GLОВАL АLL SТАЯS S01Е02 (2024)
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00:00What a fabulous first week, this better win the bloody Emmy.
00:14Just a little bit of applause for our winner.
00:18This is like, this is not how I started my first season and I started on the bottom.
00:25I'm sorry my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
00:29I know my history was inconsistent.
00:32We're going to be thinking about consistency this season.
00:34It was so much fun watching you.
00:36Yes, yes.
00:37All of you.
00:38Queens, queens, queens everywhere.
00:39I cannot wait to sit in the gallery and eat my peanuts and applaud and live for all of
00:48y'all.
00:49The global all-star race is in full motion.
00:52Girls, I don't know about you, but I'm so ready to get out and drag.
00:57It's a new day in the workroom and I'm so excited to finally show my talent through.
01:04How's everyone feeling for the talent show this week?
01:08I hope the medics are ready because it's going to be a very risky, there's going to be lots
01:12of fire and like stunts.
01:15Of course not.
01:18So excited for the talent show.
01:20Really excited.
01:21Why?
01:22How excited?
01:23Why?
01:24Well, this is my time to shine.
01:25Right?
01:26Because you won your talent show on your season.
01:27No, I lost big time.
01:28Shady bitch.
01:29Shady bitch.
01:30Shady bitch.
01:31Leave it to Tessa.
01:32Leave it to Tessa.
01:33On Drag Race Germany, I did not do very well, but we're not going to talk about that.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Smells like success to me.
01:43I just love being an absolute go-go-go-go-glamazon, big hair, big titties.
01:49I always love a feather and I always love a stone.
01:52It is a badge of honor to be representing not only Germany, but also Austria and Switzerland.
01:59People didn't really get to see the real me on Drag Race Germany, but bitch, this time
02:03around I'm more versatile than a Swiss fucking army knife.
02:08What should we expect from you?
02:09We should expect the House of Edwards audition for talent and for my lip sync, but this time
02:16around-
02:17Wait, your lip sync.
02:18Are you already guaranteeing yourself in the top?
02:20Absolutely.
02:21Manifesting.
02:22We love that.
02:23I'm manifesting and I'm manifesting not to split the wind.
02:25The only thing that I'm splitting is my goddamn pussy on that stage.
02:285K, 5K, 10K.
02:32I love it.
02:33Carla.
02:34Yeah.
02:35I'm going to pole dancing.
02:36Ooh.
02:37Yeah.
02:38I volunteer.
02:39It's dangerous.
02:40I'll be the pole.
02:41Look.
02:42Carry on.
02:43I think that I could be one of the best of this night.
02:45Maybe the best.
02:46Who knows?
02:47You were a little nervous last time, no?
02:51I'm a little nervous also now because after the first six, everything was so, so fantastic
02:59and now I need to be more than you and it's not easy.
03:03She's here.
03:04Let's try.
03:05In my season, I was the kind of pop princess you haven't met, but now I want to be the
03:09queen.
03:10I was famous for cry a lot, for be very loud, and for falling down.
03:16Stay bene.
03:17Continuo a scattare.
03:18Keep shooting.
03:19Sorry.
03:20In my season, I was never in the bottom and this time could be the same.
03:29I don't want to be in the bottom.
03:31I don't deserve it.
03:32Give me that crown because I need it.
03:35Come on, Global Glamazon.
03:46My global all-stars.
03:48If you show off your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, the fans will follow.
03:53Last week, we got a taste.
03:56Now, we're ready for a swallow.
03:58I love to swallow, baby.
04:03Hello, hello, hello.
04:06Oh my God.
04:08Buenos dias, mami.
04:10Oh, she looks good.
04:12Fantastic.
04:13My global all-stars.
04:14For today's mini-challenge, you'll be competing for the cover of Quick Drag Magazine.
04:22Oh my God.
04:24Now, you've only got 20 minutes to get all dragged up and then it's time for your first
04:31photo shoot.
04:32Ready, set, go.
04:33This is going to be horrible.
04:3420 minutes.
04:35What the fuck?
04:36I'm sorry.
04:38I've always stood out because I know I'm the prettiest, but not in a quick drag.
04:41I'm so not ready for this.
04:42Run, go, grab the makeup, grab the wig.
04:43Just hope for the best.
04:44Slap it on, girls.
04:45No, no, no.
04:46Bitch, 20 minutes.
04:47Some of these bitches need 20 hours to look good.
04:48Oh my God.
04:49Oh my God.
04:50Oh my God.
04:51Oh my God.
04:52Oh my God.
04:53Oh my God.
04:54Oh my God.
04:55Oh my God.
04:56Oh my God.
04:57Oh my God.
04:58Oh my God.
