1973 If You Don't Stop You Will Go Blind FULL HOT MOVIE
1973 If You Don't Stop You Will Go Blind FULL HOT MOVIE
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00:00:00["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
00:00:04["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
00:00:31["The Star-Spangled Banner"]
00:00:37Thank you very much.
00:00:41Are you ready, sir?
00:00:44My dear, have you decided what you'll have for dinner?
00:00:46Yes, I have.
00:00:48I'll start off with a Scarga Marseille with Chablis 1964.
00:00:52Then, Crab Crab with mustard sauce, Manhattan clam chowders,
00:00:55Caesar salad for two, don't forget the anchovy.
00:00:58Chateaubriand, blood rare, with escala potatoes a la Pierre,
00:01:03vegetables and garni, of course, with that, a bottle of Margaux 57,
00:01:07asparagus chips, hollandaise sauce supreme,
00:01:09fettuccine alfredo, a magnum of Piper Heidsieck champagne,
00:01:13five-star 1961.
00:01:15Sixty-one.
00:01:16And, of course, don't forget the balaclava caviar.
00:01:19For dessert, I want baked Alaska, cherries jubilee, chocolate mousse,
00:01:24strawberries teddy, and a demi-tasse of Irish coffee.
00:01:33My dear, tell me, do you eat this well at home?
00:01:38Well, no.
00:01:39But then again, at home, nobody wants to fuck me.
00:01:42THE END
00:02:13THE END
00:02:33Morning, Mr. Kirk.
00:02:34Morning, Mr. Winton.
00:02:35Good morning, Mr. Sullivan.
00:02:37Jerry, how are you?
00:02:38Ah, Dr. Coswell.
00:02:40Good morning.
00:02:41That becomes you.
00:02:42Oh, thank you.
00:02:45It's a pleasure having you on the committee again.
00:02:48The pleasure is mine, Jerome.
00:02:50I'm sure I don't have to remind you of the importance of our being here.
00:02:54We must go over thoroughly each and every file submitted by our investigators.
00:02:58Then, when we have cast our ballots,
00:03:01the world will soon know the winners of the World Sex Award.
00:03:06Hear, hear.
00:03:08Now, if we're ready to begin.
00:03:21We have ten areas for our consideration.
00:03:24Preliminary approach.
00:03:26Truth.
00:03:28Consistency.
00:03:29Emotion.
00:03:31Appearance.
00:03:33Timing.
00:03:35Pre-play as opposed to foreplay.
00:03:39Pace.
00:03:41Commitment.
00:03:42And overall performance.
00:03:47Observe the following representative scenes very closely.
00:03:51The dignity of the World Sex Awards depend on your judgment.
00:03:55Help! Oh, honey, come here!
00:04:00I just don't believe it.
00:04:01That Nurse Owens has got to be the most incompetent nurse I've ever seen.
00:04:05Just look how she screwed up these reports.
00:04:08How in the hell did she ever get to be a nurse?
00:04:11Simple.
00:04:12Her father is Chief of Staff of Surgery at the hospital here.
00:04:15Ah!
00:04:26Dammit, Nurse Owens, I told you to prick his boil!
00:04:35Help!
00:04:37Help!
00:04:45Three, please.
00:04:47Ballroom, please.
00:04:48Sorry. Didn't realize I was crowding you.
00:04:52Dolores, now that we're married, I think it's time to get to know each other directly and without shame.
00:04:59Now, do you know what this is?
00:05:03Well, that's a wee-wee.
00:05:05No, no, my dear sweet Dolores, that is not a wee-wee.
00:05:09From now on, we shall call this a prick.
00:05:12Oh, come on, Arnold.
00:05:14I've seen lots of pricks, and that is definitely a wee-wee.
00:05:20THE END
00:05:32What the hell do you think you're doing?
00:05:35I'm sleeping on the couch.
00:05:38Are you kidding? This is our wedding night, and there's certain duties that a husband must perform.
00:05:44Oh, no, not me.
00:05:46My mother told me that you women have teeth down there, so I'm sleeping on the couch to avoid pain and injury.
00:05:53Teeth? Well, that's the most ridiculous and asinine thing I ever heard.
00:05:57Now, you listen to me. I've been waiting 27 years for this night, and I'm not going to let you spoil it.
00:06:03So you get in that bedroom right now. You've got work to do.
00:06:06Oh, no, I'm not.
00:06:08I know you've got teeth down there, and you're not going to convince me otherwise, so there.
00:06:13No case.
00:06:39What is it, my son? Tell me.
00:06:43Here, my son.
00:06:46Write down your last words for your beloved wife.
00:06:51Go ahead. Write them for her.
00:06:55She's hurrying here now, but I'm afraid...
00:06:59I'll make sure that she gets it.
00:07:14Oh, no, father, is he?
00:07:17Yes, my child. He's at peace now.
00:07:20But his last thoughts were of you.
00:07:23Here, my daughter.
00:07:43Get your fucking foot off the oxygen hose.
00:07:51And so, ladies and gentlemen, I hope that here, in this sex clinic, ladies and gentlemen,
00:07:57you will learn the solution to your particular problem.
00:08:00Now, you should feel free to ask any question on any subject,
00:08:05whether it concerns impetus, or penis-enry complex,
00:08:10or nymphomania, or fallatio compulsion,
00:08:14or any of those good things.
00:08:16Doctor, I really have a problem.
00:08:19For me, sex is just a pain in the ass.
00:08:22And you, sir, do you talk to your wife while you're having sex?
00:08:26Yes, if I happen to be near the phone.
00:08:30Tomorrow's your birthday, my sweet.
00:08:33And I don't know what to get you.
00:08:36You've got everything, of course.
00:08:39Well, surely there must be something...
00:08:41By Jove, I think I've got it.
00:08:43I'll get you a monkey.
00:08:45A monkey? What on earth am I going to do with a monkey?
00:08:49Well, you don't own one, do you?
