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00:00Skibbity, skibbity, skibbity!
00:11Can't this thing go any faster? He's gaining on us!
00:14I don't know what to tell you! I'm already pushing it as fast as I can!
00:17Well, then we're about to be in a world of trouble!
00:20Look out!
00:27My back!
00:28Cameraman? Cameraman, where are you?
00:31Over here! Player! Help! Help!
00:34No! No!
00:41Uh-oh!
00:46Oh, man! This is how it ends! A buzzsaw, skibbity toilet!
00:51Huh? What the...
00:55Whoa! Who the heck is that?
00:57Skibbity, skibbity, skibbity!
01:00I'm alive? I'm alive!
01:02You sure are. Need a hand?
01:05Whoa! That was awesome! How did you just do that? Who... who are you guys?
01:10We're friends. Which is all that really matters, right?
01:13Now, where is it? Where's the G-Man killer?
01:16I know you have it! Come on, show it to me!
01:18You mean this? We were trying to deliver it downtown ourselves, but it appears the task was maybe a bit too much for us.
01:25Listen here, kid. Do you have any idea how important this plunger is?
01:30Uh...
01:31You see that G-Man skibbity over there? The one shooting giant lasers from its eyes?
01:37Uh-huh.
01:38Well, this plunger is the only thing that can take it down.
01:41Without this, we're all done for. You understand me? Do ya? Do ya?
01:47Okay, okay, I understand. I'll be careful with it.
01:49Good. Then I'll let you hold onto it for now.
01:52Watch that plunger with your life.
01:55Looks like downtown's completely infested.
01:57We still have no discernible way to get the plunger within sticking distance.
02:01At least not without a Titan of our own, that is.
02:04I know where we can find a Titan.
02:06What? How could you possibly know where we could find a Titan in the middle of all this?
02:11There's a research facility a couple blocks from here.
02:14I was working with the scientists there on a prototype for the camera Titan before the invasion.
02:18They're nice guys. I'm sure they'd love to help us out.
02:20Wow, that's perfect then. Sounds like we finally have a plan of action.
02:25Angry Face, can you get us a ride?
02:27I'm already on it.
02:31Come on, hop on.
02:33You said you wanted to help, right?
02:36Well, here's a chance, kid. Time to save the day.
02:44All right, status report. What are we looking at here, Winky Face?
02:47We've got three bogeys just outside the entrance of our building.
02:51They look strong, but I think we can take them.
02:54Yeah, but how are we supposed to fight them off without sticking that G-Man on us?
02:58Boy, that thing's terrifying.
03:00Sounds like we need a distraction.
03:03Angry Face?
03:04Yeah?
03:05Get your armor ready.
03:06You've got it, boss.
03:07The rest of you, with me. Let's move.
03:12All right, here we go.
03:14Come on, Angry Face. Do your thing.
03:17Hey, Toilet Heads, look over here.
03:20I heard you guys like music. Is that true?
03:27Well, allow me to turn up the volume then.
03:36Now's our chance. Come on, go, go, go!
03:40Uh-oh. That's not a good sign.
03:45What? What is it? What was that thing?
03:47Parasite.
03:48Wait, hold on a second. Look, down there.
03:51That's one of the scientists I worked with. One of the guys I was telling you about.
03:55Hey, Doctor, over here. It's me, Player. You remember me, right?
04:01Whoa. Hold on a second. I think there's something wrong with the doctor.
04:06Hey, Doc, you okay?
04:09Doc? Doc!
04:14Skibbities, skibbities, skibbities!
04:16Looks like the skibbities beat us to the point.
04:18Hopefully that Titan of yours is still in here somewhere.
04:24Come on, boys. Let's find that Titan.
04:27Come on, boys. Let's find that Titan.
04:30Oh, no!
04:35Boss, what's the status in there? I can't hold these guys much longer.
04:40We ran into a bit of a situation. We're gonna need you to buy us just a little more time, okay?
