Card Sharks (Bob Eubanks, 1986) - Season 1 September 3rd Episode
Jeff (at Bonus Round)/Marian/Heather
September 3rd, 1986
An episode of the CBS version of Card Sharks, hosted by Bob Eubanks. Two contestants competed against each other where they would answer questions predicting the results of survey questions to gain control of the cards. The winner of the main game would get the chance to play the bonus round and could win up to $32,000.
September 3rd, 1986
An episode of the CBS version of Card Sharks, hosted by Bob Eubanks. Two contestants competed against each other where they would answer questions predicting the results of survey questions to gain control of the cards. The winner of the main game would get the chance to play the bonus round and could win up to $32,000.
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00:00From Television City in Hollywood, it's Card Sharks.
00:07Here's the host of Card Sharks, Bob Eubanks.
00:16Thank you. Thank you, Gene Wood. Thank you, everybody.
00:19Nice of you to join us today.
00:21We are ready to play our game today.
00:23And when we left off last time, we had just crowned a new champion.
00:26He was about to play for the big money.
00:28He was about to play for the big money for the first time, but we had to stop.
00:31So we're going to pick it up right there this time.
00:33And, Jeff, will you please come in here?
00:35Right over here, my friend. There you are.
00:40Okay. Still excited, I hope.
00:43You better be because now you have a chance to win a whole lot of money.
00:46This is our champion. Tell everybody a little bit about yourself, though, Jeff.
00:48Well, my name is Jeff Schlosser. I live in Huntington Beach.
00:51And I go to Cal State Fullerton where I'm a senior majoring in finance.
00:55What are you going to do with it?
00:56Make a lot of money, I hope, and learn how to use it.
00:58Come to the right place. Come to the right place. Believe me.
01:01Two lovely ladies with me every day.
01:03Our dealers are Lacey Pemberton and Susanna Williams.
01:05Good morning, girls.
01:07Okay, Jeff, they have a deck of cards you cut before we went on the air.
01:10Here's how you play the big money.
01:12You know, the $200 you've won so far for winning the match is yours to keep.
01:15But now we're going to give you new money.
01:16$200 in the bottom row.
01:18When you get to the middle row there, we'll add another $400 of betting money.
01:22Keep in mind, you got to bet $50 each time, or minimum $50 anyway.
01:26And you can change one card per line by choosing one of the spare cards that Lacey is dealing out.
01:31So those are the rules. We want you to win and win big.
01:33So give the man $200, please.
01:36He's got it. Here we go, Jeff.
01:39Turn that $200 into a lot of money.
01:41If they roll right, here's your first card. It's a six.
01:43You can play it or you can change it.
01:44Change it, please, with number one.
01:46Number one.
01:47All right, let's see what the six becomes.
01:49Thank you, Lacey. The six is now a deuce. That's better.
01:51All of it higher.
01:52Yeah, all of it.
01:53When another deuce comes up, it's a push, no win, no loss.
01:56Is it higher? It certainly is.
01:57All of it.
01:58You got $400.
01:59All of it higher.
02:00All of it.
02:01Man's in high finance.
02:02All right.
02:03He says all of it.
02:04Higher than the four.
02:05It is.
02:06Just barely, though.
02:07All of it higher.
02:08$500.
02:09All of it higher.
02:10I beg your pardon?
02:11All of it higher.
02:12All of it again?
02:13All of it higher.
02:15He makes me real nervous.
02:17All of it higher than the five.
02:19Yes, it is.
02:21$1,600.
02:22Come up here.
02:23Add another $400.
02:24You now have $2,000 in the ten.
02:27I'd like to change that card with number two, please.
02:29Number two.
02:30We've got all of it.
02:32The ten is a jack.
02:34$2,000.
02:36How about $1,000 lower?
02:41$1,000.
02:42Lower than the jack.
02:43Come on.
02:44Be lower than the jack.
02:45It is.
02:46$3,000.
02:48All of it higher.
02:49All of it higher.
02:50No, wait.
02:51No, no, wait.
02:52All of it?
02:53$2,500 higher.
02:55Oh, thank you very much.
02:56$2,500 higher than the three.
02:59Yes, it is.
03:01$5,500.
03:02You've got to play it.
03:04I'll play it safe.
03:05I'll go $500 higher.
03:06$500 higher than the six.
03:08Come on.
03:09Yes, it is.
