Toby has an advanced implant within him that gives him super abilities. When a group of Chinese try to capture him for the technology, he evade them at all costs.
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00:00:00You
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00:01:00Oh
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00:02:30What the hell are you doing here we've got a problem with a stowaway, what do you mean?
00:03:00Oh
00:03:12Right on time
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00:03:48You get him up
00:03:50Sasaengo
00:03:55Like mohawk chung
00:04:20Oh
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00:05:10Call off the search in Hong Kong Toby Wong just hit Frisco
00:05:20Yeah, but the pay sucks Joey
00:05:50Oh
00:05:54Solid breakfast is important
00:06:06Help you
00:06:14You know the only reason I open up so early to keep you out of work ass off the streets
00:06:19I have customers. Well, why don't you?
00:06:23Tell your customers about the importance of a good breakfast and leave me alone. Let me write. Okay, please Joe
00:06:31Like I said, my time is coming. Look out that door. Look out there. What do you see my time right out that door?
00:06:39I'm gonna take you with me cuz you can sing a little bit right? It's like Johnny fucking cash, baby
00:06:48Yes
00:06:52Hey, you look like a music lover check it out hit song
00:07:18Oh
00:07:41Right
00:07:48Oh
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00:08:45Shoot his legs
00:08:48Oh
00:09:13Put the gun down there is dead. Come on, man. Let's talk to Sally jump
00:09:16This is between you and me like gentlemen, please
00:09:20Shut up
00:09:23Put the gun down
00:09:29Now he's going out of time
00:09:31Oh
00:10:01Hey
00:10:03Just let him go. We don't want to see anybody else get hurt. You just put the gun down you follow me he dies
00:10:09Oh
00:10:26Y'all going to say the Batmobile man, it's all right. It's the whole car strike
00:10:39Oh
00:10:55Your paint you're gonna get it
00:10:59Did I put your life in danger shit is right
00:11:03I'm not the bad guy. Okay, what?
00:11:06relax
00:11:08Drive
00:11:16Look I'm not gonna hurt you just keep driving. Okay. Oh, hey man. Anything you say goes. You're the boss
00:11:23You're the boss
00:11:26Hey, hey
00:11:38Kill you
00:11:41Don't smoke in the car
00:11:43I'm sorry, you don't want me to smoke in my car
00:11:53You know what you're right, I'm gonna I don't know who died and left you surgeon general, but you're absolutely right
00:11:59I'm gonna quit. Tell me something. Tell me one thing. How long do I have to put up with this shit? Where are we going?
00:12:05Los Angeles
00:12:09Los Angeles, are you out of your fucking mind? Excuse me? Yosemite Sam won't
00:12:14Tell me what hey believe Brody. Pleased to meet you. Pleased to meet you
00:12:18Do me a favor man find some other brother with a better car kidnap him and make him put some miles on this car
00:12:22I can't do it. I'm not gonna do it
00:12:24I'm sorry
00:12:26You don't have a choice
00:12:31Hey
00:12:32That is so typical
00:12:34You know, you just fresh off the boat kidnap the first brother you see and force him to be your show
00:12:39Don't look like Miss Daisy. I should be driving, you know
00:13:05No, I'm gonna see me way in English Vic Madison for mr. Lyle
00:13:19What's that water pancreatic cancer, mr. Madison
00:13:25Judging by your expression you have unfortunate news to convey. Oh, I got a hand to you. Mr. Lyle. No one pulls wool over your eyes
00:13:33You haven't recovered our property
00:13:35Nope, I'm disappointed
00:13:37No shit
00:13:39Your arrogance never ceases to amaze me. Now. I don't know about arrogance. Mr. Lyle, but I do know I enjoy my work
00:13:46And the object you've lost is about to supply me with a sizable amount of pleasure
00:13:51If you knew that you would be held responsible if the competition
00:13:56Acquired this object now, mr. Lyle. I have been a faithful employee
00:14:02Even as we speak action is taking place to recover the object
00:14:09Of course not
00:14:16Sign our shithead must be nice being married to the boss and daughter
00:14:22Walter you've just saved the life of the president's son
00:14:26I
00:14:28Better go see how Longmire's doing in the front. Would you turn that shit off?
