The wife (Necar Zadegan) of a pastor who preaches against homosexuality embarks on an affair with a female writer (Traci Dinwiddie).
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00:03:25It's really pretty, isn't it?
00:03:32I need to go for a swim.
00:03:40We'll do it.
00:03:42And if soulmates exist, how can we be sure that that person we meet or the person that
00:03:48we're sharing our life with is the one?
00:03:52Here are a few stories that may shed some light on the subject.
00:03:56I'll let you be the judge.
00:04:07Our families, they kept us apart for ten years.
00:04:15Lost track.
00:04:20Then one day, I was in the airport on my way to London for school.
00:04:28I saw the back of Rashid's head from across an entire airport.
00:04:34I knew it was him.
00:04:37I turned as if I had no control over my body.
00:04:41I turned and I saw him.
00:04:44I saw him, this man, this beautiful man who I love.
00:04:50This man that I love.
00:04:53That is what I'm talking about.
00:04:54That's what I'm talking about.
00:04:55The twin flame.
00:04:57The ultimate love connection.
00:05:20You know, I heard someone might be ovulating this morning.
00:05:23Mm-hmm.
00:05:24That wouldn't happen to be you, would it?
00:05:27And I'll be right back.
00:05:30Okay.
00:05:57I love you.
00:06:11Goodnight.
00:06:19There are no guarantees in life, Peyton.
00:06:29Be prepared for anything.
00:06:46So, what time will you meet us?
00:06:50Not sure.
00:06:53Don't tell me you're not coming.
00:06:54Well, Millie, I really have a lot to do.
00:06:56I'm very busy.
00:06:57Oh, it's very clear God's got your back.
00:06:59You're running everything here so smoothly.
00:07:01But you have to commit to your faith and put it to real work.
00:07:06Well, you know, I teach the kinder program on Saturday mornings, but I really just don't
00:07:11think that your interpretation is the best.
00:07:14Please, interpretation.
00:07:15That's the oldest trick in the book.
00:07:17But given that the Bible was written thousands of years ago...
00:07:18They are tearing us apart with all their marriage talk and liberal judges ruling willy-nilly
00:07:23in their favor.
00:07:24Oh, no, we are not going to stand by and allow it, Mrs. Winters.
00:07:29Shame on you.
00:07:31Shame on you for undermining your husband's work, but more importantly, God's work.
00:07:39Elena.
00:07:49I'm sorry, Millie.
00:07:50She's just...
00:07:51She's been really tired.
00:07:52It's okay.
00:07:53I've already forgiven her.
00:07:54I knew it.
00:07:55If you'll excuse me.
00:07:56Yeah, sure.
00:07:57If you'll excuse me.
00:07:58Yeah, sure.
00:08:27Why do people drink tea?
00:08:38It's a very civilized way to pass the time, but I drink tea, Peyton, because there's nothing
00:08:43that a good cup of tea can't fix.
00:08:57I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, period.
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12I know how much you want this, but maybe we're trying too hard.
00:09:19Maybe we should ask God, pray to God to bring us another child.
00:09:27Millie?
00:09:47Hey, sweetie, it's Eleanor.
00:09:50Um, the family's a bit concerned.
00:09:53No one's heard from you in days.
00:09:55We know you like your privacy, but the nursing home call, then...
00:10:00You know, your mom would be pretty horrified
00:10:02if she knew you hadn't gone to pick up her belongings yet.
00:10:20Now then, for those of you debating
00:10:22the telemetry qualities of that special someone,
00:10:25let us look at a few of the criteria
00:10:27that are absolutely necessary
00:10:29if this person is indeed your twin flame.
00:10:32First of all, this person may come in an unusual package,
00:10:38not your typical type.
00:10:40I was a nun for years,
00:10:42and I was working at the food bank when she came in,
00:10:46looking like the bad side of awful.
00:10:50And so I got her into treatment and found her a welding job,
00:10:54you know, got her back on her feet.
00:10:56And somewhere during all of that,
00:10:59I fell deeply in love with her.
00:11:03But it was against everything that I believed in,
00:11:07so I prayed and went into seclusion,
00:11:10but nothing that I did could keep her from my mind.
00:11:17And then one morning I woke up in the hospital.
00:11:23God, I was scared.
00:11:25You were pale.
00:11:27Apparently I'd passed out from dehydration,
00:11:30and when I came to, there was Jackie,
00:11:35sitting there like an angel.
00:11:38I thought I'd never see her again.
00:11:41When I did...
00:11:47And I knew from that moment,
00:11:50even though my entire life had been devoted
00:11:53to the church and Catholic scripture,
00:11:57I knew that my God loved Jackie...
00:12:03and loved me loving her.
00:12:05You're gonna love this one.
00:12:07It's called Celemetry by the Stars.
00:12:09My beautiful wife, Lily, arranged the whole thing.
00:12:12See you there.
00:12:13Ah! As if on cue.
00:12:16Hey, baby.
00:12:20I'm about to go snap up that Internet company
00:12:23that's been cut off at its knees.
00:12:26They only knew what a pussycat you really are.
00:12:29I mean, seriously, do I look like I belong
00:12:32with this jet-setting businesswoman?
00:12:34Or any woman, for that matter?
00:12:36All my life, everybody thought I was gay.
00:12:39Was it my sensitivity,
00:12:41my extensive collection of Barbra Streisand memorabilia,
00:12:44who can say?
00:12:46When it comes to Lily, it's the real deal.
00:12:48He's all yours.
00:12:49You are going to love this story...
00:12:52or not.
00:12:54Let's get you a drink.
00:12:56You're not doing anything wrong. Stop that.
00:13:01Maybe it's a sign, hmm?
00:13:03Well, that's why we're adopting.
00:13:05Listen, my exquisite angel,
00:13:08I know you better than anybody.
00:13:11My God, between your archaic parents
00:13:14and Barry's crusades du jour,
00:13:16it's a testament to your strength.
00:13:19Or complete insanity.
00:13:21But tell me something.
00:13:25What's in this for you?
00:13:27Come on, give me your hands.
00:13:29Give me your hands.
00:13:31I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times,
00:13:34he is not your twin flame, all right?
00:13:36This silly little congregation.
00:13:40Oh.
00:13:42Interesting.
00:13:44What?
00:13:48I'm getting that you should pursue the adoption.
00:13:54Ugh.
00:13:56Someone is definitely coming into your life
00:13:59in a big way.
00:14:01Yes, a baby.
00:14:03That's not what I'm seeing.
00:14:05I love that you do all of this.
00:14:08I know I do.
00:14:10I just, I'm not sure that I believe you.
