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00:00See, I know the reproduction chapter very well, so if you want to learn, I can give you notes.
00:09Yes, sure.
00:10I have read Debu's father's name from the attendance register.
00:13Hey, tell me quickly.
00:14Hey, Parampal.
00:16Hey, Parampal's son.
00:19Hey, Parampal.
00:20Parampal.
00:21Parampal.
00:22Parampal.
00:23Hey, Parampal.
00:24Hey, Parampal.
00:28He is a fool who doesn't say Parampal.
00:31Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal. Parampal.
00:39Parampal.
00:44Parampal.
00:49Parampal.
00:51Hey, son, I don't know who is calling you since morning.
00:55Hey, how would I know, Parampal?
00:57Son, son, I am coming.
01:00I am coming.
01:01Over.
01:07My God, that's why I brought you from graveyard.
01:09Will you act in movies?
01:10He didn't give me full payment.
01:11He didn't give you full payment.
01:12According to the way you acted, you should get 50-100 rupees.
01:15And what are you doing?
01:16If you like to lick my feet, lick my brain.
01:19Will you eat biryani?
01:20No, if there is blood, get one bowl.
01:21If there is blood, get one bowl.
01:23I will give you that much.
01:28Whom do you want to talk to?
01:32Dad.
01:33Yes, son.
01:34Were you scared of anyone in your childhood?
01:47Enter, dad.
01:48Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom. Mom.
01:51Mom.
01:56No, son, I wasn't scared of anyone.
01:58Wow, dad.
02:05Ghost. Ghost.
02:07Mom, who are you scared of?
02:08Ghosts don't exist.
02:09Such people lick shit.
02:11If you want to see a witch, see my girlfriend without me.
02:15Ghost. Ghost.
02:18I will go and pee.
02:22Ghost. Ghost.
02:35Finished.
02:36Bye. Bye.
02:37Tata.
02:38Goodbye.
02:39Gone.
02:41Son.
02:42Son, did you have fun?
02:44Did you have fun?
02:45Wow, son.
02:51Ghost.
02:52Ghost.
02:58My dear. My dear.
03:01My dear. My dear.
03:10My dear. My dear.
03:12My childhood love.
03:14Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar
03:31Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaaar
03:51Jane meri jane mann, basbhan ka pyaar
03:56Khattab
03:57excuse me ma'am is your name SALT No
04:00But after seeing you, I feel like there's no taste in life without you.
04:06Jusmi ma'am, is your name Momos?
04:08Why?
04:09Because without you, my life is incomplete.
04:11With red chutney, I shake my hands in the morning.
04:17My love, my love.
04:24Bye bye.
04:26Hello.
04:27Hello.
04:28This is wrong.
04:29I took a loan from my friend and got you recharged for Rs.500.
04:31You said the internet is over.
04:32How can I video call?
04:33Now you're not even showing your face.
04:35What will you do by looking at my face?
04:37Why not see your beautiful face?
04:39You've put it in the bio of Insta.
04:41Miss Universe.
04:42Attitude girl.
04:43By the way, there should have been an attitude.
04:44And in the photo.
04:45We're also hot.
04:47Burn us too.
04:48Okay, fine.
04:49You count.
04:50One.
04:51Two.
04:52Three.
04:53Son.
04:54Son, did you have fun?
04:56Did you have fun?
05:11Look, I know the reproduction chapter very well.
05:13So if you want to learn, I can give you notes.
05:17Yes, sure.
05:19I have read Debu's father's name from the attendance register.
05:22Tell me quickly.
05:23Hey, Parampal.
05:26Hey, Parampal.
05:28Hey Parampal.
05:31Hey, Parampal.
05:32Hey, Parampal.
05:37If only that madman told me, Parampal?
05:40Parampal.
05:45Daddy.
05:46Parampal.
05:48Parampal.
05:56Parampal!
05:57Son, I don't know who's been calling me since morning.