04:59Oh my God.
05:00Oh my God.
05:01Oh my God.
05:02Oh my God.
05:03Oh my God.
05:04Oh my God.
05:05Oh my God.
05:07Lady kids, for today's photo shoot, one at a time, you'll work our Soul Train dance line.
05:15And Sebastian here will be taking your photograph.
05:18Jesus, weps, where did they find this bloke?
05:21Now, Sebastian, do you have film in that camera, or are you just happy to see us?
05:28Are y'all ready to speak the international language of dance?
05:32All right, DJ.
05:34Hit it.
05:35From Canada.
05:36Hey, Pathea.
05:37Good to see ya.
05:40Yes.
05:45And then pity, pity.
05:49Serving thunder from down under, Queen Kong.
05:53So I'm doing my Soul Train thing, and I just go, you know what, just let it go.
05:58Yes.
05:59Oh my God.
06:00Oh my God.
06:02When it's a quick drive, you see the real face of the girl.
06:05And let me tell you, it's a mess.
06:09From the Philippines, Eva Laqueen.
06:11Woo, yes.
06:13Nice.
06:14Can we get a spin?
06:16Nice.
06:17There you go.
06:18From the USA, Alyssa Edwards.
06:24Yes.
06:26From Brazil, Miranda Labrau.
06:29Yes.
06:32From Mexico, Galavero.
06:34Oh my God.
06:35Cha-cha, bitch.
06:39From the UK, Kitty Scott Claude.
06:43I literally feel like everyone's mum.
06:45This is so awkward.
06:46I'm here like...
06:48Oh my God.
06:49Painfully British.
06:52He winked at me.
06:54From Sweden, Vanity V.
06:57Lovely.
06:58It's her.
06:59Come on, Dancing Queen.
07:04From Belgium, Athena Leakey.
07:07Get a load of them waffles.
07:09Okay.
07:10Fashion.
07:11She's fashion.
07:12Fashion.
07:13That's fashion.
07:14From Italy, Nalania.
07:16Oh God, Nalania is giving it large, showing what she can do.
07:22Underestimate me is your problem, not mine.
07:26I set a jump.
07:27I need the hair sleeve.
07:29Yes.
07:32From France, Soda Muse.
07:37You're proud of that fist and mouth, aren't you?
07:41From Germany, Tessa Testicle.
07:44Wait, those aren't testicles.
07:46Why did she put the breastplate on her balls?
07:47I don't get it.
07:49Oh, this is so awkward.
07:50I don't know where to look.
07:51Who told her this was a good idea?
07:54Listen.
07:56I don't know what the fuck I'm doing,
07:59but I'm making it work.
08:01I think we probably should stop the music right about now.
08:06I don't know how far she's going to go.
08:09Covergirls.
08:11You all pumped it and bumped it,
08:14but one of you really valet-ed my limousine.
08:19The winner of today's mini-challenge is...
08:24Nelenia!
08:29It's me? Really?
08:32Condragulations.
08:34You've won a cash tip of $2,500.
08:40Oh my God.
08:42I think the other queens underestimated me a little bit,
08:46but now, after that, I can see the jealous on their eyes.
08:51My queens, last week, half of you slayed
08:55at the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza.
08:59Now, Eva, Gala, Nelenia, Pathia, Tessa, and Vanity.
09:05It's your turn.
09:07Once again, the top two all-stars will lip-sync for the win.
09:11Tomorrow, we'll be joined by our extra-special guest judge
09:15from Mexico, pop sensation Donna.
09:22All-stars, start your engines,
09:25and may the best Global Glamazon win!
09:32That was the first show I ever watched live.
09:35I was the first?
09:36Yeah.
09:38Girl, your splits.
09:40How dare you?
09:41That was a flat split. I was really surprised.
09:43You don't know?
09:44You gagged me, girl.
09:45I was a dancer!
09:46And in the jump, I was like, okay, lions.
09:48How about you, Gala, how are you feeling?
09:49Good right now.
09:50And Donna, Donna's baby.
09:51Oh my God.
09:52Was she on your season?
09:53Yeah.
09:54Yeah, it's amazing to be in front of her again.
09:57Again?
09:58All right, well, good luck, ladies.
10:01This is global awesomeness.
10:06This is global all-stars, you know?
10:07This is definitely the best of the best
10:09from every franchise from across the world.
10:11Everyone's different, everyone's unique,
10:13and it's amazing to see us all together in one room.
10:15So tomorrow, you're doing a circus act with Pol?
10:17Yeah.
10:18I'm best known as the lip-sync assassin
10:21of the first season of Drag Race Mexico.
10:23I get to the finale.
10:24This time, I came for the crown,
10:27so you should beware.
