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00:03:15This is weird, no, no, no north is supposed to be that way
00:03:27Supposed to be months away years away decades away
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00:03:45Pilots flying into the Turks and Caicos have reported sightings of what seems to be an unusually large grouping of water spouts
00:03:53Headed northwest to the eastern seaboard
00:03:57What did she say
00:04:00Woman on the TV the reporter
00:04:03Something about some water tornadoes or something
00:04:07The size and number of spouts reported seems inaccurate, but is being investigated by the weather service
00:04:14Storms of this nature are unusual this time of year, but not uncommon
00:04:19See amigo. There's nothing to worry about
00:04:22No Floyd offseason storms are exactly why we should be worried the sudden appearance of the northern lights over the Bermuda Triangle
00:04:29Or why we should be worried
00:04:31Why is no one worried?
00:04:32My bro, you have got to breathe. All right, this triangle fixation is gonna be the end of you my man
00:04:38I mean seriously think this much about triangles all day. That's all you talk about is triangles
00:04:45Whatever is happening. It's causing quite a stir with sea life
00:04:50Fishermen from Maryland to Florida are reporting their nets are filling at record rates. Of course the fish
00:04:58They're terrifying
00:04:59That's why they're running
00:05:01We need to go. We all need to go. I'm not going anywhere. All right, I just got my unemployment check
00:05:07You know my cars in the shop and I'm not leaving the couch
00:05:10Wait, have you not been paying attention? This is what I've been tracking for the last 20 years
00:05:15I've squandered my entire family fortune on this
00:05:18Have you zoomed out the whole time?
00:05:22Something is coming
00:05:23Dude the last guy I rented from said aliens were coming
00:05:28Nothing is coming
00:05:30Something's coming and it's bringing all of hell with it
00:05:39Code two three seven five eight five. Give me Travis love
00:05:42Department of Homeland Security and tell him
00:05:46It's an emergency
00:05:53Hmm
00:06:07Am I interrupting anything just a little snack before we get to work Oh Pamela doesn't need a snack. She is
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00:06:16heard that a
00:06:18Girl's night is gonna have to wait
00:06:20We've had the call
00:06:22We have got the big fish on the line
00:06:26This is it. He isn't gonna know what him. Oh, and we're gonna learn from the master. Oh, I'll take that compliment
00:06:35But you two already a couple of real man-eaters
00:06:44So when's it happening any minute now you girls gonna be ready to roll sure
00:06:50Just need to make some adjustments. Oh
00:06:56Yeah, we're primed print and
00:07:02The feeling is mutual very mutual
00:07:06It's like somebody wants to get his party started
00:07:11Girls go get cozy in the lobby. I'll be right in this a night to remember
00:07:21Oh
00:07:23Hey, sweetie
00:07:26Yeah, this is Pam
00:07:28Mm-hmm
00:07:30Why don't you get cozy in the bar?
00:07:32I'll be in soon. I hope you're ready for a night of your life
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00:08:09God damn it Travis. Why are you wasting our time with this?
00:08:12This is the third time. We've had this nut job in it each time more ridiculous than the last nut job. Yeah, not job
00:08:19Huh says here you kicked out of MIT for plagiarizing research
00:08:24That's a lie. What did it even matter?
00:08:27Everything I laid out is happening right now
00:08:30The shifts in the tide the the change of the magnetic pull on the agonic over the Bermuda Triangle
00:08:35I'm trying to save lives general you pompous son of a man
00:08:41General when I joined FEMA as director, I promised to do things
00:08:45differently
00:08:47And part of that meant reaching outside of the typical circles of research in order to get a jump on natural disaster
00:08:53This guy is too outside
00:08:58Look
00:09:00During my tenure FEMA's response time has been cut in half. Okay
00:09:05My approval rating is through the roof. So maybe I know what I'm doing
00:09:09Now Matt here was the smartest guy that I went to MIT with so let's just let him finish
00:09:17Thank You Travis
00:09:19But we're wasting time the anomalies I've laid out. They're going hyperactive today the water spouts out there
00:09:26They're about to divide and make landfall stars interject, but we've run operations through the triangle for years
00:09:32Water spouts are not uncommon. The pressure systems out there are perfect for tornadoes. Yes indeed
00:09:37But these spouts aren't affected by the weather above
00:09:40It comes from below
00:09:43Electromagnetic surges just look at the seismic activity
00:09:46Coupled against the magnetic activity the magnetism doesn't start tornadoes or water spouts
00:09:52No, not on earth, but on Mercury and on the Sun and I've been tracking the same occurrences over the Bermuda Triangle
00:09:58They're whipping up spouts at speeds of 300 miles an hour. That's four times as fast as normal
00:10:05So we need to evacuate
00:10:08yes immediately, but
00:10:12That's not all
00:10:15It's about my archaeological findings just take a look I
00:10:22Swear to God, I swear to God. What's good? What's gonna bring up next huh?