04:45Player, watch your six!
04:47Oh, man, I'm really sorry about this.
04:51Okay, let's see. I know it's down here somewhere.
04:55There! Over there, look!
04:59There it is! Just like I remembered it.
05:01Isn't she a beaut?
05:02Well, beautiful might be a bit of a stretch, but at least it's something to work with.
05:08Player, think you can fix it for us?
05:10I think I can.
05:12Good. Get to work.
05:13You got it, boss.
05:21I can't hold them much longer. I need help out here.
05:27We just lost Angry Face.
05:29Winky, go guard the door. Player, get that Titan up and running. Now!
05:33I'm doing everything I can.
05:35Well, do more! Gosh darn it!
05:41They're breaking through! I don't know how long I can hold them.
05:44Player, I need that Titan now!
05:47I can't fix it.
05:49I'm sorry, what did you just say to me?
05:51I can't fix it. There's no head.
05:54There's supposed to be a camera head that attaches to it, but I can't find it anywhere.
06:01What do we do now?
06:04Ma'am, can you hear me?
06:10What the...
06:13I sure hope you know what you're doing.
06:22She did it! The Titan's operational!
06:29Yes! Yes! You got this, TV woman! I believe in you! You can take this guy!
06:43All right, here we go!
06:49Okay, I still gotta figure out a way to get this plunger up to the G-Man. But how?
06:54Skibbity, skibbity.
06:56Well, looks like I'm gonna have to hitch a ride.
06:59Stay still, you ugly beast!
07:04Whoa there, buddy. Steady now. I just want to borrow you for a quick joyride.
07:09It'll be over before you know it. I promise.
07:12Skibbity, skibbity.
07:16Uh-oh.
07:20Almost there. Come on. Just a little more.
07:24Yes, I got it. Now we're talking.
07:31Skibbity, skibbity, skibbity.
07:34It's no use. That G-Man's just too strong for me.
07:39I'm sorry, everyone. But the Skibbities are just too powerful. We've lost.
07:48I don't think so.
07:57You did it, player! You took down the G-Man! I can't believe it!
08:10Get your filthy balls away from me, you disgusting monsters!
08:31Huh? Cameraman, what are you showing me this for?
08:35Wait, no. Please, don't!
08:41Cameraman...
08:46Ladies and gentlemen, for the first time since this war began, we believe victory is within reach.
08:52Our enemy is weak. They have no answer for our new battalion of TV-headed troops.
08:57Which is why I propose we strike while the iron's hot.
09:01Tomorrow, TV-Woman and I shall lead our television brethren in a surprise attack to drive the enemy out of our city once and for all.
09:08Where is TV-Woman? Shouldn't she be here for this?
09:12With any luck, this war will be done by sunset. Dismissed.
09:16It's really strange for TV-Woman to miss an important meeting like that. I hope she's feeling okay.
09:22Miss TV-Woman? Are you in here?
09:26What the...
09:31Oh, hello there, Cameraman. It's so nice to see you.
09:38TV-Woman, is that you? And why do you have a picture of me surrounded by candles?
09:43Yeah, sure is. You're so photogenic.
09:47I guess it would come natural to someone with a cute little camera for a face.
09:52I, uh...
09:54But, uh, pictures don't do the real thing justice.
09:58Look, I don't know what's going on with you today, but TV-Man would kill me if he saw that you and I were here.
10:04Care to dance with me, Cameraman?
10:07Dance? With you?
10:09This is the song my parents danced to at their wedding. Maybe we'll dance to it at ours, too.
10:18Whoa, whoa, whoa. A wedding? What are you talking about?
10:21Look, don't get me wrong. I guess I'm kind of flattered by all this, but I just don't like you like that.
10:27That's not an option.
10:31Either you love me by choice, or I make you love me.
10:39Uh, wait, what? No, no!
10:43Whoa! Pretty pink lights.
10:48Pretty pink lights.
