Read allA Belfast man who steals cars for a living dreams of retiring to Barcelona. Suddenly he finds himself in conflict with a crazed gangster who desires the first man's girlfriend. The two decide to settle the situation with a race with 12 of their friends. They just need to steal the cars for the race.
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00:02:59Don't know I think I lost him I don't think they recognize me Johnny anyone that didn't know you before that meeting notion
00:03:05I would you stop going on about that Johnny listen to me
00:03:08You cannot stand up in a public meeting and then just stop robbing cars get a big round of applause and then go out
00:03:14And do it again. I got pissed off. I couldn't help myself
00:03:18Where's my passport it's in here
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00:03:36Was money asleep dead of the world I should be drinking hi
00:03:43You got George address on it 15k a Dallas Riles Barcelona
00:03:48Lot of good. I'll do you you're never gonna. Go till it's too late. Well. What else can I do you gonna?
00:03:55Hi
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00:05:17Hello
00:05:19Yeah, it's that Johnny T. How'd you guess?
00:05:23You're the only person I know what a weird accent. Thanks a lot. I'll get crunchy for you
00:05:29crunchy
00:05:40Please stop
00:05:45It's Johnny T
00:05:48What story would it be all right if I come down to stay the night?
00:05:52Cars, it's okay
00:05:54Could you ask Annie Mary for me?
00:05:56My mom won't mind you know that
00:05:58The only thing is why Christine is where they got kicked out with guff last night
00:06:02Great, just what I need a better peace and quiet
00:06:12I'll tell you when I get down listen you get your peace and quiet
00:06:21What's he at the station
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00:06:30So where is a mad bastard then don't be winding him open it look I came here to get my head sorted all right
00:06:44Anyway all I'm thinking about is Barcelona
00:06:47Barcelona me hope just cuz you've got a mate over there doesn't mean it's gonna be any better
00:06:52It was like talking about bleeding Barcelona
00:06:54No choice this time
00:06:57There's no money in a booty
00:07:04Johnny T
00:07:05How's it going?
00:07:07All right you Louise all right here have some of that fair play to you
00:07:13So who you on the run from this time
00:07:17All of them the mad bars are still in front of a big meeting and said he was a joyrider what
00:07:23Politicians and all the water
00:07:25He said there wasn't enough things for young people to do what you mean by things for young people
00:07:29Like sport and all that shit joyriding as a sport so what don't get prizes for it
00:07:35Do you he said he was going to give a look and then he went you got another car. That's more like it fuck
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00:09:07Watch figure that Johnny T boy. I'm fine. Thanks Walker. How are you?
00:09:10She getting smart cuz you can name the date any time he wants. Oh, he's not getting smart
00:09:16Come here. They tell you I was a stain a mug afternoon, so he's need think he's gonna be fine Jamie. It's killed
00:09:22We might let me stay back in the gas tonight
00:09:26What the fuck are you waiters looking at well then fuck off
00:09:35See you later crunchy you're right Louise see you later
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00:10:07Thought you were grounded Sharon I am you think I'm in me bedroom
00:10:13What if they check on you?
00:10:15Are you mad?
00:10:16He'd be down the court by now your dad kill you if he finds out sure he's always killing me anyway, so what's the difference?
00:10:26What I didn't do nothing you distracted me, that's it you did
00:10:32Cheer up, please is it a press me? Yeah, I think that'd be happy
00:10:40Jesus Louise your mom see us
00:10:44So what
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00:10:53What's the starty wagon
00:10:56We knock it for you on the way. Yeah, you might kick me out of gas again. She just took you back
00:11:01What's a painting that don't annoy me?
00:11:03And he smokes I'm a bummer come on them sake that's no
00:11:19We get some off on top should give us loads of Sharon's with you. You're a shit-stored bitch. Do you know that come on?
