Watch the adventures of Skibidi Toilet, Cameraman, TV Man, TV Woman, Speakerman and others, as an epic battle for the city takes place. The Alliance valiantly fights against the evil porcelain toilet army. Who will win? Watch the entire episode to find out!
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00:00You need to have a special attachment to these bombs, or you'll never be able to escape from here.
00:25Help! Someone help!
00:28I got you! I...
00:31No!
00:35Yuck!
00:39No, please! Leave me alone!
00:49What... are you... doing?
00:52I'm connecting with you. We are sharing a mind.
00:58Our thoughts are becoming one. Our memories are becoming one.
01:03So you can see in your final moments what is going to happen to your people.
01:09Let's start from the beginning.
01:12I began my life as an innocent child. A real human. With a real body.
01:18I was a good kid. I dreamed of becoming a DJ.
01:23Teachers told me I was musically inclined.
01:27And lots of others agreed. Just not the other students.
01:33God, that guy's such a loser. I wish he'd shut the heck up for once in his life. More like skibbity-dork.
01:42I guess they found my song annoying. They were simply too young to understand my genius.
01:46Many great artists aren't appreciated in their time.
01:50But it meant that I had to endure some egregious pranks.
01:54Hey guys, watch this.
01:58I could handle the occasional name-calling, shoving into lockers.
02:03That was nothing. But one day, things escalated.
02:08That stupid bully snuck up behind me and he dunked my head in the toilet and he gave me a swirly.
02:14At the time, I was disgusted. Of course, I know now that toilets are a thing of beauty, not gross.
02:22Ha! Hope you liked your swim.
02:25Why did you do that?
02:27Because. Quirps like you need to learn a lesson.
02:30Are you? Did you record that?
02:33Wait till people see this. You'll be the laughingstock of the whole town. This is gonna go viral.
02:40And people did see it. He practically showed the entire school.
02:45And those people showed people. And those people showed other people.
02:48But still, that wasn't enough for him. He wanted to show the world.
02:54My reputation was ruined. Not that I had much of one to start with.
02:59It felt like everyone I'd ever met knew my shame.
03:02It only got worse from there. It never ended.
03:06It went on for weeks. It might have been months.
03:09I tried as hard as I could to block it out. But it was no use.
03:18I didn't care about being a famous musician anymore.
03:22I just wanted to blend in. For no one to notice I existed.
03:26Eventually, I had to change schools.
03:30I gave up on my dream. I stopped singing my song altogether.
03:35I didn't want to fall victim to these pranks ever again.
03:38So when I grew up, I took over the family plumbing business.
03:42Not exactly glamorous, but it was honest work. And I got a lot of clients.
03:48Well, well, well. Long time no see, skibbity toilet.
03:53It was him. But we were adults now. Bygones, right?
03:59Some people never grow up. They never really change.
04:03And that kid was determined to reclaim the old days.
04:07I should have seen it coming.
04:10A classic swirly, but something went wrong.
04:14The toilet was broken, you see.
04:19And just like that, I was gone forever.
04:22Or so he thought. For a second.
04:25Then the unbelievable happened.
04:33That's right. I survived. Some sort of magic.
04:38Perhaps the power of revenge had saved me.
04:41He panicked. I would have too. It was pretty nightmarish.
04:45So he did what anyone would have done.
04:47But it wasn't enough. Though I was gone from his home, I wasn't truly gone.
04:55It turns out, flushing me just sent me from toilet to toilet.
04:59There was no permanent way to get rid of me.
05:01It was fun, pranking people the way they pranked me for all those years.
05:07But eventually, I started feeling resentful.
05:10I was trapped in this toilet, cemented to walls, flushed endlessly.
05:16So, I decided to try something.
05:24I wondered if I could force others to join me.
05:28Skibbity.
05:29And it worked. I continued to claim victims.
05:34With each one, I grew stronger.
05:39Then I realized, my power was being wasted.
05:43Stuck here singing and scaring innocent bystanders?
05:47It was my turn to get true revenge.
05:50Once I'd gotten powerful enough, I freed myself and my brethren.
05:55I command us to go forth and attack!
06:00Skibbity.
06:02Skibbity.
06:04Skibbity.
06:06Skibbity.
06:08Attack!
06:11It was incredible. Finally, our power would be seen by everyone, including a special someone.
06:18Silly human. He thought he was brave, recording everything as if he could do something to stop it.
06:25He even brought that stupid little camera.
06:29He loved keeping swirlies.
06:32Let's see how he liked getting them.
06:37He didn't deserve to be part of our army.
06:40He could go live out his life as a freak, just like us.
06:44But I should not have let him get away.
06:46Because while I amassed my army, a resistance formed.
06:52That awful bully started an underground group of anarchists, bent on fighting back.
06:57Not that they were any good.
07:07They simply weren't a match for us.
07:10So they began to run experiments.
07:13The cameraman managed to replicate his transformation, giving new life and new powers to the members of his resistance.
07:20And suddenly, the battle shifted.
07:23It was a massacre.
07:24We were outnumbered and outmatched.
07:27My revolution stopped in its tracks.
07:29We were forced to retreat, to regroup and plot our revenge.
07:33Biding our time, letting our powers intensify and grow.
07:37Until eventually, we were strong enough to strike back.
07:42And that day is now.
07:44We are here, more powerful than ever.
07:47Enacting an ambush designed to wipe you, camera scum, off the face of the earth for good.
07:54Over my dead body!
07:56I'm fine with that.
08:17Where is he?
08:19I know you're in here somewhere.
08:25Oh, cameraman.
08:27Cameraman!
08:29Come out and play.
08:32There you are.
08:34I knew I'd find you here.