10:57What the heck is going on around here today?
11:00First TV-Woman disappears, now Cameraman? Where the heck did they go?
11:05What in the world? What's going on here?
11:09Cameraman and I are dancing because we're in love.
11:13You and Cameraman? In love? How did this happen? We were supposed to be together.
11:18Oh, uh, do me a favor, huh, boss? Take a picture of us. I want to always commemorate the night I found my soulmate.
11:24Soulmate?
11:26Ah! My screen!
11:28Okay, that's enough. Now listen here, you two. I don't know what's happening, but it ends...
11:34Wait, where did you both go?
11:44There is only one of you, only one of me.
11:47There's a million of fools who would let us be.
11:51And I'm not gonna, not gonna leave you, leave you, baby.
11:55I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid to love.
12:05I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid, I'm not afraid to love.
12:15I'm not afraid to love.
12:17You, you, you, you, you, you, you, I'm not afraid to love.
12:25Gosh, this has been the best day of my entire life. I wish the day would never end.
12:30Me too, Cameraman. I'm so glad we're in love.
12:34You sound thirsty. Allow me to refresh you, my darling.
12:37No, that's okay, I'm...
12:39Whoops!
12:43Whoa there, everything okay?
12:45Huh? What? Yeah, oh, yeah, no, everything's fine. It's just, uh, I'm not really thirsty is all.
12:54But I am still hungry. Maybe you could go and get me another plate of this delicious pasta?
13:01It would be my pleasure. Back in a jiff!
13:06Whoa!
13:07What in the world do you think you're doing out there, Cameraman?
13:09Ah, I was on a romantic date with TV Woman.
13:12What are you doing here? That's the real question.
13:16Still feeling the love now, lover boy? I ought to snap you in half for stealing TV Woman away from me.
13:22Whoa, what just happened? Where am I? What's going on?
13:26I'll tell you what's going on. You've been gallivanting all around town with my lady.
13:30Huh? You mean with TV Woman? I would never do that.
13:34Quit lying. Tell me how all this happened. What went on between you two in that office before I got there?
13:39I just don't remember anything from earlier. It's just a bright pink light.
13:46Oh, Lensy Bear, what's taking so long?
13:50TV Man?
13:52TV Woman, something strange is happening. You don't love Cameraman, you love me.
13:57We're meant to be together forever. You have to trust me.
14:00Trust you? How am I supposed to trust some stranger I just found alone in a kitchen with the love of my life?
14:08He's not the love of your life!
14:10Of course he is!
14:14How dare you tell the love Cameraman and I share!
14:18Now, tell him how much you love me, Cameraman!
14:21Who, me? I, uh...
14:23Tell him, Cameraman! Tell him!
14:25Look, uh, there's really no easy way to say this.
14:31I don't know what happens if you left the table two minutes ago, but if you don't love me anymore,
14:35then you leave me no other choice but to destroy you!
14:44You saved me! Thank you!
14:46Save your thank yous for later. Let's get out of here.
14:48Oh, Cameraman, where do you think you're going?
14:53If I can't be with you, n-nobody will!
15:00Man, she can be terrifying when she wants to be.
15:02Hey, that's still my lady you're talking about, bub. Now shut up and figure out a way to fix all this.
15:08Look, a ship! I think we might be able to make it!
15:11Cameraman!
15:13Go on without me!
15:16I'm not finished with you, Cameraman!
15:19You will love me!
15:24I'll hold her off. Get out of here, Cameraman, while you still have the chance.
15:28B-but what about you?
15:29Oh, don't you worry about me. Till death do us part. Isn't that the saying?
15:37You're going to quit, do you?
15:40Didn't anyone teach you not to get in the way of true love?
15:45Because you don't love him, you love me! And I'm not going to stop until you remember that.
15:52Come on, Cameraman, think, think! She's got to have some sort of weakness. But what is it?
16:01That's it! Water! She hates water!
