Quitting (2010) James R. Phillips, N. Alex Center, Chuck Meré | Hollywood Classics movie
Four friends in a garage band decide to quit smoking cigarettes a week before their first gig and Murphy's Law takes over all of their lives.
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00:00:00I love the reflection of the snow in the light
00:00:23Alone on the mountain, a dot in the white At the top of the world, the spirit believes
00:00:32But it's hard to breathe
00:00:37People below never say what they mean If they climbed to the top, would they rinse
00:00:44themselves clean?
00:00:45The air holds a truth that could never deceive But it's hard to breathe
00:00:54And under the clouds you breathe easily As if breathing alone would set yourself free
00:01:03And the questions not asked as you crawl through the fray
00:01:07Was the breath worth the day?
00:01:15You spent breathing away
00:01:45As if breathing alone would set you free
00:01:52And the questions not asked as you crawl through the fray
00:01:58Was the breath worth the day?
00:02:03You spent breathing away
00:02:07As if breathing alone would set you free
00:02:14And the questions not asked as you crawl through the fray
00:02:22Was the breath worth the day?
00:02:28You spent breathing away
00:02:34Come on, how'd you get these?
00:02:36My uncle Charlie just got back from Tijuana. He always brings me back something nice.
00:02:40Yeah, but now you gotta give these up, right?
00:02:42Dude, I don't think Cubans count.
00:02:44Yeah, you can't honestly expect me to put 40 of these babies to waste.
00:02:48Well, I think quitting smoking means quitting smoking.
00:02:51But they're Cubans.
00:02:53I don't know.
00:02:55Please?
00:02:58Yeah, whatever.
00:03:00Cool.
00:03:01Sweet.
00:03:03Alright, let's just light them already.
00:03:25Que bella.
00:03:27You said it, man.
00:03:29Beautiful.
00:03:31Thanks, Uncle Charlie.
00:03:33Alright, guys.
00:03:35Get your smokes out.
00:03:37It's time.
00:03:49Here's to quitting.
00:03:51To quitting.
00:03:57To quitting.
00:04:05To quitting.
00:04:13Salute.
00:04:21Salute.
00:04:52Hey, this is Mark.
00:04:54And Linda.
00:04:55Leave a message.
00:04:57Mark, it's Linda.
00:04:59I know you're there. Pick up.
00:05:01Pick up.
00:05:03Pick up!
00:05:05It's no use.
00:05:07You're probably passed out on your sofa again.
00:05:09It's 1230.
00:05:11You were supposed to meet me for lunch an hour ago.
00:05:14I swear, this is the last straw.
00:05:17I'm coming over to pick up my stuff.
00:05:19It's over between us.
00:05:21I hope you're really happy,
00:05:24you vile, stinking, putrid, self-centered,
00:05:28insensitive, vacuous, idiotic, chauvinistic,
00:05:32worthless, jobless, brainless, heartless,
00:05:35soulless piece of monkey shit!
00:05:40You have one unheard messages.
00:05:43One of your messages has not been heard first.
00:05:47You have not been heard first.
00:05:49Message left at 1230 p.m.
00:05:52Message one.
00:06:03Uh, Linda, this is Mark.
00:06:05Give me a call when you get this.
00:06:07Bye.
00:06:09Hey, Linda, it's me.
00:06:11Oh, crap. You're probably in class.
00:06:13Well, just give me a call when you get out.
00:06:15Love you.
00:06:16Come on. Pick up, pick up, pick up.
00:06:18Answer!
00:06:19Hi, it's me again.
00:06:21Listen, I got a really weird message
00:06:23on my answering machine earlier.
00:06:25Anyhoo, it's probably just now I'm playing a joke.
00:06:27Just give me a call back. I love you.
00:06:29Fuck!
00:06:30No, Mom, she didn't really say anything.
00:06:32No, no, no.
00:06:34I haven't talked to her yet.
00:06:36Yes, I tried calling her many times.
00:06:40I don't know, Mom.
00:06:42I don't know.
00:06:44Yes, Mom, I'm still living in Alan's garage.
00:06:47No, I don't think that's why she dumped me.
00:06:51No, they're not answering their phones either.
00:06:53Wait a second. Hold on, Mom.
00:06:55I think I hear a knock.
00:06:56I'll talk to you later. Bye.
00:06:58Dammit, Billy, how'd you get out of your cage?
00:07:00I'm sorry!
00:07:01Motherfucker!
00:07:02Motherfucker!
00:07:03Motherfucker!
00:07:04Motherfucker!
00:07:05Motherfucker!
00:07:06Motherfucker!
00:07:07Motherfucker!
00:07:08Motherfucker!
00:07:09Motherfucker!
00:07:10Ah!
00:07:11What did I do, what did I say
00:07:14To make you, Linda, go away?
00:07:17Oh, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda
00:07:20Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda
00:07:22Linda, Linda, Linda, Linda
00:07:24Fuck!
00:07:27Digging quite a hole for myself
00:07:34Keeping caution in my pocket but
00:07:37Cannot just forget about it and
00:07:43Standing on the edge of this mess
00:07:55Is it recording?
00:07:56Yeah, yeah, I think so.
00:07:59Cool.
00:08:00Alright.
00:08:01Count us off.
00:08:02Okay.
00:08:08Alan, Alan.
00:08:10Hey, stop it, stop it.
00:08:11Alan, this is an A minor.
00:08:14I know what a fucking A minor is.
00:08:16Well, then fucking play it next time.
00:08:18I fucking will.
00:08:20Okay, count us off.
00:08:25Okay, okay, okay, stop.
00:08:27Barry, the pickup note is an F sharp.
00:08:30I did play an F sharp.
00:08:32Tune your fucking bass.
00:08:35Alright.
00:08:36Let's go, Tony.
00:08:42Tony!
00:08:44Fucking A shit.
00:08:45Motherfucker.
00:08:46God damn it.
00:08:49Screwing mices.
00:08:52Well, I come around the corner
00:08:54And I see you there
00:08:56And my heart begins to race
00:08:59And you look up and wear your tiny shirt
00:09:03And your tiny shoe
00:09:04And you smile at me
00:09:06With such warmth and such grace
00:09:08I don't know, Alan.
00:09:09You think we'll be ready on Saturday?
00:09:11Dude, we're fine.
00:09:12Our live debut will go fine.
00:09:13And the women that will be throwing their panties
00:09:15Up on stage with us will be fine.
00:09:17Quit worrying.
00:09:18We've been working our asses off
00:09:19For this gig since semester ended
00:09:20And we deserve a break.
00:09:24Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:09:26Hey, you know, we really should do this more often.
00:09:28I mean, it's getting around the first of the month
00:09:30And I need rent money.
00:09:31How's Friday, Alan?
00:09:32Sorry, man, can't.
00:09:33Why the hell not?
00:09:34Got a date Friday.
00:09:35Instead of losing your money to me,
00:09:37You're gonna spend it on some damn woman?
00:09:39Damn straight.
00:09:41Huh.
00:09:42Think you might actually be growing a brain.
00:09:44Oh, well, I'll have to win my rent off Barry then.
00:09:47Uh, I can't either.
