1992 Meatballs 4 UNCUT HOT MOVIE Corey Feldman #NowPlayingMovies #EnglishMovie
1992 Meatballs 4 UNCUT HOT MOVIE Corey Feldman
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00:00:00You
00:00:30Oh
00:00:48Do you hear anything? No, not yet
00:01:00Oh
00:01:09Anything now
00:01:31Oh
00:01:35How about now
00:02:00Oh
00:02:08Here she comes
00:02:18On time to the second, huh? Let's see those pizza delivery boys do that everybody else
00:02:30Okay, everybody, here we go, let's line up right over here by the bus, okay
00:02:35Okay
00:02:42Would you look at that
00:02:44Maybe 30 24 24 people
00:02:48Few years ago. We would have had 80 maybe a hundred of them
00:02:52No more
00:02:55All because of one thing
00:02:57The economy damn damn TV
00:03:27So far so good, huh? No major geeks
00:03:36Boy mom and dad were right. This is gonna be great
00:03:40I
00:03:57Sorry guys
00:03:58What did I tell you Kel there is a loser born every second?
00:04:04And you got that ass was gonna be trouble when we first got on that bus
00:04:07Oh
00:04:09Shake it off. We got two weeks here and a lot can happen to port in two weeks
00:04:15Okay, okay everybody settle down a little water ain't gonna hurt you I mean unless you're on the Titanic
00:04:27All right now
00:04:29Welcome to lakeside water ski camp. I'm Neil Peterson. I'm the owner people around here. Just call me Neil
00:04:37Especially when I'm dropped to my knees
00:04:46Well, I think you should check with your counselors for your assigned bungalows and then maybe hit the showers, huh, I
00:04:54Guarantee you gang listen these last two weeks of summer are gonna be fantastic. I promise you. What do you say gang?
00:05:07Oh
00:05:09Okay, right here we have Ford Duncan and big
00:05:14Here we have Starbuck Burberry Franklin Palladino Hardy Fouts and Donenburg
00:05:20Hey, three of you girls are in this cabin Hillary Misha and Lauren
00:05:37Oh
00:06:04Now we
00:06:05Get a good feeling about this place. Yeah, I'm getting the same feeling I'm getting a woody
00:06:14Hi, I'm Victor Victor thick pen Victor Victor thick pen West Ford and this is my pal Howie hi
00:06:23Sorry about the water I kind of got excited see this is my first time at camp
00:06:31No
00:06:32really
00:06:34Actually, this is my first time away from home first time away from home
00:06:39Victor, you know, you seem like a cool guy and since these girls down here we're headed for the shower
00:06:45Would you be interested in joining me and Howie?
00:06:48for a little
00:06:50sneak preview
00:06:53Boy
00:06:55Hey guys, my back hurts. I
00:06:59Don't want to look too. Hey relax pigpen. We just got here
00:07:09As you all know I've encountered a few financial problems here at Lakeside
00:07:15That coupled with a drastic decrease in the number of patrons over the last couple of years
00:07:21It's really taken a toll on our camp
00:07:24The result is I've been forced to let go a number of our regular counselors
00:07:31And I guess the topper was last week when Jonathan left us to take the other
00:07:38Recreation director's job up there in Oregon. Yeah, I didn't even call to say goodbye
00:07:44You know, I don't even think you care if he hurt somebody
00:07:51Just a minute more
00:07:54I
00:08:20Don't know how he that big bit is mine
00:08:24Well be that as it may we now find ourselves without a rec director
00:08:29Therefore I've had to decide on a replacement and I've made my decision
00:08:34our new
00:08:36recreation director will be
00:08:38Ricky way what?
00:08:43Ricky Wade
00:08:47He's working over at Twin Oaks he was working for Twin Oaks
00:08:51Apparently he wasn't happy with the new owners over there when he heard that Jonathan had left us he inquired about the job
00:09:00Look in the two years since he left us for Twin Oaks. He was single-handedly responsible
00:09:06For doubling their attendance doubling and God knows we're in serious need of someone who can do the same thing here
00:09:21I
00:09:52Oh
00:09:57This place even has a stud show
00:10:21Hey guys, sorry, I'm a little bit late. I gotta tell you man those standby flights. They're a bitch the food sucks
00:10:28I'm serious Kyle. Wow, it isn't Kyle
00:10:32And if it isn't I'm very excited about that. So who flew you in wait, or should I say threw you out?
00:10:39Happy to see you too. Whoa didn't know you were that happy
00:10:45Jennifer
00:10:47Bill I Ted any excellent adventures lately. No good
00:10:56Hello Ricky, I kid Ricky
00:11:06Really glad to say hey, we're all glad to see you. Thank you. Thank you
00:11:09Hey folks, I want you to meet our new recreation director Ricky Wade. Yay
00:11:17Oh
00:11:19Neil
00:11:20Have you been telling those bad jokes again like a bad little Neil?
00:11:25Huh? You know, we don't like it when you do that kids. Has he been a bad boy?
00:11:30I think we need to put him in his place kids. All right now listen up. This is the plan. I'm your drill sergeant
00:11:36It's 1600 hours you boys and girls are gonna come to the welcome to camp party and until that time
00:11:43I want you all to take your clothes off have a lot of sex and go out and hit the lake
00:11:47I
00:11:53Don't worry Neil I got him right where I want him fine fine
00:12:18Oh
00:12:39Finally somebody knows what they're doing. Okay. I'll try to jump off the ramp
00:12:47Oh
00:12:52What are you doing wishing I were a duck, all right make a wide right turn
00:13:01No, no, all right
00:13:18Oh boy, this is way better than the brochure
00:13:26I'm not with him anymore. So drop what the hell we ever doing with him in the first guy is an asshole Kelly
00:13:34whatever
00:13:36a
00:13:43Did you have to bring Ricky back here of all the people for this job why him
00:13:51Honey
00:13:54A
00:13:56Long time ago. I promised your parents that if anything ever happened to them, I'd take care of you
00:14:03Now, you know, I want this camp to be yours one day
00:14:06But for that to happen, I have to do everything I can to make sure that it's still here
00:14:13And as strange as it may seem
00:14:16Ricky
00:14:17Help make that happen
00:14:20But you don't understand how awkward it is for me to have Ricky and Kyle here at the same time
00:14:24Oh, honey, all I ask is that you try to understand
00:14:29All I'm doing is what I think is best for the camp
00:14:34Grandpa, I know that
00:14:37It's just really difficult right now
00:14:41All right, are you happy campers all you have to do is aim and you'll pull
00:14:51Great shot. Where'd you learn to like that? I used to live in Detroit. Oh, yeah
00:14:58When you're ready, just go pull, okay
00:15:02Ready when you are killer
00:15:19How do you do oh I'd say you were pretty effective
00:15:24I
00:15:28Know I promised not to interfere but look I'm concerned the meat's only a week away and frankly, I don't see much Oh
00:15:35Neil relax. This is only the first week. I'm gonna get him going tomorrow. We'll dig in deep
00:15:41It's gonna be fine. And besides you don't need a lot of talent. Look at your career
00:15:54Hey
00:16:03It ain't the Pope thank God
00:16:05I
00:16:22Yes, mrs. Monica Chavez would like to speak with you when hopes owner
00:16:35My my my mr. Peterson, this is so quaint and cozy
00:16:42it's very
00:16:45Provincial
00:16:47Kind of late in the day for introductions, isn't it? I
00:16:50Do apologize. I just know how busy you must be during the day. I mean, what do you have here 60 or 70 campus thing?
