Dansegarderoben Episode 1 - Der er mange dejlige damer
Dansegarderoben Episode 1 - Der er mange dejlige damer
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00:00Where are those happy days, they seem so hard to find
00:27I tried to reach for you, but you have closed your mind
00:33Whatever happened to our love, I wish I understood
00:41It used to be so nice, it used to be so good
00:45It used to be so nice, it used to be so good
01:16Good morning, honey
01:24I just wanted to say that if I'm going to make it, I have to go now
01:31I'm so happy you let me try
01:33I don't think it's going to take that long before I'm back
01:37The craftsmen have arrived, he's already in the salon
01:40What about I take Rikke over to mom?
01:42Then you should think about that too
01:44How are you going to dance again?
01:46It's for our sake, honey
01:50So I can contribute a little, so it's not all up to you
01:55If I ever get it, I probably won't
02:03I don't even know if I can dance without you
02:09Should I comfort you a little?
02:14No
02:37It's not that
02:45Hi honey
02:53Come up to mom
02:59Is it bad?
03:00I can't say anything about that
03:02Maybe we'll have to break up the party
03:04Hold up
03:05Is your husband home?
03:06Yes, he's on his way
03:08Of course we understand if it's going to be a little expensive
03:11And it's going to take time
03:13We don't have to worry about that, it's fine
03:15Or...
03:23Couldn't I get them to give my husband a surprise in the high end?
03:28It's just that he was surprised
03:31Of course
03:32Thank you
03:33You're welcome
03:34Have a good day
03:38Bye
04:08Can't it run?
04:11There's nothing running
04:13The park is closed, honey
04:21Come on, honey
04:22Mom has to go to the reception
04:24Here's the food, and the juice
04:26You're kidding
04:27Padmarken and Vaftesen
04:29You need to focus
04:31Where can you find me?
04:33The Green Masters
04:34That's right
04:35And you can just sit in the tent if you're bored
04:47I'm not as pretty as the others
04:49You probably dance better
04:52You dance even better than me
04:54Then it's good that it's not me you're against
04:59Look who's coming
05:02I'm dying
05:04Can you feel how much my heart is beating?
05:07It's Prippen Cobbers
05:10And that's Anne-Marie, his wife
05:12Ladies!
05:13I'm getting dizzy from all this
05:17I wish I could look at you all, but I can't
05:20I'm sorry
05:21You can pray
05:27You look so ugly
05:31You're Diana
05:33Give me two minutes
05:35Thank you, I'll be right back
05:42Yes, that's what I'm talking about
05:45Hi
05:46Good evening
05:51Hi
05:52Mom, come in
05:54Okay, I'll be right back
06:02Hi and welcome
06:03Remember to fill in the form on the left
06:06Name, age, address and phone number and weight
06:09Come in
06:12Hi, Ulla-Berit
06:13Hi, Diana
06:15You look like the girl from the TV
06:17Puppet girl, Palle
06:19You look much older, don't you think?
06:22Come in, ladies
06:23Write your names on the list
06:25Get changed and get on stage
06:33Dirk looks good
06:35What if you work with him?
06:37He's the funniest
06:39I have a meeting with Dirk
06:41About what?
06:42I'll tell you later, but first I have to say welcome to the girls
06:46I need to know where we're meeting
06:49Do you want to take a walk in the woods?
06:52Do I have to look?
06:54No
06:55Yes
06:56No
06:57Joy, let go
06:58Stop
07:00Here we are again
07:02You haven't retired, have you?
07:06You won't get rid of me
07:08Do you need help?
07:10Diana can do it
07:12Hurry up
07:20Okay
07:21Hi
07:22Hi
07:40Wait
07:42I made it
07:43No, you didn't
07:44Come on
07:45First come, first served
07:47It was my mom who put me down
07:49My mom talks and talks and talks
07:51I can't take it
07:54You don't want to regret it
07:56Bible number 4 to EM
07:58I'm a competition dancer
08:00Okay
08:01Thank you
08:18Are you a dancer?
