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00:00You're on.
00:02Are your friends still your friends?
00:04Yes.
00:06Solid.
00:08You're solid.
00:10They left you.
00:12They said, yes, they're gone.
00:14We won.
00:16You know, there are people like that.
00:18Me and MC, we're like, yes, they're gone.
00:20Yes, they're gone.
00:22Isn't it the same with Kitty?
00:26We visit each other's scenes.
00:28We're just friends.
00:30We don't do anything.
00:32We just wait.
00:34We just support each other.
00:36You're friends with Katy Perry?
00:38Kitty.
00:42Hello Kitty.
00:44Hello Kitty is a cat.
00:46She's a little girl.
00:48Right?
00:50It's her decision.
00:52It's her life.
00:54You're just there to be her friend.
00:56Yes, we're right.
00:58You'll listen to us.
01:00But as friends,
01:02let's not trust
01:04what our friends are saying.
01:06Because whoever tells a story,
01:08he's the star.
01:10Of course.
01:12Whoever tells a story, he's the victim.
01:14So let's just listen.
01:16It's up to us.
01:18Absorb.
01:20He's waiting for other details.
01:22Yes.
01:24When we trust each other,
01:26we're just friends.
01:28But in the end,
01:30you'll be mad at one person.
01:32For example,
01:34I'm your friend.
01:36But in the end,
01:38we'll fight.
01:40And tomorrow,
01:42I'll be the one to leave you.
01:44He's maturing.
01:46Yes.
01:48He's maturing.
01:50He's maturing.
01:52Yes, he's maturing.
01:54And we have friends,
01:56when they have boyfriends,
01:58they don't know us.
02:00But when there's a problem,
02:02they'll come to me.
02:04Kristin is so beautiful.
02:06I look like an artist.
02:08But Kristin,
02:10when you called Jared,
02:12didn't you ask him
02:14if he's with his friends?
02:16Maybe he won't let you.
02:18Maybe he won't let you.
02:20He's in your group.
02:22A lot of people will see you
02:24with Kristin.
02:26What?
02:28Maybe you're wearing orange underwear.
02:30That's what I'm saying.
02:32Just like that.
02:34Shout out to your friends.
02:36Shout out.
02:38Tell them you're with Kristin.
02:40Tell them your names so they'll be proud.
02:42Kristin, are you blind?
02:44Does your group have a name?
02:46Does your group have a name?
02:48Does your group have a name?
02:50We don't.
02:52Shout out.
02:54Shout out.
02:56Shout out to Varsity.
02:58Bro, I'm not with Kristin.
03:00Come here.
03:02Come here.
03:04Come here.
03:06Come here.
03:08One day, you'll get serious.
03:10One day, you'll get serious.
03:12One of these three
03:14will be behind that curtain.
03:16Yes.
03:18Jared, support Kristin.
03:20Do you have feelings for Kristin?
03:22Is it over?
03:24One month? Is it over?
03:26He's really enjoying his group.
03:28He's really enjoying his group.
03:30Maybe someone is training you, Jared.
03:34Jared, is someone training you?
03:36No.
03:38There he goes again.
03:40Sorry, Jared.
03:42Are you happy that you're free now?
03:44I'm happy.
03:46He's been waiting for this.
03:48He's been waiting for this.
03:50You're blocking his group.
03:52Is it okay now?
03:54Does he have no girlfriend?
03:56Is it okay now?
03:58Don't you miss Kristin?
04:00Don't you miss Kristin?
04:04He's not saying anything.
04:06He can't answer.
04:08He's not saying anything.
04:10He's not saying anything.
04:12He's just laughing.
04:14He's just laughing.
04:16He's telling his story in detail.
04:18He's telling his story in detail.
04:20Last question.
04:22Do you think Jared cheated on you?
04:24I don't know.
04:26I don't know.
04:28I don't know.
04:30He just said it.
04:32But you felt his love for you.
04:34But you felt his love for you.
04:36Yes.
04:38He loves his group more.
04:40Jared, are you single?
04:42Jared, are you single?
04:44No.
04:46He's married to his girlfriend.
04:48You thought he's married to his friends?
04:50No.
