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00:01:14This is the small manufacturing town of Bursley,
00:01:17famous for its bifurcated trivets.
00:01:20Bursley lies on the wide rolling banks of the River Stour.
00:01:24Symbolizing the spirit of modern England,
00:01:27its burghers have nevertheless carefully retained
00:01:29the medieval atmosphere of the town's historical past.
00:01:34Who preserved the Elizabethan character of the lovely old High Street?
00:01:38Why, the burghers.
00:01:40But it is with the young burghers of Bursley,
00:01:42if we may call them that, that the future lies.
00:01:46Theirs is the heritage of honest toil.
00:01:49There's the stirring voice of the Britain of today.
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00:02:47Oh!
00:02:50Take it easy, eh? Take it easy.
00:02:52I've got to catch up with my lover.
00:03:00Well, how was it?
00:03:02Heard worse.
00:03:04Yeah, well, let me tell you, that's not what they said at the recording.
00:03:06They said I was great. I was going places.
00:03:09You should know, of course.
00:03:11What's the matter with you?
00:03:12Don't you want me to make the big time?
00:03:14I want you to be yourself, not a cheap imitation of Tommy Steele.
00:03:18If you could only hear the way people talk about you in the town.
00:03:21You mean the squares?
00:03:22Let them talk. I should worry.
00:03:24They'll soon change their tune when I'm up there, on the top.
00:03:26Get out of here, buddy. Get some fresh air, hmm?
00:03:29Fresh air? What for?
00:03:30I don't know. So we can talk.
00:03:32All we ever seem to do in this place is row.
00:03:34Oh, I don't know. The gang sort of expects me to stick around, like...
00:03:36You know, I promised.
00:03:37The gang, the gang.
00:03:39Are they more important to you than I am?
00:03:41Look, Sue, I've got to think of my career, see?
00:03:44These kids, they're my future fans.
00:03:47If they think I'm tired, exclusive-like, I'll lose them.
00:03:51All right.
00:03:53You stay here with your fans.
00:03:55Sue, you know you're my girl. What's all the fuss?
00:03:58Are you coming?
00:04:00Okay, okay.
00:04:01Oh, don't go!
00:04:02Sue!
00:04:04Some other time, huh?
00:04:05We haven't had our session yet.
00:04:08Oh, let him go. He's just a square.
00:04:10He's not!
00:04:11He's not!
00:04:12Come on!
00:04:13Just one more, then.
00:04:14He's a nerd.
00:04:31Is it true what they say about Cossacks?
00:04:33What do they say about them?
00:04:35They have a way with the women.
00:04:39Silence for the chair!
00:04:41All right, everybody.
00:04:42Now, drink up and hold your gap for a minute or two.
00:04:46Now, you all know why we're here.
00:04:48Two distinguished Russian visitors are coming to see you.
00:04:51They're coming to see you.
00:04:52I see.
00:04:53I see.
00:04:54I see.
00:04:55I see.
00:04:56I see.
00:04:57I see.
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00:04:59I see.
00:05:00Two distinguished Russian visitors are coming to live amongst us for a few days.
00:05:03God help them.
00:05:05Now, so many of our members have volunteered to put them up
00:05:08that we're having to draw for the privilege.
00:05:10Now, the first name out of the drum
00:05:12becomes host to our visitors
00:05:14and the best of luck to them.
00:05:20Order, order.
00:05:21Now, in order that there shall be no cheating,
00:05:24I've asked for the draw to be made by
00:05:26Miss Gloria Stockwell.
00:05:30Hooray!
00:05:33Bursley's own beauty queen,
00:05:35runner-up for Miss Detergent 1958
00:05:38and top model at the co-op.
00:05:40Give the lady a big hand.
00:05:43Hooray!
00:05:52Order, order.
00:05:53Oh, no, no, let's have a bit of a shake.
00:05:57Miss Stockwell,
00:05:58would you please draw the lucky ticket?
00:06:02Would you read the name out, please, miss?
00:06:04Mr and Mrs Grimshaw
00:06:06of 17 Tollgate Avenue.
00:06:09Lillian Albert.
00:06:11Hooray!
00:06:14Hooray!
00:06:15Hooray!
00:06:16Hooray!
00:06:17Hooray!
00:06:28Oh, Lill,
00:06:29I knew I'd find you here.
00:06:30Oh, you did, did you?
00:06:32Well, if Albert wasn't using my copper
00:06:33for his cowslip wine,
00:06:34you wouldn't find me here.
00:06:35Never mind about that.
00:06:37You've won.
00:06:38Won what?
00:06:39The draw.
00:06:40How much?
00:06:41How much?
00:06:42What do you mean?
00:06:43How much?
00:06:44You've won the Blooming Russians.
00:06:45Doris Holmes,
00:06:46what on earth are you talking about?
00:06:47Oh, look,
00:06:48this draw down at the club
00:06:49as to who's taking in
00:06:50these Russians as lodgers.
00:06:52Oh, no.
00:06:53Oh, yes.
00:06:55Oh, we've gone in for two.
00:06:58Oh, we've gone in
00:06:59for dozens of sweepstakes
00:07:00we would have to win this one.
00:07:01All in the look of the draw.
00:07:03Does Albert know about this?
00:07:05I don't know.
00:07:06He wasn't at the club.
00:07:07Oh, there'll be murder
00:07:08when he finds out.
00:07:09Ever since the Dynamos beat us,
00:07:10he's had no time for Russians.
00:07:12It's too high.
00:07:14If we have a win,
00:07:15it'll blow the chimney over.
00:07:17Who's doing this job,
00:07:18you or me?
00:07:19I was only saying it's too high.
00:07:22If we have a gain,
00:07:23it'll blow the chimney over.
00:07:25Oh, shut up
00:07:26and let a man get on
00:07:27with his work, will you?
00:07:28I was only saying
00:07:29it's too high.
00:07:30Yeah.
00:07:31Get a hold of this,
00:07:32will you?
00:07:33And keep it away
00:07:34from the power line.
00:07:35Are you sure
00:07:36you switched off?
00:07:37Of course I did.
00:07:39Look.
00:07:46Oh, no.
00:07:47It couldn't have been
00:07:48switched off.
00:07:49You trot.
00:07:53I've given myself
00:07:54a forkly one now, too.
00:07:56Wait till Lily
00:07:57sees her polyanthus.
00:07:58What are they doing?
00:08:05Better be getting back
00:08:06to the bus, Bert.
00:08:07You better.
00:08:08Albert,
00:08:09you've ruined my polyanthus.
00:08:11Your polyanthus?
00:08:12I think I've ruined mine.
00:08:14Never mind about that now.
00:08:15We've got to get the house ready.
00:08:17What's she babbling about?
00:08:18Ready for what?
00:08:19Go on, tell him, Lil.
00:08:20Those foreigners.
00:08:21We've won.
00:08:22They're coming here to stay.
00:08:24Where are they from?
00:08:25Russia.
00:08:26I'm having no Bolsheviks
00:08:27in this house
00:08:28and that's flat.
00:08:29Albert Grimshaw,
00:08:30we've won them.
00:08:31It's all arranged.
00:08:32We can't go back on that.
00:08:34Do you know what?
00:08:35We're having Russians
00:08:36in this house.
00:08:39Oh, come on.
00:08:40We've had our ten minutes.
00:08:41Go on.
00:08:55Albert,
00:08:56the super wants to see
00:08:57the pair of you
00:08:58before you clock off.
00:08:59What, both of us?
00:09:00Hey, well,
00:09:01the super wants to see.
00:09:02Come on, little lass.
00:09:03That's right.
00:09:04Not to worry.
00:09:05Seems to be in a good humour
00:09:06about something.
00:09:14Come in.
00:09:17Here.
00:09:21You wanted to see me?
00:09:22Yes.
00:09:23You wanted to see us, sir?
00:09:24Oh, yes.
00:09:25You're Grimshaw, I take it?
00:09:26Yes, I'm Albert Grimshaw.
00:09:27This is my driver,
00:09:28Wilf Holmes.
00:09:29Oh, come in then.
00:09:53It's the funniest joke
00:09:54I've heard in years.
00:09:58Out of a population
00:09:59of 85,000,
00:10:00they had to pick on him.
00:10:04I reckon
00:10:05the Americans
00:10:06must have had something
00:10:07to do with it then.
00:10:08Albert will give him
00:10:09as good a time as anybody.
00:10:10That's what I think.
00:10:11That's why
00:10:12I brought you here.
00:10:13I want you
00:10:14to take our friends
00:10:15and show them
00:10:16all over the town.
00:10:17Make a good impression on them.
00:10:18Show them everything.
00:10:19New municipal baths,
00:10:20such as this one.
00:10:21New municipal baths,
00:10:22St. Stephen's Church,
00:10:24the old ruins.
00:10:25Show them
00:10:26everything of interest.
00:10:27I don't mean
00:10:28a poop crawl either.
00:10:29Oh, no, sir.
00:10:30All right then.
00:10:31I'll be off with you.
00:10:32Thank you, sir.
00:10:34You know,
00:10:35I can guess
00:10:36what made the super laugh.
00:10:37You're cleverer than I am.
00:10:38You see,
00:10:39as you'd won the Russians,
00:10:40he knew there was
00:10:41no danger of them
00:10:42becoming friends with us.
00:10:43I don't like that, Wilf.
00:10:44But suppose
00:10:45we were to become friends.
00:10:46Think of it.
00:10:47Well?
