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00:00:00Remember, when Miss Stacy comes in, we will greet her with our biggest smile.
00:00:10And then, close the front gate with the speed of light.
00:00:14Speed of light!
00:00:15Welcome home, Miss Stacy!
00:00:42What's the occasion?
00:00:44Everyone is so formal today.
00:00:47Is Dad home?
00:00:48No, Miss Stacy, the Winston family reps are here to proceed with your arranged marriage
00:00:53to their heir.
00:00:54Ben, I am not marrying the Winston's son.
00:00:57You know I'm engaged to Pete.
00:00:59Miss Stacy, even if your father agrees, he hasn't by the way, I fear Pete isn't good
00:01:04enough for you.
00:01:05This Pete Wilson is something of a scoundrel, of a scallywag, of a nobody, until you decided
00:01:12to help him out through your resources.
00:01:14Ben, Pete loves me.
00:01:17And I love him and that's all that matters.
00:01:19Miss Stacy, let's go inside and we can...
00:01:22I'm not marrying anyone but Pete.
00:01:25I told you to close the gate!
00:01:32Go!
00:01:33Out to Miss Stacy, now!
00:01:37I made it very clear, Grandpa, I don't want to marry a spoiled young heiress like Miss
00:01:41Van Ness.
00:01:42Miss Stacy, please!
00:01:43Come back!
00:01:44Sorry, Ben, I can't.
00:01:45I'm meeting Pete at the chapel and we're eloping!
00:01:46That's terrible!
00:01:47Run faster, boys!
00:01:48I made it very clear, Grandpa, I don't want to marry a spoiled young heiress like Miss
00:02:07Van Ness.
00:02:08I don't care what you want.
00:02:10This arrangement is for our family.
00:02:11I can't.
00:02:12I'm marrying someone else.
00:02:13Move!
00:02:14Get your ass back home, right now!
00:02:15The brakes!
00:02:16The brakes are broken!
00:02:17Get out of my way!
00:02:18Oh!
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00:02:43Oh, my!
00:02:44My dress is ruined!
00:02:45Oh, I want to go with Pete!
00:02:46You almost killed me with your bike, and you're not even going to ask if I'm okay?
00:02:47I'm sorry.
00:02:48Are you okay?
00:02:49Forget it.
00:02:50Let's get this over with.
00:02:51What?
00:02:52Get what over with?
00:02:53Who are you?
00:02:54Our wedding ceremony.
00:02:55Our what?
00:02:56Our wedding ceremony.
00:02:57Our what?
00:02:58Our what?
00:02:59Oh!
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00:03:08Our what? I don't even know you.
00:03:11Wait, wait. I'm sorry I crashed into you, but I'm not going to marry you for it. I'm not that sorry.
00:03:20Was my assistant not clear? I'll pay you 30 grand a month and you'll be married to me for a year.
00:03:26Wrong girl, mister. I'm engaged.
00:03:30I see. Uh, well, I'm sorry.
00:03:37That's him.
00:03:47Pete, my love. I got something for you.
00:03:53Keep your lousy gift.
00:04:07Pete? What is this? Who is she?
00:04:27I knew you weren't educated, but I didn't realize you were a don.
00:04:33This is my girl, Irina.
00:04:36But, but I'm your girl.
00:04:39Don't say that in public. I want nothing to do with you from now on.
00:04:43You're lucky I even came to do this in person.
00:04:46How could you do this to me? After everything that I've done for you?
00:04:49For him? Look at yourself. I mean, Pete's better off with my grandma.
00:04:57Pete, you promised to marry me.
00:05:01Come on, Stacy. You think I spent the last three years becoming somebody just to marry a nobody?
00:05:06Oh, and Pete's company just signed the biggest deal to redesign Chateau Van Ness in Napa.
00:05:12I wouldn't expect a peasant like you to understand that, but it is the biggest winery in the United States.
00:05:18After this, Pete's going to be flooded with requests.
00:05:23He'll be a multimillionaire. And you, well, you don't even have a job.
00:05:28Why do you think that the Van Ness picked your designs over hundreds of others?
00:05:32You barely have the experience.
00:05:35Experience? Experience is for losers.
00:05:38The Van Ness family recognized my talent. Something you wouldn't understand.
00:05:43No, Pete. I saw your talent. I recommended you.
00:05:47Without me, the Van Ness family would have never considered your designs.
00:05:54Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:57Who the fuck do you think you are?
00:05:59How dare you lay a hand on me?
00:06:02Sometimes you gotta slap a bitch to teach her a lesson.
00:06:05Take a good look at yourself, Stacy.
00:06:08I don't want you to ever associate yourself with me or my success again.
00:06:14The success that I gave you?
00:06:16Oh, my God. How delusional are you?
00:06:20Now I'm curious. No, really. How exactly did you give Pete anything?
00:06:26I mean, other than terrible sex.
00:06:30I'll tell you the truth now, Pete Davis.
00:06:33My name is Stacy Van Ness and I am the heiress of the Van Ness family.
00:06:38And the future chairman of the Van Ness group.
00:06:40I was the one who got your proposal through the door.
00:06:43I was the one who insisted we use your designs.
00:06:46And I was the one who got not only my family, but the Winstons to invest in your company.
00:06:51You are here today because of me.
00:06:53Because of me. I made you.
00:06:57I just didn't want you to feel emasculated.
00:07:05I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Emasculated?
00:07:07What? Did you pick that word off the streets like your dress?
00:07:11Holy shit. If you're the Van Ness heiress, I'm the Winston heir.
00:07:14Oh, no, no, no. If you're the Van Ness heiress, then I'm Princess Diana.
00:07:17At least pick someone alive.
00:07:19Stacy, Stacy, Stacy. Take a look at yourself.
00:07:22Heiresses are well-educated, classy, beautiful.
00:07:26You're none of those things.
00:07:28Money screams. Wealth whispers.
00:07:33Well, then you should shut the fuck up. Give me the ring.
00:07:38Pete, the moment I take off this ring, there's no fixing us.
00:07:43Oh, don't say us again. You're making me nauseous. Ring.
00:07:47Ew, Pete, I don't want this broke country mouse's ring.
00:07:52Of course it's not gorgeous. Don't worry.
00:07:56You gave this trashed ring to a trashed girlfriend back then.
00:08:00But now...
00:08:05Irina, my sweet, gorgeous angel.
00:08:08Will you marry me?
00:08:11Irina, my sweet, gorgeous angel.
00:08:13Will you marry me?
00:08:15Oh, my God, it's like a five-carat diamond.
00:08:20You shouldn't have.
00:08:25You two are gonna regret this.
00:08:27Regret?
00:08:30The only thing I regret is spending three of my golden years
00:08:34wasted on a clingy, boring, broke bitch like you.
00:08:38No one else would even think of speaking to me like that.
00:08:42I finally see it now, Pete.
00:08:45Daddy and Ben, they were right about you all along.
00:08:49Did she just call her dad daddy?
00:08:52I'm gonna call them right now and cancel your proposal.
00:08:56You can say goodbye to your 15 million dollar funding.
00:09:00But you know what?
00:09:02I'm gonna call them right now and cancel your proposal.
00:09:0515 million dollar funding.
00:09:07I thought you knew it was 15 million.
00:09:10Give it back!
00:09:11Throw it!
00:09:14That's enough.
00:09:19That's enough.
00:09:21Let go of me, rabid dog.
00:09:23Who is this and why is he so dirty?
00:09:26Are you okay?
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:30Oh, my...
00:09:31You're so muddy, I'm so sorry.
00:09:33I'll get you a whole new wardrobe.
00:09:35No need.
00:09:36After seeing your taste in men,
00:09:39I don't really trust you.
00:09:41Excuse me, are you dumb?
00:09:43Do you not realize who I am?
00:09:45Am I supposed to?
00:09:46Yeah.
00:09:47I'm Pete Davis,
00:09:49CEO of PD Interior Designs.
00:09:51My company is funded by the Winston Group and the Van Ness Group.
00:09:55They're both the top ten companies in North America.
00:09:58Those are the kind of people I roll with,
00:10:00not peasants like you.
00:10:01You roll with the Winston Group?
00:10:03Uh-huh.
00:10:04Me and the heir, the new CEO,
00:10:07we're like this tight.
00:10:09Yeah, right.
00:10:10I've never seen this guy in my life.
00:10:12That's funny.
00:10:14The Winston family invested in your company
00:10:16because Miss Van Ness vouched for your talents and character.
00:10:20Now it seems we were both blind.
00:10:22We?
00:10:25You're saying you're one of the Winston family?
00:10:28Yeah, I'm not just a Winston.
00:10:30I'm the Winston.
00:10:33I'm Charles Winston,
00:10:35the Winston family's heir and current CEO of the Winston Group.
00:10:39I'm Charles Winston,
00:10:41the Winston family's heir and current CEO of the Winston Group.
00:10:44Oh my God.
00:10:46One cuckoo wasn't enough.
00:10:48Now we have two.
00:10:49Are you calling me a liar?
00:10:51That's what you are?
00:10:52There's no way you're Charlie Winston.
00:10:54Charles.
00:10:56Whatever, that's what his friends call him.
00:10:58Yeah, we call him Charlie.
00:11:00Yeah.
00:11:01You guys are like perfect for each other.
00:11:03Look at you two.
00:11:05Dirty little liars.
00:11:06I am not lying.