00:10:26Did you find Atlantis no we have no proof of Atlantis existing?
00:10:30But I found shards of pottery and bits of an obelisk that were brought up
00:10:33And they talk about weird magnetic occurrences and the fissures I talked about but that's not all they talk about
00:10:40Massive creatures prehistoric beasts monsters
00:10:47That area has brought up more prehistoric aquatic fossils than anywhere else on the globe
00:10:51We pulled up a Megalodon jaw on our anchor once yeah, I read about that and that's not all
00:10:56Sea turtles pleosaurs dinosaur kiss or what prehistoric alligator?
00:11:00Oh, what I what else I dealt with giant squids and octopuses octopi
00:11:05Yeah, that's not what we have to worry about it's the carbon dating
00:11:08It doesn't go back to the Cretaceous period these findings. They're only hundreds or decades of years old I
00:11:16Thought we were getting a briefing on a weather report Travis not a goddamn fairy tale I
00:11:22Don't need to stand here and be condescended to by this loser
00:11:25I have scientific proof get this guy out of here and send out a standard alert telling people to board up their windows or
00:11:32Whatever they need to do
00:11:34Take a deep breath. Okay, because last time I checked FEMA was under my jurisdiction last time. I checked FEMA's funding was under my
00:11:42Jurisdiction so get this nutjob out of here and put out the goddamn message
00:11:53See
00:11:54In general these spouts are only a fraction what you need to worry about
00:11:58You need to worry about what they're bringing up from the deep get him out of here
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00:12:06Get these things out of my sight. I don't I want to look at them anymore
00:12:14I'm sorry. I shouted at you
00:12:19Well that could have gone better well, I'm sorry man, but I'm not here to win friends or make approval
00:12:24I don't think there's any danger in that
00:12:26You could have held off using the word beasts fucking monsters
00:12:30No, no, I couldn't because I've been shunned my entire career and I finally have something legitimate to tell them and they won't even listen
00:12:36I'm listening. Okay. I'm on your side, bud. I
00:12:39Get it. Okay, you've had a rough ride these past 20 years, but let's see this thing through
00:12:45Okay. Okay. How much time do we have? I don't know half hour an hour every minute up
00:12:51There's a minute. I wasted tracking the storm
00:12:53And these spouts you think they're gonna have these
00:12:56things inside
00:12:59It's a hypothesis, yes, and it's gonna be bad real bad
00:13:07Okay, I'm gonna need a minute
00:13:10Find us a car
00:13:13Find a car
00:13:16Travis fuck
00:13:28You
00:13:48Hey, sweetie
00:13:50You must be quiet
00:13:52Oh, well, well, I look even better than the final
00:14:07You make me a lot of fun tonight
00:14:14Bartender give my girl here a drink boy drinking pipe. Oh, uh, oh not for me. Thanks
00:14:22This party started the real way. No, you're talking daddy's language
00:14:27Keep the change mate. I've done some time
00:14:39As you can see behind me we have multiple water spouts incoming and this is the largest grouping ever
00:14:48Reported we have gotten word from FEMA that a severe storm warning is in effect and to please
00:14:54Stay indoors and away from windows back to you in the studio
00:14:59And we are out
00:15:03You know, I
00:15:04Think we should get ourselves to safety pronto
00:15:07Not a chance in hell Keith the last time you did this you made me miss the cops shooting that looters dick off
00:15:14We have the chance of a lifetime to cover this we need to get closer
00:15:24Go go punch it further away we can get from the coast the better. Yeah
00:15:28You're gonna hate me Matt, but uh, I'm gonna have to go back to the coastal airstrip
00:15:33Why that's right towards the storm. We waited an hour talking to those government asshole. Yeah. Well, I didn't realize it was this bad. Okay
00:15:41Look I've just had word my assistant's gonna be waiting with a plane
00:15:45I can go fly straight to the Pentagon get around all the Wilson's red tape you
00:15:51What about me?