00:16:59Is something like that? Yeah, I
00:17:03Have 127 well, like they say it's not the quantity. It's the quality, right?
00:17:13Please excuse Nunzio and his walnut fetish. Mr. Peterson
00:17:19He lacked a certain amount of oxygen during childbirth
00:17:25What do you want miss Chavez
00:17:27Cut to the chase. I like that in a man
00:17:31My friends at the bank have informed me that lakeside camp is experiencing some minor financial difficulty a minor problem a
00:17:40Delinquent $200,000 mortgage is a pretty big problem
00:17:44especially for
00:17:46money losing ventures such as lakeside Oh
00:17:51No, no, no shit whatever you say ma'am. Hey buddy, where's your toilet?
00:17:58Light me you idiot. Sorry, ma'am
00:18:05Dick
00:18:07Allow me to introduce you to my latest venture
00:18:11Mountain View golfing community
00:18:14350 acres of golfing and vacationing bliss
00:18:18It's been a dream of mine for many years. Mr. Peterson
00:18:22However, there is one problem my camp is the only lakeside property zoned for new construction
00:18:31precisely
00:18:32That's why I'm here with an offer
00:18:37$500,000 in cash for lakeside
00:18:40Enough to pay off your mortgage and to make your pending retirement more comfortable
00:18:44I'm willing to give you a few days to think about it. No need I
00:18:49Can give you my answer now?
00:18:51No, I know your type miss Shabbat's you'd do anything to make a buck
00:18:56The difference between you and me is that I care about this little lake and you don't give a good damn
00:19:02What happens to it as long as the cash flows in next you'll be changing the laws to bring in gambling and prostitution
00:19:09Oh, no, those are illegal as is stealing. Perhaps. I should have you arrested for stealing Ricky Wade from me
00:19:16I didn't steal anybody
00:19:18Ricky came to me on his own for a job said he didn't care much for the new owner over there
00:19:25Now I know why
00:19:30So if you people don't mind
00:19:33Thank you for your time. Mr. Peterson. I do hope you'll reconsider
00:19:38Thanks for wait forever, you know
00:19:49Buddy, where's your toilet?
00:19:59Hey, come on in boys and girls, hey, wait, do you hear the orchestra we've got tonight?
00:20:09Hello Neil, hello
00:20:14My friends call me Hillary
00:20:18I
00:20:20Need a chance. Are you checking IDs?
00:20:24Okay, cuz all I brought was my
00:20:48Oh
00:20:57Are you sure you don't have it? It's my favorite. No, I told you before I don't have any way
00:21:04Newton
00:21:16Hi, hi, I'm Howie, who are you Hillary?
00:21:22No, you really shouldn't buy your aftershave at a yard sale
00:21:34I
00:22:04I
00:22:06I
00:22:31All right, ladies and gentlemen Elvis has left the building
00:22:36All right, listen, uh, seriously before I get off
00:22:42No, really folks I'd like to at this time take a minute to recognize our Neil Peterson
00:22:51Is the only man to guarantee you a good time or your money back
00:22:57This man is also the only man who has ever successfully completed the Triple Hinge
00:23:09Tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be holding the tryouts for our annual ski meet competition
00:23:15Against Twin Oaks now if you're not familiar with Twin Oaks Twin Oaks is that big fancy rich place on steroids across the lake
00:23:22Yeah, this meat is very important to Neil because Twin Oaks has won the last three years in a row
00:23:29Bite me now tomorrow is not
00:23:34Mandatory. Okay, you can try out if you want to you don't have to however
00:23:39If you are in to getting the full enjoyment of your ski vacation and believe me
00:23:45There is no thrill in the world
00:23:47Like watching your competition eat your weight
00:24:01Then go on and party on and we'll see you at 9 o'clock a.m. In the morning
00:24:18You know, was it me or have I seen this shirt somewhere before
00:24:24Nice shirt, I see the tennis taste does he have a name?
00:24:29Uh, yeah, actually, it's Wes Jennifer. Nice to meet you. Nice to meet you
00:24:48Oh
00:25:03Nothing to fear fear itself everything to gain and nothing to lose
00:25:14Come on Victor do it
00:25:18Do it do it
00:25:21I'm a winner not a loser. I'm a winner not a loser. I'm a winner not a loser
00:25:26I'm a winner not a loser. I'm a winner not a loser. I'm a winner not a loser. I'm a winner not a loser.
00:25:33Oh my god, my dress!
00:25:37I'm sorry, I tripped!
00:25:39You idiot!
00:25:41I didn't mean it
00:25:44Some guys get all over women. What's wrong with you? You look like the jury just gave you the electric chair
00:25:50Monica Chavis came by she made me an offer to buy lakes
00:25:56Well, man, stay away from that woman. I'm serious. She's bad news.
00:26:00Well, you don't have to convince me
00:26:02Oh Ricky, this meat is so important. I've just got to generate more business
00:26:08Don't worry
00:26:10If we win it they will come
00:26:14And we will win it, trust me
00:26:20What's the matter?
00:26:22I don't know
00:26:24Are you mad at me?
00:26:25No
00:26:27Is it because I didn't get the rec director's job?
00:26:30No, of course not. It's just, it's different this year
00:26:34You mean because of Ricky Wade?
00:26:37No, it has nothing to do with Ricky Wade
00:26:41It's just that I don't like Ricky Wade
00:26:44Is it because of Ricky Wade?
00:26:47No, it has nothing to do with Ricky. He's ancient history
00:26:51Ancient history?
00:26:52Yeah
00:26:58Well, you know what they say about history repeating itself, don't you?
00:27:04Look, we just...
00:27:06Hark, hark, what is this may I see before me?
00:27:10A man, a young attractive man standing by himself on a porch at night with a party going on
00:27:16Where's the party police? Party police?
00:27:18There's a man standing out here by himself and his name is Victor
00:27:22I'm sorry, honest, I didn't mean that
00:27:25Didn't mean what?
00:27:27Take your choice
00:27:29Dumping water on everybody, smashing their windows
00:27:32Dumping water on everybody, smashing the woman's shower
00:27:37Causing that
00:27:39Sorry
00:27:42You did all that?
00:27:44In one day?
00:27:46Oh, it's true
00:27:50It is you, it's the devil, where's that sign?
00:27:53666, Damien, come on Damien, I know it's you
00:28:02Okay
00:28:11Okay
00:28:18I think I'm gonna change that 10 to a 12
00:28:21Yeah
00:28:26Numbers can express the way I'm feeling right now
00:28:33So basically that's the story of my life
00:28:36Getting in the way, ruining other people's good times
00:28:39Ah, don't worry about it, Victor
00:28:41Here, have a cigarette, it'll make you feel better
00:28:44I don't smoke, Ricky
00:28:46Well, it's a good time to start
00:28:48Go ahead
00:28:50Okay
00:28:52Ow!
00:28:54You see, you shouldn't smoke, Victor
00:28:56Well, anyway, I'm not gonna smoke
00:28:58Ow!
