Countdown | Tuesday 20th March 2018 | Episode 6787
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00:30Good afternoon and welcome to Countdown Studio.
00:33Now, surveys.
00:35A rich feeding ground.
00:37Surveys.
00:39A recent survey asked lots and lots of people
00:42about their favourite years.
00:44Which decade did you enjoy most?
00:47And, surprisingly, the 20s came out tops.
00:51The 30s came second.
00:53And then it went on and on and on.
00:55I had misery up to the age of about 55.
00:59Then I transitioned into the 60s,
01:01which were the best decade ever.
01:03But so far, the 70s have proved a grave disappointment.
01:07And, of course, you met us in your 60s, Nick.
01:10I did. You must have brought joy to your life.
01:12Yeah, that slowed things down a bit, actually.
01:15What about you now?
01:17Cos you can only really talk about your teens and your 20s, I suppose.
01:21Yeah, I'm just into my 30s.
01:23I think everyone says the school days are the best years of your life.
01:26And I thought that was rubbish.
01:28Enjoy whatever you're stuck with at the moment,
01:30because that's all you've got.
01:32I can only hope that the 70s will get better.
01:34Good luck, Nick. We'll try.
01:36Now, who's here? Maria Frizzell is back.
01:39Had a lovely series of wins.
01:42Hat trick you've got. Tucked quietly away.
01:44Now, Maria, you're joined by Mohsin Shabir,
01:48primary school teacher from Riyadh in Saudi Arabia.
01:51Welcome. Thank you. Welcome.
01:53You've done lots of interesting things.
01:55You rode a jungle rollercoaster in Thailand.
01:57Yeah. How was that? Good fun?
01:59Yeah, it was a little bit scary.
02:02Spinning through the trees, you told me.
02:04Yeah, free-hauling just onto some bars.
02:07And then paragliding too?
02:09Yeah, that was in Turkey. OK.
02:11Welcome. Big round of applause then for Maria and Mohsin.
02:14APPLAUSE
02:20Susie's there, joined by the man.
02:23Oh, yes. It's a great pleasure to welcome back dancer, judge,
02:26star of the ballroom, the wonderful Len Goodman.
02:29Welcome back. It's a pleasure to be here.
02:32Lovely. Good to see you.
02:35We'll talk to you. There's lots to talk to you about
02:38a little bit later on, but now, Maria, off we go.
02:42Afternoon, Rachel. Afternoon, Maria.
02:44Can I start with a consonant, please? Thank you.
02:46Start today with R.
02:48And a vowel.
02:50A.
02:52And a consonant.
02:54N.
02:56And a vowel.
02:58E.
03:00And a consonant.
03:02T.
03:04And a vowel.
03:06I.
03:08And a consonant.
03:10And a vowel.
03:12U.
03:14And a final consonant, please.
03:16And a final G.
03:18And here's the Countdown Clock.
03:40CLOCK TICKS
03:48Well, Maria? Seven.
03:50And Musin? Yes, seven as well.
03:52Maria? Heating.
03:54And Musin? Tearing.
03:56Yes.
03:58So we're off with sevens, then. Seven apiece and in the corner.
04:01Len and Susie, what do you reckon?
04:03Well, Susie's come up trumps straight away.
04:06She doesn't lark about, this girl.
04:08She goes for the jugular.
04:10Naughtier. Four.
04:12Not seven.
04:14It's nine.
04:16Oh, well done.
04:20Very good.
04:22Lovely. Seven apiece.
04:24And Musin, your letters again.
04:26Consonant, please, Rachel. Thank you, Mason.
04:28S.
04:30Er, another, please.
04:32L.
04:34And another.
04:37M.
04:39A vowel, please.
04:41A.
04:43Another.
04:45O.
04:47And a third.
04:49I.
04:51Er, consonant, please.
04:53T.
04:55And another.
04:57B.
04:59And I'll finish off with a vowel, please.
05:01And finish with E.
05:04Bye.
05:35Musin.
05:37Seven. A seven, Maria.
05:39Seven. Musin.
05:41Pilates. Yes.
05:43Opiates. Opiates.
05:45Opiates, very good.