08:20Yes, I'm a dancer
08:22Stand in the back
08:44There are a lot of nice girls
08:46It looks good
08:47I have a meeting, let's go
08:51Well
08:55Welcome to Circus Revue
08:57Which this year is going to take over
09:00Or it'll be worse
09:02And we'll get drunk
09:04Girls, listen
09:05I'll have to withdraw
09:07And I promise
09:09It's not with my good will
09:11But the will doesn't write itself
09:14Have fun
09:18Good
09:19We're going to need 8 dancers
09:21And we're looking for charm
09:24Personality
09:26And of course technical skill
09:28You're going to learn a routine
09:30And it's basic jazz
09:32It shouldn't be hard
09:33But I'm going to ask you to keep up the pace
09:35Because we have with us
09:37Our own bandmaster Charlie
09:39On the piano
09:41Ladies
09:44We're going to sort out the rules
09:46If the others mess up
09:48It's a thank you for today
09:51So be careful
09:53Believe in me
09:55And remember to smile
09:58Yes, thank you
10:06And 5, 6, 7, 8
10:08Kickball change
10:10Twist, twist
10:13And point, and point
10:15Contraction, point
10:17Go forward, stretch
10:19And hip goes
10:23Kickball change
10:27Are you with me?
10:29You do it again, from the front
10:43Front, stretch
10:45Front, hip
10:48Group 1, everyone else to the sides
10:51It's about getting the job
10:53Group 1, go
11:06And smile
11:13Group 2, go
11:23Group 2, come
11:25Dance
11:42Dance
12:12Dance
12:30Group 1, get ready
12:325, 6, 7, 8
12:34Come on
12:36Come on
12:40You there, in
12:42Come forward, in
12:44In on the beat
12:46Yes, like that
12:52And it's a thank you for today
12:55Yes
12:57And 5, 6, 7, 8
13:01Joy, we have to go home now
13:06Miguel
13:22Smile
13:36Yes, thank you
13:38Ladies, you have 20 minutes to get some air
13:41After the break it's serious
13:49Marianne?
13:52Marianne?
13:54You? How tall are you?
13:57I don't know
13:59Tall enough
14:02Head-high, I think
14:04No, you'll see some babies
14:34Water
15:05No
15:09People are coming to see Dirk
15:12Without Dirk, there's no review
15:15The stock market says he has a trillion score
15:18Does he?
15:20No, but if he does
15:22I don't dare to think about it
15:25You can demand a clear answer
15:28I have a meeting with him now
15:30I had it 10 minutes ago
15:35Hi
15:37Hi, Moneypenny
15:41Hi, Moneypenny
15:44Are there any tickets?
15:46We've just started, but it'll explode soon
15:49As usual
15:51I'll say hi to Brim
15:53See you
15:56You have to get in while the adults are talking
15:59What can we do for you?
16:01Hop on the car, Moneypenny
16:03I'm still not the golden car
16:05We'll start filming again next year
16:10Is Jacob there?
16:12Yes, he runs around and plays on the hill
16:15He knows everyone out here
16:19But he can't disturb anyone
16:22He knows that
16:27I just want to talk
16:29Yes?
16:31If you close the door on your way out
16:34I was thinking you should talk to him
16:38Does he really think he can...
16:49Plaster?
16:53Thanks
16:55Wow
16:57My feet got bigger after I got my daughter
17:01Yes, mine too
17:03After I got my feet
17:06Your feet are exceptionally big
17:09It's exciting to see if you get the job when your feet are this big
17:14It's just a question of distraction
17:17No one wants to look at their feet if their breasts are in focus
17:25Excuse me, do you know how much you make here?
17:29Last year we made...
17:32I think it was 5.300
17:35Yes, it was 5.300 a month
17:39It'll probably be more this year
17:42Preben's texts and Dirk's talent
17:44And the money
17:485.300
17:51So your husband isn't interested?