04:52You'll be here forever.
04:54You can bring your girlfriend.
04:56You can bring your girlfriend.
04:58You can bring your girlfriend.
05:00That's a lot.
05:02That's a lot.
05:04That's a lot.
05:06Come here.
05:08Let's get to know the searchees.
05:10Let's get to know the searchees.
05:12Christian, it's time to meet our searchees.
05:14Searchee number 1, reveal.
05:24What's up, Madlang people?
05:26He's handsome.
05:28He's 18 years old.
05:30He's a discarding student.
05:34He's a discarding student.
05:36What do you do?
05:38I work as an operations manager
05:40and a real estate broker.
05:44Operations manager of a shoe store.
05:46Operations manager of a shoe store.
05:48Shoe store.
05:52For shoes.
05:56All sorts of shoes.
05:58For school and other types of shoes.
06:00For school and other types of shoes.
06:02For school and other types of shoes.
06:04It suits you, Christian.
06:06It suits you, Christian.
06:10All sorts of shoes.
06:12Do you have a lot of friends?
06:14Actually, it's limited.
06:16How many friends do you have?
06:18I keep my circle small.
06:20I keep my circle small.
06:22Why?
06:24Because I realized that
06:26when there are fewer people,
06:28when there are fewer people,
06:30my friends are more genuine.
06:32He's only 18, right?
06:34Yes, he's 18.
06:36Maybe he has more experience than me.
06:38Who's more important to you?
06:40Your boyfriend or your friend?
06:42Of course, my boyfriend.
06:44He'll be my priority.
06:48Let's see.
06:52Nio, do you have
06:54a pick-up line for Kirsten?
06:56Kirsten,
06:58are you a Labor Day?
07:00Because you're May 1 and only.
07:04May 1 and only.
07:06Beautiful.
07:10Thank you so much, Nio.
07:12Now, let's call Searchie No. 2 to reveal.
07:20What's up, madlam people?
07:22I'm Karlot Tienza,
07:2419, the water delivery boy
07:26of Santa Rosa, Laguna.
07:28He's 19.
07:30How do you deliver? Motor, sidecar?
07:32E-bike.
07:34E-bike.
07:36We only deliver in the subdivision.
07:38You also live in the subdivision?
07:40Yes.
07:42What's your pick-up line for Kirsten?
07:44Kirsten,
07:46are you a perfect score in your exam?
07:48Why?
07:50Because I really want to show you to my parents.
07:52Wow.
07:54He's so cute.
07:56He really wants to show you to his parents.
07:58But you're wearing an envelope.
08:00You can open it.
08:02Don't open it, there's a woman inside.
08:04I'm a perfect tip.
08:10Thank you, Karl.
08:12Here's Searchie No. 3 to reveal.
08:18What's up, madlam people?
08:20I'm Paul, 20 years old,
08:22basketball player of San Mateo, Rizal.
08:24You're the one who became a basketball player?
08:28Point guard.
08:30What's your position?
08:32Point guard.
08:34Point guard.
08:36It's really hard to catch him.
08:38He's fast.
08:40You can't catch him.
08:42If he's a real player,
08:44you'll catch him.
08:46He'll make you shy.
08:48If he's a shooter, you'll catch him.
08:52You'll never know if he's dribbling or not.
08:56But it looks like you're good at basketball.
08:58Have you been playing basketball for a long time?
09:00Yes, for a long time.
09:02A lot of girls are looking at you when you're playing.
09:04What do they say?
09:06Get out, get out.
09:10Shoot more, shoot more.
09:12What do the girls say?
09:14Don't make them shy.
09:16They're all looking at me.
09:18How many girlfriends do you have?
09:20Two.
09:22Seriously?
09:24What's your pick-up line to Kirsten?
09:26Kirsten, I have a question for you.
09:28Are you a cellphone?
09:30Why?
09:32I can't leave you.
09:34Okay, let's play.
09:36There are questions here.
09:38Read this and they'll answer.
09:44Paul, are you a basketball player?
09:46Why?
09:48Get out.
09:50Get out.
09:54Okay.
09:56Jared, what do you have to say to the three boys?
09:58Are they handsome?
10:00Yes.