00:14:12Sweetheart, there is no denying what I'm seeing here.
00:14:15Your destiny is gonna happen whether you like it or not.
00:14:19I know what I'm talking about.
00:14:21I know you do.
00:14:24Secondly, they meet, randomly,
00:14:28possibly the only place their worlds could intersect.
00:14:31Sorry, I just had a quick question.
00:14:33Sure.
00:14:34I couldn't help but notice that I'm the only single person here
00:14:37and I just wanted to know, um,
00:14:39I mean, I have a job as a writer.
00:14:41I just, I didn't know if there was a longer process.
00:14:44No, it's just as long whether you're single or married.
00:14:47And all the paperwork is right in here for you.
00:14:49Okay, thank you.
00:14:51Are you, are these yours?
00:14:53Oh, thank you.
00:14:54I'm sorry, I'm so silly.
00:14:56It happens to me all the time.
00:14:58I just forgot my bag.
00:15:03I don't mean to pry, but are you okay?
00:15:06Oh, yes, I'm just, I, um...
00:15:11It's all just a little bit overwhelming.
00:15:13Yeah, I know.
00:15:16I heard you talking, um...
00:15:20Why do you want to do this alone?
00:15:24Well, it hadn't really been the plan, but...
00:15:27You know what? It's a long story.
00:15:30Right. You're the writer.
00:15:33That's funny.
00:15:35What about you? What do you do?
00:15:37I'm a photographer, actually.
00:15:39Oh, really?
00:15:40Yeah, I used to be a photographer.
00:15:42I've got to be going.
00:15:44Okay. Um, do you have a card?
00:15:46I'm always looking for photographers.
00:15:48I do.
00:15:54It's, um, well, it's kind of old.
00:15:58It's great. It works.
00:16:00Thank you.
00:16:01Sure. You're welcome.
00:16:03Thank you.
00:16:04Bye.
00:16:05Bye.
00:16:20Hey, T, where are you?
00:16:22In the kitchen.
00:16:25Thank you.
00:16:27Thank God you live across the street.
00:16:29I am so stuck in a loop here.
00:16:31Oh.
00:16:33She's out.
00:16:34Help a sister out, will you?
00:16:36Well, here we go.
00:16:38For medicinal purposes, note to you.
00:16:41Is there a cricket in the house?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43That's going to drive me freaking mad.
00:16:45Oh, great. Okay, shush, it's a cricket.
00:16:47Yeah, I just feel so out of control.
00:16:50I mean, you'd think I'd be able to beat it.
00:16:52I wrote the damn book on it.
00:16:54Oh, come on.
00:16:56That was before your mom's death.
00:16:59Not to mention psycho chick cheating on you with my girlfriend.
00:17:03Wasn't all her fault.
00:17:05You know, I was completely M.I.A. once my mom got sick.
00:17:10Yeah, you're way too forgiving.
00:17:13Honestly, I don't know why you wanted to procreate with her anyway.
00:17:16I mean, you have seen Rosemary's baby.
00:17:21You know, at least with Margaret, we were compatible.
00:17:24Yeah.
00:17:27Lombard, I've known you since high school,
00:17:30and you were with her because she was safe.
00:17:32There was about as much passion between you and Devil Woman
00:17:34as a bloody rice cracker.
00:17:36I mean, they're very nice, but I don't want one in my vagina,
00:17:39and I'm absolutely sure that you don't either.
00:17:41Oh, my God.
00:17:43You know, and I know I'm different, you know.
00:17:46I go through them like socks in a drawer,
00:17:49but at least I get to feel.
00:17:52I get highs, lows, schmucky,
00:17:57and all good and fucky.
00:18:00So you are going to have to put your wonderful heart out there
00:18:03and get to feel all these wonderful feelings too.
00:18:07But until that time, you are under strict orders
00:18:09to only do things that make you feel good.
00:18:12Not bad. Good.
00:18:15Oh, God.
00:18:23Don't ever let them see your pain, Peyton.
00:18:28Don't let your guard down. Ever.
00:18:32Look, Lombard, this love guru is supposed to be the absolute best.
00:18:37Okay, Wave. Anything to get out of this house.
00:18:42You know that chick I was seeing on Friday?
00:18:44Mm-hmm.
00:18:45She was dating Aaron and my ex.
00:18:47I don't even want to hear it.
00:18:49You said your eyes were wide open.
00:18:51Yeah, well, I'm legally blind in my left eye,
00:18:54so thank you very much for your sensitivity.
00:18:57You know what you're like?
00:18:58You're like the lesbian Jennifer Aniston.
00:19:01Why the hell do you think we're going to this thing?
00:19:06Hmm, where are you going all dolled up?
00:19:08Oh, you know I'm going to Tyler's event.
00:19:11Oh, yeah, that's right.
00:19:12You know, I still don't get it.
00:19:14He was on his way to being one of the best directors in film school,
00:19:17and now he's messing around with his soul food.
00:19:20Telemetry.
00:19:21Telemetry, yeah.
00:19:23Yeah, I don't get it.
00:19:28He lives for this.
00:19:30And I live for this.
00:19:35You know, maybe you could wear this next date night.
00:19:37Yeah?
00:19:38Yeah.
00:19:39Well, maybe if you get lucky, I'll get home early.
00:19:42Yeah?
00:19:43Yeah. I'll see you later.
00:19:47Yeah, cool.
00:19:50Look, Floorboard, this love guru is supposed to be the absolute best.
00:19:55Tell me why I have to go to this thing again.
00:19:57Because if I do find my soul mate, you must approve.
00:20:05And I figured, you know, you'd find you one while we're at it.
00:20:08Love, one and one are one.
00:20:17The heart of love reveals the beauty of our soul.
00:20:30How many times do our eyes simply not see?
00:20:35Your soul mate could be standing right next to you right now,
00:20:38and you wouldn't even know it.
00:20:40That's because you have your true self,
00:20:43and what I call your celebrity self,
00:20:46the one that's obsessed with ego,
00:20:47the one that wants the hunk or the thick brown hair,
00:20:51the bedroom eyes.
00:20:52Ah, you know what I'm talking about, don't you?
00:20:54You know, you recognize.
00:20:55You really recognize.
00:20:58These pairings never work out.
00:21:01And when they fail, we wonder why, why, why,
00:21:04with our broken hearts and our bruised egos.
00:21:07Now, don't get me wrong,
00:21:08I'm not saying that physical attraction isn't important.
00:21:11Of course it is.
00:21:13Hello.
00:21:14What I am saying is,
00:21:16don't confuse the attraction to the physical
00:21:19with the yearning of the soul.