00:11:08Stop pretending to be Charles Winston.
00:11:11It's gonna make it seem like I'm lying too.
00:11:13Oh, and we're all supposed to believe you're Stacey Van Ness.
00:11:16I am Stacey Van Ness.
00:11:18Look,
00:11:20Irina and I are hosting an engagement party at the Winston Hotel later this month.
00:11:24The Winston heir and the Van Ness heiress will be in attendance as VVVIPs.
00:11:28And you two are obviously not invited, but we'll make sure to take some pictures for you guys so you can see what real money looks like.
00:11:38Great. I'll see you there.
00:11:41I can't wait to see their faces when they find out who I really am.
00:11:45Look, here's a check for $50,000 for your life without me.
00:11:51Since you don't have a house, you don't have a job, you don't have a car, just try to keep yourself off the streets.
00:11:56Yeah, there's no need for that.
00:12:02Will you marry me, Stacey?
00:12:06Will you marry me, Stacey?
00:12:08Oh my god, that's a pink diamond. That's at least 10 carats. It has to be like...
00:12:12Four million dollars.
00:12:14Come on, Stacey. I need to marry someone now and you...
00:12:20Don't you want to piss them off?
00:12:27Okay. I'll marry you.
00:12:32Of course, you'd marry an imposter with a fake ring.
00:12:36Fake?
00:12:38Obviously it's fake. Look at his clothes. I mean, those dirty ass clothes are probably from a thrift store.
00:12:42You think you can afford a four million dollar diamond when I can't?
00:12:45God, you're so right, babe. I don't know how I believed him for a second.
00:12:49Let's let these two idiots entertain themselves. Let's go.
00:12:57I can't believe it. How could you stay with a guy like that for three years?
00:13:02He wasn't always like that. I guess love really is blind.
00:13:11I appreciate the acting back there. It helped save any shred of dignity I had left.
00:13:18Send me your bank account info. I will wire you some money.
00:13:22I don't need your money, Stacey. I should be the one giving you some.
00:13:27And keep the ring. It's real.
00:13:32And I wasn't acting. You can get it authenticated.
00:13:36I'm not going to give my fiance something fake.
00:13:40You meant it? The proposal? You meant it? The proposal?
00:13:47I mean, an engagement works out for me.
00:13:49If it works out for you.
00:13:51If I'm engaged to this guy, even though he's a stranger,
00:13:55maybe Dad will stop forcing me to marry the Winston kid.
00:13:59And I'll pay you, of course, like I said, 30 grand a month for a year.
00:14:04I don't need money. Sometimes it feels like all I have is money.
00:14:10That's why with Pete I thought that maybe...
00:14:12Anyway, I would love to be your fake fiance.
00:14:16But I can't keep this ring, especially if it's real.
00:14:20Oh, what a sweetheart.
00:14:22Pulling out a giant fake ring just to save my image in front of Pete.
00:14:32I was going to give this to Pete for a wedding gift, but you can have it.
00:14:38Stacey.
00:14:39This watch is at least two million dollars.
00:14:43More like five, but it's fine. We'll call it even.
00:14:47Poor girl. She went and got a fake watch just to try and make her ex stay with her.
00:14:53Thank you.
00:14:56Listen, I'm going to attend your asshole ex's wedding.
00:15:01Oh, yeah, don't worry. You can come as my plus one.
00:15:04As your plus one? I was going to say you can come as my plus one.
00:15:07It's at my hotel, and apparently I'm invited as a triple VIP.
00:15:11Anyway, it was nice to meet you.
00:15:14Tell them my name and they'll let you in. I'm a VVVIP.
00:15:17I'll see you at the engagement party.
00:15:19Tell them my name and they'll let you in. I'm a VVVIP.
00:15:22I'll see you at the engagement party.
00:15:35Miss Stacey!
00:15:38Where were you?
00:15:40Ben, you were right about Pete.
00:15:43He is an asshole.
00:15:45So, um, I'm engaged to somebody else.
00:15:50Oh, Miss Stacey! You what?
00:15:57I don't really know him at all, but he seems nice.
00:16:01He's a compulsive liar, but nice.
00:16:04So, do me a favor. Get this authenticated.
00:16:09Charles said it's a pink diamond.
00:16:11Well, I'm sure he would know it.
00:16:12Charles? Who?
00:16:15Oh my gosh, I've got to go.
00:16:17Bistro Van Ness got their third Michelin star and I'm supposed to help.
00:16:26Her father's going to kill me.
00:16:31I have other matters to attend to.
00:16:34But Miss Van Ness does not want any special treatment.
00:16:40Once she comes, she's just the lead wine consultant.
00:16:45Understood?
00:16:47No problem, Mr. Dotto. It will be an honor to work with Miss Van Ness herself.
00:16:51Good. Counting on you.
00:16:57My advice? Don't listen to a word old Ben just said.
00:17:01We need to glaze Miss Van Ness to the max.
00:17:04I see. So we get Miss Van Ness to like us and then we get promotions.
00:17:08Sophie, you're a genius.
00:17:10That I am. That I am.
00:17:14I wonder what Miss Van Ness looks like.
00:17:17The Napa princess?
00:17:19Probably like a princess.
00:17:38Can we help you?
00:17:41Can we help you?
00:17:43Hi, I'm Stacy. I'm the new lead wine consultant here. I start today?
00:17:48Isn't that Miss Van Ness' position?
00:17:51This is the Miss Van Ness?
00:17:54No way. This country mouse?
00:17:56I'm sorry, is there a problem here?
00:17:58The problem is you're pretending to be someone you're not.
00:18:01And you're doing a terrible job at it.
00:18:03What?
00:18:04I don't understand. My name is Stacy Van Ness. I'm the...
00:18:09I'm the...
00:18:32Oh my god. What is a peasant doing at a Michelin restaurant?
00:18:37It's Michelin.
00:18:39Michelin.
00:18:41Michelin.
00:18:43Michelin.
00:18:45Miss Van Ness!
00:18:47Welcome to Bistro Van Ness.
00:18:49I'm just here to interview for a hostess position, but if they think I'm Miss Van Ness, then I'll be Miss Van Ness.
00:18:57This is ridiculous. My name is Stacy Van Ness. This is Irina Carter. She's nobody.
00:19:04Nobody.
00:19:07My name is Stacy Van Ness. This is Irina Carter. She's a nobody.
00:19:12Yes, my name is Irina, but it's Irina Van Ness.
00:19:17Well, Miss Van Ness' first name was never revealed to us.
00:19:21Well, it's obvious. Look at Miss Irina and look at this tasteless bum. There's no way that she's Miss Van Ness.
00:19:32Is this how your manager trains you? To judge a book by its cover?
00:19:37Oh, please. Stop with your big dumb words.
00:19:40My apologies for Stacy here. Listen, she was my fiancé's ex, so, well, salty about the upgrade.
00:19:48Obviously. Well, we'll kick her out immediately. Security!
00:19:52Wait. So none of you believe me? Fine. So, Irina, you're the lead wine consultant here, right?
00:20:01Yeah.
00:20:04Do you know anything about our wine? Specifically, our wine?
00:20:09Of course I do.
00:20:11I for sure know more than someone like you.
00:20:14Well, I did promise Dad I would work fair and square. So, how about this? Let's do a blind tasting competition.
00:20:21If you really are me, the Napa princess, you'll be able to recognize our wine, won't you?
00:20:28Well, I don't need to prove myself to a peasant. Kick her out. Kick her out.
00:20:36Okay. You two know that Miss Van Ness is a certified Master Sommelier.
00:20:41She's spent over 10,000 hours perfecting the art of wine tasting.
00:20:46And wine making.
00:20:48Mm-hmm.
00:20:50Miss Van Ness, it would be an honor to witness your craft.
00:20:53It's obvious that this, ahem, pumpkin idolizes you. So, why not show her how it's done?
00:21:01Yes. Miss Van Ness, show me.
00:21:04Unless, of course, you're just an imposter who doesn't know the first thing about wine making.
00:21:11Fine. If you insist, I'll show you who the real Master Sommelier is.
00:21:18Sommelier.
00:21:19Sommelier.
00:21:21It's...
00:21:23Whatever.
00:21:24Sommelier.
00:21:26Don't say that stuff.
00:21:27It's Sommelier.
00:21:29That's enough. That's enough. Thank you.
00:21:34Let's go.
00:21:43Miss Van Ness, why don't we do the blind taste test in the VIP tasting room?
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:50Open the door.
00:21:53Miss, it's locked with a code. This is the most exclusive wine cellar in California.
00:22:01Okay, well, yeah.
00:22:03So unlock it.
00:22:09They can't.
00:22:11Only three people know the code to that door.
00:22:14Ben, Dad, and me.
00:22:18Yeah, right. As if someone like you would...
00:22:20The code is my birthday.
00:22:24Irina, even if you somehow forgot about the wine cellar you designed, you wouldn't also forget your own birthday, would you?
00:22:36Wouldn't also forget your own birthday, would you?
00:22:40Oh, Miss Van Ness, stop letting this tacky imposter run her mouth.
00:22:44We all knew that it was Miss Van Ness' birthday.
00:22:48Come on, Miss Van Ness, just come and put in your birthday.
00:22:52How am I supposed to know her birthday?
00:23:02I was just annoyed.
00:23:04Miss Van Ness, you wouldn't forget your own birthday, right?
00:23:09I...
