Arthur - 03x02 - D.W. All Fired Up; I'd Rather Read It Myself
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00:00Every day when you're walking down the street,
00:05Everybody that you meet has an original point of view.
00:11And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:16If you could learn to work and play
00:19And get along with each other.
00:22You've got to listen to your heart, listen to the beat,
00:25Listen to the rhythm, rhythm of the street.
00:28Open up your eyes, open up your ears,
00:30Get together and make things better by working together.
00:34It's a simple message and it comes from the heart.
00:39Oh, believe in yourself, for that's the place to start.
00:43And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
00:48If you could learn to work and play
00:51And get along with each other.
00:54Oh, believe in yourself, for that's the place to start.
00:58And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
01:03If you could learn to work and play
01:06And get along with each other.
01:09It's a simple message and it comes from the heart.
01:13And I say, hey, what a wonderful kind of day
01:18If you could learn to work and play
01:22D.W., we've got plenty of time.
01:25D.W. really loves school.
01:27Sometimes I think it's her favorite thing in the whole world.
01:30Whee!
01:33A moo moo here and a moo moo there
01:36Here a moo, there a moo, everywhere a moo moo
01:40Another pumpkin muffin, D.W.
01:42Thank you, Ms. Morgan.
01:45But I remember one time when D.W. didn't think school was such a great place.
01:51How was school, honey?
01:53Mmm, okay.
01:59I'm not going back. I'll never go to school again. I can't.
02:05D.W. all fired up.
02:07D.W.
02:09Hey.
02:13Hey, this is fun. Let's try it again.
02:16Listen up, boys and girls.
02:18We've been told that soon our class will have our first fire drill.
02:23Wow! Our class will have a fire drill.
02:30Wow!
02:36Ms. Morgan, what's a fire drill?
02:38It's a plan we follow to make sure we get out of school safely in case there's a fire.
02:43Huh? Fire?
02:45Didn't Ms. Morgan say we're going to have a fire?
02:47Yeah. That's why we have to have a fire drill.
02:50Okay, class. First, let's practice lining up quickly and quietly so you'll be able to hear my instructions.
02:56Everybody up.
03:00Don't take anything with you.
03:02This is so great. Fire drill. Yeah. Fire drill.
03:10Stop. Drop. And roll. Good.
03:16Stop. Drop. And roll.
03:19Hey, this is fun. What's it for?
03:22It's for when your clothes catches on fire.
03:25Wait a minute. I'm going to be on fire? When am I going to be on fire?
03:29Fire drill. Fire drill. Fire drill.
03:32Stop. Drop. And roll. Very good.
03:36Ms. Morgan, there's some stuff about this fire drill I'd like to get cleared up.
03:40Don't worry, D.W. We're going to talk about fire safety all week.
03:44All your questions will be answered.
03:56D.W. D.W.
03:58Huh?
03:59I said, do you want lemonade?
04:01Yeah, sure.
04:03Hey.
04:07D.W.
04:08Arthur, be careful.
04:10She keeps moving, so I'll spill it and be wet.
04:12I didn't do anything.
04:14You're talking to me. Be careful, you're wet.
04:26Smoke detector.
04:28I think it's coming from D.W.'s room.
04:30I don't smell smoke. Do you smell smoke?
04:33Now it's coming from downstairs.
04:36What?
04:39D.W., what are you doing?
04:42I couldn't sleep, so I'm testing the smoke detectors.
04:45The ones in my room and the kitchen work good.
04:47That's not a game, D.W.
04:50Now, come on, honey. Back to bed.
04:54What's happening?
04:56Go back to sleep.
04:59I'm sorry. I was just trying to be helpful.
05:02I know. Go to sleep now.
05:09Huh?
05:20Huh?
05:22Fire drill. Fire drill. Fire drill.
05:35Phew.
05:39Mommy, I don't feel good.
05:42I don't want to go to school today.
05:44Mom, she's faking it.
05:46She was up all night with the smoke alarms.
05:48She can stay home if she needs to.
05:50What about me? I was up from the smoke alarms, too.
05:53Guess I can't go to school, either.
05:55Don't you have a math test today?
05:57Yeah, but...
05:59Oh, all right.
06:02Good luck on your test.
06:09I think school's out. Here come the Tibbles.
06:12Hey, Tommy! Timmy!
06:15So, uh, anything important happen in school today?
06:18We colored.
06:20And what else? Didn't you do anything more important?
06:24Yeah. We glued some sticks together.
06:26What about the fire drill? Was it today?
06:29Nope.
06:31I guess you didn't miss the fire drill.
06:35But, Mom, I can't go to school today, either.
06:39I'm still sick. Look at my elbow. It's all wrinkly.
06:43D.W., you love school.
06:45What's wrong? Why do you really not want to go?
06:48I do want to go.
06:50I just don't want to go when there's a stupid fire drill.
06:53It's stupid.
06:55Fire drills are really important. We have to do them.
06:58Do you want me to come in with you for a while?
07:00No, that's okay. I'm almost four and a half.
07:03I can take care of myself.
07:05That's my big girl.
07:07Have a good afternoon. I love you.