05:47I think, unfortunately, Pilates still has a capital P
05:50cos it's named after Joseph Pilates.
05:52Oh, that's bad luck.
05:54So it's a proper noun. I'm so sorry.
05:56Bad luck, Musin. Now, what about Len and Susie?
05:59Well, Susie's come up with, I think I've had this disease.
06:03Epistoma.
06:06This is, in invertebrates,
06:09a plate or other structure lying in front of the mouth.
06:13Have you had that?
06:15I think I might have done.
06:19So that will give you a eight.
06:21Thank you. 14 plays seven.
06:23Maria on 14.
06:25Numbers now. Maria.
06:27Can I have one larynx and flame smile, please?
06:29You can, indeed. Thank you, Maria.
06:31Five from the top row and five little.
06:33And the first numbers game of the day is...
06:36five, seven, eight,
06:39two, three, and a large one, 25.
06:43And your target, 253.
06:45253.
07:01MUSIC
07:19Maria. 253.
07:21And Musin? 253.
07:23Mm-hm. Maria.
07:25Eight plus two is ten. Yep.
07:27Times 25 is 250.
07:29And add under three.
07:31Straightforward, 253.
07:33And Musin. Same way.
07:35For good manners, that's it. Thank you very much.
07:38So, 24 plays Musin.
07:4017 as we turn to our first Tea Time teaser,
07:43which is Dance Tour.
07:45And the clue. Once you put this on,
07:47the chances are you'll never see it again.
07:50Once you put this on, the chances are you'll never see it again.
07:54MUSIC
08:00APPLAUSE
08:08Welcome back. I left with the clue.
08:10Once you put this on, the chances are you'll never see it again.
08:14That would be Undercoat.
08:16Undercoat.
08:1824 plays 17. Maria in the lead.
08:20Musin. Off we go. Letters game.
08:22Consonant, please. Thank you, Musin.
08:24F
08:26And another.
08:28V
08:30Vowel, please.
08:32I
08:34And another.
08:36A
08:38And a third.
08:40I
08:42Consonant, please.
08:44M
08:46And another.
08:48D
08:50And one more.
08:52P
08:54And a vowel, please.
08:56Stand by.
09:27Musin.
09:29I'm going to try a six.
09:32I'm going to try a six, too.
09:34Musin.
09:36Vamped.
09:38And... Same word.
09:40Vamped. Show Musin your piece of paper. There we are.
09:43Vamped. What's wrong with vamped?
09:45Nothing at all. Really good to repair or improve something,
09:48to repeat a short, simple passage of music.
09:51You can vamp yourself up.
09:53Originally, it was to attach a new upper to a boot.
09:56That was vamping.
09:58Vamping, but a girl who's a vamp... Yeah.
10:00..is a seductress sort of thing.
10:02Yeah. I think that's short for vampire, that one.
10:04Oh, is it? Yeah.
10:06Vamping. What else can we have? Len, Susie?
10:08Nothing much, really. What's this word?
10:10Vapid, for five.
10:12Vapid. Yes. Yeah.
10:14But it was very tricky. Vamped was our best as well.
10:16Yeah. Thank you. All right.
10:1830 to 23. Maria, off we go.
10:21Word a consonant, please, Rachel. Thank you, Maria.
10:23G.
10:25And a vowel.
10:27U. And another vowel.
10:29I. And another vowel.
10:31E.
10:33And a consonant.
10:35R.
10:37And another consonant.
10:39L.
10:41And another consonant.
10:43R.
10:45And a vowel.
10:47O.
10:49And a consonant, please.
10:51And a final X.
10:53And the clock starts now.
11:19MUSIC CONTINUES
11:25Maria. Six.
11:27A six. Mosin? Six.
11:29Yes.
11:31Roiler.
11:33And, Mosin?
11:35Uglier. Uglier, yeah.
11:37Why not? Good six.
11:39Just going to look up roiler.
11:41Um...
11:43Royal will be in, um...
11:45..to make a liquid muddy by disturbing the sediment.
11:48I'm not an agent now, I'm afraid, Maria.
11:50No roiler. Sorry.
11:52Bad luck. Bad luck.
11:54Pop's, um, Mosin, only one point behind you.