00:23:11She didn't forget it. She just doesn't know it.
00:23:14Because she isn't the Van Ness heiress.
00:23:18I am.
00:23:25Access granted.
00:23:31She just opened the door.
00:23:33What if she's actually Miss Van Ness?
00:23:35Not so fast.
00:23:37Knowing my birthday doesn't prove anything.
00:23:42The Van Ness heiress, me, is a famous socialite.
00:23:47She is obviously obsessed with me.
00:23:51Well, even after all that, you won't stop pretending.
00:23:54Oh my god, you're the one pretending.
00:23:56Look at her.
00:23:58What a nappa princess.
00:24:00Oh, a billionaire heiress.
00:24:02Where?
00:24:03Billionaire heiress. Where?
00:24:06This to her own restaurant? I mean,
00:24:09your shoes probably cost more than her whole outfit.
00:24:12You know my shoes?
00:24:14Duh. Fall of 2024 runway.
00:24:17I don't live under a rock.
00:24:19Miss Van Ness, you have amazing taste.
00:24:23So you're going to believe a liar over me because of some shoes?
00:24:26Those aren't even exclusive.
00:24:28The designer sent me a customized pair last week.
00:24:31Oh my god, cut it out.
00:24:33I'm not the real Van Ness heiress.
00:24:35And get the hell out.
00:24:41Well, I got the door open.
00:24:43Are we going to do what we came here to do?
00:24:46Yes, the blind taste test.
00:24:48Miss Van Ness, you have to demonstrate your skills as a master sommelier.
00:24:54The art of wine tasting took even me a half decade to master.
00:24:58It's not something somebody can just fake.
00:25:03I'll show you.
00:25:05Wine is just expired grape juice. How hard can this be?
00:25:08How hard can this be?
00:25:28As per Van Ness tradition, we will be blind testing three wines they have just poured behind our backs.
00:25:35One would be the signature Van Ness Cabernet Sauvignon.
00:25:39The others are random wines from other regions.
00:25:42The goal is to find the Van Ness Cabernet.
00:25:47If you really are the heiress of the Van Ness winery, the Napa Princess, this should be easy.
00:25:53Of course it'll be easy. I bet she can do it in seconds.
00:25:56Alright, enough. I am trying to focus here.
00:25:59Let's begin.
00:26:05What the fuck is she doing? Aren't we just chugging this?
00:26:11Classic Napa Cab so far. Dark fruit, touch of oak.
00:26:19I'm getting dark chocolate. Full bodied.
00:26:28And Miss Van Ness, what did you observe?
00:26:31And Miss Van Ness, what did you observe?
00:26:35Oh, me, yeah.
00:26:38Yeah, what she said.
00:26:41Chocolate, for sure. Dark chocolate.
00:26:48I'm gonna try to smell another one.
00:27:01This is the Van Ness. I harvested these grapes myself. I'd recognize this wine anywhere.
00:27:08I don't need to try any of the others. This is my wine.
00:27:12I don't need to try any of the others. This is my wine.
00:27:16Yeah, right. I barely even tasted it.
00:27:19Yeah, right. I barely even tasted it.
00:27:30Yes, yes, this one. This one's much lighter.
00:27:35Let's see.
00:27:38Well, it tastes much better, so I figured...
00:27:41That's because it's a Pinot Noir. It's an entirely different grape. You can tell by the color.
00:27:46Color? Bullshit. Can't tell what grapes these are made from just, like, looking at them.
00:27:53Actually, that's exactly what Miss Van Ness is known to do.
00:27:57And, I mean, she was right.
00:28:00Wait, what?
00:28:02Stacey was right. The wine she just tasted is the Van Ness.
00:28:08And the wine you just drank is the Pinot Noir from Oregon.
00:28:17No.
00:28:22You keep insisting that you're the Van Ness-eres, but you can't even taste your own family's wine.
00:28:30Are you going to allow her to talk her way out of this one again?
00:28:34No, no, no, no, no. I'm sorry. We're sorry. We should have never doubted you based on how you were dressed, Miss Van Ness.
00:28:42Excuse me? What? I am Miss Van Ness.
00:28:48Okay, shut up. I can't believe you tricked us into believing you were the eras of this winery.
00:28:53You know, thinking about it now, everything about you looks fake.
00:28:58You probably even have a fake purse, too.
00:29:03Please, forgive us, Miss Van Ness. We didn't know.
00:29:06We didn't know.
00:29:08You're forgiven. Everybody makes mistakes.
00:29:15Security! Take this imposter away!
00:29:22Irina!
00:29:24Dad?
00:29:26Irina is in trouble. I have to help her.
00:29:29Miss Van Ness, what an honor to finally see you in person.
00:29:32Boys, pay your respects to Miss Van Ness.
00:29:36This is absurd. Who are you? I've never seen you before in my life, so you don't know what I look like.
00:29:44This is Jack, the head of security for Bistro Van Ness.
00:29:48Well, of course he would know who Miss Van Ness is.
00:29:50I heard there was an imposter.
00:29:52How dare you impersonate the Van Ness Eras?
00:29:55Excuse me?
00:29:58Excuse me?
00:30:01Okay, I don't know what's gotten into you, but this crazy woman is the one who's impersonating me.
00:30:08Shut up!
00:30:10How dare you impersonate the Van Ness Eras?
00:30:15I called Ben when this nonsense started, and he's on his way.
00:30:21Every single one of you is going to regret treating me like this when he gets here and proves my identity.
00:30:28Who the hell is Ben? And why would I care about some...
00:30:33Benjamin Dotto, the general manager? Chateau Van Ness?
00:30:37Sir Irina, of course you should care.
00:30:39Yes, of course. As if you would know who he is.
00:30:44Oh, good heavens!
00:30:46Mr. Dotto!
00:30:51Miss Van Ness, what has happened to you?
00:30:55What did he just call her?
00:30:58He hit me, and she's pretending to be me.
00:31:03What? You did what to my little Miss Stacy?
00:31:15Mr. Dotto, I can explain.
00:31:17Do you know what happens to dogs that bite their master?
00:31:20They're put down.
00:31:22Mr. Dotto, please.
00:31:26It was her.
00:31:28She misled me. I'd never seen what Miss Van Ness looks like, and that brat fooled me into thinking it's her.
00:31:35What? That's ridiculous.
00:31:37Wait, no, Jack's right. It is all her fault.
00:31:41She insulted Miss Van Ness and made us all doubt her.
00:31:46No, this isn't happening. No, you can't do this to me.
00:31:51Just give me another chance. Come on.
00:31:56Come on, please.
00:32:02Don't come any closer. Hey, I am warning you.
00:32:05I am engaged to Pete Davis. Do you even know who that is?
00:32:12Pete Davis?
00:32:13That's Miss Stacy's good-for-nothing ex-boyfriend.
00:32:17I see. Trash attracts trash.
00:32:21What? Do you know who you're talking to?
00:32:24Security! Take this cycle away.
00:32:29And never allow anyone associated with her or Pete Davis to come ever close to our properties again.
00:32:35I am telling Pete about this. Don't you touch me. I'm telling him everything.
00:32:39Miss Stacy, I am so awfully, horribly sorry for all that's happened here.
00:32:44How would you like to handle these two?
00:32:48Stop.
00:32:51Miss Van Ness, we are so, so very sorry.
00:32:55Please don't fire us. I just bought a new bag and I haven't paid it off yet.
00:33:00Yes, please, please give us another chance.
00:33:02I'll forgive you.
00:33:12When you can make that wine glass hold again.
00:33:16Miss Van Ness, that's, that's, that's impossible!
00:33:20Exactly. Just like how it's impossible to really make a wine glass hold again.
00:33:26That's, that's impossible!
00:33:28Exactly. Just like how it's impossible to rebuild the trust between you two and my family ever again.
00:33:38Security! Kick these two out right now.
00:33:43And I personally will make certain that you two never, ever, ever, never find a position in hospitality again.
00:33:52Miss Van Ness, we're so sorry. We can't lose our jobs. Please, please, please.
00:33:57Please give us another chance.
00:33:59We're so sorry.
00:34:01Remove!
00:34:03No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:05Oh, that hurts.
00:34:15Miss Stacy, again, I am terribly sorry and absolutely devastated about what just happened.
00:34:21It's not my fault. At all.
00:34:24Do you have what I asked for?
00:34:26Oh, the ring has been authenticated.
00:34:30The ring is real. The ring.
00:34:35Coat pocket.
00:34:39The ring is a VVS1 pink diamond.
00:34:45Appraised at 4.2 million dollars.
00:34:52He didn't lie to me. It's real.
00:34:59Stacy, Stacy, who are you?
00:35:05Mr. Winston.
00:35:09I got the watch authenticated for you.
00:35:12Thank you, Nathan.
00:35:15It's real. Estimated sale price at 5.1 mil.
00:35:19Sale price at 5.1 mil?
00:35:21Yeah.
00:35:27Who am I getting married to?
00:35:29I guess you'll find out at the engagement party.
00:35:32Baby, what if Stacy is the real Venus Ares?
00:35:36I mean, I don't want to believe it, but, wait, she recognized that wine?
00:35:41I've already told you a million times, she's not.
00:35:43But Benjamin Dotto defended her and put him in press charges against everyone.
00:35:49I don't know.
00:35:51I don't know.
00:35:53I don't know.
00:35:55I don't know.
00:35:57I don't know.
