Coronation St 16th August 2024
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00:00OK, so is there any more paperwork?
00:26Do you need anything else from me?
00:28No?
00:29OK, great.
00:31Thank you very much.
00:33Ooh, good news.
00:36Very good news, for you especially.
00:38Ooh, you got me those Manolo Blanic slingbacks
00:42I've been eyeing up.
00:44Sadly not, but my divorce has been finalized.
00:48Seriously?
00:49You pleased?
00:50Of course I'm pleased.
00:54I don't need to throw in those Manolo Blanic slingbacks
00:56to seal the deal.
00:57I mean, if you're offering.
00:59Oh, but this is so exciting.
01:01Means we can probably focus on planning the wedding
01:03without all of this hanging over us.
01:05Exactly.
01:06And actually, I have been having a little thing.
01:09Oh, here we go.
01:11It's nothing bad.
01:12Oi.
01:14Well, no, it's nothing bad.
01:15I just, I thought maybe we could get in touch with Emily
01:18and see if Maeve wants to be a flower girl at the wedding.
01:21Obviously, I'm not talking about making her walk down
01:23the aisle or anything, but we could
01:25get a pretty little number and, you know,
01:27make her feel part of the day.
01:30Um.
01:32Guess that's a no.
01:34No, um, not necessarily.
01:36It's just I've been struggling to get
01:38in touch with Emily recently.
01:40Everything's through our solicitors.
01:43Right, yeah, of course.
01:46I need to head, but I'll have a think about it, yeah?
01:51See you later.
01:52See you later.
01:55Oh, Joel, babe.
01:56You forgot your bag.
01:59Uh, do you want prawn cocktail or cheese and onion?
02:03Uh, prawn cocktail, Tom.
02:06Hope told me earlier on that prawn cocktail crisps, uh,
02:09slay.
02:10And they're just a wider packet.
02:12Oh, yeah, that's a good thing.
02:14Is it?
02:15Oh, well.
02:16Kids, eh, they'll keep you young.
02:18Won't be a whole new ball game, won't we, by the time
02:20Dorian gets to the girls, eh?
02:24Girls, come on.
02:25Stop that now, honestly.
02:26Do you know what it is?
02:27They're bored now.
02:28Yeah.
02:30There you go.
02:31Made with love.
02:33Look, I'm working late today.
02:35So why don't I take them to the cinema tomorrow?
02:38Yeah, that'd be nice.
02:39Yeah.
02:40Might make up in some way for canceling their trip.
02:43Mm.
02:45Quality family time, just what we need.
02:47I'll sort it.
02:48Right, will you two pack it in?
02:51We'll get through all this, won't we?
02:56Hey, babe.
02:57No, I'm not.
02:58Any chance of a free tea?
03:00Mm, go on.
03:01I'll bring it over.
03:06That'll do.
03:07Oh, it's you.
03:09It's you.
03:10Is that all I get for your one and only sibling?
03:12Sarah ring any bells?
03:14Oh, yeah.
03:15Forget about her sometimes.
03:17How's things going with the old fiancee?
03:19Still in love with her sister?
03:21Just keep your voice down.
03:23Morning.
03:24Oh, you're far too bright and breezy
03:25for this time of the morning.
03:26I've just done a sunrise upload session.
03:29Is that the cult thing?
03:31Excuse me?
03:32The cultivating of the mind.
03:35Correct.
03:36You're back early.
03:37Yeah, Rowan let me go early so I could come to the museum
03:40with you and Sam.
03:40Right.
03:43Everything OK?
03:45Yeah, it's just Si again.
03:46He's, uh, they've moored a rock down.
03:48The boat's broke.
03:49So he says, can I go over and visit him?
03:50But I can't, can I?
03:51Got to stay and look after our toy.
03:53Where's Sam?
03:53Oh, he's in the loo.
03:54There's been a change of plan.
03:56Toy's been discharged early.
03:57She wants me to go pick her up.
03:59Oh, well, why did she phone you?
04:02She tried you, but you didn't answer.
04:05All right.
04:06Well, we should get to the hospital then.
04:07Well, why don't you go and see Si?
04:09I can handle things here.
04:10No, I can't leave you to everything, can I?
04:13Anyway, if Toy's coming home today,
04:14I need to look after her.
04:15Right, come on, Sam.
04:17Come on.
04:19Paul was made up.
04:20You and Bernie went to the pub together yesterday.
04:24And I said, you know, we do know that things aren't going to heal,
04:28you know, just like that.
04:30Happy.
04:33It's all right.
04:35And are you doing OK after the whole breathing thing?
04:41OK.
04:43You're stable, aren't you?
04:46What about you?