11:57Let's turn to, uh, Len and Susie.
11:59What do you reckon, Len?
12:01Well, Susie's come up with uglier.
12:03Funnily enough, she looked at me and then wrote it down, which...
12:07So not true.
12:09OK. And what's this word?
12:11Um, regulo is another six. I think that'd be a quite old-fashioned one.
12:14Oh, it's on a cooker, isn't it? On an oven, yes.
12:17So you set the oven to regulo seven, for example.
12:20Yeah. Not something I've ever done, my husband and I.
12:2330 plays 29.
12:25And, Mosin, numbers go.
12:27Can I have the bottom row, please?
12:29You can indeed. Six little ones.
12:31Thank you, Mosin.
12:33And for this challenge, we have ten.
12:36Another ten.
12:38Nine, six, one and two.
12:42And the target, 731.
12:45731.
13:16Mosin?
13:18730.
13:20One away, Maria?
13:22No, too far away.
13:24Too far. Down to you, Mosin.
13:26Six add two is eight.
13:28Six add two is eight.
13:30Multiply that by the nine.
13:3272.
13:34Add the one. 73.
13:36Multiply that by the ten.
13:38For one away, 730, yes.
13:40Close. Not quite there, though. Rachel, what do you reckon?
13:43Very close. If you say six plus two is eight,
13:46times nine is 72,
13:48times ten is 720,
13:51and you have the other ten and the spare one.
13:54Well done. Well done, Rachel.
13:58Mosin has sprung into a lead.
14:00Let's talk to Lan. Lan?
14:02I'm not exactly proud of this,
14:04but it was one of the very few times
14:07I was, like, the hero of the school.
14:10I was talking to my mate, Peter Dawson,
14:12and I said, I really don't want to go in this afternoon.
14:15He said, nor do I.
14:17I said, well, why don't we say we've got to go to the dentist?
14:21So out I wandered. Lovely.
14:24Now, old Peter Dawson had a bicycle which was in the bike rack,
14:28so I thought, well, while I wait for him,
14:30I'll get his bike and have a little cycle
14:33outside the back doors of the school along the street,
14:37which I was doing,
14:39waiting for old Dickie Dawson, we used to call him.
14:42No sign of Dickie, but a policeman came along.
14:46He took me back into the school to see the headmaster.
14:51Oh, dear.
14:52Headmaster said, why are you riding somebody else's bicycle?
14:56And whose bike is it? I said, Peter Dawson's.
14:59He said, does Dawson know?
15:01And I said, yes.
15:03They called for Dawson.
15:05The headmaster said, Dawson, where is your bicycle?
15:07He said, it's in the bike rack.
15:09He had lost his bottle and hadn't asked to come out.
15:13Headmaster had a wonderful term.
15:15He said, bring me my wand.
15:17And it was on a shelf. It was like a whippy cane.
15:21Oh, dear.
15:22And I got six for trying to get out of going to school.
15:26Then he gave me another six for nicking the bike,
15:30which was untrue, really.
15:32But anyway, I became the school hero,
15:36that I was the only kid who ever got 12 on the bottom.
15:41So I thought I'd relay that little story to you because,
15:44funnily enough, while I was getting ready to come out here,
15:48I was getting into my gorgeous outfit,
15:50and I happened to just notice my bottom,
15:52and there was still a couple of welts on there from when I was 13,
15:5660 years ago.
15:58Stop that.
15:59APPLAUSE
16:03Shall we move on? Yeah.
16:05Thank you very much. Good.
16:0630 plays 36. Motion on 36.
16:09Maria, now, what are you going to do about this?
16:11Try and catch up. Off we go.
16:13Could I start with a consonant, please, Rachel?
16:15Thank you, Maria. D.
16:17On a vowel?
16:18U.
16:20On a consonant?
16:22T.
16:23On a vowel?
16:24E.
16:25On a consonant?
16:27S.
16:28On a vowel?
16:30I.
16:32And a consonant?
16:34B.
16:35And a vowel?
16:38A.
16:39And a final consonant, please?
16:41And a final L.
16:43Stand by.
16:58MUSIC PLAYS
17:15Well, Maria?