00:35:58Put him in press charges against everyone?
00:36:01That's because they know each other.
00:36:03When I dated Stacy, she told me she worked at the Van Ness wineries all throughout college.
00:36:08Right. That's how she knew the wine tasting.
00:36:12Yeah, bingo.
00:36:14And with old Ben, I mean, you've seen how she is.
00:36:17So thirsty and kiss-ass all the time.
00:36:19Oh my god, but she's banging Benjamin Dotto.
00:36:22That's why he defended her.
00:36:24Ew.
00:36:26You never know with hoes these days.
00:36:29That bad bitch.
00:36:31She tries to show her broke-ass face here today?
00:36:34I say we show her the real Van Ness heiress.
00:36:37Where is she, by the way?
00:36:39And where's Charles Winston?
00:36:41Maybe they'll come.
00:36:44I've told you, you can't even fathom how much they value me.
00:36:48They think I'm this generation's Michelangelo or Da Vinci or whatever.
00:36:52They practically beg for my interior designs.
00:36:55Really? That's hot.
00:36:59Oh my god, look at that car.
00:37:03I've never seen one of those in person.
00:37:05That's gotta be the Van Ness heiress or Charles Winston.
00:37:08Look alive, Mary.
00:37:24What the hell? Stacy?
00:37:29Miss Stacy.
00:37:34I still think it's a bad idea for you to go alone.
00:37:39It's fine, Ben.
00:37:41If they want to see the Van Ness heiress, I'll give them what they want.
00:37:45But what if they don't believe you?
00:37:48Again?
00:37:50And how is that possible?
00:37:52They aren't that stupid.
00:37:54Hmm.
00:37:55What the fuck? Stacy's actually the Van Ness heiress?
00:37:59No way. Look how she's talking to Benjamin Dodo.
00:38:02I mean, she's probably saying that she'll suck him off if he goes along with her lie.
00:38:07You're right, baby. You're a genius.
00:38:10That girl is shameless.
00:38:13Congratulations, you two.
00:38:16As heiress of the Van Ness family, I give you my blessing.
00:38:21Nope. Security.
00:38:22I give you my blessing.
00:38:24Nope. Security.
00:38:26Escort out this imposter.
00:38:30You're kidding me.
00:38:32Drop it, Stacy. We see right through you.
00:38:35Just because you're sleeping with Benjamin Dodo, a butler, doesn't make you an heiress.
00:38:41Sleeping with him?
00:38:43Ew. Ben is like an uncle to me.
00:38:47I'm glad you see how gross that is.
00:38:49I never thought you'd stoop so low as to spite me like this, Stacy.
00:38:53Selling your body just to get in that car?
00:38:56What? That car belongs to me. Ben just drives it.
00:39:01Oh my god. Stop with the lies. Security!
00:39:06I'm Pete Davis' fiancee and we're VIPs at the Winston Hotel.
00:39:11And this prostitute is bothering us.
00:39:14Of course. Mr. Davis' engagement party is our top priority today. Mr. Winston himself is on his way.
00:39:21You hear that? Save yourself the embarrassment and get the fuck out of here.
00:39:26It's about time I met this Winston kid. There's no way I'm leaving.
00:39:31I'm not going anywhere. Guards.
00:39:37Try and remove me, gentlemen. But you will be facing the consequences.
00:39:42That's the VA VIP pass to the Winston Hotel.
00:39:48How the fuck is this possible?
00:39:51You don't believe me? That's fine. But here's solid, tangible proof.
00:39:58All I see is a gold guard. What does that prove?
00:40:03Please excuse Ms. Carter. She exists in a different tax bracket.
00:40:07Would you be so kind as to explain what this card is?
00:40:11The card she holds is the highest level of membership in Winston properties. Malls. Hotels.
00:40:17We heard Kim Kardashian applied for it last month and was denied.
00:40:20That's true. Taylor made sure of that.
00:40:23Taylor? Swift. She's a fellow cardholder here.
00:40:27That's me, Oprah, Taylor, Beyonce, and Ryan.
00:40:32Reynolds?
00:40:34Gosling.
00:40:35Gosling.
00:40:39We're very sorry, miss. Please, let us escort you inside.
00:40:43This is unacceptable. She is lying. She obviously forged the card.
00:40:47Ma'am, if you get any closer to her, we're going to have to remove you.
00:40:50This is my engagement party?
00:40:53When Charles Winston gets here, I'm going to make sure you both get fired.
00:40:57For letting me, the person he's supposed to marry, into his hotel?
00:41:06You can try. I'll see you inside.
00:41:23Look at that dress. I saw it on the runway at Milan Fashion Week.
00:41:28Who is that? I bet she's one of those crazy rich heiresses.
00:41:33Maybe it's Miss Van Ness.
00:41:36I can't believe I was about to marry Pete.
00:41:39This would have been my engagement party.
00:41:42But I met Charles instead.
00:41:46I hope he shows up today.
00:41:49Hey, Stacey!
00:41:51Ah!
00:42:00And that's for stealing the VVVIP card from me.
00:42:05What?!
00:42:08I didn't steal anything. That card is mine.
00:42:11Oh, really?
00:42:13The VVVIP Winston Hotel card that only Oprah, Taylor Swift,
00:42:18Beyoncé, and Ryan Gosling has.
00:42:21You want everyone to accept that they rejected Kim Kardashian, but accepted you.
00:42:26Because I'm Stacey Van Ness, the heiress of the Van Ness family.
00:42:30You?
00:42:32Hey, all of you. Any of you. Do you recognize this girl?
00:42:38And do you guys recognize my fiancé, Pete Davis?
00:42:42Of course. We've golfed together for years.
00:42:45Yeah, he was just on the Forbes magazine.
00:42:48So please, tell me. Is it more plausible that I have a VVVIP card?
00:42:55Keep in mind, the location of my engagement party.
00:42:59Or this tacky bimbo. Who doesn't know anyone here?
00:43:03Of course it's you. Give him back his card.
00:43:06I don't know anyone here.
00:43:09Because I only hang out with the people who employ you.
00:43:12And the people you only see in the magazines.
00:43:14Give me the card. Before I get you kicked out.
00:43:18It's mine. I'm not giving it to you.
00:43:22That's enough.
00:43:24I am calling Steven, the general manager here.
00:43:29No need to bother my pops.
00:43:32If you actually have his number, which I doubt.
00:43:37What's this spread on about, Pete?
00:43:39This imposter stole my VVVIP card, and now she's acting like I don't know her.
00:43:42She stole my VVVIP card, and now she's acting like she's some big shot.
00:43:46The Winston VVVIP card? Since when did you have that?
00:43:50Oh, uh, oh yeah. Recently.
00:43:53After I signed that contract with Chateau Van Ness.
00:43:56Your dad's probably been really busy, so he hasn't told you.
00:43:59He's lying. The card is mine. I'm Stacy Van Ness.
00:44:03And if you're Steven's son, you should know who I am.
00:44:06You said she's your ex?
00:44:08Yeah. She's totally out of her mind.
00:44:10Ever since I broke up with her, she's been pretending to be the Van Ness heiress.
00:44:14She should go to a mental hospital.
00:44:16Well, the Van Ness heiress' name is Stacy. I've seen it on the guest book.
00:44:24But there's no way she'd date you.
00:44:26No, she's promised to Charles Winston.
00:44:31Also, ex-girlfriends do be trippin'.
00:44:38This is ridiculous.
00:44:41Steven, I know it's your day off. I'm so sorry.
00:44:46I'm being humiliated at your hotel by your son.
00:44:51Yeah. Warren.
00:44:55Your dad will be here in ten minutes.
00:44:58I suggest you start drafting your apology and resignation letter.
00:45:03Yeah, right. Pete, I am so sorry you had to date a compulsive liar like her.
00:45:07Security, can we please kick this crazy woman out and blacklist her from all Winston properties, please?
00:45:18You have three seconds to step away from my fiancé.
00:45:23Like Dover, or you're gonna lose more than just your jobs.
00:45:27What?
00:45:30Did I say stop? Did you guys forget who Daddy is here? Take her away!
00:45:38Fuck.
00:45:42Sorry I'm late.
00:45:45I didn't think you'd make it.
00:45:47Oh great, this just keeps getting better and better. Cinderella got a little makeover and brought her little pumpkin man.
00:45:54No, babe, that's the carriage.
00:45:56What?
00:45:58Your rose isn't really hitting because the pumpkin turned you into a carriage, not a man.
00:46:02The mouse.
00:46:04Babe, that's the horse.
00:46:05The horse.
00:46:07Two absolute idiots. I can't believe it.
00:46:11What are you calling an idiot? Pete Davis is now a VVVIP cardholder at the Winston Hotel. Who the fuck are you?
00:46:18Really? This twit holds a triple VIP card at my hotel. That's hilarious.
00:46:24Your hotel. Okay, that's new. Unless you're my dad and I forgot what you look like, or you're gonna tell me you're Charles Winston, there's no way this is your hotel.
00:46:35You're right, actually.
00:46:37Charles, don't do this. You shouldn't pretend to be Winston on my turn.
00:46:42I'm Charles Winston and this is my hotel. And you, whatever your name is, you're fired.
00:46:53Okay, you expect me to buy that? First this one walks in claiming she's Stacey Van Ness, now you're gonna tell me you're Charles Winston?
00:47:00Everyone knows that Charles Winston is known to keep a low profile.