00:09:50What's your excuse?
00:09:51Don't tell me you've got a date.
00:09:53Point of fact, I do.
00:09:55No way!
00:09:56You know, there are women out there
00:09:58Who find me attractive.
00:09:59And I'm sure you find them attractive, too.
00:10:02After all, it's not how a girl looks on the outside
00:10:04But how she feels on the inside.
00:10:07You're a monster.
00:10:11So no Barry either.
00:10:13Well, Tony, looks like it's blackjack.
00:10:15Just you and me.
00:10:18Let me guess.
00:10:19Elisa-ma.
00:10:24I can't believe this.
00:10:25First Linda, then you guys.
00:10:26Everyone's bailing on me.
00:10:28Come on, think about the times you bailed on us for Linda.
00:10:30What are you talking about?
00:10:31Sorry, I can't go out tonight.
00:10:33Linda's coming over.
00:10:34I can't, uh, drive you to the airport?
00:10:36It's Linda's birthday.
00:10:38Sorry, got no necklace for money for Linda.
00:10:42Got no, got no money for, for Linda.
00:10:45For necklace.
00:10:46Got no Linda necklace for money.
00:11:00Shhh.
00:11:01Shhh.
00:11:02Shhh.
00:11:03Shhh.
00:11:04Shhh.
00:11:06So, Allen, who's this girl?
00:11:07Her name's Chastity.
00:11:09She asked me to tutor her for algebra one night.
00:11:17Well, things are going along pretty normally when,
00:11:20out of the blue, she said...
00:11:25What do you say to something like that?
00:11:30She said, I ain't have to say shit.
00:11:32She just jumped on deck.
00:11:34You know how I get down at what we jumped on next.
00:11:36Made me clean up her disloving like I'm rolling on eggs.
00:11:39Took a sip out of my drink.
00:11:41She said, let me kill the rest.
00:11:43She's the best in the nest, yeah.
00:11:47And the rest is history.
00:11:49Dude, you're such a he-slut.
00:11:51Hey, gigolo.
00:11:53Gigolo.
00:11:54Gigolo.
00:11:55Complete man-ho.
00:11:56I prefer the term pimp.
00:11:58I think maybe gonorrhea man fits better.
00:12:01Come on, that was months ago.
00:12:03The penicillin took care of that.
00:12:04You're not the least bit worried.
00:12:06About what?
00:12:07About going to bed with a complete stranger.
00:12:10Fuck that.
00:12:11How about going to bed with someone that easy?
00:12:12Man, I've been dreaming about this since my balls dropped.
00:12:15Balls?
00:12:16Eww.
00:12:17Dude, think about it.
00:12:18What?
00:12:19You screw this girl, you're screwing everybody she screwed.
00:12:22And if she screwed somebody who screwed somebody you screwed,
00:12:24then you could really screw yourself.
00:12:26Mark, I can't believe you're not backing me up.
00:12:28Hey, if he wants chlamydia, it's his business.
00:12:30There's nothing we can do to stop him.
00:12:32You guys worry too much.
00:12:34So stupid.
00:12:38Hey, what about yours, Barry?
00:12:40Mine?
00:12:41Oh, mine, huh?
00:12:42Her name's Marie.
00:12:44Nice.
00:12:45Pretty.
00:12:46French.
00:12:47Interesting story, really.
00:12:48I just sold my legal limit of plasma,
00:12:50so I was feeling a little puny.
00:12:52I decided to sit for a moment,
00:12:53gather my strength.
00:12:57Next thing I know, my face is in her lap.
00:13:02All right, Barry.
00:13:03It's not like you to move that fast.
00:13:05I was unconscious, you dipshit.
00:13:07Oh.
00:13:10Anyway, when I came to, I had her phone number in my pocket.
00:13:18I called her last night.
00:13:20Well, I'm free tonight.
00:13:22Maybe we can do something.
00:13:23Yeah, that sounds perfect.
00:13:25Why don't we go see a movie?
00:13:27I hear Camelot the Musical is out.
00:13:45My name is Lancelot.
00:13:47I come from Camelot.
00:13:49And you're the Lady of Shalott,
00:13:50so we should shag a lot.
00:13:52Let's shag a lot.
00:13:53My name is Guinevere.
00:13:54It's getting a little clear
00:13:55that you're the only man that's near,
00:13:57so we should shag a lot.
00:13:59Oh, we should shag a lot.
00:14:02We're together alone.
00:14:03It seems we're both in love.
00:14:05Each other's all we got.
00:14:09There's no one around,
00:14:10so let's lay down now.
00:14:12On second thought, let's just have dinner.
00:14:16She's absolutely wonderful.
00:14:18Cute, insightful, funny.
00:14:21Best part is, she's a lady.
00:14:23Nice rack.
00:14:24If you really must know,
00:14:26her breasts are symmetrical, ample, and perky.
00:14:30Really?
00:14:31No, Tony.
00:14:33Perky.
00:14:34But that's beside the point.
00:14:36We'll get back to her place.
00:14:40I had a really good time tonight.
00:14:48Me too.
00:14:49For a second there,
00:14:50I thought you were trying to steal my tongue.
00:14:52Uh, no.
00:14:53I generally don't do that outside of my, uh, my dungeon.
00:15:02You have a beautiful smile.
00:15:04You should use it more often.
00:15:06Thanks.
00:15:07Do you want to come in for a cup of tea?
00:15:09Coffee?
00:15:10Tea, thanks.
00:15:11Trying to steal your tongue?
00:15:13Surely I kiss better than that.
00:15:16You certainly do.
00:15:17And don't call me Shirley.
00:15:19I kind of walked right into that one, yeah.
00:15:22Then what happened?
00:15:24We kissed goodnight.
00:15:26Then what happened?
00:15:27I went home.
00:15:28You went home?
00:15:29What did you expect, an orgy?
00:15:31I expected you to at least get the second base.
00:15:33You know, Alan,
00:15:34some people don't even kiss on the first date.
00:15:36No kidding.
00:15:37Yeah.
00:15:39So, Tony, how about yours?
00:15:41Uh,
00:15:42pues,
00:15:43está bien.
00:15:44Yo hablo muy bien frente a muchas personas.
00:15:47¿Por qué?
00:15:48Yo hablo muy bien frente a muchas personas.
00:15:50¿Por qué?
00:15:51Yo debo practicar
00:15:53el tiempo y el tiempo
00:15:55con los niños,
00:15:56con las chicas,
00:15:57con los chicos.
00:15:59Está muy bien.
00:16:00Está muy bien.
00:16:01Los peces.
00:16:02Los peces están en la mar.
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00:17:17Hi, whamen is the uh...
00:17:22Ten alegre.
00:17:25Alegrissima.
00:17:27Sí.
00:17:28Sí.
00:17:29Anyone get any of that?
00:17:31Not a word.
00:18:10Thanks, Billy.
00:18:39Uh, do you guys have any, uh, like, adult-style films, like, porn?
00:18:53Down the hall, just around.
00:18:57Thanks.
00:18:59Good morning, sir.
00:19:08Welcome to Video Archive.
00:19:11How may I help you?