00:29:00You see, you shouldn't smoke, Victor
00:29:02Well, anyway, that's my biggest problem
00:29:05I have no friends
00:29:07That's why my parents suggested I take this trip
00:29:10Maybe to meet some new people
00:29:12Maybe even a girl
00:29:14A girl here at camp?
00:29:16Wait a minute
00:29:18A girl at camp?
00:29:20Girl, camp?
00:29:22Oh my God, what a concept!
00:29:24A girl at camp!
00:29:25Oh, Victor!
00:29:27Oh, thank you, thank you, Victor!
00:29:29Oh, Victor
00:29:31Thank you
00:29:33You're welcome
00:29:35Oh boy, look, it's a rock!
00:29:37Actually, it's a tombstone, Vic
00:29:40No, it's a fellspar
00:29:42It's indigenous to most mountainous areas
00:29:44See, I collect rocks
00:29:46You collect rocks
00:29:48Well, that's very boring of you, bud
00:29:51It's Victor
00:29:53I collect them and I paint them
00:29:55Landscapes, animal faces, you name it
00:29:59Not much call for that kind of thing, is there, Vic?
00:30:02No, not at all
00:30:04This is it, huh?
00:30:06This is where the infamous Thigpen legend began
00:30:08Isn't that right?
00:30:10Tell me, Victor
00:30:12You ever consider taking your rocks
00:30:14And painting small women with big breasts on them?
00:30:17Boy, look, Ricky!
00:30:19Igneous specimens!
00:30:21What the hell?
00:30:23Oh, my gosh!
00:30:25What the?
00:30:27Jeez!
00:30:34I knew it! God!
00:30:38Friend of yours?
00:30:40Well, he was all into kissing me
00:30:42But I don't feel comfortable around him anymore
00:30:44I don't know, something's changed
00:30:46Tell me what happened
00:30:48He stormed away
00:30:50As usual
00:30:52Are you kidding? I wanted to talk about it
00:30:54He didn't
00:30:56So Kyle thinks that because you weren't in the mood
00:30:58It has something to do with Ricky?
00:31:00Well
00:31:02Does it?
00:31:08Good night, Jennifer
00:31:11You slut!
00:31:20What the hell?
00:31:26What the?
00:31:31What are you doing here, Wade?
00:31:33Well, this is bungalow number two, isn't it?
00:31:35Yeah, this is my bungalow
00:31:37Just one second
00:31:39Hold that dog
00:31:41Thanks a lot, Neil!
00:31:44Wow
00:31:46Guess it's our bungalow now
00:31:48What the hell are you talking about?
00:31:50Neil said go crash in bungalow number two
00:31:52And this looks like it would be
00:31:54Bungalow number two
00:31:56No way
00:31:58I'm the only one here who sleeps in number two
00:32:00And I bet you're real proud of that too, aren't you?
00:32:02Well, listen
00:32:04Uh
00:32:06What do you say we just let you blow off some steam?
00:32:08Get out whatever you gotta get out
00:32:10Let it out in the open, come on
00:32:12Just do it with me, breathe, it's okay
00:32:14Let it out, it's okay, let it go, come on
00:32:16Okay, that rec director's job
00:32:18That was supposed to be mine, Wade
00:32:20Let's not kid each other, Wade
00:32:22I don't like you
00:32:24And you don't like me
00:32:26So don't expect me to jump up every time you call
00:32:28Because it ain't gonna happen, dig
00:32:31Finished?
00:32:33Yeah, I'm finished
00:32:35Now, why don't we take your little ego
00:32:37And put it in a box for a while, okay?
00:32:39And we'll get back to it later
00:32:41Right now, let's worry about
00:32:43The future of Lakeside
00:32:45And winning this meet
00:32:47And remember, I'm in charge here
00:32:48Not you
00:32:50Oh, and let's remember something else
00:32:54I'm sleeping on the bottom bunk
00:32:56Not you
00:32:58Okay, I want you to remember something, Wade
00:33:00I'm with Kelly now, not you
00:33:05Oh
00:33:07Oh, God, ow
00:33:09What's the problem, man?
00:33:11Ow, my finger, my finger, ow, God
00:33:13It cramps up like this all the time
00:33:15Last year I broke it in the scheme, ow
00:33:16God, ow, ow
00:33:18Will you pull it, get the cramp up, please
00:33:20I'm in so much pain, please
00:33:22Just pull it, just pull it, just pull it
00:33:24Thank you
00:33:26Oh, you're sick, man
00:33:28I know, it smells good, too
00:33:30Oh, that's your feet, that's really gross
00:33:36Oh, my God, oh, my God
00:33:38There's a fire, fire
00:33:40Wake up, wake up
00:33:42Head for the center of camp
00:33:44Quickly, quickly, head for the center of camp
00:33:46Hurry, wake up, hurry, hurry
00:33:48Save yourselves, hurry
00:33:50Now pick up the fire buckets
00:33:52And soak yourselves down
00:33:54Pick up the buckets and hoses
00:33:56And soak yourselves down, hurry, hurry
00:33:58Men, pick up the women, pick them up
00:34:00There's a fire coming
00:34:02Now, men, lift your left leg
00:34:04And twirl around like a pretty ballerina
00:34:10Good morning, campers
00:34:12Breakfast is now being served
00:34:14In the main lodge
00:34:16In the main lodge
00:34:39Jesus
00:34:43All right, Victor
00:34:47Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
00:35:01All right, good, good
00:35:03That's what I want to see
00:35:05Yeah, Wes
00:35:07Yeah
00:35:11Go, Victor
00:35:14Whoo
00:35:17Hey, Hillary
00:35:19Why aren't you out there
00:35:21Trying out for the team
00:35:23Sorry, I just wanted to devote
00:35:25Some time to my body
00:35:27Funny you should say that
00:35:29I was just thinking about
00:35:31Devoting some time to your body
00:35:36Ah, howie
00:35:37Ah, howie
00:35:46Now I'm serious about this
00:35:48We're gonna go out there tomorrow
00:35:50And we're gonna have some fun
00:35:52We're gonna kick some butt
00:35:54And uh, wake up, done
00:35:56Now you see the energy he just put out
00:35:58Now that is what we need
00:36:08Whoo!
00:36:10Wes, come on, howie
00:36:12All right, Wes!