03:10Now, you're at $6,000.
03:12The eight is your card.
03:14I'd like to change that card with number eight, please.
03:16Okay.
03:17Number three, please.
03:18The eight is a deuce.
03:19Look at that.
03:20All of it higher.
03:21This is worth $12,000.
03:24You've done it, man.
03:26Whoo.
03:27Whoo.
03:28That was great.
03:29There you go.
03:30Very good.
03:31$12,000.
03:32$12,200.
03:33That was easy.
03:34That was easy, wasn't it?
03:35We'll be back in just a moment with more Card Sharks.
03:36We'll meet a new player right after this.
03:38Jeff, are you ready to meet a new challenger?
03:39Then, Marianne, please come in here.
03:40Oh.
03:41Well, how are you, Marianne?
03:42I am fantastic.
03:43How are you, Jeff?
03:44I'm great.
03:45How are you?
03:46I'm great.
03:47How are you?
03:48I'm great.
03:49How are you?
03:50I'm great.
03:51How are you?
03:52I'm great.
03:53How are you?
03:54I'm great.
03:55How are you?
03:56I'm great.
03:57How are you?
03:58I'm great.
03:59How are you?
04:00I'm great.
04:01How are you?
04:02I'm great.
04:03How are you?
04:04I'm great.
04:05How are you?
04:06I'm great.
04:07How are you?
04:08I'm great.
04:09How are you?
04:10I'm great.
04:11How are you?
04:12I'm great.
04:13And fantastic.
04:14Marvelous.
04:15That's wonderful.
04:16Tell us all about yourself.
04:17I'm Marianne Haldane.
04:18I've been married to a preacher for 38 years, kept the spice in his life.
04:19We have five children.
04:20I guess you did keep the spice in his life.
04:21I sure did.
04:22Three boys, two girls, full house.
04:23Got five grandsons.
04:24All sons, grandsons, mind you, that's a royal flush.
04:25And I'm ready to play Cards, Card Sharks.
04:26Well, okay.
04:27I know you know how.
04:28Yes.
04:29It's amazing.
04:30Marianne, when I said, and here's Marianne,
04:3110 men jumped up and ran to the stage.
04:32Did you see that?
04:33I noticed.
04:34Yeah, first question of this game goes to these,
04:35goes to Jeff, by the way,
04:36and it involves our 10 L.A. City firefighters
04:37who we selected before we went on the air.
04:38So, guys, welcome back.
07:22Fairly high number.
07:23Uh, 67.
07:2467 out of 100.
07:25Jeff, higher or lower than 67?
07:26Well, it doesn't, you know, it doesn't say whether they're newlyweds, but, uh...
07:27It says married men of all ages.
07:28All ages.
07:29I don't know.
07:30The way it is nowadays, a lot of them fight, but I just, I don't think that many of them
07:31fight.
07:32It's got to be lower.
07:33You think it's lower than that?
07:34Yeah.
07:35Actual number of married men who argue with their wife more than they make love is 43.
07:36You're right, Jeff.
07:37It was lower.
07:38It was lower.
07:39It was lower.
07:40It was lower.
07:41It was lower.
07:42It was lower.
07:43It was lower.
07:44It was lower.
07:45It was lower.
07:46It was lower.
07:47It was lower.
07:48It was lower.
07:49It was lower.
07:50It was lower.
07:51It was lower.
07:52It was lower.
07:53It was lower.
07:54It was lower.
07:55It was lower.
07:56It was lower.
07:57It was lower.
07:58It was lower.
07:59It was lower.
08:00It was lower.
08:01It was lower.
08:02It was lower.
08:03It was lower.
08:04It was lower.
08:05It was lower.
08:06It was lower.
08:07It was lower.
08:08It was lower.
08:09It was lower.
08:10It was lower.
08:11It was lower.
08:12It was lower.
08:13It was lower.
08:14It was lower.
08:15It was lower.
08:16Is there really such a thing as women's intuition?
08:20How many psychiatrists said women's intuition really does exist?
08:24A good question.
08:26Oh, that's a tough one.
08:28I think it really does, judging by, you know, most of the women that I've dealt with seem to, you know, have a lot of intuition.
08:36But I know psychologists, they're pretty professional, and they really don't like to believe in those kind of things.
08:41So I'd say it's a pretty even number, about 55.
08:4455 out of 100.
08:46Marion?