04:47What about me?
04:49I've seen less rings in a jeweller's.
04:52The ladies must love you.
04:54No, I just meant that.
04:55No, no, no, it's fine.
04:57I'll just go and put on my concealer.
04:58Don't you worry.
05:00Are you getting enough sleep?
05:03In general, yeah.
05:05I mean, last night was a bit difficult to get off.
05:08You know, it's just all this rehousing
05:10stuff is a bit of a worry.
05:11We just want to go for a walk.
05:13But I'm sure we'll hear something soon.
05:17Yeah.
05:20What are you doing with the rest of your day?
05:22Well, just moving the last few bits into the rovers.
05:26I'll tell you what, why don't you come around here for a drink
05:29after you're done?
05:30In fact, you owe us one, considering
05:32you stood us up the last time.
05:36Sopranos.
05:38Eh?
05:39Paul set himself a challenge.
05:4150 of the best box sets to watch before you...
05:46OK.
05:50Right, then, er, a drink and Sopranos it is.
05:56He was a cruise.
05:58Oh!
05:59Go on.
06:00Magic word.
06:01No.
06:03Ow!
06:10Betsy, that's nasty.
06:13I didn't do this to you.
06:14Yeah, I know.
06:16What's it from, then?
06:17It's nothing.
06:18Just give us a crisp, will you?
06:23What, Betsy?
06:24Erm...
06:27Telling me to mind my own business?
06:29Yeah, mind your own business.
06:33Well, that guy that you've been rinsing, he...
06:36He didn't do that to you, did he?
06:39Did he, actually, though?
06:41Oh, Betsy, come on, man.
06:42What? He threatened to blackmail me.
06:44You can't be letting him hurt you like that.
06:46Oh, yeah, sure, I'll just let him.
06:47Yeah...
06:48Get away with it.
06:51Have you told your mum?
06:54You should.
06:55She won't care.
06:56It's worth a shot.
07:00Right, er, you got your mag?
07:02I'll keep Taya occupied while she's waiting to be discharged.
07:05I hope Taya won't mind, but I did already read the article
07:08on eight ways to discover your how now.
07:11Yeah, I did think he was looking a bit dog-eared.
07:13I thought there might be some useful advice in there,
07:15you know, regarding the whole hope exit.
07:18So, did you discover your how now?
07:20Work in progress.
07:22Oh, no, here we go.
07:25I've been calling you.
07:26Oh, have you? I didn't hear anything.
07:28Do you want to get in the car?
07:30Yeah, we shouldn't keep Taya waiting.
07:32Yeah, it won't be long.
07:33I'm sorry to disturb you.
07:34Oh, it's OK, but I do have to go very soon
07:36because our Taya's being discharged today.
07:39There's something I can't wait to share with you.
07:43We want to help you move up to level eight.
07:47Oh!
07:48I'm only level six.
07:50We're fast-tracking you.
07:51You did amazingly this morning.
07:52You're exceeding all our expectations.
07:54We really feel this is the best thing for you.
07:59Right.
08:00That's great, but I really need to concentrate on our Taya
08:03for the time being.
08:04Absolutely.
08:05I completely understand.
08:07That's why I had another thought.
08:10I want to devise a bespoke timetable
08:12to fit around your nursing duties.
08:14Oh, that's so kind. Thank you.
08:17And there's no rush on our part.
08:19Have a think about it.
08:20And do send Taya my very best wishes.
08:23Yeah, I will. Thanks.
08:24See you later.
08:25Bye.
08:32I'll get it.
08:33All right, I'm coming.
08:37What are you doing in my house?
08:40Excuse me.
08:44What are you doing here?
08:45She's just barged in.
08:46I know it's slim pickings for you these days, Steve,
08:49but could you not have done better than the local druggie?
08:51Hey.
08:52Tracy.
08:53Do you want to shut your mouth before I shut it for you?
08:55Bite me.
08:57No, thank you.
08:58I'm not up to date with my rabies jabs.
09:00And I wouldn't want to be catching that, would I?
09:03Oh, get out, you skank.
09:05Steve, are you going to let this scrubber talk to me like that?
09:08Steve, are you going to let this scrag end talk to me like that?
09:14There's a lot of insults beginning with S here, isn't there?
09:17Steve.
09:20Erm, Cassie, are you OK if you take your lunch a bit early?
09:24With pleasure.
09:26And for your information,
09:28I was actually here to take care of your dad after his fall.
09:31But if you want to take over bathing his bits,
09:35be my guest.
09:37Is he really that bad?
09:39Does she really bathe him?
09:40No, sheck.
09:41Well, why does she say it, then?
09:43No.
