Street Sharks - Sharkbait
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00:00Street Sharks, they bite, they bite the Street Sharks. Street Sharks, they're gonna kill some serious men. Do it, the Street Sharks.
00:26Cause I'm...
00:39They save the day, the Street Sharks.
00:43Street Sharks, they've got the bag.
00:46Cause I'm the one, the one.
00:49The Street Sharks.
01:19He dares to say no to me, his mentor, his idol.
01:29Pitiful, stupid loser.
01:31Doesn't he know I always get what I want?
01:34One way or the other.
01:37Even without your permission, I'll show you something extraordinary.
01:43Mere child's play for the man who taught the world what DNA could do in the right hands.
01:48Mine, a key strand from a swordfish, from a lobster, combined with man's own, and it begins.
02:03Wake up, I have a surprise for you.
02:07Let's see, who shall it be?
02:10A relentless conqueror, a ruthless leader, ah, think is calm.
02:16A ruthless leader, and a callous, cold-blooded loner.
02:21A lawless pirate, Captain Blood.
02:29Oh, Dr. Bolton, what a surprise.
02:33This should be interesting.
02:41A little particle acceleration to break down the cells.
02:47A dash of protovirus.
02:52Recombining nicely.
03:06Don't just stand there, come in.
03:10Paradigm, what have you done?
03:13This is outrageous, you're not going to use my findings this way.
03:17Oh, please, at least I'm putting your research to good use.
03:21No you're not, I'm pulling the plug.
03:28The probability of that is zero.
03:31Stop, Paradigm, you can't mess with nature, I won't allow it.
03:40But Robert, I'm improving on nature, witness my triumph.
03:53Ah, triumph, by the perfection of the human species of course.
04:02This is perfection?
04:05I've been going about it all wrong.
04:07You're out of your mind.
04:12Let me out of here.
04:14This will work, I know it will.
04:16I can eliminate the speed learning and data encryption DNA completely.
04:20Let me out.
04:22You know I can't do that.
04:26Oh.
04:30Think of it, Robert, you'll be free of all those pitiful human limitations, you'll...
04:45Huh?
04:48Ah, time to go.
04:50I always liked this watch.
04:53Not just yet, friend.
04:55What about us?
04:57What do you mean us?
05:05Dead sky in the sky with a big good morning fishing city.
05:10Although good seems to be a bit optimistic.
05:12Oceans are crackling, the UV's ought to scale at ten plus plus,
05:16and the carbon monoxide, you don't want to know.
05:19I can't lie to you visitors, it's a sneak hole of a day, okay?
05:22Yuck, even the state university gets failing grades for air quality.
05:34Dr. Paradigm, Dr. Bolton never showed up for his morning lecture.
05:39Really?
05:40But he's never late, never.
05:42I think we should call his sons.
05:44His sons?
05:46That's a good idea, Lena, a very good idea.
05:50Tell them their father wants them to meet him at the old nuclear power plant on I-18 in 15 minutes.
05:57He does?
05:58Then you spoke with him?
06:00Just make the call, Lena, and cancel all my appointments for the day.
06:03I have to go.
06:04That's Dr. Bolton's watch.
06:07Man, I wouldn't trust that guy.
06:09That dude's weird.
06:11I know, Benz, but he's my faculty advisor.
06:20Ah.
06:30Ah, some eggs, Hillary.
06:32Even better than your chocolate chip cookies.
06:35Speak to me.
06:37Hi, John, this is Lena.
06:39I have a message from your dad.
06:42Okay, I'll see you at the old nuke joint.
06:44After me, of course.
06:50Grr.
06:55Oops, sorry.
06:59Mom, are you wasting another goal post?
07:02Listen, here's what's happening.
07:09This better be good.
07:11Dad wants us at the old nuke plant on I-18 in 11 minutes and counting.
07:16It's a race.
07:17A race?
07:18Cool.
07:20Hello?
07:21What?
07:22What?
07:28Need a ride, baby bro?
07:30Not a chance.
07:33Whoa.
07:39Whoa.
07:44Gotta fly.
07:46Whoa, yeah.
07:52Hey, big bro, eat my dust.
07:57Whoa.
08:01Whoa.
08:04Why does he get all the fun?
08:07Whoa.
08:08Whoa.
08:12Oh, baby.
08:13It's dreadlock time on the west side of Cloverleaf with Miss A&M.
08:17Tell me about it.
08:23That's better.
08:29Whoa.
08:38Whoa, what took you so long?
08:40Who's got the chow? I'm starved.
08:44Very impressive.
08:46Dr. Paradigm, we're here to meet our dad.
08:49I'll take you to him.
08:51Come with me.
08:52Wait, that's Dad's watch.
08:54Such a generous creature.
08:56No way.
08:57Mom gave it to me.
08:59What are you doing with it?
09:00He'd never give it away.
09:02Done with him.
09:03Done with him.
09:08Double ugly.
09:10Let him go or I'll break you in two and make a wish.
09:15Hey, no argument here.
09:22Right this way, gentlemen.
09:24Blindfold them.
09:26If they resist, tear them apart.
09:33Bobby, you with us?
09:43Tell me it was just that two-pound bean burrito I ate last night.
09:47Surprise.
09:51Just my luck.
09:52Stand up for a station.
09:54Aren't you at all curious what's going to happen to you?
09:59No, because we're getting out of here.
10:01What is he going to do with us?
10:03He has a chain slammer like Dad.
10:05Except we're his guinea pigs.
10:07Pigs?
10:08Not exactly.