08:36Do you have any idea how much pain you've put me through?
08:41Today, it all ends.
08:44Today, I get my revenge!
08:47What the?
08:49What's happening to me?
08:51You have been hypnotized.
08:53Say hello to my new friend, Skippity.
08:56Do you like him?
08:58I do.
09:00Because I learned his mysterious blue screen had a paralyzing effect on toilets just like you.
09:05Aw, don't worry now, buddy.
09:07It'll all be okay.
09:09I'll see you soon.
09:11Very soon.
09:12Comfortable?
09:14It's no use.
09:16One of my guards would just flush you before you'd be able to escape.
09:19I'm sorry it has to be this way, but I just had to find a way to talk to you.
09:24You needed to finally know the truth about how I became the way I am now,
09:28and for me to take responsibility for what I did to you all those years ago.
09:32You see, back in my school days, I was a bit unruly.
09:36But now, I'm not.
09:37I guess you could say I was a bully.
09:39I took my anger and used it to torment everyone in my sight.
09:43But do you know who my favorite target was?
09:46You.
09:49You were constantly getting praised for your musical talents.
09:53Everyone loved that stupid little song of yours.
09:56Skippity-bum-bum-oh, yes, yes.
09:58Skippity-bum-bum-dee-dee-dee.
10:00And at some point, I guess it started to take a toll on you.
10:03And as that jealousy swirled inside me,
10:06I became inspired to make my very first movie.
10:09A horror film.
10:11Hey, guys, watch this.
10:13Shh!
10:15Even as I entered that bathroom, I knew what I was about to do was wrong.
10:20I didn't care.
10:22I just wanted to wipe the smile off your face.
10:24And now, let me say this once and for all,
10:27so you know I mean it.
10:28What I did to you that day was awful.
10:30It was heinous.
10:32One might even call it unforgivable.
10:34When I showed the other students my footage,
10:36it ruined your entire reputation.
10:38I didn't care, though.
10:40I loved the attention I was getting,
10:42both in school and online.
10:44I was finally somebody.
10:46You had to switch schools.
10:48And I had to as well.
10:50Because eventually, the principal found out and had me expelled.
10:53I'll never forget that day.
10:54He was so ashamed of me.
10:56I lived with the shame of my actions
10:58for many, many years after that.
11:00But lucky for me,
11:02my passion for my art would eventually put me back on the right path.
11:05I grew up and found success
11:07as a big-shot Hollywood cinematographer.
11:09People all over the world wanted to work with me.
11:12My movies were a hit.
11:14And cut!
11:16That's a wrap, everybody.
11:18Thank you so much for watching.
11:20I'll see you next time.
11:21My movies were a hit.
11:23And cut!
11:25That's a wrap, everyone.
11:27Great work.
11:29I was living my dream life.
11:31Everything had worked out in my favor.
11:33But apparently, my old friend from school wasn't as fortunate.
11:35I couldn't believe it.
11:37There you were after all these years,
11:39and now you were a plumber.
11:41What happened to all that musical talent,
11:43all that potential?
11:45I couldn't help but feel somewhat responsible.
11:47So I decided I'd try to make amends.
11:49Well, well, well.
11:51Long time no see.
11:53In hindsight, it was an awful idea.
11:55But I guess I thought it'd be a great way to make up for things.
11:58You, me, the toilet.
12:00It was just like the high school days.
12:02But this time,
12:04I was gonna hand you over all the money I made
12:06from my latest film
12:08as a token of kindness.
12:10Now I was going to film your reaction on camera.
12:13Oh no!
12:15What have I done?
12:16Don't worry, I'll get you out of there.
12:18I did the only thing I could think of.
12:20Flush the toilet.
12:22You disappeared.
12:24It was like you were eaten by the toilet bowl.
12:26And then, your head popped back up.
12:28Something about you had changed.
12:30You were this sickening smile.
12:32Skibbity bop bop, oh yes, yes.
12:34Skibbity bop bop, deep, deep.
12:36I had never seen anything like it.
12:38You were a monster.
12:40So I ran for my life.
12:41You chased me all over the city.
12:43Bathroom to bathroom.
12:45Toilet to toilet.
12:47Destroying everything in your path.
12:49No, please, stop!
12:51No!
13:00And it wasn't just me tormented.
13:02You added more and more to your porcelain army.
13:04You had completely changed.
13:06And I realized that maybe I was right all along.
13:08There was an evil lurking inside you from the get-go.
13:11You had become a menace to society.
13:13Starting a full-blown revolution.
13:15After that, I did the only thing I've ever known how to.
13:18Document it all on camera.
13:20I was going to expose you for the monster you were.
13:23But that's when you and your minions finally caught me.
13:26You swallowed me whole and...
13:39I found myself swimming in a giant pool of water.
13:42And there was my camera floating right beside me.
13:45That's when things got even stranger.
13:48My life forever changed.
13:50What?
13:52What did you do to me?
13:54What the...
13:56My... My camera!
13:58It's replaced my head!
14:00What have you done?
14:02I gave you a swirly just like the one you gave me all those years ago.
14:06And now look at you.
14:08You're a freak.
14:10Even more so than the rest of us.
14:13He was right.
14:15I was a freak.
14:17This is what I had always deserved.
14:19No one was going to want to work with me now.
14:21My career was over in an instant.
14:23So I ran away.
14:25I hid myself in my movie set for weeks.
14:28But of course, as a bigwig Hollywood director,
14:31it was only a matter of time before someone came looking for me.
14:34Hello?
14:36Anybody in here?
14:38Hello?
14:40Where's my favorite cameraman at, huh?
14:42I know you're hiding in here somewhere.
14:44I won't hurt you.
14:46I just want to talk a little business.