00:14:45It must be a routine DUI style in the middle of the day don't do anything stupid
00:14:57I
00:15:11See your license your registration
00:15:27I have your name sir some more
00:15:45Step out of the car, please. Thank you. Yes. Yes, sir. I will be glad
00:15:50I
00:16:20Just motherfucking shot 30 people in a bar
00:16:24Hey knock it off
00:16:26People in a bar the right to remain silent anything you say can and will be held against
00:16:34What about that big-ass gun he got
00:16:51Oh
00:16:56Hey, man, don't you consider a police station?
00:17:21Oh
00:17:38What happened they cut the funding for the highway patrol or something
00:17:45That's special instructions
00:17:48It's nothing personal I knew these guys were real cops real cops real dirty
00:18:02Let's slow your roll big fella, this is the original five fingers to death right here
00:18:17I
00:18:37Got a funny feeling we're gonna see some familiar faces
00:18:41Funny fit. Well your definition of funny and mine must be completely different because I don't see a damn thing funny. He he
00:18:47mr. Wong
00:18:59Face to face again
00:19:03You have become one festering boil on my ass turbo drive
00:19:07Hi, excuse me. Hey, man
00:19:09I don't know you and you don't know me and I don't know what you want
00:19:12And I really don't give a damn. I got a mission to get home and catch me Bob Marley quit your whaling
00:19:18Oh
00:19:21This gravel pit puts me amount of that little trip we took to Kentucky a few years back
00:19:26Was that when we took out the governor? Oh, that was, New Mexico
00:19:31Kentucky was the VP of
00:19:33Psychoplasmics, you remember that roast chicken we ate. Oh damn. That was good them little garlic taters
00:19:40Just shoot us Madison. Don't bore us to death. No
00:19:44Madison just shoot him. Okay. I enjoy chicken as much as the next man man after my own heart. Yeah
00:19:50Hey, you ever been to Popeye's chicken? Yeah, real spicy spicy recipe extra spicy. It'll flip your wig cuz you don't say yeah
00:19:58Kill this guy
00:20:13Oh
00:20:43Oh
00:20:56Look sports shoes kill the big guy not the little guy
00:21:00Remember Sesame Street?
00:21:02Remember that that whole big little thing that's playing pretty damn. Well, wasn't it?
00:21:06Yeah, shoot the big guy in the head little guy in the legs. Are you with me on this?
00:21:11Yeah
00:21:13Oh
00:21:43Oh
00:22:13Ah
00:22:37Do it
00:22:43Oh
00:23:05Let's go
00:23:13Oh
00:23:29Going down
00:23:43Oh
00:23:55And I hope those asshole cops didn't take my car it's gonna be a real short trip
00:24:13I
00:24:32Damn it mess my suit
00:24:44I
00:24:47Get involved in how did I get involved in this?
00:24:50Are you okay? Okay?
00:24:52Okay, I mean one piece motherfucker, but okay. It's something I've been since we've met
00:24:57It's time for you to download some information to me man. Tell me something
00:25:00Why are those guys trying to kill me more than they're trying to kill you, huh?
00:25:06They're not supposed to kill me I'm too valuable to them
00:25:13Oh
00:25:19Yeah, you're about a penny a pound as far as I'm concerned if you so fucking precious, why did you kidnap me?
00:25:26Why did you get me involved in this? I know I'm good-looking
00:25:29Damn, this is like like like shit on Malik. I really don't think it's a good time to stop the car
00:25:34I figured just keep driving a little bank. You don't think we'll think back dumbass
00:25:38So I'm not afraid anymore unless you plan to slip my throat with a paper napkin
00:25:43Which is all we got you better start talking
00:25:44I want to know why we being chased and you better tell me before them wild motherfuckers catch up with us
00:25:49Have you ever heard the term bioengine?