06:03I don't know Parampal!
06:06Son!
06:07Son!
06:08Maaj Ghazi!
06:09Maaj Ghazi!
06:10Wow!
06:11It's over!
06:12Give it to dad!
06:13Give it to dad!
06:14Hello?
06:15Hi my Gulab Jamun!
06:18Baby, you haven't taken me anywhere since so many days.
06:24Take me to the club with your dad's money.
06:27Wow!
06:30But don't drink this time, or you'll keep throwing up.
06:35And yes baby, there's no one at home tomorrow.
06:38So come over.
06:39We'll play Kabaddi.
06:43Okay baby, mom's here.
06:44Okay bye!
06:45Bye baby!
06:48Son!
06:49Son!
06:50Maaj Ghazi!
06:51Maaj Ghazi!
06:52Maaj Ghazi!
06:53Wow son!
06:54Dad, I'll study a lot and make you proud.
07:15Son!
07:16Son!
07:17Maaj Ghazi!
07:18Maaj Ghazi!
07:19Wow son!
07:20Wow son!
07:21Maaj Ghazi!
07:22Maaj Ghazi!
07:28It's over!
07:36Oh my god!
07:37Maaj Ghazi has put on a perfume worth Rs.100!
07:39I'm so happy that I'm wearing his perfume.
07:42His face is like dirt and he's sitting naked.
07:44And he has put on a perfume.
07:45Now I'll be set.
07:46Come, let's do little brown buns.
07:5110 days later
08:17I was stuck for 10 days and now it's night.
08:19The hug you gave me in the name of perfume,
08:21if you didn't give me a hug, I wouldn't have come out.
08:23Thank you, brother.
08:29Pinky, Choti, I gave you my Maths homework.
08:32The Maths teacher hit me so hard on my head.
08:34I lost my urine.
08:36I had no other option.
08:37I went home naked from school.
08:39That day we were all sitting together.
08:41You gave me a pass.
08:42I found out.
08:43But I took the blame on my head
08:45so that no one would say anything to you.
08:47You don't understand anything.
08:49Make me your boyfriend.
08:51Make me your cousin boyfriend.
08:53No, I swear on my anklets.
08:55I wasn't trying to make you crazy.
08:57I was going to tell you.
08:58I love you.
08:59I love you.
09:03Pinky, let's kiss today.
09:17Have you memorized the algebra table?
09:19Mom, I'll definitely memorize it today.
09:21I'll definitely memorize it.
09:24Oh, my God!
09:25All my dreams are ruined.
09:27It's over.
09:29Excuse me, ma'am.
09:30These NASA people are actually looking for you.
09:32Why?
09:33Because you look like out of this world.
09:40Excuse me.
09:41Why are you roaming around here?
09:42The NASA people are looking for you, right?
09:43Why?
09:44Because you are out of the world, right?
09:46Oh, my God!
10:12I'll be waiting for you.
10:14AHHHHHH
10:16AHHHHHH
10:19I CAN'T BREATHE
10:21MY TONGUE IS BROKEN
10:23Mom don't lie
10:28Mom this milk bottle has burst
10:32I mean this milk bottle has burst
10:34Why are you keeping all the junk in the house?
10:35Throw it out
10:36Even if you are bad, you are still living inside this house
10:39Son if you do the same thing then you will become a Paneer
10:42You won't be able to do anything
10:44What a humiliation!
10:46Mom, you look beautiful today.
10:48Mind your own business.
10:50He's smart.
10:52Mom, I needed some money to buy some books.
10:54Your dad has gone to the bathroom to get some gold coins.
10:57Go ask him.
10:58Mom, give it to me.
11:00Go, we'll see.
11:06Give me your phone. My phone's balance is over.
11:09Here you go, dad.
11:10Give it to me.
11:15Mom!
11:20Whose call is it, dad?
11:22It's my future daughter-in-law's.