00:08:51No, I don't, but where will the poor beast eat?
00:08:54Why, in the dining room with us, of course.
00:08:57Why, in the dining room with us, of course.
00:09:00What about its quarters? Where will the beast sleep?
00:09:03Why, in the bed. It can sleep with us.
00:09:06Really? In the same bed?
00:09:09Think of that terrible, obnoxious odor.
00:09:12The stench. The smell will be awful.
00:09:15I got used to it, and a monkey will get used to it.
00:09:21What?
00:09:23How can you tell me that your best man went and slammed your schlong in a door?
00:09:30And then I had to go to a hospital?
00:09:33Put the thing in a sling?
00:09:35Oh, it was...
00:09:38No, how can I tell her? She's waited her whole life for this night.
00:09:43All right, thanks. Bye-bye.
00:09:51Stop, please, mister! Please, stop!
00:09:59Yes, ma'am, can I help you?
00:10:01Yes, there's something you could do for me.
00:10:05Now, wait a minute. Now, don't get excited with that thing.
00:10:09I'll give you all my money.
00:10:11Don't want your money, sonny.
00:10:13I'll give you all my money.
00:10:15Now, don't get excited with that thing. I'll give you all my money.
00:10:18Don't want your money, sonny.
00:10:20What is it you do want? I'll do anything you say.
00:10:23Just don't shoot.
00:10:25I want you to jack off.
00:10:28Jack off? In the middle of Interstate 39?
00:10:32Got it right, sport.
00:10:34Now, get going.
00:10:37Oh.
00:10:43Okay, lady, I hope you're satisfied.
00:10:46Can I get out of here now?
00:10:49Nope, sonny.
00:10:51Beat it again.
00:10:53Oh, lady, have a heart.
00:10:55Oh, okay, you're the boss.
00:11:01What's that again, buster?
00:11:03I'll blow your brains out.
00:11:06Sonny, that was a pretty good one.
00:11:10Now, let's whip it again.
00:11:13Lady, I don't care if you shoot me.
00:11:18I don't care if you kill me.
00:11:21I couldn't raise another heart on no matter what you do.
00:11:25That's just what I wanted to hear.
00:11:29You can come out now, Mary Lou.
00:11:34This nice man's gonna give you a ride to Fresno.
00:12:19You know, I've noticed you in here before,
00:12:22and I really think you're beautiful.
00:12:26You know, I've been noticing you quite a bit.
00:12:28I was just wondering if, well, maybe you'd like to come home and meet my parents.
00:12:33How dare you!
00:12:35You thief!
00:12:52Acting weird again.
00:12:54Jumpy and twitchy.
00:12:55Nervous all the time.
00:12:57That sounds like she just needs a rest.
00:12:59Are you gonna send her to Palm Springs this year?
00:13:01No, I think I'll just fuck her myself.
00:13:04Oh.
00:13:10Yes, brothers and sisters, I have sinned!
00:13:15I have lain in the arms of many men!
00:13:19I've drunk gin!
00:13:21I've smoked!
00:13:24Night after night I've caroused and gambled my youth and future happiness!
00:13:31Entire weekends I would spend at drunken orgies and wild parties!
00:13:37But I've changed!
00:13:40Look at me now!
00:13:42Come, buddies!
00:13:47Now you see how I spend my weekends.
00:13:51I spend my weekends standing on this corner just beating this motherfucking drum!
00:14:03All right, now let's greet our next contestant on the amateur hour.
00:14:07From Hanna, Missouri, Mr. Lionel Schlemmer.
00:14:16Welcome to the show, Lionel.
00:14:18Thank you. Thank you very much, Mr...
00:14:21Tack, Mr. Tack.
00:14:23You're just a little nervous, aren't you, Lionel?
00:14:26Well, tell me, Lionel, what do you plan to do with the prize money if you happen to win our talent contest tonight?
00:14:32Well, I plan to use it to have a hernia operation.
00:14:34A hernia operation.
00:14:37All right, now, Lionel, you just take your place, okay?
00:14:40And we'll be with you in just a moment, okay?
00:14:45Now, ladies and gentlemen, stepping into the amateur hour spotlight,
00:14:49from Hanna, Missouri, Mr. Lionel Schlemmer,
00:14:52singing and dancing to Dixie.
00:14:59I wish I was in a wheelchair...
00:15:16...
00:15:29Boy, 25 years in prison, that's a long time.
00:15:32I'll bet you it was rough on you.
00:15:34Yeah, it taught me a lesson.
00:15:37Believe me, I'm never going back to that hellhole again.
00:15:40I don't blame you.
00:15:43Hey, what the hell's your problem, man?
00:15:45I mean, since I walked in this place, you've been eyeballing me.
00:15:48Like, what's your problem?
00:15:50I'm sorry.
00:15:52I didn't mean to stare at you like that.
00:15:54You see, I just got out of prison.
00:15:56I did 25 years for raping a buffalo.
00:15:59I thought for a minute there, you might be my son.
00:16:06You know, being married to Harry is really rough on a girl.
00:16:10If his penis was a half an inch longer,
00:16:13I couldn't stand it.
00:16:15Me neither.
00:16:18Hey, Patrick, I haven't seen you in a long time.
00:16:20Yeah, I'll wait. Let me have a beer, will you?
00:16:22Hey, listen, how's the wife?
00:16:24Oh, you didn't hear, she died last week.
00:16:26Gonorrhea, strangled to death.
00:16:29Gee, that's too bad.
00:16:31Hey, wait a minute.
00:16:32People don't strangle to death when they have gonorrhea.
00:16:34Well, they do when they give it to me.
00:16:38Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:16:40This is Hilton Bank, your WWAMC.
00:16:44I'd like to welcome you this afternoon to Wide World of Athletics.
00:16:47This afternoon, we have the privilege of interviewing
00:16:50the lovely wife of all-star pro golfer Mike Birdie.
00:16:55How are you today, Mrs. Birdie?