09:44Maybe because you came barging in like a megalodon.
09:47Steve, answer the question.
09:51She helps him get around.
09:53She puts his socks on for him in the morning, you know?
09:55Well, she did.
10:03Hey.
10:05Hey.
10:06Hi.
10:07Oh, thank you.
10:08Thank you so much for meeting me here.
10:10It's OK.
10:11My flat's a bit of a mess.
10:12We're still trying to find a place for all the Joel's things.
10:17Look, I know you've only been communicating through solicitors,
10:21but this doesn't need to go through those channels.
10:24Joel and I were just wondering
10:26if Maeve might like to be a flower girl at the wedding.
10:29I'm not talking proper flower girl duties.
10:33I just thought I could get her something fancy to wear
10:36and, you know, just make her feel properly part of the celebrations.
10:42You don't have to say yes straight away.
10:44I wanted to ask, maybe build some bridges?
10:47I'm not sure.
10:49Maybe mull it over?
10:51Oh, and I actually, I got her a little something.
10:54You know how brides get their bridesmaids a little gift
10:57when they ask them to be bridesmaids?
10:59I just got her this little charm.
11:02I think she's called... Yeah, River.
11:05River.
11:06She's holding her little flower, see?
11:08I thought it would go perfectly with Maeve's charm bracelet.
11:11Oh, thanks, but Maeve doesn't have a charm bracelet.
11:14Of course she does, the one Joel got her.
11:16No, he...
11:18I'm sure she does.
11:19He's never bought her a charm bracelet.
11:23OK.
11:24Look, this is not going to do Maeve any good.
11:26What?
11:27I know Joel hurt you,
11:29and I'm sorry,
11:31but she doesn't deserve to miss out on her dad because of that.
11:36I think you're a good person, Dee Dee.
11:39Just...
11:41be careful, OK?
11:43Of?
11:45Look, the only reason I came here today
11:47was because my divorce has finally gone through.
11:49Oh, that's great.
11:50I'm so happy for you.
11:52Because my divorce has finally gone through.
11:54Oh, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
11:55Look, what I mean is,
11:56Joel's got nothing over me now.
11:58And I couldn't in good conscience
12:00watch another woman walk blindly into his ways.
12:02He's lying, he's cheating...
12:03OK, I'm going to stop you there.
12:07I'm sorry, but just because he did that to you,
12:09it doesn't mean he's going to do the same thing to me.
12:14You said you were living together.
12:17Well, I know for a fact
12:19that he's still got hold of his old flat.
12:21I've seen his outgoings as part of the divorce.
12:23He's still paying for everything there.
12:27Well, maybe there's some things still going through
12:29that I don't know about.
12:30Do you really believe that?
12:34What?
12:37You think he's cheating on me?
12:43Look, I should go, but...
12:46Like I said,
12:48I really think you're a good person.
12:51Take care of yourself.
12:53Yeah?
13:21He is very tall.
13:23Oh, I like him tall.
13:25Hey, do you want a hand with that?
13:27From you?
13:29No, from my very muscular boyfriend.
13:31Yes, me, you cheeky beggar.
13:33Go on, then.
13:35I've changed my mind now.
13:37That was quick.
13:39I have a very low threshold for people who underestimate me.
13:41I didn't know that.
13:43I'm sorry.
13:45I'm sorry.
13:47I'm sorry.
13:50I don't like people who underestimate me.
13:52I didn't underestimate you.
13:54Yes, you did.
13:56Me strong, me caveman.
13:58You dainty woman, you don't carry a big box.
14:00You've just reminded me how fit I found Wilma Flintstone.
14:02Well, surely you're too young to remember the Flintstones,
14:04are you?
14:06Sadly not.
14:08Wilma!
14:10Mary!
14:14An orange juice, please, Daisy.
14:16Sure.
14:20It's a shame, you know.
14:22What?
14:24That muscular boyfriend.
14:26I assure you it isn't.
14:28I do very well out of it, thank you.
14:30Now, Chop Chop looks weighty.
14:32What's in it? Hair gel and ego?
14:36What's all this?
14:38Oh, nothing. Kit's lugging some boxes upstairs,
14:40but they're very heavy and he doesn't need any help with them.
14:50Er, just give me a sec.
14:54What are you doing here?
14:56Shouldn't you be at work?
14:58Day off.
15:00Really?
15:02Yeah, really.
15:04Do you listen to anything I say?
15:06You know what, I came here to speak about something actually quite serious,
15:08but if you're just going to mug me off...
15:10Whoa, whoa, whoa, Betsy, Betsy, hey.
15:12What's the matter?
15:20You'd think they'd want the bed.