00:11:26We'll go buzz off
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00:11:44All right, I'm so what's the story story is I want to smoke make that for you I
00:11:54Can't give you something only seven day left
00:12:03Oh
00:12:08Cheers I like I
00:12:16You're a sap on don't you know that
00:12:18As much stuff as you Walker come on. You're all barred out. I'll leave it out
00:12:23I was only bad for last week if you don't show up. You'll be barred for life the whole lot of you
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00:12:38Asked a hard man in a uniform not as hard as you know Walker a
00:12:46What I'm not allowed laughs now
00:12:52What we gonna do now
00:12:54I don't know about you, but I have to do something. Otherwise. I'm only good depressed again
00:12:58This whole place is depressed
00:13:03Alright
00:13:04All right, did evolution pass you by you got a problem Walker
00:13:08Oh, we've got a problem or take you on any time any place anyway
00:13:12Oh, well, you wouldn't you wouldn't take me on in Belfast time you're on a double emoji. Oh fucking sick of the Paris
00:13:18Just want to take each other on this start with the bill
00:13:22All right, but let's do like civilized human beings. What are you on a bill? What am I on a bill?
00:13:28I'm on about a race
00:13:31So the problem is you don't know Belfast and you don't know Dublin
00:13:35So why don't we have a race starting in Dublin and ending in Belfast?
00:13:39That way the ball be fucked once. I
00:13:42Well, we better finish in Dublin because I don't think you were to get out of Belfast if we finish there
00:13:47No problem. Well, if the fellas are driving the girls have to be passengers. No way I'm driving here
00:13:52I'm wearing a new dress. Oh, I'm wearing me long boots
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00:13:59Don't know what I'm thinking. I'm not into this shit anymore. You're just not the same you were into a minute ago
00:14:05No, that's what I like about you Walker. You're so unpredictable
00:14:08Start using big words with me, but not a big word to get that word in the sports pages
00:14:13Or maybe you don't read the newspapers
00:14:24To get you look at me. It's not water man. All right, right. We're coming. Hi. No water. All right
00:14:43I'm gonna fucking kill him country. I don't care what you say. You shouldn't say that he can't read
00:14:49It's
00:14:51How the fuck was I supposed to know that?
00:14:53Don't really get a fuck only saying he's worse since his dad was put away. Sorry. Come on. We shouldn't be talking about
00:15:00Mama go down the shops and get a nice pop to take down that swelling
00:15:04Keep your head back
00:15:06What there was money involved?
00:15:10Go on
00:15:14Say it was 200 pound a car
00:15:16Do we not take it all all of us go where am I gonna get 200 pound?
00:15:23We can get 200 pound what are you telling me for retard?
00:15:29Listen, we've something always here
00:15:33Let's organize it
00:15:38I'd have to go back to Belfast
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00:15:48Don't know
00:16:11That looks really sexy on you, I hope you didn't blow all your money
00:16:14We're gonna have to do some serious drinking tonight girl. I'll tell you something. I won't know what that brother of mine
00:16:18What's this all here for? I don't know, but he's up to something
00:16:21Oh
00:16:41Right, there's fuck. How are you? All right, Becca. What about you?
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00:16:46Don't hate right that Bobby Boone Ripley are in there. It's Johnny T. It sounds like him
00:16:55How well Johnny what about you well Johnny T. How you doing Ripley? You okay? Are you all right?
00:17:00You sure I just heard what's happening. What's happening Bobby? Shut up. I'm weird. I will not let Johnny takes me
00:17:05I was gonna wait till gosh got here, but seen a spot cut to tell his little sister
00:17:09I told her cuz I didn't want her going
00:17:14Well, I may as well sit down if you're gonna make another speak, okay, see how I was down in Dublin
00:17:36What did you just say I was just saying that he's fucking nuts for coming back to Belfast that's all
00:17:44So that I miss anything gosh just listen a
00:17:48There's gonna be a race
00:17:49From Belfast to Dublin and the first car to get to the Pope's Cross is gonna be king of the roads
00:17:54Are you serious? Yeah, I mean nice for me account me in my way pack wanna come with me. Yes
00:17:59Yes, this doesn't care about big brother
00:18:02You never let me have any fun
00:18:04Well, I'm going and you needn't think getting gas a hard time is gonna stop me either
00:18:08Jesus Johnny you've always to push things one bit too far, don't you?