00:10:48No rockets,
00:10:49no rearmament,
00:10:50no national service,
00:10:51hundreds of generals
00:10:52and admirals
00:10:53out of work,
00:10:54millions of unemployed,
00:10:55economic disaster.
00:10:57I'll tell you,
00:10:58we can't afford peace.
00:10:59I never thought of that.
00:11:00I think you've got
00:11:01something there,
00:11:02you know, Wilf.
00:11:03That's why the super laughed.
00:11:04He knew we were safe.
00:11:05Hello, Pop.
00:11:06Hello, love.
00:11:07Where you off to?
00:11:08Just going to have a coffee.
00:11:09Oh,
00:11:10with that rock and roll disaster,
00:11:11I suppose,
00:11:12that fish will wash out.
00:11:13Oh, Pop,
00:11:14don't you start.
00:11:15Well,
00:11:16if your mother said that,
00:11:17she's talking sense for once.
00:11:18She was that.
00:11:19For example.
00:11:20What, Mr. Holmes?
00:11:21Marry some nice,
00:11:22solid working lad.
00:11:23With a good,
00:11:24regular job.
00:11:25And his feet
00:11:26firmly on the ground.
00:11:27None of that
00:11:28highfalutin nonsense.
00:11:29Just downright sensible.
00:11:31A bit dull, perhaps.
00:11:32Aye.
00:11:33But one will do
00:11:34what he's told.
00:11:35Knuckle under,
00:11:36you know.
00:11:37Oh,
00:11:38I know the sort you mean.
00:11:39Like my mother married.
00:11:42Aye,
00:11:43wait a minute.
00:11:44Once again,
00:11:45we're at
00:11:46London airport
00:11:47to welcome
00:11:48today's VIPs.
00:11:49That aircraft
00:11:50has just come in
00:11:51from Moscow
00:11:52and brings
00:11:53probably today's
00:11:54most interesting visitors.
00:11:55They're a group
00:11:56of Russian
00:11:57social workers,
00:11:58a study group,
00:11:59who've come here
00:12:00to conduct
00:12:01a rather interesting
00:12:02experiment.
00:12:03In order to get
00:12:04to know us better,
00:12:05they'll be staying
00:12:06not in hotels,
00:12:07but in the homes
00:12:08of typical
00:12:09working class families.
00:12:10They'll be scattering
00:12:11soon to
00:12:12some of our big cities
00:12:13as guests
00:12:14of the man
00:12:15in the street,
00:12:16the worker.
00:12:17Now they're
00:12:18approaching us,
00:12:19so shall we
00:12:20go and welcome them?
00:12:24I can't help
00:12:25wondering what
00:12:26the first impressions
00:12:27of these gentlemen
00:12:28will be of this country.
00:12:29Welcome to Britain, sir.
00:12:30You're looking
00:12:31forward to your visit here?
00:12:32We are very glad
00:12:33to be here in Britain,
00:12:34where with peace
00:12:35in our hearts
00:12:36we hope to meet
00:12:37our fellow workers.
00:12:38What do you expect
00:12:39to learn
00:12:40when you'll stay here?
00:12:41We are very glad
00:12:42to be here in Britain,
00:12:43where with peace
00:12:44in our hearts...
00:12:45Yes, I'm sure,
00:12:46but will you be visiting
00:12:47our mines
00:12:48and our factories,
00:12:49madam?
00:12:50We are very glad
00:12:51to be here in Britain,
00:12:52where with peace
00:12:53in our hearts...
00:12:54Thank you very much.
00:12:55What town will you
00:12:56be staying in, sir?
00:12:57We are glad
00:12:58to be in Britain,
00:12:59where with peace
00:13:00in our hearts...
00:13:01Petrovich will stay
00:13:02in the town
00:13:03of Berthe-on-des-Terres.
00:13:04Thank you very much.
00:13:05And why should I
00:13:06change the sheets
00:13:07on our bed?
00:13:08For the Russians,
00:13:09of course.
00:13:10You're not putting
00:13:11me to sleep.
00:13:12Where are we
00:13:13going to sleep?
00:13:14Well, I'm going
00:13:15to make a bed
00:13:16up in here
00:13:17on the sofa
00:13:18and you can
00:13:19have the bath.
00:13:20I can have the what?
00:13:21You can have the bath.
00:13:22It won't be so bad
00:13:23if you put a mattress
00:13:24down.
00:13:25Mind you,
00:13:26you'll have to sleep
00:13:27with your feet
00:13:28to the bottom
00:13:29because the cold
00:13:30tap leaks.
00:13:31How am I going
00:13:32to sleep
00:13:33in the bath
00:13:34with water
00:13:35trickling down
00:13:36here all night?
00:13:37You'll get used
00:13:38to it.
00:13:39I'll get pneumonia.
00:13:40Can I have
00:13:41a welcome sign
00:13:42or something
00:13:43to make them
00:13:44feel more at home?
00:13:45Oh, fine.
00:13:46Make me a hippocrite.
00:13:47Well, I've got
00:13:48to go and do
00:13:49some shopping.
00:13:50They're bound
00:13:51to be hungry
00:13:52coming all away
00:13:53from Russia
00:13:54and I wonder
00:13:55what they eat.
00:13:56Sausage and mash
00:13:57or tripe and onions
00:13:58or a...
00:13:59I wonder
00:14:00should I get
00:14:01some fish and chips?
00:14:02What do you think, Albert?
00:14:03Albert,
00:14:04I'm talking to you.
00:14:05Eh?
00:14:06I said,
00:14:07what do you think?
00:14:08I think I'll bang
00:14:09you for once and for all
00:14:10you'll sleep
00:14:11in the bath.
00:14:12Well, you'd better
00:14:13block up the drain
00:14:14otherwise I might
00:14:15slip down the plughole.
00:14:18Albert?
00:14:19Yes?
00:14:20Have a look
00:14:21in the sideboard
00:14:22and see if we've still
00:14:23got that old
00:14:24Russian record.
00:14:25What for?
00:14:26So that we can
00:14:27put it on
00:14:28when they come in.
00:14:29I think it's
00:14:30still here somewhere.
00:14:31Here you are,
00:14:32the Volga Boatman.
00:14:33Yeah, that's it.
00:14:34Yeah, well,
00:14:35I mean,
00:14:36that's hardly
00:14:37a song of welcome.
00:14:38Is it because
00:14:39the sun's in the sunset?
00:14:40No.
00:14:41Here, look,
00:14:42I found this for you to wear.
00:14:43It'll make them
00:14:44feel more at home.
00:14:45What is it?
00:14:46It's Grandma's
00:14:47old tea cosy.
00:14:48Smells like
00:14:49Grandma's old mothballs.
00:14:50I can't wear that.
00:14:51They'll know
00:14:52it's a tea cosy.
00:14:53They'll never
00:14:54know the difference.
00:14:55What's good enough
00:14:56for Mr. Macmillan
00:14:57is good enough
00:14:58for you.
00:14:59I feel
00:15:00a proper nana.
00:15:01They're here.
00:15:02Already?
00:15:03They must have
00:15:04come on the Sputnik.
00:15:05Oh, put your tie on
00:15:06and if you've got
00:15:07anything to say to us,
00:15:08you go and let them in.
00:15:09I'll get all the arrangements
00:15:10done this end.
00:15:15Greetings
00:15:16and welcome
00:15:17to our humble home.
00:15:19Well, thanks very much, Bert.
00:15:21What the hell
00:15:22are you doing here?
00:15:24What are you wearing
00:15:25that tea cosy for?
00:15:26Hide the hole
00:15:27in me head.
00:15:28What's this you got here?
00:15:29Oh, I thought
00:15:30it might be helpful.
00:15:31I found a book
00:15:32about Russia
00:15:33telling how they
00:15:34like to eat
00:15:35and I brought
00:15:36and a sickle.
00:15:37Why can't they
00:15:38use a knife and fork?
00:15:39No, no.
00:15:40It is their
00:15:41national emblem
00:15:42they don't eat with them.
00:15:43Oh.
00:15:44Listen to this.
00:15:45It says
00:15:46in Russia
00:15:48they drink tea
00:15:49out of a samovar.
00:15:50Not here they don't.
00:15:51They drink like
00:15:52respectable people.
00:15:53Out of a saucer?
00:15:54No, no.
00:15:55It says a samovar
00:15:56is a beautiful
00:15:57ornate silver receptacle
00:15:59heated by a fire
00:16:00underneath.
00:16:01Oh, they've got
00:16:02one of those
00:16:03in the refreshment room
00:16:04at the station.
00:16:05Well, that's
00:16:06no help to us.
00:16:07If you want to be
00:16:08really useful
00:16:09you can help Albert
00:16:10change the beds.
00:16:11I've got to go
00:16:12and do a bit of shopping.
00:16:13Well, don't forget
00:16:14to get some caviar.
00:16:15Some what?
00:16:16Caviar.
00:16:17It says it is
00:16:18their favourite food.
00:16:19What is it?
00:16:20It is the roe
00:16:21of the virgin sturgeon.
00:16:22Don't be filthy.
00:16:23In front of the wife, too.
00:16:24Well, that's
00:16:25what it says here.
00:16:26Well, never mind
00:16:27what it says there.
00:16:28It says here
00:16:29they'll have
00:16:30cod's roe
00:16:31and like it.
00:16:32What did they say
00:16:33that was?
00:16:34Virgin sturgeon.
00:16:36Any pictures?
00:16:44Goes like a bomb,
00:16:45Sebastian.
00:16:46Ah, she doesn't know.
00:16:47Makes you feel
00:16:48a bit hungry though.