07:09Love you, too.
07:11There she goes. The best mother I ever had.
07:15I may never see her again.
07:17She would have come with you.
07:19I don't want to put her through this crazy fire drill stuff.
07:22She's too nice.
07:24A wet towel over your head helps protect you.
07:28And remember, it's important to stay close to the floor
07:32away from the smoke.
07:34Has anyone seen D.W.?
07:36Is she still sick today?
07:38She's probably playing hockey.
07:40You mean hooky, Tommy.
07:42There she is.
07:44Do what you want to the school,
07:46but I will not be part of this insanity.
07:48You can pass me my juice and cookies through the window.
07:52And I think she's really afraid.
07:54Ms. Morgan said she had a tough time getting her back in the classroom.
07:58Fire drills, huh?
08:00You know, there might be something we can do to help.
08:05I've got an idea.
08:07Keep them closed.
08:09Okay, you can open them.
08:11Ooh, a red hat. Is it for me?
08:14Yep, it's a fireman's hat.
08:16And I hereby appoint you the official fire warden of the Reed house.
08:20I'm a warden now? Great.
08:22Back in your cell.
08:24It's not that type of warden, D.W.
08:31No talking. Remain calm.
08:33Faster, people. There's a fire in here.
08:39What's it say?
08:41Three minutes, nine seconds.
08:43Not bad, but we've got to get it down to 58 seconds.
08:54Come on, 18. You can do it.
08:56Just a little bit farther.
09:00Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
09:04Phew, what a day.
09:11Mom! Dad! The bathroom's on fire!
09:13The bathroom's on fire!
09:15That's steam. I'm taking a shower.
09:19Oh, that reminds me.
09:21Bring out your wet towel. I need it.
09:26Paper is flammable, Arthur. You should use something else.
09:29You can't always wear a wet towel, D.W. You'll catch a cold.
09:33Okay.
09:35You know, I was a little scared of my first fire drill, too, but it was okay.
09:40Doesn't that make you feel better?
09:42No.
09:43Well, they didn't set the school on fire, so you shouldn't be afraid of that.
09:47But that was in the olden days when you were in preschool.
09:50Things have changed, Arthur.
09:52Ah.
09:57I know it will be today. I just know it.
10:00It'll be fine, D.W., just like the fire drills we did at home.
10:04Yeah, I know.
10:15Boy, I sure wish I could tell time.
10:18Hey, what's that clock say? Is it time to go home?
10:21I don't know.
10:23You want to help me build the castle?
10:25Okay.
10:32Hey, maybe it's not going to happen today.
10:35What's not going to happen?
10:41It's a fire drill. You know what to do. Everyone line up.
10:45Fire drill! Fire drill! Fire drill! Fire drill!
10:50Come on, guys. Get in front of me.
10:53We're not supposed to take anything with us.
11:04I don't see any fire yet.
11:06My crayons are going to melt.
11:08I have to go to the bathroom.
11:10Miss Morgan, wait.
11:12My shoelace is undone.
11:16Is it hot in here, or is it just me?
11:18I don't know. Maybe both.
11:20Smoke! I smell smoke!
11:22I can't breathe!
11:26There's no smoke. Just relax, Tommy. We're almost out.
11:37Good work, class.
11:39You've just completed your first fire drill.
11:42You mean that's it? It's over?
11:44That was a fire drill?
11:46It wasn't bad.
11:48Speak for yourself.
11:52Deep breaths, Tommy. Deep breaths.
12:00Miss Morgan, are we going to have any more fire drills?
12:03Not for a while, D.W.
12:05How about a tidal wave drill?
12:07I've seen some pretty big waves at Bear Lake.
12:09Or volcano drills.
12:11We have to be ready for anything, you know.
12:13What about a sudden loss of gravity drill?
12:19How did it go, D.W.?
12:21Are you okay?
12:22Of course I'm okay.
12:24It was just a fire drill.
12:26Can I have a cookie?
12:32And now a word from me, Firefighter Scott.
12:35Let's go to the fire station!
12:44My name's Firefighter Scott.
12:46These are my pants that I wear to fires.
12:48Then I put my hood on.
12:50Then I put my coat on.
12:52This is called my Scott tank.
12:54This helps me breathe inside the fire so I can breathe fresh air.
12:57Then I put my mask on.
12:59This is the sound that it makes when I'm inside a fire.
13:02So if you hear this sound, I'm not a monster. I'm a friend.
13:05Then I put my helmet on.
13:07If you see someone like this coming,
13:09we want you to go to them and not run away from them.
13:12What's that other light for?
13:14So I'll be able to find you.
13:16It's real bright against the smoke.
13:18You shine that light so you can see us.
13:20Right. That's why you have to know what my hand feels like
13:23so that in case I can't see you, you can feel my hand.
13:26You know how, like, you have a fire drill at school?
13:28Well, we're gonna do a fire drill here.
13:33Attention, Engine 1, Squad 5 and Ladder 2.
13:36Squad Fox 9-1-6-5, enter the school.
13:42Fire in the hole!
14:12And now back to Austin.
14:16My sister, D.W. can drive me crazy.