17:16Seven.
17:17A seven, motion?
17:18A seven, not written down.
17:20What would that be, motion?
17:22Blasted?
17:23Yes.
17:24Maria?
17:25Dilute.
17:26Yeah.
17:27Absolutely fine.
17:28What else have we got over in the corner?
17:30Sublated.
17:31Very good.
17:32Yes. Sublated.
17:33It's a term from philosophy.
17:35To sublate is to absorb a smaller thing into a larger one.
17:39So it basically means to absorb, to be included in a larger whole.
17:48All right. Very good.
17:5037 to 43, motion.
17:52Let us go.
17:53Can I start with a vowel, please?
17:55Thank you, Mason.
17:57O.
17:58And another?
18:00I.
18:02Consonant, please?
18:04J.
18:06Vowel, please?
18:08E.
18:10Consonant?
18:12S.
18:14And another?
18:16N.
18:18And another?
18:20P.
18:22And one more?
18:24S.
18:26And a vowel, please?
18:28And lastly, I.
18:31Stand by.
18:55MUSIC STOPS
19:04Mason?
19:05Six.
19:06A six, Maria?
19:07Six.
19:09And?
19:10Spines.
19:11Yes.
19:13Any improvement in the corner?
19:15No.
19:16No, we've got...
19:18Is it poses?
19:19Poses, yes.
19:20Poses.
19:21I thought we were nine and now we've got poses.
19:26Look at this.
19:2749 to 43, Maria.
19:29Your numbers came.
19:31Could I have two large and four small, please?
19:33You can indeed, thank you, Maria.
19:35Two from the top and four little this time.
19:37And these four small ones are one, nine, seven, five,
19:42and the last two, 50 and 100.
19:45And the target, 923.
19:47Nine, two, three.
19:51MUSIC STOPS
19:54MUSIC CONTINUES
20:20Yes, Maria?
20:22918.
20:23918.
20:25Mason?
20:26920.
20:28Off we go.
20:29Nine times 100?
20:31900.
20:34Add the 50?
20:35950.
20:37Seven minus the one is the six?
20:40Seven minus one, six.
20:41Multiply that by five?
20:43Is 30.
20:44Take that away.
20:45Yeah, 923 away.
20:46Well done, well done.
20:48But 923, Rachel?
20:50Can we do it?
20:51You can indeed.
20:52If you say seven minus five is two plus one is three,
20:56and then 100 minus three for 97,
20:59times that by nine for 873,
21:02and add on the 50, 923.
21:05APPLAUSE
21:07Well done.
21:08As ever.
21:10As ever.
21:11So, motion 56 to Maria's 43.
21:14My word.
21:15Let's have a tea time teaser.
21:17It's listen, pal, and the clue.
21:19On some TV shows, he'll tell you what he thinks,
21:22whether you like it or not.
21:24On some TV shows, he'll tell you what he thinks,
21:27whether you like it or not.
21:44Welcome back. I left with the clue.
21:46On some TV shows, he'll tell you what he thinks,
21:49whether you like it or not.
21:50Who is this chap?
21:51It's a panellist.
21:53A panellist.
21:55So, 43 plays Mohsin's 56.
21:59It's your letters game, Mohsin.
22:01Consonant, please, Rachel.
22:03Thank you, Mohsin. R.
22:05And another?
22:07T.
22:09And a third?
22:11D.
22:12And a fourth, please?
22:14R.
22:15Vowel, please.
22:16E.
22:18And another?
22:19A.
22:21And another?
22:24E.
22:26A consonant?
22:28M.
22:29Finish with a vowel, please.
22:31And finish with A.
22:34Countdown.
22:45MUSIC PLAYS
23:07Yes, Mohsin?
23:08Seven.
23:09A seven, Maria?
23:10Seven.
23:11Mohsin?
23:12Dreamer.
23:13And?
23:14Are we all dreamers?
23:15No, yes, we're dreamers over here.
23:17Yes?
23:18Yeah.
23:2063-50, Maria.
23:21Letters.
23:22Can I start with a consonant, please, Rachel?
23:25Thank you, Maria. G.
23:27And a vowel?
23:29O.