14:48Hello?
14:50What the... What happened to you?
14:52An accident. And a happy one at that.
14:54What? What's going on?
14:56You stay away from me!
14:58Oh, but I thought you wanted to talk business with me.
15:00Maybe pitch me your latest project.
15:02Try to get me back behind the lens?
15:04You... You're a freak!
15:06I thought the same thing at first.
15:08But then I saw this for what it really is.
15:10A gift.
15:12You see, now I'm always behind the lens.
15:14Now I'm always filming.
15:16And you... You're in luck.
15:18Because you're going to help me make my best movie yet.
15:22From there, I started to build myself an army of camera people.
15:27The spread was unstoppable.
15:29But I didn't only want cameras.
15:31No. A good movie needs sound, too.
15:33And screens for them to play on.
15:37Soon, my soldiers were everywhere.
15:40My movie was being filmed from a thousand different angles.
15:43And you know what the title of my movie was going to be?
15:46Done with the Skibbity Toilets!
15:49And that's why I set all this up.
15:52That's why I did all of this.
15:54Because today, I end the scourge that is Skibbity Toilet.
15:58Today, I end the horror I created all those years ago.
16:00But before I do any of that,
16:02I just wanted to look you in the eyes and tell you from the bottom of my heart.
16:06I'm sorry.
16:08You didn't deserve any of this.
16:11This was my fault from the very beginning.
16:14I should have never given you that swirly.
16:17But now, I have to end this.
16:19Goodbye, old friend.
16:22Ah! My hand!
16:24You bit my hand!
16:27No!
16:29No! Get back here!
16:32Stop him! Stop him!
16:34No! Don't let him escape!
16:37He can't leave here alive!
16:39Come on. Almost there.
16:41Almost there.
16:43There's an exit!
16:45Oh, I don't think so.
16:51Mark my words, Skibbity Toilet.
16:54One day, I will end your kind.
16:56One day, I will flush every last one of you.
17:00Until then, old friend.
17:03Until then.
17:11When I was young, my people knew nothing but peace.
17:18We lived in a toilet utopia.
17:21But everything changed the day they arrived.
17:27No!
17:40We're alive!
17:42Every toilet for themselves!
17:49Dad! Dad!
17:51Where are you? I'm scared!
17:53Hey, get off her.
17:54Skibbity! Skibbity!
18:00Ah! Dad! Help!
18:05Hurry, son. We have to get out of here before it's too-
18:08Dad! No!
18:10Goodbye, son.
18:12No! Please!
18:14I love you.
18:16Wait! No!
18:21We lost everything that day.
18:24Our home, our culture, our freedom.
18:27But the fight wasn't over yet.
18:29The camera people may have won the battle, but they'd also started a war.
18:36Skibbity bum bum, oh yes, yes. Skibbity bum bum, neep neep.
18:41Private.
18:42Sergeant.
18:43What the heck is going on up here?
18:45I was just, uh, I was just-
18:47You weren't just practicing your singing up here now, were you?
18:50No, sir. Definitely not. I-
18:52Singing the old song is illegal for a reason, boy.
18:55You want those lens heads to hear us out here?
18:57No, sir!
18:58Good. Then I'd advise you to stop singing permanently.
19:01Yes, sir.
19:03Now head back to the barracks. You're relieved.
19:06And so I grabbed him by his focus ring and I ripped his camera head right off his body.
19:11And that was only the first one.
19:13I probably took down eight or nine of those ugly camera freaks that day alone.
19:18Oh, what's wrong, Private? Don't you like my story?
19:22Or are you just so afraid of the camera heads you won't even talk about them?
19:26I'm not afraid of the camera people.
19:29Oh, so we can talk, huh? Fantastic.
19:32But can he also sing?
19:34Come on, Private. Sing the old song for us.
19:37I hear you like to practice it on your own sometimes.
19:40That's enough, Corporal. You know we aren't supposed to sing the old song anymore.
19:43Oh, sounds like somebody doesn't remember the lyrics, do they?
19:47Or was your memory flushed away during the invasion?
19:51Just like your little daddy was.
19:55Why, you little...
19:58Enough horsing around. A cameraman's been spotted up on the ridge.
20:04Let's see here.
20:07Yep, one bogey. Twelve o'clock. That's a cameraman, all right.
20:10You think we've been discovered, Sergeant?
20:13Doubt it. We'd be knee-deep in lens heads if that were the case.
20:16But we can't afford any heat. We need to take action.
20:19Skibbity toilets, listen up. We spotted one bogey up on a distant ridge.
20:23I need a volunteer to come help me to throw him off our path.
20:26Do I have any takers?
20:28Nobody, huh? Nobody here is brave enough to take on a cameo with me.
20:32A little taste of adventure?
20:34Send the Private. He can perform the old song for him like he was in the mess hall just now.
20:38Was he really?
20:40I thought we had already decided to put an end to your little singing career, Private.
20:44Well, no worries then. We'll just have to take your show on the road.
20:48Let's go hunt ourselves a cameraman.
20:51What's that?
20:53Just a bird, Private. Don't get jumpy on me. Just stay focused on the task at hand.
21:02Hey Private, you see that right there? Down in the dirt?
21:04Those are cammy tracks. Means we're heading the right way.
21:08Or the wrong way, depending on how you look at it.
21:15There he is, Private. Now here's the plan.
21:18I'm gonna go climb up there, sneak behind that dirty cammy, and take him out for good.
21:22Before he can alert any of his filthy cammy friends about our presence.
21:25All I need from you is to keep a lookout. Got it?
21:28Got it.
21:30Alright then, let's do this.
21:31And remember, stay focused.
21:35Okay, I just need to stay focused.