00:19:12Barry, about our gig Saturday, I really think we need another rehearsal.
00:19:17What do you mean?
00:19:18You sound great, man.
00:19:19I don't know.
00:19:20The intro to Love of Mine is still a little off, and I'd just really feel a lot better
00:19:24if we had another rehearsal.
00:19:25Mark, I never thought I'd be the one to say this, but you worry too much.
00:19:30Just quit worrying.
00:19:31We'll bring the house down.
00:19:33It's our first gig.
00:19:34Come on.
00:19:35We're not going to buy anything!
00:19:36Get out of my way!
00:19:37Look, pal, I'm talking to my...
00:19:39Hello.
00:19:40You got something to say to me, Ron?
00:19:43No, sir.
00:19:44Get out of my way, fat boy!
00:19:49Hey.
00:19:53You know they don't pay you to stand around and act like a fag, pussy.
00:19:56Yes, sir.
00:19:57Thank you, sir.
00:19:58Say it.
00:19:59Say what?
00:20:00Say you're a pussy.
00:20:01But that's not necessary...
00:20:03Say it!
00:20:05I'm a pussy.
00:20:06That's right.
00:20:07Now get back to work, cock jockey.
00:20:17Beautiful morning, don't you think?
00:20:19Love your shirt, by the way.
00:20:20You ready to go?
00:20:21Hi.
00:20:22Oh.
00:20:23Hi, Mark.
00:20:24Linda?
00:20:25Care to introduce us?
00:20:26Uh, yeah.
00:20:27Jacob, this is Mark.
00:20:28Mark.
00:20:29Jacob.
00:20:30Pleasure.
00:20:31Yeah.
00:20:32Um, maybe we'd better get going.
00:20:33Okay, then.
00:20:34Well, I'll just be there in just a second, okay?
00:20:35Okay, then.
00:20:36All right.
00:20:37Miss me.
00:20:38Bye.
00:20:39You're nothing but a little girl.
00:20:40Bitch.
00:20:41Who the fuck is this guy?
00:20:42Calm down, Jacob.
00:20:43You know what to do.
00:20:44Let's get him out, okay?
00:20:45You're not gonna get away with this.
00:20:46You're probably the only one who's ever had to go through this.
00:20:47Look out.
00:20:48You have a roommate.
00:20:49If you go, he's gonna get you.
00:20:50Yeah, I know.
00:20:51Come on.
00:20:52No.
00:20:53No.
00:20:54No.
00:20:55Ow.
00:20:56Ow.
00:20:57Ow.
00:20:58Oh.
00:20:59Whoa.
00:21:00Whoa.
00:21:01Oh.
00:21:02Ow.
00:21:03Ow.
00:21:04Ow.
00:21:05Ow.
00:21:06Ow.
00:21:07Ow.
00:21:08Ow.
00:21:09Calm down, man. It's not like it's the end of the world or anything.
00:21:12Did you know about this?
00:21:13I didn't know about this. I mean, what the hell?
00:21:15Dude, I said calm down.
00:21:18What? I'm perfectly calm.
00:21:26Ow!
00:21:27You fucking asshole!
00:21:29Oh yeah, well shut up your ass!
00:21:31Excuse me?
00:21:32Not you, this fuckhead!
00:21:33Huh?
00:21:34What the hell was she doing with that guy, Alan?
00:21:36First of all, how do you even know she's with him?
00:21:39She kissed him.
00:21:43I see.
00:21:44Oh god, she kissed him!
00:21:46I think I'm gonna be sick.
00:21:48Well shit, man, it was bound to happen sooner.
00:21:50Well fuck, man, it happened sooner now, didn't it?
00:21:55Listen, Mark, I gotta go.
00:21:57Four days! Four days! She left me four days ago and now she's running around with a black angel of death.
00:22:02I mean, she obviously has no idea what she's getting herself into.
00:22:05This man is evil! Pure evil!
00:22:07You just don't understand!
00:22:08Mark, come back!
00:22:12Good morning.
00:22:13Good morning.
00:22:16Hungry?
00:22:17Oh yeah.
00:22:19Afraid I don't have much to eat.
00:22:21I got some cereal, but no milk.
00:22:23Wait, I have some beef jerky.
00:22:27I don't want any of that.
00:22:30You're not a vegetarian, are you?
00:22:32Think I have some ramen.
00:22:38You know what I want.
00:22:41Bagel?
00:22:42Don't play coy with me.
00:22:44I want you now on the kitchen counter.
00:22:48Baby, come on, we just went for hours last night.
00:22:50Don't you just want to cuddle? Maybe spoon?
00:22:53No, I don't want a spoon, I want a fork.
00:23:08What now?
00:23:13Hello, Barry Cobb speaking.
00:23:15Hey, Barry. Listen.
00:23:18Did you get that asshole Jacob's background check and credit info yet?
00:23:22No, I told you, Mark, I can't.
00:23:24Why the hell not?
00:23:25Because I could lose my job, man.
00:23:27You mean to tell me that your job is more important than your most important friend in the whole wide world?
00:23:31Yes, yes, that's what I'm saying.
00:23:33Okay, fine, Barry, but I will never forget this.
00:23:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:23:38Oh, by the way, dude, can I borrow five bucks?
00:23:41Mark, I gotta go.
00:23:49Barry, your five minute break ended ten seconds ago. Back to work.
00:23:52Wait, can I...
00:23:53No, you can't. Get back to work.
00:23:55Now.
00:23:56Alright.
00:24:04Hello?
00:24:16This is Mark. Leave your fucking message.
00:24:20Hey, Mark, this is Mom.
00:24:22I'm just calling to check on you because you never call me back.
00:24:26Anyway, give me a call when you get this and let me know how you're doing.
00:24:29I love you, son.
00:24:33I love you, too.
00:25:03I love you, too.
00:25:33I love you, too.
00:26:03I love you.
00:26:33Alright.
00:27:03I love you.
00:27:05I love you, too.
00:27:33I love you.
00:28:04A full pack of cigarettes? This is the happiest day of my...
00:28:13Stand down smokers.
00:28:15Brought to you by the Arkansas Department of Healthy California.
00:28:19I thought she'd never fall asleep.
00:28:21I don't know how much more of this I can take.
00:28:25God, I have to pee.
00:28:27But if I move, I might wake her up.
00:28:30I'm not sure I want to take that chance because if she gets up, she'll just want to screw again.
00:28:35I need some time to heal or it's gonna fall off.
00:28:43It's gonna be a long night.
00:28:53Damn it!
00:29:01I love you.
00:29:03I love you.
00:29:05I love you.
00:29:07I love you.
00:29:09I love you.
00:29:11I love you.
00:29:13I love you.
00:29:15I love you.
00:29:17I love you.
00:29:19I love you.
00:29:21I love you.
00:29:23I love you.
00:29:25I love you.
00:29:27I love you.
00:29:29I love you.
00:29:31I love you.
00:29:37Test subject 190736.
00:29:41Have a seat.
00:29:47Make yourself at home.
00:29:49Ah. Oh.
00:29:51No smoking.
00:29:53Wha...?
00:29:57I just need to ask you a few questions.