00:18:11But do wait till I tell you it's 200 pounds a car and there's three cars going from Dublin, that's real money
00:18:19Well, that's me off to Barcelona when I went
00:18:23Up on dollar I'm gonna sell my guitar. I won't even have to thieve it. So when is it bigger? Well, that's the other thing
00:18:30It's tonight
00:18:32Johnny is serious doggy. You're happy days. I'll wait for this. I don't start planning. Okay, making it
00:18:37So I'm a question. I think with a fox post crossman answer coming right up. It's not a big pot
00:18:42They have down there. Where's that Phoenix Park? They call it. How are you supposed to find that?
00:18:46I should we'll just ask them on where it is. Don't be sorting that out
00:18:54What's the situation with the money?
00:18:55Well, we were gonna bury the money at Pope's Cross, but we didn't have the time
00:18:58So we decided that mean whacker would take each tribes money if that's all right with you
00:19:03whacker
00:19:05Thought he was a fucking my bastard. Yes
00:19:08Do you know something just get you out of here? I might not be a bad thing at all
00:19:13I'm coming with you. There's no way big. Yes way. I'm gonna make sure you get on that bloody plane. No
00:19:20That's conditional what you're going, right?
00:19:32Yeah
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00:20:02Feet are killing me. So am I if we have to get out of the car and run?
00:20:07What are you gonna do then? Well, you just make sure I don't have to run
00:20:16Is he completely blind
00:20:21Anthem Anthem
00:20:31Resorted. Yep. Get on
00:20:33Come on
00:20:40You have enough fair play gentle, let's go shopping
00:20:48Six junior first Belfast, please. Are you sure user under 16?
00:20:57You sure user of right in course we are
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00:21:44Played it
00:21:46To bring any of that stuff. Did you fucking face cream? What do you call it?
00:21:50Face cream, would you snap out of your booze? Who's for spit if your face is dirty? You Polly?
00:21:56It's not making me scared of you
00:21:58You only have to use a little bit
00:22:01No
00:22:04She's worse
00:22:07Have dry skin, right we got a problem with that. Yeah
00:22:12Where you and your horrors for each other, you know that way you get a bad feeling there something the poxy train now
00:22:20Yeah, well, maybe we should be getting off the poxy train. He's realized they still have guns up there
00:22:25Will you chill the fuck out with your guns? Yeah, but you sure up you put me off it now
00:22:29I use it to press me fuck you
00:22:34Oh
00:22:36They're after depressing me so coming over here to the press use and believe me these will be depressed
00:22:43So oh, he's talking about the Ritz and all yeah
00:22:49No fucking talk then
00:22:52Go on crunchy. What were you saying? I'm not saying nothing. We're going to Horace. Yeah, I'm me Horace. So what I
00:22:58Go on crunchy. Tell us all your problems
00:23:01He doesn't realize that the waters overlooked it and I suppose you know all about it. Yeah
00:23:06When was the last time you were up there?
00:23:14Look all I'm saying is the Nord is going to know where it's easy to get across the border
00:23:19We don't know I'm about that shit
00:23:21If we follow them just to the border we can eat them for daughter soon as we get across and all I'm saying is
00:23:26It's a fucking race. We follow a nobody and why have you guys stopped at a checkpoint? Nobody stop at me a no checkpoint
00:23:32Yeah, that's my man Walker. I'll tell you something if there's soldiers there with guns
00:23:36They'll stop you and you won't have nothing to say about it. Leave me child
00:23:40What you think?
00:23:45When the doors locked away what go will play I hope that's a replicant
00:23:52Replicant whatever
00:23:55Yeah
00:23:58Jesus Walker, don't you that's Rachel. Whatever you do should be hyper to bits
00:24:16We must be fucking
00:24:24Fuck
00:24:31Mark check cameras
00:24:36Slim Jim's check cops
00:24:40check
00:24:42You move back check. Here you go
00:24:47Thanks
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00:24:52Take this and keep it safe. I'm gonna give you a ring every now and then to make sure everything's all right
00:24:57Do you hear me? Yes, I do
00:25:06Well, tell me tell me what's happening
00:25:12Did you get the keys yep, here they are
00:25:15One of these is gonna fit
00:25:18Right. Tell me man. It's gonna be sweet in a minute. Everything's gonna go go. All right, it's gotta be curl
00:25:34Today soldiers are police fucking Nazis the last week's in uniforms
00:25:45I
00:25:54Swear to me shitless
00:25:56Cruelty a few Commodore's lost one points to head off
00:26:00What told you my sense of direction was bollocks?