16:04Then I've got just the trick.
16:06Time to finish this!
16:10Quit! Sweetheart, you can't do this! Doesn't part of you still remember?
16:14Remember? Remember what?
16:17Remember all the amazing times we had!
16:20Allow me to offer you some clarity.
16:33Ma'am! Ma'am! Are you okay?
16:36Oh, what happened to me? All I remember is pasta and slow dancing with Cameraman. What's that all about?
16:48Hey, what's done is done, okay? Let's just forget about all this, once and for all.
17:02What's happening? Why can't we move?
17:06Wait, leave this one for me. I have special plans for him.
17:21Don't fret, friend. I'm not going to kill you. Well, yet.
17:26First, I want to tell you my story.
17:30You see, I was not always the television-faced man I am today.
17:35In fact, I grew up as a human child, ordinary in every way, except for one. I was sick.
17:44Hey, I was watching that!
17:47I'm sorry to disturb you, but I'm afraid I need to show you something. Something important.
17:52You see this right here? That's a brain tumor we found at the back of your head.
17:56Your best chance at survival would be for us to remove it, but unfortunately, until we're able to shrink it down to a more manageable size, it's just too risky.
18:05You're going to be stuck here in the hospital for quite some time.
18:08Just like that, my youth was taken from me.
18:12But in a cruel twist of fate, my illness wouldn't even end up being my biggest source of pain.
18:19You see, I was an only child, and both of my parents had to work two jobs in order to pay my medical bills,
18:25so it was the loneliness that truly hurt me the most.
18:29No friends, no family, no source of joy.
18:34In fact, the only time I would ever feel any kind of happiness was when I was watching my little TV set.
18:42Trapped in that bed, I'd watch television day and night.
18:46Everything from game shows, soap operas, even sports, believe it or not.
18:55I'd watch just about anything to keep my mind off of sickness.
19:00Eventually, the doctors gave me some excellent news.
19:04Hey, what gives?
19:06Sorry to interrupt your show, but I have your most recent test results.
19:10Look, see for yourself. It's your tumor. It's shrunk.
19:14We should be able to perform the operation on it first thing tomorrow morning.
19:17I couldn't believe it.
19:19I was going to get to leave the hospital, and then I would get to live the life I had always deserved, I'd always wanted.
19:26Or at least, that's what I thought.
19:28We now interrupt this programming to give you a breaking news update.
19:32A strange new species of sentient Taurus has invaded our city.
19:35The creatures are causing pure chaos, attacking civilians and destroying buildings.
19:40Oh no, that can't be good.
19:50What the? What's happening down there?
19:54The streets were crawling with the strange new toilet creatures.
19:59Knew that if I stayed in the hospital room that the toilets would find me.
20:04And eventually, they did.
20:13Skibbity?
20:20Are they gone? Is it safe?
20:24Skibbity!
20:26Skibbity's had me completely cornered. There was nowhere to run, nowhere to hide.
20:31So I clung to my TV set, waiting for my inevitable demise.
20:35Then, the most incredible thing happened.
20:39Suddenly, I felt strong. I felt more alive than I'd ever felt before. It was incredible.
20:46These creatures, they were afraid of me.
20:49No one had ever been afraid of me before. I'd always just been a nobody.
20:53Things are about to be very different now.
20:57I was in charge of my own destiny for the first time.
21:01And I liked it.
21:04I was in total control. I felt powerful.
21:08I felt like I could take over the entire world if I wanted to.
21:12What the...?
21:14Skibbity!
21:16Skibbity!
21:18Skibbity!
21:20Skibbity!
21:22Skibbity!
21:24Skibbity!
21:26Skibbity!
21:28Skibbity!
21:30Skibbity!
21:32Which, finally, leads me back to you.
21:39You see, I've been waiting for this moment for a very, very long time, Skippity.
21:46Finally, I get to subject one of you to the very same pain I had inflicted upon me all
21:51those years ago.