00:30:06Uh, do you have a history of chronic headaches?
00:30:09Uh, no.
00:30:11Okay.
00:30:13Good. Earaches?
00:30:15No.
00:30:17Okay, good. Allergies?
00:30:19Oh, well sometimes I get this, uh...
00:30:21Great. Heart disease?
00:30:23I'm 20.
00:30:25Scurvy?
00:30:26Leprosy.
00:30:27Leprosy?
00:30:29Not a leper. Surprise, surprise.
00:30:31Okay, looks like you check out.
00:30:33Got a new product for you to test.
00:30:35What is it?
00:30:37Well, if you stop interrupting me.
00:30:39I'll show you.
00:30:43Here.
00:30:45Vanilla Musk?
00:30:47I didn't name it.
00:30:49I just work here.
00:30:51We've been working with pheromones,
00:30:53distilling them, refining them,
00:30:55checking their potency.
00:30:57Smells good.
00:30:59Thank you.
00:31:01Well, tonight you will use only one drop,
00:31:03tomorrow two drops,
00:31:05and so on for the next ten days.
00:31:07Uh, record any complaints you have
00:31:09in this notebook.
00:31:13Okay.
00:31:15Uh, if itching, irritation,
00:31:17or rash occurs,
00:31:19discontinue use and contact us immediately.
00:31:21Got it?
00:31:23Okay.
00:31:25Let's see, uh,
00:31:27just sign on the dotted line.
00:31:37Don't worry about that.
00:31:41Great.
00:31:43Great.
00:31:47Thanks, and, uh,
00:31:49we'll mail you your check in a few days.
00:31:51Thanks.
00:31:53I really need that money.
00:32:03Thank you, Dr. Statham.
00:32:05Dr. Statham, please.
00:32:21♪
00:32:52Stop.
00:32:54Finite!
00:32:56Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
00:32:58Oh.
00:33:00Sounding good, guys.
00:33:02Let's just take it once more from the top.
00:33:04Let's not.
00:33:06I say we break for lunch.
00:33:08Si!
00:33:10Destinare!
00:33:12Now!
00:33:14Now! Now!
00:33:22Hey, Alan?
00:33:24I know it's early and all,
00:33:26but do you want a drink or something?
00:33:28No.
00:33:30Why?
00:33:32You look like my little brother before the Ritalin.
00:33:34What?
00:33:36I'm perfectly fine.
00:33:38You sure?
00:33:40Butt out.
00:33:42God, you'd think if a guy got this much tail,
00:33:44he'd be a little more relaxed.
00:33:46Son of a!
00:33:48Hey, hey, come on, guys.
00:33:51♪
00:33:53Stop!
00:33:55Stop!
00:33:57Stop!
00:33:59Stop!
00:34:01Hey!
00:34:03Uh!
00:34:05Uh!
00:34:07Uh!
00:34:09Uh!
00:34:11Uh!
00:34:13Uh!
00:34:15Uh!
00:34:17Uh!
00:34:19Uh!
00:34:29I give...
00:34:30she takes.
00:34:32I give...
00:34:34she takes.
00:34:36And she never stops.
00:34:38It's never enough for her.
00:34:40I haven't slept for 48 hours.
00:34:42The only reason she let up
00:34:44is because I told her I had to go to work.
00:34:46You don't have a job.
00:34:48Yeah, she doesn't know that.
00:34:50I see.
00:34:52I would have told her anything.
00:34:54All she cares about is sex.
00:34:56And I can't keep up.
00:35:00I need time to recuperate.
00:35:02Right now,
00:35:04it's like trying to squeeze blood
00:35:06from a turd up.
00:35:08Eww.
00:35:12Anyway, I'm meeting her later on tonight.
00:35:14And I don't know what to do.
00:35:16What can I say?
00:35:18Sucks, man.
00:35:20Yeah.
00:35:22Mango?
00:35:24Tony, it's a banana.
00:35:28Banana?
00:35:30Yeah, sure, thanks.
00:35:36You gotta break it off, man.
00:35:38Yeah.
00:35:44What?
00:35:52What is the matter?
00:35:54You've been waiting all your life
00:35:56to date an infomaniac.
00:35:58And you finally find one
00:36:00and what are you doing?
00:36:02Don't listen to him, man.
00:36:04It's Amy.
00:36:06What are you doing?
00:36:08Huh?
00:36:10Well, what is with the wings and the halo
00:36:12and stuff like that?
00:36:14Oh, oh, sorry.
00:36:16Malachari, I just got back
00:36:18from the Henderson's costume party.
00:36:20Um, uh, give me a second.
00:36:26Much better.
00:36:28You can't break it off.
00:36:30There are guys, there are millions of guys
00:36:32out there who would kill to be in your shoes.
00:36:34No way, man.
00:36:36It has to stop.
00:36:38He has to think about his poor beard.
00:36:40Damien!
00:36:42Who said he won?
00:36:44I mean, this is the most amount of tail
00:36:46he is ever going to get.
00:36:48There'll be other women.
00:36:50Not like this one!
00:36:52Well, there won't be any more women
00:36:54if Johnson falls off, now will there?
00:37:00Well, you've got a point.
00:37:02But still, it doesn't matter
00:37:04because no matter how much action
00:37:06he ever gets in the future,
00:37:08one will get lost and he could be dead
00:37:10in ten years.
00:37:12Who gives a fuck?
00:37:14You don't go after what's great,
00:37:16but fine, just throw it away.
00:37:18Fuck you, too.
00:37:20Who listens to me, anyway?
00:37:22Just a guy with big fucking ears
00:37:24and a wonderful leather jacket.
00:37:38Don't you know I've been
00:37:40walking so far?
00:37:42Maybe this time
00:37:44I could stay a little longer
00:37:46and show you
00:37:48that I'll be walking
00:37:50on my feet
00:37:52in the dark.
00:38:08So,
00:38:10how do I look?
00:38:14Right.
00:38:16So,
00:38:18how do I look?
00:38:22Right.
00:38:40Hello?
00:38:42Mama!
00:38:44Papa?
00:38:46How are you?
00:38:50Mama!
00:39:06Yes, Mama.
00:39:14Mama!
00:39:16Mama!
00:39:20What?
00:39:22There's nothing.
00:39:24I ate a cat yesterday.
00:39:28It's really
00:39:30very delicious.
00:39:36Mama!
00:39:40Mama, I have to go
00:39:42but later, right?
00:39:46Bye, Mama.
00:39:48Bye, my son.
00:39:58You okay?
00:40:00Yeah.
00:40:02Why?
00:40:12Why?
00:40:22Beautiful.
00:40:24Just beautiful.
00:40:26Talking about the piece?
00:40:28Could be.
00:40:30Mark, what do you want?
00:40:32Where's Jerkoff?
00:40:34Mark, I really don't want to
00:40:36go into this right now.
00:40:38No, Linda.
00:40:40Talk!
00:40:42What's there to talk about?
00:40:44We're through.
00:40:46But why?
00:40:48What went wrong?
00:40:50You know exactly what went wrong.
00:40:52No, I don't.