00:21:22Given its chance, the true self, the higher self,
00:21:25will always break through to find its soul partner.
00:21:30And trust me,
00:21:31it could come from the person you least expected.
00:21:37Chew on that.
00:21:38And some hors d'oeuvres.
00:21:39I'm going to start my readings in a few minutes.
00:21:41Welcome, welcome.
00:21:47That woman over there?
00:21:48No, no, don't look, don't look.
00:21:52She's trying to hit on me.
00:21:55Seriously.
00:21:56Seriously.
00:21:57Come on.
00:22:00Oh, my God, she is not coming over here.
00:22:03Uh, uh, excuse me.
00:22:05I'm sorry.
00:22:07Hey.
00:22:08Hey.
00:22:10There you are.
00:22:11Oh, my God, could she be any more stunning?
00:22:15You look really great.
00:22:16Thank you.
00:22:17I am Tyler Montague, and you are?
00:22:19Peyton.
00:22:20I actually met Peyton at the adoption center.
00:22:22Small world.
00:22:23It is.
00:22:24Small world, six degrees.
00:22:25What does that even mean?
00:22:26It's this delusion with accidents.
00:22:30I'm going to start my readings.
00:22:39Well, since this was obviously reordained,
00:22:42do you want to get a drink?
00:22:45I would love to.
00:22:46Okay.
00:22:48I feel like I'm at the races,
00:22:50always picking the wrong horse.
00:22:52That's just it.
00:22:53Has it ever occurred to let love find you?
00:22:56Peyton, you're so brave.
00:22:59To want to have a baby on your own.
00:23:02And you never thought about getting married.
00:23:05Oh, I was married.
00:23:06Oh, I thought you said you were single.
00:23:08I am, now.
00:23:11Oh, I'm sorry.
00:23:12It's okay.
00:23:13I'm sorry.
00:23:14How long were you married?
00:23:16Six years.
00:23:19You?
00:23:21Fifteen.
00:23:22What happened?
00:23:25I don't know.
00:23:27I guess all the predictable stuff.
00:23:30My partner couldn't handle all the time
00:23:32I spent with my ailing mother.
00:23:35Your partner?
00:23:36Mm-hmm.
00:23:38I don't know.
00:23:40I don't know.
00:23:41Your partner?
00:23:42Mm-hmm.
00:23:44Your partner.
00:23:46Your, um...
00:23:48Gay.
00:23:52Well, I think that that is just fine.
00:23:55I voted no on Prop 8.
00:23:58Or was it yes on Prop 8?
00:24:00I don't know.
00:24:01It was all very, very confusing,
00:24:03but I know that I voted the right way.
00:24:06I mean, I voted your way.
00:24:09I just...
00:24:10I don't want you to think that it's a problem for me,
00:24:12because it's really not.
00:24:13I mean, why would it be?
00:24:16Oh, God.
00:24:17I'm sounding really ridiculous.
00:24:19You're fine.
00:24:20Well, apparently, I am the inspiration
00:24:22for Looking for Love in All the Wrong Places.
00:24:27Oh.
00:24:28Well, looks like this was a bust for me,
00:24:30but, um, you two...
00:24:32Leave.
00:24:33This is Elena Winters.
00:24:35Pleased to meet you.
00:24:36I, uh, really have to run.
00:24:38My husband has early services tomorrow.
00:24:41Oh.
00:24:43Barry's a pastor.
00:24:45Oh.
00:24:47That, um...
00:24:49Cool.
00:24:53It was nice running into you again.
00:24:56Pleased to meet you, Wave.
00:24:58I will see you.
00:24:59Thanks.
00:25:00Yeah.
00:25:01Hey.
00:25:02Yeah.
00:25:07You fancier.
00:25:08No, she fancies you.
00:25:10Don't even talk to me.
00:25:12Did you know that a snail can sleep for three years?
00:25:15Mm-mm.
00:25:16Can you even imagine waking up one day
00:25:19to realize that you'd literally slept half of your life away?
00:25:27Nash.
00:25:28I heard you skipped Bible study.
00:25:30Yep.
00:25:31Sure did.
00:25:33I really don't care what they're crusading against.
00:25:36And Dad doesn't either.
00:25:37Your dad...
00:25:38Got the role of a lifetime mom.
00:25:40Playing pastor was the only gig he could actually book.
00:25:43Come on.
00:25:44You know it.
00:25:45We all know it.
00:25:49What?
00:25:56Hello?
00:25:57Yeah.
00:25:58Yeah, she's right here.
00:26:00Oh.
00:26:01So you guys want to get some ice cream?
00:26:03Yeah.
00:26:05Nash, take a jacket.
00:26:06No.
00:26:07Would you make them take a jacket?
00:26:08Take one.
00:26:10Get your jacket.
00:26:11Elena.
00:26:12Oh, hi, Peyton.
00:26:14Do you remember the Women's Glory project I was talking about?
00:26:17I was wondering if I could see some samples of your work.
00:26:23I could, um...
00:26:25bring my portfolio over.
00:26:27I could even do it tomorrow.
00:26:36These are good.
00:26:39I'm impressed.
00:26:44Oh.
00:26:45She's beautiful.
00:26:46Children are my favorite subjects.
00:26:48I love the setup.
00:26:49They're so innocent.
00:26:50They're so raw.
00:26:51They show everything they're feeling.
00:26:54I love this one.
00:26:58That's me, actually.
00:27:02It's great.
00:27:03I had an idea, I lit it, and I thought,
00:27:07might as well.
00:27:11It's really good.
00:27:12I mean, they're all good.
00:27:15Why didn't you keep this up?
00:27:18You know,
00:27:19family,
00:27:22life.
00:27:29Phew.
00:27:31I think it's a wonderful project, Peyton.
00:27:34I think you would be great if you're interested.
00:27:37Yes, I'm definitely interested.
00:27:39Oh, yeah.
00:27:42So, where did this idea come from?
00:27:44Yeah, well...
00:27:46So, where did this idea come from?
00:27:48Yeah, well, my mom got really sick.
00:27:50We ended up connecting just more deeply,
00:27:54and I realized how much more interesting she was
00:27:58than I ever gave her credit for.
00:28:00Women are so complex,
00:28:02so multidimensional.
00:28:04I just wanted to, again, I wanted to show all their colors.
00:28:10Show everything that makes a woman so...
00:28:16delicious.
00:28:17Oh.
00:28:24I've got to run.
00:28:26Oh, but we can meet Sunday,
00:28:29if that's good for you,
00:28:31keep things moving forward.
00:28:33Sure.
00:28:34That'd be great.
00:28:39Bye.