10:02Handsome?
10:04Yes.
10:06Who do you want to join?
10:10Who do you want to recruit?
10:12Who do you want to recruit?
10:14All of them.
10:16All of them.
10:18You don't have a pick-up line, Kirsten.
10:24We have a group of people
10:26who will talk about you.
10:28He's the topic.
10:30Okay, Jared.
10:32Complete the conversation.
10:34Neo looks blank.
10:38He's brave.
10:42Karl looks blank.
10:44He's smart.
10:48Paul looks blank.
10:50He's handsome.
10:52Paul is shocked.
10:54Handsome.
10:58Handsome.
11:00Okay, Kirsten.
11:02What's your first question?
11:06Number one.
11:08Even if you're right,
11:10will you apologize
11:12for what you did
11:14to end the fight
11:16or will you fight for your point?
11:18Neo.
11:20For me,
11:22I'll just think about the situation.
11:24I'll try to put my situation
11:26in his situation
11:28so that I can understand him better.
11:30And then,
11:32after the emotions are gone,
11:34I'll say my side.
11:36So, I'll just apologize.
11:38Even if you're right?
11:40Do you have a girlfriend?
11:42Yes.
11:44Okay, thank you very much. Karl.
11:46For me,
11:48I'll fight for my point.
11:50Because as a partner,
11:52in that mistake,
11:54that's where we grow each other.
11:56And,
11:58when we add to...
12:02Please deliver it quickly, Karl.
12:06Your mom will be mad.
12:08Your business will be affected
12:10when you join,
12:12especially for you.
12:14Do you know how many people
12:16in his sub-division don't drink?
12:18Karl doesn't exist.
12:20You're a mega now.
12:22Okay.
12:24A lot of people can't go to the bathroom.
12:26I'll choose to fight for my point
12:28because that's where we learn more.
12:30Okay.
12:32Paul.
12:34For me,
12:36you should apologize for everything.
12:38Because once you do that,
12:40you'll always be right.
12:42It's like you're dribbling.
12:44He's still dribbling.
12:50For me, it should be balanced.
12:52If he apologizes,
12:54then you'll apologize too.
12:56So that the connection is better.
12:58So that it's healthier.
13:00Because if you're always right,
13:02even if you're wrong,
13:04there will always be
13:08a conflict.
13:10That's it.
13:12You're always called an overhead.
13:14Why?
13:16Because you're always dribbling.
13:18That's not allowed.
13:20That's called traveling.
13:24So if you're right,
13:26you'll fight.
13:28No.
13:30You'll apologize.
13:32But you don't have to apologize
13:34every time.
13:36For example,
13:38if he did something wrong
13:40and you still apologized,
13:42he won't learn from his mistake.
13:44There will be a conflict.
13:46I can manipulate you for everything.
13:48You can do everything I do.
13:50Everything I do is right.
13:52Won't it end because no one apologized?
13:54No.
13:56For me, it's the same.
13:58No.
14:00It should be balanced.
14:02If he did something wrong,
14:04he should apologize.
14:06If you did something wrong,
14:08you should apologize too.
14:10So if someone did something wrong,
14:12he should apologize.
14:14It should be balanced.
14:16For example,
14:18if he did something wrong...
14:20That's enough, Paul.
14:22Kai will give you ice before you finish.
14:24I'm nervous.
14:26For me,
14:28it should be balanced.
14:30If he did something wrong, he should apologize.
14:32Yes.
14:34If he did something wrong,
14:36he should apologize too.
14:38If not,
14:40don't choose him.
14:44Kirsten, who will be the green flag?
14:46Green flag?
14:48If you're right,
14:50will you apologize?
14:52Yes.
14:54Because...
14:58Wait.
15:00I'm trying to validate
15:02my partner's feelings.
15:04I'll apologize.
15:06If he feels bad,
15:08even if I'm right,
15:10I'll still apologize.
15:12I'll point out his mistakes
15:14so he'll be aware
15:16that he did something wrong.
15:18He'll change in the future.
15:20He doesn't need to apologize.
15:24Even if he did something wrong?
15:26Yes.
15:28He's the one who's wrong.
15:30You're right.