00:16:11You take me listen you can be as rough as you like
00:16:41I
00:17:04Think we are going to
00:17:11Agent Pamela Rousey from the FBI
00:17:20This is
00:17:23We have been tracking you for the last six months
00:17:26We have got you on drug smuggling
00:17:29We have got you on rape and we have got you a murder and the thing that we hate the most
00:17:35human trafficking
00:17:42Oh
00:17:45Pam let's speed this up. The storm is getting angry copy that
00:17:49I'll let the team know that we have target acquired and ready for extraction bitch. She's got nothing
00:17:55Did you know I'd never see King Joe time because my network?
00:18:07Hello Donovan over
00:18:11Don Donovan, thank God
00:18:15What
00:18:17You cannot be serious, well, what the hell are we supposed to do until then?
00:18:26We need backup now Pam we gotta move damn it. Hey, what's happening?
00:18:32The roads are flooded. The trucks are stuck and the chopper can't land on the roof. It's too goddamn dangerous. We're on our own
00:18:39That's gonna be a problem
00:18:41fucking time I
00:18:47We can't just leave him can't we
00:18:52On me
00:19:04Are we rolling listen, okay, I got a bad
00:19:07Start rolling. All right. All right. You are in the shadow of these quickly approaching water spouts
00:19:13they are massive and they
00:19:16they see
00:19:17Zoom in keep zoom in
00:19:21They seem to be full of creatures, I've never seen anything like it in my life
00:19:28Karen stuff's coming out of these twisters. We gotta go keep rolling. Damn it
00:19:32Karen you could stay if you want, but I'm getting the hell out of here
00:20:02You
00:20:04You
00:20:06You
00:20:29Why are you stopping you can't do that actually I can
00:20:33Because it's an election year Matt and I give a shit about approval points, I figured I'd kill myself a couple of monsters
00:20:40Maybe boost my approval rating
00:20:43Every crisis needs a hero, buddy
00:20:46Get out the fucking car
00:20:49Out out get out the fucking car out and I'm a fucking car
00:20:54I've got the calculations. I know how to stop the thing. I didn't just drop the agonic line
00:21:00And why do you think I want to do that, huh
00:21:05FEMA is in the disaster business. Okay, the more monsters to kill more approval points. Do you understand?
00:21:14Son of a bitch thousands of people will die. Oh, I'm so sorry Matt. You should have learned your lesson at MIT
00:21:22Don't leave your research where people can get their hands on it
00:21:25It was you you fucked me. I shared everything with you
00:21:29I should do all my research and you know what I did this fucking lied to me. Don't be so surprised
00:21:36You made it too easy, Matt
00:21:39Honestly, it was like shooting fire in the head
00:21:41Honestly, it was like shooting fish in a barrel it was embarrassing
00:21:46Now this is the point where I say good luck buddy friend
00:21:51But we both know we're not friends, right? I
00:21:55Get out the fucking way what you don't leave me here with nothing. No, not nothing Matt. You've still got Floyd
00:22:02Fuck you, fuck you, Travis
00:22:26I'm locking you in. It's far too dangerous out there
00:22:29My cousin called me and told me that there's sharks and
00:22:33Gators and all kinds of crap killing people in the streets wallow the bullshit. You're telling me there's sharks on land
00:22:42My cousin ain't no liar
00:22:46He drinks like a fish
00:22:48But he's as honest as they come you can't do that. You can't just lock us in it's illegal
00:23:00You're right, but so is Grady look at the TV
00:23:16Well, I am not staying here I'll find somewhere safer come on
00:23:26Grady
00:23:30Go ahead and let them go
00:23:42Okay, but it's the last time I'm unlocking this door good luck to you
00:23:59If you all want to leave leave now
00:24:26Now what we do
00:24:30Oh
00:24:33The fuck
00:24:35Whoa, you can do whatever you want in your rooms. I just don't need you to be FBI, honey. We're just leaving
00:24:41doors locked
00:24:44It ain't safe
00:24:46I'm sorry. It's too dangerous
00:24:49The storm has intensified and it may be hard to believe but there are prehistoric sea creatures and come again
00:24:55What the hell are you talking about the news?
00:24:59Oh
00:25:05Okay, that's pretty bad well, that's an understatement
00:25:08okay, well we need to change directives and
00:25:12Let me contact Donovan
00:25:14Keep a lover boy here covered
00:25:30No, I think the question you want to ask is does he deserve
00:25:37Look do you have a room or maybe a cage somewhere from really?
00:25:43Like I said, you can do whatever you want in your room
00:25:46Well, a room doesn't exist and she asked you a fucking question put that away. Will you what are you crazy?
00:25:54I think she's having cardiac arrest
00:26:00Oh
00:26:10My god, she's dead
00:26:29Oh
00:26:48Fucking Travis
00:26:59Fine
00:27:17Why are there women with guns
00:27:21Where's Laura?