21:53I'm going to make you stare at this screen until I come to the conclusion that you've
21:57suffered just as much as I did.
22:00And then, only then, once you're desperate for all of it to end, I will turn the screen
22:06off and let you die.
22:08Oh, yeah, well, not if I have anything to say about it.
22:15Let's get out of here before old Flatscreen gets his monitor back on.
22:19What have you done to me?
22:23My head?
22:24My beautiful monitor head?
22:27It's cracked!
22:28Oh, you may have won the battle, Skippity, but you have not won the war.
22:33This is far from over.
22:36It's very far from over, I tell you.
22:46If you thought I was tough to defeat with one monitor, prepare to face five!
22:55I won't go back to being weak again.
22:58I am strong.
23:00I am powerful.
23:02I am...
23:03TC-Man!
23:04No!
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23:07No!
23:08TC-Man!
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23:28TC-Man!
23:29TC-Man!
23:30TC-Man!
23:31TC-Man!
23:32It's not looking so good for us out there.
23:43Those toilets are way stronger than I expected.
23:46Hopefully, if I stay up here...
23:47Yellow!
23:48No!
23:49Are you okay?
23:50Oh no.
23:51We're dropping like flies.
23:52I have to do something fast.
23:53Before I end up like this.
23:54I have to get out of here.
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24:21I have to get out of here.
24:22I have to get out of here.
24:23You're attacking the town.
24:25Why would you join them?
24:26I could ask you the same thing.
24:27But I cleaned the toilets last week.
24:28And I did them the week before.
24:29It's your turn.
24:30Oh, cry me a river.
24:31I'm not risking getting my evil genius hands dirty by doing them myself.
24:32Now off you go.
24:33And don't mix too many of the cleaners.
24:34They're all highly potent chemicals.
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26:16You'll pay for this.
26:18I demand to see your leader.
26:20It could be worse.
26:21At least it's clean toilet water.
26:23Still gross.
26:24I am very respected in my universe.
26:26If I don't see your leader now, I'll...
26:29Are you the head toilet here?
26:32Hello?
26:33Can you hear us?
26:34Let us go!
26:42How dare you!
26:46No!
26:47What have you done to us?
26:52Whoa!
26:53This is insane!
26:54Are you the leader?
26:56Welcome, my newest victims.
26:59My newest soldiers.
27:03What the?
27:04What could that have been?
27:05Another red experiment?
27:06We gotta find out.
27:07I'm not going in there.
27:09We can check the security cams.
27:12Oh, jeez.
27:14We might need a plumber.
27:16I think it's worse than that.
27:18Look!
27:19What is that?
27:22Oh my god!
27:24Ew!
27:25How did that happen?
27:27If water got through the screen, what about...
27:31No! Run!
27:32Before...
27:40Uh...
27:41I...
27:43Get them!
27:46What the heck are you people?
27:48Where are your heads?
27:50Where are your arms?
27:52Okay, that's fair.
27:53Where are we?
27:55I don't think this is our universe.
27:57I'll tell you where you are.
27:59You're in a war-torn land.
28:00War-torn?
28:01Perhaps you haven't heard.
28:03This city has been at war for a long time now.
28:07We used to be a peaceful city.
28:09It was almost boring.
28:10Nothing ever happened.
28:11It was a horrible place.
28:13It was a beautiful time.
28:15I dealt with the constant torment of humankind.
28:19Cursed to live as this toilet.
28:22Ew, what is that?
28:24Forever mocked by these stupid humans.
28:28So I began to even the playing field.
28:31Things were fine until that horrible toilet showed up.
28:35Eventually, I amassed a large enough group of...
28:38like-minded individuals to make a public statement.
28:42And then, he used them all to attack.
28:44I realized just how powerful I was.
28:47And that if I gained a powerful enough army,
28:50I could take over the world.
28:52Make humanity pay for how they treated me.
28:55I knew he would destroy the world if no one stopped him.
