The Adventures of Lleo S01 E02 Hindi 720p

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00:00Shemde, I won.
00:02Devbhau, you have Badshahil, how can you win over Rani?
00:10Bro, this is a feminist game.
00:13In this game, Rani is on top of Raja.
00:18I won.
00:20I won.
00:22I won.
00:24I won.
00:26I won.
00:28I won.
00:30Kaliya, say something.
00:32What is feminism?
00:34It's a very silly game.
00:35Even I don't know what it is.
00:37All I know is that Rani is on top of Raja.
00:41But last time you won over Gulam.
00:43He's right.
00:44Even Gulams are not allowed, bro.
00:47Then this game is useless.
00:49Let's play something new.
00:53Leo, you tell me what we should play.
00:56Let's play Thief-Police.
00:57Even my mom used to say that I look like a cop.
01:01Is that okay?
01:02Done.
01:03Okay, then.
01:05You are the cop and we are the thieves.
01:07Let's hide.
01:08Let's go.
01:09Where are you going?
01:10We will go.
01:14Give me your hand.
01:15Hide here.
01:16Okay.
01:27Thief-Police
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02:08Who is this, brother?
02:09He's our groom's friend.
02:10I told you not to send Pandey Ji for West Indies.
02:15See, this was bound to happen.
02:24Bro, do you have a gun?
02:36I'm from the girl's side.
02:38And you?
02:40From this side.
02:45What do you do, bro?
02:47Anything for money.
02:54Bro, look at that.
03:01That girl is running away with the stuff.
03:06She's not stealing.
03:08She's going to give a gift.
03:11There's a coffee mug on top,
03:13a bed sheet below it,
03:15and a pressure cooker below it.
03:18Wow, bro.
03:20You have x-ray vision.
03:24Tell me, what colour pant is she wearing?
03:29Purple.
03:31Are you sure?
03:32She's my wife.
03:37Bro, she's my wife!
03:41Give my wife the purse.
03:45Who has a wife, bro?
03:48Hello.
03:50Yeah.
03:52Hi, bro. What's up?
03:54Bro, I'm not a thief's bro.
03:58No, bro, I'm not a thief.
04:00Don't lie.
04:02I've been watching you since evening.
04:04You've been sneaking into my house.
04:06Whatever you've stolen, give it to me.
04:09I swear, I haven't stolen anything.
04:12The bride...
04:13I'm her boyfriend.
04:16Cool, bro. Nice.
04:19I want to get married.
04:21So, I've come to elope with her.
04:24Are you an idiot, bro?
04:26Who gets married?
04:28Why are you talking nonsense, bro?
04:31You do anything for money, don't you?
04:33You do, right?
04:34So, tell me, how much will it cost to elope with a girl?
04:37You do, right?
04:38So, tell me, how much will it cost to elope with a girl?
04:44500 million dollars.
04:47Look, bro, I'll give you 300 rupees.
04:49Deal.
04:51Do you want the bride alive or dead?
04:55Let me speak to the KGB.
05:01Idiot.
05:03Okay.
05:04To your left.
05:05And...
05:06Smile.
05:07Yes.
05:08Perfect.
05:09One more, one more.
05:10Perfect.
05:12To your right.
05:13Hey, Sudhir, bro.
05:15I'm Vinod.
05:17You're Vinod, bro.
05:18The kids downstairs are playing with your lens kit.
05:20Oh, man. Again?
05:22Ma'am, just two minutes.
05:27Excuse me.
05:28Excuse me, ladies.
05:30Who's the bride here?
05:35Guys.
05:37We don't have that much time.
05:39Please think hard.
05:40It must be really easy.
05:42Who's the bride?
05:46It's me.
05:47What do you want?
05:54Who's this?
05:55Subbalakshmi.
05:56Venkatesh.
05:58My name is Pooja.
06:00My name is Rohan.
06:01Pooja.
06:02Rohan.
06:03Pooja.
06:04Rohan.
06:05Wait a minute.
06:06You said your dad was calling you.
06:07Yes.
06:08So he wants to be your dad in bed.
06:12Stupid.
06:13God.
06:15I told you to bring the bride, didn't I?
06:16Why did you bring him?
06:17Because Vinod and I thought the bride was out of your league.
06:21Who's Vinod?
06:22Photographer.
06:23Bro.
06:24Listen to me carefully.
06:29I'm an idiot.
06:30I'm an idiot for fooling around.
06:32Bro.
06:33We'll discuss your hobby later.
06:34For now, give me Rs. 300.
06:41Okay?
06:42Don't show me your face.
06:43You go.
06:44Go.
06:45This is Rs. 500, bro.
06:47Where do I get Rs. 200 from?
06:50Let's do one thing.
06:51If you want to get two girls, tell me.
06:53I'll give you two for Rs. 500.
06:57Bro, please.
07:00Bro.
07:01I'll give you a super discount.
07:16Naina.
07:19Naina.
07:20Naina.
07:22Rohan.
07:23Naina.
07:24Yes, it's me.
07:26Tell me.
07:28How do I run away?
07:30Do you want me to tell you how to run away?
07:34Saloni was right about you.
07:37What was she saying?
07:38Do you care what Saloni said about you?
07:41No.
07:42I care about you.
07:43It's not like that.
07:44Come on.
07:46I'll think about it.
07:47Naina.
07:48Are you ready?
07:49It's time for the auspicious time.
07:50The priest is calling you.
07:53Yes.
07:54I'm coming.
07:55No.
07:56Naina.
07:57Take the photographer to the back gate of the garden.