10:30People used to think that I'm a bitch, a shady queen,
10:33but I just demonstrate my love with shade.
10:39I used to be a biochemistry and immunology professor.
10:42I found another way to make money,
10:45better than science.
10:51I started to dance when I was, like, 16,
10:54and then I do, like, acrobatics
10:57and aerial things in the circus.
10:59So then you came to Guadalajara.
11:01I did.
11:02I saw you.
11:03That was the first show I watched live.
11:05I was the first?
11:06Yeah.
11:07Oh, wow.
11:08I met a boy, and he became my boyfriend,
11:11and he was a dancer, so he taught me a lot.
11:14Then we got married.
11:15Oh, wow.
11:16Yeah.
11:17Still together with him?
11:18No, he's dead now.
11:19Oh!
11:20Yeah.
11:21Sorry to hear.
11:22No, no, don't worry.
11:23It's okay now.
11:24I always remember him with love,
11:27and I'm so grateful with him because he teach me a lot,
11:30and that's why I am here now, you know?
11:34That's beautiful.
11:35He shared his gift of dance with you.
11:37Yeah.
11:38I love that.
11:39I know that everybody has a story,
11:41and it's nice to show what we have been through.
11:45What about you?
11:46Congratulations.
11:48Yes.
11:49Are you excited?
11:50Yeah.
11:51I feel more, no confidence, but comfortable.
11:53Yeah.
11:54Release your nerves.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Also because I love to dance.
11:57I was a dancer too.
11:58My father don't want to take me on the dance lesson.
12:02My mom, they, sorry, I can't try.
12:05My mom, she bring me to the dance lesson,
12:09and she say, don't tell anything to your father.
12:12And when my father find out, go mad.
12:16When I do drag for the first time,
12:18he work like security in the same set.
12:21Oh, my God.
12:22Wait, your dad work security in the gay club?
12:24Yeah.
12:26He don't know that I will be there,
12:28so he came in the backstage, he look at me,
12:31and I was, okay, okay.
12:32That's so brave.
12:33It's now, it's now, he came to me,
12:35he give me a kiss, and I say,
12:37you are the most beautiful tonight.
12:39Now I think he's one of my best friend.
12:42Oh, so lovely.
12:44That is so special.
12:45Yeah.
12:46Talking about my father is very hard sometimes.
12:50Now that we are so close, for me,
12:54it's a dream.
12:56Sorry.
12:57Okay.
12:59I don't come from a drag family at all.
13:01I'm always been on my own, like a lonely wolf.
13:04I think I was best known for my singing abilities.
13:10Also, I have a bit of a temper and an attitude.
13:14Sorry.
13:15Swedish drag is more of, we call it buskis,
13:19and that's more of a cabaret,
13:23more of the funny side.
13:24But since drag race in general,
13:26I see all these new queens pop on,
13:28on TikTok, Instagram, everywhere,
13:30and they look amazing,
13:31but I would love to see them perform.
13:34It's so important to represent Sweden,
13:36and I also think they send the right person to do it.
13:40A crown looks really good on me.
13:42But my family has always been, like,
13:44the biggest support ever for me,
13:46like, my whole childhood.
13:47They went to, like, talent shows with me
13:49that I could dress up like celebrities.
13:51The whole family?
13:52This is such a queer-safe space
13:55to share everything in,
13:57and, you know, it's just nice
13:59to feel comfortable together with other queens.
14:02The world is slowly changing.
14:04Yeah.
14:05This competition is so much more
14:07than just these flamboyant men
14:09gallivanting around, tongue-popping,
14:11and dipping, and walking that fucking duck.
14:14It is a journey of courageous souls
14:17sharing their stories.
14:19We're all beautiful humans
14:21underneath the makeup,
14:23and that is the magic and the power
14:25of drag and drag race.
14:28Are we doing a quip or a clap?
14:31Pour some water until it reaches your finger.
14:34Until it reaches your what?
14:36Finger.
14:38Ha ha ha!
14:44Ha ha ha!
14:46Yes!
14:48It's a talent show.
14:51Ciao!
14:52It's a new day in the workroom,
14:54and I'm ready and excited
14:56for this talent show today, baby.
14:58Come on, come on!
15:02Vanity, what are you doing?
15:04I'm going to sing live.
15:06Ooh!
15:07You guys, do you know what I just realised?
15:09This is the last time that we're all going to be safe
15:11and nobody's going to go home.
15:13Oh, no, don't say that.
15:14Right before the competition starts.
15:16Guys, let's enjoy ourselves.
15:18No one's being sent home today.
15:19Fuck it, YOLO.
15:21YOLO.
15:22Do you not say YOLO?
15:24Yeah, we do, but I just love it with your accent.