00:28:40Bye.
00:28:47Bye.
00:28:53How did you, of all people, manage to run out of coffee?
00:28:56Thank you so much.
00:28:59You need to go.
00:29:00What's with you, ants in your pants?
00:29:02I have a business meeting.
00:29:05Hey, on a Sunday?
00:29:06Yeah, I do.
00:29:08Thank you so much for bringing this.
00:29:09Love you, Mina.
00:29:11Oh, hi.
00:29:12Oh, hey.
00:29:13It's we, right?
00:29:14Right, that would be me.
00:29:16So, you must be the business meeting.
00:29:19Yes.
00:29:20Got it.
00:29:22Come on in.
00:29:23Okay, fine.
00:29:24Why don't you make yourself at home?
00:29:25When I said do stuff that feels good,
00:29:26I don't mean do straight-minded stuff.
00:29:28Okay.
00:29:29Don't start.
00:29:45Is this you?
00:29:46I mean, your story?
00:29:48Yeah.
00:29:49Oh, wow.
00:29:50I think I've been agoraphobic.
00:29:52Like in Grey Gardens, you know,
00:29:53all huddled up in a corner with a bunch of cats.
00:29:56Yeah, well, all the new meds make us far more acceptable.
00:30:00Really, I would never have known.
00:30:04Can I make a suggestion?
00:30:06You need a new author's photo.
00:30:08This one just doesn't do you justice.
00:30:10It's not about what I look like in my line of work.
00:30:13It's more about my words.
00:30:14Nonsense.
00:30:16I'm going to do a new author's photo for you.
00:30:19My gift.
00:30:21Okay.
00:30:24Okay.
00:30:35Tell me, are you wondering?
00:30:39Do you think you've gone mad?
00:30:42Are you speaking another language?
00:30:47No one understands
00:30:50Cause you talk to the ocean
00:30:54And you listen to the birds
00:30:58Where everyone around you
00:31:02Wonders what you heard
00:31:06You're not broken
00:31:09I'm so sorry, I'm late.
00:31:10Hi.
00:31:11Hi.
00:31:14This is my son, Nash.
00:31:16Heard about you.
00:31:17Nice to meet you.
00:31:20Hi.
00:31:21You must be Tori.
00:31:22And you must be the writer.
00:31:24You know what my dream job would be?
00:31:26The research assistant.
00:31:28I mean, I would do the deepest, meanest,
00:31:30most intimate statistical research on any given topic
00:31:33and I would correlate and extrapolate
00:31:35and I would give meaning, meaning
00:31:37to each and every single part
00:31:39and it would just be so amazing.
00:31:40She'd be really great at it.
00:31:42Checkmate.
00:31:43I win.
00:31:44That is why you never take your eye off the ball.
00:31:48That's right.
00:31:49Please, darling, don't eviscerate the poor child.
00:31:52Hey, Ty.
00:31:53Tell Peyton the story.
00:31:55All right, if you insist.
00:31:57So, this earnest young writer
00:31:59comes to Hollywood to make his mark.
00:32:01You know, all very young blood hawk, right?
00:32:04Very soon he realizes that
00:32:06life is seldom the stuff of romance.
00:32:10He buys himself a Lexus.
00:32:12He says, perchance, did you drive a white Lexus?
00:32:16No, don't even say it.
00:32:18The owner of the clunker turns out to be
00:32:20the very assistant who gave him his start.
00:32:23Can you believe it?
00:32:24They would come at the exact same time.
00:32:27Solemnitry, solemnitry.
00:32:28Three months later...
00:32:29Married.
00:32:30They were married.
00:32:31Do you love it?
00:32:32Do you love it?
00:32:33A coincidence is when God performs a miracle
00:32:35and decides to remain anonymous.
00:32:37No, it's when God gives you a choice
00:32:40and you make the right one.
00:32:42That's the miracle.
00:32:55I thought she'd be great to have a child with, you know?
00:33:00Make a family.
00:33:03You know, Barry and I really only have one thing in common,
00:33:07and that's our son, so...
00:33:11I don't know.
00:33:12Sometimes I just think I got married
00:33:14to rebel against my parents.
00:33:16My father's Indian.
00:33:18He's very old school.
00:33:21You know, stern but quiet hand.
00:33:23My mother's from Spain.
00:33:25She's very Catholic.
00:33:30Now that's a lethal combination.
00:33:33It really is.
00:33:35It really is.
00:33:36For years, I just felt like a mummy.
00:33:40Just...
00:33:49Yeah, at first I was really happy with Barry.
00:33:54After some time, I...
00:33:58I just started to think, what's wrong with me?
00:34:02Why don't I feel what everybody else feels?
00:34:08I don't think I've ever been in love with him.
00:34:13And he's in love with you?
00:34:15I don't know.
00:34:16I think sometimes marriage is just a series of compromises that...
00:34:22I don't know.
00:34:23I don't know.
00:34:24Maybe some of us are not meant to have a soulmate,
00:34:28like Tyler thinks.
00:34:35What about you?
00:34:37Me?
00:34:38Yeah.
00:34:41Well, I don't know about soulmates,
00:34:44but I'm with Margaret.
00:34:50After that...
00:34:53Frankly, my dear,
00:34:55I don't care if I never see another lesbian for as long as I live.
00:35:01I'm not kidding.
00:35:04Oh, goodness.
00:35:10All I really want is a baby.
00:35:14Honestly, that's probably all I ever needed in the first place.
00:35:21This point is key.
00:35:24Everything feels completely brand new,
00:35:28but absolutely familiar.
00:35:31Okay, you...
00:35:35sit.
00:35:45Okay.
00:35:51Can I ask you something?
00:35:55Uh-oh.
00:35:57It's a rather personal question.
00:36:00Go ahead.
00:36:05How did you know we were gay?
00:36:08How'd you know you were straight?
00:36:14I mean, did you know from the beginning?
00:36:17No.
00:36:19No, actually.
00:36:22I did the whole straight thing up until my early 20s.
00:36:27But then I fell head over heels for this, um...
00:36:34photographer, actually.
00:36:37Hmm.
00:36:40Well, we can be very deep.
00:36:44Hmm.
00:36:49What about you?
00:36:53Well, I never knew you were supposed to be anything but straight.
00:36:57Oh, those schoolgirl crushes.
00:37:00No, uh...
00:37:02royal academy experimentation.
00:37:06Royal academy experimentation?
00:37:10Nothing.
00:37:13I never even kissed a girl.
00:37:18No.
00:37:20With my upbringing, that never really occurred to me.
00:37:27I guess I'm just a square.
00:37:31Or maybe you're just straight.