00:36:16Oh, that's good, I like that
00:36:18This is an improvement I see here
00:36:20This is good
00:36:34We actually might have a chance
00:36:35Of winning this year, Kel
00:36:44Ha, ha, ha, ha
00:36:50Music, music, music
00:36:52Three words, three words
00:36:54Three words, three words
00:36:56Uh, three words
00:37:08Oh my god
00:37:10All right, all right, all right
00:37:12Okay, I guess you know
00:37:14What that means, kiddies
00:37:16Time to take off some more clothes
00:37:18Bullshit, Wade
00:37:20Who's ever heard of strip charades
00:37:21Well, obviously we all have
00:37:23Because we're playing it
00:37:25Now, we've had a real hard week
00:37:27We're having some fun here
00:37:29Let's go, get them off
00:37:31All right, that's good, I like to see
00:37:33Good, very good
00:37:35There you go
00:37:37Okay, it's my turn here
00:37:39Okay, it's a nursery rhyme, kids
00:37:41Oh god, I just can't
00:37:43Whew, okay
00:37:46First word, first word
00:37:48Pump
00:37:50Pump, pump
00:37:53Humpty Dumpty
00:37:55You're right
00:37:58All right, folks
00:38:00All right, come on, my team
00:38:02Take off a piece of cloth
00:38:06Oh god, not again
00:38:08It's the third time
00:38:10I'm sorry, Hillary
00:38:12Better see if she's all right
00:38:15Think you'd only help her
00:38:17If you're never born, thick pen
00:38:19All right, all right, all right
00:38:21Okay, your turn
00:38:23All right, the category is movie
00:38:25All right
00:38:27Kick some ass, man
00:38:30Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
00:38:32Every single day
00:38:34The mummy
00:38:36Every
00:38:38He's choking
00:38:40I got it, I got it
00:38:42The exorcist
00:38:50Oh god
00:38:54Jesus
00:39:20Thank you
00:39:22Thank you
00:39:24Oh, that was great, man
00:39:26I thought you were the greatest
00:39:28Charades player of all time
00:39:30I have had it with you, Wade
00:39:32Oh, great
00:39:34Just let everyone know about our shakes
00:39:36Okay
00:39:38Okay, I challenge you
00:39:40To a game of chicken
00:39:42All right, all right
00:39:44All right, all right
00:39:46All right, all right
00:39:47To a game of chicken
00:39:50Never turned down a challenge, man
00:39:52Good
00:39:54All right, chicken
00:39:56You guys are talking about with cars here?
00:39:58Cars?
00:40:00We don't need no stinking cars
00:40:04All right, remember
00:40:06There's one rule here
00:40:08Whoever bails out loses
00:40:10Hey, Jennifer, you got the horn?
00:40:12Good
00:40:14All right, let's jam
00:40:18This is ridiculous
00:40:21Boys
00:40:24Y'all ready?
00:40:26Let's do it
00:40:28Wait, wait, wait
00:40:30Hold on a minute
00:40:32I think I lost my contact
00:40:34Since when have you worn contacts?
00:40:36Oh, yeah
00:40:38Never mind
00:40:40Let's go
00:40:42One, two
00:40:43Honk!
00:41:02Kyle, are you all right?
00:41:04Kyle!
00:41:07Yeah
00:41:09Shit
00:41:11Hi, sailor
00:41:13You all right?
00:41:22If only he took his talent more serious
00:41:27Ricky
00:41:29Give it a shot
00:41:31There's only one man who can do it, Neil
00:41:33And two to man
00:41:35What are you telling me, you're chicken?
00:41:39Come on, Ricky
00:41:41Concentrate
00:41:43One
00:41:45Two
00:41:52One
00:41:55Two
00:42:04Help!
00:42:06I've fallen and I can't get up
00:42:07I can't get up
00:42:13Did you see that, Neil?
00:42:15That wasn't easy to mess up like that
00:42:17It took a lot of time
00:42:19Close, very close
00:42:21All you need is half a revolution
00:42:23Yeah, well
00:42:25Don't go saying that in Cuba
00:42:27You know, there's only one man in the world
00:42:29Who's ever successfully completed the triple hinge
00:42:32That's you
00:42:34You've got all the tools, son
00:42:35Always have
00:42:37You just need to motivate yourself
00:42:39You have to want it bad enough
00:42:41If you do, anything is possible
00:42:44Anything
00:42:46Yeah, well
00:42:48I don't know about that, but
00:42:50What about you?
00:42:52Why don't you get out there and
00:42:54Put on that old wetsuit again, huh?
00:42:56Ah, who knows
00:42:58Maybe someday
00:43:00Something will come along
00:43:02That will motivate this old ski bob
00:43:03Excuse me
00:43:05Do you know if that ski meets today?
00:43:07Uh, yeah
00:43:10Neil
00:43:12Motivation
00:43:14Good, motivated
00:43:16Motivated
00:43:18Welcome, ladies and gentlemen
00:43:20To the 15th annual Challenge Cup Ski Meet
00:43:22Between Lakeside Ski Camp
00:43:24And the Kwan Oaks Resort
00:43:26The team events are
00:43:28Three-star water skiing
00:43:30Jet skiing
00:43:31And paddling ski jump
00:43:33Each team will be scored on
00:43:35Style and degree of difficulty
00:43:37By our judges
00:43:39Nelson Byers
00:43:41Wendell Russell
00:43:43And Bambi Yabuz Yalowitz
00:43:45All right, team
00:43:47Let's get psyched up
00:43:49This is ours, let's go
00:43:51All right, huddle up, huddle up
00:43:53Come on, let's get it together
00:43:55Let's do it, guys
00:43:57Now, we're gonna go out there
00:43:59And we're gonna keep it simple
00:44:01And we're gonna make those scum suckers
00:44:03Wish they never heard of Lakeside
00:44:05Let's go
00:44:07Go, go, go
00:44:16Yeah, yeah
00:44:21Kelly
00:44:29Way to go, Kel
00:44:31Way to go
00:44:54No, that's all right, that's all right
00:44:56Good effort, Ned
00:45:02Go, go, go
00:45:04Go, go, go
00:45:32Go, go, go
00:45:38Wes, Wes, Wes
00:45:40That was great
00:45:42Yeah
00:45:44Come on
00:45:53Let's go
00:46:01Go, go, go
00:46:16Good job, buddy
00:46:18Let's go, come on, take care
00:46:20Yeah
00:46:32What the hell is he doing?
00:46:35He's gonna try the ramp
00:46:46Stupid asshole
00:46:51Seems our judges weren't very impressed
00:46:53With Victor Thickpant
00:46:55Tough, right, Victor?
00:46:57Tough, right, Victor?
00:46:58Victor Thickpant
00:47:00Tough, right, Victor?
00:47:02You went out there and you tried
00:47:04That's all that matters
00:47:06Had to be a hero, didn't you?
00:47:29Yeah
00:47:47Going into our final event,
00:47:49The Men's Ski Jump,
00:47:51Lakeside finds itself with a comfortable lead
00:47:54Twin Oaks' only hope
00:47:55Is their recreation director,
00:47:57Michael Pelz
00:48:08What a magnificent jump for Twin Oaks
00:48:11Plenty of distance
00:48:13And a near perfect landing
00:48:15Let's see how the judges score him
00:48:189.4, 9.1, and 9.7
00:48:21And that effort puts Twin Oaks
00:48:23Back into the lead
00:48:25With 13.4 points
00:48:28And now our final contestant,
00:48:30Lakeside Recreation Director,
00:48:32Ricky Wade
00:48:34Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:36Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:38Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:40Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:42Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:44Ricky, Ricky, Ricky, Ricky
00:48:46Come on, man, let's nail it
00:48:56Hey, hey, hey, wait
00:48:58Whoa!
00:49:00Whoa, look out
00:49:02Ricky Wade barely avoids
00:49:04A major wipeout
00:49:06This isn't over yet
00:49:08Let's see how the judges score Ricky's jump
00:49:114.1, 4.5, and 5.2
00:49:13And that means by four-tenths of a point
00:49:15Lakeside wins!
00:49:22How do you like that, new shabbat, doc?
00:49:25We'll see you next year
00:49:27Damn it!
00:49:45Hey, man, it's, uh
00:49:47Hey, uh, tough takeoff, man
00:49:49You all right?