00:27:22She's dead
00:27:24there was a mishap with a gun and she went into some kind of shock and
00:27:29Think she had a heart attack
00:27:31Jesus
00:27:32Did you call an ambulance the lines are dead?
00:27:35internet everything
00:27:38The alarm's been going off all afternoon
00:27:41Fuck I go to sleep for a couple hours in this whole place goes to shit
00:27:46What's the plan?
00:27:53There's no fucking plan Tom. Oh
00:27:56I sealed the doors. Why did you do that told you the giant creatures Kelly?
00:28:03There's no such thing as giant creatures. Okay, there's no such thing
00:28:08You keep telling yourself that
00:28:12No, no, no, you don't wanna go this way stop stop
00:28:15No way man, no open the door Grady. No, I already said I'm not opening this door again
00:28:21You know, I'm not letting in a bunch of crabs and octopus and and all sorts of fucking sea creatures in here
00:28:27There's no way there are sea creatures
00:28:45I
00:28:59Let him in
00:29:06Fucking shut it shut it
00:29:15I
00:29:41Can do with that
00:29:43I'm gonna shoot everything that comes through that door. Nothing's getting through that glass. That's the same stuff. They have at SeaWorld
00:29:49We put that up after Katrina can hold up to eight feet of water bulletproof to even thwarted a drive-by
00:29:56Nothing's getting through there
00:30:14Oh
00:30:15So you're with FEMA
00:30:18No, I'm a I'm a contractor I'm a scientist my name is Matt
00:30:23You the manager? Yeah, I'm Don and this is our maintenance guy Grady and tell you here's my assistant
00:30:30I'm the head concierge. Um
00:30:33What exactly are you scientist off? It's gonna sound weird, but my specialties
00:30:39What's going on right now?
00:30:42Well, then I guess we're lucky to have you
00:30:46Thanks for letting me in
00:30:48What's their deal? I don't know about the ladies, but the guy stayed here before
00:30:55We don't usually disclose information about our guests, isn't that right Kelly?
00:31:00Listen do you know if word got out about the storms or the creatures at all?
00:31:04Do you I don't know about nationally, but the local news was reporting it
00:31:09What'd they say I can show you the front desk DVR I say the last couple of hours from the weather feed
00:31:16Do you want to see? Yeah, that'd be great. Show me please. Yeah
00:31:24No offense Matt, but how did a scientist end up here and if you knew about all this, why don't you tell anyone?
00:31:30I was on the way to the Pentagon, but
00:31:33Got double-crossed on the way to the airstrip. Well, that sounds like a trip to Washington. All right
00:31:37Why were you going to Washington? I was hoping to brief the president about the storm and creatures
00:31:43You know the president. No, not me my friend
00:31:47ex-friend
00:31:49I'm gonna double-crossed me
00:31:51Thanks for recording this appreciate it. Well, I'm a bit of a weather nerd
00:31:59Pause it right there. Yeah. Can you zoom in on the back? Sure
00:32:04Yeah, yeah, you see how it's moving along the agonic line, right?
00:32:08It's gonna hit the geomagnetic fields and then it's gonna split and multiply and then head north water spouts don't last long on land
00:32:16Not even ones that strong and spouts don't move along magnetic lines. No, these aren't like normal spouts
00:32:22They aren't affected by weather patterns. These are magnetic and
00:32:26They're gonna continue north and continue to build energy until they potentially hit the North Pole
00:32:34Unless we stop them
00:32:38Let them finish their little meeting and then we're gonna get Clive locked up some more safe
00:32:52We need him in one piece for the trial
00:32:55I'm sorry, but this whole situation is freaking me out. We all saw that giant fucking crap, right?
00:33:04Take control of the hotel, please
00:33:07Right now our mission is this piece of shit
00:33:11We're just gonna let them take care of their own protocols. And if anything gets in the way of our operation then
00:33:22Speak
00:33:27What was that
00:33:34Oh, honey, it's not gonna work
00:33:45Oh
00:33:47Shit, what the hell are you doing?