15:22Well, they're busy.
15:24Well, as soon as they discharge you, there'd be space for somebody else.
15:26How are you doing, Sam?
15:28I'm OK.
15:30I was sorry to hear the news about you and Hope.
15:32You're soldiering on, aren't you?
15:34Well, as Alan Shepard
15:36at the Astronaut once said,
15:38any landing you can walk away from
15:40is a good landing.
15:42Young lover.
15:44Listen, I feel awful about you not getting to see Si.
15:46You should have said, yes, I'm fine.
15:48No, you're not fine.
15:50You've just had major surgery.
15:52Well, I'll get there.
15:54But, you know, I don't want to be the one holding you back from seeing your son.
15:56No, it's fine.
15:58I can always go another time.
16:00Anyway, I've got stuff to do with the Institute.
16:02Like what?
16:04Well, Rowan's going to fast-track me to Level 8.
16:06Oh.
16:08Listen, I think you should go and see Si.
16:10Come on, I mean, look,
16:12Nick's around, I've got Sam.
16:14Yeah, yeah.
16:16Are you going to see me on holiday, too?
16:18Put those puppy-dog eyes away, you.
16:20Are they working?
16:22No.
16:24Hey, we could go stargazing and get your ear amassed.
16:32Oh, Liz.
16:34Just a person.
16:36Oh, sorry, Mary, I was miles away then.
16:38No worries.
16:40I just wanted to say how sorry I was
16:42to hear about the return of the Pop.
16:44Alina, how are you doing?
16:46Is that what people are calling it?
16:48Is this just one big joke to everyone?
16:50No, no, no, not at all.
16:52My apologies.
16:54The wrong turn of phrases.
16:56It's just you've been on my thoughts.
16:58And the girls.
17:00Right.
17:02Well, OK, thanks.
17:04We're OK.
17:06Oh, I believe you've had an unexpected returny of your own.
17:08Sorry?
17:10Your Tracy. Lovely.
17:12She's back.
17:14When? How?
17:16Was Tommy without?
17:18Did she bring gifts?
17:20So many questions.
17:22She didn't even tell me.
17:24There you go, Dad.
17:26Nice cup of tea.
17:28This doesn't make up
17:30for your appalling behaviour.
17:32How was I supposed to know
17:34Cassie's your carer?
17:36Where's Steve gone?
17:38So keen to get away from you
17:41Dad, you don't really need Cassie.
17:43Not with everybody else rallying around.
17:45I employ Cassie because
17:47everybody's rallying around and putting themselves out
17:49is the exact opposite from what I want.
17:51Well, I thought that's why people had kits.
17:53So they had somebody to look after them
17:55when they got old.
17:57For heaven's sake, Tracy, you don't believe that?
17:59Yeah, I do.
18:01So, what happened then?
18:03Why weren't you here when all this happened in the first place?
18:05Well, I'm here now.
18:07How much are you paying her?
18:09I could be your carer ten times better than Cassie.
18:11No, thank you.
18:13You don't want me to be your carer?
18:15Well, with all due respect, no.
18:17I think your expertise
18:19lies with flowers and ex-footballers.
18:21Oh, and speaking of which,
18:23how is Tommy?
18:25Yeah, yeah, fine.
18:27It was a bit of a surprise, you showing up.
18:29A lovely surprise, though.
18:31A surprise?
18:33Well, I just wanted to see Amy.
18:35Can't believe she's playing
18:37skivvy to a Batsby.
18:41Have you got a suitcase?
18:43Leanne's packing.
18:45Suitcase?
18:47What, you two weren't straight and narrow?
18:49Well, she's going to see Simon's taking Sam with her.
18:51Her big suitcase broke.
18:53Oh. Why, are you off?
18:55What? Who's going to run the bistro?
18:57The fairies?
18:59Fair point.
19:01You know, I'm a bit worried, though,
19:03about being on your own with Toya.
19:05Yeah, and I bet you look good
19:07in a nurse's outfit.
19:09Wow. Suitcase.
19:11Well, try in here.
19:13There's usually some at the back.
19:17Just need a little bit of advice.
19:19Toya?
19:21You OK?
19:23Yeah, yeah, I am now.
19:25Nick, that's Gail's.
19:27Yeah, yeah, I'm just borrowing it.
19:29I was just going to warn you about the
19:31Mills and Boone collection. Honestly, you can't help some people, can you?
19:35Where are you going?
19:37You need to hear me advice.
19:39I'm good, thanks.
19:41Who's Tanya? I'll text you.
19:43I'll do it.
19:45What advice is that, then?
19:47No.
19:49Just winding him up.
19:51Oh, OK.