00:37:37Hmm.
00:37:56Do you mind if I move around a little bit?
00:38:01I'll give it to you.
00:38:03I'll give it to you slowly.
00:38:05Pardon me?
00:38:07You're just begging me to hold you.
00:38:09Oh. No, yeah, no.
00:38:13Whatever you want.
00:38:15But you're gonna have to ask me.
00:38:20Your mouth waters
00:38:24stretched out on my bed.
00:38:27Your fingers are trembling
00:38:29and your heart is heavy.
00:38:32And your head is bent back
00:38:35and your back is crushed.
00:38:39My hand is under there.
00:38:41Yeah, I think I got it.
00:38:45Got it.
00:38:48Oh.
00:38:54That was great.
00:39:13Hey, Mama Bear.
00:39:17Are you aware that the entire time
00:39:19I've crashed here at your house,
00:39:21I have never once heard you whistle?
00:39:24A nonverbal expression of happiness or pleasure.
00:39:27Oh, come on. I'm sure I've whistled before.
00:39:34Hey, Tori.
00:39:39Do you know any...
00:39:42the gay girls at your school?
00:39:45You mean lesbians?
00:39:48Excuse me, but the last time I looked,
00:39:51you were hanging out with a lesbian named Peyton.
00:39:53Well, yeah, but Peyton's not really...
00:39:55Well, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:39:56She could pass for straight.
00:39:59Anyway, a normal person engages in the pursuit of kissing
00:40:03a mere 21,000 plus or minus minutes
00:40:06in their sorry little lives,
00:40:09which boils down roughly to a mere month.
00:40:12So who cares who's kissing whom?
00:40:14Really?
00:40:15Really. I mean,
00:40:17over the lifespan of an average 80-year-old,
00:40:20they're only having sex six times a year.
00:40:24I mean, we take more baths and we eat more chocolate bars.
00:40:27For gosh sakes.
00:40:28And yet this whole gay thing, literally,
00:40:31has everybody from the religious right
00:40:33all the way to Papa Bear's knickers in a twist.
00:40:35I know.
00:40:36And FYI,
00:40:39he's no fan of your new friend either.
00:40:42What?
00:40:44Mom, don't worry.
00:40:46Dad's just grumbling about how much time
00:40:48you and Peyton spend together.
00:40:50But I personally think it's kind of cool
00:40:52because you're not all caught up in the church
00:40:55and, you know, it makes me kind of proud.
00:40:58Just so you're completely informed, Nash,
00:41:01according to the specialist
00:41:03who was on Queen Oprah the other day,
00:41:05straight women everywhere
00:41:07are suddenly wanting to be with other women
00:41:09to experience their newfound, um,
00:41:12sexual fluidity.
00:41:14Ha!
00:41:15Ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:41:17You get it, Mom?
00:41:18Yeah.
00:41:19Wow.
00:41:21Anyway, um,
00:41:23Lesbo 101 in a nutshell.
00:41:25Yeah, but that's not my mom, Sue.
00:41:28Well, obviously, that's not Mama Bear.
00:41:31Don't get so defensive. Gosh.
00:41:34You know, I think you two are what Tyler calls twin flames.
00:41:37I do, and you found each other so early in life.
00:41:40Oh, Mom, come on.
00:41:42Come on.
00:41:44Think of all the time you have left to bicker, you two.
00:41:47Yeah.
00:41:49While your worlds may seem utterly disconnected,
00:41:53the paths that you have individually taken
00:41:55bring you together in freakish randomness.
00:41:58My father was in the service,
00:42:00so we jumped all over the world.
00:42:02We jumped all over the world,
00:42:04and I made Spain my home.
00:42:07And my mother was a gypsy, and so we traveled a lot,
00:42:10from one town to the next, and I ended up in L.A.
00:42:13My best friend's brother, he had his wedding in New York,
00:42:16which is where we met.
00:42:18And we got stuck at the friends table.
00:42:21You know, the table where nobody knows who the hell you are?
00:42:24You're just kind of, like, sitting there.
00:42:27And I, uh, I spilled champagne all over her dress.
00:42:31All over my dress?
00:42:33Yeah, and then I freaked,
00:42:35because I realized how beautiful she is.
00:42:38It still gives me goosebumps.
00:42:40Yeah.
00:42:42We were born in the same town,
00:42:44Sybilton, Oregon.
00:42:46Less than 10,000 people within a week of each other.
00:42:50We traveled nearly a million miles to find one another.
00:42:54And we did.
00:42:57And it is all because I asked him to pass the salt.
00:43:02You had that planned.
00:43:05I know. I did.
00:43:07It worked.
00:43:09Well, that's ace. I'm so glad that it's all going tickety-boo.
00:43:12You know, but...
00:43:14Sounds a little...
00:43:16Sounds a little scary, if I'm perfectly honest.
00:43:18Mmm.
00:43:20I'm trying to talk to my friend.
00:43:22Sorry.
00:43:24Oh, hi.
00:43:26You kill me.
00:43:28Seriously, though.
00:43:30Come on.
00:43:32I think it's getting a little out of control, no?
00:43:35The unbuttoning the shirt.
00:43:38What about all the eye-blazing that goes on between you?
00:43:41I mean, come on, who does that?
00:43:43Eye-blazing? Seriously?
00:43:45You're the writer. Call it what you want.
00:43:48Seriously, though, you know,
00:43:50this is the oldest and most tragic game in the book.
00:43:53Lonely housewife meets quite fascinating lesbo
00:43:56to take a wee stroll on the wild side.
00:43:59You got to grow some mini cojones.
00:44:02It's Dad. You got to tell her what's going on.
00:44:05Yeah. No.
00:44:07No, no, no, I can't.
00:44:10Peyton, she's straight.
00:44:13And married to a pastor.
00:44:16Not to mention she's culturally challenged.
00:44:19I mean, it's kind of twisted
00:44:21how much you got going against you.
00:44:23All right, you belabor the obvious.
00:44:25I've got an assignment out of town.
00:44:27I'm going to, when I come back,
00:44:29I've already decided,
00:44:31I'm going to make myself less available.
00:44:34Actually, unavailable.
00:44:36Oh, the I'm-too-busy-and-too-much-for-chicken shit
00:44:39to tell you what's really going on
00:44:41fade into the woodwork treatment.
00:44:43Yep.
00:44:45Well, I hope it works out.
00:44:47You came all the way over here to say that to me?
00:44:50You could have just called.
00:44:52I did call.
00:45:15Hey.
00:45:17Hi.
00:45:19I wanted to show you these pictures.
00:45:21God, Peyton, you look amazing.
