de la bancairie est un peu petit
00:35Mais c'est la force, le capitaine
00:38Sabape!
00:39Wande, Wande, Ou
00:41Sabape!
00:42Wande, Wande, Ou
00:44Sabape!
00:45Wande, Ou
00:47Sabape!
00:48Quand est mon aiguille?
00:50Sabape!
00:51Wande, Wande, Ou
00:53Sabape!
00:54Wande, Wande, Ou
00:56Sabape!
00:57It's okay, I'm fine, I'm not in a hurry
01:01It's okay, I see myself doing my tango
01:04I think first of the language of the man
01:06In the meantime I speak and everything, I fight to have everything
01:08At noon, it's night, and I address my prayers
01:11I walk by the door, with a peck, I get up in the darkness
01:14Oh no, but it's not for me
01:16I get up in the darkness
01:18Dragon, yes, I have the lion's powder
01:21I'm at home
01:23Yes, I'm at home, Dragon, give me the bread as usual
01:26Okay, turn around, turn around
01:31I'm going to pilot you
01:33When I take the lion's powder like this
01:36You don't know that
01:38I'm going to kill you
01:48Dragon
01:51Dragon
01:53Dragon
01:55It's Haricot, Haricot, I'm here
02:01I took the lion's powder
02:03Give it to me
02:18Hello, hello, Grandpa
02:20Hello, little one, what is it?
02:22What is it that shouted Dragon, Dragon, Dragon?
02:24What is it?
02:26Who are you?
02:28Who are you?
02:30I am, I am, I am, I am Haricot Beans
02:34Haricot Beans
02:36And
02:38The question is, why?
02:40Do you want to eat the Haricot here or what?
02:42Did you hear that we do the Haricot here?
02:45Did you hear that we do the Haricot here?
02:47Do you want to eat the Haricot?
02:49Do you call yourself Haricot Beans or what?
02:51Do you call yourself Haricot Beans or what?
02:53What can I do for you?
02:55I didn't hear you say Dragon, Dragon
02:57Did you call my family or what?
03:02It's like
03:04Calm down gently
03:06Don't be afraid
03:08Sit down
03:10Sit down
03:11I came to give him the bread
03:13I came to give him the bread
03:14I came to give him the bread
03:16I came to give him the bread
03:17I came to give him the bread
03:18I came to give him the bread
03:21Dragon
03:23Dragon
03:24Yes
03:25He is
03:29You don't even like the police
03:31When you hear the word Dragon
03:33When you hear the word Dragon
03:35You can't call yourself
03:36You can't call yourself
03:38Here is the person looking for you
03:40Here is the person looking for you
03:41Here is the person looking for you
03:45I came to listen
03:47I came to listen
03:49I came to give you the bread
03:51The bread
03:53You told me that you can eat the bread
03:55That's why I came to give you the bread
03:57But I didn't know you were here
03:59That's what I said
04:01I came to give you the bread
04:03Don't make fun of me
04:05I am a man
04:07I don't know you
04:09I came to give you the bread
04:11I came to give you the bread
04:13What are you doing?
04:15You are used to bringing bread
04:17When I'm not here, things happen to me, right?
04:23It means that every night when I come here, I don't bring the bread, but I'm served with bread.
04:28Who brings you the bread?
04:29I bring you the bread if you like it or not.
04:32Well, who is he now?
04:35I don't know who he is.
04:37I didn't eat yet. I didn't eat yet.
04:41I came like this to give him the bread.
04:45Yes.
04:46And then I went home.
04:48But you're a little boy.
04:49You're used to coming here, aren't you?
04:54Yes, you're a little boy.
04:56Yes, I'm used to coming here.
04:58Do you come here often?
04:59Yes.
04:59When I'm not here, of course.
05:01Did you think you'd find me here?
05:02He's the one who invited us a little.
05:04Is he a baker?
05:07Is he a baker?
05:08Are you a baker like him?
05:09No.
05:10I buy this because I have a good heart.
05:12Okay, it's not a problem.
05:14Tell me a little.
05:21I told you.
05:23You're used to coming here, aren't you?
05:25That's what happened to me.
05:27Okay.
05:28Huh?
05:29Yes.
05:30Do you bring the bread?
05:31Yes.
05:32Okay.
05:33I'm going to leave you. I'm going out.
05:35Okay.
05:36I can't do what I used to do before.
05:38Yes, listen. I'm the one who's talking to you.
05:40I'm going out. I'm going to leave you.
05:42Act as if I wasn't there.
05:44Okay?
05:45But before I leave,
05:46as you're used to bringing the bread,
05:48I have too many problems.
05:50I can't even do what she wants to do.
05:52She's free.
05:53That's not good.
05:54Yes, my friend. Let me talk.
05:56It's good.
05:58I'm going to buy you a coconut.
06:00I suppose that...
06:01I knew it was a man who could have two wives.
06:04But in a man's home, we share the same.
06:07That would mean that from today on,
06:09you're going to manage everything that happens in this house.
06:11Yes, okay.
06:13I have the house.
06:15I have the water.
06:17I have the electricity.
06:19Do you hear me?
06:20Yes.
06:22Tomorrow, you can bring whatever you want.
06:24There's no problem.
06:25Bring whatever you want.
06:26But before you leave,
06:27you're going to pay the bill.
06:29When I leave, you're going to tell me.
06:31I don't have the money.
06:33I don't have the money.
06:35What are you going to do?
06:38It's my trick.
06:39What is it?
06:40It's my trick.
06:41What trick are you going to show me this time?
06:44You always tell me that I have to take the lion's powder
06:47to be strong on Facebook.
06:48In order to fight,
06:49I have to play along with the lion's powder.
06:56Wow!
06:57Wow!
07:01Don't take that.
07:03Oh, wow.
07:05Don't sabotage me.
07:07Even if I take that,
07:11you don't need to come and tell me.
07:14You can go to the cashier.
07:15I'm going to leave.
07:16I'm going to leave you.
07:18How much is it?
07:19Give me my shoes.
07:20How much?
07:21Give me my shoes on the table.
07:22No, sorry.
07:23I don't take violence.
07:24I'm not violent.
07:25Give me my shoes.
07:26I'm going to take a shower.
07:27I'm leaving the house.
07:28Give me the money I'm asking for.
07:30How much are you giving me?
07:32Wow!
07:33Give me the money I'm asking for.
07:34I have...
07:35I have...
07:36Give me the money I'm asking for.
07:40Wow!
07:43Watch out for the door.
07:44Watch out for the door.
07:47Wow!
07:59Ok.
08:00This is my portfolio.
08:01And it's 26,500.
08:03Here you go.
08:04The current is 26,000?
08:0626,500.
08:07The water is I think 15,000.
08:10The water is 15,000 Naira, so try to sell it for 40,000 Naira.
08:17Give me 40,000 Naira.
08:1950,000 Naira. My plane was about to take off.
08:23How much is it?
08:255,000 Naira.
08:30You are free to stay at home.
08:33I can see your number. Give me your number.
08:37Give me your number so that I can deposit it.
08:39Oh, oh, oh.
08:42Oh, if I do a round in there, you will regret it.
08:45How?
08:47I don't know what to do.
08:48I have to deposit it. I don't have my credit card with me.
08:53Give me your number. Keep it. I will go home.
08:57Let me keep it.
08:59I'm coming.
09:07Here.
09:10Give me your number.
09:21Okay, it's good.
09:31Hello, little one.
09:32Here is your number.
09:46What are you doing?