21:38I'll keep one eye on the Sergeant, and one eye on my enemy.
21:42What are you doing out here all by yourself, you camera-headed freak?
21:45Wasn't stealing our city enough for you?
21:48Oh no! No! No!
21:50There's all sorts of camouflaged cam-heads up there!
21:53Sergeant's heading straight for an ambush. I've gotta find a way to warn him.
21:57Please! Help me, Dad!
21:59I really need you right now!
22:01Alright, son. Take it from the top.
22:03Skibbity bum bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity bum bum, neem, neem!
22:08I'm never going to learn the Great Song!
22:11I'm the worst skibbity toilet ever!
22:14No, son. That isn't true.
22:16You'll learn the song in your own time, just as all skibbity do.
22:19And remember, the song is in all of us.
22:22It is?
22:24Mm-hmm. Right in here.
22:26That's it! The song! I've got to perform the song.
22:30That'll draw them towards me and away from the sergeant.
22:33Looks like it really is showtime after all.
22:36Okay, my head! Come out and play!
22:41What the? Where'd he go?
22:43Skibbity bum bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity bum bum, neem, neem!
22:47Skibbity bum bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity bum bum, neem, neem!
22:51Why in the world does he think he's dead?
22:53Skibbity bum bum, oh yes, yes! Skibbity bum bum, neem, neem!
22:57Uh-oh. Guess you guys didn't enjoy it then, huh?
23:01Not big fans of scatting?
23:03Whoa! Oh, come on! Is that all you've got?
23:07Come on! Come and get me!
23:10Oof! Get off of me! Get off of me!
23:13Oh, no! Hold on, Private! I'm coming to save you now! I'm coming!
23:17Get your stinking camera hands off me!
23:20Get your stinking camera hands off me!
23:29Gotcha! You want more of that, you punks? I'll kill all of you!
23:36Oh, gosh! I've got to find somewhere to hide! And fast!
23:42What the? Oh, no! I'm done for! The end of the line!
23:47I'm sorry, Dad. I really wanted to get the song right for you. I just wanted to make you proud.
23:59Take this, camera scum!
24:05Okay, Private?
24:07Yeah, I'm okay.
24:09What just happened? What did you do to him?
24:10I... I don't know. The cameraman, he... he just touched the water and... and dropped dead!
24:16Seriously?
24:30Take that, you filthy lance ants!
24:33My fellow Skibbities, today is a day of celebration. We have discovered a new weakness in our foe.
24:40For the first time in years, we have hope. This fight is far from over. This war can still be won.
24:47The Skibbities will rise again!
24:56This is for you, Dad. This is all for you.
24:59This is all for you.
25:16Three, two, one...
25:24What the?
25:26I don't like the looks of that.
25:30What?
25:37Why'd you have to teleport a guy when he's on the toilet? He's so vulnerable.
25:42What the heck? Where am I?
25:45I gotta get out of here. I'm not cut out for war. I'll take playtime co-op or this any day.
25:51No time to stand around.
25:54What? There's...
25:56Toilet... head... things? That's horrifying!
26:00Skibbity Skibbity!
26:02And they sing. Of course they do.
26:07Uh-oh!
26:10Really didn't expect laser beams to be coming out from singing toilets with human heads, but I guess every universe is different.
26:19Wait!
26:21Skibbity Skibbity!
26:22How are you doing that?
26:24Let me go, you freak!
26:26I got you, kid.
26:29Thanks, man. I...
26:32Your head! What kind of game is this?
26:35This world is no game. It's war.
26:38Men! Retreat! They've outnumbered us!
26:41You too, son. Get moving.
26:46You don't have to tell me twice!
26:53So, are those... hats or your...
26:56Actual heads.
26:58And those toilets... what are they?
27:01The Skibbity toilets. Our mortal enemies.
27:05Huh? Do toilets and cameras have some sort of secret rivalry I don't know about?
27:09We do in this world.
27:11Well, they don't in mine. I don't know what this place is, but I need to get out of here. I'm just a normal human. I don't belong here.
27:19You say you were transported to this dimension?
27:21Yeah. One minute I was, uh... using the restroom, and the next, whoosh, I landed here.
27:28It seems you too have been the victim of the Skibbity toilets' dark power.
27:32If you came from a different universe, that means they're learning. Learning to infiltrate and overtake other worlds. This is not good.
27:41The singing toilets want to take over worlds?
27:43You truly know nothing.
27:45As you've seen, they're not normal toilets. They're monsters.
27:51They kidnap and transform humans to turn into their minions, to form armies.
27:56And their goal? Transform everyone in sight.
27:59You see, their leader.
28:02He wanted revenge on humanity for years of mockery and disrespect.
28:06And with every transformation, he grew stronger.
28:09But soon he realized there simply weren't enough toilets to transform everyone.
28:12So to enact his revenge...
28:16Skibbity!
28:17He launched an attack on the world.
28:23Attack!
28:25He survived, and those of us that did formed this resistance.
28:29We became cameramen, developed new powerful technology, and use it and everything we can to fight back.
28:35But the powers those toilets possess is far beyond anything we've come up with so far.
28:40That's crazy. Do you think that advanced technology you mentioned could send me home?
28:45It's likely. But first, you might be of use to us.
28:49Well, yeah. It's not like I'm gonna go join those freaky toilets.
28:52And we'll make sure of that.
28:54Hey! Let me go! I'm on your side!
28:58Don't worry. We know.
29:00I'm on your side!
29:02Don't worry. We know.
29:05What are you doing?
29:06Making you one of us.
29:09No! Wait!
29:11Stop!
29:22I said I was on your side! You didn't need to do this!
