Debbie Does Demons 2023 Movie Review
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00:00Now we review the 2023 film, Debbie Does Demons!
00:07It's not pornography!
00:10It's not! Don't look at me like that! It's not! Come on! It's a film!
00:15Ladies and gentlemen,
00:18boys and girls,
00:21I have seen Debbie Does Demons.
00:26I don't know if I have enough time to finish filming this video
00:29because I left the camera running as I had to go deal with something
00:34and I got very close to wrapping this up
00:39and then it just all came apart.
00:42And I realized, no, scratch.
00:46I have to start over.
00:49Having a very difficult time reviewing.
00:52Demons are trying to get me to not review Debbie Does Demons.
00:56The demons are ashamed of the things they did with Debbie.
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01:13Now I ran across Debbie Does Demons.
01:17I think I searched the word demon and it came up on IMDB.
01:22But there it was, Debbie Does Demons.
01:25And I looked at this and I was like, what is this?
01:29And it turned out to be what I refer to as a backyard film,
01:33which means basically a group of people got together
01:37and they made a movie.
01:40And, you know, it's not an awesome high production movie.
01:46It's not even a B movie.
01:48It's a backyard film.
01:50Backyard films tend to be of the grindhouse variety.
01:53But if you watch this channel, you would know that I watch
01:57a lot of these backyard films for a number of reasons.
02:02One of them being that, you know, I want to support filmmakers.
02:07And another one of them being that I just like weird films.
02:14Anyway, so I searched this movie on all of my regular spots
02:21and none of them came up.
02:23And then I actually found it on a website,
02:26a French website called Daily Motion.
02:29And, you know, I upload things to Daily Motion.
02:32So, you know, it's not terrible.
02:37But this means that you can watch this film for free, right?
02:42So be advised, basically what they did for this film
02:47is they got a group of friends together
02:50and there was this one chick that I think she just feels better
02:54if she's showing people her naked boobies.
02:58And there's copious amounts of her naked boobies in this movie.
03:02You see nothing but naked boobies of hers.
03:06No other character shows their naked boobies.
03:10And, I mean, Daily Motion being French,
03:14they are down with copious amounts of naked boobies.
03:17And, I mean, you know, aren't we all?
03:20So, yes, what is going on is that Debbie is an Elvira-like character.
03:27She hosts a television show called Debbie Does Demons.
03:34And in this show she essentially investigates paranormal activity.
03:42Or, I don't know, she does documentaries about paranormal activity.
03:47Something like that.
03:49And she happens to do a segment on this witch.
03:52And someone who watched this was like,
03:56Hey, that witch is my great ancestor.
03:59Let's pull out the old spirit board and see if we can summon her up.
04:05And lo and behold, who is there washing her boobies in the shower but the witch.
04:12So, yes, there you have it.
04:15And once the witch shows up, mayhem ensues.
04:25That's pretty much the movie, the premise of the movie.
04:28That's a whole shebang there.
04:30Not much beyond that.
04:33The witch turns people into demons and stuff.
04:35Runs around wearing a cape and underwear.
04:38And that's her thing.
04:40The only time she covers up those boobs is in the exterior shots.
04:43Where obviously it would be public nudity.
04:46And, you know, you would not want to get arrested for showing off the boobs.
04:53So, I mean, you know, free the nipple bros.
04:56That's just totally unfair.
04:58It is completely unfair that I could walk around with my shirt off and nobody cares.
05:03But this chick can't.
05:05In fact, I would say the law should be reversed.
05:08I should not be able to walk around with my shirt off.
05:11And this chick could.
05:14Shick.
05:15Anyway.
05:18So, look.
05:19I mean, there's a number of women in this film who are reasonably attractive.
05:27But only one of them shows anything off.
05:30But the entire time, pretty much, it's just her boobs are out there.
05:34It's like, yeah.
05:36The point of this movie is to show those boobs.
05:39It's very booby.
05:43And the actress that plays Debbie, she's that kind of hot nerdy girl.
05:48I mean, you know, she's not as curvy as Elvira.
05:52And she's not showing off the goods like Elvira.
05:55But she is certainly an attractive woman.
05:57I mean, I would enjoy spending time with her if she were single and into me.
06:02But that's kind of beside the point.
06:05Now, the special effects in this movie are pretty bad.
06:08You know, I mean, I think they're around spirit Halloween level.
06:11There's nothing wrong with that.
06:15It's not the amount of money that goes into a movie.
06:19It's the amount of heart that goes into a movie.
06:21And, I mean, you know.
06:24Well, let's just be clear on the fact that this is the kind of film that you kind of get together with your friends.
06:31You drink beer until it's a good movie.
06:33And you eat some pizza.
06:34And then you wake up the next morning and wonder what happened to you.
06:41Hopefully not with a schlong drawn on your face in mustard.
06:48So, there's that thing.
06:51You know, this is a backyard film.
06:53And I have to admit, as backyard films go, this is a guy movie.
06:59And because it's a guy movie on the general scale of things, it would probably be a fans of the genre only kind of a film.
07:09Which, I mean, on the one hand, it's a low rating.
07:12And on the other hand, it's...
07:15Well, I mean, you know.
07:17If you like this kind of film, this is definitely...
07:20You're going to watch this over and over again.
07:23It's a little weird nowadays because it's like you go on YouTube and there's a weirdly large number of breastfeeding tutorial videos that show naked boobs.
07:36And there's a lot of see-through clothing videos because apparently YouTube is cool with that.
07:44And in our modern day, we're practically bombarded with boobs.
07:48But, you know, this is a funny little film.
07:52And I actually will say that if you're into that sort of thing, stick it in the middle of your watch list.
08:00You know, it's not going to be hugely entertaining by any means.
08:05But, I mean, it certainly knocks the snot out of Avondale Bigfoot.
08:13So, if I had to watch one of those two movies again, it would definitely be Debbie Does Demons.
08:21I think, you know, it's not quite as enjoyable as Cocaine Craps from Outer Space.
08:27But then, you know, Cocaine Craps from Outer Space is something that a much larger audience can enjoy.
08:34Because you can't really...
08:36I mean, it's like, imagine sitting down with your girlfriend and watching this I-Can't-Believe-It's-Not-Porn movie.
08:43You know, that's the thing.
08:46If this were a movie in theaters, it would definitely be an NC-17 for excessive nudity and violence.
08:55But mostly nudity.
08:56And even then, you're only looking at one woman.
08:59So, gauge that on your enjoyment level.
09:04Ratings aren't important. Listen to what I'm saying about the film.
09:09So, yeah. I mean, it's definitely for a very distinctive audience.
09:13It's funny enough, you know.
09:16I mean, a lot of heart went into this film.
09:19I did enjoy the characters. They were well done.
09:23I think I like this better than Alien Romulus.
09:26Which, you'd think, would not be a thing.
09:29Because I'm a real alien hound.
09:31You know, Debbie does demons.
09:34Yeah, I enjoyed it.
09:36Anyway, it's just my opinion. I'd love to hear yours down in the comments below.
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