00:25:54That's not like be between for saying fired no, it's high-tech slang it means biological energy module I
00:26:02Have one in my chest
00:26:08Wow, that's a pretty amazing coincidence Toby because I have one in my ass
00:26:14Have a little brown one in my ass, come on, man, I want to know the truth. We ain't got time to bullshit. I
00:26:24Used to work for the government in Hong Kong after the great Chinese took over in 97
00:26:30They put one of these things in me
00:26:33Prototype
00:26:36I'm here because I heard that there's a corporation in LA
00:26:40contact
00:26:42That wants to buy the implant. All I have to do is get down there deliver it to them and they will pay me five million
00:26:48dollars for it
00:26:53And of course the red Chinese they don't want you to sell it
00:26:58Tell me something does everybody live happily ever after at the end of this fairy tale look I'll make you a deal
00:27:04Please money home. No, no, no, listen, no deals. All you do is you help me get to LA
00:27:09I'll give you half the money. What do you say? I
00:27:12Say we go to my house. We get a hack
00:27:17Half the money like two million five hundred thousand dollars
00:27:27It's not enough no, I mean, yeah, yeah, I mean no
00:27:31You cut it out don't do that bugs money stuff with me. All right, just no we're not no absolutely not I can't
00:27:41Believe this fire engine
00:28:02Not exactly
00:28:06Look I've only been a barfly since I lost my job
00:28:10And my wife
00:28:13And my house
00:28:31Oh
00:28:48I
00:28:52Killed a man but now he's gonna let me go. Oh my god. Are you in trouble with the law?
00:28:58No, I'm not. I'm good, but he's on some other shit, they're gonna fry his ass, you don't want to...
00:29:06No, why aren't you at work?
00:29:08I had to meet a deadline, I was at work all night.
00:29:11All night? So wait a minute, that means you left Bria with the asshole?
00:29:14His name is Steve, how many times do I have to tell you?
00:29:16Oh, I'm sorry, the asshole part is silent.
00:29:19You know what, that's a real nice Kmart family portrait old Steve paid for.
00:29:22That's a nice portrait.
00:29:23But it ain't his family.
00:29:24At least he's a grown up.
00:29:26Oh, he's a fucking cheeseburger, he's a cheeseburger.
00:29:29A cheeseburger?
00:29:30Yes, a nasty, fat, coagulating around your heart, not good for you cheeseburger.
00:29:35And you know what, I don't think you like this Steve guy as much as you pretend to, you know why?
00:29:39Why?
00:29:40Because you didn't hit me when I called him a cheeseburger.
00:29:43And the only nice thing you can say about him is he's a grown up.
00:29:47That's better than being an aimless, irresponsible fool.
00:29:53That's right, a fool.
00:29:56Look, I can't have you around here.
00:29:58I just want you to saw your handcuffs off, do whatever you gotta do, and leave.
00:30:05Please.
00:30:16I hate this Steve guy.
00:30:18Me too.
00:30:21Gosh, thank you, but that shit I did not need.
00:30:24Once I get you to the bus station, man, I'm dropping you off and I'm finding me a new favorite bar.
00:30:29I need this and she leaves my kid with that asshole.
00:30:34God, what is this, man? I can't understand.
00:30:36Women make me sick.
00:30:38Oh, man.
00:30:39Leaves my kid with the asshole, man.
00:30:55How long have you been divorced?
00:30:57What?
00:30:58I think she still loves you.
00:31:00You do?
00:31:01I do.
00:31:05I think, uh, I think you should go catch a bus.
00:31:11Come on, man, give me one.
00:31:13For old time's sake, don't hurt me now.
00:31:15Ah, you hit so hard, you badass.
00:31:20Take care of yourself, man.
00:31:25Ahem.
00:31:37She still loves you.
00:31:43And I love you, man.
00:31:46Stay fruity, man.
00:31:48Don't twist any ankles.
00:31:51Don't pull any groins.
00:31:55That's ram 15.
00:32:03Just get out of here.
00:32:12Shit.
00:32:20Ah, no, he's gonna have to handle it.
00:32:22I can't do three, I can't.
00:32:25No, I can get it.
00:32:52I got it, I got it.
00:33:23What the hell?
00:33:37Come on, don't look all confused.
00:33:39Shit, she might love me a little bit more with $2.5 million in my pocket.
00:33:43Oh!
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:56Oh!
00:34:22I said, where's the party at?
00:34:23Oh, oh!
00:34:24Where's the party at?
00:34:25Oh, oh!
00:34:26So I can have them all for you, damn!