17:54Yes, because we had an accident at my husband's salon
17:58A huge water damage
18:00So we need craftsmen for a hundred years
18:02So I'm just trying to help
18:04It's even gotten worse
18:06That you're helping with the economy
18:08Men love it
18:13If you want the job
18:16Preben is the one you should impress
18:19The breasts are in focus
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20:38You heard that, she doesn't fit
20:42Dirk
20:44And you have to be opportunity
20:47Sorry my bad
20:49It's my interview
20:51Well, that sounds exciting.
20:54How is the recording going?
20:57It's going well.
21:00– Should I be honest? – You don't know enough.
21:03– Then it's the best. – I know that well.
21:09And what do you do when you've reached the top?
21:12Can you answer me?
21:22Where the hell is she?
21:27– No one saw Dirk. – I'm driving today.
21:31Shut up, man.
21:34– I was in a hurry to get going. – Well, just a moment.
21:39Hello, Sortie.
21:43Littlefoot in the sky blue.
21:49For what?
21:52– For a luxury pen. – That was easy.
22:06All right, the break is over.
22:10Now you can change into your bikinis.
22:13And stand in a row behind me on the stage.
22:20– How did it go? – He didn't show up.
22:24– Well, then everything is as usual. – I'm afraid it isn't.
22:32Change quickly.
22:34And if you're shy, you'll end up in the wrong place.
22:49The striped bikini has a big belly and a big nose.
22:53– It's a boring combination. – Number two from the right has thicker ankles.
22:59– I like ladies' clothes, but not shoes. – Minus for him.
23:04The ballet girl is way too thin, but she's technically good.
23:09– She doesn't have any jazz schooling. – No, but she does what she's told.
23:15– We could use that. – If only she wasn't so skinny.
23:20– And Henny. – She's a real star.
23:23She's got a clear lead, as they say.
23:26– A striped bikini with a flat nose. – No, thank you.
23:35– Did we like Vibeke last year? – Yes, she's a good dancer.
23:42And the tall, dark one. I think she's good, but I doubt she can do it.
23:47– Isn't she your type, Preben? – Who are you talking about?
23:51– The tall, dark one. – The one with the orange flowers.
23:55No, she's good. She's a fresh girl.
23:58– You there. – What's her name?
24:01– Susie. – Susie, step forward so we can see you.
24:11– Woo-hoo! – Wow!
24:16– There you go. – Thank you.
24:21– The little one with the creative bikini. – Joy Madsen.
24:25– What do you think? – She's not tall.
24:28– No, but she's a really good dancer. – But didn't she say she wasn't tall?
24:34Now we see, Preben. And what about the redhead next to her, who looks like a horse?
24:39– What's her name? – Mimi.
24:41Do you think she looks like a young Ola Bjerte?
24:44– Do we need Ola Bjerte? – How old is she?
24:49Too old, if you ask me.
24:52We just have to remember that what people want to see –
24:56– is the neighbor's cute, a bit cheeky daughter, who only dances for you.
25:01It's not the neighbor's old, tired wife.
25:04She's fine. She's still sleeping on TV. We won't keep her.
25:08She gets one more year, and then it's the last one.
25:12– Was that it? Is it seven? – Yes.
25:15– What do you think? Are we in? – We're in.
25:20Yes. Vibeke!
25:25Henny!
25:28Mimi!
25:32Ã…sa!
25:35Joy!
25:39Ola Bjerte!
25:43And...
25:47Susie!
25:52And that was seven.
25:55Typical. You should have been the choreographer's daughter.
25:59– And that was eight. – Why do they need eight?
26:03– I could have chosen seven. – Congratulations!
26:06We'll see you in two weeks. And to all of you, thank you for today.
26:23– What happens in two weeks? – There's a rehearsal.
26:26– A rehearsal? – Yes.
26:28– And after the premiere, we play all summer. – All summer?
26:33– You don't know what you're doing! – Do you feel it?
26:37– Yes, I do. – And I saw a couple of extra shoes.
26:41– I had a pair of shoes in my bag. – No.
26:46Come on.
26:50I didn't buy any presents or dinner. It's our one-year anniversary.
26:54What if he's crazy about you?