00:47:03Yeah, there's no way he'd name drop like that.
00:47:07It's not name dropping if I'm just telling you who I am.
00:47:10Baby, I'm bored. Can we just get the party started already?
00:47:14Yeah. Warren, escort these two losers out.
00:47:18Gladly. You know what? I'm gonna send these to my dad. Show him that we taught these fools a lesson.
00:47:26Security, kick him out.
00:47:28Don't you dare touch him.
00:47:29Your dad is going to be here at any moment. If I know him, he's going to disown you at the least. I suggest you stop it now.
00:47:38Stacey, you don't have to do this. This is my hotel.
00:47:41You authenticated the watch.
00:47:43You authenticated the ring.
00:47:45I trust you. Do you trust me? Do you trust me?
00:47:51What if she's actually a Van Ness? Why would she run from our engagement then?
00:47:56Yeah, I trust you.
00:47:57Oh, I'm touching. I want to puke.
00:48:01Please, Stacey, if you're going to throw yourself at a man, at least choose someone who's not a fraud.
00:48:07A fraud? And a fraud, they deserve each other.
00:48:11Great. They can live their little lives together in jail.
00:48:15Security! You're putting your hands on my guards now? You got some fucking balls.
00:48:20Hold your goddamn horses.
00:48:23Dad? I thought you were in New York.
00:48:26What the fuck, Dad? What was that for?
00:48:31What the fuck, Dad? What was that for?
00:48:33That's for being ignorant and blind. Have you learned nothing?
00:48:36What are you talking about? I was just about to kick these broke-ass people out.
00:48:40Hey, Dad, you had no idea what they did. That dumbass with the fake watch is pretending to be Charles Winston.
00:48:45Shut the fuck up. From this day forward, you are no longer my son. You are disowned.
00:48:51Oh my God, that's Stacey.
00:48:52How'd she know? What if she really is Miss Van Ness?
00:48:57I don't understand.
00:48:59Is this how you manage people at my hotel?
00:49:01I am so sorry, Mr. Winston. I should have never left my son in charge of this venue.
00:49:06Please accept my resignation.
00:49:08Wait, what's going on?
00:49:10You should be apologizing to us for letting these two losers ruin our engagement party.
00:49:14True. And we wasted two glasses of champagne dumping it on this bitch.
00:49:18You dumped champagne on my fiancée?
00:49:21She's... she's his fiancée?
00:49:25Listen, Winston, my resignation is not enough.
00:49:28Please press charges against my son.
00:49:31What? Old man, are you out of your goddamn mind? Can't you see who the rich people are here?
00:49:35You are beyond saving.
00:49:37This man right here, the one you've been insulting, this is Charles Winston, CEO of the Winston Group.
00:49:42You've been insulting? This is Charles Winston, CEO of the Winston Group, and owner of this hotel.
00:49:54No, that's not... that's not possible.
00:49:57Oh my God.
00:50:00No, no, no. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You're telling me that he...
00:50:03Do I need to repeat myself? This is Charles Winston, grandson to Hugo Winston, and the heir to the Winston Empire.
00:50:09You really are Charles Winston?
00:50:10I've been trying to tell you, Stacey.
00:50:14Keep the ring. It's real.
00:50:17Yeah, I guess you have.
00:50:20All this time, I was trying to run from you, but I'm still engaged to you in the end.
00:50:26Now that we have things cleared up, allow me to formally introduce myself.
00:50:31I'm Charles Winston, and this is my fiancée.
00:50:35No, you're supposed to marry the Van Ness heiress.
00:50:37I decide who I marry, and I know the Van Ness type. Spoiled, entitled, airheaded.
00:50:44That's what he thinks of me?
00:50:46I'd rather marry a nobody like Stacey.
00:50:49Maybe I'll be your nobody for a while longer.
00:50:52Wait, wait, wait, no. You married richer than me?
00:50:58Oh, sorry. Mr. Winston, I'm so sorry for doubting you.
00:51:02Mr. Winston, I'm so sorry for doubting you.
00:51:05You see, it's just that Pete and Worm were coming on so strong, I had to believe them, you know?
00:51:10Let me start over. I'm Irina Carter.
00:51:13I know who you are.
00:51:15Oh my god, I am so honored. You're making me blush.
00:51:18And I don't want to see you ever again.
00:51:20Steven, you can keep your job, but your son, this disgusting gold digger,
00:51:26and her liar boyfriend must never ever show their faces in front of me again.
00:51:30Sir, Mr. Winston, of course.
00:51:33But son, I have no son.
00:51:35Security, get these two phonies out of here.
00:51:39Okay, wait, so what if you're a Winston, huh?
00:51:42Everyone knows you have money problems, that's why you have to marry the Van Ness heiress.
00:51:45Now you're with Stacey? A hand-me-down from yours truly?
00:51:49Good luck keeping your family afloat.
00:51:52Let him say anything. I'll help your family out.
00:51:56I don't think he can do much about this.
00:51:58It's just money, right? Don't worry about it.
00:52:01I don't have much to offer right now, but my family has plenty of cash for playing around.
00:52:06It's time to learn a new trick, Stacey. Isn't playing rich when you have nothing getting boring?
00:52:10Why is this dog still barking? What did you call me?
00:52:13Wait, wait, wait, Mr. Winston, Charles, this bitch is lying to you.
00:52:17She's not rich. She has nothing.
00:52:20And soon, you and your fiance will have nothing.
00:52:23I hereby terminate all collaborations between our firms.
00:52:26I'll get the official vote tomorrow.
00:52:28And I'll also be withdrawing all of our fundings within your company.
00:52:32Wait, wait, no, no, no, Mr. Winston, Mr. Winston, no, I'm sorry.
00:52:35My apologies. No, everything I said earlier was a lie.
00:52:38Stacey's amazing. You guys are an adorable couple.
00:52:41Mr. Winston, just forgive me. I don't even really know Pete.
00:52:45The engagement was a mistake.
00:52:47A mistake, I swear. I'm so sorry.
00:52:49I'm so sorry.
00:52:53Jesus, you've got champagne all over you.
00:53:00I'm gonna get your shirt dirty.
00:53:02I don't care.
00:53:08Charles, what's going to happen to your family if you don't marry Miss Van Ness?
00:53:16You don't have to worry about that.
00:53:19They let me take over the company when I was 20. For a reason.
00:53:23I'll figure something out.
00:53:25Charles Winston isn't what I thought he was. At all.
00:53:29He'd risk his family business to be with me.
00:53:32Even if I'm a nobody.
00:53:34Why don't we get you out of here?
00:53:37Get you a new dress.
00:53:39Are you asking me out on a date?
00:53:41Well, you didn't exactly give me a chance last time.
00:53:44The briefs! The briefs!
00:53:49I'm running away with your bike.
00:53:53Let me make it up to you.
00:53:55Let's go shopping. I owe you a whole new outfit.
00:53:59You don't have to give me anything.
00:54:01I insist. I don't want you spending a single penny on me, Mr. Winston.
00:54:06She comes from nothing but wants nothing from me.
00:54:10I didn't know this kind of woman still existed.
00:54:13If that's the case, I'd wear anything you buy me.
00:54:19Not so fast, Charles.
00:54:21I'm not going to let you leave and marry a loser like her.
00:54:30Ella, what are you doing here?
00:54:33Wait, is that Ella from the Young family?
00:54:36The Young family? Isn't that the richest family in Taiwan?
00:54:39Yeah, steel manufacturers.
00:54:41I thought you left me to marry the Van Ness heiress.
00:54:44But instead you picked up a homeless girl from the streets.
00:54:47I didn't leave you. We were never together.
00:54:51That's not up to you, sweetheart.
00:54:53You're the man I want, and I always get what I want.
00:54:57Not this time, Ella.
00:54:59I'm engaged.
00:55:06I'm engaged.
00:55:08Engaged?
00:55:10To this?
00:55:12What do you even see in her?
00:55:13What do you even see in her?
00:55:15She has no power, no status, no money.
00:55:18She has nothing to offer you.
00:55:20Who says I don't?
00:55:22And I never needed her to offer me anything.
00:55:25Marriage isn't about money.
00:55:27That might be the case for you, Charles.
00:55:30But we know that marriage is all about money for her.
00:55:33Everyone knows that's why you want to marry him.
00:55:37Well, I've got money too.
00:55:44It's $20,000 in cash.
00:55:47It's what I carry around daily.
00:55:49I can give you that and many times more
00:55:51if you take off that ring and leave him right now.
00:55:59Oh my god, I've never seen such a fat stack of cash in my life.
00:56:04There's no way she's going to say no to that.
00:56:06So, what's your price?
00:56:09Half a million?
00:56:11A million?
00:56:13Five million.
00:56:18She's always wanted to be an heiress.
00:56:21I shouldn't expect her to turn this down.
00:56:24Wow, you really do know your worth, don't you?
00:56:28Greed isn't a good color on you, missy.
00:56:31Greed?
00:56:33I'm still trying to wrap my head around you
00:56:35thinking you could buy me out for a few million dollars.
00:56:38Oh, I get it.
00:56:40You've never seen money money.
00:56:42But still, I did expect more from a young...
00:56:46Excuse me?
00:56:48Our families do quite a lot of business together, Miss Young.
00:56:51Shame that that's probably going to have to come to a stop.
00:56:55Business?