00:40:54I know this had nothing to do
00:40:56with a couple of missed lunch dates
00:40:58but I had to figure that out
00:41:00for myself, now didn't I?
00:41:02Mark!
00:41:04Linda, what happened?
00:41:06I thought we had a good thing going.
00:41:08Wait a second, I was miserable?
00:41:10Oh, drop the act!
00:41:12It belittles us both.
00:41:14Did you know how many blindly attractive men
00:41:16I knew while we were together?
00:41:18I could have had my pick of any of them
00:41:20but I chose to stay with you.
00:41:22Why?
00:41:24Because I thought I loved you.
00:41:26Because I thought you felt the same way
00:41:28about me.
00:41:30Because I thought
00:41:32that you were as loyal to me
00:41:34as I was to you.
00:41:36Bastard!
00:42:06You look nice!
00:42:08Thanks!
00:42:36Um...
00:42:38So...
00:42:40What do you want to do?
00:42:42Hey!
00:42:44Murray!
00:42:46Murray!
00:42:48What do you want to do?
00:42:50Murray!
00:42:52Murray!
00:42:54Murray!
00:42:56Murray!
00:42:58Murray!
00:43:00Murray!
00:43:02Murray!
00:43:04Murray!
00:43:28Okay, okay, okay, okay!
00:43:34Self-preservation over sex. That is beyond me. Well, maybe. If you had half a brain cell,
00:43:55it wouldn't be. Are you calling me stupid?
00:43:58Uh-huh. Let me think. Yeah. Degenerate! Eh, retard! Goodie, goodie, goodie, goodie,
00:44:05two-shoes! Simple thing! Sissy! Merry! Moron!
00:44:15Maybe I've been looking at this situation all wrong.
00:44:18Maybe life shouldn't be spent in the constant pursuit of poon.
00:44:21Man, I used to think that if I could get it anytime I wanted, I would be happy.
00:44:24But I'm not. I've just been thinking of women as sexual objects and not real people.
00:44:30Maybe if I got to know Chastity better, I'd like her for the person she is,
00:44:33and not for the things she does with her tongue.
00:44:54I think I'll tell her no more sex for a while. Maybe for once, I can actually base a relationship
00:45:19off of mutual trust and respect, and not just have her bury my boner.
00:45:25Dude! I think he's serious!
00:45:28Well, shit! You see what you did?
00:45:31Me? This is all your fault!
00:45:33Genius, genius, genius, genius, fucking genius!
00:45:54Mamma mia!
00:45:55Ugh!
00:45:56You can't respect a fisherman!
00:45:58I've got a brown capriote!
00:46:01Why do you have a brown capriote?
00:46:04What do you mean?
00:46:05It's annoying.
00:46:07I've had a brown capriote once!
00:46:10Mamma mia, me too.
00:46:12But it's always been a fag.
00:46:14I don't see it!
00:46:15It's Antonio!
00:46:16It's little Antonio!
00:46:18Is this Antonio?
00:46:20You know me?
00:46:22Macaroni e biscotti!
00:46:33Oh my God, she's married!
00:46:36That's not true!
00:46:37Yes, she is!
00:46:38Since she was a child.
00:46:40I really like Volkswagen!
00:46:42You'll have to do it again.
00:46:43Let me talk to her.
00:46:47God!
00:46:48How much longer are we going to do this?
00:46:51Eleven?
00:46:53Oh no!
00:46:55What?
00:46:57They're going for eleven!
00:47:00My God!
00:47:01I'll be late for Mrs. Robinson!
00:47:05You don't know Mrs. Robinson.
00:47:08Yes, I do.
00:47:11One of your punishments is to stay with Valerio.
00:47:15Throw a plate if you want.
00:47:18I'll allow it.
00:47:20But I won't throw a plate.
00:47:23Is that a tango?
00:47:26Take a step on your feet.
00:47:38Mmm, you're in peace.
00:47:45Okay.
00:48:16Okay.
00:48:39Oh no!
00:48:41Oh my God!
00:49:07I know you're here!
00:49:09I know you're here!
00:49:24Alec, baby!
00:49:25Love of my insignificant, teensy-bitsy life!
00:49:28You cannot do this!
00:49:30I won't!
00:49:31I won't let you do this!
00:49:32No more party?
00:49:34What are you thinking?
00:49:37Oh, hey!
00:49:42Chastity?
00:49:44Join the party, honey.
00:49:46Yeah!
00:49:51I trusted you!
00:49:55Got you!
00:50:06Tis us!
00:50:37Mmm.
00:50:54Huh?
00:51:07Huh?
00:51:13Start, start, you piece of shit!
00:51:29No!
00:51:36No!
00:52:04Nice night.
00:52:06Yeah.
00:52:09Help yourself.
00:52:13How'd it go with the nympho?
00:52:14You break it off?
00:52:16Yeah.
00:52:18How are you holding up?
00:52:19Barely.
00:52:23I kind of wish you'd never introduced me to Linda.
00:52:25If she had remained a friend of a friend.
00:52:27What makes you say that?
00:52:29I think she found out, Alan.
00:52:31Found out what?
00:52:33Did she take those hearings you got her to the jeweler?
00:52:36No.
00:52:38I think she found out about Felicity.
00:52:40Felicity North?
00:52:42Really?
00:52:43Explains a lot, doesn't it?
00:52:45Yeah.
00:52:46I mean, damn it!
00:52:48Just knew someday, someday, this would bite me in the ass.
00:52:52I mean, I knew it!
00:52:53Well, what the hell was I thinking?
00:52:55You weren't thinking, that's why it happened.
00:52:57Well, I must have been crazy.
00:52:59You weren't crazy, just drunk.
00:53:01I mean, how could she possibly have found out?
00:53:04I can't imagine.
00:53:06I mean, only three people knew about it.
00:53:08Myself, obviously.
00:53:10Felicity, of course.
00:53:12And...
00:53:15You son of a bitch!
00:53:17Mark, I'm sorry.
00:53:19How could you do this to me?
00:53:21The same way you did it to her.
00:53:23I was drunk and she tricked me.
00:53:25That's no excuse.
00:53:26No, Mark, it's not.
00:53:32Alan, I...
00:53:34Man, I... this is...
00:53:36Listen, she's my friend, too.
00:53:38And I care about her more than you'll ever know.
00:53:40She's one in a million!
00:53:42And you treated her like a complete ass.
00:53:45I'm not even talking about the fact that you cheated on her,
00:53:47bad as that was.
00:53:49Bottom line, you should have told her.
00:53:51I should have told her.
00:53:52Yeah.
00:53:53Are you fucking nuts?
00:53:54She'd yell, she'd scream, she'd kick your ass,
00:53:57but in the end, she'd forgive you.
00:53:59You made a mistake.
00:54:01You're human.
00:54:03Linda should have heard it from you right then and there,
00:54:05not from some wasted friend she was taking home one night.
00:54:08That shouldn't happen to girls like her.
00:54:11You're saying I don't deserve her.
00:54:13I'm saying you haven't been that impressive lately.
00:54:18So what do I do?
00:54:20Well, do you love her?
00:54:24I don't know.
00:54:27Well, that, my friend,
00:54:30is the first thing you need to fucking figure out.