19:53Well, I'm going to go to Fresh Girls in a minute,
19:55so I'm going to need you to send them a list.
19:57Yeah, I will do.
19:59Now, David.
20:01I'm not being stood at that checkout
20:03like a Christmas tree with a list from you about what you want.
20:05Once I'm on that conveyor belt, I am done and dusted.
20:07Right, I'm sending it now.
20:16Monster flakes, yeah.
20:18Chocolate biscuits, yeah.
20:20Chocolate bars, chocolate cake!
20:22Where do you think I'm going, wonkers?
20:30Try not to sleep with her.
20:32What's that supposed to mean?
20:41Always a pleasure.
20:43Take a seat.
20:58So, how can I help?
21:00That depends.
21:02On?
21:04Exactly what you tell me
21:06regarding the fact you've been messaging my daughter.
21:12Hello?
21:18Hello?
21:30Anybody home?
22:00Huh?
22:31SHE SNIFFLES
22:47SHE SNIFFLES
22:56That's an interesting read.
22:59But that's not my number.
23:03Doesn't mean you didn't send them.
23:05You could have a second phone.
23:07Ooh.
23:09I don't like what you're implying.
23:11If it's something like this, you should be recording it under caution.
23:15Yeah, that's an option.
23:17Not for you, it isn't.
23:19I'm pretty sure that'd break conflict-of-interest rules.
23:22No, as you said, it's a voluntary chat.
23:25Hmm. Feels more like an interrogation.
23:31Do you have kids?
23:33Yeah.
23:36Live with you, do they?
23:39No.
23:42Well, maybe it's different for you.
23:45But you watch them from being a baby.
23:47You obsess over them.
23:49Every facial expression, every sound.
23:52Listening out for their needs.
23:54Yeah, I don't think I need a lesson in parenting.
23:56I do have a lot to do today, though, so can I go now, please?
24:01So when they get older and they start to lie,
24:04you know...
24:06I mean, you don't always know why they're lying, but...
24:11..instinctively you know something's up.
24:16You also know when they're being honest.
24:20Bessie wasn't lying.
24:23So tell me, Joel...
24:26..why did you violently grab my daughter by the arm?
24:34Yeah, we ran out of M and R.
24:36Right, well, I'll have to add them to the list.
24:39And crisps and all, we'll get them.
24:41Never mind your crisps. Why are you dodging the question?
24:44Why would you send me that?
24:46It wasn't meant for you, was it?
24:49All right, well, you were texting me, you were going to text Nick,
24:52and all, why would you send that to Nick?
24:54I know, it's totally weird, isn't it?
24:57Who were you telling him not to sleep with?
24:59Because I'm guessing it wasn't Leanne.
25:03Toyer, obviously.
25:05Who? No, why? Why obviously?
25:08Because it's a laugh.
25:10Isn't it? It's a gag, it's a bit of banter.
25:12You know, Leanne going away, make sure you don't get confused,
25:15wrong sister, you know, that type of thing.
25:17It's a laugh.
25:20You're a sick, perverted little man.
25:22Yeah, yeah, I am a sick, perverted little man,
25:24but I'm your sick, perverted little man.
25:26Oh, hey, you should see the memes that I send him as well.
25:29I mean, they're pure filth, all of them.
25:31Remind me why I married you again.
25:33Well, I mean, it's just...
25:34Mm, yeah. We'll see you later.
25:36Yeah. See you.
25:39BELL RINGS
25:44OK.
25:46I admit it.
25:48I did approach Sabrina, as I would have done anyone who was crying,
25:53as much as she was.
25:54The poor girl was bawling her eyes out.
25:57And then Betsy came over, I gave them my card,
26:00I said they can call me if they need help.
26:03But then Betsy just wouldn't leave me alone.
26:08I did humour it for a while, cos...
26:12..I felt sorry for her.
26:14I even gave her a bit of cash, because I thought that's what she was after.
26:17I thought, she'd stop calling me and just move on to someone else.
26:22That's not how she recalls it,
26:24and it doesn't explain the bruise on her arm.
26:27Mm, right. I don't know anything about any bruises.
26:30I never touched her.
26:32But... I can't help if your daughter latches on.
26:37Look, you know I'm not the first person she's had a crush on,
26:41and I'm sure I won't be the last.
26:45Hey.
26:47Oi!
26:50What did you say to Daisy earlier?
26:52Sorry?
26:54She seemed off.
26:56Well, let me guess, you're the other half.
27:00Yeah, I am, yeah.
27:02Well, I won't apologise for flirting, she's smoking.
27:05But she shot me down instantly.
27:07Proper wounded me.
27:10Well, good.