00:56:57What kind of business could I possibly have
00:57:00to do with someone like you, Miss Young?
00:57:03I don't know.
00:57:04What kind of business could I possibly have
00:57:07to do with someone like you?
00:57:11I honestly am embarrassed for you.
00:57:14It's not embarrassing to be poor,
00:57:16but to pretend to be something you're not?
00:57:20Now that's something to be ashamed of.
00:57:23What the hell did you just say to me?
00:57:25Do not touch my fiancé, Ella.
00:57:27I'll make you regret coming here today.
00:57:30Do not touch my fiancé, Ella.
00:57:32I'll make you regret coming here today.
00:57:35How dare you speak to me like that?
00:57:37Don't forget I was your grandpa's favorite growing up.
00:57:40Right. Why don't you go marry him?
00:57:43If it weren't for the Van Ness heiress,
00:57:45I would have never given you up.
00:57:47I don't care what happens today.
00:57:49I'm not going to let you marry this broke gold digger.
00:57:51I think you've misread the situation, Ella.
00:57:55You don't have a single say in who I marry.
00:57:58Neither does my grandpa.
00:58:00Not very good of you, Charles.
00:58:02To bite the hand that feeds.
00:58:09Is that Hugo Winston?
00:58:11Oh my God, he hasn't made a public appearance
00:58:13since he's passed down the company to Charles Winston.
00:58:15Grandpa Winston, I missed you so much.
00:58:18Ella, my sweet child.
00:58:25Thank you for coming.
00:58:27No, Ella. Thank you for calling me.
00:58:29I don't know what other outrageous acts of rebellion
00:58:33he would have done if you didn't.
00:58:35Ella, you were the one who called my grandpa?
00:58:37Yes, and thank God she did.
00:58:40I see you were about to botch the marriage I arranged for you
00:58:44and marry a nobody instead.
00:58:48Not just a nobody, Grandpa Winston. A liar.
00:58:52She said she's more successful than us. Richer than us.
00:58:55She said I embarrassed her.
00:58:56I may be a lot of things, but a liar isn't one of them.
00:59:00Oh yeah? Then let's see you match this.
00:59:08Oh, what is all this?
00:59:10Gifts for you, Grandpa Winston.
00:59:12I'm hoping you can reconsider Charles' marriage.
00:59:15I'm hoping he can marry me instead.
00:59:19Well, Ella, that is a very big ask.
00:59:23I came prepared.
00:59:25Here is my first gift to you.
00:59:28An unreleased 2025 Aston Martin Vantage.
00:59:33Oh my God. I've seen that car in a show once. It's gorgeous.
00:59:38An unreleased model with limited edition paint?
00:59:41That must cost at least...
00:59:43$2.2 million. Yours now.
00:59:46$2.2 million?
00:59:47Yours now.
00:59:49Toys. Boring.
00:59:51Did you just call my gift a toy?
00:59:55I mean, it's a very nice car.
00:59:59But anyone can have nice cars.
01:00:02I'm sure Grandpa Winston can have any Aston Martin that he wants.
01:00:07You can do better. I'm sure.
01:00:10Bold of you to say when you showed up empty-handed.
01:00:13You want to see something really special?
01:00:14I'll show you something you can't even imagine seeing in person.
01:00:23This is one of the first pocket watches ever made in human history.
01:00:29It's a family heirloom. It's dated back to the mid-15th century.
01:00:34Wait. I have seen that pocket watch in a museum.
01:00:37It was the first luxury good traded between the East and the West.
01:00:40We lent it to the Met for a couple years, but I want you to have it, Grandpa Winston.
01:00:44It's currently valued at $9 million.
01:00:47A $9 million watch?
01:00:49And that's just the current price. It's only going to go up from here.
01:00:52Third gift.
01:00:54The keys to one of the most famous mansions in Beverly Hills.
01:00:58I just bought it from Kylie Jenner, who happens to be a close friend of mine.
01:01:05What? Kylie Jenner's house is at least $35 million.
01:01:10Yeah, I was invited over for a party once and it was the prettiest house I've ever seen.
01:01:15I was just thinking of retiring to the Hills. How did you know?
01:01:21Well, Charles' family is my family. Of course I have to keep updated.
01:01:25That is very sweet of you, Ella. I appreciate it.
01:01:30Sweet. And cute. But why settle for a mansion when I can offer you prime real estate?
01:01:38What are you talking about?
01:01:40Grandpa Winston, if you were looking to retire, I would recommend a few hundred acres in the Napa Valley.
01:01:47Beverly Hills is nice, but it's getting a bit crowded, in my opinion, and the tour buses.
01:01:53That's enough. I don't own any land in Napa Valley. I can't help you out with the slide.
01:01:59I admit, land in Napa Valley would be better than a mansion in Beverly Hills,
01:02:02but any informed member of the upper class would know that an anonymous buyer bought those lots years ago.
01:02:09You're right. No amount of money could secure a plot in Napa Valley now.
01:02:14Yeah. What are you on about?
01:02:17Because I bought them all.
01:02:23Because I bought them all.
01:02:25What?
01:02:26Grandpa Winston, I would be more than happy to gift you a plot of land in Napa.
01:02:31It's fairly close to the wineries, and it can hold up to two mansions.
01:02:36One of your plots? Did I hear that right?
01:02:39Charles, your fiancee here knows no shame.
01:02:44People boast to impress me all the time, but I've never heard such a ridiculous lie.
01:02:51Stacy, let me handle this.
01:02:53I'm not lying, Grandpa Winston. Irwin should be here in ten minutes, and he will prove everything I just said.
01:02:59Who the hell's Irwin?
01:03:01General manager of the Van Ness Group.
01:03:05Irwin Thompson? You mean to tell me that you, a nobody, know Irwin Thompson personally?
01:03:13I don't just know him. He works for me.
01:03:16Grandpa Winston, I am a big believer in family values.
01:03:20I am a big believer in family values.
01:03:23If you are Charles' grandfather, you're mine too.
01:03:27And I would never, ever allow my grandfather to accept such cheap, tasteless mockeries.
01:03:35Bitch, did you just call my gifts cheap and tasteless?
01:03:39Because they are.
01:03:51OMG, what the hell just happened?
01:03:55She broke the nine million dollar watch.
01:03:58What is the meaning of this?
01:04:01What a disgrace!
01:04:04An absolute disgrace.
01:04:07What the hell? What the hell? You bitch!
01:04:12Oh, I just moved these bits of trash to the ground, where they belong.
01:04:17Stacy, why would you do that?
01:04:20Do you have any idea how much money these things cost me?
01:04:24How are you going to pay me back?
01:04:26Correct me if I'm wrong, but all of this adds up to be less than 50 million dollars?
01:04:31That's not even half of what I've prepared.
01:04:34Okay, fine. Walk it like you talk it.
01:04:39Show us what you've brought.
01:04:41I will. I'll show you in a few minutes.
01:04:46In 10 minutes, I'll show you.
01:04:49Show me what? More embarrassment?
01:04:52I thought you had good judgment, grandson.
01:04:55But this is the type of woman you'd marry?
01:04:58This shameless, tasteless brat?
01:05:02I'll pay Ella back.
01:05:04Pay me back? With what?
01:05:06Your company's in deep waters, and you can't even keep your assets.
01:05:10Where are you going to get 50 million dollars?
01:05:12I suggest you take my hand in marriage.
01:05:15I can let all these gifts go, and all your problems will go away.
01:05:19Charles, if you're the man I think you are, you'll stay.
01:05:22And I'll give you everything you need.
01:05:24Charles, stop acting like a child.
01:05:27Stand up for your family!
01:05:30I am standing up for my family.
01:05:33Stacy is my fiancé, and I'm not marrying anyone else.
01:05:37I'll find a way to pay you back, Ella. With interest.
01:05:41You won't need to.
01:05:52That's Erwin Thompson from the Van Ness Group.
01:06:08I come bearing gifts.
01:06:10That's Erwin Thompson from the Van Ness Group.
01:06:13Erwin Thompson's really here?
01:06:15She wasn't lying. Look at those gifts.
01:06:18No way. Does Stacy really know the Van Ness family?
01:06:22Hugo Winston, on behalf of the Van Ness family,
01:06:25I present to you an original painting by none other than Da Vinci himself.
01:06:32I know that painting. It was sold in 2021 for 12 million dollars.
01:06:38Our second gift to you, a 59.9 carat flawless pink diamond.
01:06:45A flawless pink diamond? That big? I've never seen anything like it.
01:06:50Oh, fuck. We're not done yet. We're just getting to the good part.
01:06:59Um, it can't be.
01:07:02The land titles to original undeveloped plots in the heart of Napa Valley.
01:07:11The land titles to original undeveloped plots in the heart of Napa Valley.
01:07:17But those have been bought.
01:07:21Yes, by Miss Van Ness two years ago, and now I gift them to you on her behalf.
01:07:28Miss Van Ness?
01:07:31What if... what if...
01:07:34What if Stacy's actually the Van Ness heiress?
01:07:37That... that is too generous of her.
01:07:42This is crazy. Miss Van Ness just called me poor without even showing up here.
01:07:46I heard she's one of the richest people in the world right now,
01:07:49but these gifts and the land? That must be worth at least 200 million.
01:07:55Some company's net worths are 200 million, and just for gifts?
01:07:58These gifts are beyond generous, but may I ask why would Miss Van Ness do this for me?