00:54:35Dude, what happened to you?
00:54:37Why are you so helpful all of a sudden?
00:54:39Did you take some sensitivity training or something?
00:54:42Did you take a sharp blow to the head?
00:54:45Maybe I gained some perspective.
00:54:47Perspective?
00:54:48Yeah.
00:54:49You should try it out.
00:54:50It might do you good.
00:54:52Yeah, okay, Alan.
00:54:53That's good advice, yeah.
00:54:57Look, I know you've got a lot to think about.
00:55:03Oh, and Mark,
00:55:05heights and alcohol don't mix.
00:55:07Don't get too drunk.
00:55:11Yeah?
00:55:24Burp.
00:55:38Well, I hope Tony's date's going better than mine.
00:55:53Would you shed a tear?
00:55:58Bella, Bella!
00:56:16Hello?
00:56:19What?
00:56:21Ew.
00:56:23Fucking pervert.
00:56:37Hello?
00:56:49Fuck.
00:56:55Fucking neighbors.
00:56:58Will you keep it down?
00:57:00It's three in the morning, for Christ's sake.
00:57:19Amazing grace
00:57:26How sweet the sound
00:57:30That saved a wretch
00:57:34Who cheated on his girlfriend
00:57:37And is never gonna talk to him again in a million years
00:57:41I once was lost
00:57:46And I'm still lost
00:57:53Oh, Linda, take me back
00:58:04Cheer up, asshole!
00:58:06Gee, Linda made me brownies
00:58:11I ate them all
00:58:15I got kids asleep in here
00:58:17But her cookies were much better
00:58:23I'm about to call the police
00:58:26She put up with me
00:58:31You're spitting brownie up
00:58:33She's, she's weed, my girl
00:58:39What's that? Some of us are trying to sleep
00:58:42Now, I'm about to hurl up
00:58:57Yes, I went to the doctor
00:58:59With my head in my hands
00:59:01The doctor said, Big Bill, I think I'll have to give you monkey glands
00:59:05Before you just keep on drinking
00:59:08Yes, I keep on drinking
00:59:12I'm gonna keep on drinking
00:59:16Till good liquor carry me down
00:59:19Lord, my woman told me to stop drinking
00:59:24And come on home
00:59:26If you don't, Big Bill, some other man
00:59:29Must have your business on
00:59:31But I'm just gonna keep on drinking
00:59:33Yes, I'm gonna keep on drinking
00:59:36I'm just gonna keep on drinking
00:59:40Till good liquor carry me down
00:59:50Oh, cripes, I'm late
01:00:10Hey, Barry
01:00:29Hey, Kim
01:00:31Hey, if you see Alan, could you ask him why he hasn't called?
01:00:34How?
01:00:42How?
01:00:44How?
01:00:49Hey, Kim
01:00:50Never thought that I was going
01:00:52Looking for me
01:00:54I found you
01:00:55Now we're together
01:00:58How?
01:01:00♪ Like, oh, you can't do anything but shove, shove it up
01:01:05♪ It's the day, it's the day
01:01:07♪ Let's go, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:08♪ It's the day, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:11♪ It's the day, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:15♪ It's the day, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:19♪ It's the day, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:23♪ It's the day, it's gonna be the best day
01:01:28Help, help, help.
01:01:45Mark, wake up!
01:01:58Ugh.
01:02:07Dammit, Mark! Wake up!
01:02:10Oww!
01:02:12Sleep well?
01:02:16Bite me?
01:02:18I fell off the roof again, didn't I?
01:02:20It's okay. The garbage broke your fall.
01:02:25Just get your drunk ass cleaned up.
01:02:27Oww!
01:02:32One of these days, you're gonna break your neck.
01:02:40Heineken alcohol don't mix.
01:02:44Come on!
01:02:50God, you're a heavy bastard!
01:02:53What time is it?
01:02:54About 6.30.
01:02:57I warned you!
01:03:00Alan?
01:03:02Yeah?
01:03:03Please shut up.
01:03:04Sorry, man, I can't do that.
01:03:06You're a mess, you know that?
01:03:09You've gotta get a hold of yourself, man.
01:03:11Is that barf?
01:03:13Yes, it is.
01:03:15You're not listening to me, are you?
01:03:17Where are my shoes?
01:03:19I don't know.
01:03:21Look, Mark, you need—
01:03:22Have you ever lost my shoes before?
01:03:25Look, stay here.
01:03:27I'm gonna go up on the roof and get your shit, okay?
01:03:29Oh, Alan.
01:03:31What?
01:03:32See if you can find my shoes, please.
01:03:34Sure.
01:03:35Oh, and Alan, Alan.
01:03:37Yeah?
01:03:38Could you make some coffee?
01:03:40Sure.
01:03:41Oh, and Alan?
01:03:44Yes, Mark?
01:03:46What can I do for you?
01:03:48If you see Linda, don't tell her I fell off the roof.
01:03:52I don't think I can make that kind of coffee.
01:03:54I'll make that kind of promise.
01:04:25Ah!
01:04:49Who is it?
01:04:55Who is it?
01:05:01You've come to dissuade me from never speaking to Mark again.
01:05:03Actually, I came to hit on your sister.
01:05:05Is she home?
01:05:07Are all men bastards?
01:05:09Or is it just you and Mark?
01:05:11How lovely it is to see you, too.
01:05:17What are you watching?
01:05:19Amor Profundo.
01:05:21Deep love?
01:05:23Profound love.
01:05:25Aren't we nitpicky today?
01:05:27It's a soap opera.
01:05:29Maria is leaving and Luis Alfonso is trying to stop her.
01:05:31Really?
01:05:33Maria Elena.
01:05:35Luis Alfonso.
01:05:37What does this mean?
01:05:39I'm leaving.
01:05:41No, don't go.
01:05:43But I have to.
01:05:45No, you can't.
01:05:47Why?
01:05:49Because I love you.
01:05:52I love you, too.
01:06:04Oh, Luis Alfonso.
01:06:08Linda, look.
01:06:10I'm gonna go make us some popcorn if you want some.
01:06:14Mark's a train wreck.
01:06:16Mark's always a train wreck.
01:06:18He fell off the roof.
01:06:21Again?
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:25He needs to keep his feet on the ground.
01:06:27He needs a reason to.
01:06:29He needs an intervention.
01:06:31He needs you.
01:06:33I'm afraid it's a package deal, Alan.
01:06:35Sobriety along with honesty,
01:06:37sensitivity, and fidelity.
01:06:39If he really can't swing those four,
01:06:41then I want nothing more to do with him.
01:06:43The man loves you, Linda.
01:06:45What more can you ask?
01:06:47Give him another chance to prove himself.
01:06:50No, let him prove himself to Felicity West.
01:06:52North.
01:06:54Whatever.
01:06:56Let him prove himself to a whole damned harem for all I care.
01:06:58He doesn't want a harem.
01:07:00He wants you.
01:07:02Oh, please.
01:07:04Shut up and listen.
01:07:06He was out drinking and he got a little careless.
01:07:08Does that make him stupid?
01:07:10Yeah.
01:07:12Does that make him not worth your time?