00:34:28Everybody say, go, go, yeah!
00:34:30Go, go, yeah!
00:34:32Go, go, yeah!
00:34:40Mr. Lau, Mr. Chow is here.
00:34:42Mr. Chow is here.
00:34:52Sir.
00:34:54How was your trip?
00:34:57I...
00:34:58Excuse me?
00:35:00A long, miserable flight,
00:35:03made short and pleasant
00:35:05by new technology.
00:35:10Yes, sir.
00:35:11A very pleasant flight.
00:35:14A pleasant flight.
00:35:18You failed to capture Toby Wong,
00:35:22and yet you had a pleasant trip.
00:35:28That is not what I meant, sir.
00:35:31A Liang Corporation advanced model.
00:35:35What Toby Wong could have been.
00:35:42Again, new technology,
00:35:46capable of turning a long, miserable death
00:35:49into a short, not quite pleasant one.
00:36:11Oh!
00:36:28Prepare a group of our finest.
00:36:31You're going hunting.
00:36:42Hey, man.
00:36:44Hey, man.
00:36:45Talk to me.
00:36:46Tell me about China.
00:36:48Is there a lot of Kung Fu shit going on over there?
00:36:52What do you mean?
00:36:54I mean, is it like, you know,
00:36:55guys running up to each other on the street talking about,
00:36:58hmm, your Kung Fu is pretty useless,
00:37:01as well as obsolete.
00:37:03You insult me.
00:37:04You bastard.
00:37:05Prepare to die.
00:37:06Hmm.
00:37:07You insult me.
00:37:08You bastard.
00:37:09Prepare to die.
00:37:10Hmm.
00:37:12Not a whole lot, no.
00:37:14Really?
00:37:16Hey, you know, I would have thought that...
00:37:19I mean, a lot of people have some sort of martial arts training,
00:37:23but you don't see much chop socket going on in restaurants or anything.
00:37:27Hmm.
00:37:28That's funny.
00:37:29The image that Americans have of China is that, you know,
00:37:31it's a country full of people with little tiny feet,
00:37:33and they run around and kick the shit out of each other every day.
00:37:37Well, that's the same image we have of America.
00:37:39Except you guys have big feet,
00:37:41and you kick the shit out of each other less gracefully.
00:37:46I can see that.
00:37:48Oh, shit!
00:37:50Oh, man, what next?
00:37:53Hey, I think we blew a hose.
00:37:55We're gonna have to make a stop.
00:37:56There's a little town coming up.
00:37:58We can get a motel room.
00:37:59You can sleep. I'll fix the car.
00:38:00Well, I thought we decided on a safe approach.
00:38:02Toby, safe or not, if I don't stop and fix it,
00:38:04we won't get a mile down the road.
00:38:06Let's go.
00:38:30Jeez.
00:38:31Hey, man.
00:38:33Toby.
00:38:34Rise and shine.
00:38:35We're here, man.
00:38:36Rise and shine, partner.
00:38:37Come on, we're here, man.
00:38:38Hi.
00:38:39Oh, man.
00:38:40I'm, like, glad to see you guys.
00:38:41Wow.
00:38:43Yeah.
00:38:44Wow.
00:38:45Tell me.
00:38:46How you doing?
00:38:47Well...
00:38:48Oh, man.
00:38:49This thing is a real piece of shit.
00:38:52I'm sorry.
00:38:53I didn't mean to offend you there.
00:38:54I just have never seen anything that looks quite this bad
00:38:57that still runs.
00:39:01Oh, that...
00:39:02That smells real bad.
00:39:04Actually...
00:39:05You need a room.
00:39:06Please.
00:39:07Please tell me that you need a room.
00:39:08Please.
00:39:09I need a room.
00:39:11You want a room?
00:39:13Yeah.
00:39:15Yeah, we need a room.
00:39:24So, what, shall we make that a double?
00:39:28Oh, yeah.
00:39:29Use a blanket hug.
00:39:30Oh, yeah.
00:39:31Use a blanket hug.
00:39:33I know all about that.
00:39:34My boyfriend's a real blanket hug.
00:39:38Ex-boyfriend.
00:39:41Ex-citing.