15:26YOLO.
15:30You want to talk mini challenge?
15:32You want to talk about when you took ten minutes
15:34to look better than you did two hours?
15:36Ha ha ha!
15:38Said no one.
15:39During my season at Drag Race Philippines,
15:41I went all the way to the finale without a single win.
15:44But this time, I'm going to get my first one
15:46and I'm going to make it all the way to the crown.
15:50What makes Filipino drag unique
15:52is that we always do things with a heart.
15:55Our closing line is always
15:57Puso, puso, at puso parin.
15:59It always says heart, heart, and heart in all ways.
16:02During my season, I was known as Miss Opulent
16:05and Miss Eloquent.
16:07This mouth has done many wonderful things lip-sync-wise
16:11and also, I was known for my words of wisdom
16:14during my season.
16:15Davao should be very proud,
16:17not just because of the drag of Morgana,
16:20but what she has in her heart as a person.
16:23Yeah, let me ask you like one real question.
16:26What do you think of Tessa?
16:28Like you.
16:29Oh, I have a new identity to bring to the table
16:33and it is a more genuine version
16:37of the drag that I want to show.
16:39I think you're pretty awesome.
16:41I've had the time of my life.
16:43I had a great time.
16:45Oh, please.
16:46Next patient, please.
16:48What I wanted to show from myself for this talent
16:51is really quite simple,
16:53that I'm a fucking stupid,
16:55that I'm really flexible,
16:57that I'm drop-dead gorgeous,
16:59and that I'm not as heavy as I look.
17:04I got on my very first airplane because of drag.
17:07So a wig took me around the world.
17:09This reminds me a lot of Brazil.
17:12Brazil is so diverse.
17:14We have so many different styles of doing drag
17:17and we really appreciate
17:19every single one of the art forms that we do.
17:22To be able to step in this place
17:25with people from all around the world
17:28and myself together,
17:30it's like a Christmas gift.
17:33I was blessed by queer Jesus just to be here.
17:37I think Australian drag, as much as I love my community
17:40and love the scene,
17:41it has never really been the most inclusive space
17:44for people that aren't necessarily
17:46look like an Australian drag queen.
17:48I'm really happy that I'm here with you girls
17:50and that we can find a common universal language
17:53of sisterhood and love.
17:55Aw, thank you.
17:56What is Belgium drag like?
17:58We don't have very famous drag queens.
18:00We've never had one.
18:01We've got one now.
18:02What does it say there?
18:03Yeah, we have one now.
18:04Wow.
18:05Exactly.
18:06Oh my God, I just can't wait to go to all your countries
18:08and experience all the amazing drag all over the world.
18:12To the globe!
18:14Stage of RuPaul's Drag Race Global All-Stars.
18:17She knows how to say,
18:18is there gluten in this?
18:20In 14 languages, it's Michelle Visage.
18:23It-a-giz that-a-gare,
18:24glue-da-goo to-da-gin,
18:25it-a-gin that-a-giz?
18:27Ha ha ha!
18:29What language is that?
18:30Gibberish!
18:31Correction, 15 languages.
18:35Ha ha ha!
18:36He puts the D in charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
18:41It's Jamal Sims.
18:43Just call me Back Door Santa.
18:45Ha ha ha!
18:46Oh!
18:47Ha ha ha!
18:48And let's give a big Global Drag Race welcome
18:52to the one and only Donna.
18:54Gracias!
18:56I couldn't be happier.
18:57Gracias, gracias.
18:58Let's do this!
18:59This week, the remaining six All-Stars
19:01are ready to make their debut
19:03at the Global Glamazon Talent Extravaganza Part 2.
19:07And tonight, on the runway,
19:09all 12 queens will strut their stuff.
19:12Category is, money makes the world go round.
19:17Ha ha ha!
19:19All-Stars, start your engines
19:21and may the best Global Glamazon win!
19:25Up first, Le Crème de Montréal.
19:29It's Padilla.
19:30Oh, my God, I am here. It's happening.
19:33This is crazy.
19:34Ha ha ha!
19:35On my season, I never placed in the bottom.
19:37I had a really great track record,
19:39and I made it all the way to the end.
19:41I didn't win, but I was very, very close.
19:43This time around, I'm ready to snatch the crown.
19:46I would say my biggest strength is my background in theater.
19:49I think the two-headed look really blew people's minds,
19:52which I was very happy about because I worked really hard on it.
19:55I'm so proud this time around, as a Greek-Canadian immigrant,
19:58to represent Canada as a whole and as a country.
20:01I love competition. I'm a very competitive person.
20:04I'm here to just win and have fun.
20:06Let's have tzatziki, motherfucker!
20:08Good evening, everyone.