00:16:49I'll tell you what,
00:16:50let's go somewhere
00:16:51and have a cup of tea.
00:16:52Sebastian?
00:16:53What?
00:16:54Would you consider
00:16:55yourself a good,
00:16:56steady,
00:16:57reliable chap?
00:16:58Ah, I think so.
00:16:59Sort of chap
00:17:00a girl's folks
00:17:01would welcome
00:17:02with open arms
00:17:03I suppose I would.
00:17:04Well, then come home
00:17:05and have tea with us.
00:17:06Meet Mum and Dad.
00:17:07Yeah, all right.
00:17:08Hey, I'm not ready
00:17:09to get married
00:17:10for years yet, Susan.
00:17:11I haven't even finished
00:17:12paying for this.
00:17:13Don't get scared, Sebastian.
00:17:14I'm not serious.
00:17:15But they needn't know
00:17:16that, need they?
00:17:17And you'll get a good tea,
00:17:18I promise you.
00:17:19Yeah, that's all right then.
00:17:20Come on.
00:17:33Sleeping, eh, me?
00:17:34Oh, I'm giving that up.
00:17:35I'm going on strike.
00:17:37I should say
00:17:38a little less sugar
00:17:39and a little more yeast.
00:17:41Are you telling me
00:17:42how to make cowslip wine,
00:17:43you great big fat barrel of lard?
00:17:47Good heavens.
00:17:48They're here
00:17:49and Lily's still out shopping.
00:17:50Oh, Lois.
00:17:51Isn't anyone
00:17:52going to answer the door?
00:17:53Yes, you are.
00:17:54Oh, be careful, Bert.
00:17:55Look at this.
00:18:02Greetings and welcome.
00:18:06I want to see Dad's reaction.
00:18:08Go on.
00:18:10Greetings and welcome
00:18:11to our humble home.
00:18:13What's ours is yours.
00:18:14Switch that off.
00:18:19Well, if the other one
00:18:20looks like this,
00:18:21we're not having him.
00:18:22Shh, be quiet, Bert.
00:18:23What's the Russian for go home?
00:18:24Well, perhaps he's hungry.
00:18:25It's a long journey from Russia.
00:18:27Did you come over the steppes?
00:18:29Aye, I did,
00:18:30and I fell over a bit dropping.
00:18:32A Russian from Bolton?
00:18:34Relax, Dad.
00:18:35It's only my new boyfriend,
00:18:36Sebastian.
00:18:37Sir who?
00:18:38Sebastian.
00:18:40Make yourself at home, Sebastian.
00:18:42I should be careful
00:18:43about letting your Sue
00:18:44go out with him.
00:18:45You never know
00:18:46what might happen.
00:18:47I think it's already happened.
00:18:48What's your name, son?
00:18:49I'm Green.
00:18:50What, that's it?
00:18:52Is it Sebastian Green?
00:18:54That's my name.
00:18:56I'm proud of that.
00:19:01You don't think
00:19:02he's working up to her fit,
00:19:03do you?
00:19:04Now, that's no way
00:19:05to treat my future husband, Dad.
00:19:06What future husband?
00:19:07You've got the advice
00:19:08you gave me.
00:19:09Get someone solid and steady.
00:19:11His feet planted
00:19:12firmly on the ground.
00:19:14Not too intelligent.
00:19:15Same type
00:19:16as mother married.
00:19:17Well, that's it.
00:19:19Well, Sebastian,
00:19:20let me tell you
00:19:21I'm Sue's father.
00:19:25Arise, Sebastian.
00:19:27Now, these are our good
00:19:28friends and neighbours,
00:19:29Mr. and Mrs. Holmes.
00:19:31That's Mrs. Holmes
00:19:32with the long hair.
00:19:34How do you do?
00:19:35Nicely, thank you.
00:19:37So, you're Susan's
00:19:38intended, are you?
00:19:40Whatever have you
00:19:41been up to, Sue?
00:19:42He's just a bit shy,
00:19:43that's all.
00:19:44Here.
00:19:45Are you doing
00:19:46anything bonfire night?
00:19:47No.
00:19:48Book it.
00:19:49We'll need you.
00:19:50How about taking
00:19:51me to the picture, Sebastian?
00:19:52I've not finished
00:19:53my tea yet.
00:19:54I think we'll have to go
00:19:55because they've got to
00:19:56get the place cleaned up.
00:19:57Well, is there anything
00:19:58I can do to help?
00:19:59No, I shouldn't think so.
00:20:00Oh, wait a minute.
00:20:01Here.
00:20:02Now, look.
00:20:03Could you write a nice
00:20:04message of welcome
00:20:05for the Russians
00:20:06on this paper
00:20:07and pin it up
00:20:08by the fireplace?
00:20:09Yeah.
00:20:10You can do that?
00:20:11Yeah.
00:20:12Our Aunt Mistress
00:20:13always said
00:20:15it's one of her best droys.
00:20:16One of her best what?
00:20:18Her best droys.
00:20:20Have a drop of this
00:20:21in your tea.
00:20:23It'll cool you down.
00:20:24Come on, Will.
00:20:26Well, if you don't do that,
00:20:27I may as well go
00:20:28and freshen up.
00:20:29All right.
00:20:30Nummy, what a day I've had.
00:20:31First of all,
00:20:32I'm told I've got to
00:20:33sleep in a bath.
00:20:34And then that Sebastian.
00:20:35Hello, this has
00:20:36gone flat.
00:20:37I'll boil it up again,
00:20:38double strength.
00:20:39I told you it wanted
00:20:40a little less sugar.
00:20:41A little more yeast.
00:20:42A little less sugar.
00:20:43A little more yeast.
00:20:44A little more yeast.
00:20:52I wish this train
00:20:53would be quickly.
00:20:54I'm hungry.
00:20:55Their trains are owned
00:20:56by the state, comrade.
00:20:57Therefore,
00:20:58beyond criticism.
00:21:04Comrade, you forget?
00:21:06Our instructions
00:21:07were not to talk Russian.
00:21:09The English might
00:21:10be suspicious at one.
00:21:11They would think
00:21:12we are saying
00:21:13something bad about them.
00:21:24Come on, George.
00:21:26We've one double job.
00:21:28They've not come yet.
00:21:29I reckon that train
00:21:30must be late.
00:21:31The English working classes
00:21:33are generally speaking
00:21:35hard working.
00:21:36How can they be
00:21:37hard working
00:21:38if they are generally speaking?
00:21:39No, it doesn't say.
00:21:40They are generally speaking
00:21:41hard working,
00:21:43sober
00:21:44and most hospitable.
00:21:46There is always
00:21:47a welcome
00:21:48for the friendly stranger
00:21:49in their midst.
00:21:51Bourgeois propaganda.
00:21:53You would leave me
00:21:54to get double work.
00:22:00Listen, the train.
00:22:01Hurry up, come on.
00:22:10You must be our Russians.
00:22:12Welcome to Bursley.
00:22:15Gorenjkova, Olga.
00:22:17We are very glad
00:22:18to be here in England.
00:22:20With peace in our hearts.
00:22:21Oh, yes.
00:22:22Well, now,
00:22:23these are my friends,
00:22:24Bill and Alfie.
00:22:26Gorenjkova, Olga.
00:22:27Yes.
00:22:28Mr. Previch.
00:22:29Gorenjkova, Olga.
00:22:30Previch.
00:22:31Yes.
00:22:33Well,
00:22:34will you come this way, please?
00:22:35I'll take you to
00:22:36Mr. and Mrs. Grimshaw.
00:22:38Mr. Grimshaw.
00:22:57Smells good, Lil.
00:22:58Yes, it's nearly ready.
00:23:01They're here.
00:23:02Quick, put the record on.
00:23:04Now, don't be nervous.
00:23:05Speak up.
00:23:08Mr. and Mrs. Grimshaw,
00:23:09this is what you've won
00:23:10in the raffle.
00:23:11I'll go and get the bags.
00:23:12Good night.
00:23:13Previch.
00:23:14Nikita.
00:23:15How do you do?
00:23:16Good night.
00:23:17Sorry, you can't stop.
00:23:20Where's your mate?
00:23:23Good evening.
00:23:26Good evening.
00:23:27This one's brought his wife?
00:23:29Oh, no, no, no, no.
00:23:30This is not my wife.
00:23:31This is Tovarish Gorenjkova,
00:23:32Olga,
00:23:33one of our engineers.
00:23:34There's going to be some fun
00:23:35in the old double bed tonight.
00:23:37Can I take your things?
00:23:40Well, we hope you'll be
00:23:41very comfortable with us.
00:23:43We do not come for comfort.
00:23:47By strange coincidence,
00:23:48you've come to the right place.
00:23:50We are specially not
00:23:51to stay at the hotel.
00:23:53We wish to see the home
00:23:54of the English peasant.
00:23:57Who are you calling a peasant?
00:23:59Albert.
00:24:01Who are you calling a peasant?
00:24:03Albert.
00:24:04Behave.
00:24:05He misunderstood what you said.
00:24:07This town,
00:24:08what is it like?
00:24:10Well, it's like
00:24:11most other towns
00:24:12you know a bit, Moki.
00:24:13But there's some very nice
00:24:14places just outside
00:24:15and it's only a stone's throw
00:24:16from the Moors.
00:24:19You have Moors living here?
00:24:22What's he raving about?
00:24:24He thinks you mean
00:24:25the people of North Africa.
00:24:28Oh, no,
00:24:29not those sort of Moors.
00:24:31Moors!
00:24:33Flat hills with bumps on.
