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00:00Well, so you said you haven't been in too many relationships then so I'm assuming you've been you know
00:06In the neighborhood in the neighborhood cruising, you know, thanks being up cruising stopping cruising, you know cruising down the street
00:14so
00:15Like can you tell us one of the craziest sex experiences you've had? Oh my god one that like maybe stands out
00:24Compared to others
00:26It could be in any way doesn't that be crazy like, you know
00:29Some people wanted you to like shit on his chest or you shit on his chest like we've heard
00:36But just like maybe some crazy shit like a
00:39memorable sex experience may not have been like the actual
00:43encounter but like
00:44The lead-up like, you know walking into this house was weird or some so this is not after max
00:49I don't know after my ex I was very like I don't want to deal with men. I'm not gonna hold y'all
00:53I was just so emotionally just done with men in general. This is before this was no after max
00:57This is after X but during not during my ex when we when he kept cheating and doing all that bullshit
01:03Oh shit, and like I was finally like like fucking around cuz I'm like, fuck you. I'm not doing this
01:09Yeah, so oh this is so TMI, but I'm gonna say it anyways
01:15so there's this guy that I used to talk to and
01:19long story short Oh
01:22Honey, you know if I should say this online
01:29That's the clip right there
01:33Definitely what was so bad go ahead because you got me turn to you. All right, so
01:39all right, so
01:41so guy
01:42And I were like talking whatever and I'm gonna start talking to someone for a minute like you guys are gonna you know
01:47sleep together and
01:50Let's just say his
01:53Thing was so big
01:56That it only lasted like
02:01Two minutes cuz I was in such excruciating pain such excuse like it was not normal
02:07It was not normal bro has some my horse dick
02:10I
02:15Sometimes you know girls like the bigger and I'm like after my experience no
02:20and it was just that one time and
02:23Yeah, so it's like literally two minutes and I was like yo, I can't do this and I and I pushed him off of me
02:30And let's just say when I pushed him off of me. It was not my period
02:35It was a straight-up murder scene on the bed. Like
02:40And I I was like, I was so embarrassed I was so embarrassed and I was like bro was killing your shit
02:49And I was like, this isn't me this is not my fault
02:52I'm like and I was so big sounds like I'm so sorry
02:55Like like has a happening before I'd be real like I was done cuz it was it was like a murder scene
02:59Like it was not normal. Like this has never happened to me before and he looked at me
03:03He's like, all right, like I don't know if you want to hear but yeah
03:06This has happened before with girls and I'm like sweet. So I'm not the only one and cool, you know
03:11I'm not the only way he said he was just killing bitches with his dick
03:15He was just like blood all over his dick every time
03:28It wasn't even like big where it's like it was like big where I'm like, this isn't gonna feel good
03:33There so you knew
03:36Yeah, I'm like bitch fuck it we're vibing we're talking I'm like I'm here and let's listen, you know, whatever damn
03:42So it didn't last because you came quick. He came quick. It was just was too big and just made your shit
03:47Believe you can't handle bloody show
03:51Nothing to do not handling it it was just that big like any woman could tell you there's a limit
03:57Okay, and that was the limit so you couldn't take it. No
04:03No
04:05What do you mean because if it was that big like you said no it was and you said after two minutes you couldn't do
04:12it
04:32Me
04:34Yeah, I'm gonna hate myself after this fun, but uh, I'm being real that's what happens that's pretty crazy
04:40So it was crazy. I like you got to be there. So how did I had to be there? I'm straight
04:50Was this uh at his place you said or was it? Okay. I wasn't on your sheets
05:00Could be a lot worse
05:02So then how did rat how did it wrap up like I mean he didn't wrap it up, but how did it wrap up like
05:09How did it wrap like so you're just like uh, like I gotta leave and you never talked to him again or was
05:15Ending. No
05:17Sweet about it. He was very sweet about it
05:19he like I went to take a shower and like we just laid in bed and like I just like watch the movie and I
05:24Was like, all right, like I'm gonna go now. I've been I was the one I was like
05:27I'm gonna go and that's what I've been. I was like, I was the one I was like, okay
05:35Yeah, I would have
05:47Scarred it was a scarring experience
05:50So Wow, I'm cool. Never again. So so that's the craziest crazy experience that Wow
05:57That's a bloody one. Yeah