27:12I didn't know she had a boyfriend.
27:14I'm a copper, I'm not into theft.
27:17Right, well...
27:19Sorry, I just... you know.
27:21Being a dutiful boyfriend.
27:22Yeah.
27:23Ah, good job.
27:26You a collector?
27:27What part of alphabetical gives you that idea?
27:31Do a bit of DJing myself.
27:33Not with this stuff you don't.
27:34This is proper original vintage 90s.
27:36Really?
27:37It's a bit old for you, innit?
27:39Oh, it's a bit before my time, but that's the decade vinyl died.
27:43Some of the rarest records pressed there.
27:47I'd love to have a look.
27:49I mean, if you fancy a pint.
27:51Maybe another time.
27:53Got to go over to our Paul's.
27:55You know where I live.
27:57Yeah, all right.
28:03And will you remember to water Spike Tyson?
28:06Spike Tyson?
28:07He's cactus.
28:08Ah, well, you know, just a split with the mister.
28:10Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm on it, I'm on it.
28:12Here, look, come on. Have a good time.
28:16You will look after Tanya, won't you?
28:18I'm not even sure I should be going, you know.
28:19You should definitely be going.
28:20We'll make sure Tanya's OK.
28:22OK.
28:28Thanks.
28:34Is that Leanne?
28:35I need a word.
28:36Well, if you haven't got your passport, you'll have a hard job.
28:39Where's she going?
28:41And you need to know this information, why.
28:44Works out well for you, her leaving.
28:47Placed yourself with your fiancée's sister.
28:50Yeah, it would do her good to have a break from certain people round here.
28:55Something you encouraged, I'm sure.
29:00Tanya, you all right?
29:02Brought some popcorn.
29:03Thought you'd appreciate the smell.
29:05It's not really a TV marathon without it, is it?
29:08I'll get you a bowl.
29:10Just had a chat with that Ryan fella.
29:12All the time I was trying to figure out how many hours he spends in the gym.
29:15Well, certainly more than I do, that's for sure.
29:18The only fitness I get at the moment is chasing criminals.
29:22The idea of sweating and not getting a collar at the end of it
29:24would take some getting used to.
29:26As long as you're not chasing my dog collar.
29:29He asked me for a drink, but I just said some other time.
29:32Oh.
29:34Jog on.
29:36Was that a twitch or did you mean that?
29:38Jog on.
29:40You know, I could start to take offence.
29:42No, I think you want him to go out for that drink, don't you?
29:45Yes.
29:46I think what Paul is saying is that we can have a box set marathon another time.
29:51Yes.
29:53Are you sure?
29:54Yeah, go on.
29:55Yes.
29:56Good for you to go and get to know Ryan.
29:58All right, then.
30:00Off to the pub I go.
30:02Have fun.
30:03Cheers.
30:04And, er, say hello to Ryan from us, won't you?
30:08Jog on.
30:09Thanks.
30:11See you later.
30:12See you.
30:17I can see your little cogs whirring.
30:23You want him to stick around, don't you?
30:27Yes.
30:29Thought so.
30:40Olive branch, but better tasting.
30:43Don't even talk to me.
30:44I'm on a break, apparently.
30:47Any idea when that's going to end?
30:49When you tell that ex of yours to get back to Spain.
30:53She's such a hot-headed cow.
30:55Surprised they haven't entered her for a bull run.
30:57Well, we all have our faults.
30:59Even me.
31:00Not like you've got a rosy past.
31:03Excuse me?
31:05I'm just saying, not all of us are perfect.
31:07Yeah, don't even try and lump me in with that ex of yours.
31:10Unless you want that bun surgically removing.
31:12All right, fair enough.
31:14But please, could you come and help me keep the peace?
31:17I'll think about it.
31:19Now, leave that bun, and play along.
31:22Oh, er, Mary.
31:24Have you heard the news that Tracy's back?
31:27Yes, I know.
31:29Really? You didn't tell me about it.
31:30Pardon?
31:31She's at the house, if you, er, want to say hello.
31:34Aren't we all ecstatic?
31:36Like, finally.
31:37Aren't we all ecstatic?
31:39Like finding out you've got Covid again.
31:55Thanks for the lift.
31:58You know, it's the least I could do under the circumstances.
32:01Hmm.
32:04Look, try not to be too hard on her.
32:07Being a teenager these days, it can't be easy.
32:10She's a good kid.
32:23I just had a run-in with Rowan.
32:26Insinuated that we encouraged Leanne to go for our own benefit.
32:29But we did tell her to go, but to get her away from him.
32:33Yeah, but he's right, though, isn't he?
32:35It's good that she's not here, so she's not doing his fast track, but she's not here, so it's just us.
