I originally made this back in 2008. Since my "revised version" is picking up views (esp. on Vimeo) i'd figured that I'd share the original version so you can see what I really meant by "revised version".
here's the link to that version btw: https://dai.ly/x90m4s0
And here's the description for it as well:
This is a video (Special Anime Video, or SAV for short) on why she (and just girls in general) shouldn't be walking around w/ all this kiddy stuff that they seem to love so much! Seriously, why do you girls just seem to LOVE holding on (displaying mostly, I mean, of course, you can't just CHUCK your old childhood stuff, THAT'S not what i'm talking about) to this stuff from your childhood, and just kiddy stuff in general?
Seriously, i've never understood that even since I was a kid myself! I mean, it's not like us GUYS hold on to and display their kiddy stuff, now don't we? In fact we can't even get AWAY w/ doing that w/o being called a wuss or gay! So why should YOU have a different standard for that kind of stuff?
Sorry, I don't mean to yell, I'm actually trying to HELP you w/ this video and make you see your ways, so please don't take this as bashing.
here's the link to that version btw: https://dai.ly/x90m4s0
And here's the description for it as well:
This is a video (Special Anime Video, or SAV for short) on why she (and just girls in general) shouldn't be walking around w/ all this kiddy stuff that they seem to love so much! Seriously, why do you girls just seem to LOVE holding on (displaying mostly, I mean, of course, you can't just CHUCK your old childhood stuff, THAT'S not what i'm talking about) to this stuff from your childhood, and just kiddy stuff in general?
Seriously, i've never understood that even since I was a kid myself! I mean, it's not like us GUYS hold on to and display their kiddy stuff, now don't we? In fact we can't even get AWAY w/ doing that w/o being called a wuss or gay! So why should YOU have a different standard for that kind of stuff?
Sorry, I don't mean to yell, I'm actually trying to HELP you w/ this video and make you see your ways, so please don't take this as bashing.
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00:00You
00:30You
00:36I'm gonna die and un-kiss Frances
00:40I wanted to visit Tokyo
00:42to go to the beach in a designer bathing suit
00:45I wanted to go to Antarctica
00:47and see the Aurora's dance
00:49but instead I'm gonna die
00:51Well, yeah
00:53A kiss, that's it
00:55Can I get a kiss before dying?
00:58You're a kid
01:00What? What does that mean?
01:02I don't kiss girls who still wear kitty pants
01:05Kitty pants?
01:26Just what is this?
01:28Can you guess what's on the underpants I'm wearing today?
01:32Kawasan the Happy Hippo!
01:41Just one thing
01:43Is that the disc we came for?
01:45No, no, you don't understand
01:47I admit I play adult video games
01:49but this isn't one!
01:51So, what's the difference?
01:53This is a revolutionary program
01:55Once you've inputted sufficient data
01:57it can produce a reliable forecast of what might happen next
02:00There's nothing else in the world like it!
02:02Right! So what does this innovation have to do with my underpants?
02:05It was just a test!
02:07Just a stupid test!
02:09It's stupid, alright!
02:11It failed! I'm not wearing my hippos!
02:13I'm telling you the truth
02:15I designed it to track the origami
02:18but I really thought it would work
02:20What did I miss?
02:22If we had your origami detecting ability
02:24and a working version of this program
02:26but I guess I failed
02:28You sure did!
02:39Kawasan the Happy Hippo!
02:41I was right!
02:43Stop it! There's no time!
02:59Hey! Here we are! Again!
03:01Huh?
03:02Geez! This is the place where I met you for the first time, remember?
03:05Is it really?
03:07I don't remember anything except the funny panties you were wearing
03:09You jerk! You jerk!
03:11You're an idiot!
03:12Sorry, I'm sorry!
03:13Okay, I remember! I remember this place!
03:15Girls hate bullies and perverts, you know that?
03:17I was only kidding
03:28you