26:57– He's crazy about you? – Yes.
27:02No, he can't keep his fingers from me. He's 45.
27:06– No. – And he's a stinker.
27:09– You have to take that with you. – Yes.
27:12And he has a red sports car and a son named Jakob at eight.
27:16– I don't want kids with the same age. – Me neither.
27:20No, we're going to be superstars. I remember.
27:38– Dad got a new girlfriend. – Really?
27:43– What's her name? – I don't remember. She smells.
27:47She smells? Well, okay.
27:50Is she an old lady with rotten teeth and pukkelrygge?
27:55No, she smells like perfume. And she's fat and cute.
28:00No.
28:15– There you are. Where the hell have you been? – You're so cute. You're bothering me.
28:20– I'm so nervous. Where have you been? – You don't know.
28:25– What are you doing? – I'm trying to guess.
28:30Come here.
28:37– Congratulations, honey. – Congratulations.
28:40Come on.
28:50– Where's Marianne? – I can't find her.
29:01– Hi. – Hi.
29:03– We're in here. – Where's Mom?
29:06That was a tough round.
29:14Well...
29:16Pitskits, honey. I don't know what you expected, but Robert isn't here.
29:21– What, honey? – Yes, he's not here.
29:25Him on a dance floor. I mean, he could dance, couldn't he?
29:30You couldn't see it. We all said, him, that guy, he could dance.
29:35I got the job.
29:53You want port wine? We'll make port wine for the coffee.
29:57We deserve port wine for the coffee. Come to Grandma.
30:01You helped me make the nisse today, didn't you?
30:04– What did we make? – I made momoké.
30:07Momoké, right? Because momoké is better than mamoké.
30:11Mom, can't we just sit outside?
30:17Thank you, God.
30:24Well, Rikke, do you think Mom can dance when she doesn't have Dad?
30:30Him on a dance floor. I mean, he could dance, couldn't he?
30:33Rikke, don't take two. You can't do that.
30:38– That was stupid. – Don't put cake in the kids' room.
30:42Put it there.
30:53Rikke, come on.
31:00You know what? You'll get it.
31:02With shoes.
31:07I also worked when you were little.
31:12I'm not you, Mom.
31:18So we have eight dancers. What do we need?
31:21Preservatives and earplugs.
31:24I know.
31:27We're missing Dirk.
31:31What are you doing?
31:34I'm taking him home early tomorrow.
31:37I'll put him to bed with breakfast, old Danish,
31:41and a brilliant text I'm writing tonight, hopefully.
31:45What do you think about the colors this year? The poster and the wallpaper?
31:49– I don't know what I'm thinking. – What do you think, Diana?
31:57– Will the magazine be green this year? – I don't know.
32:01It's funny, because I always know what I'm thinking.
32:04This, this, this, I can't stand.
32:09Boom. People know where they have me.
32:11If you want to be a dance captain, you can do whatever you want.
32:14I said I didn't want to.
32:16– Can I go? Uffe is waiting. – When is Hafnir waiting?
32:21He's going for a walk with Hafnir, hand in hand.
32:25– Uffe is the insurance... – The office assistant.
32:29No one knows what he's doing, because we're bored every time he talks about it.
32:34Diana, could you stop by Peter Lipp and get us some bread and butter?
32:40– I'd love that. – You know what I like.
32:45It's not always easy to be a good mother, Preben.
32:50A good mother...
32:54All the years I've smeared her ass and dried her food,
32:58or was it the other way around? I don't remember.
33:03A good mother?
33:08A good mother is fun.
33:10Well, not a good mother, but a good father.
33:14The husband has been left by his wife, and...
33:20She has left him, and he's left with two children,
33:26and three plates, and he's got a picture of a stag, and he can't do anything.
33:31He's peeling potatoes, and he does it with a cup.
33:35He can't peel potatoes, and he cooks them in the ashtray.
33:39It takes eight days to cook them, and the kids are starving.
33:43I've got a good idea. What did I say?
33:47A picture of a stag. My wife wouldn't let me.
34:10– Come in. – Hi, we're home.