01:07:14No.
01:07:16The guy cares about you more than anything.
01:07:18Who are you and what have you done with Alan?
01:07:20Hey, I'm just trying to talk to him.
01:07:22Hold on.
01:07:24Hello?
01:07:26Yeah, this is he.
01:07:48I want to have your babies.
01:07:50I can cook.
01:07:52I like to cuddle.
01:07:54You used to meet my mom.
01:07:56I can wear a dress.
01:07:58I can sing.
01:08:00I can dance.
01:08:02I can sing.
01:08:04I can dance.
01:08:06I can sing.
01:08:08I can dance.
01:08:10I can sing.
01:08:12I want to have your babies.
01:08:14I can cook.
01:08:16I can wear a dress.
01:08:47I want to have your babies.
01:08:49I can sing.
01:08:51I can dance.
01:08:53I can sing.
01:08:55I want to have your babies.
01:08:57I can sing.
01:08:59I can dance.
01:09:01I can sing.
01:09:03I want to have your babies.
01:09:05I can sing.
01:09:07I can dance.
01:09:09I can sing.
01:09:11I want to have your babies.
01:09:13I can sing.
01:09:15I love you, girl.
01:09:37What?
01:09:39When?
01:09:45Barry, where have you been? I've been calling all morning.
01:09:48It's a long story. What happened?
01:09:50He got shot.
01:09:51He what?
01:09:52The doctor says he's going to be fine.
01:09:54How? When?
01:09:55I can't believe this.
01:09:56Would somebody please tell me what happened?
01:09:58Somebody shot Tony!
01:10:02Look, it happened last night.
01:10:10Bella, Bella.
01:10:13I can't believe this.
01:10:15Would somebody please tell me what happened?
01:10:17Somebody shot Tony!
01:10:19I can't believe this.
01:10:21Would somebody please tell me what happened?
01:10:23Somebody shot Tony!
01:10:25I can't believe this.
01:10:27I
01:10:57I
01:11:03The milf was married the milf was married bitch
01:11:09As it turns out they'd been separated for three months her husband got one that she was filing for divorce and yeah
01:11:17anyway
01:11:27Oh
01:11:51If the neighbors hadn't called 9-1-1 Tony probably would have bled to death
01:11:58You
01:12:08Barry
01:12:10Yeah, more those Cubans
01:12:13They're in my car. I thought you'd never ask right behind you man typical
01:12:19What you just quit I knew you wouldn't make it a week you have an inability to commit to anything
01:12:26Listen
01:12:27None of us have had a cigarette for six days
01:12:29Our first gig is in five and a half hours our best friend and drummer is
01:12:34Lying in a hospital bed unconscious with a gunshot wound
01:12:37Can't you think of anything nice to say?
01:12:42Sorry go and get your nicotine fix. I'll keep an eye on him
01:12:55I
01:13:11Okay, listen guys, I'm telling you we're gonna need a drummer what just until Tony can play again, dude
01:13:16No, I mean, that's just not right. What do you suggest we go on tonight without one? We canceled the gig man
01:13:24Cancel
01:13:26You guys remember how hard we worked for this all those all-night rehearsals
01:13:31You Barry
01:13:33Remember when you passed up on that ski trip because you felt we needed more practice and Alan
01:13:39Remember when you had to make out with the manager's daughter just to get him to book us
01:13:43I don't think I've ever seen a woman that ugly
01:13:46You guys want to quit?
01:13:49We have sacrificed a lot for this one chance one chance to play our music in front of people and I think
01:13:55Tony would want us to go on without
01:13:58Mark face it. It's over
01:14:01Not till I say it is Christ mark Tony's dying and you're still obsessing about some stupid gig
01:14:06This gig is important. Oh, but not as important as some friends life. Don't you lecture me?
01:14:11You arrogant bastard Tony's as much my friend as he is yours
01:14:15You want to take a swing come on take your best shot asshole guys
01:14:19Let's take you carry away. You want a broken nose. You just keep on talking
01:14:22Maybe you do better when my back is turned that is where you like to stab people
01:14:33Guys
01:14:35Tony you're alive. You're awake. Thank God
01:14:39It's okay
01:14:41Play gig without me Jesus
01:14:50Hey
01:14:52Barry now, we're just talking. Yeah, Linda
01:14:56What about her there's nothing I can do or say to have her take me back
01:15:01It's hopeless get your head out of your ass. That's not what I'm talking about
01:15:06I'm confused what?
01:15:08She used to play drums
01:15:11Oh shit, you're right
01:15:17Hey Linda in high school you played percussion, right? Hang on mark you could fill in for Tony tonight. I
01:15:25Don't know
01:15:26Haven't played in ages and besides my concerts tonight. Wait
01:15:31Five o'clock. How long does your set list an hour and a half?
01:15:36That's cutting it close. We'll have to tune and set up at 630 and then we go on at 7
01:15:40Well, Alan, I could do that. We could set up you can pick her up at 630. Yeah
01:15:46It's cutting it's cutting close, but but it could work. What do you say Linda? I
01:15:51Don't know
01:15:53Come on, you know, our song is pretty good. Well, what you'll do great Linda, please
01:16:00Okay mark, but I'm doing it for Tony not you
01:16:04Yes
01:16:09Hey Barry, let's do a sound test
01:16:34Damn that was loud. What did you say?
01:16:44And when I got out of the fountain they finally stopped I guess the chlorine must have washed it off
01:16:55Yeah
01:16:58So what about Marie I mean is she like I mean she alright is she back to normal or what as far as I know
01:17:03She's still under the influence of Manila musk
01:17:09Is that her what huh she seems alright to me Marie
01:17:17Hey
01:17:18Alan this is Marie Marie out the pleasure. It's all mine. Shut up
01:17:26Oh
01:17:32Hi, hi, so, um, what's up?
01:17:38This is a little awkward you can say that again, this is a little awkward
01:17:45Cute Barry, I don't even know where to start I
01:17:51couldn't die
01:17:52Look Marie, it's really my fault. I was wearing this experimental cologne and
01:17:58Well
01:18:00It's it's a long story
01:18:04So
01:18:06So what now?
01:18:09Look Marie, maybe we should take things slow for a little while
01:18:12I mean that was a strange experience to say the least and for the both of us. I
01:18:18Agree definitely the most sensible course. We need a little time to sort this out. Yeah, definitely
01:18:36More than enough time for me you can say that me too another pun averted
01:18:43So
01:18:45Are you sticking around for the show? I
01:18:48Don't know. I hear the band really sucks
01:18:52What's an underage girl like you doing in a place like this? Anyway, but I think I'll stay because the basis is really cute
01:19:00You're a real riot. Yeah
01:19:04You say bassist I meant bartender where is that bouncer?
