にけつッ!! 2024年8月20日 【ガクテンソク登場】奥田の都市伝説とよじょうの狩猟テクニック
にけつッ!! 2024年8月20日 【ガクテンソク登場】奥田の都市伝説とよじょうの狩猟テクニック
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00:00Thank you very much for joining us today.
00:23I had a day with the Indians.
00:26Yes, yes, yes.
00:27Tabuchi and Kim.
00:29I thought about it.
00:31Who are the Indians?
00:32I don't know their contact information.
00:34The three of us got off the bus.
00:36The owner and Tabuchi came to the station.
00:38That's right.
00:41Look at this.
00:42This is Kendo Kobayashi's new car.
00:44It's a mobile car.
00:45I heard he's always going to the mountains.
00:48I'm a teacher, too.
00:49There's nothing in the mountains.
00:51I'm a teacher, too.
00:55I'm a teacher, too.
01:00Even if you clap, I'm still a teacher.
01:02So I said, Let's exchange LINE contacts.
01:05And Kim was there.
01:06So I asked him, Would you like to exchange contact with Kim?
01:08No, thank you.
01:10I thought.
01:12So we exchanged contacts.
01:15And only Tabuchi was shooting.
01:18And me and Kim were waiting in the passenger car.
01:21That's a perfect opportunity.
01:23And then, Kim came up to me and said,
01:25Can I have you trade me?
01:28I said, No!
01:30Why would I refuse at that moment?
01:33I don't think it's fair to ask for a trade based on Tabu-chan's willpower.
01:39There's something like that.
01:40There is.
01:41What?
01:42I don't get it.
01:43No.
01:44I think Tabu-chan is behind everything.
01:47I don't like that.
01:49So, can I do it now?
01:52So, I said, Yes.
01:55I did it in a box.
01:57But I haven't registered yet.
02:00I'm kind of angry.
02:01You're flustered?
02:02I'm kind of angry.
02:03What kind of pride is that?
02:06I guess it's a combination.
02:08I said, Tabu-chan, Tabu-chan.
02:11I don't like the impression that Kim is pulling me up there.
02:17If you think about it for a long time, it's like this.
02:20If you think about it for a long time, it's like this.
02:25If you think about it for a long time, it's like this.
02:29The other day, I was in the hospital with my friends.
02:32There were two couples in their 60s.
02:36I think it's more of a competition between two people than two people.
02:40At that point, I thought we were getting along.
02:45My wife said,
02:49Michael Jackson seems to be alive.
02:53My husband said,
02:54I don't know what to write.
02:56Really?
02:59I wrote it down.
03:00My wife said,
03:02He was in a big hurry to go to the monkey lab.
03:05He was in a big hurry to go to the monkey lab.
03:10I don't know what to write.
03:12I see.
03:16I want you to be happy for a long time.
03:18I want you to be happy for a long time.
03:21It's easy to say,
03:23It's easy to say,
03:26If you think so,
03:27If you think so,
03:28My ex-manager, Obikawa,
03:31I'm sure he did something wrong.
03:34As a result, my wife said,
03:39It's like being arrested.
03:41I was checked every day.
03:44I was checked all over the place on my GPS.
03:50If you were in a building,
03:52If you were in a building,
03:53there is no news of being on the 7th floor.
03:56It's all over.
03:58I was in a cafe on the 1st floor.
04:00I was in a cafe on the 1st floor.
04:03Obikawa, Obikawa,
04:05I looked it up and found out that if the GPS battery is below 15%, the accuracy suddenly gets worse.
04:14Oh, I see.
04:15So I was like, ahhh!
04:17But it was below 15%.
04:21I was like, what the hell am I doing?
04:23Then my wife noticed that and said,
04:26Huh?
04:27If it's below 15%, the accuracy is going to drop.
04:29It's going to drop.
04:30So I put an air tag on it.
04:33And it said that the accuracy is going to drop.
04:36I can't run away from it.
04:38So I looked up who I was drinking with.