00:33:49But Tina panicked the two-ton octopus trying to suck the living shit out of you will do that. It's under control
00:33:56I said the glass is strong, but it's best we don't try and test it
00:34:00Instinct sorry, like I said, it's under control. Look
00:34:07Maybe it's best we don't leave our only protection in the hands of the angry prostitutes
00:34:12Excuse me. What about this guy? He's all tied up. He'd look strong. He'd probably help us when the time comes
00:34:19You don't fucking touch him and we're not prostitutes. Sorry
00:34:24Escorts call girls call people. I just think it's a liability that you're packing
00:34:30Don't judge a book by its cover asshole
00:34:33And you are my name's Matt Matt
00:34:37Well, you sure have a way with women man. I
00:34:40Am Pamela Rousey from the FBI. This here is pepper. And this is Tita from Interpol
00:34:47Sorry, I
00:34:49This is Clive Delaney and you are right Don. He is strong. He is really strong
00:34:54He's killed three people with his bare hands
00:34:57And that is just in the time that I've been trailing
00:34:59So yeah, he probably won't be much help to you unless I don't know you want to buy some children
00:35:06Yeah, he's a real piece of shit
00:35:09Why'd you bring him into my hotel?
00:35:11Cuz guys like him don't like to be arrested by undercover prostitutes in front of their families do they well
00:35:18I'm glad we have
00:35:20Charlie's Angels here, but Matt is a scientist. Well, that's one book. I could have definitely judged by the car and
00:35:28He knows all about the weird storms, hmm, that's great. But what about the t-rex sized octopuses?
00:35:36Yeah, I I know about those two, please. Enlighten us
00:35:40The storms aren't like normal storms are like flare-ups
00:35:43You see on the Sun and these ones originated in the Bermuda Triangle place. We know very little about I know it's bad news
00:35:50Indeed and in my 20 years of geological study that led me to
00:35:54Archaeological study because all the stuff that was coming out of there proof of prehistoric life
00:35:58But nobody believed me because it didn't fit into museums narrative of historical order
00:36:03So there's a lot of politics in the science world. There's politics in all of it. I've been forced out of libraries
00:36:10Everything I'm they laugh me out of my own symposiums. I bet. Oh, I guess you're having the last laugh now
00:36:15I'd be laughing a whole lot more if I wasn't so scared
00:36:19Well, we can I do hey
00:36:23Listen there are dozens of those things out there. God only knows what's going on in the rest of the city
00:36:54You
00:36:57Sir the last transport is ready to roll go ahead and get on it Megan. I'm not going anywhere
00:37:03The majority of spouts have passed us by but sir, it's hell on earth down there. Hell on earth is an Iraqi POW camp
00:37:11You think I spent two years getting my toenails pulled off to get taken out by a storm?
00:37:15You don't know Abernathy Wilson, sir. The monsters Matt warned us about I have it covered sir
00:37:21I said I have it covered
00:37:23I
00:37:47Mean the military has to know right? Is that who you were checking in with earlier? Yes
00:37:53The storm has ruined any chance of them getting to us and well the comms have gone out with the storm
00:37:57Yeah, of course they have because it's a magnetic storm and it's gonna render anything digital completely useless
00:38:03Our only chance is maybe using a shortwave radio
00:38:07Matt I
00:38:09Keep a shortwave radio with my tools. I left it over the East Tower
00:38:15Yeah
00:38:16I'll be a big help. You get a message out, but without the government shortwave passcodes, they're gonna listen to us, right ma'am
00:38:23Well, I learned most coding in basic but shortwave codes
00:38:31Tina pepper
00:38:39Well, there has to be a way right
00:38:42Matt what about your government friend? He's dead. But I mean he did leave me some codes. I have them in my go bet
00:38:50Of course
00:38:53I still have Floyd who the hell is Floyd?