20:09Are you ready for some light reading before bed?
20:12Sure!
20:13Yes!
20:14Ugh!
20:16Whew! Whew!
20:18The Little Queen and the Crown,
20:20a story of self-discovery.
20:24There once was a queen, a quirky little clown,
20:27but there was one thing missing.
20:29Boing!
20:30She needed a crown.
20:31Ah!
20:33She searched high and low, looking under this and that.
20:38Uh-huh.
20:39Oh, what is that twinkle under Rue's big hat?
20:41Oh!
20:42Oh!
20:43Nothing there. Let's put that back.
20:45Okay.
20:47She explored a massive hole that gaped big and wide.
20:51Ooh!
20:53Turns out it was Michelle's big mouth she was inside!
20:56Ah!
20:58Why?
21:00Well, now there's nothing in it.
21:02Ooh!
21:03True.
21:05Despite all the search, the crown was still out of sight,
21:08but she would soon come to know it was burrowed deep, deep inside.
21:13Aw!
21:15I get it.
21:16There's a story about how in this patriarchal society
21:18we place importance on material things like crowns to determine our self-worth,
21:22but we must look inwards to find our inner queen.
21:25Oh!
21:27The end.
21:29No, you literally sat on it earlier.
21:32Oh, that's what that was.
21:34Um, hey, you, come here.
21:37Oh!
21:38Ooh!
21:39Ah!
21:40Ah!
21:41Ah!
21:43I thought it really was inside me all along!
21:45Aw!
21:47Uh, you know what? Never mind. You can keep it.
21:50It doesn't match my outfit.
21:52Ah!
21:54I will always love a queen who pulls a crown from the ass.
21:58Okay!
22:00From the eternal city of Rome, it's Nalania!
22:05♪ Walk me through the crowd, you'll be my next danger ♪
22:10♪ Why is my heart beating so loud? I think I've noticed the answer ♪
22:17♪ Once I'll say what I really feel, the rain will come down in flames ♪
22:23♪ I just can't explain how you give me chills, I want more, let's play this game ♪
22:29♪ Love like Rome wasn't built in a day Wish with all your might, maybe wish away ♪
22:35♪ Burn desire like fire in the eyes And for me it's just the same ♪
22:40♪ Stealing fire from the sun In the name of the moon ♪
22:44♪ Turning night into day Just for me and you ♪
22:47♪ Baby tonight we're gonna find together The time of your life and it can last forever ♪
22:53♪ On and on and on Your lips on mine and I'm on ♪
22:59♪ Shine with you like stars colliding Ready to explode, we don't care about lighting ♪
23:05♪ Goes on and on and on and on We're like fire ♪
23:13Yay! Oh my God!
23:19Up next, she's a Swiss Miss from Basel. It's Tesa Tesico.
23:25Ladies and gentlemen!
23:27You're not ready yet?
23:29Besties with or without testies?
23:32Just do your thing.
23:34♪ Stars with a C, ethical fantasy, best believe ♪
23:40♪ Ooh, my jewels cannot fit inside my jeans, ooh ♪
23:45♪ Come on, all-stars global, y'all wanna talk about globes? ♪
23:50Not these globes, nasty.
23:52All right, boys, let's show the holy God.
23:55Pfft, that's everything.
23:57Come on, y'all.
23:59Ooh, ooh, ooh.
24:01Where the coffee flakes? And in my eyes.
24:05Have you heard that, Madam Tesa's testicles?
24:09I figured, then, Jimbo's brusticles.
24:20♪♪
24:27♪ Testicle, tickle, my tuck, Tesa is back, ah! ♪
24:34All right, Tesa!
24:36She's the thriller from Manila.
24:39It's Eva La Queen.
24:42Hey, Rice Queens!
24:44Cooking rice is actually not that hard.
24:46Let me show you how my ancestors did it in four easy steps.
24:50Bring out the rice cooker.
24:54Pour rice into it.
24:57Pour some water until it reaches your face.
25:00Until it reaches your what?
25:04Then we wait.
25:06Now what?
25:07I don't know, but I'm so into sword fighting right now.
25:10Aah!
25:12♪♪
25:20♪♪
25:25No!
25:27♪♪
25:35I've been fighting monsters for seven days.
25:38Where's my damn rice?
25:40♪♪
25:44Puta mina!
25:46-♪♪
25:48-♪♪
25:51This is everything in a minute.
25:53-♪♪
26:04The queen of Morelio, Mexico, it's Galavaro!
26:09♪♪
26:14One word, sex.
26:17This kind of dark music, this is really, it's my thing a little bit,
26:20this kind of underground, sexy with magnifique.
26:24♪♪
26:30All I can think of is, fuck me.
26:33She is so hot.