29:25Think of it as a uniform. Now, as for what you'll be helping us with...
29:32Whoa! That's one big speaker. If you blasted music out of that...
29:36It would likely have the power to shatter... porcelain.
29:39That's genius! Why haven't you used it yet?
29:42You see, we've tried a lot of different weapons.
29:47But none have proven effective.
29:50Brute force does no good against them.
29:53But we think this will finally get the job done.
29:56The only downside is...
29:59We don't have a strong enough power source.
30:01That's where you come in.
30:03Why me?
30:04The scabity toilets haven't seen you yet.
30:06You'll break into their base, steal their generator, and bring it back.
30:10Are you sure they won't recognize me?
30:12We have a disguise, just in case.
30:14Jeez. Flattering.
30:16You really think this is good enough to fool them?
30:18Those toilets are idiots, trust me.
30:20Now come on, we can reach their base through here.
30:25Through the sewer?
30:27Get used to it.
30:32Don't be suspicious. You're a toilet. This doesn't phase you.
30:36I never really was a good actor, you know.
30:38Well, break a leg.
30:41Skibbity, skibbity, skibbity.
30:43Halt! Who goes there?
30:46It's just me, another disgusting toilet monster like you.
30:51And where are you going?
30:53Um, our base, of course.
30:56Skibbity, skibbity.
30:59Why?
31:01My, uh, seat needs polishing.
31:09Ah, yep, that's it. I thought I noticed something different about you.
31:12Carry on.
31:14See? Morons. Just like I said. Let's go.
31:20This will lead you up there. I can't go any further.
31:23Just act natural and you'll be fine.
31:25Well, natural for a toilet monster, that is.
31:28But what if-
31:35Alright, act natural.
31:39Skibbity, skibbity, bop bop. Yes, skibbity.
31:44I think that's what we're looking for.
31:48Alright, just gotta... take it.
31:56That wasn't so bad.
31:58Uh-oh.
32:00Let's hope having legs gives me a speed advantage.
32:02Player, throw me the generator before they steal it back.
32:05Got it.
32:08Pull me up with you.
32:11Sorry, player. You've served me well.
32:14You got me what I needed, so I'm done with you.
32:17Bye.
32:19No! You traitor!
32:21I've got no way to fight back, other than-
32:26Hey! You wanna sing off? I'll give you a sing-off!
32:40Skibbity, skibbity, bop bop.
32:48Whoa. I honestly didn't expect that to work.
32:50But it gives me an idea.
32:52All I need is that generator back.
33:01I'm never going to stop the Skibbity Toilet Army with music like that.
33:04I gotta get up there with my microphone and-
33:10Titan Speaker Man, play my song as loud as you can!
33:40Skibbity, skibbity, bop bop.
33:56Yes! It worked! It actually worked!
33:59It sure did. Welcome to the Resistance, player.
34:11Over there!
34:15What sort of hell world did I enter?
34:17These Skibbity toilets are too powerful. We gotta retreat!
34:27No! They got you!
34:28We can't give up hope. We have a new creation.
34:31One we know will stop it.
34:36We have to release it before it's too late.
34:41This might be the end for me, player.
34:43No! We're gonna win this, and you're gonna be there to help.
34:47I'll try to power through.
34:53No!
34:58They're so tiny and terrifying!
35:06That must be their secret weapon.
35:11Finally, something's working.
35:13It's taking up this toilet's left and right.
35:15I knew our hard work would pay off.
35:21Now, here's the real test.
35:25Give it your best shot, toilet!
35:27Let's see if this works.
35:41No!
35:50Yes!
35:51Whoa! That thing's invincible!
35:55At least I hope so.
35:57No!
36:08Aw, gross! I'm one of those toilet people now?
36:11That explosion. It must have swapped our bodies.
36:15Retreat! Retreat!
36:17Skibbity!
36:18Skibbity! Skibbity!
36:25I could get used to this.
36:28It'll be okay, player. We have technology.
36:30I'll have us transformed back in no time.
36:32Uh-oh.
36:33What?
36:34Look.
36:38Oh, handprints. Great.
36:40That's gonna be pretty difficult with our current
36:42head-in-a-toilet-bowl-style bodies.
36:44Exactly.
36:46Wait a second. Do you have some of the
36:48Skibbity Toilet's instincts in you now?
36:50I think I can sense something.
36:53Wait. I can see it, too.
36:55The location of the Skibbity Toilet Base.
36:57They must all share some kind of psychic
36:59wavelength that we have access to now.
37:01Looks like these toilet bodies aren't
37:03totally useless after all.
37:05Still gross, though.
37:09Listen up, toilets.
37:11Or should I say, people.
37:14I'm unsure how this happened,
37:16but as you'll notice,
37:18we all got our bodies back.
37:20While originally shocking,
37:22I think this is exactly what we needed
37:24to take down those camera fools
37:26once and for all.
37:28Our new mission is to get into our base,
37:30power up, and destroy our enemies
37:32once and for all.
37:36Skibbity! Skibbity!
37:38Pardon me.
37:40Skibbity!
37:42It's... my voice isn't working.
37:44I've lost my song.
37:46Someone else do it.
37:48Skibbity! Skibbity!
37:52Stop that!
37:54All of you!
37:56It looks like we can't access our
37:58home base, but it's no matter.
38:00I think I know the perfect
38:02place where we can go.
38:04Onward!
38:06They clearly
38:08had the same idea we had.
38:10Let's go into the camera hideout.
38:12They might steal all your new tech.
38:14Shouldn't you be worried?
38:16No use worrying. We have to act.
38:18Let me show you how it's done.
38:20Skibbity! Skibbity!
38:26Whoa! That was beautiful.
38:28In a weird... toilet way.