00:16:57I'm fine, Hilton.
00:16:59It's a great and sacred pleasure to be on your show.
00:17:03Well, thank you, Mrs. Birdie.
00:17:05Let me ask you a question.
00:17:07Before a big tournament, is there some special thing
00:17:10that you do for your husband?
00:17:12Oh, I usually rub his balls.
00:17:17How does this seem to help?
00:17:21Oh, it straightens out his putts.
00:17:25Three children, and you've been married six and a half years.
00:17:28Is that correct?
00:17:29That's right, doctor.
00:17:31Do you ever use Vaseline for sexual purposes?
00:17:34Oh, very often, doesn't everyone?
00:17:36Very good.
00:17:38And where do you apply it?
00:17:40On the bedroom doorknob, of course.
00:17:43The bedroom doorknob? Why there?
00:17:46It keeps the kids from coming into the room while we're screwing.
00:17:52And you, sir, do you cheat on your wife?
00:17:55Who else?
00:17:57Doctor, my husband thinks I'm frigid just because I detest sex.
00:18:03Isn't that ridiculous?
00:18:05See what I mean? This broad's driving me nuts.
00:18:08What do you mean I'm driving you nuts?
00:18:10Why, you're the most despicable bastard.
00:18:12Please, let's not have any arguments.
00:18:14We're only here to help.
00:18:16Sorry, doc.
00:18:17All right, now let's get on with this.
00:18:19How many children do you have?
00:18:21We have three children.
00:18:22All by rape.
00:18:24Why don't you go fuck yourself?
00:18:2678!
00:18:38Kid, you're sensational.
00:18:41Baby, Lou Lansfinger, talent agent.
00:18:44That's the greatest melody I've ever heard.
00:18:46Thank you. It's an original. I write all my own.
00:18:49You write all your own stuff?
00:18:50Just what I'm looking for.
00:18:51With songs like that, I can get you booked at the Palace.
00:18:54Who's your publisher?
00:18:55I don't have any.
00:18:56Publishers want nothing to do with me.
00:18:58You're putting me on, kid.
00:18:59You're talking to Lou, baby, now, huh?
00:19:01Your songs are great.
00:19:02Millions.
00:19:03Why won't the publishers talk to you?
00:19:04I don't know.
00:19:05They say it's my titles.
00:19:07Titles?
00:19:08Well, what's the name of the song you're playing now?
00:19:10Well, this happens to be one of my favorites.
00:19:12It's called,
00:19:13I Love You So Fuckin' Much I Could Shit.
00:19:19Peaches! Pears!
00:19:22Peaches! Pears!
00:19:26Peaches! Pears!
00:19:29Hey, Sadler, have you got a minute?
00:19:32Come on. I want to talk to you.
00:19:44I'd like to buy some peaches.
00:19:46Oh, sure, lady. I got plenty nice, fresh peaches.
00:19:50But tell me, are they nice and big like these?
00:19:53Yes.
00:19:55And are they nice...
00:20:00And don't come back till your mother gives you some money, degenerate.
00:20:05Oh.
00:20:09Bill! Bill! Bill!
00:20:17I haven't seen a ceiling since last winter.
00:20:23It's been so long, I can't remember when.
00:20:31If business doesn't pick up very shortly,
00:20:38I'm afraid we'll all be virgins once again.
00:20:45Oh, God forbid!
00:20:49Now it's time we must examine all our methods.
00:20:54Now it's time we must adapt to something new.
00:21:02In order to get back our former patrons,
00:21:08it's obvious there's one thing we must do.
00:21:20We've got to get back on our backs.
00:21:27We've got to get out of Tibet.
00:21:30In spite of enjoyment, we face unemployment.
00:21:33We've got to get back into bed.
00:21:35We've got to get back on our backs.
00:21:38And get those men on the street.
00:21:40On Park Blanchard Diner, we don't need co-signers.
00:21:43We've got to get back in the sheets.
00:21:45We've got to get back on our backs.
00:21:48Our beauty is dying to wilt.
00:21:50We can be passionate if there's any cash in it.
00:21:53We've got to get back in the quilt.
00:21:59My creditors are tired of all my begging.
00:22:06My girls are ready for the auction block.
00:22:13The welfare office turns me down each Wednesday.
00:22:21Last week, I put my diagram in the park.
00:22:37We've got to get back on our backs.
00:22:39And get all the business we lack.
00:22:42We're straddling for Lormie.
00:22:43Because we're so horny.
00:22:44We've got to get back in the sack.
00:22:47We've got to get back on our backs.
00:22:49Strike while the iron is hot.
00:22:52Come on, you big chippers.
00:22:53I tip those zippers.
00:22:54We've got to get back in the cot.
00:22:57We've got to get back on our backs.
00:22:59We're not here to strengthen our minds.
00:23:02If you're looking for virginity,
00:23:03you're in the wrong facility.
00:23:05We've got to get on our behinds.
00:23:10So in order to solve all our problems.
00:23:17A franchise that we knew would be just right.
00:23:25We started our own take-out service.
00:23:32And we called it, yes, Quickie Delight.
00:23:44Quickie Delight.
00:23:45Quickie Delight.
00:23:46Photos if you're looking for sex tonight.
00:23:49Give us a ring.
00:23:50We promise to bring.
00:23:51All the love you want.
00:23:52And your love data will swing.
00:24:02Good evening, Quickie Delight.
00:24:05Yes, sir.
00:24:06Two blondes and a redhead coming right up.
00:24:12Good evening, Quickie Delight.
00:24:15No, sir.
00:24:16It doesn't matter how far away you live.
00:24:18It'll be hot when it gets there.
00:24:23Good evening, Quickie Delight.
00:24:26Yes, sir.
00:24:27Oh, is that to go?
00:24:28Or will you eat it here?
00:24:32Now, no more credit are we going to extend.
00:24:38Pay later has come to an end.