28:58So I formed an underground resistance.
29:00How we became camera heads is a long story.
29:04But together, we formed a militia to oppose the toilets.
29:07It's been a vicious battle.
29:09A battle I am determined to win.
29:11Get flushed!
29:12We win some, we lose many.
29:15The resistance is futile and they know it.
29:18But their army grows every day.
29:21So we must do the same.
29:23They grow stronger every battle.
29:25And we're doing everything we can to keep up.
29:27You want us to join your army?
29:29But we hardly know what's going on.
29:31You don't have a choice.
29:33Join us or die.
29:36Join you it is then.
29:38You know, I'm actually a bit of an evil overlord myself.
29:41I think I can prove to be very useful to your empire.
29:44Good. Good.
29:47That's horrible! He's destroying the city!
29:51Back home, Red is constantly trying to oppress us too.
29:54We're always resisting.
29:56So you'll join our cause?
29:58Absolutely.
30:00Then it's time to perform the ritual.
30:02Huh?
30:08Cyan, I don't like the look of this!
30:11Wait for impact!
30:25Now let's get out there.
30:27And destroy them!
30:33Get a taste of your own medicine!
30:55Cyan, it's been fun.
30:57But we're part of the New World Order.
30:59We have to get back to our own world.
31:01Hmm, not interested.
31:06You see, I joined the Skippity Toilets
31:08because the leader promised me a place in his new regime
31:11if I helped destroy the resistance.
31:13And look around you. We did.
31:15You'll never destroy us.
31:17We'll always come back.
31:19We'll always come back.
31:21You'll never destroy us.
31:23We'll always come back.
31:25Here's the thing.
31:27Even if you do, we will pound you into the ground.
31:29Because I have a New World Order in mind.
31:31One where I am in control.
31:33I'm far smarter than these normal toilets.
31:35I plan to topple the leader
31:37and become the new Skippity Toilet.
31:41You dare try to defy me?
31:43I will destroy all you Rainbow Freaks!
31:45All of us?
31:47Not likely, pal.
31:49Yellow, it's time to fight.
31:55Wait! Leave it to me!
31:59No!
32:05Everyone, move on!
32:19I will destroy all you Rainbow Freaks!
32:21I will destroy all you Rainbow Freaks!
32:23I will destroy all you Rainbow Freaks!
32:28Okay, we've only got one shot at this.
32:30Go, go, go!
32:32Come on, boys, you can do it!
32:34Flush that awful thing!
32:36Finish it!
32:40No, no, no!
32:45How is it that I have all the brightest minds in Cameropolis
32:47working under me,
32:49and yet this is the best we can come up with?
32:55There has to be something more we can do
32:57to fight this thing.
32:59Well, have you tried clogging it?
33:01You think this is some sort of joke, newbie?
33:03Is the death of your Alliance members
33:05a joke to you?
33:07No, wait.
33:09I want to hear what he has to say.
33:11Go on.
33:13Well, it's just, they're toilets, you know?
33:15With paper, they're overflowing.
33:17Oh, come on, this is preposterous.
33:19We've got a giant, skimpy toilet eating our civilians,
33:21and you actually want to feed it more?
33:23No, no way. Absolutely not.
33:25I won't stand for it.
33:27Doctor, where are we at with our growth laser?
33:29It's still at least a couple weeks away.
33:31Well, then you better hope that big old
33:33commode's next attack is still a couple weeks away,
33:35because I want that thing operational
33:37by the next time that creature makes landfall.
33:39You understand me?
33:41Yes, sir.
33:43So...
33:45you think we should clog the toilet,
33:47hmm?
33:49Where'd you get that idea from?
33:51If I told you, you wouldn't believe me.
33:53Oh, I doubt that.
33:55We've got a giant toilet attacking our beautiful city.
33:57Nothing surprises me anymore.
33:59So, tell me,
34:01where'd you get this idea of yours?