26:35♪♪
26:43♪♪
26:53♪♪
27:01Aah!
27:03Puta mina!
27:06I'm so glad we weren't in the same week,
27:08because this was my backup, I was going to do this as well.
27:11Bloody hell, I had my kini ready and everything.
27:14Up next, she ain't afraid of no Stockholm syndrome,
27:18it's Vanity Vain.
27:20Hey, Vanity!
27:23♪♪
27:32♪♪
27:42♪♪
27:52♪♪
28:02♪♪
28:12♪♪
28:22She looked like a superstar.
28:24Demon of the night.
28:26We're all dancing on the back.
28:28Yay!
28:30I am at Eurovision now.
28:32Come on, Sweden, 12 points from the UK.
28:35♪♪
28:38Category is, money makes the world go round.
28:42Local currency, eleganza.
28:45Up first, Nalania.
28:48Get a load of those Naples.
28:50I'm very 18th century,
28:53and I look like my old currency, the nire.
28:56We need to change, so here we are.
28:58The euros, the stars on the money.
29:01Oh, my God, I'm so pretty.
29:03Yay!
29:04Barbie world.
29:05She's got Eurovision, guys.
29:07Nalania!
29:09Up next, Tessa Testicle.
29:12Hey, listen, we know she's got testicles,
29:14but does she have a franc?
29:16Baby, y'all cannot take me in this lock.
29:19Helvetia, the goddess of coin, the goddess of cash,
29:23the goddess of credit, the goddess of Switzerland.
29:26Up next, Kitty Scott Claus.
29:30I can see her tubbing.
29:32She looks like she could use a good pounding.
29:35Normally when I walk the runway, I feel like a twat,
29:38but this time I'm bringing the glamour to global all-stars.
29:42Look at these coins.
29:43No, that's not Queen Liz, it's Queen Kitty Scott Claus.
29:47Kitty Scott coin.
29:50Up next, Pathea.
29:52Oh, Pathea, Columbus went that way.
29:54My inspiration is the depiction of Lady Britannia.
29:57I'm pretty proud of all the little details,
29:59the actual Canadian coins that I integrated
30:01into the chain mail and the armor and the shield.
30:04Coin flip, head she's a whore, tail she's a whore.
30:08Next, Queen Kong.
30:10Tonight I am serving pure goldmine realness.
30:14Take that to the bank.
30:16I'm all sparkly, the fabric is cheap,
30:18but it doesn't look cheap tonight, darling.
30:21I say she's a gold digger.
30:23I feel rich, I'm oozing rich, and I'm just delivering.
30:28Up next, Alyssa Edwards.
30:30Ain't no dollar back, girl.
30:32Does she have to buy two seats on the plane for that dress?
30:35Yeah, I'm afraid she does, but she can afford it.
30:37Money does make the world go round,
30:40but I'm a gold card kind of gal.
30:42Her card is gold.
30:44Gold card kind of gal.
30:46Her card has no limit.
30:50Up next, Eva Lequeen.
30:52I'm walking down the runway in my bamboo piggy bank.
30:55She's saving up for a rice cooker.
30:58And then all the coins come out, and I look gorgeous.
31:03You stole my look.
31:05Money makes our world go round.
31:07It is also a currency of love.
31:09I am showing you Asian beauty every way possible.
31:15Up next, Galavaro.
31:17I'm showing another part of me.
31:19This is culture.
31:21This is history of Mexico.
31:23This look is inspired in the 50 pesos bill.
31:27Dame un peso.
31:29I'm being sexy, sophisticated,
31:31and trying to represent my country.
31:34Up next, Athena Likis.
31:37This outfit is inspired by the Middle Ages.
31:39Oh, I see she got the chain letter I sent.
31:42Since that time, poor people was always, like, very taxed.
31:46And I wanted to link that for now
31:48because it's still happening in Belgium for the moment.
31:51I think she coined that look.
31:53Honey, don't forget to pay your taxes.
31:55So, the muse.
31:57Hello, gorgeous.
31:59Soa sells seashells by the seashore.
32:02Now, this is what Michelle would call shell-oquent.
32:06This kind of little shell was the money before the colonization.
32:09I want to do a homage to Africa. Come on.
32:12Ooh, Rue, get a load of those barnacles.
32:14I'm half naked. You can see a part of my beautiful ass.
32:18Don't write a check your ass can't cash now.
32:20Up next, Vanity Vane.
32:23Note to self, trim nose hair.
32:26Ah!
32:28I'm showing off the Swedish currency, the Swedish crown,
32:31because there are three.
32:33Ravi is the head that wears three crowns.
32:40I think it's quite nice to show RuPaul
32:42how good I look in a crown.