00:45:23You really look great.
00:45:25Wow. Um, um...
00:45:27I should have called first.
00:45:29No, no, it's just,
00:45:31you didn't have to come all the way over here.
00:45:34That's all.
00:45:36Maybe this isn't a good time.
00:45:38No. No, no, no.
00:45:40I was actually, um...
00:45:42You know what?
00:45:44This is as good a time as any.
00:45:46Can you give me a second?
00:45:48Okay.
00:45:50Okay.
00:46:00Oh, my God.
00:46:02What am I doing?
00:46:04Pants, pants, pants, pants.
00:46:06Oh, shit.
00:46:12Do you really care?
00:46:14Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure.
00:46:16You're kidding.
00:46:23Oh, my God.
00:46:25She won't even care.
00:46:31You're straight.
00:46:33And married.
00:46:40No big deal.
00:46:43Just tell her.
00:46:45Oh, my God.
00:46:51Okay, thanks.
00:46:56Hey.
00:47:04Look, Alina...
00:47:06I really should have called first.
00:47:08I need to talk to you about something.
00:47:11Are you okay?
00:47:13No, actually.
00:47:15It's, I mean, nothing serious.
00:47:17It's just that, um...
00:47:21I...
00:47:23Would you like some breakfast English?
00:47:26For God's sake, wake up. What's going on?
00:47:28Oh, this is ridiculous.
00:47:32All right, um...
00:47:34First of all,
00:47:36you're straight.
00:47:39And second of all,
00:47:41you're straight and married,
00:47:43and, oh, my God.
00:47:47I so didn't want this to happen.
00:47:54Oh.
00:47:56You know that
00:47:58I'm a lesbian, right?
00:48:02Um...
00:48:04Yes.
00:48:06Okay.
00:48:08So...
00:48:10That's it.
00:48:12That's what?
00:48:14What?
00:48:16What I just said.
00:48:18Which is?
00:48:22You know...
00:48:26I really like you.
00:48:30I like you, too.
00:48:32More than I should.
00:48:34So...
00:48:38We don't, you know,
00:48:40have to talk about it or anything.
00:48:42I mean, I'm fine with that.
00:48:44I just think if we just, you know,
00:48:46don't spend time together...
00:48:48No. No.
00:48:50No. God, Peyton, no.
00:48:52I don't want to not spend time.
00:48:54I mean, you just heard what I said.
00:48:56Yes, but we're...
00:48:58We need to be
00:49:00in each other's lives.
00:49:02I just found you.
00:49:06You're my absolute best friend.
00:49:10And I know we can get around this.
00:49:14I don't want to not be with you.
00:49:18And you can have
00:49:20all of me.
00:49:24All of it, except for that.
00:49:26All of me.
00:49:28Okay.
00:49:30Just so you know,
00:49:32that is
00:49:34a big deal for a lesbian.
00:49:38I mean, at least in the beginning.
00:49:42I'm just, Peyton,
00:49:44let's have some wine.
00:49:46Let's make a plan.
00:49:48Just please,
00:49:50please don't
00:49:52take you away from me.
00:49:58Hey.
00:50:00Look.
00:50:04It's mine.
00:50:14Yes.
00:50:16These are God's children.
00:50:18But they have lost
00:50:20their way.
00:50:22And we cannot simply
00:50:24award this deviant path
00:50:26by allowing them
00:50:28the sacred
00:50:30sacrament of marriage.
00:50:34And they think
00:50:36if they can twist enough arms
00:50:38in the political arena
00:50:40that they can win this
00:50:42prize.
00:50:46But marriage isn't a prize, is it?
00:50:50It's a gift.
00:50:52The greatest right
00:50:54that we have.
00:50:56And it should not
00:50:58be tarnished.
00:51:02It will not
00:51:04be tarnished.
00:51:10What the hell was that?
00:51:12Do you know what it looks like when you walk out of a sermon?
00:51:14Barry, don't.
00:51:16Look, you know, Malia, there's some of this stuff that I just have to do.
00:51:18Yes.
00:51:20I am familiar with the greater good speech.
00:51:22Yeah.
00:51:24And you've always been good about these compromises.
00:51:26Until now.
00:51:28You've had gay friends before.
00:51:30Back in your grand theta days.
00:51:32Nash, I'm just saying, I think people should know
00:51:34they should not be rewarded for bad behavior.
00:51:36Bad behavior?
00:51:38Get real, Dad.
00:51:40Selling your soul is bad behavior.
00:51:42Loving someone isn't.
00:51:46You know,
00:51:48it's only a matter of time
00:51:50before it's so
00:51:522000 and late.
00:51:56Everyone knows
00:51:58Millie's the money at Papa Boo's church.
00:52:00Maybe we should cut him some slack.
00:52:02Because
00:52:04he's pretty screwed if he doesn't toe the line.
00:52:08Are you hungry?
00:52:10Hmm?
00:52:12I'm gonna make some dinner.
00:52:14This person
00:52:16makes you see the world through a different filter.
00:52:20Every time you try, this person is suddenly
00:52:22living in every corner of your mind.
00:52:34I don't know what to say.
00:52:36You know, I spent the whole day
00:52:38looking at lesbian sites.
00:52:40What?
00:52:48I'm not
00:52:50attracted to them.
00:52:52I'm not
00:52:54attracted to any of the women in them.
00:52:58I don't think I'm a lesbian, Peyton.
00:53:04You're not
00:53:06the only one with feelings.
00:53:10I'm so confused, Peyton.
00:53:34Can we just agree
00:53:36to call it a serious
00:53:38crush?
00:53:40All I can think about
00:53:48Are you okay?
00:53:50Yeah.
00:53:52Something's burning.
00:53:54Okay.
00:54:24Oh.
00:54:30Oh, I don't usually feel like this.
00:54:34Oh, so soft.
00:54:40So soft, like velvet.
00:54:46We can stop.
00:54:50Don't go any further.
00:54:52You can leave now
00:54:54if you want to.
00:54:56Really?
00:54:58Are you afraid
00:55:00to be alone with me?
00:55:02Yes.
00:55:06Seriously?
00:55:10Seriously.
00:55:22Okay.
00:55:52Okay.
00:56:22Oh.
00:56:24Oh.
00:56:26Oh.
00:56:28Oh.
00:56:52Oh.
00:56:54Oh.
00:56:56Oh.
00:56:58Oh.
00:57:00Oh.
00:57:02Oh.
00:57:04Oh.
00:57:06Oh.
00:57:08Oh.
00:57:10Oh.
00:57:12Oh.
00:57:14Oh.
00:57:16Oh.