00:24:36You say you have
00:24:37the Moors
00:24:38only a stone's throw away.
00:24:40Why do you want
00:24:41to throw stones on them?
00:24:42Quit, don't.
00:24:44It's a figure of speech.
00:24:45Figure of speech.
00:24:49You're welcome.
00:24:51Do you have parks?
00:24:54At home,
00:24:55we have many parks.
00:24:57Oh, yes,
00:24:58we've quite a few around here.
00:24:59The Corporation
00:25:00are very keen
00:25:01on the upkeep of the parks.
00:25:02Of course,
00:25:03you're not allowed
00:25:04on the grass,
00:25:05but the floral displays
00:25:06are wonderful,
00:25:07aren't they, Albert?
00:25:08Wonderful.
00:25:09And you want
00:25:10to see the flowers.
00:25:11And what about theatres?
00:25:12Well,
00:25:13we have the Empire.
00:25:14Now,
00:25:15that's a cosy little place.
00:25:16We call it the Bugger.
00:25:17But they have
00:25:18some wonderful shows there.
00:25:19In Moscow,
00:25:20we have the ballet
00:25:21and the opera,
00:25:22the finest singers
00:25:23and dancers
00:25:24in the world.
00:25:25I don't go much
00:25:26for the ballet myself.
00:25:27I don't see the point
00:25:28of mixing each other
00:25:29around in their combinations.
00:25:30Seems daft to me.
00:25:32Daft?
00:25:33What is daft?
00:25:35Well,
00:25:36it's the same as gormless.
00:25:37And what is the gorm?
00:25:39No, gormless.
00:25:40Yes, yes,
00:25:41we know.
00:25:42But what is the gorm?
00:25:43Well, it's...
00:25:44Oh, it's nothing, really.
00:25:45But how can you
00:25:46have gormless?
00:25:47If someone is less the gorm,
00:25:48he must have had
00:25:49the gorm to start with.
00:25:50It is only logical.
00:25:52Are all the English peoples
00:25:53without the gorm?
00:25:55Well,
00:25:56you don't understand.
00:25:57It's merely
00:25:58a figure of speech.
00:25:59A figure of speech!
00:26:08What are you doing?
00:26:10Oh, I'm tidying up
00:26:11and then I'm going to
00:26:12wash up in the kitchen.
00:26:13Ah, the kitchen.
00:26:14The most important room
00:26:15in the house.
00:26:16Far one.
00:26:17Maybe take a look.
00:26:19By all means.
00:26:20Now, come along with me.
00:26:21Enter the housewives' paradise,
00:26:22the land of the never-never.
00:26:23Oh, don't be silly, Albert.
00:26:24We've nearly paid for it all.
00:26:25I know.
00:26:26Well, come on.
00:26:27This is the way.
00:26:29Here.
00:26:31I bet you don't know
00:26:32what this is.
00:26:33Refrigerator.
00:26:34You have them here, too?
00:26:35We invented them.
00:26:39How many of you
00:26:40are there in the party?
00:26:41In the party?
00:26:42About six millions.
00:26:44With carts.
00:26:45You'll be able
00:26:46to have a whisk drive.
00:26:47Albert,
00:26:48pass me my apron.
00:26:50No, I mean,
00:26:51how many of you
00:26:52are over here on this visit?
00:26:53Oh,
00:26:54twelve of us.
00:26:55Seems funny
00:26:56a woman being an engineer.
00:26:59Somehow you always
00:27:00think of these jobs
00:27:01as being men's.
00:27:02We consider that
00:27:03a woman can do
00:27:04any work that a man can.
00:27:06If a woman wants
00:27:07to be an engineer,
00:27:08there should be
00:27:09no reason whatever
00:27:10why she should not
00:27:11achieve her ambition.
00:27:12Have you television in Russia?
00:27:14We invented it.
00:27:16Oh, so you're the blame,
00:27:17are you?
00:27:19Here.
00:27:20What part of Russia
00:27:21do you come from?
00:27:22Yopuzhov.
00:27:23I beg your pardon?
00:27:24Yopuzhov.
00:27:26Well, I only asked
00:27:27you a civil question.
00:27:34It goes real champions.
00:27:36Yeah, of course,
00:27:37twenty miles an hour,
00:27:38aren't they?
00:27:39Well, it's a nice
00:27:40seeing you, Sebastian.
00:27:41We ate.
00:27:42Didn't your mum
00:27:43say something about supper?
00:27:44You're still hungry?
00:27:45After all you've eaten?
00:27:46No, that wasn't food,
00:27:47that was just
00:27:48to keep me going.
00:27:49Well,
00:27:50you better come in then.
00:27:51Ah, well enough.
00:27:53Oh, you like London.
00:27:54I've been to London.
00:27:56Stopped all day.
00:27:58Here, if you get time,
00:27:59you must go to the windmill
00:28:00to warm you up a bit.
00:28:01When I was there,
00:28:02there was a girl
00:28:03standing on a pedestal
00:28:04and she was...
00:28:06Well, what's to do?
00:28:08Well, if you're too daft
00:28:09to know,
00:28:10I'm certainly
00:28:11not going to tell you.
00:28:12Why?
00:28:13What have I said?
00:28:14Every time you open
00:28:15your mouth,
00:28:16you put both feet in it.
00:28:17You must have
00:28:18a very big mouth.
00:28:19No, I've got small feet.
00:28:20You ought to be ashamed
00:28:21of yourself
00:28:22when you go to the windmill.
00:28:23Everyone isn't
00:28:24the same as you, you know.
00:28:25It's pretty obvious
00:28:26if you go to the windmill.
00:28:27Anyway,
00:28:28what's wrong
00:28:29in seeing a few chorus girls?
00:28:30Nothing when they're on stage,
00:28:31but it wouldn't put it past you
00:28:32to be up there with them
00:28:33with the slightest encouragement.
00:28:34Mrs. Grimshaw,
00:28:35I think you are making
00:28:36a hill out of a mountain mole.
00:28:38There is nothing wrong
00:28:39with the study
00:28:40of the female figure.
00:28:42Don't be worried,
00:28:43Mrs. Grimshaw.
00:28:44Nicky is not interested
00:28:45in women.
00:28:48Must be colder in Russia
00:28:49than I thought.
00:28:50Mr. Grimshaw.
00:28:52Mr. Grimshaw.
00:28:53Mr. Grimshaw.
00:28:54This,
00:28:55this windmill,
00:28:56what is the address?
00:28:57Well, you take the tube
00:28:58to Piccadilly Circus.
00:28:59Such petty bourgeois tendencies
00:29:01only stress the decadency
00:29:04of the capitalist regime.
00:29:08What's she talking about?
00:29:09You're on the short list
00:29:10for the salt mines.
00:29:11Here,
00:29:12don't worry now, Anastasia.
00:29:13Have a cigarette.
00:29:15Thank you very much.
00:29:16I do not indulge.
00:29:18Would you like a cigarette?
00:29:19Yes, please.
00:29:20I fumigate.
00:29:21You do?
00:29:22Well, you want to do
00:29:23something about it, you know.
00:29:24Now, there's some new stuff
00:29:25just come on the market.
00:29:26It comes in a small green bottle
00:29:27and you pull the wick out.
00:29:29Marvelous.
00:29:30Albert,
00:29:31he means he smokes.
00:29:32Oh.
00:29:33Well, have a cigarette.
00:29:34No, no, no, no.
00:29:35You have one of mine.
00:29:36It is the greatest cigarette
00:29:38in Russia.
00:29:39Oh.
00:29:40It is the only cigarette
00:29:41in Russia.
00:29:42Oh, well,
00:29:43I won't take your last one.
00:29:44Oh, I see what you mean.
00:29:45Not to be held in the hand.
00:29:47Lavikov.
00:29:49That doesn't sound
00:29:50very nice, does it?
00:29:51Lavikov.
00:29:59Hello, Mum.
00:30:00Dad.
00:30:01Good evening.
00:30:03Oh, hello.
00:30:04This is my daughter Susan
00:30:05and her young man.
00:30:06Good evening.
00:30:07Good evening.
00:30:08Good evening.
00:30:09Good evening.
00:30:10Good evening.
00:30:11Good night.
00:30:12Good night.
00:30:13Good night.
00:30:17Did you enjoy the film?
00:30:19I don't know, really.
00:30:21What do you mean you don't know?
00:30:22I didn't see much of it at all.
00:30:24All I could see
00:30:25were a big chap
00:30:26with no clothes on
00:30:27banging a dinner gong
00:30:28and then
00:30:29somebody sat in front of me.
00:30:31Then why ever didn't you
00:30:32move to another seat?
00:30:33Well, if I'd shoved up
00:30:34I'd have got...
00:30:37Never thought about that.
00:30:41Susan,
00:30:42why don't you get that dinner
00:30:43into the kitchen
00:30:44and make yourselves
00:30:45a pot of tea?
00:30:46And get yourself
00:30:47something to eat.
00:30:48Your mum said something
00:30:49about getting
00:30:50something to eat.
00:30:51I know.
00:30:52Greedy.
00:30:53Yeah, pickle gherkins.
00:30:54Just the job
00:30:55to go with cheese.
00:30:56I'll get some tea.
00:31:02Albert,
00:31:03have you taken
00:31:04those bags up yet?
00:31:05Oh, I forgot.
00:31:06You must be tired
00:31:07after your long journey.
00:31:08Perhaps you'd like
00:31:09to be getting off to bed.
00:31:10Yes, please.