04:41I don't know how they do it, but I'm smart.
04:44So I was drinking with Obikawa.
04:46And it said, Obikawa-san is looking for his cell phone.
04:50There's something called looking for a cell phone.
04:52So my wife looked it up.
04:54And it said, Obikawa-san is looking for his cell phone.
04:59And it said, Obikawa-san is looking for his cell phone.
05:01I really don't know who he was drinking with.
05:06This is going to be a long story.
05:12For Obikawa.
05:14No, for the world.
05:15I'm going to drop the satellite.
05:18It's not good for the world.
05:20Let's talk about accuracy.
05:23What kind of declaration is that?
05:25We have a special guest today.
05:27Let's welcome them.
05:29Here they are.
05:36They're the two from the first episode.
05:43I'm sorry I'm late, but congratulations.
05:48Is this a funeral for someone you took care of?
05:51No, no, no.
05:52It's a manzai costume.
05:54A special ceremony.
05:55It's as dark as a special ceremony.
05:59Wasn't the costume a little brighter?
06:02There was a time when I was wearing white pants.
06:05At one point, I suddenly went into a coma.
06:10You could say you were in a coma.
06:12If you look at this red handkerchief.
06:14It became a manzai costume like this.
06:17I won the championship.
06:19How many months have you been in Tokyo?
06:23It's been about a year.
06:25It's been about a year.
06:27I did a manzai about the city of Tokyo.
06:31I was scolded by Milk Boy.
06:33Milk Boy's Utsumi.
06:35Utsumi.
06:38I heard he was very angry.
06:41I went to the two of them on the Osaka Milk Boy radio.
06:44How angry are you?
06:47You don't know that much about the city of Tokyo.
06:50What is the theme of the city of Tokyo?
06:53You didn't do it in Seoul, did you?
06:55I didn't do it.
06:57I thought I was being scolded as a manzai.
07:00When I went there, he said,
07:01Please do the story I know.
07:06There are a lot of stories.
07:08Didn't you want to be nervous?
07:09I didn't want to be nervous.
07:10It's like a manhera's wife.
07:13Is it the same season?
07:14It's the same season.
07:16That's how it happened.
07:18I had no choice but to make it a story.
07:23It's a normal city, isn't it?
07:25Kokubunji?
07:27I live in Kokubunji.
07:30You don't know when you come out.
07:33There's a lot of data out there.
07:37You know.
07:39If I didn't know, I'd think you didn't watch it.
07:44You're asking for a partner, aren't you?
07:49Is that so?
07:50I don't know, so I won't say it.
07:53You know, right?
07:54I live in Kokubunji.
07:55It's a pretty far place.
07:58I was swimming.
08:01I was made a joke.
08:02It's an episode every day.
08:04I see.
08:05At first, we had a real fight.
08:08I looked up Kokubunji.
08:10What are you going to do?
08:13Where is it?
08:15I don't know where the chance is.
08:18When you're determined, it's a skater.
08:20That's right.
08:22It's better to be close to the station.
08:24It doesn't matter.
08:25Where is it close?
08:27I took a train to Shinjuku.
08:31I got there.
08:33Tokyo is usually one train to Shinjuku.
08:35It's not just one train.
08:37I thought Tokyo and Osaka would be one train.
08:40I got there.
08:42What are you talking about?
08:44I'm talking about the same thing.
08:45It took 40 minutes to get there.
08:48It's a long distance.
08:50Where is it close?
08:51How long does it take to get to Shibuya?
08:54It takes about an hour.
08:56Is it close to Omiya?
08:58How long does it take to get to Omiya?
09:00It takes about an hour.
09:01Where is Kokubunji?
09:03I'm serious.
09:04Are you sure?
09:06I'm serious.
09:07You may not believe me.
09:09We had a fight.
09:11I don't remember who it was.
09:14I think it was Nishimori.
09:16We were fighting in the same dressing room.
09:20Nishimori was in the same dressing room.
09:25We were arguing.