00:49:51Am I all right?
00:49:53Oh, yeah, I'm just fine
00:49:55I gotta go out and look for a new job
00:49:57New job?
00:49:59Yeah, yeah, you understand English?
00:50:01I'll blast Spaniel
00:50:03You're fired
00:50:05For what?
00:50:07For what?
00:50:09Well, let's think about this
00:50:11I got it
00:50:13It's probably because you tried to dump me in that lake back there
00:50:15Oh, man, you're so full of shit
00:50:17You were the one who almost lost it out there, man
00:50:19Not me
00:50:21Oh, really?
00:50:23Yeah, why don't you be man enough to admit it, Wade?
00:50:25To admit that?
00:50:28Neil, I mean, do something!
00:50:31Oh, no, no, no, I'm sorry, son
00:50:33That's Ricky's decision
00:50:35Thanks, thanks a lot
00:50:37Kyle, come back here
00:50:39You coming with me?
00:50:41I mean, leaving these losers and coming with me
00:50:43Kyle, I can't leave my grandpa
00:50:45Fine, then stay with him
00:50:47You did this on purpose, just to hurt
00:50:49Why did you ever have to come back here?
00:50:51Kelly
00:50:53How could you let him?
00:50:56He's stuck in last night
00:50:58Really?
00:51:00Did you see that?
00:51:02You know something, Dick?
00:51:04I'm starting to like this joint, you know what I mean?
00:51:06Relax
00:51:08What, you've never seen boobs before?
00:51:10Wait a minute
00:51:12Are you calling me a sissy boy?
00:51:14Is that what you're alluding to?
00:51:16Alluding to?
00:51:18It's alluding to, okay, Nunzio?
00:51:20Alluding to
00:51:22Get something right
00:51:23So you are calling me one
00:51:25Christ, you think you know somebody
00:51:27They turn around, they stab you in the back
00:51:29Et tu, Bruno?
00:51:31Et tu, Bruno?
00:51:33Shut up!
00:51:35I never called you a sissy boy, okay?
00:51:37And it's Brutus, okay?
00:51:39Get it right, et tu, Brutus
00:51:41Not Bruno, moron
00:51:43Paging Dick and Nunzio
00:51:45Dick and Nunzio, see Monica Shavitz
00:51:47In her workout room
00:51:50Did you release our recreation director?
00:51:51Yes, ma'am, no problem
00:51:53That's right, Mrs. Shavitz
00:51:55And I personally guarantee that dickhead
00:51:57Won't be showing his stinking butt around here anymore
00:51:59Well, I have another assignment for you
00:52:01After this afternoon's rather humiliating events
00:52:04I have decided it's in my best interest
00:52:06To expediate Mr. Peterson's financial woes
00:52:09Am I understood?
00:52:11Yes, ma'am
00:52:13As Mr. Peterson still offers a money-back guarantee
00:52:15The thought occurred to me
00:52:17What if things became rather unpleasant
00:52:18For his customers?
00:52:20Yeah, they'd ask for a refund
00:52:22And he can't afford it
00:52:24Get on it immediately
00:52:26And be discreet
00:52:28Don't sweat it, ma'am
00:52:30Discreet's our middle name
00:52:32Funny, I thought it was dickhead
00:52:36Oh my gosh, what a great day this was
00:52:38Did you see your grandfather?
00:52:40In all the years that I have known him
00:52:42I have never seen him so excited
00:52:45What's wrong?
00:52:46Don't you feel like talking?
00:52:50No, Jen, I was just thinking to myself
00:52:52Really, Kelly?
00:52:54About what?
00:52:56Oh, life, health, wealth, security
00:52:58What it would be like
00:53:00To sleep with the Terminator
00:53:03I'm sorry
00:53:05I just have a lot on my mind
00:53:07I know
00:53:09Kyle didn't call, did he?
00:53:11I don't care if he does
00:53:13Really?
00:53:14Why?
00:53:16Because of something he said today
00:53:19He called everyone over here losers
00:53:21He meant it, too
00:53:24People here are my friends and my family
00:53:26And I have no desire to be with anyone
00:53:28Who thinks of them as losers
00:53:31Yeah, you know, I'm starting to feel
00:53:33The same way about Wes
00:53:35I mean, when Victor fell off his jet ski today
00:53:37He just started chewing him out
00:53:39Like it was the end of the world or something
00:53:41I'm really sorry
00:53:43I really don't like that
00:53:47Why did Ricky leave you, Kelly?
00:53:51I never knew
00:53:55You know, the day he left
00:53:57He didn't say a word
00:54:00And before that, we never had any problems
00:54:02I mean, you knew us
00:54:04We never fought
00:54:06As a matter of fact, things were pretty terrific
00:54:09I was never happier
00:54:10And then all of a sudden
00:54:12It was over like it was all a dream
00:54:15I don't know, maybe it was
00:54:16I don't know, maybe it was
00:54:47If you don't mind
00:54:49We got a teeny-weeny favor to ask y'all
00:55:13I'm sorry
00:55:15A whole
00:55:20Shake well before using
00:55:24Stop that, will you?
00:55:26Just put it, stupid thing
00:55:28All right, these girls
00:55:30Are gonna look like smurfs
00:55:33Hey, what is that?
00:55:35Oh, my God, what is that?
00:55:45Oh, God, not now
00:55:48Hi, Hilary
00:55:50Look, I was just about to
00:55:52Wait, please
00:55:54I'm sorry
00:55:56I'm sorry
00:55:58I'm sorry
00:56:00I'm sorry
00:56:02I'm sorry
00:56:04I'm sorry
00:56:06I'm sorry
00:56:08I'm sorry
00:56:10I'm sorry
00:56:12I'm sorry
00:56:15You don't have to explain
00:56:17I just wanted to apologize
00:56:19For all the trouble that I've caused you
00:56:21You just came here like everybody else
00:56:23To have a good time
00:56:25And it really hurts me to think that
00:56:27I'm the one ruining it for you
00:56:30I'm sorry, Hilary
00:56:33I'm really sorry
00:56:36Bye
00:56:38Wait
00:56:40It's Victor, right?
00:56:45I'm telling you, man
00:56:47Tonight, Hilary is mine
00:56:49Yeah?
00:56:51Yeah
00:56:53I don't know, man
00:56:55Looks like you might have to wait in line
00:56:57Check it out
00:56:59I am gonna kill that tub of lard
00:57:01Hey, hey, hey, chill, man
00:57:03Look, first of all
00:57:05You kick Fatty's ass
00:57:07And Hilary is gonna be pissed at you
00:57:09And feel sorry for that guy over there
00:57:11The girls are all the same
00:57:12That's the way they work
00:57:14You gotta play it cool
00:57:16You and I both know that
00:57:18Yeah, look, we'll make sure
00:57:20That the boy from Planet Thick gets his
00:57:22And sooner than he thinks
00:57:24Just a matter of time, huh?
00:57:26Hang in there
00:57:32Nice night
00:57:34Oh, it's you
00:57:37Scared me
00:57:38Why?
00:57:41Mind if I sit down?