23:30And another?
23:32U.
23:33And a third?
23:35I.
23:37And a consonant?
23:39N.
23:40And another consonant?
23:43T.
23:44And a vowel?
23:46E.
23:48And a final consonant, please?
23:51And a final D.
23:53Stand by.
23:55MUSIC PLAYS
24:14MUSIC STOPS
24:29Maria?
24:30Seven.
24:31A seven, Mohsin?
24:32Seven.
24:33Maria?
24:34Mounted.
24:35And?
24:36Look at this.
24:37Oh, I see.
24:39They're all so glued together.
24:42Susie's has got demoting for eight, which is excellent.
24:46Outing.
24:47Minted.
24:48Minted.
24:49That's my favourite word so far.
24:51Minted.
24:52Minted.
24:53Thank you for that.
24:54You're welcome.
24:55No.
24:5670-57.
24:57And then we turn to Susie.
24:59Oh, wonderful origins of words.
25:03Well, we turn to Christian Boston from Tadworth and Surrey,
25:06who emailed us and said that he's been reading Niall Ferguson's book
25:11The Ascent of Money,
25:13and it mentions the beginnings of the first ghetto in Venice,
25:18and he's asked me to explain a little bit more.
25:21It goes back, unfortunately, to the persecution of the Jews,
25:24which we are all too familiar with
25:26and which was far too common throughout Europe
25:28from the 12th century onwards, probably before,
25:31and at its heart lay the idea that the Jewish faith rejected Christ,
25:35et cetera.
25:36And awful, awful things have occurred throughout history.
25:40So in 1290, Edward I passed the Edict of Expulsion,
25:44which essentially banished all Jews from England,
25:47and that lasted throughout the Middle Ages
25:49until Oliver Cromwell permitted them to come back in in 1655,
25:53which is extraordinary.
25:55And similar persecution took place all across Europe,
25:59and the Jewish people were constantly in migration,
26:03but also they were segregated, sometimes quite terribly.
26:06And in 1516, an enclave for the segregation of Jews was established,
26:11and this was in central Venice,
26:13and this is in the district of Cannaregio.
26:16Cannaregio at that time housed a ghetto, G-E-T-T-O,
26:21which in Italian can mean either foundry
26:24or it can be a shortening of burghetto, which means a small suburb.
26:28But it became the designated Jewish quarters
26:31from the 16th to the 19th century,
26:33and it was here that the word acquired a whole new meaning,
26:36because essentially, again,
26:38there was a decree passed by the Venetian authorities
26:41that said that Jewish lenders and doctors and clothing merchants,
26:45they were allowed to go out sometimes
26:47and attend their commercial needs, if you like, by day,
26:50but at night, and particularly on Christian holidays,
26:53they were locked into this gated island of the Ghetto Nuovo,
26:57the new foundry.
26:59And these ghettos weren't allowed to spread,
27:02they basically built upwards,
27:04so the conditions were awful, cramped, etc.
27:07And after 1516, other ghettos started to be set up.
27:11So there was one in Rome, for example,
27:14which was established as a result of a papal bull,
27:17and once again, gates were set up and walls around these gates,
27:22and the Jewish people were made to pay for the walls,
27:25which may sound quite familiar in modern times.
27:28But whether ghetto meant little foundry or little suburb,
27:31it was thanks to Venice that we owe, if you like, the word ghetto today,
27:36and all the miserable aspects still linger on, really,
27:39attached to the word.
27:41Absolutely. Very good.
27:43APPLAUSE
27:4870 plays 57. Mosin in the lead.
27:52Mosin, you're back. Penultimate letters game.
27:55Can I have a consonant, please?
27:58Thank you, Mosin. R.
28:01And another?
28:03T.
28:05And a third?
28:07M.
28:09And a vowel, please?
28:11A.
28:13And another?
28:15I.
28:17A consonant?
28:19S.
28:21A vowel, please?
28:23A.
28:25One more?
28:27U.
28:29And finish with R.
28:31Stand by.
29:00MUSIC STOPS
29:03No, Mosin.
29:05Seven.
29:07A seven, Maria.
29:09Six.
29:10And your six?
29:11Autism.