00:24:42All you chicks, if they want their kicks.
00:24:47Money has to be our only friend.
00:24:51We're going to get lots of new jobs.
00:24:54And turn them all on.
00:24:57And make ourselves some friends.
00:25:01In God we trust.
00:25:04All others pay cash.
00:25:07Let's get back in that bed.
00:25:10There's no waiting.
00:25:12Get back in that bed.
00:25:15Nothing but feeling.
00:25:17You know you belong.
00:25:22In bed.
00:25:35Well, things are looking up for those lovely young ladies.
00:25:39With this inflation, I don't know how they'll make ends meet.
00:25:43Virtue is its own reward.
00:25:44Virtue?
00:25:46Malcolm, look at this next one. It's up your alley.
00:25:49Up yours.
00:26:00Tea are a little dry tonight.
00:26:02Well, move up a little, schmuck. You're eating the sheet.
00:26:05No, no, no, no.
00:26:18You know, this wife swapping business wasn't such a bad idea.
00:26:23I only hope our wives are hitting it off this well.
00:26:27Welcome to that famous TV show.
00:26:29The show that loves to give away money.
00:26:32TV Jackpot!
00:26:36Thank you, thank you.
00:26:39All right, now let's meet our next contestant.
00:26:41From Wedlock, Oklahoma.
00:26:44Miss Marion Cleavage.
00:26:49Welcome.
00:26:50Welcome to the show, Marion.
00:26:51Thank you, thank you.
00:26:52You don't mind if I call you Marion, do you?
00:26:53Oh, no, not at all.
00:26:54Cleavage sounds so formal, doesn't it?
00:26:56Yeah, yeah.
00:26:57That's a very interesting town you come from.
00:26:59Tell me, were you born in Wedlock?
00:27:00Oh, no, I was born outside of Wedlock.
00:27:05Oh, that's very good, Marion.
00:27:06You know how to play the game, don't you?
00:27:08Oh, yeah.
00:27:09All right, well, then let's play TV Jackpot.
00:27:11Okay, for $50, Marion, who was the first man?
00:27:17Um, uh, Adam?
00:27:19Right, for $50! All right!
00:27:23Okay, now, you had $50.
00:27:25Do you want to keep that, or do you want to try and double up?
00:27:28Double up!
00:27:32She wants to go, ladies and gentlemen!
00:27:34She wants to go! All right!
00:27:36All right, Marion, for $100, who was the first woman?
00:27:42Um, Eve?
00:27:44Right, for $100! All right!
00:27:49Okay, now, you have $100.
00:27:51Do you want to quit, or do you want to double up?
00:27:54Go, Marion!
00:27:56If you answer incorrectly, you lose everything you have so far.
00:28:02I'll go!
00:28:03She wants to go, ladies and gentlemen!
00:28:05Congratulations, that's lovely, Marion.
00:28:09Okay, now, for $200, listen carefully.
00:28:12What were Eve's first words to Adam?
00:28:17Oh, gosh, that's a hard one.
00:28:20Right, for $200!
00:28:25All right!
00:28:38Will the lady who just boarded the bus please step forward?
00:28:50Will the lady who's reading the Bible with the flowers on her hat
00:28:53and the white blouse please step forward?
00:28:55You forgot to pay your fare!
00:28:57Lady, pardon me, but I think he's talking to you.
00:29:02Fuck him.
00:29:13Is he drafting here?
00:29:15Uh-uh. Why?
00:29:17I think I'm getting a chess call.
00:29:24Yeah.
00:29:28Jordan, do you like a cigarette?
00:29:30No, sir. No, sir.
00:29:32Well, give me a light, then.
00:29:33Yes, sir.
00:29:36Thank you, Jordan, that's fine. I'll just light it myself.
00:29:39You know, Jordan, I made my way up on my own.
00:29:43My old daddy never gave me nothing.
00:29:45But I fought my way through everything, and I made my way to the top.
00:29:49Yes, sir, you did.
00:29:50It's going to be different with my daughter, Jordan.
00:29:52You know, she's my daughter, my angel, my apple of my eye.
00:29:56She's going to have the finest, and I mean the finest, including college.
00:29:59College? What college are you going to send her to, boss?
00:30:02Oh, a good old Georgia Tech. That's what college, boy.
00:30:06Georgia Tech? You must be kidding.
00:30:08No one goes there but football players and whores.
00:30:11Jordan, now have you know that my dear wife went to Georgia Tech?
00:30:16Oh, really? What position did she play?
00:30:19Hey, bartender.
00:30:22This guy's playing with himself.
00:30:24Oh, just ignore him.
00:30:26I can't. He's using my hand.
00:30:36Oh, man.
00:30:39The fight time went on last night.
00:30:42I went to a wild party, and I got so smashed.
00:30:46I left my wallet in the bathroom.
00:30:48Aren't you going to go back and look for it?
00:30:50Oh, I'd like to, but I was so drunk, I can't remember where the house was.
00:30:55Oh, come on.
00:30:56You've got some important IDs in there and some credit cards.
00:30:59You've got to remember something. Think.
00:31:02Let's see.
00:31:04There was a house in the neighborhood.
00:31:07It had a green door with bullhorns on it.
00:31:11A green door with bullhorns on it.
00:31:16And there were red drapes in the living room.
00:31:22Oh, yeah.
00:31:24And the bathroom was the wildest thing you ever saw.
00:31:27A gold metal toilet.
00:31:31Look, that's not going to be too hard to find.
00:31:33A green door with bullhorns and a gold metal toilet.
00:31:36Come on, hurry up and get dressed, and I'll help you find it.
00:31:42Knock, knock, knock.
00:31:47Knock, knock, knock.
00:31:50What the hell do you want?
00:31:53Come on, go ahead, ask her.
00:31:57Did you have a party here last night?
00:31:59Yeah, we did.
00:32:01What's it to you?
00:32:05Do you have a red drape in your living room?
00:32:07Yeah, we do.
