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00:00Tarak Mehta Ka Ulta Chashma
00:05Roshan Bhabhi, I had given Peede Bhai the number of the neck specialist
00:09I had made him talk to him
00:11But he is not ready to get this operation done
00:14So what should I do?
00:16I have an idea
00:30Peede Bhai, keep the pipe in the mouth properly
00:39Even if the teeth come out, the pipe should not come out
01:01Help!
01:12What happened?
01:13Wow! The whistle has come out
01:15Well done!
01:19The whistle has come out
01:24It didn't come out?
01:26You have stuck the whistle in my throat
01:28It is not even coming out of the powerful machine
01:32Sit down, you have to think of something else
01:35What should I do?
01:40Idea! Let's do one thing
01:42Let's fill the water pipe in Peede Bhai's mouth
01:49Listen Madhavi Bhabhi, don't get scared
01:52The force of the water will go inside the stomach
02:00And you will be free tomorrow morning
02:10It is ready
02:11Give me the water pipe
02:17No?
02:18What should I do? You tell me
02:22I have an idea
02:24Let's make the wolf do the head massage
02:28Head massage?
02:31Good idea
02:33Perfect!
02:36Let's do the head massage
02:37Yes, let's go
02:43Be careful
02:48Slowly
02:53Be careful
03:07Sit down
03:12This idea failed
03:14Do you have any other idea?
03:15Do you have any other idea?
03:16Yes
03:17If you believe me, I have a local remedy
03:22Really?
03:23Yes
03:24Let it be
03:26I have suffered enough of your local remedies
03:28Let it be
03:37Wait a minute
03:39You tell me
03:41Beat Peede Bhai
03:44What?
03:45Jaya Bhabhi
03:46When I was a kid, a coin of one rupee got stuck in my throat
03:52My mother hit me on my back
03:57And the coin slipped
04:00Really?
04:02Sorry, sorry
04:03As a doctor, I can't allow this
04:07But doctor, who is asking for your permission?
04:11You are right
04:12Yes, Mr. Hathi
04:13There is no harm in giving it a try
04:15Babita is right
04:18Try it
04:19Okay
04:20Babita has agreed
04:22Okay, I will beat Peede Bhai
04:25I mean, I will hit you on your back
04:29No, no
04:30You hit me
04:31You hit me
04:32You hit me
04:34Then I will hit you
04:36Hey!
04:37Don't move
04:41Do you know how to hit?
04:43Then you hit me
04:44Yes
04:47Yes, Jaya Bhabhi
04:48Please, please
04:49You can do it
04:50At least you can do it
04:51Okay, okay
04:52Tapu's father
04:53All of you catch Peede Bhai
04:55I will get ready
04:56But hitting...
04:58Yes, yes, it is necessary
05:00My mother hit me on my back
05:03And the coin slipped
05:05Come on, come on
05:06Let's go
05:11Let's go
05:17Jaya Bhabhi, come on
05:18Yes, yes
05:19Come on
05:20Peede Bhai
05:21Hold on
05:22Hold on
05:28Peede Bhai
05:29Peede Bhai
05:30Peede Bhai
05:31Peede Bhai
05:32Peede Bhai
05:33Peede Bhai
05:35Peede Bhai
05:42Jaya Bhabhi, come on
05:43Yes
05:44Yes
05:56Oh no
06:03Jaya Bhabhi, what are you doing?
06:05Sorry
06:10I got hurt
06:11How did I get hurt?
06:13I told you to hit Peede Bhai
06:15Where?
06:16Yes
06:17I got hurt
06:18Iyer Bhai, sit down
06:19Sit down
06:20Move away
06:21Come here
06:22Come here
06:23Jaya Bhabhi
06:24Hold on
06:25Hold on
06:26Hold on
06:27Hold on
06:28Hold on
06:29Hold on
06:30Hold on
06:43Hold on
06:44Hold on
06:45Hold on
06:59How can anyone hit so hard?
07:01So hard
07:06I blew my whistle
07:13Jaya Bhabhi
07:14Jaya Bhabhi
07:15Jaya Bhabhi
07:20Jaya Bhabhi
07:21Jaya Bhabhi
07:22Jaya Bhabhi
07:23Jaya Bhabhi
07:24You are killing me
07:31Wow, Jaya
07:32Very good
07:33Thank you
07:34Mention not
07:37Jaya Bhabhi
07:38Thank you
07:39Thank you
07:40You should also say something to her
07:42Thank you very much, sister-in-law. Thank you very much.
07:45Thank you is fine, but where is that whistle?
07:50Jethalal, let the whistle go wherever it goes.
07:53It has left my throat.
07:57Pidipra, don't you think we should throw a party to celebrate this?
08:00Yes, of course, Sodhi. You won't forget.
08:03A party for everyone on my behalf.
08:06Oh, Sodha's party.
08:12Where is the whistle? Put it back in his throat.
08:20The door is open. Come in.
08:24Oh, Jethalal, what's the matter?
08:27You have brought a gift for me early in the morning.
08:29You had asked for a mobile.
08:31I have wrapped the gift.
08:33Yes, it's my brother-in-law's birthday.