01:19:13Oh
01:19:26Alright look asshole you want to get to Linda you're gonna have to
01:19:33Go through me
01:19:36Ah
01:19:40What gets me about pussies like you is that you always go for one woman I
01:19:49Mean Linda's a nice piece of tail. Come on dumbass move on. There are plenty of fish in the sea
01:19:59You have no idea how to make her happy see this is the kind of thing you got to get out of your head
01:20:04Women don't need to be made happy. They're like toilet paper. They're meant to be used once and thrown away
01:20:21You're a complete ass I'm an ass no, no, no, you're the one that's getting the shit be natty for some broad
01:20:27that doesn't even want you anyway, I
01:20:29I
01:20:32Can't let you hurt her. I see you think you're being brave and I suppose you think you're in love with her
01:20:40Listen to me. Love is an illusion the pain is real
01:20:51I've never liked him much anyway
01:21:00I love you. Fuck you. I
01:21:03Was an asshole a huge asshole. No, you were a phenomenal asshole
01:21:08You're the best thing in my life and I took you for granted. You got that fucking right?
01:21:13Well for what it's worth
01:21:16I'm sorry
01:21:25Apology accepted
01:21:30I
01:21:33Love you, I love you too. You son of a bitch. I'll never hurt you again
01:21:42I'll run your balls over a cheese grater. If you do, are we clear?
01:21:51Fuck what time is it? Oh, I nearly forgot 641
01:21:56To the Mart mobile
01:22:26Oh
01:22:57I
01:22:58We're patched
01:23:01Now I remember hiring four guys to play a set for me
01:23:04But I must be suffering from amnesia because I only see two they're coming
01:23:09We had to find a replacement drummer at the last minute marks picking her up. Well, if they're not here in five minutes
01:23:14I'm pulling you guys. I have a business to run what I hired you guys to open for another band a better band
01:23:21Now if need be they can play the whole night I am doing you guys a favor not vice versa five minutes
01:23:52Oh
01:24:02Thank God you're here max was about to pull us
01:24:07You look like hell. Oh
01:24:10Yeah, I got the late uh
01:24:12We're all set tuned in waiting
01:24:15Looks like we have a pretty good crowd tonight. So good of you to join us
01:24:19Get the fuck on stage. Yes, sir
01:24:35Hey, we're Cuban of us
01:24:40Linda this is new one for four time 190 get us rolling. You got it
01:24:49Oh
01:25:10Since I left my
01:25:12Feet
01:25:17Nearly forgot what you meant me what you mean
01:25:26I took you for granted
01:25:30We began to fall
01:25:33And I can't help but regret it all
01:25:38cuz I
01:25:40nearly forgot
01:25:42what you meant to me
01:25:45What you mean to me
01:25:49Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's what people always say
01:25:55But it still it makes me wonder
01:25:58If it's the price I'll pay I need you back up to whatever it takes
01:26:03Cut me some slack and let your wall break
01:26:07Cuz we might not see it tomorrow
01:26:10The world might end today, I need you back up to whatever it takes
01:26:15Cut me some slack and let your wall break
01:26:18Cuz we might not see it tomorrow
01:26:21The world might end today
01:26:27You were my queen a long time ago
01:26:34But I let my conscience go
01:26:39Cuz I nearly forgot what you meant to me
01:26:46What you mean to me
01:26:49I
01:26:51Shouldn't have wanted
01:26:54Anyone else at all?
01:26:57And I've never felt so
01:27:00Freaking small cuz I nearly forgot what you meant to me
01:27:09What you mean to me
01:27:13Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's what people always say
01:27:19But still it makes me wonder
01:27:22If it's the price I'll pay I need you back up to whatever it takes
01:27:27Cut me some slack and let your wall break
01:27:31Just let our relationship flower
01:27:34Tell me that you'll stay I need you back up to whatever it takes
01:27:39Cut me some slack and let your wall break
01:27:42Cuz we might not see it tomorrow
01:27:45The world might end today
01:28:02Absence makes the heart grow fonder. That's what people always say
01:28:08But still it makes me wonder
01:28:11If it's the price I'll pay I need you back. I'll do whatever it takes
01:28:16Cut me some slack and let your wall break
01:28:20Cuz we might not see it tomorrow
01:28:23The world might end today
01:28:26Cuz I nearly forgot
01:28:30What you meant to me
01:28:33But I remember I remember I remember
01:28:37I remember now
01:28:45Thank you
01:28:53Yeah, yeah, yeah you guys rocked whoo, baby, whoa
01:29:03Gone with the wind gone like a ghost
01:29:08Gone like the one chance you needed the most of the time. I'll be alright, but not
01:29:16today
01:29:21Gone with the wind gone like a ghost
01:29:26Gone like the one chance you needed the most of the time
01:29:32I'll be alright, but not
01:29:35today
01:29:38Gone
01:29:41Like her health and gone like his you
01:29:46Gone like the innocence. We tried to hold on to but we
01:29:52Threw it all away
01:29:53So early
01:29:58And now it's miles away
01:30:03From me
01:30:08Oh, you're miles and miles away away from me
01:30:18Gone from my lips and gone from my skin
01:30:24Gone from my four walls that you lived in for too long
01:30:29And now you're just a song for lonely ears
01:30:38Gone from my heart you're gone from my eyes and all that you're left with you
01:30:46Realize on my tears as your souvenirs from this
01:30:51trip
01:30:58Dude that was awesome. I didn't know they burn like that. It's all the oil interesting little chemistry experiment, man
01:31:05We eat these
01:31:07Oh, yeah
01:31:10Look at this
01:31:29Pussies
01:31:32Damn
01:31:33Penny for your thoughts, huh? I was sitting by that campfire, but you were somewhere else. You got some on your mind
01:31:40spill it I
01:31:42Don't know. I
01:31:45Guess I'm wondering why Linda took me back
01:31:48Are you too retired to think that maybe she loves you?
01:31:53You went to bat for me, didn't you? Of course I did
01:31:55Dude you didn't have to do that. What was that supposed to do? Let Linda keep torturing herself besides your pussy when you're heartbroken
01:32:02There'd be no living with you if I didn't do something
01:32:06Dude don't get misty on me mark. Thanks, dude. What are friends for? Yeah
01:32:17Barry's the new man
01:32:19No kidding. I actually heard him whistling today
01:32:23Women are a marvel, aren't they? Mm-hmm
01:32:28On the other hand, I mean look what happened to Tony I
01:32:31Don't think he'll ever bounce back. Oh, he'll figure out a way to get through this eventually
01:32:36It's not like he has to go it alone
01:32:39Hell, he's got us right damn straight
01:32:42damn straight
01:32:53Oh
01:33:23You
01:33:53Oh
01:34:01When I wake up in the morning I get out of my cage I
01:34:07Kick the door down
01:34:12There's no one gonna keep me down damn the man I'll make him frown
01:34:19Hey
01:34:23I'm
01:34:25Don't you forget it I'll kick your ass and you'll regret it. There's nothing worse than being petted
01:34:33Barrett
01:34:36Don't you forget it I'll kick your ass and you'll regret it. There's nothing worse than being petted
01:34:43I'm fed the ferret
01:34:46Oh, come on, man, put me down. I didn't do it. Oh, come on, man. It must have been the dog
01:34:51Put me up to it. Oh, come on, man. Put me down. I'm getting tired. Just kidding that food you gave me
01:34:59Don't you forget it I'll kick your ass and you'll regret it. There's nothing worse than being petted
01:35:06I'm fed the ferret