00:32:09So what?
00:32:12This might be a strange question to ask, but do you have a gold metal toilet?
00:32:21Hey, Harry!
00:32:23I just found the idiot that cracked in your tuba!
00:32:27Knock, knock, knock.
00:32:37First case, Annabelle Carson.
00:32:40Accused of prostitution.
00:32:43Your Honor, this is a disgrace.
00:32:45Why, my mother would turn over in her grave
00:32:47if she could see her poor, innocent baby
00:32:49being accused of prostitution.
00:32:53Young lady, you have seven prior convictions of prostitution,
00:32:58and that's just in the last three years.
00:33:01I'm sorry, Your Honor.
00:33:03I'm sorry, Your Honor.
00:33:05I'm sorry, Your Honor.
00:33:07I'm sorry, Your Honor.
00:33:09Accused of prostitution, and that's just in the last three months.
00:33:13Thirty days.
00:33:15Bailiff, take her away.
00:33:22Next case, Darlene Dorsey.
00:33:25Accused of prostitution.
00:33:27What kind of a world are we living in anyway?
00:33:29Can't a girl ask a sailor for a cigarette
00:33:31without the police thinking she's a hooker?
00:33:33I've never been so embarrassed or humiliated in all my life.
00:33:37Miss Dorsey, you've had 15 convictions in the last two months.
00:33:42Oh, but Your Honor, it's a mistake.
00:33:44I'm the victim of the...
00:33:46Sixty days.
00:33:48Bailiff, take her away.
00:33:54Next case, Marjorie Pittens.
00:33:57Accused of prostitution.
00:34:00Your Honor...
00:34:05I am a whore.
00:34:08I know it's a lousy thing to say,
00:34:10but it's the only way I know to make a living.
00:34:14Do with me as you want.
00:34:16My life is worthless.
00:34:19I have no reason to go on living.
00:34:22My dear,
00:34:25I have no reason to go on living.
00:34:28My dear,
00:34:30in the 20 years I've sat on this bench,
00:34:33you're the first honest woman to come before me.
00:34:37And your honesty shall not go unrewarded.
00:34:42Case dismissed.
00:34:44Bailiff, have a check made out for $500
00:34:47from the policeman's welfare fund
00:34:49and give it to this young lady.
00:34:52Miss Pittens,
00:34:54we hope that this money can start you on a new life.
00:35:01Next case, Morris Goldberg.
00:35:04Accused of selling fruit without a license.
00:35:22Your Honor,
00:35:24what's the use of trying to lie
00:35:26to a learned man like yourself?
00:35:32I, too, am a whore.
00:35:38Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen.
00:35:40This is Hilton Bank, your W.W.A. announcer.
00:35:44This afternoon,
00:35:46I'd like to announce
00:35:48your W.W.A. announcer.
00:35:50This afternoon,
00:35:52we are interviewing former ace Air Force pilot
00:35:55during the Second World War
00:35:57with the R.A.F., Mr. Sven Schwentzen.
00:36:02Now, tell me, Mr. Schwentzen,
00:36:04during your experiences in the Second World War
00:36:07with the R.A.F.,
00:36:09what was the most frightening experience that you had?
00:36:13Well...
00:36:15Well, I was flying over Germany
00:36:18all by myself.
00:36:20Then all of a sudden, to my right,
00:36:22there was this German Fokker.
00:36:24And then to my left was another German Fokker.
00:36:26And then I was completely surrounded
00:36:28by all these German Fokkers.
00:36:30Um, let me explain to our viewing audience
00:36:34that the German Fokker,
00:36:36spelt F-O-K-K-E-R,
00:36:38was a German plane
00:36:40flown during the Second World War
00:36:42by the Luftwaffe.
00:36:43Now, isn't that correct, Mr. Schwentzen?
00:36:45Yeah, yeah.
00:36:46But these Fokkers were Major Schmitz.
00:36:50Let's go back to our main studio now.
00:37:02Okay, Mac, what'll it be?
00:37:04Oh, dear me.
00:37:05I'd like a glass of milk.
00:37:14Oh, how sweet.
00:37:16Thank you very much.
00:37:23My, that was delicious.
00:37:25Could I trouble you for another glass of fresh dairy?
00:37:37Say, listen.
00:37:38There aren't many people in here.
00:37:40Where is everybody?
00:37:42Bunch of guys out back lynching some queer.
00:37:49No shit.
00:37:59Man, things are really tough.
00:38:01On top of everything else,
00:38:02my wife's cut me down to once a week now.
00:38:04Oh, man, that's too bad.
00:38:06I think it could be worse.
00:38:08What do you mean?
00:38:09I know two guys she cut off altogether.
00:38:12Yeah.
00:38:16Hey, Lou.
00:38:17I saw some guy trying to screw your wife the other night.
00:38:20Did he succeed?
00:38:21No.
00:38:22Then it wasn't my wife.
00:38:26Two vodka martys.
00:38:28Say, honey.
00:38:30I sure would love to get into your pants.
00:38:34Sorry, baby.
00:38:35One asshole in there is enough.
00:38:41I'm as amazed as you are, Mrs. Colfax,
00:38:43but I sent these tests to the lab four times,
00:38:46and each time they come back positive.
00:38:48Pregnant.
00:38:50Are you sure?
00:38:52I'm 79,
00:38:54and Morris, my husband, is 84 years old.
00:38:58I'm sorry.
00:38:59But there can be no doubt about it.
00:39:01You're pregnant.
00:39:03Oh, that lousy bastard.
00:39:07That no good son of a bitch.
00:39:10Wait like him.
00:39:11I'll kill him.
00:39:21Hello.
00:39:22Morris?
00:39:24You lousy sex maniac.
00:39:28You know you got me pregnant,
00:39:30you son of a bitch, you.
00:39:32Who is this?
00:39:35Oh.
00:39:38And then you can imagine my embarrassment, doctor,
00:39:41when on the night of our 25th anniversary,
00:39:43my husband told me I was really big down there.