08:02I'll see you there.
08:03Just come there.
08:04We'll run away from there.
08:06Okay?
08:08I won't fuck up this time.
08:09Please trust me.
08:12You'll come, right?
08:16Okay.
08:18Okay.
08:20I'll see you there.
08:21Okay.
08:27How do I get down from here?
08:32We have to set these five on fire and put this one under the car.
08:35Only then will there be a real explosion.
08:38We're not kids.
08:39We're not going to explode.
08:40Okay?
08:41So grow up.
08:42Man up.
08:43You too.
08:44Now take this and go.
08:45Blow up the car.
08:46You have my blessings.
08:47Leave it.
08:48Throw it away.
08:49And you.
08:50Who gives such dangerous things to kids?
08:52America.
08:53America?
08:54What?
08:56You don't know America?
08:58Guys.
08:59You guys know America, right?
09:01Thank God.
09:03How can you be dumb?
09:04You're not hot.
09:05You're ugly.
09:06Guys, back me up.
09:07She's ugly, right?
09:11Stupid.
09:12Let's go, Haider.
09:13Let's go.
09:14Stay away from him.
09:15Let's go.
09:16Bro.
09:17Very good.
09:18Smile.
09:19Yes, sir.
09:20Put your hand on your waist.
09:21Not yours, sir.
09:22Ma'am's.
09:23Ma'am's.
09:24Put out your hand.
09:25Lovely.
09:26Yes.
09:27Ma'am, look in the sir's eyes.
09:28Don't look here and there.
09:30Lovely.
09:31What happened?
09:33Is everything okay?
09:35Yeah actually.
09:37My throat is drying.
09:41Will you bring me a bottle of water?
09:43Waiter.
09:45Yeah, ma'am.
09:47Today is Sh prophet's day.
09:50I'll get water from someone else than you.
09:51Please, go and get some water.
09:54I'll go and get it right now.
09:57Ma'am, let's buy your single by then.
10:00I'll go to the washroom for a minute.
10:02Ma'am, the washroom is over there. Why are you going that way?
10:06I go that way, not that way. Is there a problem?
10:09Ma'am, that single...
10:10If you're so fond of it, click a picture of the stage.
10:15Why is everyone so sad in this wedding?
10:17Why?
10:18Prakash, I'm telling you, girls like her run away for a day.
10:20Come on, wear it.
10:29Leo, if the catering guy doesn't call me this time,
10:33I swear, I'll kick his ass.
10:36Don't do it.
10:40There he is.
10:47He's in a hurry today.
10:52There she is, the catering girl.
10:55Should I hit him now?
10:56He's crazy.
10:59Naina, what are you doing?
11:03Nothing, just getting some fresh air.
11:08No, this is the wrong place to get fresh air. Let's go inside.
11:10But...
11:11No, let's go inside.
11:13There are crazy people here. Let's go.
11:14Let's go inside.
11:16Prakash.
11:20What have you done?
11:23Are you a loser or what?
11:25Yes, bro. I'm a loser.
11:27What?
11:28Yes, I lost the bet with you.
11:30What do you mean?
11:32We had a bet that the girl would be in my bed in two hours.
11:35But she's not here.
11:37So here's Rs. 500.
11:40Oh, yes.
11:41You had to give me Rs. 300 to make the girl run away.
11:43And I lost the bet, so here's Rs. 500 for that.
11:46Bro, I still have to give you Rs. 200.
11:49You're such a retard.
11:52Bro, everyone's math is bad.
11:55That doesn't mean you can call anyone a retard.
11:57Bro, let's do one thing.
11:59Let's go to Sukta Mar.
12:00It'll be open there.
12:01I'll drive the bike. Give me the keys.
12:03Bro, you...
12:05Do you know what's going on there?
12:09She's ready to run away with me on her wedding day.
12:14I'm not even thinking about what my parents will go through.
12:17And what am I doing?
12:20Instead of saving my six-year relationship,
12:23I'm wasting my time with you.
12:24I'm an idiot.
12:29I can't imagine her with another guy.
12:32Bro,
12:33imagine her with a girl.
12:35It's better.
12:38Bro, what's your problem?
12:39Do you want money?
12:40Here, take the money.
12:41Take the money.
12:43But I'm requesting you.
12:45Get out.
12:51Bro, don't throw your wallet like that.
12:52Take it.
12:53Go away!
12:58Listen,
13:00give me the bike keys.
13:01Bro!
13:11Bro!
13:38Bro!
13:42Bro!
13:48Guys,
13:49this wedding can't happen.
13:51This girl has been in love with another guy for the past six years.
13:54So, I guess you guys can imagine.
13:58And most importantly,
13:59if anyone has Rs. 500,
14:01please give it to me.
14:02I want to return Rs. 200 to someone.
14:06What's going on, dad?
14:08You said she's getting married of her own free will.
14:10I don't want to marry her.
14:17Yeah, bro.
14:18Let's go.
14:19These hoes ain't loyal.
14:21Where are you going?
14:22Do you have a leave of Rs. 500?
14:24I'll give you a leave.
14:27Pooja,
14:28uncle is looking for you at the back gate.
14:29Oh, really?
14:30Yeah.
14:31Uncle?
14:32I'll introduce you to uncle.
14:33Yes!
14:34Yes!
14:35Yes!
14:40Yes!
14:45Yeah!
14:46You'll have to give up, bro.
14:48You've wasted eight hours of your life.
14:50You're right, bro.
14:51But now it's your turn.
14:53Now it's our turn.
14:55Let's go.
14:56Okay, let's go.

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