00:39:45My much too trusting parents took off on business
00:39:48and they left me in charge of this place.
00:39:50The only problem is that there are no guests in the motel
00:39:53and remodeling guys will be back for at least another three days.
00:39:56Oh, God.
00:39:57Let me see.
00:39:58Hey, baby.
00:39:59You all right, kid?
00:40:00You look like that.
00:40:01The implant screws up my metabolism.
00:40:03Keeps the adrenaline pumping.
00:40:05If you die, it puts a crash on her.
00:40:07Do you?
00:40:09I mean, this should be the biggest party opportunity
00:40:11of my young life.
00:40:13And nobody to share it with.
00:40:16Oh, that's rough.
00:40:17Um, look, do we have any forms to fill out?
00:40:20Because my man needs to get a little rest.
00:40:22You're a muck.
00:40:23You're a gorilla.
00:40:24I am offering you the deliverance
00:40:27party weekend special.
00:40:31Oh, what does that include exactly?
00:40:33Exactly.
00:40:34I'll sleep, I hope.
00:40:35Yeah.
00:40:36No, it exactly includes free room and board.
00:40:40Oh, shit.
00:40:41Yeah.
00:40:42Oh.
00:40:43Who's gonna know?
00:40:44Yeah.
00:40:45But you owe me.
00:40:48I owe you what?
00:40:52Entertainment, chocolate boy wonder.
00:40:55Sure.
00:40:57Just trying to stay awake.
00:40:58Is the second floor okay?
00:41:00We've got double beds, free cable TV with a naked channel,
00:41:03complimentary shampoo.
00:41:04Oh, awesome.
00:41:05My dad has this huge garage right next door
00:41:07if you guys want to use it to fix up your car.
00:41:09Oh, yeah, that'd be great.
00:41:11Great.
00:41:12Thank you.
00:41:13You're welcome.
00:41:14Bye.
00:41:15Bye.
00:41:16Hey, listen, be careful going up the stairs,
00:41:17because we're going through some renovations.
00:41:19All right.
00:41:22Hey.
00:41:24Huh?
00:41:25Huh?
00:41:29Nothing.
00:41:34Yeah.
00:41:36Bye.
00:41:37Bye-bye.
00:41:38Just do it.
00:41:46We've got to bring Toby Wong in.
00:41:48He's trying to make me look bad.
00:41:50He's always tried to make me look bad,
00:41:52even before he got wound up with that turbo drive.
00:41:55I knew he'd be trouble.
00:41:58He's good.
00:41:59Yeah, damn right he's good.
00:42:01Son of a bitch could eat flour and shit cupcakes.
00:42:04Don't talk about cupcakes.
00:42:08I'm going to cough him up.
00:42:14Right on time.
00:42:23Yeah.
00:42:34Good.
00:42:35Good.
00:42:36A little touch-up paint.
00:42:38Now you have some of those dents.
00:42:40You're on the road.
00:42:46How's it going?
00:42:49Oh.
00:42:51It's a terrible habit you have, child.
00:43:06Just working on my car.
00:43:09These old Challengers are super cool.
00:43:12What's this?
00:43:13A 73?
00:43:17Yeah, that's exactly what it is, a 73.
00:43:20Make out cars to Max.
00:43:24I bet you that backseat could tell some old war stories.
00:43:29Probably is.
00:43:31This is a hell of a garage down here.
00:43:33It's my old man's.
00:43:35He used to be a hot rider back in the old days.
00:43:38Now he just customizes other people's cars.
00:43:41Says it keeps them young.
00:43:43Man, I can dig it.
00:43:45They're into cars?
00:43:50Oh, wow.
00:43:51A devil.
00:43:56Oh.
00:43:57Hey.
00:43:58Wait.
00:43:59Do you want to see something that is just really great?
00:44:02No.
00:44:03No, no, no.
00:44:04I'm not...
00:44:05Oh, no.
00:44:06Come on.
00:44:07You're going to love this.
00:44:08Wait.
00:44:09Wait, wait, wait.
00:44:10Wait, wait, wait.
00:44:11Wait a second.
00:44:12Wait a second.
00:44:13Oh, he's going to be so excited.
00:44:14He's going to be fabulous.