32:40Well, we're both adults.
32:42Do you know what? It'll be good, OK?
32:44Because we can prove to each other that we can keep things platonic.
32:48I wish we could just reset everything back to normal.
32:50Hmm.
32:51Whatever normal is for this family.
32:53I'm sorry.
32:55Just wound me up, that's all.
32:57It's OK.
32:58Just, you know, try and keep your hands off me and I'll try and not make a pass.
33:02I think we can manage it.
33:05Maybe we could go for a drive tomorrow, you know, change the scenery.
33:08Yeah, that sounds good.
33:18Oh, what a day.
33:21I'm sorry I had to dash this morning, I didn't mean to cut you off about Maeve.
33:24That is swain, won't we?
33:27Sorry?
33:29You were getting out of a car.
33:32Oh, it was just something to do with a client.
33:34She offered to give me a lift back because it took a while.
33:40Why are you looking at me weird?
33:43I'm trying to work out if you're lying to me.
33:46If you've ever told me the truth.
33:49Where's this come from?
33:50I found this.
33:52In your flat, you know, the one you said you'd given up?
33:56It's home.
33:59Whose is it, Joel?
34:00It's home.
34:02Whose is it, Joel?
34:21Well, you're not going to bother saying anything.
34:24You took that from the flat?
34:26I had a little chat with Emily.
34:28She told me you still had the place.
34:30I found the keys in your briefcase, so I went and had a look for myself.
34:34You know, she also told me you never gave Maeve a bracelet, so why have you been lying to me?
34:43I'm sorry.
34:46I'm sorry.
34:49You're right.
34:51I've been lying.
34:57Who is she?
35:01My tenant.
35:03She's my tenant. I've been illegally subletting the flat.
35:08No.
35:10No, that's something you would tell me.
35:13I was keeping it from you because it's against the law.
35:16He's subletting.
35:18It's hardly a huge crime you would share that information with your partner.
35:21Would I?
35:23Because the last woman I trusted was Emily.
35:25And she's taken me for everything.
35:28Everything!
35:30I was scared of not being able to pay her what she demands and give you everything you want.
35:37I thought the extra income would help.
35:40I was ashamed to say I've been struggling.
35:43But this is what she does.
35:46She gets me tied up in knots until I don't know which way is up.
35:50You really expect me to believe that?
35:53No, I really don't, but it's the truth.
35:56Well, what about Maeve's bracelet?
35:59I gave it to her.
36:01But she sold it the minute Maeve went home with it.
36:03Any nice thing I do, Emily has to ruin.
36:06You know, this is all very convenient, Joel.
36:08Oh, you think you've got it all figured out, don't you?
36:14I'm sorry.
36:16I haven't told you everything that went on between me and Emily.
36:18Partly because I didn't want the trauma of that to bleed in to us.
36:21To impact us.
36:23So I've been trying to deal with it separately and clearly I can't.
36:26Of all the things Emily has taken from me, I didn't want you to be one of them.
36:32I need some space.
36:34Dee... Dee Dee?
36:37Dee Dee?
36:46And how's that wonderful hunk of a man of yours?
36:49Great.
36:51Yeah, really great.
36:52Could I possibly have that cup of tea now?
36:55Dad, I really think this much caffeine a day is bad for your bladder.
36:58My bladder is fine.
37:01Hiya.
37:03Here you go, Kenny.
37:05I got you a nice little sticky bun from the cafe.
37:08Now, don't let Steve see it.
37:10He'll get well jealous.
37:12Oh, Mary.
37:14It's so good to see such a great friend.
37:16I've missed you so much.
37:18Cassie, thank you so much for the bun.
37:19And maybe a nice cup of tea to go with it.
37:22Mary, will you stay for a while?
37:24Yes, and then I can catch up with my bestie.
37:26Right, I'll put the kettle on then.
37:28I'm doing it.
37:32But it's been great spending time with Tracy before she jets back to Spain.
37:36Actually, Cassie, I'm staying for a while.
37:41So I'll be here tomorrow.
37:43You can go now.
37:44No.
37:46You can go now.
38:00Where's Tanya?
38:02She's in the bedroom.
38:04Which one?
38:08I texted you before.
38:10Did you?
38:11I said, whatever you do, make sure you don't sleep with Toya.
38:15Oh, right.
38:17I didn't get that. I mean, I would have remembered if I'd got that.
38:19Yeah, no, I know you didn't get that.
38:21Because like a numpty, I sent it to Shona by mistake.
38:25What?
38:27I mean, it was quite funny, really.
38:29I was texting you both at the same time.
38:31Her a shopping list and you that, and I accidentally got it.