01:08:06Funny you should ask. Each and every one of you claiming to be a member of the upper class,
01:08:11yet none of you had the eyes to recognize a princess among you.
01:08:16Princess among us? Could it be?
01:08:19Allow me to formally introduce, with great honor, the heiress of the Van Ness family,
01:08:24the Napa princess herself...
01:08:27Who is getting married in a few days.
01:08:30Miss Van Ness...
01:08:32Is getting married in a few days, and she would like you all to come.
01:08:39Miss Van Ness is getting married?
01:08:43To... to whom?
01:08:45Well, to you. Miss Van Ness brought these gifts over for Charles
01:08:50to show her excitement for their marriage.
01:08:55Yes, why yes she did.
01:09:00This Van Ness heiress sent over 200 million dollars worth of gifts just for a man,
01:09:06and I wanted to take him from her? What was I thinking?
01:09:10Wait a second, these gifts have nothing to do with you.
01:09:13These gifts are for Miss Van Ness. Why did you pretend you were Miss Van Ness?
01:09:17Wait, that's so true, the way she talked about those gifts.
01:09:21It was as if she had bought them herself.
01:09:22Charles Winston, if you want to stay a Winston,
01:09:27break off your engagement to Stacey at once.
01:09:32You will marry Miss Van Ness whether you like it or not.
01:09:38You will marry Miss Van Ness whether you like it or not.
01:09:42This is ridiculous.
01:09:44Miss Van Ness is right here.
01:09:46Why doesn't Miss Van Ness want me to tell everyone who she is?
01:09:49I gave up years of my life to Pete,
01:09:51only to have him dump me for someone he thought was richer.
01:09:54Charles, show me who you are.
01:10:03I'm sorry.
01:10:08But, I'm going to marry Stacey, no matter what.
01:10:13Are you kidding me?
01:10:15You're going to give up an easy wedding?
01:10:17Are you kidding me?
01:10:19You're going to give up an easy way out of all your money troubles
01:10:22just to marry this useless lying brat?
01:10:25I'm not giving up or sacrificing anything.
01:10:28Things are just things, and I can always get more.
01:10:32But, there's only one Stacey.
01:10:36Well, I hope you remember that when Miss Van Ness comes for the both of you.
01:10:41Well, too bad I am Miss Van Ness.
01:10:44Doubt that's going to happen.
01:10:45Charles Winston, are you trying to give me a heart attack?
01:10:51You irresponsible, reckless—
01:10:54I can't think of one thing more irresponsible than ditching my fiancé for money, Grandpa.
01:11:00You taught me well. I would never do that.
01:11:07Let's go get you a clean new dress.
01:11:10I'm paying.
01:11:12Whatever you say.
01:11:15Let's go.
01:11:31How are you in such a good mood?
01:11:33Hmm?
01:11:35I mean, back there they spilled champagne on you,
01:11:38and they caught you lie after lie after lie.
01:11:42Not a lie.
01:11:43Ella almost ate you, and my grandpa almost skinned you alive.
01:11:49But, I had you on my side, didn't I?
01:11:54Yeah, you did.
01:11:58And that's all that matters.
01:12:02And don't worry, I'm on your side too.
01:12:06So, everything's going to be okay.
01:12:13Sure, Stacy. Thanks.
01:12:24Wait, I can tell my driver.
01:12:28Cab's already here. Let's go.
01:12:31Okay.
01:12:42Stacy, this boutique is all designer. I thought you wanted to pay for everything.
01:12:47I do. I am. I show up here all the time.
01:12:51Hannah?
01:12:54What's that smell? Did someone spill something?
01:12:57Excuse me, I'm here to shop with my fiancée. She got champagne spilled on her dress.
01:13:03Outlet malls across the street.
01:13:05Where's Hannah?
01:13:07Hannah? As in our VIP sales rep?
01:13:11She's out.
01:13:13Plus, she only takes clients who have VIP passes here.
01:13:17Not some random girl who smells like the morning after.
01:13:23Where's yours?
01:13:27How would I know to carry your store card to an engagement party?
01:13:31Right. Look, if you're broke, just say so.
01:13:35Now please leave. You reek of alcohol.
01:13:40Ugh. Cheap alcohol.
01:13:43The stench will stay on our clothes.
01:13:47Hold on.
01:13:49Is this the card you wanted to see?
01:13:52Is this the card you wanted to see?
01:13:54Is this the card you wanted to see?
01:13:56Where did you get that?
01:13:58What do you mean, where did you get that?
01:14:00Take a good look. Your membership cards are personalized. This has my name engraved on it.
01:14:07Mr.
01:14:10Mr. Winston.
01:14:12I am so sorry.
01:14:14What was it you called my fiancée?
01:14:17A random girl who smells of the morning after?
01:14:21Miss, I am so, so, so sorry.
01:14:25I didn't mean it.
01:14:27You know what? I am here to help you with anything.
01:14:31If you need anything, let me know.
01:14:33In fact, I will go get a dressing room set up for you right now.
01:14:45Miss Venice?
01:14:47Yeah, it's Maggie.
01:14:48Didn't you say you were marrying a Charles Winston?
01:14:53Yeah, well, he is here with another woman right now.
01:14:58Yes, I am positive. You need to get here now.
01:15:09I could have handled this on my own.
01:15:12But thank you for saving me again.
01:15:18Why do you keep pretending to be Miss Van Ness?
01:15:21This isn't pretending.
01:15:29I used to be entitled and spoiled.
01:15:33Everything you said about Miss Van Ness is true.
01:15:37But then I met Pete at school.
01:15:41We had a class together and he needed a pen.
01:15:45That's all it took for him to start pursuing me.
01:15:49A pen.
01:15:52And I thought maybe for the first time ever,
01:15:55someone could love me because of who I was and not my last name.
01:16:07I like who you are.
01:16:11I like you too.
01:16:14Charles!
01:16:16What the hell are you doing with another woman?
01:16:19Who are you?
01:16:21I'm Laura Van Ness.
01:16:23Heiress to the Van Ness family and Charles' fiance.
01:16:29You're the heiress to the Van Ness family.
01:16:32You're saying you're me.
01:16:35You're saying you're me.
01:16:37Who the hell are you?
01:16:39I heard there was an imposter going around claiming to be me.
01:16:42The only imposter here is you.
01:16:48Miss Van Ness!
01:16:50You made it.
01:16:52And I've seen this trick countless times already.
01:16:55Mr. Winston, the woman standing next to you is a fraud.
01:17:00Wait.
01:17:02So you're Charles Winston.
01:17:05You're way hotter than in the tabloids.
01:17:08Meatier.
01:17:09Meatier?
01:17:12I like meat.
01:17:14Please get your hands off my fiance.
01:17:18The one thing about you?
01:17:20You're blind.
01:17:22How could you fall for such a cheap imposter?
01:17:25Look at this. It's not even silk.
01:17:27Where'd you find that? The flea market?
01:17:29Ignore them. Let's go somewhere else.
01:17:32Get your asses back here.
01:17:35You think I'm just gonna let you go after you've come here pretending to be me?
01:17:39I'm sending you to the police for fraud.
01:17:44I'm sending you to the police for fraud.
01:17:48You know, I'm really starting to wonder who you are.
01:17:54I've already told you.
01:17:56I'm Laura Van Ness.
01:17:59Heiress to the Van Ness family.
01:18:01They call me the Napa Princess.
01:18:03Really? Prove it.
01:18:10Have a look, imposter.
01:18:13A real VIP card for a real Van Ness.
01:18:18I see.
01:18:20It's starting to make sense now.
01:18:23What the hell are you doing?
01:18:27I'm calling Van.
01:18:29Laura Van Ness.
01:18:31You're that distant cousin who grew up in Europe and always likes to tell people you're me.
01:18:39How did you know about that?
01:18:42I have heard so much about you and none of it was good.
01:18:47You spent years in boarding school blowing through our family fortune
01:18:53and taking your friends to lavish parties telling everyone that you are the Van Ness Heiress
01:19:00when in reality, you're no one compared to me.
01:19:05That's not true.
01:19:07It's not true.
01:19:09I am the Van Ness Heiress.
01:19:11Who is this girl?
01:19:13Is she Stacy Van Ness?
01:19:16But Stacy is the Napa Princess.
01:19:19There's no way she'd dress like this.
01:19:21Drenched in spoiled champagne.
01:19:23Miss Van Ness, what is she talking about?
01:19:26Her VIP card.
01:19:28The label says A002.
01:19:30Doesn't it?
01:19:31As the store clerk, do you not know who the A001 card belongs to?
01:19:37I...
01:19:38Don't listen to her.
01:19:49Ben?
01:19:51Yes, it's Laura.
01:19:53I'm at the boutique and some random peasant girl is harassing me.
01:19:57Yes, right now.
01:19:58Right now.
01:20:00I'll give you five minutes to get here or I'm telling Mom and Dad.
01:20:04Don't come any closer.
01:20:06I've just called Ben Dotto, the manager of Chateau Van Ness.
01:20:11I'll give you one minute to disappear before he fucks you up.
01:20:16Ladies don't curse.
01:20:18Van Ness rule number one.
01:20:21Our family should be ashamed of you.
01:20:25You bitch.
01:20:29That's enough.
01:20:33Both of you.
01:20:35Stacy, I don't think Laura's bluffing.
01:20:38I mean, she might actually be the Van Ness heiress.