00:31:11It's a very long day
00:31:12and then it is
00:31:13something about
00:31:14the air here
00:31:15that exhausts.
00:31:16I forgot to mention
00:31:17we're very short
00:31:18of bedrooms here.
00:31:19I hope you won't mind
00:31:20sharing the front room
00:31:21with my daughter.
00:31:22We've had to
00:31:23shuffle around a bit.
00:31:24Oh, hello.
00:31:27Hey, what have you
00:31:28got in here?
00:31:29The iron curtain.
00:31:33Sebastian?
00:31:35What?
00:31:37Sebastian,
00:31:38do you think I'm attractive?
00:31:39No, why?
00:31:40They just must think so.
00:31:41No, listen,
00:31:42I mean,
00:31:43could you get
00:31:44romantic about me?
00:31:46What?
00:31:47When I'm eating
00:31:48pickle gherkins?
00:32:02Oh,
00:32:03I wish you wouldn't
00:32:04creep about the house
00:32:05like that.
00:32:06You frighten me
00:32:07out of my wits.
00:32:08Lillian Grimshaw,
00:32:09if you're spying
00:32:10on your own daughter
00:32:11you ought to
00:32:12be ashamed of yourself.
00:32:13Fancy peeping
00:32:14through the net curtains.
00:32:15You ought to
00:32:16have a look
00:32:17through the keyhole.
00:32:18It's a much better view.
00:32:19He's stuffing himself
00:32:20with cheese and pickles.
00:32:21You know, Albert,
00:32:22I think that lad's
00:32:23a bit slow.
00:32:24He's not so slow.
00:32:25He's just bunged
00:32:26a gherkin in the keyhole.
00:32:28Romeo?
00:32:29Time to go, Romeo.
00:32:34Oh, Albert,
00:32:35do you think
00:32:36you'd be able
00:32:37to find his own way home?
00:32:38I got a tracking badge
00:32:39when I was in scouts.
00:32:40Don't tell me
00:32:41you were in the scouts?
00:32:42Yeah.
00:32:43Yes, I was.
00:32:44I was a patrol leader.
00:32:45I bet they're still
00:32:46looking for the patrol.
00:32:47Dad,
00:32:48come on, Sebastian.
00:32:49Yeah, I am coming
00:32:50to Miss T. tomorrow.
00:32:51Well, it's very kind of you
00:32:52to let us invite you.
00:32:53Oh, you're very welcome.
00:32:54Yeah, I know I am,
00:32:55thank you.
00:32:57Well, good night, son.
00:32:58Good night, then.
00:32:59Look after yourself.
00:33:00Yeah, well,
00:33:01I'll be careful.
00:33:02I'll see you tomorrow.
00:33:04No, do I, there.
00:33:08Some mothers do have them.
00:33:11Good night, Sebastian.
00:33:12Thanks for helping me.
00:33:13Yeah, it's all right.
00:33:14Susan,
00:33:15did you think
00:33:16I impressed you there?
00:33:17You did that all right.
00:33:19Well,
00:33:20good night, Sebastian, dear.
00:33:24Haven't you forgotten something?
00:33:26Baba?
00:33:27Oh, yes.
00:33:38Just to keep me going
00:33:39till I get home.
00:33:40Oh, get along.
00:33:42You're too passionate for me.
00:33:54Did he get off all right?
00:33:55No, he fell down the steps.
00:33:57He fell down the steps?
00:33:59Did he hurt himself?
00:34:00No, but he knocked
00:34:01that pet rosebush down.
00:34:02He don't
00:34:03break his neck
00:34:04when he comes down here
00:34:05tomorrow.
00:34:06Oh, he didn't do it on purpose,
00:34:07so shut up
00:34:08and sit down.
00:34:09Shut up
00:34:10and sit down?
00:34:11Three years
00:34:12it's taken me
00:34:13to get that rosebush
00:34:14like that.
00:34:15Three years
00:34:16of hard work and toil.
00:34:17I followed
00:34:18every horse in town.
00:34:19The only hard work
00:34:20you've ever done
00:34:21is down at the Queen's Arms
00:34:22getting your elbow
00:34:23on the counter.
00:34:24Oh,
00:34:25if that's the way
00:34:26you feel about it,
00:34:27I'll get off to my bed.
00:34:28You mean your bath,
00:34:29don't you?
00:34:30Don't mention that bath
00:34:31to me.
00:34:32The very thought of it
00:34:33makes me go all H and C.
00:34:36Ah.
00:34:54Drip, drip, dripping.
00:35:06Who is it?
00:35:21Me, Dad. I want to brush my teeth.
00:35:23Oh, push them under the door and I'll do it for you.
00:35:26Dad.
00:35:27Oh, hurry up then, love. I want to get some sleep.
00:35:30Don't be all night in there, Albert. I want to get a couple of sheets.
00:35:38Messed about like this. There'll be a different arrangement tomorrow, by heck.
00:35:42Come on.
00:35:44Two of yours, Dad.
00:35:46About time, too.
00:36:01Oh, God!
00:36:08Please continue your undressing, Mr. Grimshaw. I only want to rinse my hands.
00:36:14I think I'll go and put the cat out.
00:36:19Hey, that Olga's a hottie. I tell you, she's a hottie.
00:36:22Don't talk nonsense. Anyway, she behaves like a man.
00:36:25She's the funniest looking man I've ever seen.
00:36:27Get her your pajamas. Now, put them on in there.
00:36:29Yes, ma'am.
00:36:57Oh, not again.
00:37:14Oh, Mr. Grimshaw.
00:37:16I come for my cold bath.
00:37:18Cold bath? What, at this time of night?
00:37:21Yes, it cools the blood. Please don't incommodate yourself. I can wait.
00:37:25No, it's all right. Go on.
00:37:27Happy cold bath.
00:37:32There it is. It's all yours.
00:37:35And the best of Russian luck.
00:37:39Good night, Albert.
00:37:43Oh, good night.
00:38:09Okay, Mr. Grimshaw.
00:38:13Oh.
00:38:16Olga. Olga!
00:38:19I have finished with the bathroom. I go to bed now.
00:38:22How do you do, I hope?
00:38:24You remember where your room is?
00:38:26Along here.
00:38:31Thank you for a very nice day. Good night.
00:38:34Good night, Ski.
00:38:39Knock, knock.
00:38:47Oh.
00:39:09You love this boy, buddy?
00:39:12I did. Oh, I did. Now I hate him.
00:39:17You mean you want him, hmm?
00:39:21Yes, please.
00:39:22Then take him.
00:39:24In Russia, that is what we women do.
00:39:27In the mating season, we go out and take our man just like that.
00:39:33We don't accept no.
00:39:35No?
00:39:36No, no.
00:39:38But then it's only in politics that Russian men ever say no.
00:39:43Good night.
00:39:44Good night.
00:39:45Oh.
00:40:05Oh, oh, oh!
00:40:16Oh.
00:40:22Hey, what's come over you?
00:40:24Olga was right.
00:40:26You want somebody bad enough, you should just go and get him.
00:40:34Why not?
00:40:36What have I got to lose?
00:40:46Hey, what's the big idea?
00:40:48Shut up. Go away.
00:40:52Come here.
00:40:53What?
00:40:54Come here.
00:41:01You and I will make love.
00:41:04Say, what's the matter with you?
00:41:06Everybody's listening.
00:41:08Well, let them listen.
00:41:10Let them listen.
00:41:11It's about time they realize that men and women were made for something different than just jiving and singing.
00:41:17I'm all through with our English petty bourgeois, or whatever it is, convention.
00:41:22From now on, we make love in the Russian way.
00:41:25Free and unashamed.
00:41:28Sue, please.
00:41:29I want you.
00:41:31But first, I'm going to make sure you're worth having.
00:41:33Come on, come on.
00:41:34Act like a man.
00:41:35Put your arms around me.
00:41:36Kiss me.
00:41:38Kiss me.
00:41:39No.
00:41:50Take her away. She's mad.
00:41:52She's a nutter.
00:41:53Whatever's the matter? What's to do?
00:41:55Take me home, Sebastian.
00:42:00Now, this is our shopping center.
00:42:02Of course, it's all supermarkets now.
00:42:04But I suppose you don't know what supermarkets are, do you?
00:42:06Oh, yes. They were invented by Russians.
00:42:08Oh, yes.
00:42:09Hi.
00:42:10Hi, hi.
00:42:13Is that what you call a teddy boy?
00:42:15Yes, I'm not careful. I'll have one of those as a son-in-law.
00:42:18Still, it's a free country, Berkley boy. Live and let live.
00:42:21Ah, it's a free country, all right. Of course, that's all on account of Magna Carta.
00:42:24Magna... What is Magna Carta?
00:42:27Magna Carta?
00:42:28Well, it's a... Oh, it's a thing that...
00:42:31Wait. You tell him.
00:42:33Well, it were a sort of a...
00:42:36Oh, it's a sort of thing that the king signed in a text.
00:42:39Ah, I see.
00:42:40Anyway, it made us all free. There's no doubt about it.
00:42:43This is the land of the free, and all men are equal.
00:42:51Who was that?
00:42:52That's Harry Sherlock, our boss.
00:42:54But you say all men are equal, and yet you raise your hats.
00:42:59Oh, well, we did that because we admire his blooming cheek.
00:43:02You see, by skullduggery and connivance and plain cunning,
00:43:06he rose from office boy to be chairman of the local bus company in 15 years flat.
00:43:11We have to cross here.
00:43:13Ah, yes. This is what we call a zebra.
00:43:15Zebra?
