Akshay, Johnny Aur Rajpal BULDOZER SCENE _ Khatta Meetha
Akshay, Johnny Aur Rajpal BULDOZER SCENE _ Khatta Meetha
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00:00A total waste of money.
00:02Give him the keys.
00:04Give him the keys.
00:06You can't drive it.
00:08It doesn't run on a car's license.
00:10You need a different driver and a different license to drive it.
00:12Do you know anyone?
00:14I know a good driver.
00:16He's our neighbor.
00:18Go get him.
00:20First I asked everyone where Anshuman is.
00:22They said there's no Anshuman here.
00:24If you ask for Anshuman, it'll take a long time.
00:26If you ask for award Anshuman, you'll know.
00:28Award Anshuman?
00:30Yes. There's a story behind it.
00:32Have you heard of it?
00:34No.
00:36No.
00:38If you call it a valley, it's a valley.
00:40It has a big meaning.
00:42There was a road roller with three elephants.
00:44It was going towards this hill.
00:46And the road was full of snow.
00:48The road roller was going here and there.
00:50It was going here and there.
00:52It was going from both sides.
00:54If you look down, you'll think you're sitting in a movie.
00:56What are you saying?
00:58What do you mean?
01:00People who walk on the road wear parachutes.
01:02No.
01:04Why?
01:06If someone falls down today, he'll be back in three days.
01:08And suddenly the road roller's brake fails.
01:10Then?
01:12The car fell down.
01:14I didn't let it go.
01:16I didn't even scratch it.
01:18It was flying like an Indian rocket.
01:20It couldn't stop.
01:22It was snowing.
01:24I lost my mind.
01:26Then I put my finger in the steering wheel.
01:28I turned the wheel.
01:30The road roller was going here and there.
01:34Here and there.
01:36What happened?
01:38You must have flown off the road roller.
01:40Did I?
01:42The public was shouting.
01:44The road roller hit the tree.
01:46The tree fell down.
01:48Then the road roller hit the edge.
01:50It hit the edge.
01:54It hit the edge.
01:56The public was watching.
01:58I got out of the car.
02:00I got out of the car and came back.
02:04Then the PM of India
02:06gave me an award.
02:08There?
02:10No. He gave it to me three or four days later.
02:12I gave it to him at home.
02:14He slapped me on the back.
02:16He said, you're not Anshuman.
02:18You're not Anshuman.
02:20You're Hanuman.
02:22He must have said that looking at your face.
02:24Are you kidding?
02:26I'm throwing it away.
02:28No.
02:30You don't believe me?
02:32Go find someone else.
02:34We believe you.
02:36You go.
02:38Turn the car.
02:40Here.
02:46I told you I'd show you an elephant.
02:48It turned out to be an ant.
02:50Ant?
02:52Looks like uncle is getting old.
02:56What kind of a man are you?
02:58Ant. Uncle.
03:00What are you saying?
03:02Give me the keys.
03:04Give me the keys.
03:06Take this.
03:08Take this.
03:10Total expenses?
03:12Yes, I know.
03:14Total expenses are Rs. 10,452.55.
03:16And Rs. 99 for your rickshaw.
03:18Do you remember?
03:20Yes.
03:22It's all written in this bag.
03:24Once this road starts working,
03:26I'll pay you back.
03:28I'll send your money to your office.
03:32I'll fix it right now.
03:34Hey!
03:36Hey!
03:38I just filled it with diesel.
03:40I'll fix it right now.
03:42Hey!
03:44Give me the screwdriver.
03:46Give it to me.
03:48I'll fix it right now.
03:54What's the problem?
03:56I can't see anything from here.
03:58Hey!
04:00Once this road starts working,
04:02I'll pay you back.
04:04Hey!
04:18Where do you want to go?
04:20Tell me the address.
04:22Hey!
04:24Get down.
04:26Get down.
04:28Get down.
04:30None of you will come.
04:32I'll climb up.
04:36Let's go.
04:38Why did you stop?
04:40What happened?
04:42Hey!
04:44He ran away.
04:46Why do you stop whenever I climb up?
04:48Where did you get him from?
04:50He stops whenever you climb up.
04:52Get down.
04:54Get down.
05:02Get down.
05:08I'll fix it right now.
05:10Do you need help?
05:14I'll fix it right now.
05:16Now I know what the problem is.
05:18There's a problem with the spark plug.
05:20Hey!
05:22Give me the screwdriver.
05:24Take it.
05:32Hey!
05:58Oh my God!
06:00It's all black.
06:02It wasn't white when you came here.
06:06What happened now?
06:08The gearbox broke.
06:10I'll fix it right now.