00:57:45Well
00:57:47Until the lab results come in
00:57:49I'll take that as a yes
00:57:52It's funny, I remember that
00:57:54The only time you used to come out here
00:57:56At night alone and sit on the dock
00:57:58Was when something was bothering you
00:58:02I guess tonight that
00:58:04Something is probably me
00:58:05Well, things were starting
00:58:07To get back to normal
00:58:09I mean, I'd fallen in love with Kyle
00:58:11I'd gotten over you
00:58:13And then you decided to just
00:58:15Breeze back into town
00:58:17And mess everything up
00:58:19Now, wait a minute
00:58:21No, you wait a second
00:58:23You think you can just parachute in here
00:58:25Like nothing was ever between us
00:58:27Did you ever maybe consider
00:58:29How I might feel if you showed up again?
00:58:31Yes, I did, as a matter of fact
00:58:33I thought about that
00:58:35And I thought that
00:58:37That me being here
00:58:39Wouldn't bother you at all
00:58:41Wouldn't bother me
00:58:43You came in and fired him
00:58:45So that he'd break up with me
00:58:47That's not true
00:58:49I did not fire him
00:58:51So he would break up with you
00:58:53But as a matter of fact
00:58:55You breaking up with him
00:58:57Is probably the best thing
00:58:59That could have ever happened to you
00:59:01I mean, why did you ever
00:59:03Get involved with that jerk?
00:59:06I left you
00:59:11Because I was afraid, Kyle
00:59:15You see
00:59:17Your grandfather
00:59:19Always said that he wanted the best for you
00:59:21The absolute best
00:59:25And you see, my problem
00:59:27Is that Ricky Wade
00:59:29Has never been the best
00:59:31At anything
00:59:33Ever
00:59:36And I didn't want to bring you down with me
00:59:39I didn't want to destroy your future
00:59:42So I left, I took off
00:59:45Because I cared
00:59:49I came back here
00:59:51Because I cared
00:59:56Your grandfather
00:59:58Cares a lot about you
01:00:00And he cares a lot about this camp
01:00:02And he wants you to have this camp
01:00:05When he's gone
01:00:08And I want to see that happen
01:00:12I'm sorry, Kelly
01:00:15I'm so sorry I hurt you
01:00:19Please forgive me
01:00:29Kelly!
01:00:31Kelly!
01:00:33Something must be wrong
01:00:35I'll wrap this late
01:00:46Tomorrow morning
01:00:49I'm closing the camp
01:00:53I have no choice
01:00:57The mortgage
01:01:00And all these refunds
01:01:02It's simply
01:01:05Too much to handle
01:01:10Son
01:01:12I want to thank you
01:01:14For everything you've done for us
01:01:17You've brought back
01:01:19An awful lot of good memories
01:01:24Kelly
01:01:27Sweetheart
01:01:29Sweetheart
01:01:31Forgive me
01:01:49Ricky, what's wrong?
01:01:51Nothing
01:01:53Do you have any broken glass I could gargle?
01:01:59What is it?
01:02:03Two of the biggest boobs I've seen all night
01:02:06How do I look?
01:02:08Great
01:02:14These must be really special boobs
01:02:16If we have to sneak up on them
01:02:18These aren't boobs
01:02:20These are bad guys
01:02:29Son of a bitch!
01:02:32My bungalow
01:02:34Who did this?
01:02:36Oh, crap!
01:02:39What?
01:02:41The fancy rocks I was painting
01:02:43Look like dried fruit and nuts
01:02:45They must have took them
01:02:59I think these guys have seen too many movies
01:03:06Neil!
01:03:08I think I've got a solution
01:03:10But it's going to take some big cojones
01:03:12My, my, if it isn't little Rick
01:03:14My, my, if it isn't little Dick
01:03:16Dick
01:03:18Show him in
01:03:22Ricky
01:03:24What are you doing here?
01:03:26Mr. Garcia
01:03:28Mr. Garcia
01:03:30Mr. Garcia
01:03:32Mr. Garcia
01:03:34Mr. Garcia
01:03:36Mr. Garcia
01:03:38You're here?
01:03:39Ricky, how nice to see you again.
01:03:42Please, come and sit down.
01:03:47Would you care for a drink?
01:03:49Oh, yeah, sure.
01:03:51I'll have a double-chocolate-decaffeinated milkshake with Jerry.
01:03:54Always ready with a joke.
01:03:56I like that in a man.
01:03:58Here's your drink, Mrs. Shep.
01:04:00Whoa!
01:04:01Kyle!
01:04:02Nice outfit.
01:04:03Hey, listen, while you're standing there,
01:04:05I got a little dirt on my shoe.
01:04:07You mind polishing that for me?
01:04:09Stop!
01:04:11Now sit down.
01:04:13I wonder if your shit's on command, too.
01:04:16That'll be enough, you two.
01:04:19Um, why did you want this meeting?
01:04:22I have an offer from Neil Peterson.
01:04:24Oh, interesting. Enlighten me.
01:04:27He'd like to have a rematch on the ski meet.
01:04:29Another ski meet?
01:04:31Why should we give you jerks another ski meet?
01:04:34Let me finish.
01:04:37Now...
01:04:39this time, the stakes will be bigger.
01:04:43Much bigger.
01:04:45If Twin Oaks wins,
01:04:48he's going to accept that offer you made to him the other day.
01:04:53However, if Lakeside wins,
01:04:56you'll pay off our mortgage and leave us alone.
01:05:01When do you propose this rematch?
01:05:04The day after tomorrow.
01:05:06So soon?
01:05:07Well, for some unexplained reason,
01:05:09many of our campers have decided to leave.
01:05:13Same rules, same judges.
01:05:16What's your response?
01:05:18I accept.
01:05:20But on one condition.
01:05:24If Lakeside loses,
01:05:26you come back to work for me
01:05:28at minimum wage for a period of five years.
01:05:31What?
01:05:34How important is this to you, Ricky?
01:05:37This isn't the world of chocolate shakes and extra cherries, you know.
01:05:41This is the real world.
01:05:44Are you going to put up or shut up?
01:05:52Oh, Monica.
01:05:54I'll be putting up.
01:05:56Come on, guys, let's do it!
01:05:58Come on, anything's possible if you want it bad enough.
01:06:01Look at Michael Jackson.
01:06:29West, how are we looking?
01:06:31Good.
01:06:32Hey, where'd you learn to ski like that?
01:06:38Ladies and gentlemen,
01:06:40I give you Victor, the ninth and tenth wonder of the world.
01:06:48Hey, Victor, show me some new tricks.
01:06:51Come on, let's go.
01:06:54Hey, Victor, show me something special.
01:07:02Come on, do it, baby.
01:07:04Come on. I know you can do it.
01:07:06Come on, do it, man, do it.
01:07:08Yes, yeah!
01:07:10All right, way to go, big fish!
01:07:16All right, looking good. Bring it on in. Let's go.
01:07:19Come on, stay on the ball. Let's go.
01:07:23Come on.
01:07:29Yeah!
01:07:38Jump the wake. Let me see you jump the wake.
01:07:41Yeah!
01:07:48All right, solid move. Way to go.
01:07:53Curiosity toys with me.
01:07:56Tell me, Mr Link,
01:07:58what do you rate our chances tomorrow?
01:08:01Excellent. Beyond excellent.
01:08:04If I had a million dollars, I'd bet it all.
01:08:07I wish I had your confidence.
