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00:00When it's raining outside and you have nothing to do.
00:02You know, rainy day just means we would use it at a later date, right?
00:07Hey, Jake.
00:07Hey, man.
00:08You know what life hacks really are?
00:10What?
00:10My cup of tea.
00:13Oh, dear. I guess our future's bright.
00:17Life hacks!
00:18Life hacks!
00:19Cure ingots!
00:20Cure ingots!
00:21Here we go!
00:22All I'm thinking of is Skyrim when I'm thinking of ingots.
00:24Ah, I think of Minecraft.
00:26I also like to say ignorant.
00:28Using my ignorance.
00:29That's what I call my family on Thanksgiving.
00:35On the dirt.
00:36Oh, that's a pure...
00:37That's like a bar.
00:39It's a pure lead bar.
00:40Those are pure lead cupcakes.
00:42A little cup.
00:42I was just thinking the same thing.
00:43Little lead cupcakes.
00:44What a prank.
00:45Here.
00:46Anyone want any cupcakes?
00:48Ooh, that looks like grip tape.
00:50Love that grip tape.
00:50Or I guess it's just called sandpaper.
00:52Lazy scissor.
00:53That's another setup to a punchline I can't finish.
00:55Oh, man.
00:56You know, I saw that on my friend's computer search history.
01:00What is he trying to look up this hack?
01:01A lazy...
01:02Yeah, he was trying to look up some hacks.
01:03Guys, if you're trying to find the original hack for this, just Google lazy scissoring.
01:08And then you should be able to find it.
01:09You're going to find some very lethargic elderly women.
01:12Hey, look at that.
01:13Boom.
01:14Now your scissors are sharp.
01:15Look at that.
01:16Bop.
01:16Bop.
01:17Bop.
01:17Bop.
01:18Bop.
01:18You got some scissors.
01:19You got some sandpaper and a drill.
01:21Bop.
01:21Lazy scissoring.
01:25Oh, man.
01:25Oh, it's your wife.
01:29Great job.
01:29Ah, Jake, I got all this anger and frustration.
01:32Well, do you also have a can of Coca-Cola?
01:34No.
01:35Oh, well, first buy one of those.
01:36Okay, and then what?
01:37Uh, well, let's see.
01:40I can't... We can't get too far ahead of the video.
01:41I don't know.
01:42All right.
01:43So what you're going to do is you're going to inflate it with your fingers and your mind because you're a wizard, Mr. Engineer.
01:50Aang, is that you?
01:51Aang, he's the...
01:52He's...
01:54He's the avatar.
01:55That's what they bullied him in high school with.
01:57Look at...
01:58Come on, everybody.
02:00Guys, stop.
02:01Guys, stop it.
02:02I'm going to save the world.
02:04Oh, that looks like...
02:06And then you just tie it up and put a little glue on it so you can glue it to your table and then you're like,
02:12All my stress is free.
02:13So, so far, this is just a balloon.
02:15No.
02:16No.
02:16Punching bag.
02:19With a...
02:19Those are some weak hits.
02:21Those are some soft hits.
02:22He's like...
02:25He's trying to perform the martial artist...
02:28The new style called...
02:31You ever get a flat tire on your bike?
02:33Nope, because no one rides bikes.
02:35What residue is that on the...
02:36What is that?
02:37Actually...
02:37Is that cheese?
02:39Put cheese on there?
02:40So I have been partaking in bike rides now.
02:43Because no one rides bikes.
02:46Oh, you've been partaking.
02:47So I might be able to use this in the wild if I ever need to.
02:52I...
02:52I recently stopped doing a very unhealthy thing.
02:55Good for you.
02:56That we can't say on YouTube.
02:57Yes.
02:57You can look at my Twitter if you want to know.
02:59And I've been doing bike rides to help me get my lungs healthier.
03:03Oh, that's nice.
03:04That's good.
03:04I probably need to do that.
03:05I tried to do one push-up the other day.
03:07You ever not do one push-up?
03:09I...
03:10Like you get there and you're just like, nope, this isn't for me.
03:12You get down on the ground and you're like, oh, that ground's nice.
03:15Look at that.
03:16That worked.
03:16Oh, wait, what?
03:17Oh, wow.
03:18I'm bringing that with me.
03:19I'm bringing that with me on my leisurely bike rides.
03:20It's so small and compact.
03:21Why isn't that not for the public?