00:43:17Even in Moscow, we have to cross where we are told.
00:43:20Oh, nobody tells us what to do.
00:43:22No blooming fear. They do what we tell them.
00:43:24You see, once we step on this zebra crossing, all the traffic automatically stops.
00:43:29You bet it does. Look.
00:43:30Now, watch this.
00:43:33Stop!
00:43:36Do you mind?
00:43:38Same as in Moscow.
00:43:44Stop!
00:43:47Well, I suppose to foreigners, we may seem a bit funny at first sight.
00:43:52Ah, maybe. But don't forget, for give and take and personal freedom,
00:43:57give me good old Britain every time.
00:44:01Look! Oh, look, Amrat.
00:44:04Oh, real Russian salmon.
00:44:06Ah, it is the good Bamchatka fish.
00:44:09Oh, see. The shop is open. Let's buy a tin.
00:44:13And then we tell our Russian comrades that we bought it in the old quaint English shop.
00:44:18Yes.
00:44:31Good morning.
00:44:36What's good about it?
00:44:38There is our salmon.
00:44:40Can I buy a tin, please?
00:44:42No, you can't. The shop is closed for that.
00:44:45But the shop is open.
00:44:47It's open for the sale of perishable goods and cooked meats.
00:44:51Claws or anything else.
00:44:53It is cooked and it is perishable.
00:44:56Not in the can, it isn't.
00:44:58Well, can't you open the can and sell the fish in a paper bag?
00:45:01Are you trying to make me break the Sunday shopping act?
00:45:04These here are foreigners. They know no better but you are too.
00:45:08But I don't understand.
00:45:11Well, you see, it's like this. On account of the big shops not wanting to open on a Sunday,
00:45:15they brought in a law to shut all shops.
00:45:19The shop is open.
00:45:21Well, it's actually shut, but it's open for some things, see.
00:45:24It's shut and it is open, it is open and it is shut.
00:45:27Aha, figure of speech.
00:45:29That's right.
00:45:30Morning, Mr. Morgan.
00:45:32Did you get that in for me?
00:45:33Yes, yes, here it is.
00:45:35Oh, and a large tin of sardines.
00:45:38Large tin of sardines.
00:45:40Best Portuguese, it'll be six and sixpence, please.
00:45:43Many thanks.
00:45:44Morning.
00:45:45Good morning.
00:45:46Sardines.
00:45:49But why can you not sell me the sardines?
00:45:52But why can you not sell me the salmon if you can sell sardines?
00:45:57I can't sell sardines either, but he's a copper.
00:46:00He won't split on me.
00:46:02First you are shut, then you are open, then you can, then you can not, but you do.
00:46:08I don't understand. Please, explain.
00:46:11Now, listen.
00:46:13For most of these things, I'm open.
00:46:16For most of those, I'm shut.
00:46:19Now, that's the law.
00:46:21If you want this law explained,
00:46:23neither me, nor those chaps, nor Parliament, nor the Home Office,
00:46:28nor the Archbishop of Canterbury can explain it.
00:46:31Now do you understand?
00:46:33No.
00:46:35Do you?
00:46:37No.
00:46:38Then you should get the law changed, yes?
00:46:41You try and get any law changed in this cockeyed country.
00:46:44Come on.
00:46:48It is very bewildering.
00:46:51You should revolt, rise, like we did.
00:46:54Make a revolution.
00:46:56A revolution? What, in this country? The police would run you in.
00:46:59Not us, they wouldn't.
00:47:00But if you want freedom, you have to fight for it.
00:47:03Ah, we've already got freedom, haven't we?
00:47:05Well, of course we have. Come on.
00:47:07I'll show you the inside of a typical British pub.
00:47:09Ah, now you're talking.
00:47:22Now, what would you like to drink?
00:47:24These British drinks, we do not know.
00:47:26We leave it to you.
00:47:28The usual?
00:47:29Sit down.
00:47:33Fred, service. Come on, let's have service.
00:47:35But you say you are free.
00:47:38Look, no gambling, nor betting, nor credit.
00:47:43Fine gentlemen, please, come along now, welfare's time.
00:47:46And no blasted drinks.
00:47:49Come on.
00:47:54Oh, Albert, I am glad I came.
00:47:56It's lovely to get out of the kitchen and into the fresh air.
00:47:58Ah, Mr. and Mrs. Grimshaw, how are we?
00:48:02Oh, quite well, thank you, Mr. Dobson.
00:48:04These are our Russians.
00:48:05Oh, good afternoon.
00:48:07French.
00:48:08Nikita.
00:48:09Garenskova. Olga.
00:48:11Oh, yes, of course.
00:48:13Olga.
00:48:14Oh, yes, of course.
00:48:16Well, I do trust your trip to England has not been wasted.
00:48:20Oh, no.
00:48:21It has been what you called an eye-shutter.
00:48:24Ah, si.
00:48:26Well, Mr. Grimshaw, I hope you're explaining our great and noble game to our Russian friends.
00:48:32Oh, I was just about to.
00:48:34Splendid.
00:48:38Oh, well played, sir.
00:48:41Splendid boundary.
00:48:42Oh, good show, good show.
00:48:44Excuse me.
00:48:49Why don't you stand up when the vicar comes?
00:48:52Oh, it's too late now. Sit down.
00:48:55Now, let me tell you all about this wonderful all-English game of cricket.
00:48:59Why do you play it?
00:49:01Why do we play it?
00:49:02Yes, why do you play it?
00:49:04Well, to get runs.
00:49:06Runs? What is runs?
00:49:10No, you started it, you'll finish it.
00:49:14Well, let's start at the beginning.
00:49:16Now, first of all, there are two sides, one out and one in.
00:49:19Now, each man on the side that's in goes out, and when he's out, he comes in, and the next man that's in goes out.
00:49:25When they're all out, the side that's been out comes in, and the next side that's in comes out.
00:49:34You see, you start with a pitch.
00:49:37A pitch? You mean lady dog?
00:49:42No, that's the pitch over there. You see, it's 22 yards long, and those things sticking up at each end are called the wickets.
00:49:49Wicket? You don't mean criminal?
00:49:54No. Now, the man at this end is called the batsman, but he's not batting because the man at the other end is batting, you see?
00:50:01Now, that fellow there with the ball, he's called the bowler, and he has two short legs.
00:50:06Look who's talking about two short legs.
00:50:11He did have a square leg and a long leg, but he couldn't use them, you see?
00:50:15Now then, the bowler bowls a Chinaman, and the batsman takes a swipe at it and misses it, so the wicket-keeper knocks the bails off, and the umpire says out.
00:50:24The batsman says, I'm not going out, so the umpire says, all right, we'll have two with your bat handle and six and out over the wall.
00:50:34It's as simple as that.
00:50:36Well, all you have said I have understood, perfectly, except for one thing.
00:50:41What happened to the Chinaman?
00:50:44Oh, well, he went out for a duck, and we haven't seen him since.
00:50:51Only one way to deal with a chap like that, Buddy. Make him jealous.
00:50:56I wonder...
00:51:00If he saw me kissing somebody else, that might make an impression.
00:51:06Sebastian?
00:51:07Oh, I've got it.
00:51:09I'm out of my mind. I've been looking for that.
00:51:11Sebastian, do you think you could do that?
00:51:13What?
00:51:14Kiss me in front of Buddy?
00:51:16No, Susan, I couldn't do that.
00:51:18Why not?
00:51:19Well, I've never kissed anybody before. I mean, I've never seen much sense in it myself.
00:51:25Well, try. Come on.
00:51:27What? With me mouth full?
00:51:37What's the matter?
00:51:39Well, we're marzipan, ain't we? Nougat.
00:51:41Oh, for goodness sake.
00:51:43Well, kiss me properly.
00:51:45Oh, that.
00:51:49That.
00:51:51Is that what I've been missing all this time?
00:51:55It's marvellous, isn't it? It's nearly as good as food.
00:51:59Thanks for the compliment.
00:52:01Gee, do you not feel all steamed up?
00:52:03Like I just swallowed a baked potato?
00:52:06Let's have a second helping.
00:52:13Dear, what do you think you're doing?
00:52:15Oh, nothing, Mum.
00:52:17Well, if that's nothing, I'd hate to see you when you were doing something.
00:52:20Oh, Sebastian was just giving me a little kiss, that's all.
00:52:23That's all? Well, Sebastian, you're coming out of your shell, aren't you?
00:52:27I am very grateful. Would you like to try, Mrs Grimshaw?
00:52:29No, thank you. I've tried before, and besides, I've got to get the tea.
00:52:33And Susan, you'd better come and help me.
00:52:36Yes, Mum.
00:52:39THUNDER
00:52:44This is a summer game, yes?
00:52:46Oh, yes. You couldn't play it in the winter.
00:52:49Thank you very much, Mr Grimshaw, for telling me all this about cricket,
00:52:52but you have not answered my first question yet.
00:52:55What was that?
00:52:57Why do you play it?
00:52:59Oh, well, I guess it's so the Australians will stay in the Commonwealth.
00:53:04Oh, you're going to love this. Good British beer. There's nothing like it.
00:53:08We've been brewing this since the Saxons, you know. That's George's.
00:53:17Well, here's mud in your eye.
00:53:20What? It is made from mud?
00:53:22Now, that's a figure of speech.
00:53:24Bungo, down the hatch. Cheers.
00:53:26Cheers!
00:53:28Cheers!
00:53:31Well?
00:53:36Tastes like the Danube.
00:53:38More like the Volga.
00:53:40The Saxons. They were teetotals, yes?
