• 3 months ago
All the action. All the women. Half the intelligence.

The evil Gen. Rancor has his sights set on world domination, and only one man can stop him: Dick Steele, also known as Agent WD-40. Rancor needs to obtain a computer circuit for the missile that he is planning to fire, so Steele teams up with Veronique Ukrinsky, a KGB agent whose father designed the chip. Together they try to locate the evil mastermind's headquarters, where Veronique's father and several other hostages are being held.

Director
Rick Friedberg
Writers
Jason Friedberg -Aaron Seltzer -Rick Friedberg
Stars
Leslie Nielsen -Nicollette Sheridan -Charles Durning -Marcia Gay Harden
Transcript
00:00Bob, quiz, hotshot, someone on the bus without a transfer, he won't pay the fare.
00:10What do you do?
00:11What do you do?
00:12Next stop, Merrill's, I think.
00:13Move over, James.
00:14Leslie Nielsen is...
00:15Let me guess, you are Dick Steele.
00:30Agent WD-40, tell me about you.
00:33Well, I like loose-fitting clothes and I drive a 69 Pinto.
00:38He's on a mission so secret...
00:40That's a very powerful flamethrower.
00:45When he doesn't know what he's doing, he'll have to step into the line of fire...
00:51Back in the car!
00:52Go!
00:53Go!
00:54Go!
00:55In the year's biggest cliffhanger, to rid the world of Andy Griffith.
01:03I'm back, big as life and twice as ugly.
01:07Hollywood Pictures presents the mother of all secret agents, in a movie with all the
01:21action, all the women, and half the intelligence.
01:28I have decided I love you.
01:30But what about my father?
01:31I like him, I just have to get to know him better.
01:36Try hard.
01:37He's got a license to spill.