00:57:18Oh.
00:57:20Oh.
00:57:22Oh.
00:57:24Oh.
00:57:26Oh.
00:57:28Oh.
00:57:30Oh.
00:57:32Oh.
00:57:34Oh.
00:57:36Oh.
00:57:38Oh.
00:57:40Oh.
00:57:42Oh.
00:57:44Oh.
00:57:46Oh.
00:57:48I'm done.
00:57:54I'm done.
00:58:04Hi.
00:58:06Hey. Are you busy?
00:58:10No, I'm free.
00:58:12Yeah.
00:58:14Do you want to have dinner?
00:58:18I'll be there in 15 minutes.
00:58:21Okay.
00:58:28Hi!
00:58:29Hi!
00:58:30I thought you guys went to the movies.
00:58:32We missed you too much.
00:58:33It was sold out, Mom. Can we have some burgers?
00:58:35Dad's in the fridge.
00:58:36Did you pick up some beer?
00:58:38It's in the fridge.
00:58:49Yes, I see.
00:58:52But only because God's love heals and allows me
00:58:56to see the sin within myself.
00:58:59To purge those temptations.
00:59:02Those desires that are the devil's work.
00:59:06And only with God's love.
00:59:08God's glorious love.
00:59:11How many of us want to push those terrible urges from us?
00:59:22Those base human impulses.
00:59:25Those craven desires of flesh.
00:59:29That push us to do things we know we can't.
00:59:33God...
00:59:37I don't know. I can't decide.
00:59:40I love this one.
00:59:42It's got this essence of comrades, you know?
00:59:47But this one, it's just so damn good.
00:59:53What do you think?
00:59:55Hmm?
01:00:01Make love to me, Peyton.
01:00:06I thought you wanted to wait.
01:00:09I don't deceive you.
01:00:20Peyton, make love to me.
01:00:29I want to, Alina. Trust me.
01:00:33But once we go there, there's no going back.
01:00:40Okay.
01:01:02I don't want to go back.
01:01:09I don't want to go back.
01:01:39I don't want to go back.
01:02:09Are you okay?
01:02:37Yes.
01:02:41Are you?
01:03:06Are you?
01:03:36Are you?
01:04:07Alina?
01:04:19Alina?
01:04:22Stay with me.
01:04:36Stay with me.
01:05:02Well, I know how I knew.
01:05:05When you kiss, it's like you live inside that kiss forever.
01:05:09Hey, sweetie, just give me a second.
01:05:11But yet it feels brand new.
01:05:19It is a good thing she is not a controlled substance.
01:05:22Yeah.
01:05:23That's all I'm saying.
01:05:24She's far more dangerous.
01:05:26Okay, I'll bite.
01:05:27So, what's with the shimmering new and improved you, huh?
01:05:32I'm tired.
01:05:34You know, what you are doing is the very definition of insanity.
01:05:40I'm in love for the first time for the only time in my life.
01:05:46Gorgeous straight-ass wife, never had sex with a woman before,
01:05:49thinks she's died and gone to heaven.
01:05:51Now what?
01:05:55What happened to you telling me to do things that make me feel good?
01:05:59Okay, I'm trying to put my cynicism on one side.
01:06:03Good.
01:06:05I'd just like to stay in my happy place for a second more, if you don't mind.
01:06:11Happy place.
01:06:12Oh, my God.
01:06:13Okay.
01:06:14All right, okay.
01:06:15Now that you have completely taken my breath away,
01:06:18we're going to sit down and you're going to tell me everything.
01:06:20Yeah, you two walk off into the sunset, no dead bodies strewn behind.
01:06:25All right, I mean every teeny, tiny, minuscule,
01:06:29minute, infinitesimal, motherfucking detail.
01:06:33Oh, my God.
01:06:35Oh, my God.
01:06:36Are you done now?
01:06:39I'm in.
01:06:40That's great.
01:06:41Now I have this big, fat foreclosure sign on my happy place.
01:06:45What?
01:06:46I can see it.
01:06:51It's okay.
01:06:52Perhaps some of you are thinking, epic love can't happen to me.
01:06:56But when true love enters your life, epic happens.
01:07:01We worked in the same company all of our lives.
01:07:05And for 27 years, we passed each other by and never said one word to each other.
01:07:12Sometimes he would nod and smile, but always very pleasant.
01:07:18Then I had a heart attack.
01:07:20I thought I don't have much more time to let things pass me by.
01:07:26I'm not going to waste one more minute.
01:07:28So when he came back to work, he came right up to me and he said,
01:07:31I'm not going to waste one more minute of my life.
01:07:35I'm not Fred Astaire, but I'd like to take you dancing.
01:07:39And after three weeks of that wonderful dancing date, we were married.
01:07:47And we haven't spent a moment apart since.
01:07:51The heart knows what the heart knows.
01:07:55Right?
01:07:59You are desperate to be with him and you will move heaven and earth to do so.
01:08:05I'm too old for you to can't dance.
01:08:07All right, fine.
01:08:08I'll drop you off at the seniors and maybe Tor and I can just whoop it up.
01:08:11Come on.
01:08:12You always have fun.
01:08:13All right.
01:08:14I love you.
01:08:16I know.
01:08:17You made it great.
01:08:18It looks wonderful.
01:08:19Bye.
01:08:20Bye, honey.
01:08:21All right, we'll be back tomorrow.
01:08:22Okay.
01:08:23I'll give you a call.
01:08:24Okay.
01:08:30Bye.
01:08:32Bye.
01:08:48Everything is so different with you.
01:09:02I love you.
01:09:20Elena, what are you doing?
01:09:22What I want.
01:09:32What?
01:09:45What?
01:09:48Elena.
01:10:01Elena.
01:10:31Elena.
01:11:01What?
01:11:25Peyton, I love you.
01:11:31I love you.
01:11:57Good morning.
01:12:01Here you go.
01:12:02Thank you.
01:12:14We better not start.
01:12:18Eat.
01:12:19Thank you.
01:12:20You're welcome.
01:12:22Thank you.
01:12:29Do you make breakfast for him like this?
01:12:34He doesn't eat breakfast.
01:12:36Anything else you'd like to know?
01:12:38Actually, yes.
01:12:44Look.
01:12:47It is what it is.
01:12:49Which is?
01:12:50What?
01:12:53Which is what?
01:12:54Peyton, don't.
01:12:56Tell me.
01:12:58I want to know.
01:13:01Oh, come on.
01:13:02Like, how does that happen?
01:13:04How does he come on to you?
01:13:05Oh, my God.
01:13:06When?
01:13:07Like, every other day?
01:13:08Every day?