08:36Oh, you take good care of your brother-in-law these days.
08:39God is on one side and brother-in-law's brother is on the other.
08:44What else is left?
08:44There is a lot left, Jethalal.
08:46The mobile bill is still pending.
08:48The milkman's account is still pending.
08:49The maid's money is still pending.
08:50Everything is still pending.
08:52What is this, Mr. Mehta?
08:53You have started talking like Daya in the morning.
08:56I was asking if there is any news worth knowing.
08:58You know the news, don't you?
09:00The whistle got stuck in the old man's throat and left.
09:03It's good that the whistle left his throat.
09:05Otherwise, it felt as if a traffic constable has come to our society.
09:09I had a headache after hearing his whistle.
09:13I still have a headache.
09:15Even if there is no whistle in the old man's throat..
09:17..his voice still gives you a headache.
09:21Come on, let's go to the shop.
09:22What is the shop when you have a headache?
09:24Take rest at home.
09:25I don't have rest in my fate.
09:27I will have to take care of the shop.
09:29Mr. Nattu is there. He will take care of it.
09:31But who will take care of Mr. Nattu?
09:34So?
09:34You know, Mr. Mehta, there is still some business going on.
09:37I told Mr. Nattu to put up a board outside the shop..
09:40..that there is a 20% discount on everything.
09:43Do you know what he put up a board?
09:44What?
09:45Everything will be available for 20%.
09:48I told him.
09:49As soon as I saw it, 300 people gathered in the shop.
09:52Obviously.
09:53I tried to convince everyone with my hands and legs..
09:56..and that's when I saved my life.
09:57That's how it is. Let's go.
09:59Wait a minute, Jethal.
10:00It's Holi.
10:02Let's plan a drink and have fun in the evening.
10:05No, no. You know your father, Mr. Mehta.
10:08If he finds out, he will burn me as well on Holi.
10:13You are too much.
10:14Okay, I am leaving. See you at night.
10:15Yes, see you at night. Okay.
10:16I am doing some work.
10:17Yes, do it. No problem.
10:30Mr. Nattu, come to the godown.
10:36I am here. Tell me.
10:37Mr. Nattu, what is this?
10:41I think you have got a call from a nearby number.
10:43No problem.
10:44Let's work on this now. I will get you a new one later.
10:47I am not talking about the glasses.
10:48I am talking about the accounts.
10:50Our profit is decreasing every month.
10:53Rs. 5 lakhs in December.
10:54Rs. 3 lakhs in January.
10:56Rs. 2 lakhs in February.
10:57If this continues, we will have to close the shop..
10:59..in March and in April.
11:00What do you mean by closing the shop?
11:03How can we close the shop?
11:05I am sitting here.
11:07Nothing will happen if you sit here.
11:09Do something big.
11:12Idea!
11:13Mr. Nattu, I have a new scheme.
11:15Let's put up a big board outside the shop.
11:19It will say, buy TV apps.
11:22You will get the money from your grandson.
11:27Hold on.
11:28That means, the customer has come to the shop.
11:31Correct.
11:33We will give him the TV for free.
11:34Right.
11:36And he will get the money from his grandson after 50 years.
11:41Wrong.
11:43You didn't understand the idea.
11:44The customer has to take the money.
11:48How?
11:48Tell him to take the TV for free.
11:51But before that, pay the bill of your grandfather.
11:56And then take the TV.
11:58But let's say, a smart grandson comes out.
12:01He says, there was no TV in my grandfather's time.
12:05Otherwise, that grandson is lying.
12:07TV has been around since the Mahabharata era.
12:12How did Sanjay narrate the entire story of Mahabharata war..
12:16..to Dhritarashtra?
12:18By watching TV.
12:21Enough.
12:22Enough, Mr. Nattu.
12:24Enough.
12:25Enough, Mr. Nattu.
12:28I can't bear any more pain.
12:32Before I get a headache because of the pain..
12:35..I will have to go home and rest.
12:37Yes, you go home and rest.
12:39Till then, I will prepare for the scheme.
12:42Don't you dare put the board of the scheme outside.
12:45If we start such a scheme, my grandson will be in trouble.
12:49Nonsense.
12:51I don't know what will happen to you, Mr. Nattu.
12:55I had told you such a good scheme.
12:57Mr. Nattu doesn't know how to do business.
12:59It's in his fate. What can I do?
13:03This headache.
13:12What happened, Daya?
13:18What happened? Why are you crying?
13:20Kapoor's father.
13:22Kapoor's father.
13:24Mother.
13:26She is dead.
13:31What are you saying? When?
13:32Just now.
13:33A little while ago.
13:36She was alive for 150 years.
13:38Today, she is dead.
13:41150 years.
13:43Which mother are you talking about, Daya?
13:46I wish I was the mother-in-law of that serial.
13:49Of Rumjum's daughter-in-law.
13:51Daya, why are you crying so much?
13:55Wait for a few days.
13:57She will be reborn in that house.
14:00And then she will live for 300 years.
14:04Really? If that happens..
14:07..then I will feed 25 poor people.
14:11Okay, tell me.