01:20:41Let's get out of here before Benjamin Dotto comes and things get complicated.
01:20:46Who is the random peasant girl harassing Miss Laura?
01:20:50This bitch.
01:20:52She tore up my VIP card and said that my family would be ashamed of me.
01:20:55Hey, you.
01:20:57Right there.
01:20:59Do you know who you are messing with?
01:21:02You better apologize to Miss Laura.
01:21:05Right now.
01:21:07And buy her a new card.
01:21:09And why should I do that?
01:21:11Because you little ragamuffin.
01:21:13You dilettante.
01:21:15You Miss Stacy.
01:21:17You...
01:21:19Miss Stacy!
01:21:22Miss Stacy!
01:21:24Miss Stacy!
01:21:27And what were you saying about who I was messing with?
01:21:30Miss Stacy! I...
01:21:32You... I...
01:21:34What are you doing here?
01:21:36What the hell is going on?
01:21:38Ben! She's pretending to be the Van Ness heiress!
01:21:41Oh, sleep long. Can't you tell?
01:21:43Miss Stacy is the...
01:21:45No, no. Miss Stacy is the...
01:21:48One of Miss Van Ness' closest friends.
01:21:51Yes.
01:21:53You see, basically, you are Miss Van Ness.
01:21:58In that she should be treated with the same very high regard.
01:22:07You're friends with Miss Van Ness?
01:22:10But, I mean...
01:22:12Why didn't you tell me?
01:22:16Why didn't you tell me?
01:22:20Well...
01:22:21Uh...
01:22:23I wasn't sure how to explain it.
01:22:25I kind of...
01:22:27stole you from her.
01:22:30No wonder why she's always saying she's Van Ness.
01:22:34I suggest you apologize to Miss Stacy right now.
01:22:38Otherwise, things could be bad.
01:22:40Really, really...
01:22:42bad.
01:22:44What for?
01:22:46I'm not going to apologize to some rando who's close with my cousin.
01:22:49This is what I will do.
01:22:51I'm going to report you both to my parents.
01:22:54And they'll tell Ralph Van Ness.
01:22:57See what happens to you then.
01:22:59Sure. Go tell my dad.
01:23:01We'll see what happens to you.
01:23:08Miss Stacy, should I...
01:23:11This is...
01:23:13My fiancé.
01:23:15Charles Winston.
01:23:17Winston?
01:23:19Charles Winston.
01:23:21It's a pleasure to meet you.
01:23:25Oh, Miss Van Ness.
01:23:27After running for so long,
01:23:29you're marrying him.
01:23:31After all...
01:23:39Miss Stacy, again, I am terribly, terribly sorry.
01:23:43I had no idea you were friends with Miss Van Ness.
01:23:46Don't worry about it.
01:23:47I'm used to it.
01:23:49Just promise me that you will never, ever,
01:23:52look down on someone again based on what they're wearing.
01:23:55Yes, I promise.
01:23:59Promise.
01:24:10Okay.
01:24:18Okay.
01:24:32How's it going?
01:24:34Good. Just a little...
01:24:37stuck.
01:24:39Do you need any help?
01:24:41I...
01:24:43Okay.
01:24:45But you're just sipping me up.
01:24:47Alright.
01:25:17I'll be outside when you're ready.
01:25:24Stacy.
01:25:26Keep it together.
01:25:28Keep it together.
01:25:30You are a Van Ness.
01:25:32He's just a boy.
01:25:35Okay.
01:25:40Thank you.
01:25:42Again, I really could have gotten it.
01:25:44You're going to be my date to the Van Ness Heiress' wedding.
01:25:47The least I could do is pay for your dress.
01:25:51Are you sure?
01:25:53About bringing me to the wedding that's supposed to be yours?
01:25:57It's not mine.
01:25:59I will marry no one but you.
01:26:04What?
01:26:06Why are you smiling like that?
01:26:08Nothing.
01:26:10I'll see you at my...
01:26:12I'll see you at my...
01:26:14I'll see you at the Van Ness Heiress' wedding.
01:26:30Isn't that Charles Winston?
01:26:32It is. Isn't he supposed to be a groom today? No?
01:26:35What is he still doing out here?
01:26:38I don't think...
01:26:40Holy damn it.
01:26:42Stacy, where are you?
01:26:44I was supposed to be here a half hour ago.
01:26:59I can't do it.
01:27:01What do you mean you can't do it?
01:27:03Miss Stacy, this is the day we've all been waiting for.
01:27:07You want to marry Charles Winston.
01:27:10Don't you?
01:27:12I do.
01:27:14What if he doesn't like me for who I am?
01:27:18What if he doesn't like me for who I am?
01:27:24Miss Stacy.
01:27:28Nobody could ever dislike...
01:27:33this.
01:27:44Thank you.
01:28:02Stacy, where are you? The wedding started a long time ago.
01:28:05Don't worry. I know the Van Ness Heiress isn't there yet.
01:28:08I'm on my way. Wait for me inside.
01:28:11Fine. Call me when you get here.
01:28:15Bye.
01:28:28Mr. Winston, it is so great to see you again.
01:28:32Oh, the Van Ness has really let anyone in here, don't they?
01:28:35What are you trying to say?
01:28:37Watch your mouth, Charles Winston.
01:28:40You may have pulled your funding, but my company is still majorly funded by the Van Ness Group.
01:28:44We'll see how long that lasts.
01:28:47What are you chit-chatting about?
01:28:50Miss Van Ness is waiting.
01:28:59Laura, what are you doing here?
01:29:01What, you foolish boy?
01:29:03This is Miss Van Ness.
01:29:05That's Miss Van Ness?
01:29:07No one told me she was smoking hot.
01:29:10Hi, Miss Van Ness.
01:29:14Honored to meet you in person.
01:29:16You shine brighter than all the lights in this room.
01:29:20Simply dazzling.
01:29:28Laura Van Ness. I don't know what game you're playing, but it's not a good one.
01:29:33You're a Van Ness, but you're not the Van Ness.
01:29:38What's he talking about?
01:29:39Well, that may be the case.
01:29:44So what?
01:29:46I'm a Van Ness. That's all that matters.
01:29:49And your fiancé is a joke.
01:29:51And a bad one, too, because, well, she's broke.
01:29:58Marry me, and I can give you everything.
01:30:05Marry me, and I can give you everything.
01:30:09Everyone, I am not marrying Laura Van Ness.
01:30:13She is not the Van Ness heiress.
01:30:15She's just a distant cousin.
01:30:18I was just thinking, how is this dumb little girl the heiress to one of the biggest families in the States?
01:30:25What is this? If this isn't the Van Ness heiress, then who is?
01:30:31It doesn't matter, because I'm not marrying her.
01:30:34I'm engaged to Stacy V., whom I love and plan to marry.
01:30:37Oh, you foolish boy.
01:30:39Oh, boy.
01:31:05That dress is a limited edition Bear Wing.
01:31:09I've seen a bit in the entire world.
01:31:11Who would be able to afford that dress, if not Miss Van Ness?
01:31:16Stacy.
01:31:27My name is Stacy Van Ness, and I am the heiress of the Van Ness family.
01:31:32If you're the Van Ness heiress, I'm the Winston heiress.
01:31:34Oh, no, no, no. If you're the Van Ness heiress, then I'm Princess Diana.
01:31:36You can say whatever it shows.
01:31:37I'll help your family out, because of who I was and not my last name.
01:31:43Everything's gonna be okay.
01:31:45You're...
01:31:49You're...
01:31:51You're Stacy Van Ness.
01:31:53Wait. Wait.
01:31:56You're Stacy Van Ness.
01:31:59Wait.
01:32:01You're an imposter. She's lying.
01:32:02What the fuck are you doing? Don't you know who I am? Get off me.
01:32:06Don't tell us, my man. Tell Miss Van Ness.
01:32:10No. You can't be the Van Ness heiress.
01:32:15That is for how you treated Miss Stacy all these years.
01:32:20You're...
01:32:22You're really Miss Van Ness.
01:32:24I tried to tell you, Pete.
01:32:27Many, many times.
01:32:29Many, many times.
01:32:32This finger, it wore your ring.
01:32:35And this wedding would have been yours, but...
01:32:39You never believed me.
01:32:55Wait.
01:32:58Stacy.
01:33:00Miss Van Ness.
01:33:02I owe you an apology.
01:33:06You were actually my idol, growing up.
01:33:09And I heard all about you, and how you worked hard for everything that you got.
01:33:15How you were involved in your family business instead of having everything handed to you on a silver platter.
01:33:22And yet I couldn't recognize you.
01:33:24That just goes to show that we're on different levels.
01:33:28And...
01:33:30I have a lot to work on.
01:33:33I accept your apology, Ella.
01:33:37Charles Winston.
01:33:40You are a very lucky man.
01:33:44I hope you cherish her.
01:33:54Stacy, uh...
01:33:57I don't know what to say.
01:33:59You look...
01:34:02I'm speechless.
01:34:05Charles Winston.
01:34:08I'm just a girl who bumped into you with her bike.
01:34:17I'm just a girl who has gotten you in all kinds of trouble.
01:34:25I don't care which family you come from, and I don't care what your last name is.
01:34:32I just want you.
01:34:37Will you be on my side for the rest of my life?
01:34:42Yes.
01:34:45For the rest of our lives.
01:34:48Stacy Van Ness.
01:34:54Thank you.