10:11Oh, no.
10:26What have you...
10:34This can't be.
10:35Get up.
10:36I order you, get up.
10:41Oh.
10:47I gave them the perfect dose.
10:50Oh, what a disappointment.
10:53What should we do with them?
10:56Ah, just get them out of my sight.
10:58Here's as good as anywhere.
11:29But there were four bodies right there.
11:32That's where the fish monsters dumped them.
11:34I'll give you their description.
11:35They should be easy to find.
11:38Hey, there, fishers.
11:40It's Guy in the Sky bringing you another good ozone-depleted carbon monoxide-filled morning.
11:48Benz, are you there?
11:51Yeah, Lena?
11:52Benz, Dr. Bolton's missed two more classes and the boys never came home last night.
11:57Oh, Benz, I made them go out there.
12:00I've got to stay here and see if they call.
12:03Can you take a spin around the city?
12:06Sure.
12:07No problem.
12:09Sure you're not too busy?
12:11Huh?
12:12Not anymore.
12:18Oh, my head.
12:20Hey, guys.
12:21Everybody okay?
12:23Barely.
12:25Anybody else as hungry as I am?
12:35My hands.
12:43Your hands?
12:45Check out your face.
12:56Whoa.
13:03That lousy gene-slamming paradigm's going to pay for this.
13:07Lighten up, guys.
13:09Maybe it's not all bad.
13:11I don't know about you, but I'm still hungry.
13:15Blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah.
13:23Good company.
13:24Run for it.
13:25Hey, come on.
13:26We'll just explain what happened.
13:28I'm sure...
13:29I don't think so.
13:32Summertime.
13:39Oh, baby.
13:40We got us a 15-car block of Roger on the I-18.
13:43Man, this is radical.
13:45Hey, you rather not give the emergency folks a break.
13:48There's people in trouble down there.
13:50Help me, please.
13:52I can't get out.
14:00Good.
14:01We lost them.
14:02Uh-oh.
14:03Looks like trouble ahead.
14:04What?
14:05We got to save those people, guys.
14:07Oh, it's your sky-diving nebulizer, right?
14:09I don't know how to bring this to you, but...
14:12Sharks!
14:16Hey, you think I'm handsome?
14:18You should see my brothers.
14:20Help me, please.
14:22Help!
14:34Sharks!
14:36Help!
14:37I know you'll think I forgot my sunscreen, people,
14:40but I swear to you on my ozone meter,
14:42those things were sharks.
14:44And I know me personal injury attorneys,
14:46and they were right here at the crash scene.
14:50Come on, Benz, pick up.
14:56Hey, lovely Lena, what's up?
14:58There's a big hang-up on the interstate.
15:00Turn on Guy in the Sky, now.
15:02Can't believe my eyes.
15:04The sharks just went underground.
15:06Looks like they were heading for Fishin' Valley Road.
15:09Hey, I'm already there.
15:12Whoa!
15:15Oh, oh, what the heck?
15:21Hey, thanks.
15:22I was just having a bad hallucination.
15:25Thought I saw, like, some terrible B-movie.
15:28Sharks?
15:31Ah!
15:32Oh, man, it is a bad B-movie.
15:35No, it's me, Bobby.
15:37I don't believe this.
15:39What happened?
15:41Ah!
15:45Shark!
15:47Later, let's go.
15:49Fasten your seatbelts.
15:51We're in for a jawsome ride.
16:01Uh-oh.
16:03Mickey, your turn.
16:04Hold on to your fins.
16:07What was that?
16:10It's a cool move, Ben.
16:13Hey.
16:16High-speed chase on the I-80.
16:20I'm moving in for a closer...
16:23I-I feel sharks!
16:26I'm going in for an explosive interview, fish folk.
16:31They won't get us!
16:43That gives me an idea.
16:47Ah!
16:57We have been looking for hours, paradigm.
17:01Face it.
17:03The sharks have vanished.
17:08Hey, will you guys stop moving?
17:11We can't.
17:12We're half-shark, remember?
17:14Well, try.
17:15As soon as it's dark, we'll make a run for it.
17:21That's weird.
17:23Since when do they let sharks in the amusement park?
17:27Sharks?
17:29It's them.
17:30Stop it, gentlemen.
17:37You slobster!
17:39I want them alive!
17:41A little mayhem will scare them into submission.
17:44Do not believe me.
17:46I know about intimidation.
18:05Sharks!
18:06Over there!
18:07Awesome!
18:10Yeah, aren't they?
18:12We're getting a new ride, the Street Sharks.
18:16Wow, they look almost real.
18:18Street Sharks.
18:21Street Sharks.
18:22I like it.
18:23I like it!
18:26We gotta get out of here.
18:36Make this easy on yourselves.
18:39What freak show are you from?
18:43Shark!
18:47Oh, no!
18:54Goodbye.
19:00Excellent.
19:01Now load them in, and let's get out of here.
19:13Oh, no!
19:22Good.
19:23I have your attention.
19:24Now listen to me.
19:25You're not going to survive out here.
19:27Your only choice is to come with me, if you want to find your father.
19:32What have you done with them?
19:33Let's get him!
19:43Help me!
20:03Where are these sharks?
20:06I'll teach them the meaning of fear.
20:08Then snip off their heads and use them for bait.
20:26This we're supposed to be scared of?
20:28The problem is eliminated.
20:32Wouldn't count on it.
20:39Help me!
20:44That's how the coaster crumbles.
20:46Who called out the tanks?
20:53Oh, no!
21:38Oh, no!