00:53:43Teetotallers? This is strong ale.
00:53:46I am sorry, I do not understand.
00:53:49Our vodka, I take one swallow and I feel wonderful.
00:53:52This, I take one swallow and I feel like a funeral.
00:53:56Oh, you wait till you get to your ninth pint.
00:54:00Comrade, the more I see of the British,
00:54:03the more convinced I am that they have a lot in common with the Chinese.
00:54:07Comrade, you have hit the nail.
00:54:09Chinese?
00:54:11Oh, excuse me, those are drinking flagons?
00:54:15Oh, no, they're prizes won by our darts team.
00:54:18Ah, we've got a grand team, too. Albert here is vice-captain.
00:54:22Albert? You see how decadent these English are?
00:54:27They even have a captain for vice.
00:54:29Yes.
00:54:31And what is darts?
00:54:34Darts? Well, it's a sort of guided missile.
00:54:38What?
00:54:39It's... Look, I'll show you. George, open up, will you?
00:54:42All right.
00:54:43Now, you've got to get these darts into the board, like this.
00:54:48Ah, sports. I would like to try this, please.
00:54:52Maybe I can win cup, too.
00:54:54If you can beat Albert, you can have the lot.
00:54:56But you won't find it easy, I'm afraid.
00:54:58It takes years of practice to get as good as Albert.
00:55:01We Russians are supreme at all games. We beat the whole world.
00:55:05Oh, yes?
00:55:07Well, why don't you take him on, Bert?
00:55:09Nah, it wouldn't be fair.
00:55:11Go on, Albert, the need taking down a peg or two in the matter of sport.
00:55:16All right, Nicky, we'll have a game.
00:55:18Right.
00:55:19Now, middle for Diddle.
00:55:20What is for Diddle?
00:55:21Uh, well, it's part of the Magna Carta.
00:55:23You won't understand that.
00:55:25It's nearer to the centre goes first, you see.
00:55:27Like this.
00:55:30Uh-huh. That is good, yes?
00:55:32Not bad.
00:55:33Here you are.
00:55:37Oh, not like that!
00:55:39Can I not throw as I like?
00:55:41Of course. Let him throw the way he wants.
00:55:44Oh, yes, yes.
00:55:47Aye, aye, big stuff.
00:55:49Please.
00:55:54That is better, yes?
00:55:56Good, comrade.
00:55:58Yes, not bad.
00:56:00You are very lucky, mind you.
00:56:02Well, you have first go.
00:56:04Oh, and I'm afraid you've got to get a double to start with.
00:56:07That's somewhere around there, you see.
00:56:09And if you get it in there, that's a treble.
00:56:11Anywhere around there.
00:56:17Like that?
00:56:22Blimey!
00:56:47Double ten.
00:56:49I have won again, no?
00:56:51You have won again, yes.
00:56:59You won them all.
00:57:02They will give me great pleasure back home in Russia.
00:57:10You'll have something to explain to the committee after this, Albert Grimshaw.
00:57:14We'd best go home, Bert.
00:57:16I think you're right.
00:57:36Hello. Having trouble?
00:57:38That's no good. It won't start.
00:57:41You'll have to push it, me lad.
00:57:43He can't. He's already locked out.
00:57:45Yeah, hey.
00:57:48Perhaps I could stay here for tonight.
00:57:50No, Sebastian, you can't. I've got a full house as it is.
00:57:52Even I've got to sleep next door with Doris.
00:57:54Mum, he'll have to sleep somewhere.
00:57:56Well, he can't sleep here.
00:57:57Oh, Mum.
00:57:58Susan, I'm telling you, he can't.
00:58:02All right, she can sleep on the sofa.
00:58:04Your father will have to go in the bath again.
00:58:06Susan, you'd better be getting off to bed.
00:58:08Night, Mum.
00:58:09Good night.
00:58:10Good night, Sebastian.
00:58:11Good night, Mrs Grimshaw.
00:58:13Good night.
00:58:14See you in the morning.
00:58:19There you are, Sebastian.
00:58:20You can make yourself comfortable on this.
00:58:21Yeah, I will.
00:58:24Oh, I'll give you a hand.
00:58:28I'm going to bed.
00:58:29If you want to have a wash, you'd better do it before Dad comes home.
00:58:32I'll show you where it is.
00:58:33Yeah, all right, then.
00:58:41I'll show you.
00:59:11I'll show you where it is.
00:59:42Ah, yes.
00:59:48Must have been evaporated milk.
00:59:51Oh, my pyjamas.
01:00:12Oh, it might be radioactive.
01:00:17Now, is there anything else I want before I tuck down?
01:00:22I suppose I'd better add.
01:00:42Ah, what a lovely...
01:00:55Oh, by the way, Jackie...
01:01:11Hello.
01:01:23Hello.
01:01:24Where's the trousers?
01:01:27Does ruddy mice eat anything?
01:01:30Ah, well, I'll sleep in me cones.
01:01:38Oh!
01:01:39Oh, what the hell are you doing here?
01:01:41Well, Mrs. Grimshaw said I could sleep on the sofa.
01:01:44Oh, she did, did she?
01:01:45Yeah.
01:01:46And what am I going to keep?
01:01:47Well, she said in the bath.
01:01:48Oh, no.
01:01:49No, not you can have the bath.
01:01:52Hey, I'll tell you what.
01:01:53I'll toss you for it.
01:01:55You'll toss me for it?
01:01:56Yeah.
01:01:58You're flirting with death.
01:02:00Lucky old Grimshaw, they call me.
01:02:03Here I am now.
01:02:05You call.
01:02:06Yes.
01:02:10Oh!
01:02:16So this is where young people come?
01:02:18Yes, sir.
01:02:19Most of my trade are kids.
01:02:20It keeps them off the streets.
01:02:22Of course, if any young tearaway comes in,
01:02:24I'll soon flip him out on his ear.
01:02:26All my kids are decent types.
01:02:29That's harmless enough.
01:02:30Yes.
01:02:32Give me a coat, will you, Sid?
01:02:33Put it on the cuff.
01:02:35What's wrong with the gang?
01:02:36The recording company turned you down, didn't they?
01:02:38So you're not their age anymore.
01:02:40Your name is Paddy, isn't it?
01:02:44Susan told me about you.
01:02:48She's through with me like everybody else.
01:02:50The public's fickle, that's what it is.
01:02:53You should speak to Susan.
01:02:55What, me?
01:02:57I think Susan would like to see you.
01:03:00You see, in my part of Russia,
01:03:02when a man wants a girl,
01:03:04he doesn't take no for an answer.
01:03:07He goes and gets her.
01:03:20Sue, I want to talk to you.
01:03:23I'm not taking no for an answer. Sue!
01:03:35Well, now, Olga and Nicky,
01:03:39I would just like to say on behalf of us all
01:03:41how sorry we are to see you going.
01:03:43Here, here.
01:03:44Shut up.
01:03:45Anyway, I suggest that we cement our eternal friendship
01:03:48with a glass of my cowslip wine.
01:03:50No, you don't, Albert. It's far too new.
01:03:52I have a better idea.
01:03:54We toast with vodka.
01:03:55Yes.
01:03:56Vodka?
01:03:57No, we don't go in for soft drinks here.
01:03:59Soft?
01:04:00Yes.
01:04:01No, we don't go in for soft drinks here.
01:04:03Soft?
01:04:04You think vodka is soft?
01:04:07Yes, it's like fizzy lemonade, isn't it?
01:04:09All wind, and how's your father?
01:04:12Vodka is the finest drink in the world.
01:04:14It makes you warm here.
01:04:16It makes your head swim.
01:04:17It makes you float.
01:04:19It makes you amorous.
01:04:21I have six bottles up in my room.
01:04:23I will get them.
01:04:25I'll get the dishes out of the way, then.
01:04:27Oh, let me.
01:04:28Oh, thanks, Doris.
01:04:29Did you see Buddy today?
01:04:31I'll say.
01:04:32He had a cheek to barge right into the shop and try and kiss me.
01:04:36And you didn't like that?
01:04:38I told him to do this.
01:04:40You told...
01:04:43I see.
01:04:44Oh, I meant to tell you.
01:04:46I saw him down at the bus company this evening,
01:04:48signing on as a conductor.
01:04:51Woody Fisher?
01:04:52Aye.
01:04:54Well, I'm damned.
01:04:57Excuse me, everybody.
01:04:59I've got to go out.
01:05:01Oh, Prostitute, please.
01:05:03Where does she go?
01:05:04Does she not like vodka?
01:05:06I think she likes something else better.
01:05:09Here are the glasses.
01:05:10Ciao.
01:05:12Sit.
01:05:13Careful, Vladimir.
01:05:15Your Vladimir broke them.
01:05:18Now who's going to be mother?
01:05:20Oh, bottoms up.
01:05:22Bottoms up.
01:05:25Not much colour in it, is there?
01:05:27It looks proper wishy-washy, doesn't it?
01:05:30Aye, Corkhead, want a drink?
01:05:33I'll try anything once.
01:05:52What's it like?
01:05:53It's marvellous, is there?
01:05:55It's a real nice, refreshing drink.
01:05:57You know, it'll give me a right warm feeling in me.
01:06:01See, what did I tell you?
01:06:03Strong.
01:06:04Oh, go on.
01:06:06The lad's just not used to strong liquor, that's all.
01:06:09Now on your feet, everybody.
01:06:11A toast.
01:06:12Oh, no, no, no, no.
01:06:13Please, excuse.
01:06:14This is our privilege.
