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00:00What up y'all we back again this is top things.
00:22That hat's probably just trying to decide if she's a Gryffindor or just really committed
00:26to pulling a rabbit out of it.
00:29You've been sorted into stupid house.
00:35Happy birthday dad.
00:42Happy birthday to you.
00:50Happy birthday to you.
00:59Throw the cards in the air when I count to three.
01:21Talk about a dramatic way to say I'm feeling a bit off.
01:25Now he's just floating with his feelings.
02:03Oh look at Alfred over here he doesn't he doesn't suspect a thing.
02:08When you dive into life expecting a deep experience but reality hits you with a shallow splash.
02:15Shab is that the best horns you've ever had?
02:29Yeah man it's just pretty fun.
02:43Yalla Habibi.
02:44Yalla Habibi.
02:45Oh look at the form.
02:46Mashallah.
02:47Mashallah.
02:48Oh perfect form.
02:49Subhanallah.
02:50Yalla Habibi.
02:51Yalla Habibi.
02:52What is this form y'all?
02:53Yalla.
02:54Shoo.
02:55Okay.
02:56Okay.
02:57Khalas.
02:58Khalas.
02:59Mashallah.
03:00When you drop a frog and end up witnessing the dog's private moment.
03:04Talk about hopping from one surprise to another.
03:06I found a frog.
03:08Oh.
03:09972.
03:10Alright come here I'm gonna show you how to do it.
03:23Holy.
03:24Uh.
03:25Okay settle down.
03:26I'm either gonna love this decision or I'm gonna highly regret it.
03:49When your horse decides it's time for a pit stop but forgot to send you the memo.
03:56Oh my bad.
03:59My bad.
04:02Oh Lisa look.
04:08I hope you have a good day, I'm feeling so good today, I still feel so good today, I'm
04:38feeling so good today, I still feel good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so
05:05good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good
05:30today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so
06:00good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I'm feeling so good today, I
06:30Oh
06:33okay good night... Okay good night. When life gives you a fake-fall, make sure to
06:42steal the noodles on the way down. Smooth criminal!
07:00I told you don't trip on that what's going on Frank maldita sea tu madre cabrón
07:21When you visit Iceland for the views but the wind has other plans next stop involuntary flying lessons
07:51a little less
08:01Devin what's going on certified racist pretty sweet
08:15I'm not sure when you're determined to enjoy that wine but the cork decides to
08:21take a swim cheers to unexpected flavor enhancements I'm sorry can you tell them
08:32what's supposed to be again mashed potatoes okay hey you have a girlfriend
08:48excuse me I mean it's like I just showed Jonathan my bag open it up that's it's
08:57like a garment bag that's like I don't get it no it's a zipper it looks like
09:03one of the pillow covers from homegirls when you slip it when you aim for the
09:13frying pan but end up starting a shrimp rebellion next time try a little less
09:17drama
09:20okay
09:35and a cappuccino a cappuccino a cappuccino
09:44When your speeches are so powerful they make you rethink your dinner choices, next time
10:07maybe hold off on the rally snacks.
10:27Would I have done it sober?
10:30No.
10:31Probably not.
10:33Do I regret it?
10:36No.
10:38Probably not.
10:41Can I do it again?
10:42Mhmm.
10:43Okay.
10:52Welcome to the Malcolm Theater.
10:54The moment of truth.
11:17Yeah this is awesome, this is so cool, this is going to be so much fun.
11:24Yep.
11:25I got a question.
11:26Yeah?
11:27Okay, listen.
11:28Rich or handsome?
11:29Rich.
11:30Rich or tall?
11:31Rich.
11:32Rich or small?
11:33Rich.
11:34Let me finish!
11:35Rich, rich, rich.
11:36Let me finish.
11:37Rich or famous?
11:38Rich.
11:39So why are you with me then?
11:40Rich.
11:41Rich.
11:42Rich.
11:43Rich.
11:44Rich.
11:45Rich.
11:46Rich.
11:47Rich.
11:48Rich.
11:49Rich.
11:50Rich.
11:51Rich.
11:52Rich.
11:53And why are you with me then?
11:56Because I'm stupid.
11:59Because I fell in love.
12:02When you're trying to showcase your new shoes but end up auditioning for a stunt double
12:07role, fashion over function, right?
12:11I'm literally dying in this video.
12:20I guess you can say I'm never gonna be like MJ
12:23Because damn
12:25That shit humbled me so quick
12:27You have to be patient
12:29You have to be patient
12:30But
12:31Yes, look
12:32Look, yes
12:335 minutes, 5 minutes
12:34Just 5 minutes
12:45I swear to God, I'm playing with another robot
12:50Ha ha ha ha
12:53Eeeeee
12:55Eee, no, no, no
12:56Ha ha ha ha
13:01This must be his most unluckiest day
13:13So, I was in absolutely dire need of a haircut, yeah?
13:17So, understandably, I go get a haircut
13:19But as someone with a receding hairline
13:22I said to him
13:24Don't touch the top
13:25I like to leave it long
13:26So it covers it
13:28You know what I mean?
13:29The haircut was going great
13:30Conversation was flowing
13:31Sometimes I really don't like when my barber starts talking to me
13:34But this guy's sound
13:35So, here's, here's the reveal
13:46Oh my God
13:47Ha ha ha
13:49Ha ha ha
13:54Ha ha ha ha
13:58Oh my God
13:59Why did I jump?
14:03Oh my God
14:06Ha ha ha
14:09When your wheel decides it's time to try a new lane
14:12Just hope it's not looking for a promotion to traffic cop
14:15Oh my God
14:19Oh my God
14:22Wiggle and have some strength
14:24Oh, yeah, yeah, okay
14:25And do like one big
14:32Maybe
14:33Oh, shit
14:34Maybe
14:35Ha ha ha
14:36Oh my God
14:38Ha ha ha
14:40You almost
14:42Ha ha ha
14:45You almost
14:52Ha ha ha
14:54Ha ha ha
15:15Oh
15:24This trend is getting more and more hilarious
15:26I never want to be in the shoes of the last guy
15:29It's so embarrassing
15:31Give me my money
15:33Give me my money
15:35Give me my money
15:37Ha ha ha
15:40He's pissed
15:41How'd it go?
15:43This bride wants a hundred cake jars
15:47And the reception's outdoors
15:49Can you skip to the end of the story?
15:53I can skip to the end of your life
15:55I wasn't even there
15:56I was talking for three seconds
15:57Yeah, but what was the end of the story?
15:59The end of the story is
16:01It's a really good thing you're impossible to underestimate
16:03What the hell is wrong with you?
16:05Yo, we just got to the mall
16:06About to take my bitch shopping
16:09Look at you
16:11Who the f*** is calling a bitch?
16:13You
16:15Watch your f***ing mouth
16:17Watch your f***ing mouth
16:19When you aim for bullseye
16:21But end up finding a new place to hang the dartboard
16:23Nice try, Picasso
16:39When the slide was fun
16:41But now the pool is holding you hostage
16:43Somebody throw her a floaty
16:45Or a snack
16:47When the slide was fun but now the pool is holding you hostage.
17:00Maybe throw her a floaty or a snack.
17:53Like what you see?
18:13You're gonna love what we have next.
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18:19again on the next one.