32:44Like, put the fucking crown on my head.
32:50Up next, Miranda, LaWanda, Paige, Brooke.
32:55You know, there are four things I love about you.
32:59Your face.
33:02I have the jaguar, the blue bird.
33:05We have Brazilian wolf,
33:08and we have this monkey from Brazil
33:11that we celebrate on bills.
33:14Boo.
33:17You got a great personality. You can't buy that.
33:20That should go into the Hall of Fame for songwriting.
33:25All right, Ladykins, now it's time for the judges' critiques.
33:29Starting with Nelena Michelle.
33:33I thought you did a bang-up job.
33:35I thought your choreography was great.
33:37I loved how you were coming in and out with the dancers.
33:40It was seamless. This look, I really, really think it's fun.
33:43And the hair, I really am digging this hair.
33:46You are a goddess.
33:48You got a great personality. You can't buy that.
33:51Great night for you, darling.
33:53Thank you so much. Lovely. Thank you.
33:55Up next, Tessa Testicular.
33:58You know what I loved about your performance?
34:00Is that you embraced the strong and the wrong.
34:03If it was a little messy, it was good, and it was funny.
34:06This look gave me everything. It's genius. It's brilliant.
34:10I love this outfit so much. Oh, my god.
34:13It's so gorgeous.
34:15Having such close proximity to so many different nations,
34:18what do you feel most?
34:20Swiss, German, Italian?
34:22Homosexual. Okay!
34:26Okay. Well, thank you so much, Tessa Testicular.
34:28Thank you so much.
34:30Up next, Pathea.
34:32Pathea, you did something that was very risky.
34:35So I enjoyed that. What I did not enjoy was the clown,
34:38just because I have major claustrophobia.
34:40So every time I see a clown, I'm like, that's cute!
34:43And I try to be really cool about it.
34:45The storybook was beautifully illustrated.
34:47I loved it. Did you do it? Yeah.
34:49Well done. Wow. I don't know who did your costuming.
34:52I did it. It was really beautifully made.
34:55You're like the Warrior of Maple.
34:57And your art is from the bottom to the top.
35:00You look gorgeous.
35:02This outfit is worthy of a global stage.
35:04You've done yourself really proud.
35:06Now, where in Canada are you from?
35:08Regina, the city that rhymes with fun.
35:10Yes, it does. I love it.
35:12Up next, Eva La Queen.
35:15Michelle.
35:17My favorite lyric, I actually wrote it down, is,
35:19I don't know, but I'm so into sword fighting right now.
35:22I'm actually going to the Hall of Fame for songwriting.
35:24That shit was so funny.
35:27Brilliant. You hit it home.
35:29You always look good from the minute we saw your first look
35:31to now. You have great taste in hair.
35:33That's for sure.
35:35Your number was epic.
35:37The slaying the dragon and the dancing
35:39and the housewife outfit.
35:41So fantastic. Thank you.
35:43Thank you, Mother.
35:45Up next, Calavaro.
35:47Okay, let's start with your pole dance,
35:49because that was amazing.
35:51You did it beautifully. I love the BDSM look
35:53that you gave us. I thought it was really well done.
35:55This look is absolutely beautiful.
35:57Down to the details.
35:59I see this as drag race on the pesos.
36:01It's so, so beautiful.
36:03The way you did the rag around the head with the tail.
36:05All of it. And you could tell
36:07how beautiful you feel when you wear it.
36:09Gracias.
36:11Muchas gracias, mi amor.
36:13Mamacita. Hola, mi chula.
36:15Yo sabía que llegarías lejos, mami.
36:17Y no sabes el honor y la felicidad
36:19que me da verte aquí.
36:21You never disappoint with the outfits. Never.
36:23You killed it, baby.
36:25Gracias, mi chula.
36:27All right, she calls Stockholm home.
36:29Valentina.
36:31That song is a smash.
36:33It is so catchy.
36:35And tonight, this looks like
36:37an album cover of... Her album.
36:39Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely.
36:41It's beautiful. I want to know more about the song,
36:43because it's really a bop.
36:45It's the first single I've ever created.
36:47It's the first time I'm ever singing my own music.
36:49It's a big step for me.
36:51So I appreciate every single word,
36:53and it makes me so emotional,
36:55because I never thought I would do it.
36:57Just wonderful. In fact, you know,
36:59we were humming the song after you finished,
37:01and that's a good sign.
37:03Great night for you. Thank you.
37:09We are back in Untucked after watching
37:11the second talent show, and look,
37:13I thought it was cute. Yeah.
37:15Well, ladies, congratulations
37:17on a lovely runway tonight.
37:19I think group one is still the winners, you know.
37:21Maybe. Well, we saw the show.