03:22You know what my favorite thing to do when I run my bike is?
03:25What?
03:25I love to ride in the highway and just cause so much traffic.
03:29Oh my God, dude.
03:30It makes me the happiest person.
03:31I feel like I'm literally ruining like 30 people's day.
03:35You're just going go around.
03:38No, this is the worst thing I've ever seen.
03:41This is a machine that makes straws.
03:43Oh, no.
03:44Dude, what if they forgot to cut off the end part where it like cuts them?
03:48Yeah.
03:48And then you just had one mega straw.
03:51Super.
03:51I bet I get it.
03:52This is one long mega straw.
03:55Oh, now it's not.
03:56And then they cut it.
03:57We need one of those so we can just, I can like have a drink in here that's in the other room.
04:01Yeah.
04:02Just put it in the ceiling tiles.
04:04Here's the unforeseen problem, though.
04:05You know how long it's going to take for it to get the cup to your mouth?
04:07And you're just going to sit there.
04:11I don't know.
04:11It depends on how good at you are at sucking.
04:13Oh, baby.
04:14So are you saying in like a nanosecond you got all the, you know, you don't like that?
04:17I would just be like, all right.
04:18I drank the whole drink.
04:20Ah, dude, the poor turtles, though.
04:21This isn't good for the turtles.
04:24That's actually the sound a turtle makes when it's being choked.
04:26Yeah, by a straw.
04:27When a turtle, that's ironic.
04:29That's...
04:31I can't breathe.
04:33Franklin, no!
04:34There's something so seductive about this.
04:36That's when you don't have any friends at your birthday party.
04:38You're like, yay!
04:39What was the point of the little blowing thing if he was just going to run over?
04:44Because the guy who's driving, it's his birthday and no one can film with him.
04:47He's got it set up on a tripod.
04:49He's running over his own toys.
04:50These are the party games.
04:52Is this a cake?
04:53Is that a cake?
04:54That was the mask.
04:57That's a cake.
04:59It is a cake.
05:00Where'd he get that cake?
05:00That cake looks great, bro.
05:02Yeah, that was a really well-done cake that you just ran over.
05:05That looks like he went out and got somebody to make that.
05:08Oh, this has to be like a kid's channel and they're using like,
05:11I think that is a kid's TV show.
05:13Oh, it's called Paw Patrol, actually.
05:15Have you never watched it?
05:17No, I've seen every episode.
05:18What are you talking about?
05:19Oh, yeah?
05:19Yeah, my favorite episode is when they get the guy.
05:22Day.
05:24He's seen it.
05:25Paw Patrol on the ground!
05:29And when...
05:29Oh, things we...
05:31I was trying to read it before the rest of the letters came in.
05:32You know what's annoying?
05:33What?
05:34When I got married, I spent probably, I think it was $600 on water candles.
05:40Floating water candles.
05:41I'm not even joking.
05:42They are insanely expensive.
05:44So, every...
05:44Why do you need your fire in your water?
05:46Because my wife wanted to look very artistic and romantic.
05:50Anyways, what I'm saying is, all of our life hacks have been so useless to me.
05:56This is actually useful.
05:59It would have saved me...
06:00Look at that!
06:01Boom.
06:01Wait, is that just in the water?
06:03That is just in the water.
06:04Whoa, okay.
06:05Instead of using water, they used oil, like with a wick.
06:08And so now it looks like a float...
06:10Yes.
06:11That deserves a genuinely really good...
06:13That's a genuinely really good...
06:15I just blinked, I didn't blink.
06:16I just said, that's genuinely really good.
06:19Watermelon versus matches.
06:21Rainy day thumbnail.
06:25Oh, it's a watermelon!
06:26So, it's raining outside and you have a watermelon.
06:28But what do you want to do?
06:29You have some matches.
06:30You know, rainy day just means we would use it at a later date, right?
06:33Oh, does it?
06:33Yep.
06:35I like to think that when it's raining outside and you have nothing to do,
06:38but you happen to have watermelons and matches...
06:41And sparklers.
06:42And sparklers.
06:43That this is how you can, you know, set your house on fire in the rain, you know?
06:46We've been asked by our landlord to stop multiple times for starting fires indoors.
06:50Have we?
06:51Yeah.
06:55This is back in the old days though, when it was me, Jimmy, and a couple other buddies,
06:59and we were just lighting things on fire.