00:39:47My goodness, what a large vagina.
00:39:50My goodness, what a large vagina.
00:39:52Well, that may be true, doctor,
00:39:54but you didn't have to say it twice.
00:39:57I didn't.
00:40:00Well, you're in excellent shape, Mr. Goldberg,
00:40:04and I have some very good news for you.
00:40:06I was just talking to the lab.
00:40:08It's definite.
00:40:09You do not have VD.
00:40:11Oh, thank God.
00:40:12I was so worried.
00:40:13I mean, what does it look like, a man 74
00:40:16with a social disease?
00:40:19Tell me, doc,
00:40:21I still have a drip down there.
00:40:24If it's not VD, what is it?
00:40:27Well, let me ask you a question.
00:40:29When will you last with a woman?
00:40:31Well, I'm still pretty active, you know,
00:40:33for a man my age.
00:40:34Yes, yes, yes, I'm sure.
00:40:36But when will you last with a woman?
00:40:38About six weeks ago.
00:40:40Well, you better get right back to her.
00:40:42You're just now coming.
00:40:46Let's see now.
00:40:52Can't a guy get a breather around here?
00:40:55Jesus Christ, come on in already.
00:40:57Come in.
00:40:59Hi, Mr. Lastfinger.
00:41:01Could I talk to you for a minute?
00:41:03Kid, everybody wants to talk to me.
00:41:05I really can't be bothered.
00:41:06Can't you see I'm busy, huh?
00:41:07The accountants are coming first thing in the morning.
00:41:09I got to get these books docketed up.
00:41:11Feed it, will you?
00:41:12Wait a minute.
00:41:13I want to break into show business.
00:41:15All right, sit down, kid, huh?
00:41:21Look, everybody wants the business.
00:41:23They all want it.
00:41:24The lights, the glamour, the roar of the crowd.
00:41:26Look, kid, show business is a jungle.
00:41:28It's a jungle out there.
00:41:29They'll tear you apart.
00:41:30I want to stay right here until I get to show you my act.
00:41:33You want to show me the act?
00:41:35Okay, show it to me.
00:41:36Don't take up too much of my time.
00:41:37Just show it to me, then get out.
00:41:55Wow.
00:41:57Kid, if that sounds coming where I think it's coming from,
00:42:01this is the greatest new act I've ever seen in my entire life.
00:42:04It'll make you, us, a fortune.
00:42:07Stay right where you are.
00:42:08Don't move a muscle.
00:42:13This is Lou Lastfinger.
00:42:15Give me the head of the Morris Agency and hurry.
00:42:18Yeah, hello.
00:42:20Joe, Lou Lastfinger.
00:42:22I hate to wake up at this time,
00:42:23but you're just not going to believe it.
00:42:24I found the greatest new act in show business.
00:42:26It'll make millions.
00:42:27It's a class act.
00:42:28I can't believe it.
00:42:29It's coast-to-coast television.
00:42:31Performances in England, London.
00:42:33It's unbelievable.
00:42:34All over the world.
00:42:35Well, that sounds great.
00:42:38What is it?
00:42:39Well, it's hard to explain.
00:42:41It's the greatest new act in show business.
00:42:44That sounds great.
00:42:45What is it?
00:42:46Well, it's hard to explain to you.
00:42:47You'll have to hear it.
00:42:49Come on over, kid.
00:42:50This could be your big chance.
00:42:53Just give me about eight bars, baby.
00:43:08Joe, how'd you like it?
00:43:09Great, wasn't it?
00:43:11Why, you dumb son of a bitch!
00:43:14You mean you wake me up in the middle of the morning
00:43:16just to hear some asshole play Swanee River?
00:43:30Good evening, ladies and gentlemen,
00:43:32and welcome to the Lomedo Theatre,
00:43:35where tonight, Omar the Magnificent,
00:43:37one of the world's great lovers,
00:43:39will fuck 100 girls consecutively
00:43:42for your spoiling enjoyment.
00:43:47Hey, listen to that crowd.
00:43:48Just listen to them, kid.
00:43:49This is the big time,
00:43:50and it's all for you, Omar, baby.
00:43:52You realize there's 5,000 screaming women out there
00:43:54to pay 10 bucks a piece?
00:43:56You know how much money that is, kid?
00:43:5750,000 clams, and it all belongs to you and me.
00:44:00I told you I'd put you on top, kid.
00:44:02You know what I mean?
00:44:03Just remember, watch your timing.
00:44:05Don't knock yourself out during the preliminary.
00:44:07It's in, out, and 80-0.
00:44:09Short, quick, stroke.
00:44:11You got it, baby?
00:44:12Good.
00:44:13Well, fuck fans,
00:44:14this is the evening we've all waited for.
00:44:17The judges are carefully going over tonight's ground rules
00:44:20as the officials arrive onto our stage.
00:44:23At that side, the referee...
00:44:27All right, everybody, get out of here.
00:44:28Come on, move it.
00:44:38Come on, kid, come on.
00:44:39Who am I, kid?
00:44:40What's my name, kid?
00:44:41What's my name?
00:44:44What happened?
00:44:45What happened?
00:44:46What do you mean, what happened?
00:44:47You big, dumb faggot,
00:44:48you passed out, dead away.
00:44:49That's what happened.
00:44:50You blew 50,000 bucks, you creep.
00:44:52Those dames out there paid 10 bucks a pop
00:44:54to watch you blow 100 bloods,
00:44:56and what do you do?
00:44:57You screw 64 of them,
00:44:58and then you pass out.
00:44:59What the hell's wrong with you?
00:45:02I don't understand how this could have happened.
00:45:05I did all right this afternoon in rehearsal.
00:45:13Thank you, thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen.
00:45:16Your applause is deeply appreciated.