00:26:15Oh
00:26:46Oh
00:26:56What's the story we going in a wall
00:27:15Oh
00:27:19Crunchy I started story
00:27:26Hey, this is guys his girlfriend Bobby
00:27:29He's not taking the photographs. Oh, that's for a plane spot
00:27:34This is Sharon. Hi. Hi. And this is Louise. This is Johnny T's sister. All right, Bill. So you're Louise
00:27:40Yeah, that's a lovely skirt
00:27:43You know Johnny's going to Barcelona, huh? He's always going to Barcelona. Yeah, this time he has to know what you're telling me for
00:27:50Good, you want to smoke? They're not doing my place up yet. No, no
00:27:54You started
00:27:57I'll show you mine if you show me yours
00:28:12Tristan
00:28:20But showtime
00:28:42I
00:29:13I
00:29:15I
00:29:45I
00:29:59Keep an eye on that Johnny table
00:30:15I
00:30:30See a cabaret
00:30:45Oh
00:31:15Oh
00:31:46The door is open
00:31:54Thunderbirds I go
00:32:07We're on
00:32:12Oh Jesus, please don't let us be lost
00:32:15Oh
00:32:45Good
00:33:15Oh
00:33:19Yeah, that's what you
00:33:34Jesus what I have to get the rate
00:33:40You wouldn't dare
00:33:45Let me in right fucking brain
00:33:56She's my car and on the boss, right?
00:34:15I
00:34:45I
00:35:15I
00:35:45I
00:36:15Oh
00:36:42Fuck I'm bollocks
00:36:44Sorry, I've had just bollocks
00:36:47Me Tim present course license. Oh, mr. Spock 10-4. Mrs. Ripley poor position. Mr. Spock fails good. Mrs. Ripley
00:36:55tab time
00:36:57Perhaps top time is all the time. Mrs. Ripley. That's a big 10-4. Mr. Spock
00:37:07Cousin attitude signs perhaps make it so
00:37:14I
00:37:44Oh
00:38:14I'm already getting off the motorway already
00:38:44Oh
00:39:14Oh
00:39:44I
00:39:46I
00:40:08Tell me brothers you were gonna leave me in Belfast do you so you just wait like hell
00:40:17I'm gonna leave me there. That's for me to know if you to find out isn't it?
00:40:43You wouldn't have it in you
00:40:46You
00:40:55How the fuck was you know what anybody hasn't when you spent your whole time talking
00:41:00putting people down
00:41:02You know nothing about nobody cuz you never shut the fuck up. You never give anybody a bleeding chance cuz you never fucking listen
00:41:17You
00:41:24Did you bring any music with you
00:41:29Sorry, excuse me, am I allowed to speak?
00:41:46I didn't bring any music. Did you yeah
00:42:16I
00:42:18Listen there I wouldn't have left you behind
00:42:35I could have to make over lost him
00:42:46I
00:43:00Tend to lose a cling-ons
00:43:16I
00:43:18Came out of nowhere. He just appeared in front of us
00:43:29It wouldn't have been their fault. Yeah, we're looking for him. Oh, he was driving. That's so manager
00:43:46Give a loser cling-ons with a Shirley. This is too easy. Don't call me Shirley
00:44:16Oh
00:44:46I
00:45:16I
00:45:46I
00:45:54Hope in the force will glasses. Yeah. Yeah
00:46:08Thanks
00:46:16I
00:46:26Was just leaving Belfast they could say they drove me out, but this is different
00:46:33Still can't believe you go
00:46:35As soon as I win this race
00:46:37I'm going straight to Dublin Airport in a taxi and the first plane of Barcelona. It's gonna have me on it
00:46:46I
00:46:50See why he's driving never beat this baby and that's it. I don't know what you're worrying about him for the race
00:46:57Wait, I'm behind him
00:46:59Wait till I get to the bar. Then I'll show you a race this baby. No 120. No, but this is a race
00:47:05I'm following nobody. This is personal
00:47:16Oh
00:47:20Sake how the fuck do we gonna enter this mad place? We didn't you did
00:47:31I don't like you scary
00:47:37No crunch, let's ask them over there
00:47:47All right. Hey, yeah, can you tell us how to get a roll to go to Dublin don't a Dublin are you? Yeah
00:47:55I'll pay holidays and I'll take it. Yeah, look, can you just tell us how to get away?