00:39:09Then we'll go to the tower
00:39:23You're a fucking athlete miss Interpol is my fucking ticket out of here and you lady, you know
00:39:36Yeah, you don't have the codes I'll go and get your anus bleep science boy
00:39:40I've got plans of folks arriving the case. Okay, there's more than minutes. We've got their dicks out their hands
00:39:45No, you hurry up. You hurry up. You put your hands up. You put your hands up and you get on the floor
00:39:51You fucking
00:40:01It's locked
00:40:05Their elevators there are but they shut down in emergencies, of course, tell me that you've got the key I
00:40:11Don't I can get them. There's a spare set behind the front desk
00:40:22West Tower, there's a stairwell. We have to go up to the fifth floor and there's a hallway that connects over
00:40:38You can't hurt them aim for the eyes
00:40:40I'll pop like water balloons. I got it now move go
00:40:50Go
00:41:10Oh
00:41:40Oh
00:42:10I'll be right back. No, come on. No
00:42:23Kelly don't let it go. These people are crazy Don Matt knows how to stop this
00:42:29Bullshit, he's a nutjob
00:42:31You heard him as if his roommate has government codes. Let's just find Grady and get out of you
00:42:36Stop stop
00:42:39Tina she's gone. They can crush ten times their body weight with their claws
00:42:44Science lesson. I'm sorry. It's just the odds of her
00:42:58I'm sorry. I don't I'm not good with people. I don't know how to
00:43:02You're terrible
00:43:05You lab coat guys, you're all the same when the shit hits the fan you fucking useless you think you know me
00:43:10Yeah, I know about women in the bureau too. Okay. I know you all have FBI daddies and you're used to strong decisive men
00:43:19No, I'm not
00:43:20Okay, and you're mad and you're allowed to be mad and you can be mad at me, but that's fine
00:43:24But right now what we have to process no one in the history of the world has had to process before
00:43:31You process later good
00:43:34Now we move
00:43:44Why do you help government and people that hate you I took it off I
00:43:51Wouldn't end up to be another loser in a basement yelling at the internet
00:43:59Wait
00:44:01Why do you put yourself in the path of dangerous men I took an old
00:44:15Yeah
00:44:31Oh
00:44:35Come on
00:44:376130 maybe that's you tune it in
00:44:42To knit in I I captain
00:44:47You know, you can let her go I can run the radio just fine on my own
00:44:51Maybe I've had a morse code. I
00:44:53Thought you said we weren't contacting the military
00:44:55My
00:44:57Best blokes are plucked from the military. They make the best smugglers and they monitor that channel for me
00:45:0524-7
00:45:06Now you get on that machine darling. You tell my blokes. I'm alive and where we are. You do a good job
00:45:11I'll get you out of it
00:45:14And I might even let you be my girlfriend
00:45:19You do what you have to
00:45:25You
00:45:35You don't yet yes
00:45:56Oh
00:46:06Damn girl
00:46:09Look go open the door for the others. I'll tie him up and keep an eye on
00:46:13Thanks, Grady
00:46:15You know if he moves I give you permission to pop him
00:46:19Uh
00:46:23Go take the radio to Matt
00:46:25Faster he gets the word out the faster. We have a chance of being saved. Oh, thanks Grady. I
00:46:31Like your message, by the way
00:46:35Telling his friends of the feds were on to him to turn themselves in and release the girls nice touch. Are you ex-military?
00:46:45Indeed I am
00:46:48Okay
00:46:56Come on guys this way to the other stairwell
00:47:02It's Tina
00:47:05She didn't make I'm sorry
00:47:09She was one of the good ones
00:47:12Oh
00:47:15Well, it's happening so we need to stay vigilant guys
00:47:20Scientists like Matt should have before there's a podcast
00:47:28Could be the octopus might be following us
00:47:32Yeah, well cephalopods can constrict their bodies
00:47:34Into a space just an inch across
00:47:37Yeah, and one that size event would be feasible then we move we're to this way
00:47:42We need to get to the other stairwell that way we can hook up to where Grady left his card
00:47:47Sounds like a plan so we can get the jumping cloud to get the radio
00:47:51He's still got the gun
00:47:53But I'm gonna leave I am NOT losing anyone else on my watch
00:48:01She is such a badass
00:48:03Yeah, she really is
00:48:07Okay from now on be careful too important to lose in all of this
00:48:22Pound Tina it had the radio
00:48:33Oh
00:49:03Oh
00:49:10That sting
00:49:14That girl whooped your ass good boy
00:49:22Fuck you, you know, I've seen you in here before
00:49:30Acting like you run the world
00:49:34Oh
00:49:38Cuz it felt good to me
00:49:42You like being in control
00:49:45Well, I'm in control now motherfucker
00:49:51You know, I'm the guy who cleaned up your messes and tonight you're the mess
00:50:04I will fucking kill them. Yeah, you know, they tried to kill me
00:50:11Renata Iraq
00:50:15I do
00:50:20No, I don't think you realize
00:50:25Just how much I'm gonna enjoy doing this and I'm doing this nice and slow
00:50:34Just like I didn't Guantanamo
00:50:45I've wrote the handbook for Gitmo and tonight I'm using all my greatest hits on you
00:50:55Crazy mate
00:50:57There's something out there
00:50:59Ain't falling for that shit Clive. No. No, I'm not kidding
00:51:29I
00:51:59I
00:52:29I
00:52:53Did you hear what we have to keep moving
00:53:00I
00:53:11Have the radio, huh?