14:19But there's someone who drives her crazy, too.
14:22The Tibble twins.
14:24Because they always want to be better than D.W. at everything.
14:27D.W., we can yell louder than you.
14:30I don't care.
14:32Yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy, yaddy...
14:38They could ride a two-wheeler first...
14:40and they could tell time before DW they said so what time is it it's 11 d12
14:52right someday I'm gonna be able to do something you can't no you're not yes I
14:59am no you're not I'd rather read it myself
15:09oh dear Oh rats that's not even a tiger I'm so sorry sir did you boys ask
15:34permission to dig this hole it's not a hole it's a Burma East tiger trap and he
15:40broke it can I keep the peanut butter cup
15:46DW the Tibble twins are coming over for an hour while mrs. Tibble goes to buy
15:51sod don't worry mom you lock up the China I'll get a soccer ball and keep
15:55them out in the yard I'm gonna be trapped inside with the Tibble twins for
16:04a whole hour I can run faster than you DW I can get
16:09dizzier than you DW I have an idea let's sit quietly and color quietly
16:18you've got to help me with the Tibbles I have two hundred and seven thousand
16:37math problems to do for homework but when you babysat him they were quiet
16:41yeah I told him a story sit down and I'll tell you a story you can't tell a
16:51real story the only real stories are in books and you can't read I can't you
16:57read you cannot read because we can't and if we can't you sure can't I guess I
17:03can read before you I've been reading for a long time since when since last
17:10Thursday I already read it all these books no way no way no way no way if you
17:15can read what's that say it says it says television is that right I don't know I
17:23can't read sounds right okay read us this book it's got lots of pictures so
17:30we'll know if you're reading it right um that's boring let me find a good one
17:35this one's great that's all words I'll read them all to you sit these are the
17:45adventures of a smart great perfect girl named BW hey that's close if it was DW
17:53I think you were making this up quiet I'm reading he W was a great kid who was
18:03a princess a genius and a cool person but she was too polite to brag and she
18:08had her own pony who lived in a room and her parents said that was okay it was a
18:22perfect life except for one thing a big old nasty thing nothing was he wasn't
18:34just a big brother like that's not bad enough he was a big brother make a
18:40transformers
18:54and like that wasn't bad enough he had an awful partner
19:10Oh
19:20their most recent crime they stole the world's most valuable snowball they won't
19:28get away with this
19:40BW to Walter have you located the bad guys hideout locked on BW sending you in
19:51I'm gonna take him by surprise oh no you're not
20:11my only chance nobody's that good on a balance beam
20:27she'll never get away she can't even ride a two-wheeler
20:31Oh No
20:36not only can she ride a two-wheeler she can ride a no wheeler they chased and
20:43chased but couldn't catch her then they chased her over the lake which everybody
20:47said had no octopuses in it but really there were over 7,000 octopuses in it
20:53because she was brave and didn't panic the amazing BW escaped but the bad guys
20:59weren't so clever that night BW went to a restaurant with her parents only BW was
21:14smart enough not to eat the spinach that I turned everyone else into spinach
21:18heads
21:28the only thing that cures spinach heads is the power ring of power BW knew that
21:37the ring was being used at her aunt Lucy's wedding
21:48BW reached for it grabbing it just before it fell to the center of the
21:56earth
22:06BW couldn't use the ring for without the magic blankie the ring was powerless my
22:13magic blankie is missing BW called for a secret agent Nadine an agent so secret no one else had ever seen her
22:27secret agent Nadine located the blankie but finding it wasn't that easy in the
22:34super confusing all-in-one mark we're lost we're not lost they were lost
22:45possibly forever wait look I knew I'd find it someday the snowball can show us
22:55the way out look inside crazy bus my blankie BW wait why I've got my snowball
23:08my blankie and crazy bus will take us home what could be wrong with BW been
23:16tricked by her rotten brother no one could save her now I knew she'd fall for
23:23the old phony glowing snowball trick ah BW's fateful Eagle spanky flew to the
23:31rescue like a streak of bird
23:42the brave and bold bird defeated the villain but he sacrificed himself to save
23:50her his heart was too big
23:55BW's good friend the president had a big funeral for the brave bird spanky was
24:04the bravest boldest best bird
24:16spanky was so brave he was the best bird Tommy Timmy your grandmother's here
24:23oh rats DW what did you do to them she read to us from the best book ever um
24:33I'll go open the door for mrs. Tibble she read to you DW from one of your books
24:39can we borrow it she didn't finish yeah sure
24:45wait the book Arthur said we can borrow it grandma you have to read this book to
24:51us tonight it's great they're gonna find out you can't really read DW so it kept
24:57them quiet and for one day I could do something they couldn't that's where DW
25:03stopped reading Leonardo da Vinci worked hard to him what who's lemon yellow da
25:10vintage read it right grandma agent BW was with the president ah who this book
25:16is about Leonardo da Vinci hey are you thinking what I'm thinking yeah it's a
25:23magic book every time you read it it's a different story exactly we'll never
25:29need another book as long as we live Leonardo da Vinci worked hard to invent a
25:34machine wait till I read like DW me too
26:04that's the place to stop