00:47:59Oh, I sure no problem
00:48:00Now you have to turn the car in first take a right there not straight travel for about a hundred yards
00:48:04Take your first left straight ahead. You're on your way
00:48:08alright, listen
00:48:11Lovely car you've got there. Hey, yeah
00:48:16I
00:48:46Don't know exactly what that inbred said. I really don't like this
00:48:55He said turn the car around take the right force left the cop sure doesn't even know how I was on bleeding town
00:49:16Jesus who is it? It's not the Salvation Army
00:49:25What are they gonna do
00:49:29I'm not gonna get a chance to do nothing on a crotch eat a focus
00:49:46Oh
00:50:17Okay, well you picked the wrong time to take a piss in
00:50:25Right, come on
00:50:37Crunch
00:50:47Oh
00:51:00Shop ahead don't know about your blue bleeding star
00:51:03Oh
00:51:15What are you stopping here for I told you we're gonna get some grub
00:51:20We um
00:51:22But if I drove to the shop and he see this it's weird getting out
00:51:25They're gonna make a phone call Andy. They're gonna say there's a tiny dude out of here. He's in a rubbed car
00:51:30It's a Volkswagen Golf at registration, right and so you don't have to bite me head off every time I open me mouth
00:51:37You have to give me a chance as well, you know
00:51:41I'm gonna stop giving out. No, okay
00:51:44Okay
00:51:54You go boys
00:52:00Give us ten blackjacks
00:52:18Six store bolts
00:52:30Twenty-cola
00:52:38Twenty-four salad
00:52:40I
00:53:01You got me there all day
00:53:10Oh
00:53:22These are for you
00:53:31Listen
00:53:33Don't tell yours I get into you
00:53:36Get no slacking as a lazy, you know
00:53:39Anto I won't tell anyone
00:53:45Don't think I'm going soft on you, you know, thanks
00:53:48I
00:54:06Fuck she don't go this way
00:54:08stupid bastard
00:54:10Who's the super bad? We know what you're gonna say. So just shut the fuck up
00:54:14Don't tell me to shut up. Shut the fuck up. I'm trying to join you're sitting there making me head
00:54:20You're not racing me you're racing him
00:54:44I
00:54:56Did you see that what let's say did you see it know what
00:55:07Are we really across the border
00:55:09Oh
00:55:13We are now you know that someone come out and put that sign up just to confuse us
00:55:39I
00:56:09I
00:56:39I
00:56:54Good job you had smokes left. Yeah
00:56:57Yeah
00:57:04How would you do if you won the lottery
00:57:08The boy one of these the granddaughter looks, you know
00:57:14I'd be on the first plane to Mayorkas and I'd never come back
00:57:20Would you not go away anywhere
00:57:22Yeah, well there is one place. Yeah
00:57:26You're gonna tell me oh, no, you'll only start slagging me
00:57:35By one of these and they'd head towards don't you go don't you go
00:57:41Yeah, I went up there last year in another speaking holiday
00:57:44slave lakes never
00:57:46the highest sea cliff face in Europe
00:57:49You'd want to say certain
00:57:512,000 feet straight off the sea
00:57:54To get this a lot of tapes if you can't head up there and just look at it
00:58:04Would it be just you gonna yeah
00:58:07Well, that's somebody else wanted to go up
00:58:10What if there was someone else
00:58:13Tell him you just made him with it
00:58:19Listen not to I'm sorry about all the slagging and all
00:58:24I'll tell you your tongue's as sharp as a blade, right? Don't you know that? How would you know you don't even shave yet?