01:08:09Unfortunately, I don't.
01:08:11Which is why my two associates here are going to assist you.
01:08:16In the background, of course.
01:08:18Assist me? Why? We can win this thing, Monica.
01:08:21I've put together an excellent team here.
01:08:23Look, you are a very good ski instructor,
01:08:26but compared to Ricky Wade, you're a novice.
01:08:29Look, it's nothing personal.
01:08:31It's just that, well, there's a lot at stake.
01:08:35Now, be a good boy and run along and replenish my drink.
01:08:48Everything prepared?
01:08:50I contacted Chuck Lewis. We'll take care of it tonight.
01:08:53Excellent.
01:08:55And it's all centered around the ski jump.
01:08:58Are there any questions?
01:09:00Anyone? Anyone?
01:09:03No? Good.
01:09:06I don't think any of you could ever possibly realize
01:09:10the importance of this meeting we're going to have tomorrow
01:09:13to me and to the future of Lakeside.
01:09:17So all I'm asking you is that you really try to go out there tomorrow
01:09:21and do the best you can.
01:09:23Please.
01:09:27Let's hear it. Come on.
01:09:29Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:09:32Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:09:35Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:09:42What are you doing? I thought I told you to wear black.
01:09:44It was on sale, all right?
01:09:47Hey, how much was the hat?
01:09:49Well, it was $3.95. Forget the stupid hat.
01:09:54Do that again and I'll kill you!
01:09:56It was an accident. Accident? You're an accident.
01:09:59Okay, come on, let's go.
01:10:08Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:10:11Beat Twin Oaks! Beat Twin Oaks!
01:10:14Okay, I want to get back to business here.
01:10:16I want you guys to go back to your cabins and get some sleep.
01:10:19Look sharp. I'll see you first thing in the morning.
01:10:21All right!
01:10:23Hey, you know something? Give me one minute, I'll be right there.
01:10:26But I thought we were gonna go to the doc.
01:10:28No, go ahead. It's okay. Seriously, I'm just gonna hang out and clean up a little bit.
01:10:31Go ahead. I'll be right there. It's okay.
01:10:33Okay.
01:10:36I'm really excited about tomorrow. I think we're gonna win, Hillary.
01:10:39Oh, me too. It's gonna be so great.
01:10:41Hey, Vic. Vic. Vic.
01:10:43Ricky asked me to straighten up the lodge a little before we split.
01:10:46You think you can give me a hand?
01:10:48Sure, Wes. Yeah, great.
01:10:50I guess I'll see you in the morning, Hillary.
01:10:52Okay. Night, Victor.
01:10:54You know what? Tell you what. I'll stack the chairs, okay?
01:10:57And why don't you take the chalkboard and stick it right over there against the wall?
01:11:00How's that sound? Sure, Wes.
01:11:02Great, man. Great.
01:11:05Let's go.
01:11:23Oh, my God!
01:11:27Oh, my God!
01:11:29Oh!
01:11:35Ow!
01:11:37Ow!
01:11:39You all right, man?
01:11:41My arm. I think I broke it.
01:11:43Oh, man.
01:11:45Ow!
01:11:47All right, all right, all right.
01:11:49Uh, we gotta get him to the hospital. Here, turn it over.
01:11:51Help me out. Get him up. Get him up.
01:11:53Kelly, go get the car. Okay.
01:12:01Are you proud of yourself?
01:12:03What are you talking about? Cut the crap, Wes.
01:12:06I know that you and Howie set this up purposely to hurt Victor.
01:12:10Do you think that humiliating people makes you a big man, Wes?
01:12:13Huh?
01:12:17You are just like my own boyfriend.
01:12:19You don't give a damn about anybody else's feelings.
01:12:22And that makes you very small.
01:12:25Very small.
01:12:28I get the feeling she's pissed.
01:12:30Shut up, Howie.
01:12:32Ladies and gentlemen,
01:12:34welcome to a very special unofficial rematch
01:12:37of last weekend's Challenge Cup Scheming.
01:12:40All right, gather round. Gather round. This is it.
01:12:43Listen up. You guys lost the last one, but now you got me.
01:12:46And I'm not a loser.
01:12:48So let's check our equipment, go out there and kick some butt!
01:12:51Whoo!
01:12:53Yeah!
01:12:55Yeah!
01:12:58As you may recall, Lakeside defeated Twin Oak...
01:13:01This is it, guys. This is very important.
01:13:04I need y'all to do your best, okay?
01:13:06We're gonna go out there and we're gonna kick some butt.
01:13:09You don't realize how much this tournament means to us.
01:13:12I mean, I don't think you'll ever realize
01:13:14how much this tournament means to us.
01:13:16We're gonna go out there and we're gonna do it.
01:13:18And also, if you wouldn't mind,
01:13:20I'd like to dedicate this day
01:13:22to our brother in broken arms, man, Victor Thigpen.
01:13:25Come on.
01:13:27Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:29Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:31Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:33Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:35Victor! Victor! Victor!
01:13:42So how about it, ladies and gentlemen?
01:13:45Let the rematch begin!
01:13:48Our first contestant is Lakeside counselor Jennifer Lipton.
01:14:19Whoa!
01:14:21Oh.
01:14:27Next up, Twin Oaks Recreation Director Kyle Link.
01:14:38Shit!
01:14:40Shit!
01:14:44Oh!
01:14:46Oh!
01:14:48Oh!
01:14:50Oh!
01:14:52Oh!
01:14:54Oh!
01:14:56Oh!
01:15:04Oh!
01:15:10Oh!
01:15:30Oh!
01:15:32Oh!
01:15:34Oh!
01:15:36Oh!
01:15:39Oh!
01:15:57Whoa!
01:15:59Hey!
01:16:01Ah!
01:16:03Ricky!
01:16:05Look, something happened.
01:16:07Oh, my! There's been an accident involving Ricky Wade.
01:16:10Let's hope he hasn't been injured.
01:16:12This is unbelievable.
01:16:20Guys! Guys!
01:16:22Vic, go away.
01:16:24Listen to me!
01:16:26I need your help. It's important.
01:16:30Oh!
01:16:32Ow! Ow! Ow!
01:16:34Ouch! Okay, come on.
01:16:36What happened?
01:16:38I don't know. The engine just died.
01:16:40Watch his leg. Watch his leg.
01:16:42Oh!
01:16:44How are you feeling, son?
01:16:46You ever play soccer with a bowling ball?
01:16:48That's what I worry about right now.
01:16:50Listen, we've got to get someone to replace Ricky.
01:16:53We need every point we can get.
01:16:55All right. Okay.
01:16:57Everybody, come on. Gather around.
01:16:59Come on. I got an idea here.
01:17:01We're going to think for a while,
01:17:03and then after that, we're going to think about it.
01:17:05Apparently, Lakeside has entered another skier
01:17:08to replace Ricky Wade.
01:17:10When we're done with that, we'll think some more.
01:17:13Hey, you guys. Who's that?
01:17:15I have no idea who he is.
01:17:18Uh, wait a minute.
01:17:20It's Neal Peterson, Lakeside's owner
01:17:23and the only man to consent to this.
01:17:26He's the only man to successfully complete
01:17:29the Bay Ripple Hedge!
01:17:31Whoo!
01:17:33Whoa!