08:47I believe wholeheartedly in women's intuition.
08:49I believe a good psychologist or psychiatrist would believe in women's intuition.
08:54That number's higher.
08:55I think so.
08:56You bet.
08:57You know, I believe in intuition, not necessarily women's.
09:00I think it's the old subconscious mind telling you what to do sometimes.
09:02You bet.
09:03Let's see.
09:04The actual number of psychiatrists who said there is such a thing as women's intuition is 69.
09:09You're right, Marion.
09:10It was higher.
09:11Change that card.
09:12Change that card.
09:13Yes, we will.
09:14Six is a five.
09:15And you got to play.
09:16Higher.
09:17If it's higher, you win game number one.
09:19And you do it.
09:20Yeah.
09:21And you do it.
09:28Oh, good God.
09:29I just said, and you do it.
09:31Starting to talk funny, my old age.
09:33Congratulations, Marion.
09:34You have $100, and you won the first game.
09:36If you win the next game, you become the champ.
09:38Jeff is going to try to keep that from happening.
09:39We will pause for these words, and we'll start game number two.
09:42When we come back, right after this.
09:44See you in a moment.
09:55Welcome back to Card Sharks.
09:56Now, let's continue with our match between Marion and Jeff.
09:59And Marion won the first game, win the next game, and you're the champ.
10:02So, Jeff, got to buckle down a little bit.
10:04Here we go.
10:05We've dealt out the cards.
10:06Suzanne's got the cards all dealt out from the same deck, and we're ready to play.
10:08Marion, first question's yours.
10:09Surveyed 100 single women, we ask them, do you prefer to date younger men?
10:15How many single women said they do prefer to date younger men?
10:19Now, in my family, that wouldn't be true.
10:23I have two daughters, and they prefer older men.
10:26And always have, or at least their age.
10:30So, how many prefer to date younger?
10:33That's a lower number, I would say.
10:3737.
10:3837 out of 100.
10:39Jeff?
10:40I agree with that.
10:41It should be a lower number.
10:42But, because nowadays, I do think the women do go for the older guys.
10:48Because they're, you know, it's been proven that they are mentally higher.
10:53You know?
10:54Like, you know what I mean?
10:55Does that mean that I'm mentally smarter than you are, Jeff?
10:57No.
10:58Oh, it doesn't.
10:59Oh.
11:00No, I mean, you know, they tend to be attracted to men older than them.
11:04I see.
11:05So, I'd say that number's gonna be lower.
11:06Even lower than the 37.
11:08Actual number of single women who prefer to date younger men is 16.
11:12You're right, Jeff.
11:13It was lower.
11:15Jeffrey, here's your card.
11:17It is a 4.
11:18All right, all right.
11:19Higher.
11:20Higher.
11:21Is it higher?
11:22Nope, it is not higher.
11:23Marianne, you get a free shot at the card.
11:24You can't change it.
11:25You didn't win the question.
11:26The card is a Queen.
11:27Lower.
11:28Lower than the Queen.
11:29There's a 3.
11:30Higher.
11:31Higher than the 3.
11:32There's an Ace.
11:33Lower.
11:34Lower than the Ace.
11:35There's a 5.
11:36Higher.
11:37Higher.
11:38You're the champ.
11:39You're the champ, Marianne.
11:41Whoa.
11:42Congratulations to you.
11:44My goodness, that was fast.
11:45Woman's intuition.
11:46Woman's intuition, yes.
11:47Well, Jeff, all is not lost.
11:48You won $2,200.
11:49$12,000.
11:50Oh, $12,000.
11:51You're right.
11:52Sorry.
11:53I made a little error.
11:54Thanks again, man, for being with us.
11:55We'll see you.
11:56Marianne.
11:58Oh, how nice.
12:01It's great.
12:02I just told Jeff he won $2,000.
12:03He had $12,000.
12:04Yeah.
12:05Yeah.
12:06I made a mistake.
12:07He won a little over $12,000.
12:08And we hope that you're that fortunate, my dear.
12:09I sure hope so.
12:10Well, here's what's going to happen.
12:11Lacey and Susanna are about to arrive.
12:12They have arrived.
12:13Great.
12:14And they have a new deck of cards
12:15that you cut before we went on the air.
12:16Right.
12:17And this is your chance to win a lot of money.
12:18Oh, my goodness.
12:19Oh, my goodness.