29:12Autism. And?
29:13Traumas.
29:14Excellent. Well done.
29:16And traumas. Very good.
29:18APPLAUSE
29:20Well played, Mosin. Well played indeed.
29:23Over in the corner, Len and Susie.
29:25Those are the two words we've got. Autism and traumas.
29:28Well done to both of you.
29:29Thank you, Maria.
29:31Final letters game.
29:33Can I start with a consonant, please?
29:35Thank you, Maria. Z.
29:37And another?
29:39C.
29:40And a vowel?
29:42E.
29:44And a consonant?
29:46N.
29:47And a vowel?
29:49O.
29:50And another vowel?
29:52U.
29:53And a consonant?
29:55H.
29:57And a vowel?
29:59E.
30:01And a final consonant, please?
30:03And a final K.
30:05And the clock starts now.
30:28Yes, Mosin?
30:29Five.
30:30A five, and, Mosin?
30:32Five.
30:33Maria?
30:34Chunk.
30:35And?
30:36Ounce.
30:37Yes.
30:38Yeah. We've got fives, haven't we?
30:40We have.
30:41Cheek.
30:42Yes.
30:43Liberty.
30:44I like that. I love the word liberty.
30:46What a liberty.
30:48And...
30:49Five.
30:50Five.
30:51Five.
30:52Five.
30:53Five.
30:54Five.
30:55What a liberty.
30:56And what's this?
30:57Cousin?
30:58Cousin.
30:59Oh, cousin.
31:00Yes.
31:01Spelt slightly differently with the Z.
31:02It means to obtain by deception.
31:04Pretty old. 1500s, that one.
31:06Interesting.
31:0782 to 62, 20 points in it,
31:10and we turn now to Mosin for a numbers game.
31:13Final one.
31:14Can I have a six from all of your choice, Rachel?
31:16You can indeed. Thank you, Mosin.
31:18And this is Maria's last chance to stay in the game,
31:20but could still take this.
31:22Final numbers are...
31:23Eight.
31:24Four.
31:25Seven.
31:26Three.
31:27Another seven.
31:28And five.
31:30And the target...
31:31881.
31:33881.
31:55MUSIC STOPS
32:06Mosin?
32:07879.
32:08879.
32:10Maria?
32:11Too far away.
32:12Too far?
32:13Mosin, Shabir?
32:15Seven times three?
32:1721.
32:19Multiply that by the five?
32:21105.
32:24Add the four?
32:26109.
32:28Multiply that by the eight?
32:30872.
32:32Then add the final seven.
32:34And you have a seven left over for two away.
32:36Yep, well done.
32:37Well done indeed. Well done.
32:39But 881, Rachel, can you crack it?
32:41I can get you to one closer, 880, but this one's impossible.
32:45Well done. Thank you. Thank you.
32:48So, 89 to 62.
32:50Into the final round, chaps.
32:52Fingers on buzzers, let's roll today's Countdown Conundrum.
32:56MUSIC
33:23MUSIC STOPS
33:27Nope.
33:29Foxed here, foxed here.
33:31But in the audience, surely some will have a crack at this.
33:34Do I see any hands?
33:36This is a tricky one. Let's roll it and see.
33:39Is it that difficult? Let's see.
33:41Flagstone. Flagstone.
33:43Wow. So...
33:45Oh, Maria.
33:47Three great wins. Yeah, I had a great time.
33:50Back to New Ross in County Wexford,
33:52with not only a goodie bag but a much-prized and highly-valued teapot.
33:56Thank you so much for coming. Thanks very much.
33:58It's been a real pleasure having you. Thank you.
34:00A real pleasure having you.
34:01Now, Mohsin, that's good. We shall see you tomorrow, sir.
34:04Yeah, see you tomorrow.
34:06And Len too. Yeah, I'll be here.
34:09More great stories from Len and Susie.
34:11Yep, me too.
34:12Look forward to seeing you then. And Rachel, of course.
34:15Yeah, and Mohsin's flown all the way from Saudi Arabia just to be here.
34:18Exactly. It's brilliant. So congratulations on the teapot.
34:21All right. We'll see you tomorrow. See you tomorrow.
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