00:44:21Oh, my God.
00:44:24It's my dad's.
00:44:25Oh, this is a classic.
00:44:29It is totally custom.
00:44:31It's got a rebuilt special edition 428 Hemi,
00:44:35V8 supercharged,
00:44:37trip for speed auto,
00:44:39and a fuel injection for 747.
00:44:43This is the shit.
00:44:46I knew that you'd like it.
00:44:47How do you know so much about cars?
00:44:49God, I love them.
00:44:53There is nothing like a mean go-getter.
00:44:57You know, they say you can tell what a man's like
00:44:59by the kind of car that he drives.
00:45:13We're closing in.
00:45:16Yeah, good hot day for a killing.
00:45:27Toby?
00:45:32Good Lord.
00:45:33It's an uncharted asteroid belt
00:45:35swirling through space like a cosmic food processor.
00:45:38This computer calculates our survival
00:45:41at 70 billion and 12 to one.
00:45:45Shit.
00:45:47We've been hit.
00:45:49System malfunction, Walter.
00:45:51Power breach at 80%.
00:45:54She can't hold on much longer.
00:45:58Toby.
00:46:00Toby, Toby.
00:46:02Toby, Toby, Toby.
00:46:15Lock them and shock them, gentlemen.
00:46:17Just touch a little bastard with one of these,
00:46:20he'll be about as tough as a jelly full of pudding.
00:46:23Do me one small favor, fellas.
00:46:25When you're shooting at the chump he's traveling with,
00:46:27keep your eyes on the firearms.
00:46:29Mr. Wong has a tendency to take them away
00:46:31and use them on their owners.
00:46:33So, without any further ado,
00:46:35you three go around back.
00:46:37You guys take the garage,
00:46:38Conti the hedgehog,
00:46:39and my assistant,
00:46:41You guys take the garage,
00:46:42Conti the hedgehog,
00:46:43and myself will go in the front.
00:46:45Rock and roll, boys.
00:46:49Hey, we can have a fun day.
00:46:53Time to get up now.
00:46:56Hey.
00:47:00Hello.
00:47:11Hello.
00:47:17Who says violence is not the answer?
00:47:29Shit, the story of my life.
00:47:42Out of that bed and on your feet.
00:47:45Out of the cool and in the heat.
00:47:52Check the first floor.
00:47:53Sir.
00:48:01Sir.
00:48:03Sir.
00:48:04Sir.
00:48:05Sir.
00:48:06Sir.
00:48:07Sir.
00:48:08Sir.
00:48:09Sir.
00:48:10Sir.
00:48:11Sir.
00:48:12Sir.
00:48:13Sir.
00:48:14Sir.
00:48:15Sir.
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00:49:00Artisan, do you copy?
00:49:03I read you.
00:49:04We found the car.
00:49:06Good, stays sharp.
00:49:08Some party weekend this is.
00:49:35Yeah.
00:49:38Yeah.
00:49:41Yeah.
00:49:44Yeah.
00:49:47I don't know.
00:49:50Yeah.
00:49:53Yeah.
00:49:56Yeah.
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00:50:02Yeah.
00:50:05Yeah.
00:50:08Yeah.
00:50:29Shit!
00:50:59Goddamn!
00:52:00Where's Malik?
00:52:01He was working on the car.
00:52:02Can you get this to him?
00:52:03He can bake on his sweetcakes.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:05All right.
00:52:07Fuck!
00:52:08I'm gonna kill you!
00:52:09I'll kill you!
00:52:10I'll kill you!
00:52:11Can you get the spoon?
00:52:13They got us, we can't use it.
00:52:18Oh, okay.
00:52:41Come on.
00:53:11Ah!
00:53:41Ah!
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00:55:01Ah!
00:55:03Fuck!
00:55:11Say goodnight, Stacey.
00:55:31Gracie, you dork sicko.
00:55:36You good lookin'? You need a hand?
00:55:39No.
00:55:40Take that, though.
00:55:43Keep your head down.
00:55:44I got you covered.
00:55:45Got me, got me.
00:55:46Yeah.
00:55:48Okay.
00:56:00Oh, come on.
00:56:01What the fuck is this?