34:13I've got an hour left, but Mrs. Møller has to be crazy.
34:18– No. – The little stag couldn't be yours.
34:22– How did it go? – It went well. I got it.
34:28– There you go. – It's my girl.
34:33She's a winner.
34:35Right?
34:37I didn't know, but there's a bottle of bubbler in the kitchen.
34:41How romantic!
34:43The only bubbler I get is the one he makes when he's in the bathtub.
34:53– Would you like a cup of coffee? – No, thank you.
34:56We'd rather have bubbler.
35:00– I'll go make dinner. – Okay, thanks.
35:05– Bubbler, right? – Yes, thanks.
35:16Aren't you bored of cooking for yourself?
35:19It's just for the summer. I think it's nice for you.
35:23I just have to get used to the thought.
35:27Good. But what else do you do?
35:58Oh!
36:02You have to be careful. Drink it all.
36:20I thought we'd talk about how nice it is to talk to little people.
36:28But we thought it would be nice to wait a bit.
36:31Just now with the job and everything.
36:34Yes, but we shouldn't wait too long.
36:47Wait, I didn't press it.
36:52Hi, Marianne. Hi.
36:56– Do you want some water? – No, thanks.
37:00– Where were you? I didn't see you. – At Arne's.
37:06More and more people left.
37:10I didn't have shoes or a bikini. I wasn't tall enough either.
37:14– But I was good enough, so I got it. – What?
37:17– I got it. They chose me. – But you weren't tall enough.
37:21During the break, I looked around and suddenly Dirk was standing there.
37:26– Talking to me. – I don't want to hear about it.
37:30Marianne, it's not my fault you were taken away.
37:33I can't make you feel better.
37:38Congratulations, Joy. You're the best.
37:41– King, let's go. – Hi, King.
37:44– Hi, boys. – Hi, Arne.
37:46– Hi, Marianne. – He's upset because he can't go out.
37:50I like the ball.
37:53– I want my sweater back. – What sweater?
37:56– The blue one. – I thought I got it.
37:59No, I borrowed it.
38:01I don't think we should borrow things from each other anymore.
38:05King, come here. Let's go.
38:16What is it?
38:20It's a diamond ring.
38:23No, I'm changing it.
38:27Thanks.
38:45What are you doing?
38:48It's just that...
38:52She's a bit too in love with you, isn't she?
38:56She commented on the place. It was a mess.
39:00It's hard to work in these conditions. Without water and everything.
39:04Your older, permanent customers just need hair. You don't need water.
39:08I don't think they want to spend an hour with you.
39:12Why are there so few?
39:14– We're short of blades. – Why so many?
39:18You know how expensive they are.
39:25I asked at the station what the salary was.
39:31It was 4,000 a month.
39:354,000. That's very good, isn't it?
39:38That's very good, isn't it?
39:41Then it'll all work out.
39:47– Do you want me to take the bubbles out? – Yes.
39:50If you think you deserve it.
39:56Do you think you deserve it?
40:02– I got the job. – Are you stupid or what?
40:05– What? – What?
40:07– I can't touch your pants. – I know you can't.
40:10You have to let me go. I want to know who the hell left the house.
40:14– The fridge door is open. – Did I do that?
40:17– Did I do that? – No, I'm sorry.
40:19– Don't you know that fire costs money? – Yes.
40:22You're stupid, aren't you?
40:24But what does our fire bill cost per month, Susie?
40:28– What does our fire bill cost per month? – I thought you'd be happy.
40:35I thought you'd be happy.
40:43Give me a minute.
40:48It'll only take a second.
40:52Sorry.
41:05I could torture that damned bitch
41:12I know I could
41:16I could live with her forever
41:23Right now
41:26I could smash the whole dining room
41:31But is it paid? No
41:35I could go and shout the whole week
41:42It's crazy
41:44You come home
41:46All worn out
41:48And you think you're on the right track
41:53What's the first thing you see on the kitchen table?
41:58A table with Dior
42:01Out with my mom
42:28Out with my mom
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