Is This Free_ (Short Comedy Film)
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00:00Oh, nothing for the lovely lady.
00:16Hey.
00:18Oh, do I know you?
00:21You do now.
00:23Oh, okay.
00:31Is this free?
00:37Is this free? Yes, of course.
00:40Standard question. Standard response.
00:44So standard we forget to think.
00:47Well, I like to challenge standards.
00:50Catch people off guard.
00:53Make them think.
01:00Is this free?
01:20No, it's two pounds.
01:22I'm sorry, are you waiting for someone?
01:25Well, not exactly. The last guy only had a pound on him. We went looking for the other 50p.
01:29But if you've got two pounds on you now, it's yours.
01:33But you only asked him for 150.
01:36Inflation.
01:38Oh, here he is.
01:41I'm taking it.
01:56Excuse me.
02:00So sorry, is this free?
02:03Fuck off.
02:06Look old chap, I just asked for the seat.
02:10I know, and I only asked you to fuck off.
02:14Well, I say, fuck off yourself.
02:26Excuse me, is this free?
02:30Just a minute.
02:34Are you gay?
02:36No.
02:38Are you Muslim?
02:40No.
02:41Are you black?
02:42No.
02:43But any of these are a problem to you?
02:45No, no, no, what?
02:50Is this free?
02:52Yes, of course. But I wouldn't advise you to sit there.
02:59They're watching this spot very carefully.
03:08Excuse me, is this free?
03:12No.
03:14Are you Muslim?
03:16No.
03:18Are you black?
03:20No.
03:22Are you Muslim?
03:24No.
03:26Are you black?
03:28No.
03:30Are you Muslim?
03:32No.
03:35This is free.
03:37Of course.
03:39Oh, could you help me with a quick survey I've conducted?
03:43Sure.
03:46What's your name?
03:47Rosie.
03:48Rosie, lovely name. And your age?
03:5122.
03:53Are you married?
03:55No.
03:56Are you gay?
03:58No.
03:59Are you Muslim?
04:01No.
04:03Are you married?
04:05No, I'm single.
04:07Lovely.
04:09What's your profession?
04:10I'm a hairdresser.
04:12I bet you're very good at it too.
04:14Can I just take a quick photo?
04:17Really?
04:18Smile.
04:19Like this?
04:20Perfect.
04:21You have a lovely smile.
04:24What's this for?
04:26It's anthropological research for the S&D.
04:29Strictly confidential, of course.
04:31I see.
04:33What newspaper do you read?
04:36The Sun.
04:38Very popular.
04:41What's your mobile number?
04:4307 700 900 352.
04:47And bra size?
04:4834C.
04:50Lovely.
04:55Do you vote Labour?
04:58No.
04:59Lib Dem?
05:00No.
05:01Conservative?
05:02No.
05:05Have you ever been, or are you now, involved in espionage or sabotage, or in terrorist activity or genocide,
05:10or between 1933 and 1945 were you involved in any way with persecutions associated with Nazi Germany or its allies?
05:18Um, no.
05:23Is this free?
05:24Sorry?
05:25Is this seat free?
05:29Is there a problem if I sit there?
05:31Yes.
05:32I mean, maybe, I don't know.
05:37Sorry, who are you talking to?
05:41Trevor.
05:43Sorry, what's your name?
05:44Alice.
05:45Alice.
05:46Alice, this is Trevor.
05:47Trevor, this is Alice.
05:48Yes, I think I better go.
05:50No, please.
05:51No, I'm sorry.
05:52No, no, no.
05:53Really.
05:54Have my seat.
06:00Ah, well, see you again.
06:13Do you have a MySpace account?
06:15No.
06:16Do you drive a Hummer?
06:18I wish.
06:19No.
06:20Do you consider yourself to have any kind of mental illness?
06:23No.
06:24Drug addiction?
06:25No.
06:26Lactose intolerance?
06:27No.
06:28Mental disorder?
06:29No.
06:30Are you male?
06:31No.
06:32Wait.
06:37Well, you get the idea.
06:39Of course, please.
06:52Can I help you?
06:55Very good.
07:18Is this free?
07:24Yes.
07:54Is this free?
07:59Yes, of course.