12:20Oh, my goodness.
12:21Oh, my goodness.
12:22Oh, my goodness.
12:23Oh, my goodness.
12:24Oh, my goodness.
12:25Oh, my goodness.
12:26Oh, my goodness.
12:27Oh, my goodness.
12:28Oh, my goodness.
12:29Oh, my goodness.
12:30Oh, my goodness.
12:31Oh, my goodness.
12:32Oh, my goodness.
12:33Oh, my goodness.
12:34Oh, my goodness.
12:35Oh, my goodness.
12:36Oh, my goodness.
12:37Oh, my goodness.
12:38Oh, my goodness.
12:39Oh, my goodness.
12:40Oh, my goodness.
12:41Oh, my goodness.
12:42Oh, my goodness.
12:43Oh, my goodness.
12:44Oh, my goodness.
12:45Oh, my goodness.
12:46Oh, my goodness.
12:47Oh, my goodness.
12:48Oh, my goodness.
12:49Oh, my goodness.
12:50Oh, my goodness.
12:51Oh, my goodness.
12:52Oh, my goodness.
12:53Oh, my goodness.
12:55You ready?
12:56I'm ready.
12:57Here we go.
12:58There's your first one, Queen.
12:59$200 lower.
13:00$200 lower than the Queen.
13:01It is.
13:02Hot dog.
13:03Hot dog.
13:04$350 higher.
13:05How much is it?
13:06$350 higher.
13:07$350 higher than the four, you bet.
13:08Change that card.
13:09Which one?
13:10Play from number two.
13:11Number two.
13:12Thank you, Lacey.
13:13What will the eight become?
13:14It's become a nine.
13:15You can play.
13:16Okay.
13:17$750.
13:18$250.
13:19$250.
13:20$250.
13:21$250.
13:22$250.
13:23$250.
13:24Lower.
13:25Lower.
13:26$250.
13:27Lower than the nine.
13:28No.
13:29No.
13:30Sorry about that.
13:31$500.
13:32That's all right.
13:33I got $900.
13:34It's okay.
13:35You played it good.
13:36You got $500.
13:37Add $400.
13:38You have $900 in the jack as your card.
13:39Okay.
13:40$400 lower.
13:41$400 lower than the jack.
13:42It's lower than the jack.
13:43Show us.
13:44Change that card with number one.
13:45$1,300.
13:46She's yelling at us.
13:47Change that card.
13:48Look at here.
13:49There's a five.
13:50Okay.
13:51$700 higher.
13:52$700 higher than the five.
13:53It is, Mary.
13:54All right.
13:55$2,000.
13:56$2,000.
13:57$1,000 lower.
13:58$1,000 lower than the 10.
13:59No.
14:00It's okay.
14:01You got $1,000.
14:02You come up here.
14:03You got to bet at least $500.
14:04What do you want to do?
14:05I've got $1,000 to bet.
14:06You have $1,000.
14:07I didn't come in with anything.
14:08$750 lower.
14:09$750 lower.
14:10$750.
14:11$750.
14:12$750.
14:13$750.
14:14$750.
14:15$750.
14:16$750.
14:17$750.
14:18$750.
14:19$750.
14:20$750.
14:21$750.
14:22$750.
14:23$750.
14:24$750 lower than the queen.
14:25It is.
14:26There you go.
14:27$1,750.
14:28Brings you to $1,950.
14:29You're our champ, and we'll meet a new challenger from Marion right after this.
14:46Welcome back to Card Sharks.
14:51Our champion has won $1,950.
14:55The cards were not great, but they weren't bad.
14:57They were good.
14:59$1,950 more than you arrived with, isn't it?
15:01You bet.
15:02All right, well, there's a lady about to arrive
15:03who's your new challenger.
15:04Heather, would you please come in here?
15:11How are you, Heather?
15:12Fine, Bob. How are you?
15:13Just fine. Welcome to our show.
15:15Tell us about Heather.
15:16Well, my name is Heather Schumacher.
15:18I'm from Huntington Beach, California.
15:19I'm a junior at Iowa State University.
15:21I'm a member of Chi Omega sorority.
15:23And I'm leaving in 55 days for a three-month trip
15:26to the South Pacific, and I can't wait.
15:28Oh, that's great.
15:29So you're just gonna leave school for a while?
15:31Is that it?