37:23I think
37:25it was good.
37:27Who is the favorite and who is
37:29the weaker one from the group two?
37:31I love Eva.
37:33And Gala. Vanity's was really fun, too.
37:35No, Vanity's was good. On the other
37:37side of the coin,
37:39we've got...
37:41The tights were lovely. Yeah, the tights were gorgeous.
37:43They were Alyssa's tights.
37:45I feel like by next week,
37:47we definitely will be ready to eliminate some of these guys.
37:49Honestly,
37:51thank you so much for the tights.
37:53They really brought it down. You're welcome, but maybe I don't think
37:55they helped.
38:03Back on the Untucked, the energy is quite
38:05like trying to figure
38:07it out who won this challenge.
38:09Oh, my God.
38:11They loved the performance.
38:13They loved her.
38:15RuPaul said,
38:17you're fantastic.
38:19Oh, my God. And I just had an orgasm.
38:21Oh, God.
38:23To the rice lovers of the world, this one's for you.
38:25Tessa, baby,
38:27did they like the tights?
38:29Honestly, thank you so much for the tights.
38:31They really brought it down. You're welcome, but maybe I don't think
38:33they helped.
38:35Tessa!
38:37Tessa!
38:39None of these bitches can touch me.
38:41They can say whatever they want, but I still look
38:43better than them.
38:45Gala, please tell me they loved this pole dance.
38:47They must have.
38:49I love my critiques.
38:51In Spanish, they told me that I'm the winner of this week's challenge.
38:53Oh, no.
38:55Oh, my God.
38:57I want to be on the top two.
38:59I want to perform in front of Dana.
39:01What about you, Fifi?
39:03I was so starstruck, because I was just staring into
39:05Uru's eyes and Michelle talking to me.
39:07I have been watching this for years, and now this is me
39:09standing there. It's crazy.
39:11Vanity, how about you, babe?
39:13Well, they loved the song.
39:15Yes.
39:17I'm gooped. I don't think I'm the winner,
39:19but
39:21I can be.
39:23Welcome back, all-stars.
39:25I've made some decisions.
39:27The top two all-stars of the week are...
39:33Eva Laqueen...
39:39and
39:41Vanity Vae.
39:45The lip syncs I've done before back in my season
39:47has been because I was in the bottom,
39:49but this one is because I'm in the top.
39:51I'm so ready for this.
39:53What the fuck? Oh, my God.
39:55This is the first time I'm going to lip sync
39:57in front of RuPaul.
39:59Hmm. Okay.
40:01Pressure is on.
40:03Two global all-stars stand before me.
40:07Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare
40:09a lip sync performance
40:11of Paranoia by Donna.
40:13Yes!
40:17This is your chance to impress me
40:19and win a cash tip
40:21of $10,000.
40:23Yes!
40:25The time has come
40:27for you to lip sync
40:29for the globe.
40:31Yes!
40:33Good luck
40:35and don't fuck
40:37it up.
40:59Yes!
41:01Yes!
41:03Yes!
41:05Yes!
41:07Yes!
41:09Yes!
41:11Yes!
41:13Yes!
41:15Yes!
41:17Yes!
41:19Yes!
41:21Yes!
41:23Yes!
41:25Yes!
41:27Yes!
41:39Yes!
41:41Yes!
41:43Yes!
41:47Yes!
41:49Yes!
41:53Yes!
41:55Oh, my goodness.
41:56Oh, my God.
41:57Oh, my God.
41:58Look, dude.
41:59That's amazing.
42:01Ah.
42:02All stars, I've made my decision.
42:07Vanity Vain, congratulations.
42:09You're a winner, baby.
42:10Oh, my God.
42:11Oh, my God.
42:14You've won a cash prize of $10,000.
42:18Oh, my God.
42:19Yes.
42:20Yes.
42:21Thank you so much.
42:22Thank you so much.
42:24I'm here.
42:25I'm officially here.
42:26Like, did someone say front runner?
42:31Yeah, that's what I thought.
42:34Eva Laqueen, you are free to slay another day.
42:38Thank you, Mama.
42:39Contragulations, glamazons.
42:41And remember, if you can't love yourself on a hill,
42:44you're going to love somebody else.
42:45Can I get an amen up in here?
42:47Amen.
42:48All right, now let the music play.
42:52Next time on RuPaul's Global All Stars,
42:54for this week's maxi challenge, we are throwing a ball.
42:59No, I want commanding a room when
43:01you walk in with your presents.
43:03But it's the challenge presents or dress.
43:08Maybe I pushed it a little too far.
43:10Maybe I got a little too mouthy.
43:12Someone will be eliminated.
43:15I'm sorry.
43:16This dress is shit.
43:24I'm sorry.