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William Guile organizes a team of martial artists to take on a criminal who's stolen a dangerous biological virus.

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00:00One of the greatest martial artists in the world travels the global tournament circuit,
00:08using it to conceal his top-secret mission as leader of an elite group of international
00:13crime fighters known only by their codename, Street Fighters.
00:16The heroic man-beast, Blanka.
00:17Hard-kicking fighting machine, Chun-Li.
00:18And a team of the most amazing warriors ever seen have joined forces with Guile to combat
00:38the criminal empire of Shadaloo and its superhuman leader, Bison.
00:43They have their own code of honor, discipline, justice, commitment, and together they will
00:49triumph against the forces of evil.
00:57Street Fighters!
01:04Know what I like about you triad goons?
01:07The way you go splat when you smash into a wall.
01:13The quality of these enforcers has definitely gone down.
01:18Good help is so hard to find these days.
01:33Boy, they don't like us!
01:35Didn't you use that mouthwash like I told you to?
01:39The triad wants to destroy us for freeing their slaves, but they will not succeed as
01:44long as I'm still breathing.
01:49The war will be over unless one of us escapes.
01:52I'll draw their fire.
01:53You get out of here!
01:59Oh, no way I'm letting you hog all the glory.
02:04No!
02:09Hadoken!
02:18You're gonna make it, Ken.
02:20Hang in there.
02:21No.
02:25It's over.
02:29It's your fight now.
02:32No.
02:33No!
02:37I will avenge you, my friend.
02:39I swear you will not have died in vain.
02:43Cut!
02:44Print!
02:45That was great!
02:47Yeah!
02:48I'm a regular Jack Nicholson.
02:51Freeze!
02:53Don't forget my performance when you fill out your Oscar ballots.
02:57Thanks.
02:58We'll break until after lunch.
03:00Hey, Ken.
03:01Thanks for using your Chi powers.
03:03We could never have afforded a Fireball special effect without you.
03:06On our tight budget, we need to watch every penny.
03:09Hey, it was cool.
03:11I just wish you didn't have to kill me off so early.
03:14But it does give me the creeps.
03:18Pretty cool, huh, Ryu?
03:20Yes, Ken.
03:21You were good.
03:22But your Chi powers are special.
03:24They should not be wasted in such a trivial manner.
03:27Hey, there's plenty more Fireballs where they came from.
03:31Right, girls?
03:33Am I hot or what?
03:35Later, guys.
03:37Later.
03:38Later.
03:39Later.
03:40Later.
03:41Later.
03:42Later.
03:43Later.
03:44Later.
03:45Later.
03:46Later, guys.
03:47Fei Long, is it wise to be making a movie about your problems with the Triad?
03:52Wofat must be stopped.
03:54This movie will expose his crimes to the world
03:57and raise enough money to fight his corruption in Hong Kong.
04:00A noble desire, if perhaps a foolish one.
04:04Get down!
04:06I said cut!
04:07Fei Long, he's not an actor.
04:10He's the real Triad Enforcer?
04:13So, we try out the hot tub and then maybe...
04:18Must be shooting a scene without me.
04:21Where was I?
04:22Oh, yeah.
04:23And then after the hot tub...
04:43You tell your Triad buddies Fei Long is after them and nothing can stop me.
04:48Do not be so certain of that, actor.
04:51No one can evade the Triad's long reach, even in Hollywood.
04:56Fei Long?
04:57Jones.
04:58A.B. Jones from the Completion Bond Company.
05:00We insure your motion picture.
05:03We agreed to insure a movie, not a private vendetta.
05:08Not good at all.
05:09These sets are totally destroyed, Mr. Fei Long.
05:12I came here to tell you,
05:14we are withdrawing our support of this movie.
05:16You are no longer insured.
05:19What do you mean?
05:21I mean your insurance is cancelled.
05:23There will be no movie.
05:25The production is over.
05:26Everyone go home.
05:28Oh, man.
05:29Hey, guys!
05:30I got a date with this gorgeous babe.
05:33Hey, guys!
05:34I got a date with this gorgeous babe.
05:37Hey, where's everybody going?
05:40Guys, I thought you had to shoot another scene.
05:43They shut us down, Ken.
05:44There won't be any movie.
05:46My career is finished.
05:48And Wofat will continue to exploit the weak and the helpless.
05:53I've lost everything.
05:55I have no money, no movie.
05:58I'll never be able to stop Wofat.
06:00Ryu, how many girls like your cousin Sachi
06:03will become slaves because I can no longer battle the forces of the Triad?
06:18If not for you, Fei Long,
06:20we never would have saved Sachi.
06:25Fei Long,
06:26what would it take to finish your picture?
06:28A new group of investors.
06:29And seeing how it was very difficult to find the first group of investors,
06:32I don't see how we can line up funding by tomorrow.
06:35If we don't, they start tearing down the sets.
06:38But none of us has those kind of resources.
06:41One of us has financial connections.
06:43Right, Ken?