00:45:18Now, as you know,
00:45:19any ventriloquist can make a dummy talk,
00:45:21but believe it or not,
00:45:22the star of this here county fair, me,
00:45:24will make these animals talk on my next show.
00:45:27One by one, believe it or not,
00:45:28these animals will talk.
00:45:30So you all come back in half an hour for the next show,
00:45:32and I promise you
00:45:33that you will hear these animals say things
00:45:35that you only want to hear them say.
00:45:37So you all come back now
00:45:38and have a good time around the fair.
00:45:40Thank you, thank you very much.
00:45:49Say, Mr. Ventriloquist.
00:45:51Yes, my good man, what can I do for you?
00:45:55Can you really make all them animals talk?
00:45:58Absolutely and most definitely.
00:46:01If that sheep on the end say anything about me,
00:46:04it's a damn lie.
00:46:14Honey, I was at the doctor today,
00:46:16and he said I had a beautiful body.
00:46:19Yeah?
00:46:20Well, did he say anything about your fat ass?
00:46:23No.
00:46:24Your name was never mentioned.
00:46:27Darling, look what I got you for your birthday.
00:46:35Okay, where is he?
00:46:46Please, I haven't finished voting yet.
00:46:57Cleanliness is next to godliness.
00:47:03William Shakespeare.
00:47:06Fuck you, Lenny Bruce.
00:47:11Hey, Joe.
00:47:12You like the women with the big breasts?
00:47:15Nah.
00:47:16You like the women with the big ass?
00:47:19Nah.
00:47:20You like the women with the big openess?
00:47:22Nah.
00:47:24Then how come you've been screwing my wife?
00:47:38You ready?
00:47:39Don't have much time.
00:47:41Got a big party coming here in 15 minutes,
00:47:43and my wife's gonna be here at 3.30.
00:47:45For god's sake, hurry up.
00:47:48No, we haven't, Pops.
00:47:50Well, if you do, you might as well bang her,
00:47:52whatever she's all paid for.
00:47:54I'm terribly sorry, old man, but I shall insist that you...
00:48:23I shall insist that you back up.
00:48:25You see, the occupant of this limousine
00:48:27is none other than Lady Epworth Tarkington Price,
00:48:30the Duchess of Kenworth,
00:48:32sister to the Baroness DeMarco,
00:48:34a member of Her Royal Majesty the Queen's First Privy Council,
00:48:37third cousin to Sir Archibald Farnsworth,
00:48:40the Duke of Tuscany,
00:48:42and sixth in succession to the crown of Edward IV.
00:48:46What do you think I have in here, a bag of shit?
00:48:52Peaches! Pears!
00:48:56Peaches! Pears!
00:49:00Hey, Mr. Peddler!
00:49:02Come up here a minute.
00:49:04I've got some business I want to discuss with you.
00:49:07I've been watching you push your cart down the street,
00:49:10and I must say, you arouse a desire in me.
00:49:14I tell you what,
00:49:16if you could take me into the bedroom
00:49:18and sexually satisfy me,
00:49:21I'll give you this brand-new five-dollar bill.
00:49:24What do you say?
00:49:26Why not?
00:49:28I'll give you this brand-new five-dollar bill.
00:49:31What do you say?
00:49:33I'll give you this brand-new five-dollar bill.
00:49:35What do you say?
00:49:37Why not? Business is business.
00:49:53Peaches! Pears!
00:49:57Forking!
00:49:59Peaches! Pears!
00:50:02Forking!
00:50:04Hey, cats and kitties, it's Big Al.
00:50:06That's right, Big Al right here on groovy radio,
00:50:08K-C-O-K, Kaycock, on Far Out Channel 69.
00:50:11And right now, let's get it on with that new superstar
00:50:14dynamite Hebrew band, the Four Skins.
00:50:16Rock and roll!
00:50:19I don't know about you, but I'm getting tired
00:50:21of waiting around for Big Al.
00:50:23That creep will never show.
00:50:25Oh, God, Big Al, I'm creeped!
00:50:27He's my most favorite disc jockey in the whole world!
00:50:30I love Big Al, and I'll wait here for him forever.
00:50:33Well, not me. I'm leaving.
00:50:35Call me tomorrow.
00:50:46Oh! Big Al!
00:50:50Big Al!
00:50:52I love you, Big Al. I love you.
00:50:55You're my most favorite DJ in the whole world.
00:50:58I love you, Big Al. I love you.
00:51:01Of course you do, sweetheart.
00:51:02I listen to your show every day. I've never missed it.
00:51:05Oh, Big Al, I love you. I love you.
00:51:08That's right, darling.
00:51:10I'll do anything in the world for you, Big Al, anything.
00:51:13Of course you will.
00:51:15Anything?
00:51:16Anything. Anything, Big Al, you name it.
00:51:24I just can't believe that I'm really here.
00:51:27I can't believe that I'm really sitting next to Big Al.
00:51:31You want to make Big Al happy, don't you, dear?
00:51:33Oh, yes, Big Al, anything.
00:51:35Anything.
00:51:42Now, you know what to do with this, don't you, dear?
00:51:44Oh, you bet I do, Big Al.
00:51:49Hi, my name's Cindy,
00:51:51and I'd like to dedicate this next record
00:51:53to all my friends down at Chris' Malt Shop
00:51:55and Jamie and Susie and my boyfriend John.
00:52:04And now, ladies and gentlemen,
00:52:06the star of tonight's show,
00:52:08Mr. Pat McCormick.
00:52:17On behalf of the World Society of Sexual Arts and Science,
00:52:22I would like to welcome you on this momentous occasion.
00:52:25As you know, these coveted awards are presented
00:52:28in recognition of those outstanding individuals
00:52:31who throughout the past year have brought honor,
00:52:34dignity, and respectability
00:52:37to the wonderful world of sex.
00:52:43Just before this night is over,
00:52:46each one of these gold dildos
00:52:49will rest in the hands of those few deserving people
00:52:53who were carefully selected
00:52:55by our distinguished board of judges.