15:32Yeah, I'm just gonna take a semester off
15:33and just go play for three months.
15:35You're gonna play in the South Pacific for three months?
15:37Yeah.
15:38Are you going on a cruise, or...?
15:39No, I'm going with a friend of mine.
15:40In fact, she's in the audience right now.
15:41And her parents, the four of us, are going.
15:44Well, that's neat. That's exciting.
15:45All right, well, welcome to our show.
15:46You know how to play the game, I assume.
15:48Susanna's dealing out the cards from the decks that you cut,
15:50and we're ready to go.
15:51Win two games, you win the championship.
15:53And our first question goes to you, Marion.
15:54And our first question has to do with those 10 L.A.
15:56City firemen that are in our audience.
15:58Oh, boy.
16:06Fellas, again, welcome back.
16:08Now, Marion, before the show, we ask these 10 firemen,
16:12should firemen be permitted to go on strike?
16:15How many of these 10 firemen said firemen should be permitted
16:18to go on strike?
16:21That is...
16:24Well, I don't think they ought to,
16:26but I don't work under conditions
16:28that firemen work under.
16:30I'd hate to think that my house wasn't protected
16:33if they went on strike,
16:35but I would say it's probably...
16:39Maybe six.
16:40How many said they should be permitted?
16:41Six out of 10.
16:42All right, Heather, higher or lower than 10?
16:45Well, Bob, I think it might be just a little bit higher
16:48because I think they're going to think, you know,
16:50they think they have the right to go on strike.
16:52That doesn't necessarily mean that they will go on strike
16:54if it, you know, if they have the opportunity or if it arises,
16:56but I think they think they should have the right to it.
16:59Well, let's see, the actual number of these firemen
17:01who said firemen should be permitted to go on strike is...
17:04Zero.
17:06Zero.
17:07All 10 of you.
17:09I agree with you, gentlemen.
17:10Thank you very much.
17:11We love your honesty.
17:13Thank you, fellas.
17:17Okay, Marion, are you ready?
17:19Ready.
17:20Here we go, Marion.
17:22Your first card is an ace.
17:24Lower.
17:25Lower than the ace, there's a deuce.
17:26Higher.
17:27My goodness.
17:28Higher than the deuce, there's an ace.
17:30Freeze.
17:32Freeze there.
17:33Two pretty good cards right there.
17:34Okay, she'll freeze right there.
17:35Heather is consequently kept away from the cards,
17:38this time, anyway.
17:39But Heather, I've got a question for you.
17:40Okay.
17:41How many bachelors, we ask them,
17:45do you find chubby women sexy?
17:48How many bachelors said they do find chubby women sexy?
17:52Well, I know, I'm single,
17:54and I think chubby men are disgusting, but...
17:58I mean...
18:03I think it's gonna be a really low number
18:05because there's so much accent today on hard bodies,
18:09you know, and some people are getting physically fit now.
18:11Yeah, there is.
18:12I think it's gonna be, I think about 25.
18:14I think it's gonna be really low.
18:15Jean Wood just left the studio.
18:17Yeah.
18:18Just kidding, Jean.
18:19She says 25 out of 100 single bachelors
18:22find chubby women sexy.
18:23Marion?
18:24I don't agree with her answer
18:26because I think men think chubby women are sexier.
18:31I think it's the woman's idea
18:33that she thinks she's sexier when she's skinny.
18:36I think the men really think
18:37they're a little bit to hold on to,
18:40so much better.
18:41I think it's going to be higher, a number of...
18:45I just say higher, right?
18:46Yes, you did.
18:47Just higher.
18:48Okay.
18:49Actual number of bachelors who find chubby women sexy is...
18:5218.
18:53Much higher, much lower.
18:54Heather.
18:55You ready, Heather?
18:56Yeah.
18:57Good luck to you.
18:58Here's a three.
18:59Higher.
19:00Higher than the three.
19:01There's an ace.
19:02Lower, lower.
19:03Lower than the ace.
19:04There's a five.
19:05Higher.
19:06Higher than the five.
19:07There's an ace.
19:08Ladies are going to win the first game.
19:10Yes.
19:14Land the cards.
19:18All because of chubby women.
19:21We'll pause for these words.
19:22We'll be right back to start game number two
19:24right after this.
19:25Welcome back, folks.
19:26We got to go.
19:27We'll see you next time.
19:28Bye-bye, everybody.
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