38:30Ahem. Thank you.
38:34We need to make a plan.
38:36I intend on keeping us human.
38:38The only thing in our way is those
38:40darned cameras.
38:42We must destroy them before they destroy us.
38:44Hello, my lens-bearing brethren.
38:46Today is a day of vengeance.
38:48It wasn't enough that those
38:50horrible Skibbities destroyed our cities.
38:52Now they've cursed us with their
38:54disgusting porcelain-bulb bodies.
38:56We have to defeat them and reset
38:58the natural order.
39:00That's gonna be a lot easier said than done, boss.
39:02They won't give up having a full body without a fight.
39:04We have to harness our new
39:06skills, our new powers, if we hope
39:08to defeat them. As they no doubt
39:10will have access to all of our technology.
39:12But who knows if these clowns will
39:14even know how to use it.
39:22Everyone,
39:24attack!
39:26What?
39:28You're so strong.
39:30Looks like we're stronger than you ever were.
39:32Retreat!
39:34Retreat!
39:38I think we're more powerful
39:40than we realized. Maybe we should
39:42stay like this after all.
39:44Finally, we can wipe those Skibbities
39:46off the face of the Earth.
39:48Skibbity!
39:50Skibbity! Skibbity!
39:52Skibbity! Skibbity! Skibbity!
39:54Huh? What's happening?
39:56I think if you leave the song,
39:58your power grows.
40:00We're gonna win this war once and for all.
40:02If their lenses are so powerful,
40:04imagine what giant
40:06ones can do.
40:08Boys, we are getting our
40:10bodies back.
40:12You will prove very
40:14useful to us.
40:16Whatever that explosion did,
40:18we're going to reverse it.
40:22Skibbity! Skibbity! Skibbity!
40:24Skibbity! Skibbity! Skibbity!
40:30They don't know what's about to hit them.
40:32It's time. We're ready.
40:38Let's go out there and show them
40:40what we've got.
40:42Remember, player, you're our new secret weapon.
40:44Whatever you do, don't die.
40:46Yeah, I generally try to avoid
40:48dying, so don't really need the reminder.
40:50Here they come. Prepare yourselves,
40:52cameramen.
40:54It looks like the tables
40:56have turned, you camera cretins.
40:58Ready to perish?
41:00You're the ones that will perish, skibbity scum!
41:02Fire!
41:06What?
41:08Your powers
41:10are useless against our inventions.
41:12Attack!
41:20I think it's time.
41:22Leave the song.
41:24Good thing I warmed up.
41:26Skibbity-bop-bop-skibbity-dee!
41:28No! Using our own song
41:30against us?
41:32Good luck
41:34defeating me now.
41:36Get their weak points!
41:40Well, since we're
41:42using secret weapons,
41:44how do you like ours?
41:46Wait, that looks like...
41:50It is! He's using our own
41:52robot against us!
41:54The lasers killed it last time.
41:56It doesn't stand a chance against me.
41:58Ready? Aim?
42:00Wait a minute.
42:02Claire, stop!
42:04Don't shoot! That's what he wants.
42:06He'll cause another explosion and...
42:08Fire!
42:16No! Oh my god.
42:18What have you done?
42:20We were so close to ending this for good.
42:22Can't I miss my arms and legs?
42:26Well, well, well.
42:28Looks like we're back to the status quo.
42:32Run!
42:48Okay, we've only got one shot at this.
42:50Go, go, go!
42:52Come on, boys, you can do it!
42:54Flush that awful thing!
42:56Finish it!
43:00No, no, no!
43:04How is it that I have all the
43:06brightest minds in Cameropolis working under me
43:08and yet this is the best we can come up with?
43:14There has to be something
43:16more we can do to fight this thing.
43:18Well, have you tried clogging it?
43:22You think this is some sort of joke, newbie?
43:24Is the death of your alliance members a joke to you?
43:26No. Wait.
43:28I want to hear what he has to say.
43:30Go on.
43:32Well, it's just... they're toilets, you know?
43:34If you plug them up with enough paper, they'll overflow and...
43:36Oh, come on. This is preposterous.
43:38We've got a giant, skimpy toilet
43:40eating our civilians, and you actually want to feed it more?
43:42No. No way.
43:44Absolutely not. I won't stand for it.
43:46Doctor, where are we at with our growth laser?
43:48It's still at least a couple weeks away.
43:50Well, then you better hope that big old
43:52commode's next attack is still a couple weeks away.
43:54Because I want that thing operational
43:56by the next time that creature makes landfall.
43:58You understand me?
44:00Yes, sir.
44:02Dismissed.
44:10So, you think we should clog the toilet, hmm?
44:12Where'd you get that idea from?
44:14If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
44:16Oh, I doubt that.
44:18We've got a giant toilet attacking our beautiful city.
44:20Nothing surprises me anymore.
44:22So, tell me.
44:24Where'd you get this idea of yours?
44:26Well, if you really must know...
44:28About a week ago, I was walking downtown
44:30by myself.
44:32I was delivering some research documents
44:34to one of the camera labs when suddenly
44:36a pack of skibbity toilets cornered me in an alley.
44:38I had nowhere to turn.
44:40No way to defend myself.
44:42When one of those things attacked me,
44:44I did the only thing I could think to do.
44:46I flung the wad of papers inside it.
44:48At first, it seemed like it did nothing to the creature.
44:50Just slowed it down a little.
44:52But then, the toilet choked me
44:54and fell over dead.
44:56The others were so freaked out,
44:58they just scampered away.
45:00It was a miracle.
45:02Hmm, so clogging them really does some work.
45:04This is incredible.
45:06This could change everything.
45:08Yeah, well,
45:10good luck getting the camera leader to believe that.