07:01Oh, I've been here for a couple of months now and there have been fires.
07:05Oh yeah, we still do have a lot of fires.
07:08Just in case the fire wasn't enough, the car comes in at the end.
07:11Hey, I know it's on fire, but I'm a car.
07:14Oh, gold and laser?
07:15You got, you had me at gold.
07:17Does it shoot gold or does it, like, fire at gold?
07:20Is that making camouflage?
07:22What is it?
07:22It's camouflage and then...
07:24Camouflage? Flowers?
07:26Oh, denim.
07:27That's jeans.
07:28What?
07:29Whoa, yo, it's making pants.
07:31Oh God, the pants industry.
07:33Oh, the pants workers.
07:34Dude, look at this, bro.
07:35This is insane.
07:36This is how pants are made.
07:38Never would have thought.
07:39I thought they just wore them out like that.
07:41Hey, that's the pattern Burberry uses, actually.
07:43That might be for Burberry.
07:44Large format.
07:44So is it just burning it into it?
07:46Yeah, I guess it's either burning it into it or it's...
07:49Yeah, it's burning it into it.
07:50That's crazy.
07:51The laser is literally just instantly just burning it right into it.
07:55And drawing with different, like, levels of heat.
07:57That's insane.
07:58If that James Bond movie laser happened at this speed,
08:00that movie would have ended really bad.
08:02That's what I've always understood.
08:03They're like,
08:04I'm gonna put you on a log going towards a butt saw,
08:07and I'm gonna give it 47 hours.
08:10Oh no, I only have a week and a half to get out of this.
08:12If I was James Bond, I'd be like,
08:14and I knew no one was coming for me,
08:15I'd be like, can't you just, just...
08:17Why we gotta do this?
08:18No one's coming.
08:19That looks like Gucci, but off-brand.
08:22Yeah, that is the Gucci pattern.
08:24That's a copyright pattern.
08:25They're stealing a copyright pattern.
08:27Wow, Steelers, we got them.
08:29We got them.
08:30Viral maniacs.
08:31They're not popular on the internet.
08:33They just get sick often.
08:35Anyways, I guess they're making a hand out of matches.
08:37That's pretty cool.
08:38A little hand turkey for Thanksgiving.
08:40Gobble, gobble, I'm gonna burn the house down.
08:43Gobble, gobble, this is a fire hazard.
08:47That's a pretty good hand, actually.
08:48That is a pretty good hand.
08:49Oh, they should have used a different color for the fingertips,
08:52and then they'd have pretty painted nails.
08:53That would be pretty.
08:54That would be fabulous.
08:55Oh!
08:56My hand!
08:58This is me whenever.
09:01I don't know.
09:02I can't think of anything relatable right now.
09:04This isn't Twitter.
09:06I'm trying to think.
09:07When a deaf person starts rapping?
09:11Because they're like...
09:13Have you seen the girl that she sign languages for rap concerts?
09:18I have seen that.
09:19She goes hard.
09:20That's her.
09:21That's her hand.
09:21That's her hand.
09:22It's on fire.
09:23Oh, we got the Coca-Cola lids.
09:26Drill some holes in them.
09:27That's a DC motor, not a Marvel motor.
09:30Looked like a...
09:32It looked like a taser.
09:33You laughed at that terrible joke.
09:35I did.
09:36I did.
09:36You want to know why?
09:37Because I have poor taste.
09:37You guys, I guarantee you, you are the only one that laughed at that joke.
09:41Like the video if you laughed at that horrible, terrible joke.
09:44And I'll know how many just very, very dumb people there are in this world.
09:48Oh, this little car they're making is going to fight that boat that they also made.
09:52Oh, that's...
09:53That's...
09:54I like that.
09:55Land versus water.
09:56Land versus water, which is better?
09:58I think I'd put...
09:59Whoa!
09:59The speed!
10:00The speed on this thing!
10:01Trick question.
10:02Land versus water, it depends on the environment.
10:05If land is in water, land is weak.
10:07Water is in land, it's weak.
10:09But in space, they can truly collide.
10:14Nobel Peace Prize goes to you.
10:15Thank you, thank you.
10:17I knew one day I would ramble on about something that finally made sense.
10:20All right, Jake Whittle, I'll see you in the next world.
10:22Yes, see you in the future!
10:24Whoa!
10:27Franklin, no!