34:03Well, if you really must know,
34:05about a week ago,
34:07I was walking downtown by myself.
34:09I was doing some shopping,
34:11I was walking downtown by myself.
34:13I was delivering some research documents
34:15to one of the camera labs when suddenly,
34:17a pack of skibbity toilets cornered me in an alley.
34:19I had nowhere to turn,
34:21no way to defend myself.
34:23So when one of those things attacked me,
34:25I did the only thing I could think to do.
34:27I flung the wad of papers inside it.
34:29At first, it seemed like it did nothing to the creature,
34:31just slowed it down a little.
34:33But then, the toilet choked me and fell over dead.
34:35The others were so freaked out,
34:37they just scampered away.
34:39It was a miracle!
34:41Hmm...
34:43So clogging them really does work.
34:45This is incredible!
34:47This could change everything!
34:49Yeah, well,
34:51good luck getting the camera leader to believe that.
34:53He doesn't take me seriously.
34:55He's not gonna listen.
34:57Uh-uh-uh, player.
34:59Not with that lack of confidence, he won't.
35:01Let me go talk to him.
35:03Maybe I can make him see the light.
35:05Hello?
35:07Sir, are you in here?
35:09Sir?
35:11Sir?
35:15Go, go, go!
35:19Come on, boys!
35:21You can do it!
35:25Finish it!
35:33Sir?
35:35You're not here to try to get me to reconsider
35:37that clogging idea of yours, are you?
35:39Uh, sir?
35:41I just think, if you would listen...
35:43Have I ever told you the story of how I became
35:45a camera leader?
35:47Uh, no.
35:49Then allow me to enlighten you.
35:51I was just a captain back during one of our
35:53invasions, and my commanding officer
35:55instructed me to lead a search party through a sky
35:57rise downtown. Our job was to
35:59clear out any skivvies that might still be hiding.
36:01Let's split up. Lieutenant,
36:03you're with me. Affirmative.
36:05Let's do this thing.
36:07I had cleared out most of the city without
36:09any trouble. But then,
36:11I spotted something strange. Hey, Lieutenant,
36:13get over here. We might have something.
36:15Name, name.
36:17Get off me!
36:19Get off me!
36:21The creature jumped on top of me before I had a chance
36:23to react. I thought I was done for, but then...
36:25My lieutenant
36:27saved my life.
36:29And unknowingly sacrificed
36:31his own. Skivvy!
36:33Huh?
36:35Lieutenant!
36:39When my superior found out I'd flushed away
36:41the last skivvy in the city, he gave
36:43me the promotion. I should have died
36:45that day, but instead I was made into
36:47one of the camera leaders.
36:49Sir, I had no idea. That...
36:51That's so awful.
36:53Now, Doctor, do you know why I told
36:55you that story? Um...
36:57To demonstrate to you just how vicious
36:59these creatures really are. If you do
37:01not flush them away while you have the chance,
37:03they will annihilate you. Do you want
37:05to be annihilated, Doctor? Sir,
37:07I... I... Now, I know you are a scientist
37:09CCTV, and I know how much
37:11scientist CCTVs love to experiment.
37:13But war is no time for trial
37:15and error, Doctor. These creatures
37:17can be destroyed one way and one way
37:19only. Getting flushed!
37:21Oh, no. Well, I'll
37:23be.
37:25Yes, yes.
37:27Time to
37:29finish this.
37:31Okay, people. Battle stations.
37:33Let's flush this son of a gun.
37:35Sir, we need to rethink this.
37:37It's too late, Doctor. I've already made up
37:39my mind. But, sir, players' vlogging
37:41idea... I said I've made up my mind.
37:43Now, get out of my way!
37:45Cameraman, are you ready?
37:47Hmph. Just a bear poop in the woods.
37:49Okay, then. Let's finish this.
37:51It does poop in the woods!
38:03And so it begins.
38:13Come on, Titan Cameraman!
38:15You can do it!