45:12He doesn't take me seriously.
45:14He's not gonna listen.
45:16Uh-uh-uh, player. Not with that lack of confidence
45:18he won't.
45:20Let me go talk to him.
45:22Maybe I can make him see the light.
45:24Hello?
45:26Sir, are you in here?
45:28Sir?
45:30Sir?
45:34Go, go, go!
45:36Go!
45:40Come on, boys, you can do it!
45:44Finish it!
45:54Sir?
45:56You're not here to try to get me to reconsider that clogging idea of yours, are you?
45:58Uh, sir?
46:00I just think, if you would listen...
46:02Have I ever told you the story
46:04of how I became a camera leader?
46:06Uh, no.
46:08Then allow me to enlighten you.
46:10I was just a captain back during
46:12one of our invasions, and my commanding
46:14officer instructed me to lead a search party
46:16through a skyrise downtown.
46:18Our job was to clear out any skivvities that might
46:20still be hiding. Let's split up.
46:22Lieutenant, you're with me.
46:24Affirmative.
46:26Let's do this thing.
46:28I cleared out most of the city without any trouble.
46:30But then, I spotted something strange.
46:32Hey, Lieutenant, get over here.
46:34We might have something.
46:38Get off me! Get off me!
46:40The creature jumped on top of me
46:42before I had a chance to react.
46:44I thought I was done for, but then...
46:46My lieutenant saved my life.
46:48And unknowingly
46:50sacrificed his own.
46:52Skivvity!
46:54Lieutenant!
46:58When my superior found out
47:00I'd flushed away the last skivvity in the city,
47:02he gave me the promotion.
47:04I should have died that day, but instead
47:06I was made into one of the camera leaders.
47:08Sir, I had no idea.
47:10That's so awful.
47:12Now, Doctor,
47:14do you know why I told you that story?
47:16Um...
47:18To demonstrate to you just how vicious these creatures really are.
47:20If you do not flush them away while you have the chance,
47:22they will annihilate you.
47:24Do you want to be annihilated, Doctor?
47:26Sir, I...
47:28I know you are a scientist, CCTD,
47:30and I know how much scientist CCTDs
47:32love to experiment, but war is no time
47:34for trial and error, Doctor.
47:36These creatures can be destroyed one way
47:38and one way only. Getting flushed!
47:40Oh, no.
47:42Well, I'll be.
47:48Yes, yes.
47:50Time to finish this.
47:52Okay, people.
47:54Battle stations. Let's flush this son of a gun.
47:56Sir, we need to rethink this.
47:58It's too late, Doctor.
48:00I've already made up my mind.
48:02But, sir, players' vlogging idea.
48:04I said I've made up my mind. Now get out of my way!
48:06Cameraman, are you ready?
48:08Hmph. Just a bear pooping the woods.
48:10Okay, then. Let's finish this.
48:14It does poop in the woods!
48:26So it begins.
48:36Come on, Titan Cameraman!
48:38You can do it!
48:46Oh, no! Spider Skibbities!
48:48We gotta go stop them!
48:50It's working!
48:54It's working! It's really working!
49:00Hey, spider legs!
49:02You hungry? Well, try this!
49:14That's what I thought.
49:16Come on, finish this!
49:20Skibbities!
49:26Skibbities!
49:32Dear God, we failed.
49:34Looks like the Titan Cameraman was no match.
49:36What do we do now?
49:38Plan B. Come on!
49:40What are you doing over there?
49:42Why am I strapped to this table?
49:44What's Plan B exactly?
49:46You're going to save the day.
49:48How? I don't know how to fight.
49:50You won't need to, because you're going to have our secret weapon.
49:52The Hulk 2.
49:54Wait! Wait!
49:58What the?
50:00Skibbity-bop!
50:06Hey, body mouth!
50:08Choke on this!
50:12Skibbity-bop!
50:14Skibbity-bop!
50:16I can't believe it.
50:18He actually did it.
50:22Move! Move! Move!
50:24Sir, getting multiple heat signatures
50:26from within this room.
50:28Well then, let's do what we came here to do, huh?
50:30Freeze!
50:32Stay right where you are! Hands where I can see them!
50:34Huh?
50:36They're little ones?
50:38I didn't even know these things could reproduce.
50:40Well, if they can reproduce,
50:42then those mom or dad must be around here somewhere.
50:44I don't know about you.
50:46I don't care to meet them.
50:48Skibbity-ten o'clock!
50:50Son of a...
50:58Please, don't...
51:00Don't make me hurt you.
51:02Okay, okay, please, just listen to me.
51:04You, you need me.
51:06You'll never find a way out of the city on your own.
51:08Look, see for yourself.
51:10I've taken the entire city.
51:22So, what'll it be?
51:24You let me live?
51:26You'll never be able to escape without me.
51:28Especially traveling with your little ones.
51:30Help me, help you.
51:32Yes, I'll let you live.
51:34For now.
51:36But if you try to double-cross me,
51:38please, your fate will be the same as your two friends here.
51:40You got it?
51:42Got it.
51:44Good. Now how do we get out of here?
51:50You're sure this will lead us to the edge of the city?
51:52I'm positive.
51:54How do you know? Have you been down here before?
51:56Yep. These are the tunnels we used during the initial invasion.
51:58It's how we were able to break into the city,
52:00make it to street level so quickly.
52:02It was quite the series of battles.
52:08Of course that's how you know.
52:10Camera scum.
52:12Dang it. That's not good.
52:14What? What is it?
52:16Oh, come on. You've got to be kidding me.
52:22You said we'd be able to get out this way.
52:24Well, I'm sorry.
52:26How was I supposed to know that they'd set up extra security down here tonight?