00:56:03Oh!
00:56:11Are you out of your mind?
00:56:15Okay.
00:56:17Never mind. Come on, come on.
00:56:19Shit.
00:56:30It's Bob Marley.
00:56:31This is Captain Empey. We're no deal.
00:56:33Man, you got bigger problems heading your way.
00:56:48Oh, shit!
00:57:18Whoa.
00:57:23Look out!
00:57:35You guys okay?
00:57:36We're doing our thing, man.
00:57:37They're coming. You hide in the back. I'll take care of them.
00:57:39Okay, go play.
00:57:49Come and get it.
00:57:51Take him down.
00:58:18He's fantastic.
00:58:48Oh, shit!
00:59:18Oh, shit!
00:59:49Hey!
00:59:58Ah!
00:59:59Ah!
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01:01:43Stick your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye, turbo driver.
01:01:53Jesus shit howdy, now that's eatin' pavement!
01:02:18Oh, they're destroying my motel!
01:02:24Stay here!
01:02:25Hey, wait, don't!
01:02:27Fuck that, I ain't stayin' here, come on!
01:02:37I got the front!
01:02:39Toby, come on!
01:02:47Oh, shit!
01:03:16Yes!
01:03:17What a shot!
01:03:18Booyah, baby, give me some, kid!
01:03:20Yes!
01:03:21Hey, now, wait a minute.
01:03:22What took you so long?
01:03:23What the hell were you doin' while I was gettin' my ass kicked?
01:03:25Well, I was catchin' up on an episode of Walter the Einstein Frog.
01:03:27What do you think I was doin'?
01:03:28Oh, really?
01:03:29You was catchin' up on-
01:03:30That is one really smart frog.
01:03:38What?
01:03:40What?
01:03:41What's so funny?
01:03:46Well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover boy, well, if you're a lover
01:04:16boy, well, if you're a lover boy.
01:04:38up the freeway spread it's gonna loan us his car he's my ex-boyfriend okay what's
01:04:49this we we you're not going anywhere hello remember me the one who helped you
01:04:57guys out back there it was Trey cool I was the ultimate the badness has to stop
01:05:12right here you can't come with us
01:05:18that is not fair you guys wrecked my motel you owe me wait a minute he might
01:05:27have wrecked your motel but I'm gonna take care okay you're not coming with us
01:05:33though
01:05:36oh okay okay you guys better come back here and I mean alive okay I must say it
01:05:58has been a pleasure
01:06:20hey I know I rock your uvula
01:06:28I don't know what the year is but definitely put some rocks in it baby
01:06:37take care of yourself you too
01:06:52hey you can see my face right so why don't you speak English as soon as my
01:06:57ugly mug pops up or do I have to fly over there and bitch slap you yeah I'm
01:07:08having a bad day mr. Lyle look we ain't no goddamn lost and found Lyle were
01:07:19assassins so why can't we just shoot the bastard stick an apple in his mouth roast
01:07:23him up for dinner and yank it's freaking hard out cuz frankly I'm sick
01:07:26and tired of having for your money an advanced model has been upgraded and
01:07:32it's already on its way via the Orient Express what you will be arriving in San
01:07:37Francisco shortly and we rendezvous with you you will work under his orders now
01:07:44you wait just a goddamn minute I'm not taking no orders from no turbo you will
01:07:48take orders mr. Madison this part of your job description at any rate we have
01:07:55no more years for the prototype and you can yank is freaking hot hot if it
01:08:00pleases you just bring it back to me in one piece
01:08:04try to make it up to me mr. Lyle goodbye mr. Manson
01:08:17the target's pinpointed at a resort not far from here report to the rendezvous
01:08:23point
01:08:39she said Apollo 14 right yeah my guess would be it's the one with the giant
01:08:44rocket ship sticking out
01:08:54you
01:09:07this is what makes America great yeah right that's too bad but why don't we
01:09:12get our wheels and get out of here huh
01:09:15hey man hey is spam around spam yeah spam went to the cooler he'll be back in
01:09:22a minute can I get you guys some drinks yeah give me two beers I'm
01:09:34thanks
01:09:41neither this you and me both tell me how you like the USA so far gunfire or sad