38:17Steady, Paul.
38:19Steady, Paul.
38:25Oh, no!
38:27Spider skibbities! We gotta go
38:29stop them!
38:33It's working!
38:35It's really working!
38:41Hey, spider legs! You hungry?
38:43Well, try this!
38:49Ha!
38:55That's what I thought.
38:57Come on, finish this!
39:13Dear God, we've failed.
39:15Looks like the Titan Cameraman was no
39:17match. What do we do now?
39:19Plan B. Come on!
39:21What are you doing over there? Why am I strapped
39:23to this table? What's Plan B exactly?
39:25You're going to save the day.
39:27What? But... how?
39:29I don't know how to fight.
39:31You won't need to, because you're going to have our secret weapon.
39:33The Hulk 2.
39:35Wait! Wait!
39:37What the...
39:41Steady, Paul.
39:43Steady, Paul.
39:45Hey,
39:47body mouth! Choke on this!
39:49Yes!
39:57I can't believe it. He actually
39:59did it.
40:01Skibbity-bop-bop!
40:03Oh, yes! Skibbity-bop-bop!
40:05Ah!
40:11Where is he?
40:13I know you're in here somewhere.
40:19Oh, Cameraman.
40:21Cameraman.
40:23Come out and play.
40:27There you are.
40:29I knew I'd find you here.
40:31Do you have any idea how much
40:33pain you've put me through?
40:35Today, it all
40:37ends. Today,
40:39I get my revenge!
40:47What the... What's happening
40:49to me? You have been hypnotized.
40:51Say hello to my
40:53new friend, Skibbity.
40:55Do you like him? I do.
40:57Because I learned his mysterious blue screen
40:59had a paralyzing effect on toilets
41:01just like you.
41:03Don't worry now, buddy. It'll all be okay.
41:05I'll see you soon.
41:07Very soon.
41:15Comfortable?
41:17It's no use. One of my guards would just flush you
41:19before you'd be able to escape.
41:21I'm sorry it has to be this way,
41:23but I just had to find a way to talk
41:25to you. You needed to finally know
41:27the truth about how I became the way
41:29I am now, and for me to take responsibility
41:31for what I did to you all those years
41:33ago. You see, back in my
41:35school days, I was a bit unruly.
41:37I guess you could say I was a bully.
41:39I took my anger
41:41and used it to torment everyone in my
41:43sight. But do you know who my
41:45favorite target was?
41:47You.
41:49You were constantly getting
41:51praised for your musical talents.
41:53Everyone loved that stupid little
41:55song of yours. Skibbity bum bum
41:57Oh yes, yes, skibbity bum bum
41:59And at some point, I guess
42:01it started to tick me off.
42:03And as that jealousy swirled
42:05inside me, I became inspired
42:07to make my very first movie.
42:09A horror film.
42:11Hey guys, watch this.
42:13Shhhh.
42:15Even as I entered that bathroom,
42:17I knew what I was about to do was
42:19wrong. I didn't care.
42:21I just wanted to wipe the smile off
42:23your face. And now let me say
42:25this once and for all, so you know
42:27I mean it. What I did to you that
42:29day was awful. It was heinous.
42:31One might even call it unforgivable.
42:33When I showed the other students
42:35my footage, it ruined your entire
42:37reputation. I didn't
42:39care though. I loved the attention
42:41I was getting, both in school and
42:43online. I was finally somebody.
42:45You had to switch schools.
42:47And I had to as well. Because
42:49eventually the principal found out and had
42:51me expelled. I'll never forget
42:53when my father picked me up from school
42:55that day. He was so ashamed
42:57of me. I lived with
42:59the shame of my actions for many
43:01many years after that.
43:03But lucky for me, my passion for my
43:05art would eventually put me back on the
43:07right path. I grew up and found
43:09success as a big shot Hollywood
43:11cinematographer. People all over
43:13the world wanted to work with me.
43:15My movies were
43:17made.