09:27We had a fight.
09:30He said,
09:31I'm serious.
09:33Nishimori said,
09:36Are you making a joke?
09:38Did you have a fight?
09:40If it was a fight, I would have said it.
09:43He thought it was a joke.
09:44He said,
09:45Don't make a joke.
09:47Oh, I see.
09:49He said,
09:50Don't make a joke.
09:53It's a nuisance.
09:55I thought it was a joke.
09:57It's a good joke.
09:58I thought it was a good joke.
09:59I thought it was a good joke.
10:01I thought it was a good joke.
10:04It's a good joke.
10:06I'm really angry.
10:07It's a good joke.
10:09I have a lot of conditions.
10:13I have a wife.
10:15I have a pet.
10:16I wanted to live in the 23rd ward.
10:19But I couldn't.
10:20So I called the police.
10:22Police?
10:23That's a lot of paper.
10:26I called the police.
10:28But I couldn't.
10:29But I couldn't.
10:31That's all I had.
10:33You only have one property that meets the conditions.
10:36I don't have a number that can be said like this.
10:39You're weird, Saito.
10:40You only have one nationality, Saito.
10:43I hear it's a good place.
10:45It's a good city.
10:46It's okay if you live there.
10:47It's really good.
10:48You can access it while doing this job.
10:50It's a little weak mobility.
10:52That's right.
10:54But it's okay if I get out of here early.
10:58That's fine.
11:00That's the case everywhere.
11:02I can get used to it.
11:04You can get used to the environment.
11:07That's right.
11:08It takes less than two hours to get to the theater in Makuhari.
11:14It takes less than two hours.
11:15Less than two hours?
11:16Yes.
11:17It's really close to Shinagawa.
11:19That's right.
11:20I have a strange way of asking about Makuhari.
11:22What is it?
11:23It's normal to take the central line to Tokyo and take the Keio line to Makuhari.
11:30But I heard you can't take the central line.
11:32That's right.
11:33It's a long way.
11:34So tell me.
11:36I go to Kokubunji station.
11:39There is a station called Nishikokubunji.
11:41I go back there.
11:43I change to Musashino line and go to Makuhari.
11:47I'm sorry.
11:48It's Chorokyu's way of doing it.
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15:04Aw, no, no.
15:12Oh, no.
15:18Oh, no.
15:19I don't know what you're talking about.
15:21But it's an aura.
15:23You know what I'm talking about, right?
15:25It's an aura.
15:27It was there the whole time.
15:29It's gone now.
15:31I'm so happy.
15:33Daiki-san told me about it too.
15:35It made me so happy.
15:37Yeah.
15:39I thought you were dead.
15:41When I met Daiki-san for the first time in a while.
15:43I thought you were dead.
15:45I thought you were dead.
15:47That's what he told me.
15:49I don't know myself.
15:51It's okay.
15:53It's an allergy.
15:55It's rare.
15:57I'm sure there are people like that.
15:59It's hard.
16:01Rice.
16:03Wheat.
16:05It's no good.
16:07You can't get carbohydrates.
16:09It's impossible.
16:11I asked the teacher what I should do.
16:13He said donmai.
16:15It's really no good.
16:17You're angry.
16:19It's not a strong value.
16:21It's not a strong value.
16:23It's not going to die.
16:25It's hard.
16:27Please eat it a little bit.
16:29It's hard.
16:31Until I noticed it was an allergy.
16:33Everyone thought it was a little itchy when they ate.
16:35Everyone thought it was a little itchy when they ate.
16:37Food.
16:39I thought it was a little itchy.
16:41I thought it was a little itchy.
16:43I thought it was a little itchy.
16:45It's hard.
16:47You're really interested in GBA.
16:49I'm a hunter.
16:51I have a hunting license.
16:53That's amazing.
16:55That's amazing.
16:57I killed a deer in my first shot in my life.
16:59I killed a deer in my first shot in my life.
17:01There are geniuses in this area.