06:47What?
06:48Oh, no way, Ryu.
06:49Never.
06:50I told you.
06:52Nobody is ever supposed to know.
06:54Nobody's supposed to know what?
06:57Ken,
06:58we owe Fei Long a debt of honor.
07:00He helped us.
07:01We can do no less for him.
07:03Oh, I hate it when you start out with that honor stuff.
07:07All right, all right.
07:09Let me see where I can find him.
07:11Find who?
07:19Well, where is he?
07:21He's been waiting for you, sir.
07:23He's been waiting a long time.
07:26Hey, who's this mystery man?
07:28And why is Ken so afraid of seeing him?
07:30The fifth richest man in the world,
07:32Danton Masters.
07:34He's also Ken's father.
07:43It's been a long time, son.
07:45I thought you didn't want anything to do with me.
07:48Dad, I called you about a movie deal.
07:51You agreed that we wouldn't talk about us.
07:54All right, all right.
07:55I heard your proposal and I agree
07:58a Fei Long Kung Fu movie can still bring in money.
08:01I'll invest.
08:02Great!
08:03On one condition.
08:06There's always strings attached with you.
08:09Ken, six million dollars is a big investment.
08:13I need someone to look out for my interests,
08:15keeping an eye on the production.
08:17You.
08:18Yeah, yeah, whatever.
08:20I mean it, Ken.
08:22You have to be responsible this time.
08:24No quitting in the middle of the project.
08:26No getting distracted by some trivial pursuit.
08:29You always thought whatever I did was trivial.
08:33You always expected me to be like you.
08:37That's why I had to leave in the first place.
08:40You came to me about this.
08:42If you can't take it seriously...
08:44Okay, okay.
08:47I'll watch out for your investment.
08:49Just cut the check, will you?
08:52Good.
08:53Remember, I'm holding you responsible
08:55if anything goes wrong.
08:57Hey, trust me.
08:59I can do it.
09:00Yeah, Wolfette.
09:02But I...
09:04I knew you'd want to be informed.
09:07Fei Long's movie is back in production.
09:11I know.
09:12You do?
09:14You think we have only one agent on the set?
09:18Who do you think watches you?
09:22Another cold one.
09:23And more ice.
09:24Get it yourself.
09:27Hey, it's you, Ryu.
09:29You know, this writing's a lot harder than it looks.
09:32You remember we're supposed to join Guile soon in San Francisco?
09:36Yeah, right.
09:38The Street Fighter mission.
09:40I don't know, Ryu.
09:41I'm real busy.
09:42Can't Guile get somebody else to help him?
09:45Ken, we gave our word.
09:47Listen to me.
09:48No!
09:50You listen to me.
09:51You're just like my father.
09:53Always going on about commitments and responsibilities.
09:57Well, maybe it's time that I look out for number one.
10:02That's what you do best, Ken.
10:14Let's blow this popsicle stand!
10:17This is our chance to escape Triad slavery!
10:25So, Yen-Lo.
10:26You thought Fei Long would stop us.
10:28Ha!
10:29He's nothing to the Triad.
10:35Pick on someone your own size, Triad death merchants.
10:38You will never succeed in destroying an honest man.
10:41Or an honest woman.
10:43I battle at your side, my love.
10:45No.
10:46You must protect the girls.
10:48No.
10:49No time.
10:50Go!
10:53Cut!
10:54Print!
10:55That was perfect!
10:56You looked great, Yen-Lo.
10:58Good job.
10:59Thanks, Fei Long.
11:00I loved working with you.
11:03Hey, it's about time you got here.
11:05We need to shoot some retakes on your death scene.
11:08Death of Ken.
11:09Take two.
11:10Roll them!
11:11You're gonna make it.
11:13Hang in there.
11:14Yeah.
11:16Yes.
11:17It's true.
11:19I can feel life returning to me.
11:23I feel stronger.
11:26I'm more powerful than ever.
11:29You're right, my brother.
11:31A true warrior can never die before the battle's end.
11:35Let the Triad beware.
11:37They face two of us now.
11:40Hold it!
11:41Cut!
11:42Cut!
11:43What are you doing?
11:44You're supposed to die.
11:46Not anymore.
11:47I rewrote the scene.
11:49Hey, trust me.
11:51It's better this way.
11:52No, no.
11:54You can't change the script.
11:56I'm the writer.
11:57I'm the director.
11:58And it's my father's money that's paying for this.
12:02So I'm the producer.
12:03And what I say goes.
12:06What else does His Majesty demand?
12:11Well, as of now, I'm your co-star.
12:13Because together, we can make this movie twice as great.
12:17Oh, uh, yeah.
12:19And I'm expanding Yun-Lo's part.
12:21I'm going to enjoy working with this babe.
12:25Oh, my hero.
12:28Everyone remember, we're fighting on the edge of the roof.
12:31Because of the height, we can't use airbags.
12:34So be sure your harnesses and wires are on tight.
12:37We're ready.