15:32But to end the discussion,
15:34will you apologize
15:36even if you're right or not?
15:38I'll apologize.
15:40If he doesn't want to apologize,
15:42then don't.
15:44Is he like that, Jared?
15:46Is Kirsten like that?
15:48Yes.
15:50So you're always wrong?
15:52No.
15:54His friends don't like him.
15:58Who will get the green flag?
16:00The...
16:041, 2, or 3?
16:10The 2.
16:12Why?
16:14Because
16:16his answer
16:18wasn't
16:20safe.
16:22He wasn't against me.
16:24It's like...
16:26How should I put it?
16:28That's how I feel about him.
16:30Congrats, Karl.
16:32You'll get the green flag.
16:34And because of that,
16:36he'll bring water to your house.
16:38Jared, do you approve
16:40when someone chooses you?
16:42Who do you choose?
16:44Number 1.
16:46Why?
16:48Because
16:50he'll put his situation
16:52on his partner's situation.
16:54I think that's the same for me.
16:56It's better if
16:58he feels the same
17:00as his partner
17:02so he'll know what to do next.
17:04That's how his friends think, Kirsten.
17:06What?
17:08That's how they think.
17:10They're jealous of you.
17:12But Kirsten wants
17:14number 2, Karl.
17:16Number 2.
17:18What do guys get
17:20from following sexy girls?
17:24Let's start with number 3,
17:26Paul.
17:28What?
17:30Nothing.
17:32For me,
17:34I don't have a girlfriend.
17:36When I look at sexy girls,
17:38I feel like my day is getting better.
17:40I feel like I'm getting fat.
17:42Oh, yes.
17:44He's a pro.
17:46He's happy.
17:48Maybe you didn't see it.
17:50You can't see it.
17:52Try to look at something
17:54that you don't like.
17:56Your day is ruined.
17:58That's why he's like this.
18:00Calm down.
18:04Nio, number 1.
18:06What do guys get
18:08from following sexy girls?
18:10For me,
18:12I don't usually
18:14follow those types of girls.
18:16Especially
18:18when I have a partner.
18:20Why would I look at other girls
18:22if I know my partner is pretty?
18:26I'll just listen to him.
18:28We'll ask your social media
18:30to check if that's true.
18:32That's why I don't follow
18:34sexy girls.
18:36Vice, you're there.
18:38You're also sexy.
18:40That's why he's following you.
18:42He lied to you.
18:44You're not following him,
18:46yet he's following you.
18:48Happy.
18:50He's valid
18:52because Nio is single now.
18:56Okay, Karl, number 3.
18:58For me,
19:00I think they're cool.
19:02What?
19:04They're cool.
19:06They're not with you?
19:08Oh.
19:10You don't follow sexy girls.
19:12It's like
19:14they're telling a story.
19:20I'm not the type
19:22of person
19:24who follows
19:26unless I know them.
19:30It's like they're telling a story.
19:32Not everyone who follows
19:34tells a story.
19:36Paul, you said earlier
19:38that your day is beautiful
19:40when you follow
19:42sexy girls.
19:44How?
19:46It's like Paul is trying
19:48to wake me up in the morning
19:50when he sees me like that.
19:52He's trying to wake me up.
19:54We have a polling question here.
19:56Rhea Jen is asking
19:58Paul to follow her first.
20:00Oh.
20:02Oh.
20:04Sexy ladies.
20:06Rhea Jen.
20:08Bye.
20:10Okay.
20:12They've answered 3 questions.
20:14Let's ask Jared.
20:16Jared, who do you want to answer?
20:18Who do you want Kirsten to choose?
20:20Number 1.
20:22It's still Nio.
20:24Kirsten,
20:26do you agree with Jared
20:28that you'll choose Kirsten?
20:32It's still number 2.
20:34It's still number 2.
20:36Why?
20:38It's like...
20:40It's valid...
20:42Oh, you want to supply water.
20:46It's valid for me
20:48that he'll follow her
20:50unless he really knows her.
20:52Yes.
20:54It's weird.
20:56You're following her
20:58so that you'll be satisfied
21:00even if you have a girlfriend.
21:02Satisfied?

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