17:03There are geniuses in this area.
17:05What kind of genius is that?
17:07It's not a shooting skill.
17:09It's hard to believe.
17:11I'm close to it.
17:15The deer is almost dead.
17:17The deer is almost dead.
17:19A deer approaches 100 or 200 meters away and runs.
17:21A deer approaches 100 or 200 meters away and runs.
17:23Do you watch over a deer in the valley?
17:25Do you watch over a deer in the valley?
17:27I watch it clear.
17:29I keep my eyes open.
17:31I'm getting really close.
17:33That was the reason.
17:35What do you think was to be close to a deer?
17:37That was the reason.
17:39He said,
17:40You'll be able to do it by yourself.
17:43I knew it.
17:45It's impossible.
17:46I haven't been there in a while.
17:47I don't think I can do it.
17:54Okuda, Okuda, you know,
17:55you took your juniors to the beach
17:58and everyone was talking about comedy.
18:01But you were talking about conspiracy theories.
18:03You made them disband.
18:04That's right.
18:05Do you have any recommendations for urban legends?
18:07What?
18:09Well, I don't know what to say.
18:13What are you so proud of?
18:15You don't know anything about conspiracy theories, do you?
18:17I'm just saying.
18:19How about Giants?
18:21This is really, everyone.
18:22Is it bad?
18:23It's a little bad.
18:24It's a close call.
18:25It's a close call.
18:26I'll dig into it.
18:28About two years ago,
18:30there was an event called Legendary One Day at Yoshimoto.
18:33110th Anniversary
18:34Yes.
18:35Legendary One Day was held on stage.
18:37In fact, it was also a legendary day in the dressing room.
18:42This is bad.
18:43Is this okay?
18:44Yes.
18:45In the lobby of the dressing room,
18:46Master Katsura Koeda,
18:48who was in the same period as Master Giants,
18:50had a big fight.
18:52What?
18:53In the same period.
18:54It was about this much.
18:57And the reason they were fighting was
18:58whether there were ghosts or not.
19:01And?
19:04And?
19:05And?
19:06And?
19:07And?
19:08And?
19:09And?
19:10And?
19:11And?
19:12And?
19:13And?
19:14And?
19:18Can I say one more thing about UL teams?
19:20No.
19:21Well…
19:22It's a urban legend.
19:23It's an urban legend.
19:24You're being controlled
19:25because we don't even notice it.
19:26You're being controlled.
19:27Yes.
19:28This year, Shinji Hei was released.
19:30It was?
19:31I haven't seen it yet.
19:34It was a good pace.
19:37It's been a while since the first issue was released.
19:40But there were some irregularities, like fake printouts.
19:46There were a lot of irregularities.
19:49When the news was announced that Shinji Hei would be released,
19:54I think it would be better not to say this,
19:59but when a certain company had an accident,
20:02the news was that Shinji Hei would be released.
20:07It's a big group company.
20:11If something goes wrong, the stock price will go down.
20:16That's why it's called Shinji Hei.
20:19Why is it linked?
20:21This group company has a lot to do with the country.
20:25This company has all the rights to vending machines and foreign exchange.
20:31So when Shinji Hei is released, all the money goes to this company.
20:37So when a company has an accident,
20:40Shinji Hei is usually released.
20:45Is that...
20:47What?
20:48Is that Shochiku?
20:50No.
20:54I've never heard of Shochiku.
20:58I've never heard of Morita.
21:05Today's guest was Gakuten Soku.
21:09GAKUTEN SOKU
21:17I heard a scary story at the end.
21:20It's a legend of the land.
21:25Or maybe it's a lie.
21:29GAKUTEN SOKU
21:33GAKUTEN SOKU
21:38All Giants and Katsura Koeda had a big fight.
21:45The reason was whether there was a ghost or not.
21:51And?
21:52And?
21:53And?
21:54And?
21:55And?
21:56And?
21:57And?
21:58And?
21:59And?
22:00And?
22:01And?
22:02And?