00:58:32We can't win a talk. I know
00:58:36This song is good or some other things
00:58:40Jesus Christ
00:58:53I
00:59:24Got cops
00:59:49Fuck no
00:59:52I can't pass the river Mara we've had
01:00:15Not with them they'll probably back off in that fucking farmer
01:00:21I
01:00:52Oh
01:00:54Type
01:01:19Fucking scumbags, no
01:01:24What's he doing
01:01:54Oh
01:02:05Jesus Christ, we're all fuck me
01:02:07My mouth are getting shot. It doesn't even work
01:02:10look
01:02:12Jesus Christ Wacker, you are one lucky bastard. You're only grace. I don't believe this
01:02:20Yeah, give me me fucking car back it's my fucking car we robbed it would you get fucking real Walker
01:02:28What are you slowing down for
01:02:31Hey, what's wrong?
01:02:35Jesus Christ, I'm all right John. Just make sure they don't catch us. You've been shot. I'm all right. Don't know that Walker
01:02:50I didn't mean for hold on hold on. Where's the nearest hospital? I'm heading for
01:02:58My hand hold on we get you out with this is it far
01:03:08We get you to a hospital come through my legs
01:03:11course you can
01:03:13look
01:03:15felt that didn't
01:03:17Of course you did
01:03:28Feels good doesn't it? We might used to do that for me when I was sick
01:03:37Made me feel better
01:03:48I
01:03:53Jesus my sister
01:03:57Probably would you ring her?
01:04:17I
01:04:48you
01:05:10We got another cow be waiting here early
01:05:12You should just get out of here you're a big trouble Walker. No that'll be waiting
01:05:42I
01:06:12I
01:06:19Stabilized her condition. She's gonna be fine someone will let you know when you can see her
01:06:29Listen come here tell us about Barcelona. I
01:06:34Don't really know anything about it
01:06:37I've got a mate over there. I can stay with for a little while
01:06:40Other than that I only know it's sunny
01:06:42Do you know that myself?
01:06:45You're not got a job or nothing there. No
01:06:49Never been anywhere before
01:06:52I've hardly ever been able to open
01:06:54Why don't you come over with me? Oh?
01:06:57Yeah, I could already
01:07:03If we ever get out of this will you come to Barcelona with me
01:07:08Yeah
01:07:38I
01:07:40I
01:07:42I
01:07:44I
01:08:06Jerry I
01:08:08Wasn't able to see her. They said she was gonna be all right
01:08:11She's probably better off than we are
01:08:15Where the fuck am I going by the way keep going straight? I'll tell you when it's on
01:08:29Fuck helicopter
01:08:44I
01:09:02Go and see if he's gone no sit tight
01:09:14What the fuck are we gonna do then sit here till we get a fucking invitation go on and check
01:09:44I'm a helicopter. We're okay
01:10:14I
01:10:16Don't know you're not going very fast. Are you know what are you thinking about?
01:10:26You wouldn't want to know try
01:10:31I was just thinking about those holiday homes. We passed back there
01:10:36That didn't seem to be anybody in them. Why are you now?
01:10:40What about the race?
01:10:42I don't fancy going back to Dublin. We've only just left the place
01:10:48Yeah
01:10:50If that's the way you feel you're going the wrong way, aren't you?
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01:11:37We just couldn't overtake him on the inside
01:11:42Jesus Christ
01:12:02I don't know how long I've been driving at 10 miles per hour. Do you think even dress?
01:12:07I don't I don't even want to get back into the car
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01:12:32We're right in the border there's a river down there the other sides of Republic
01:12:36There's a checkpoint only about a mile up the road there, but that's the only part where we can get across the river
01:12:42listen
01:12:44Like I'm waiting all over
01:12:46He was gone
01:12:50Call him Louise what's going on with you stick him with me care
01:13:00The whole place to be crawling with soldiers, what are you talking about?
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01:13:31Won't you tell me about Barcelona Parker you come back to us
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