14:13How did you come from the shop so soon?
14:17I have a severe headache.
14:20That's why I came home early from the shop.
14:24But after coming home, I have a severe headache.
14:27Didn't you tell me anything? Has Tapu come back from school?
14:30No, he will be back soon.
14:32What about father?
14:33Father has gone out.
14:35I wish.
14:36Then do one thing.
14:38Make a good cup of tea with ginger.
14:41I will drink tea and sleep for a couple of hours.
14:44If I get some rest, my headache will be reduced.
14:47Yes.
14:47Make the tea.
14:51Go, go, go.
14:53It's her.
14:54It's her.
14:57It's her.
14:58It's her.
15:00It's her.
15:01It's her.
15:03It's her.
15:05Take the medicine.
15:07Take this.
15:09No.
15:10Take this.
15:12I will give it to you.
15:14No, no, no.
15:16Listen, everyone, go upstairs and come downstairs immediately.
15:18Today, Tappu is going to have a blast.
15:20What kind of blast?
15:22Today, we will fill water in the wells.
15:23And we will kill everyone who comes and goes.
15:26It will be fun.
15:27Yes, it will be fun.
15:29No, I won't come.
15:32Dad will scold me.
15:33And you too don't blow bubbles on anyone.
15:35You won't come?
15:36No.
15:40Tappu!
15:41Tolu! Tappu!
15:45Jethalal!
15:46Jethalal!
15:48Jethalal!
15:50Jethalal!
15:52I have a headache again.
15:56What is it, brother?
15:58What is it?
16:00It's good that I found you here.
16:01Call Tappu.
16:02Is Tappu's job for you or mine?
16:05Tappu hasn't come back from school yet.
16:07He has come a long time ago, sister-in-law.
16:08He has come a long time ago.
16:09Make him understand.
16:11Childrearing is a science.
16:13If they are not brought up in a scientific way, then..
16:16Brother, I used to fail in science even in school.
16:20Don't remind me of science now.
16:22What do you want to say? Just say it, brother.
16:23So listen, your son Tappu is getting out of hand.
16:26See what he has done.
16:28The pen with which you have to write the future..
16:30..he plays Holi with that pen.
16:33Holi has come?
16:34When is Holi?
16:34When is Holi?
16:35Wow! You just said..
16:38..when is Holi?
16:38When is Holi?
16:40Listening to that, I remembered Gabbar Singh.
16:43Yes, in the film Sole Sole.
16:45Gabbar Singh used to say this.
16:47When is Holi? When is Holi?
16:48Deva, it's not Higaada, it's Veda family.
16:52Jethalal, leave Gabbar Singh..
16:54..and look at the Singh that Gabbar has.
16:57Otherwise, one day he will blacken your face..
16:59..with the ink of that pen.
17:01Brother, Veda is getting too serious.
17:04Everyone plays Holi like this in childhood.
17:07Didn't you play Holi in your time?
17:10We used to play Holi in our time, Jethalal.
17:12But someone took out a pen like this and played Holi like this.
17:15What is this?
17:16Sorry.
17:17What sorry?
17:18This is linen shirt.
17:21Isn't this your useless shirt?
17:23Jethalal, look, I have said sorry.
17:26What sorry?
17:27Should I throw you like this and say sorry?
17:30Violence? Talking about violence?
17:32Look, Jethalal, I am a non-violent person..
17:34..but I too haven't worn bangles in my hands.
17:36You are talking about beating a teacher. Shameless.
17:38I am not shameless, you are shameless.
17:40You are shameless.
17:41You are shameless.
17:42You are shameless.
17:43You are shameless.
17:44You are shameless.
17:46And not just shameless, you are a great benefactor.
17:49A great benefactor.
17:51This mercy, my mercy..
17:53..by showing mercy on you, took out the whistle..
17:56..that was stuck in your throat.
17:57Don't you even value that?
17:59I do. I do value it.
18:00I thanked you at that time.
18:02I still thank you.
18:03I thank you, sister-in-law.
18:04But that doesn't mean that your Tappu has the right..
18:06..to throw ink on my shirt.
18:08Make him understand.
18:10Okay, if I get him, I will make him understand.
18:12You won't get him by standing here and fighting with me.
18:14You will get him only if you leave this place and look for him.
18:17Before all the clothes of Gokuldaan Society..
18:19..become dirty, make him understand.
18:21Oh God, because of your Tappu..
18:23..I have to listen to everyone.
18:25Come on, let's go. Where is he?
18:26Come on, let's go.
18:27Come on, where is he?
18:28Now the festival of Holi is for children and adults.
18:31But the children of Gokuldaan Society have decided..
18:34..that they will celebrate Holi in a different way.
18:35You have seen how much fun the children are having.
18:37And when the children decide to have fun..
18:40..then how wonderful Holi will be.
18:42By the way, in the whole world, the Holi of the bridge is very famous.
18:45You know it, I know it too.
18:47But the Holi of Gokuldaan Society..
18:49..is not going to be less than the Holi of the bridge.
18:51We don't say that it is better.
18:53But it won't be less.
18:54Now you will see how it will be.
18:56Till then, happy Holi.
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