01:09:48good beer fast cars
01:09:55lousy singers let me see you get up there that's what I thought you better
01:10:02suck on that beer but
01:10:11I choose
01:10:18utilizing boot sequence
01:10:34give me a status report an operative in California its men are in position the
01:10:41storm is imminent
01:10:48you
01:10:55Toby Wong
01:10:59no this says different
01:11:05excuse me I get two more beers right over there
01:11:13shit
01:11:19see this
01:11:26what's going on be cool cool you be cool I'm with him I'm just showing your
01:11:36friend here oh he's got a goddamn tracking beacon built into his chest I
01:11:40had it never occurred to you that the bad guys always seem to know where you
01:11:44are I thought about it who the hell are you
01:11:50names Cantwell I don't shake hands so don't wave one at me I'm from
01:11:56Continental Technologies in Los Angeles
01:12:00contact that's right we got sent out to haul your valuable buttocks into the
01:12:05shop maybe this will help convince you
01:12:14$100,000 call it a down payment you'll get the rest on delivery
01:12:19don't pay me hey since we all buddy-buddy can I sit down and yes thank you thank
01:12:27you what are you doing you young man are very twitchy burn out that tracking
01:12:37you young man are very twitchy burn out that tracking beacon and want those
01:12:43Leon corporation scumbags screwing up our guys night out not doing
01:13:07here comes the Cavill let's swing our dicks
01:13:27you're too cool to let one mistake make you feel the way
01:13:37Oh
01:13:45nothing but a fine tooth comb
01:13:50you've been gone for a while now
01:13:55old black fits nice
01:13:57well Nick Brody won't you please go home
01:14:03won't you go home Nick Brody
01:14:07won't you go home
01:14:09you go home
01:14:11I got it my guy
01:14:13still in love with you
01:14:15you got a home and a wife
01:14:17a beautiful child
01:14:19who would a lie
01:14:21won't you go home
01:14:23won't you go home
01:14:25won't you go home
01:14:27won't you go home
01:14:29won't you go home
01:14:32won't you go home
01:14:34won't you go home
01:14:36won't you go home
01:14:38won't you go home
01:14:40you shot at the handsome bikes
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01:16:52What do we do now?
01:16:53Back to plan A.
01:16:54What's plan A?
01:16:55Focus shot.
01:16:56Good plan.
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01:19:47Shit, I didn't even get to finish my beer.
01:19:52No holes?
01:19:53No holes.
01:19:54So our work here is done, right?
01:19:55Done.
01:19:56Let's go.
01:20:00What's wrong?
01:20:08It's time to come home, Toby.
01:20:13I think you better go.
01:20:14No.
01:20:15We can kick his ass.
01:20:16He's the last one.
01:20:17Come on, me and you, man.
01:20:18I'm serious, Malik.
01:20:19We don't want to fight this guy.
01:20:20Fuck that.
01:20:21We'll kick his ass and take his coat.
01:20:25Can you see those glasses he's wearing?
01:20:27I don't know.
01:20:28I don't know.
01:20:29I don't know.
01:20:30I don't know.
01:20:31I don't know.
01:20:32I don't know.
01:20:33I don't know.
01:20:34I don't know.
01:20:35I don't know.
01:20:36Can you see those glasses he got?
01:20:46All right, no more playing?
01:20:47Absolutely.
01:20:48It's time for you to get the hell out of here.
01:20:49What?
01:20:50Hey, get off that, man.
01:20:51I told you I got your back.
01:20:52Listen, Malik, you have a wife and a daughter.
01:20:55Now go home.
01:20:57Go!
01:21:06Go!
01:21:36Go!
01:22:06Go!
01:22:36Hey, it's my favorite cheese-eating dick monkey.
01:23:07No!
01:23:18No, you don't!
01:23:36No!
01:24:07You ain't so bad.
01:24:08I ain't so bad.
01:24:09No, you hit like a girl, motherfucker.
01:24:10Let's go.
01:24:11You think you're bad?
01:24:12I know I'm bad.
01:24:13Let's go.
01:24:14I'll show you something big, long, and nasty.
01:24:15What the fuck?
01:24:16Time for weapon one.
01:24:17Ow!
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