00:53:03Now, the Watergate security systems
00:53:05have tabulated the ballots
00:53:07and sealed the results in special envelopes,
00:53:09and here to represent that firm
00:53:12tonight is Mr. Lionel Travis.
00:53:20The first award of the evening
00:53:25is probably one of the most important
00:53:28and sought-after honors of the night,
00:53:31mainly because of the high standards required
00:53:34in the areas of stamina, enthusiasm,
00:53:38courage, and, of course, attitude.
00:53:42The nominees for Best Lay of the Year
00:53:48are Faith Carruthers, Tucson, Arizona,
00:53:53Margaret Miller, 29 pounds,
00:53:57Irene Randall, Baton Rouge, Louisiana,
00:54:01Helen Duvall, Skokie, Illinois,
00:54:04Sheila Kramer, Racine, Wisconsin.
00:54:07The envelope, please.
00:54:09And the winner is Irene Randall.
00:54:16Thank you, everybody, so much.
00:54:19This is the happiest night of my whole life.
00:54:36This is the happiest night of my whole life.
00:54:40I mean, it's so hard to believe
00:54:42that I'm even here at all tonight.
00:54:44Two years ago, after my accident,
00:54:47they said I'd never fuck again.
00:54:50But with the help of so many generous
00:54:53and wonderful people,
00:54:55I was able to get back on my back.
00:54:57I'd like to thank them,
00:54:59my mom and my dad.
00:55:02I also want to thank the Flying Zambini Brothers
00:55:05and the 23rd Armored Division of Fort Knox, Kentucky.
00:55:09The Michigan State Marching Band
00:55:11and all those wonderful, wonderful guys
00:55:14who never left their name.
00:55:16Thank you. Love you.
00:55:18I love you.
00:55:34The winner of the best solo performance of the year,
00:55:37a man who personally will attend
00:55:39the John Wayne Vasectomy next month,
00:55:41Mr. Junior Lohmann.
00:55:49I know it must have been hard for you.
00:55:51There you are, Junior.
00:55:55Well, the moment we've all waited for is now at hand.
00:55:58The Inner Species Award.
00:56:00It is given to the deserving couple
00:56:03who have shown the most compatibility
00:56:06and responsiveness to each other
00:56:08during the past year.
00:56:10Now please watch the monitors.
00:56:13The nominees are
00:56:15Elmer Brown and Clarabelle, New York City.
00:56:21Linda Wayne and Rex, Encino, California.
00:56:27Gordon Lamont and Morningstar, Key Biscayne, Florida.
00:56:35And the winner?
00:56:37The winner is
00:56:41Elmer and Clarabelle!
00:56:45Congratulations to the two of you.
00:56:47Elmer, congratulations.
00:56:49Clarabelle, congratulations.
00:56:53Wonderful couple.
00:56:54Let's hear it for this wonderful couple.
00:56:56I think your pal is from Ohio.
00:56:58He's got a little O under his tail.
00:57:01I also have another surprise for you, Elmer.
00:57:04The mayor of this city has given your wife
00:57:07a special gift.
00:57:09It's a special gift.
00:57:11I also have another surprise for you, Elmer.
00:57:13The mayor of this city has given your wife
00:57:15permission to shit in the street.
00:57:19And now, the award for the best dramatic performance
00:57:22for male or female
00:57:24in a bedroom situation.
00:57:28And the nominees are
00:57:30Miss Roberta Kenyon,
00:57:32I'm Saving It for My Wedding Night,
00:57:34Denver, Colorado.
00:57:36Mr. Harrison Marks,
00:57:38Do It to Me, and I Promise
00:57:40I'll Do It to You, Beverly Hills, California.
00:57:44Mrs. Marcia Kaplan,
00:57:46Not Tonight, Harry.
00:57:48I've Got a Headache, Oak Park, Michigan.
00:57:52Mr. Mark Sterling,
00:57:54All I Want to Do
00:57:56is Touch It,
00:57:58Eugene, Oregon.
00:58:00Miss Charity LaRue,
00:58:02I'm Not That Kind of a Girl,
00:58:04Lake Placid, New York.
00:58:07And Montague Corrigan,
00:58:09I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit,
00:58:11Palm Springs, California.
00:58:13Envelope, please.
00:58:18The winner is
00:58:20Montague Corrigan.
00:58:22I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit.
00:58:39I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit.
00:59:09I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit.
00:59:39I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit.
00:59:41I'll Only Put It in a Little Bit.
01:00:08And now,
01:00:09as we come to the climax
01:00:11of tonight's festivities,
01:00:13it gives me intense
01:00:15pride and pleasure
01:00:17to introduce the star
01:00:19of stage, screen,
01:00:21radio, and television,
01:00:23a man who will sing
01:00:25the song of the year,
01:00:27Mr. Keith Brazil!
01:00:45Nice job, Keith.
01:00:53In all of life,
01:00:55there are some fleeting moments.
01:01:00Love is one of those
01:01:02that we can share.
01:01:05Banish all your woes
01:01:09and all your heartaches.
01:01:13Be happy
01:01:15with the ones
01:01:17for whom you care.
01:01:22Money
01:01:24will never answer
01:01:26all your problems.
01:01:30Happiness
01:01:32is just a state of mind.
01:01:36Only friends
01:01:39when there are troubles.
01:01:47When they need help,
01:01:50try only
01:01:53to be kind.
01:01:56So...
01:02:01Don't fuck around with love, baby.
01:02:04Don't fuck around with love.
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01:02:08from the starting of time.
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01:02:11but it tasted like lime, remember?
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01:02:26and his name was Clark.
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01:02:39had a great affair.
01:02:41Once he did her wrong,
01:02:42she cut off his hair.
01:02:44So...
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01:04:54Fish in the water
01:04:55can always be caught.
01:04:57A bird in the bush
01:04:58is better than not.
01:05:00Happiness is something
01:05:01that cannot be bought.
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