00:53:29Tina's gone. Where's Grady? Oh, he's with Clive. He's safe. I overpowered him. I have the radios
00:53:36Okay, how'd you pass the crabs? Oh, they got scared by this
00:53:59Oh
00:54:23Shit shit shit
00:54:29I
00:54:39Don't need to be comforted. I just need to get my shit together and leaves out. Yeah
00:54:46You're allowed
00:54:49Fucking piss my friend just mutilated. Oh, yeah
00:54:54She died can you that radios
00:54:56Step up I'm making
00:55:13Pamela that that was that that's I we
00:55:21One minute I get your breath back done then we move
00:55:27Move where a whole place is infested
00:55:32The tunnels
00:55:38When they were excavating they found these old Civil War tunnels the historic landmarks
00:55:42So the contractors had to integrate them into the buildings foundation
00:55:46And they hook up with an army base it's on a cliff about half a mile out the trouble is
00:55:51They built it like a maze on purpose
00:55:56Making a map smart move
00:56:01Let's do it
00:56:03Pamela it goes deeper underground
00:56:05I'm worried the only place that Matt's gonna get a signal is up here
00:56:10He's gonna not gonna get anything down there. I'll help you make a map
00:56:14Matt you're trying to get some word out Kelly. You stay here. If you see you're here. I think you scream
00:56:21Good luck
00:56:26I
00:56:33Never met anyone like you
00:56:36Thanks at college none of my professors went anywhere near fringe science or
00:56:43conspiracy theories
00:56:45and now the government's releasing videos of UFOs and
00:56:49Well, I mean look
00:56:52Once there's a real one
00:56:55Very real
00:56:57Floyd Floyd's is Matt. Can you hear me?
00:57:03Shit I
00:57:05mean, I can't even believe you had a plan to end all of
00:57:08Well this I don't know if I had a plan. I mean I had some contingencies
00:57:13I mean the spouts themselves can easily be disrupted and I'm guessing you can knock them off their axis with the EMP exactly
00:57:19Yeah, and what about the contingencies for the cephalopods and the dinosaur coast I know
00:57:25You know your stuff
00:57:27weather geek
00:57:29Science geek. Yeah. Well that one wasn't too scientific. I'm afraid then what was it?
00:57:36Military figured if we have enough weapons to blow up the world a few times over a few
00:57:41Prehistoric sea creatures should be a piece of cake
00:57:44Easiest answer
00:57:47Exactly
00:58:05Floyd it's Matt Matt is he Floyd
00:58:09Can you hear me Matt?
00:58:11Matt oh
00:58:14Matt this is Floyd man. Holy shit
00:58:18Floyd it's Matt
00:58:20Floyd can you hear me? It's Matt. Listen, you were right. All right, there are monsters and there's stores man
00:58:25Hey, they're gonna get me. Okay. I need your help. There's sharks everywhere, man. I believe you
00:58:31I believe everything you've ever said you were right about all of it. Okay, Floyd by the front door
00:58:36There was a go-bag. Did you happen to have grabbed it? Of course. I got your go-bag. Well, I always crush my PlayStation Matt
00:58:42Come on
00:58:43Excellent. Very good, man. Excellent. Take a look in the bag. There should be a folder marks Travis love. Do you see it?
00:58:49There's gonna be some codes in there
00:58:52You need to read those codes to the government
00:58:56Yeah, yeah, I found it, okay good. All right, there's a government code in there and there's a frequency code
00:59:02I need you turn the radio to that frequency and then put in the government code that should open a clear line of communications
00:59:07Can you handle that?
00:59:09Mmm, yeah. Okay. Yeah, I can do that
00:59:13Yes, excellent. Great. Then there'll be a folder and there's full of contingencies
00:59:17EMPs creature suppression you need to read all of that to the government. You got it. Okay, dude
00:59:24Thank God boy. Listen, man. The fate of the world is in your hands. I can do I can do this. I got this. I
00:59:32Know you could man. Thank you. And then call me back on this frequency to make sure it all went through
00:59:36Okay, ten four good, buddy
00:59:39Oh
00:59:48Pamela
01:00:09Shoot it
01:00:40Oh
01:00:41Shit, thank you. Dear Lord, you know for a second there. I thought I was
01:01:09Oh
01:01:32I'm completely turned around. Yeah me too. What's in here?
01:01:39Oh
01:01:50This is saltwater, this is coming up from the ocean and that would probably be a bad thing
01:02:01Real bad
01:02:10I
01:02:20Was a giant snake I took it out and then there was just tons of giant spiders and creatures
01:02:25I didn't think anything could get in down here. That's obviously not the case. And now you guys have gone the wrong way
01:02:30We're gonna
01:02:31Double back on ourselves
01:02:39Oh
01:02:44This is our map
01:02:48Yeah, okay, well I didn't have a choice this is our only way
01:02:56We've got to get out of here
01:02:58Oh
01:03:28I've never seen a shark that big before no one in three and a half billion years has it's the second one. I've seen today
01:03:45About Floyd
01:03:47Barely even pays his rent on time. It's not like he's a reliable friend or anything. Is there such a thing?