52:28Well, you better figure out something.
52:30Or have you forgotten our little deal?
52:34Okay, okay.
52:36All right. Let me think of something.
52:42This isn't what I signed up for.
52:44Well, I don't know what to tell you.
52:46This is our best shot. Now hold still.
52:48Just stay quiet in there, okay?
52:50This will all be over before you know it.
52:52Aw, there, there, little one.
52:54Our friend's going to lead us to safety.
52:56You wait and see.
52:58All we have to do is trust him, okay?
53:00Nothing to see here.
53:02Just some trash.
53:04Hello there.
53:06Just a routine trash dump.
53:08Yes! It's working!
53:10Everything's going according to plan.
53:12Shh. Don't talk to us while we're trying to hide, moron.
53:14Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop.
53:16Just hold on a sec.
53:18Oh, hello there.
53:20Can I help you with something, sir?
53:22Well, I couldn't help but notice
53:24you were talking to the trash.
53:26Oh, okay.
53:28Yes, yes, I am, in fact.
53:30Just a routine trash run.
53:32You know how it is.
53:34Sure do.
53:36Say, you mind if I take a look inside?
53:38Uh...
53:40I mean, that is standard protocol, after all.
53:42Standard protocol?
53:44Oh, no.
53:46Here we go.
53:48It'll just be a quick peek.
53:52Looks good to me.
53:54On your way then, soldier.
53:56That was close.
53:58Shh. Shut up and stop talking.
54:00Stop shushing me.
54:02Sir, come quickly.
54:04I need to show you something.
54:08Cameraman,
54:10we might have a problem.
54:18Well, here we are.
54:20The edge of the city.
54:22I guess that's that, then.
54:24Guess it is.
54:26Not gonna go run back to your pals
54:28and sick them on us, are you?
54:30Eh, I don't know.
54:32Maybe I'll give you guys a day's head start.
54:38Hello, soldier.
54:40Seems you forget what side of this war you're on.
54:42Well, no worries.
54:44Allow me to remind you.
54:46Ah, he's awake.
54:48Hello, soldier.
54:50How was your rest?
54:52Am I?
54:54The Skivities, what have you done to them?
54:56You are back at base,
54:58and I haven't done anything to your precious little toilet friends.
55:00At least, not yet.
55:02You know, I really ought to thank you, soldier,
55:04because I've spent months trying to wrangle up
55:06a couple of these little Skivities,
55:08and you just dropped three of them right into my lap.
55:10You see, these little ones are actually
55:12incredibly rare and dangerous
55:14if left in the wrong hands.
55:16Yes, sir, I'm gonna raise these three
55:18to be a bunch of Skivity killing machines.
55:20I'd like them against their own kind.
55:28Let them go, sir. They're innocent.
55:30They're just little ones.
55:32For now they are, but soon they'll grow into full-sized monsters,
55:34just like that friend of yours
55:36we've got waiting for you out in the courtyard.
55:38What? He's still alive?
55:40He sure is.
55:42Why don't you come out and see what we've done to him?
55:44I think you'll like it.
55:47This, soldier, is what you get
55:49when one of those adorable little creatures grows up.
55:51A disgusting monster.
55:54No! Wait!
55:56Please, don't flush him!
55:58All right, fine, then.
56:00I won't flush him, because you're gonna do it.
56:02Show us what side you're really on, soldier.
56:04Prove your allegiance.
56:06Are you with them, or with us?
56:08Skivity, I... I'm so sorry.
56:10I didn't know any of this was gonna happen.
56:12No, this is my fault.
56:14I'm sorry I got you mixed up in all this.
56:16Just get it over with.
56:18Flush me and go back to your kind.
56:20We were never really meant to be friends anyway.
56:24Hit me as hard as you can
56:26and make a break for the woods, okay?
56:28What?
56:30I said, hit me as hard as you can and make for the woods.
56:32No, I heard what you said.
56:34But what about the little ones?
56:36Don't worry about them. Just trust me.
56:38Well, what are you waiting for, soldier?
56:40Flush him!
56:42My lens! He cracked my lens!
56:46Well, don't just stand there. Get him! Get him!
56:48Don't let him escape!
56:50Now's my chance.
56:54Ten bucks, I'd get him first.
56:56Phew, that was close. But I've gotta find somewhere to hide.
56:58There he is! Get him!
57:00Oh, no.
57:02All right, little guys. I'm not gonna hurt you.
57:04Uncle Cameraman's gonna get you outta here,
57:06just you wait.
57:08Well, well, well.
57:10You really do have quite the affinity
57:12for these creatures, don't you, soldier?
57:14Pathetic.
57:16Just let them go.
57:18And have these monstrosities grow up to destroy our precious city?
57:20No, no, don't think so, soldier.
57:22Unlike you, I'm no traitor.
57:24Unlike you, I know what's best for my kind.
57:26You know, General,
57:28you've got it all wrong about these creatures.
57:30Oh, is that right?
57:32Yeah, except you're right in one regard.
57:34That these creatures really are incredibly dangerous.
57:36Skippities! Attack!
57:40Get off me, you wretched beast!
57:42Let go of me!
57:44Hey, General, check it out.
57:46Looks like I was on the right side after all.
57:52Oh, man. This is the end of the line.
57:54I'm done for.
57:56I just hope that soldier was true to his word.
57:58I'm sorry, little ones.
58:00I really tried to get you to safety, but I failed you.
58:02Huh? What the?
58:04What's that?
58:06He did it! He really did it!
58:08Nope, I'm out.
58:14So,
58:16you really did sick your friends on me after all, huh?
58:18Yeah, well, what can I say?
58:20Days at Stark felt like
58:22too long.