01:17:35Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17:37Whoa! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17:39Whoo!
01:17:41Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:17:43Hey!
01:17:45Whoo!
01:17:47Whoo!
01:17:50Take it down.
01:17:54Who are those guys? I don't know.
01:17:56Let's go!
01:17:58Whoo!
01:18:04Oh, my God.
01:18:06Whoo! Yeah!
01:18:08All right, Victor! Yeah!
01:18:10Now let's look to our judges
01:18:12to see how they've scored Neal Peterson.
01:18:148.7, 8.8, and 8.5.
01:18:17That narrows Twin Oaks' lead to 3.2 points.
01:18:20Grandpa, you handsome dog.
01:18:22I didn't know you still had it in you.
01:18:24Oh, neither do I.
01:18:26We now come to the men's ski jump.
01:18:29And as usual, the outcome of the entire meet
01:18:32comes down to this, the final event.
01:18:35Good going, man.
01:18:37Something must have motivated you to get you out there.
01:18:40I had to do something. This camp is all I've got.
01:18:43It's all Kelly's got.
01:18:45I couldn't let it go without a fight.
01:18:47I wish there was something more.
01:18:49Don't feel bad, son.
01:18:51You did everything you possibly could,
01:18:53and I mean everything.
01:18:55Be proud. It's something I'll never forget.
01:19:02Yeah! Yeah!
01:19:09What a terrific jump for Twin Oaks!
01:19:11That certainly won't hurt their score.
01:19:14Ricky, since you're injured, who's going to jump?
01:19:18Oh, well, that's easy.
01:19:20That's going to be, uh...
01:19:22Well...
01:19:28Uh...
01:19:30It's your choice.
01:19:32You're the man.
01:19:36Todd Christie's score of 26.3
01:19:39puts Twin Oaks ahead by 29.5 points,
01:19:42making Lakeside's chances of winning virtually nil.
01:19:45What? Virtually nil?
01:19:48Virtually nil?
01:19:50Look down your pants.
01:19:52You'll find something virtually nil.
01:19:59Kelly...
01:20:01give me my skis.
01:20:03Yeah!
01:20:06Watch this.
01:20:08It looks like Ricky Wade will be jumping for Lakeside
01:20:12despite an apparent leg injury.
01:20:14You sure about this, Ricky?
01:20:17I was born sure!
01:20:19Hit it!
01:20:21Okay, here goes!
01:20:23Whoo!
01:20:35♪
01:20:45♪
01:20:54One...
01:20:57Two...
01:21:02Three!
01:21:05Incredible!
01:21:07Ricky Wade has completed the triple hinge!
01:21:10Only the second man to ever do it!
01:21:13Unbelievable!
01:21:15Now let's check the all-important scores.
01:21:19Three perfect hands!
01:21:21Lakeside wins! Lakeside wins!
01:21:24Lakeside wins!
01:21:26No! No!
01:21:28♪
01:21:35You bumbling idiots!
01:21:37You're fired!
01:21:41Ow!
01:21:43Ow!
01:21:45Nunzio, let's go back to the relocation program.
01:21:49Yeah.
01:21:52Yeah!
01:21:54Let's go!
01:21:56Let's go!
01:21:58Whoo!
01:22:00Yeah!
01:22:02♪
01:22:09♪
01:22:15Yeah!
01:22:18On time?
01:22:20Eight seconds late.
01:22:22Oh, crap!
01:22:24I gotta get this baby tuned.
01:22:26Bye, you guys! See ya!
01:22:28Bye, guys!
01:22:35I had a good time. Thanks, Jennifer.
01:22:38I'll catch you inside.
01:22:40Okay, man. See you in a minute.
01:22:42Welp, uh, these things definitely aren't easy.
01:22:46I want you to know that I really learned a lot about myself because of you.
01:22:51I want to say thanks.
01:22:53Hey, take care, guys.
01:22:55Bye!
01:22:57Got a little something.
01:23:06Well, I guess this is my cue, huh?
01:23:08Yeah.
01:23:11See you, Jennifer.
01:23:13Bye.
01:23:17Hey, Jennifer.
01:23:21Twelve plus, huh?
01:23:23Yeah.
01:23:25See you later.
01:23:27See you next year!
01:23:29Bye-bye! Take care of you!
01:23:33I'm gonna really miss you folks.
01:23:35Neil, someday I want to be able to bring my kids to your camp.
01:23:39You do that, son.
01:23:41It'll be here.
01:23:43Jennifer.
01:23:45Bye, Victor. I hope you had fun.
01:23:47Thanks.
01:23:49Oh, Victor, bye-bye.
01:23:51You like my hair?
01:23:53You look terrific.
01:23:58I think I'm gonna miss you most of all, Ricky.
01:24:01Gosh, I suddenly feel like I'm in The Wizard of Oz.
01:24:05Take care.
01:24:08Okay, no tongues, Victor.
01:24:10Get out of here.
01:24:12Bye, Victor.
01:24:14Hey, Victor!
01:24:16Where's your clothes, man?
01:24:18Victor! Wait!
01:24:20Wait for me!
01:24:23Victor, I'll get us some good seats, okay?
01:24:31Hey, Ricky.
01:24:33Think my mom's gonna like her?
01:24:35I don't know, but your dad's gonna love her!
01:24:38Bye-bye!
01:24:43Well, another summer's come and gone.
01:24:46But, you know,
01:24:49I have a feeling next summer is gonna be even better.
01:24:53Don't worry, Neil.
01:24:55I can guarantee it.
01:25:06Leave.
01:25:08The movie's over.
01:25:15Go home. The movie's over.
01:25:17You paid your money, you saw the movie, now go home.
01:25:21All you got are you watching a video.
01:25:24Okay, push stop now.
01:25:26Better yet, push rewind.
01:25:28That way you save the 50 cents.
01:25:30Look, this isn't working.
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01:26:58Woah, darling!
01:27:00Woah-oh-oh
01:27:02I'm running
01:27:04for my life
01:27:06You're wounded
01:27:08but I
01:27:10may not survive
01:27:14So I'm asking
01:27:16as a
01:27:18friend, is there
01:27:20some way we could
01:27:22make it and let's go
01:27:24on a cruise
01:27:26Cause I'm in love
01:27:28with you
01:27:30Woah-oh
01:27:32I've given
01:27:34you my last excuse
01:27:36It's time
01:27:38that you return the truth
01:27:40Woah-oh-yeah
01:27:42I remember the night
01:27:44I fell
01:27:46in love with you
01:27:48Woah-oh-yeah
01:27:50I remember
01:27:52the night
01:27:54I fell in love with you
01:27:56Woah-oh-yeah
01:27:58I remember
01:28:00the night
01:28:24Woah-oh-yeah
01:28:26I remember
01:28:28the night
01:28:30I fell
01:28:32in love with you
01:28:34Woah-oh-yeah
01:28:36I remember
01:28:38the night
01:28:40Woah-oh-yeah
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01:28:44the night
01:28:46I fell
01:28:48in love with you
01:28:50Woah-oh-yeah
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01:28:54with you
01:28:56Woah-oh-yeah
01:28:58I remember the night
01:29:00I fell in love
01:29:02with you
01:29:04Woah-oh-yeah
01:29:06I remember
01:29:08the night