38:33Hold on. You told Shona?
38:35Yeah, but relax.
38:37I made out like it was a joke, you know.
38:38Make sure you don't get the wrong sister with Leanne going,
38:41and she bought it. She believed it.
38:43You sure?
38:45Yeah, yeah, honestly. I'm fine.
38:47OK, because the last thing I need is someone else thinking something's going on.
38:49No, I know, but believe me, you're in the clear.
38:51It's fine. She totally bought it.
38:53But while you both are in the flat on your own,
38:57make sure you don't, like, get your kit off, you know.
39:00Don't be swanning about with just a towel, you know.
39:02Big hunk of a man.
39:04Right, OK, so me and Toya have already had that chat.
39:08Right, well, good.
39:10And I think it'd be wise if you created a bit of distance between you both, you know.
39:13Maybe be a bit off with her, you know.
39:15You don't want the situation to get messy.
39:19And whatever you do, keep little Nicky in your pants.
39:22Little Nicky?
39:24Yeah, little Nicky.
39:26I'll see you.
39:31Wow, mate. These are amazing.
39:34How on earth did you find them all?
39:36Ah, years of collecting.
39:38Blur and Oasis are kind of easy to find,
39:40but Suede and Cooler Shake are super rare.
39:42Yeah, I'll bet.
39:44Must cost you an absolute fortune.
39:46Original Blur was about 200.
39:48Vinyl fell out of fashion.
39:50It was only a decade later that it became retro.
39:53You know, if you see anything original night, it's just by you.
39:55It'll go up in value.
39:57That's a good tip.
39:59Mind you, if I'm honest, this kind of music hasn't really been my vibe.
40:02You enjoying yourselves?
40:04You should see this collection, Daisy.
40:05I mean, they're all in pristine condition as well.
40:08Right.
40:10Looks like you've voluntarily settled in.
40:13Can I get you boys a drink?
40:15Yeah, a couple of pints, please, Daisy. On me.
40:17Have a look at this loot.
40:19Go for it.
40:20Fuck.
40:51Please, it's so gorgeous.
40:53I can't do it.
40:56Has the rovers burnt down?
40:58What, no.
41:00You back early?
41:02Yeah, well, I had a phone call from Alina.
41:04Oh, right.
41:06I know. I was surprised too.
41:08But she thinks it'll be good if I spend some time with Dorian,
41:10so she's asked me if I'll look after him tomorrow.
41:12And what did you say?
41:14Well, yeah.
41:16I mean, you know, I'm trying to show interest.
41:18It'd look a bit bad if I said no first time she asks.
41:20It's all right, isn't it,
41:22if I spend some one-on-one time with him and...
41:24Yeah, of course it is.
41:26Will you still be able to take the girls to the film, though, tomorrow?
41:29Because, I mean, I have told them that you're doing that.
41:33Well, I mean, I can't leave him on his own.
41:35You could still take the girls, though, if that's OK.
41:39Yeah, whatever you need.
41:51I was about to go looking for you.
41:54I needed some time to think.
41:58Look, I'm sorry for leaving.
42:00It was just a lot to take in.
42:04No, I... I get it. I lied.
42:06And I'm expecting you to believe other things.
42:08I'd be exactly the same if it was you doing it.
42:10It's major red-flag behaviour.
42:12It really is.
42:14It is.
42:16It is.
42:17It's major red-flag behaviour.
42:19It really is.
42:21And I need you to be honest with me going forward.
42:25Of course.
42:27No secrets.
42:29Joel, if you're going through something, I want to know.
42:32I want to help.
42:43After all the stress from today,
42:44I am starving. I bet you are too.
42:46Eh?
42:48Why don't you pour yourself a glass of wine
42:50and I will go and get the takeaway from Speed Dahl.
42:52That sounds lovely.
42:56Eh, where was it you got the bracelet from, by the way?
43:02Why?
43:04Well, I was thinking,
43:06I want Maeve to still have the charm I got her for the wedding.
43:09I was going to buy her another one,
43:11even if she only wears it here.
43:12Oh.
43:14Well, that's a lovely idea,
43:16but just get her any.
43:18You don't have to spend 300 quid on it.
43:20It should be the same as the one you picked, though,
43:22if Emily took it off her.
43:24What's the place called?
43:26It wasn't anywhere special.
43:28I'm sure whatever you pick will be just as good.
43:30Yeah, you're right.
43:33We're good, yeah?
43:35As long as you bring back some houses,
43:38or else don't bother coming home at all.
43:39Well, at risk of losing you forever,
43:41I'd better up my game,
43:43because I'm never letting you go.
43:45Hm.
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