12:38Ken, where's your harness?
12:40Hey, man, I don't need one.
12:42If I did need one, it'd just cramp my style.
12:46Whatever you say, boss.
12:49It's your funeral.
12:50Action!
12:52I don't think this is in the script!
13:19script
13:39oh man that was almost straight pizza i told you to wear a wire location
13:47My stunt work's dangerous.
13:51Huh?
14:02An unexpected accident on the set today
14:04of Triad Enforcers, The Real Story,
14:06almost ended film star Fei Long's life.
14:09It's amazing that such an experienced martial arts master
14:12as Fei Long was so careless.
14:14And fortunate his production is blessed
14:16with such a responsible newcomer, Ken Masters.
14:20We've got a feeling the world's gonna be hearing
14:22a lot more from Masters.
14:24His star is on the rise.
14:26Maybe it's time for Fei Long to hang up the nunchucks
14:29and make way for new blood.
14:47Fei Long, where's Ken?
14:48Oh, probably out partying.
14:51He's late every day, he refuses to rehearse,
14:53and he's blowing all of his lines.
14:56I'd fire him, but his father's paying all the bills.
14:59Oh, don't we look cool today?
15:01Hey, coolness comes with being a stunt.
15:04You were supposed to be here hours ago.
15:06Hey, man, I'm here now, what's the difference?
15:10Hey, Ryu, what's up?
15:12I came to get you for Guile's mission, remember?
15:15Oh, yeah, um, hey, you go without me.
15:18You always wanted to be undercover.
15:20Me, I want the spotlight.
15:23Hey, anyone seen Yun Lo?
15:25Ken, you made a promise.
15:27Your friends are counting on you.
15:28Hey, I changed my mind, sue me.
15:33Ken, we've been friends for a long time,
15:35but this is the last straw.
15:37I've had it with you.
15:38You're the most irresponsible person I've ever met.
15:42Yun Lo, hey, I've been looking for you.
15:45You want to, uh, party tonight?
15:48I have to rehearse.
15:50Ken, leave her alone.
15:51She's trying to be professional, unlike you.
15:55It's bad enough what you're doing to yourself,
15:57but don't drag Yun Lo down with you.
16:00Look at you, you don't get any sleep,
16:02you're out every night partying until dawn,
16:05you're out of shape.
16:06Hey, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
16:10Hey, I'm still in good enough shape to kick your butt.
16:14Don't forget who's the star here.
16:18Now let's do this scene.
16:21Roll them.
16:33Cut!
16:33Hey, I'm sorry, I missed.
16:35Can we do that again?
16:37Take 14.
16:39Cut!
16:41Cut!
16:44Cut!
16:45All right, last scene.
16:47And if Ken doesn't muck it up, we'll finally be done.
16:51Um, yeah, like he could.
16:56That does it!
16:59Ah!
17:02And I've had it with you, too!
17:06Maybe we should stop.
17:08Hey, man, that's great.
17:10Uh, smack his head in, punk, yeah!
17:13Ah!
17:14Ah!
17:16They threw you out of Hong Kong.
17:19Well, now I'm throwing you out of Hollywood.
17:22Ah!
17:28You've gotten sloppy and weak.
17:31You would never have fallen for that move before.
17:33Hi-ya!
17:34Ah!
17:35Ah!
17:38Look at you, you've ignored your training
17:41and you've turned against all of your friends.
17:43And you, you're a loser, but I'm a star!
17:50Ken, no!
17:52That's the film negative!
17:54Ah!
18:01Go for it!
18:03Come on, let's get out of here!
18:08Ah!
18:16It's gone.
18:18Everything's gone.
18:21This is what's left of your father's investments.
18:24I hope you're happy.
18:28Wolfhat and all his spies tried to stop this production
18:31and couldn't.
18:32It took an agent of destruction far more devastating
18:35than any he could muster.
18:38It took you, my friend.
18:41Fei Long, I'm so sorry, man.
18:47I got starstruck.
18:49I don't know, I went crazy.
18:51I let down my father, my friends, even myself.
18:55Being sorry won't restore the film.
18:58Being sorry won't defeat Wolfhat.
19:01Being sorry won't repay your father.
19:05Either the money or his trust.
19:08Yeah, yeah, you're right.
19:12I have to change.
19:13I see that now.
19:16My father was right.
19:18I have to take responsibility for my actions.
19:21If you really mean that, then it was worth losing my money
19:26if I got my son back.
19:36Mr. Masters, I want to thank you again for helping me.
19:41All I did was make a few phone calls.
19:43You got me a starring role in a new movie
19:45filming in Hong Kong.
19:47When I'm done, I'll finally be able to go after Wolfhat.
19:51I owe you a lot, sir.
19:53But not as much as I owe you.
19:55Thanks, pal.
19:57So are you ready to settle down and come work with me, Ken?
20:01I can't, Dad.
20:03I still have to do what I believe in.
20:06But even more important than that,
20:09I have a commitment to keep.

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