01:03:53We have to go back for Pamela
01:03:55She said let's head to the towers that she would find us
01:03:58I know but she'll never get past that Meg on her own. She can go out the tunnels the other way
01:04:08Make a decision
01:04:25Oh
01:04:45Two bullets of course
01:04:55Oh
01:05:18Yeah
01:05:25Come on good buddy, this is Floyd come in
01:05:28Floyd it's Floyd
01:05:31We're we were underground what happened the military man, they believed everything I said I read all your reports
01:05:39What'd they say they said that they got it under control. I just hang tight and help is on the way
01:05:44You did it you fucking did it? Yeah, I did. Oh
01:05:50And Matt get this they they thanked me for my service that's incredible man
01:05:55That's incredible. Yeah, I asked if they could wipe my records and they said no problem
01:06:00What not I mean not in those words exactly, but they were pretty cool, man
01:06:06Floyd you fucking rock star. Yeah
01:06:10Can you let my family know
01:06:13Sure, but you can tell them
01:06:17No, man. No, no, man. No, I can't I don't think I can
01:06:21What's happening what's going on the Sharks man, they're all there. Yeah, the Sharks are all over me. I I just
01:06:30But get out of there go go dude, I can't they've got me. All right, this is it. I think this is the end
01:06:51Come on
01:07:02I'm so sorry. No, I really have nothing
01:07:13You know before tonight I used to hate people
01:07:17I mean really hate him talking to him being around him
01:07:22But now that all my predictions are coming true
01:07:27Now we need
01:07:48That's not me
01:07:58Stay rigid don't go limp don't go limp
01:08:04Dig your fingers into the suction cups
01:08:12Bite it keep biting it
01:08:17Oh
01:08:47Oh
01:09:18Where's Kelly
01:09:26So you followed us it knew
01:09:30The smartest animals in the ocean they have an intelligence
01:09:36What
01:09:38To be so fucking clever all the time. I said stuff like it's the devil's triangle. It's gonna be hell on earth
01:09:45This is worse. This is so much fucking worse
01:09:53Seems so much easier on paper, huh? I just I just met Kelly tonight
01:10:15Oh
01:10:27Do you you have somebody to go back to sort of Mitch
01:10:36But I hadn't even thought about him until until you asked me something earlier
01:10:44Why do I put myself in the path of dangerous men
01:10:50When you asked me that I didn't even think I didn't think about Clive I thought about Mitch
01:11:00People
01:11:10Maybe there is a bright
01:11:15Man
01:11:29You're meant to be mine tonight, would you use slippery bitch?
01:11:36No, I splashed out in the old package with you and I'm gonna get every single penny's worth sweet
01:11:44Get outside move
01:12:14I
01:12:37Couldn't wait to kill you when I thought you as a proxy now, I know you're a fed. I'm gonna enjoy it even more
01:12:44Do it
01:12:57Keep going
01:13:01Keep going keep going
01:13:05Okay
01:13:07Come on
01:13:10Enough
01:13:12You stupid fucking what what are you thinking what you're gonna be?
01:13:42You know that I'll kick you out and all this
01:14:12I
01:14:42Don't know
01:14:47You're a fucking hero man, you're my hero
01:14:51You've seen what he does to women. Yeah, it's over now. This is far from over
01:14:56I know I know but if I can get to the top of the tower
01:15:00Floyd got through if I could tell him where we are
01:15:03Floyd got through
01:15:05Well, let's get to the top of the tower. Come on. Let's try
01:15:12I
01:15:43Oh
01:16:05This is agent Pamela Rousey, I'm with Matt do you copy?
01:16:13Hello, is anybody there? Can you hear me over?
01:16:20The radio's gone dead
01:16:42Oh
01:17:07They got the message
01:17:13It's incredible, but the spots are only part of the problem
01:17:16I
01:17:42The others
01:17:44I know
01:17:50Matt do you read me? We have your location. We're sending help to rescue you now
01:17:56Yeah, yeah, we're at Amber Marley point. We're in the tower at the top of the tower
01:18:00Copy that envoy inbound the president sends his thanks. Stay safe
01:18:08President knows who I am
01:18:10You really kept true to your oath man, and that's you're a fucking hero
01:18:40You okay
01:19:10I
01:19:40I
01:20:10I
01:20:40You
01:20:56You