06:12I'll fix it right now.
06:14When will you fix it?
06:18I'll tell you the story later.
06:20Go and work.
06:22What's the story?
06:26Now I know what the problem is.
06:28Now I know what the problem is.
06:30We'll have to remove the entire gearbox.
06:32Gearbox?
06:34Then it'll take a lot of time.
06:36Then it'll take a lot of time.
06:42Stop it.
06:44What do you want me to do?
06:46Tell him to remove the entire gearbox.
06:48Do as he says.
06:50Hey!
06:52Take him to the machine.
06:54Do as he says.
06:56Do you want anything else?
06:58Two cups of tea.
07:00One vada pav.
07:02Biryani.
07:20I think it's working.
07:22I think it's working.
07:24If we can remove it,
07:26we'll know what's wrong with it.
07:32I think we should cut off
07:34each and every part of it.
07:36I think we should cut off each and every part of it.
07:44Lodkar.
07:46Yes.
07:48Check the gearbox.
07:50Check the gearbox.
07:52Ganga,
07:54check if there's a carburetor in it.
07:56Check if there's a carburetor in it.
07:58Why are you sitting with the lights on your face?
08:00Do you want a beard?
08:02Do you want a beard?
08:04Turn off the lights.
08:08Excuse me.
08:10Excuse me.
08:12What do you want?
08:14Nothing.
08:16It's 4 in the morning.
08:18When will you finish?
08:20Hey!
08:22That's it.
08:24Let's go.
08:26One more thing.
08:40Why didn't you take it with you?
08:44Did you say something?
08:46I said, why didn't you take it with you?
08:48If I had taken it with me,
08:50would it be lying here?
08:54This is your property.
08:56Yes, it is.
08:58And it's lying on our property right now.
09:00If you don't take it from here right now,
09:02I'll have to collect the rent
09:04from you every hour.
09:08Order me.
09:10I'll send it to you.
09:12No, ma'am.
09:14I'll take it right now.
09:16I'll send you 10 lakhs right now.
09:18Your problem will be solved.
09:20If you don't pay the rent,
09:22we'll take over the road.
09:24That's enough.
09:26I'll see what I can do.
09:28Are you scared?
09:30If you can't take it,
09:32burn it right here.
09:34At least you'll get some good deeds.
09:46Ever since I saw your face,
09:48you've been saying,
09:50I'll fix it right now.
09:52I can't guarantee that.
09:54If you don't trust me,
09:56give me my 5,000 rupees and let me go.
10:005,000 rupees?
10:02For what?
10:04To get rid of him?
10:06Not to get rid of him,
10:08but to keep this family open.
10:10Understood?
10:12Who told you to open it?
10:14It's my fault.
10:16No, it's my fault.
10:18No, it's my fault.
10:20No, it's my fault.
10:22Wait a minute.
10:24Don't create a scene here.
10:26First of all, he has a headache.
10:28Secondly, both of you have a headache.
10:32Let bygones be bygones.
10:34Get him out of here somehow.
10:36First tell this mad man
10:38to fix it and take him out.
10:40Who did you call mad?
10:42I'm mad.
10:44No, I'm mad.
10:46No, I'm mad.
10:48Wait a minute.
10:54There's only one way.
10:56What is it?
10:58Should I carry him on my head?
11:08Brother, let's get him pulled by an elephant.
11:12I can't bear it anymore.
11:14I can't bear it anymore.
11:16I can't bear it anymore.
11:18There's no other way.
11:26I'll go and get the elephant.
11:28Don't fight.
11:30Elephant.
11:32Elephant.
12:02Elephant.
12:32Elephant.
13:02Elephant.
13:08Elephant.
13:10Elephant.
13:12Elephant.
13:14Elephant.
13:16Elephant.
13:18Elephant.
13:20Elephant.
13:22Elephant.
13:24Elephant.
13:26Elephant.
13:28Elephant.
13:30Elephant.
13:32Stop him.
13:34Stop him.
13:38Stop him.
13:42Pull him.
13:52Give me the cycle.
13:54Give me the cycle.
14:00Give me the cycle.
14:06Let go of him.
14:08Go and get him.
14:10Go and get him.
14:12Go and get him.
14:14Go and get him.
14:16Stop him.
14:18Stop him.
14:20Stop him.
14:22Stop him.
14:24This is our land!
14:31Oh, God!
14:32Oh, God!
14:33Oh, God!
14:39Oh, God!
14:40Oh, God!
14:41Oh, God!
14:43Hey!
14:52That's a good idea.
14:54What's going on?
15:05If you'd come a little faster, we'd have reached that road.
15:09Shut up!
15:13Let's see what happens.