01:06:16To Mrs Grimshava and Mrs Rufova.
01:06:19Health and happiness.
01:06:21To health.
01:06:23To what?
01:06:27My best glasses.
01:06:28Wait, we have not finished yet.
01:06:32To my dear host and to all my good comrades.
01:06:36Live long and be happy.
01:06:39To health.
01:06:40To health.
01:06:46Are there any more toasts?
01:06:47Oh, hundreds.
01:06:48Pivoli just started.
01:06:50I've got some old tumblers at home.
01:06:51I'll nip over and get them.
01:06:52I'll come and help you.
01:06:54Tell with the expense.
01:06:57Come on, lad.
01:07:04Well, here's to Olga and Nicky.
01:07:06Cheers.
01:07:10Well, it's a bit wheat-like, isn't it?
01:07:13Tastes like paraffin and sherbet.
01:07:15What?
01:07:16Best paraffin, of course.
01:07:18I don't think it's a patch on my cowslip wine.
01:07:20I'll get some of that and let's try and book him up a bit.
01:07:23If you haven't tried my cowslip wine, you haven't lived.
01:07:27Let's have your glasses.
01:07:28Come on, Olga.
01:07:31Come on, Nicky.
01:07:32Now then.
01:07:36What do you think of my cowslip wine?
01:07:39I think a little too much cow.
01:07:41Is that supposed to be strong?
01:07:43Well, it's stronger than your vodka, anyway.
01:07:45Vodka is best.
01:07:46It is not.
01:07:47Vodka is not.
01:07:48It is.
01:07:49Vodka is not.
01:07:50Now, no arguments.
01:07:51Here, I'll tell you what we'll do.
01:07:53Let's mix them both together.
01:07:54I am Tanticordial.
01:07:56A perfect compromise.
01:08:07Delicious.
01:08:09Here is to Britain and all the working classes.
01:08:14And here goes some more of poor old Lily's glasses.
01:08:24All right, now.
01:08:25For the last time.
01:08:27Dear old Patsy.
01:08:31Joy of Patsy.
01:08:35Give me the freshest of fish.
01:08:40Of the old Patsy.
01:08:49All right, 50-50 now.
01:08:51You ready?
01:08:53Dear old Patsy.
01:08:56Joy of Patsy.
01:09:00Come on, have a drink.
01:09:02That's enough now.
01:09:03Let's have a drink.
01:09:06I'm going to have a whopper this time.
01:09:11You are right, my dear friend.
01:09:14Your cowslip wine is excellent.
01:09:17No, it's not as good as your vodka.
01:09:19Come on, loving cow.
01:09:21You are naughty, Mr. Grimshaw.
01:09:23We'll have a cherry in it, Nestor.
01:09:25There you are.
01:09:28Not too much.
01:09:29Oh, you've dribbled down your blouse.
01:09:32Oh, such a polite English gentleman, Mr. Grimshaw.
01:09:36Don't keep calling me Mr. Grimshaw.
01:09:38Call me Albert, love.
01:09:40Oh, I prefer that.
01:09:43This cowslip wine makes me feel so romantic.
01:09:48Albert, love.
01:09:50Come here.
01:09:51Sit beside me on the sofa.
01:09:53Come.
01:09:55Yes, darling.
01:09:58Albert, love.
01:09:59Albert, love.
01:10:00Let's cement our friendship.
01:10:03I haven't done any cementing for a long time.
01:10:06Oh, who said Englishmen were so reserved?
01:10:10Not reserved, just plain vacant.
01:10:13Now, now.
01:10:15Now, Olga, don't be vulgar.
01:10:18Don't call me Olga.
01:10:19Call me Glupchik.
01:10:21Call you what?
01:10:23Glupchik.
01:10:25It means darling in my language.
01:10:27Oh, I'm glad you told me.
01:10:29I might have gone there for my holidays.
01:10:32Call it me again.
01:10:34Glupchik.
01:10:37I feel like a buff orphing, sir.
01:10:40Now then, you two, behave yourselves.
01:10:43That's no way to carry on.
01:10:45Can you think of a better way?
01:10:47Oh, excuse me, Mr. Holmes.
01:10:49I think Albert, love, is so attractive.
01:10:53He reminds me of a fiery Cossack.
01:10:57Let us have fiery music.
01:11:00Yes, let us have some fiery drink.
01:11:03Music!
01:11:05I will dance for you, my little ta-ta.
01:11:10Viva!
01:11:15Viva!
01:11:34Come and make love to me.
01:11:36Come, my fiery one.
01:11:38Yes, my little Cossack.
01:11:41Albert, love.
01:11:42Booty, booty.
01:11:44My little one.
01:11:46My little Cossack.
01:11:48Come, I want you.
01:11:52The beautiful Mrs. Grimshaw.
01:11:54Let us dance.
01:11:56Let us dance.
01:11:57Where's Albert?
01:11:58Albert, don't worry about Albert.
01:12:00He's with Olga.
01:12:01She's feeling like the romance.
01:12:03And I am feeling like the dance.
01:12:05Let us dance.
01:12:06Let us dance.
01:12:09Albert, my love.
01:12:13My little Cossack.
01:12:14My little Cossack.
01:12:15My little Cossack.
01:12:16Don't run away from me, my little Cossack.
01:12:19Don't run away.
01:12:20You are so bashful.
01:12:22Albert.
01:12:23No, no.
01:12:25Leave me alone.
01:12:26Come, my little one.
01:12:27Leave me alone.
01:12:28Come here.
01:12:29Come.
01:12:30Leave me alone.
01:12:31Come.
01:12:32My little one, I want you.
01:12:34Don't be nasty.
01:12:35Help.
01:12:38Come, my little one.
01:12:41Come, my little Cossack.
01:12:47I'm getting out of here.
01:12:50Help.
01:12:51Albert, my love.
01:12:52My little Cossack.
01:12:54My little Cossack.
01:12:55My little Cossack.
01:12:56My little Cossack.
01:12:57My little Cossack.
01:12:58My little Cossack.
01:13:02Help, Albert.
01:13:03My sugar.
01:13:04Get away from me.
01:13:06Help, Albert.
01:13:09My little Cossack.
01:13:12Honey.
01:13:13Honey.
01:13:14My little sugar-flower.
01:13:16Where are you, my little Cossack?
01:13:19My little Cossack.
01:13:24Albert.
01:13:25Albert.
01:13:27Cossack.
01:13:28Cossack.
01:13:29Come, my little Cossack.
01:13:32Albert.
01:13:33Albert.
01:13:38Albert, help! Help! Let me in!
01:13:49Quick! I think they've gone mad!
01:13:51Sugar float! Sugar float!
01:13:53Come out! Come out, my little Venus! Come out!
01:14:00Run, my passionate one!
01:14:02It's that awful vulture!
01:14:04I told you that old goose was a hot one.
01:14:06Tovarish, they don't answer, they run away from us.
01:14:09Perhaps they do not make love in Britain.
01:14:12Da. It must be the climate.
01:14:28Have they gone?
01:14:29Yes. And you know what? I'm sleeping next door tonight.
01:14:37Thank goodness they're going back tomorrow.
01:14:51Now don't forget, you've got three changes.
01:14:53Kru, Omsk and Tomsk.
01:14:55Albert, we shall always remember you.
01:15:00You have been true comrade.
01:15:03You have been true comrade.
01:15:06Da, da.
01:15:08Goodbye, glue, cheek.
01:15:20Oh.
01:15:21Goodbye, darling.
01:15:22Goodbye.
01:15:23Thank you very much.
01:15:24It's me, Gran.
01:15:25Hope we shall see you again.
01:15:27Goodbye.
01:15:28Bye.
01:15:29Bye.
01:15:30Love to all in Stalingrad.
01:15:33It's been good having you.
01:15:34It certainly has.
01:15:36Goodbye.
01:15:37Goodbye.
01:15:38Goodbye.
01:15:39Goodbye.
01:15:40Goodbye.
01:15:41Goodbye.
01:15:42Goodbye.
01:15:43Goodbye.
01:15:44Goodbye.
01:15:47Oh, isn't it lovely to have a bit of peace again?
01:15:49I'll be glad to get back in my own bed.
01:15:51I was getting fed up with that bath.
01:15:52Began to feel like a rubber duck.
01:15:54Where's Susan?
01:15:55Out looking for Buddy Fisher, I suppose.
01:15:57Oh, I saw him at the bus company today.
01:15:59I've invited him round this evening.
01:16:01Albert, you never.
01:16:03Why, what's wrong with Buddy Fisher?
01:16:04He's a good lad.
01:16:05I've always said so.
01:16:06Eh?
01:16:07Well, nearly always.
01:16:09Eh, what you going to do with them bottles of vodka left over?
01:16:12Chuck them away, I hope.
01:16:14Chuck them away?
01:16:15What, with weed killers the price they are?
01:16:17That'll work wonders in the garden.
01:16:22That'll be Buddy Fisher now, I expect.
01:16:24Oh, I wonder what he'll look like in his uniform.
01:16:26Oh, I bet he'll look smashing.
01:16:28There's no doubt about it.
01:16:29A uniform does something for a man.
01:16:33I saw that.
01:16:43My dear friends, we have come back to you.
01:16:45And we have very good news.
01:16:47We are going to spend the rest of our visit with you.
01:16:50And we have still a lovely surprise for you.
01:16:54Oh?
01:16:55What's that?
01:16:56We brought the rest of our party with us too.
01:17:17Here we go again.
01:17:26Here we go again.
01:17:56Here we go again.