01:13:11What about your date nights on Saturday?
01:13:15Is it like every Saturday or every other...
01:13:17Oh, my God.
01:13:18You really ask a lot of questions.
01:13:20What?
01:13:21I'm a woman.
01:13:25Tell me.
01:13:28Look, I don't know what you're hunting for,
01:13:30but the sad fact is that we just don't connect that way.
01:13:38I thought it would be easier to hear it means nothing,
01:13:42but it does not.
01:13:47Peyton, I have to tell you something.
01:13:54We are taking a vacation to Hawaii.
01:14:01It's our annual vacation.
01:14:02Oh.
01:14:03I really wanted to tell you sooner,
01:14:05but I didn't want to ruin our time together.
01:14:10What?
01:14:11The little fact that you were going on
01:14:14some romantic vacation with your husband in Hawaii?
01:14:17I know, I know, I know.
01:14:19Come on.
01:14:21Harry and I, he hasn't touched me since we've been together.
01:14:26You know that, right?
01:14:28Oh, my God, oh, my God.
01:14:30What was I thinking?
01:14:35Who could think?
01:14:36You know what?
01:14:37You're going to have to do it eventually.
01:14:40Eventually.
01:14:42You'll end up doing it, right?
01:14:44It means nothing.
01:14:52No.
01:14:54You'll make us mean nothing.
01:14:57Hey.
01:15:09Hi.
01:15:10Hi.
01:15:11I'll be there.
01:15:12How long will it be before you're home?
01:15:15Yes, I'll be there.
01:15:27I have to go.
01:15:33See you.
01:15:37Aren't you even going to kiss me goodbye?
01:15:56I will call you.
01:16:26I miss you.
01:16:28Honestly, I missed you before our last kiss was finished.
01:16:34I just want you to know that I am with you.
01:16:38Elena, your beauty radiates from your soul.
01:16:45I finally understand the clichéd term,
01:16:48take one's breath away.
01:16:52You take my breath away.
01:16:55When you kiss me...
01:16:58Oh, God.
01:17:00When you kiss me, Elena...
01:17:07I remember the night you showed up and made love to me with no words.
01:17:14Elena, I have never let anyone have me.
01:17:18Let anyone take me.
01:17:22Ravage me.
01:17:25As I have let you.
01:17:43You have given me such a gift.
01:17:47The other side of myself.
01:17:51You've made me whole.
01:17:54I'm here to stay.
01:17:57So much for you to see.
01:18:01Oh, please don't fade, don't fade away.
01:18:06Wow.
01:18:09Can anyone say Audit in Maui?
01:18:13Yeah.
01:18:16I was looking for an aspirin in my mom's suitcase.
01:18:20This is what I found.
01:18:24New York's.
01:18:29When you came after me...
01:18:35Everyone thought I was a goober.
01:18:43But you didn't care.
01:18:50I think...
01:18:52Your mom's just following her heart.
01:18:59Hey.
01:19:01I never would have expected that to happen.
01:19:04I'm so sorry.
01:19:06Yeah, well, a lot of unexpected scenarios could happen since your wedding anniversary is this weekend.
01:19:12You know, Peyton, I'm...
01:19:14What?
01:19:15What?
01:19:16Never mind. I really have to go.
01:19:18I really have to go.
01:19:21Alright.
01:19:22I'll call you tomorrow.
01:19:23Sure.
01:19:26Alright.
01:19:41I'm so sorry. I know this is the third time I've had to cancel, but...
01:19:49I want to see you.
01:19:52I need to see you.
01:20:00Hey.
01:20:01Hi.
01:20:11What's with you now?
01:20:13Nothing. I'm just tired.
01:20:15You're just tired?
01:20:17You had a long day?
01:20:20Yeah.
01:20:21Yeah.
01:20:23You know what? Maybe I'm tired.
01:20:25Maybe I've had a long day.
01:20:27What?
01:20:30Look.
01:20:32I don't want to fight.
01:20:34Last time I checked...
01:20:37There's two of us in this marriage.
01:20:39Is it too much to ask to spend a little time on our anniversary?
01:20:43You know, one of us is still here doing things.
01:20:46And the other one's just...
01:20:48letting everything slide.
01:20:51Laundry's sliding. Nash is sliding.
01:20:53This is sliding!
01:20:58I need to go to bed.
01:21:00Shit!
01:21:12Shit!
01:21:43I'm sorry.
01:21:49Yeah, it's all right.
01:21:50I just have so much better things to do.
01:21:52I know.
01:21:53It's okay.
01:22:12Hey.
01:22:15I missed you.
01:22:25What is it?
01:22:27I just want to look at you.
01:22:35I only have an hour.
01:22:42He didn't touch me.
01:22:47He didn't.
01:23:13I missed you.
01:23:14I missed you, too.
01:23:22What the hell are you doing home?
01:23:25You know better than to cut school.
01:23:26Oh, is this the pot calling the kettle black?
01:23:29Father God knows all.
01:23:31Except for apparently what's going on around here.
01:23:35What's that supposed to mean?
01:23:42What?
01:23:59Oh, my God.
01:24:01Your son is quickly on the verge of becoming unmanageable.
01:24:04Hey, I was always here for Nash.
01:24:06No, you're not.
01:24:07Nash is going through something right now,
01:24:09and I need you to get your head back in the game.
01:24:13I'm going to bed.
01:24:35I love the way you make me feel.
01:24:38And since your mom is missing half the goddamn time,
01:24:40can you spell clueless?
01:24:42Hey, you don't talk to me that way.
01:24:44No matter what happens, I'm still your father.
01:24:48Your mom is just following her heart.
01:24:54Every time I think it's impossible to love you more, I do.
01:25:02Ever deeper.
01:25:04Ever deeper.
01:25:26Hello?
01:25:28Where is she?
01:25:29I've been calling nonstop for the past two hours.
01:25:31Tori?
01:25:32Look, I'm on your side, okay?
01:25:34So you can drop the pretense.
01:25:37Nash is in trouble.
01:25:39Tori?
01:25:40Some really nasty boons fair.
01:25:41He got snoggered.
01:25:42And then he returned to the scene of the crime
01:25:44for some Doritos, of all things.
01:25:46Is he safe?
01:25:48Their frontal load doesn't take into consideration...
01:25:50Tori, is he safe?
01:25:51Not to worry.
01:25:53Once they found out Papa Bear was a pastor, they let him out.
01:25:57Now they're both at home.
01:25:59Now they're both at home.
01:26:01Wondering where you are.
01:26:05I gotta go.
01:26:11Nash?
01:26:17Nash?
01:26:19What were you thinking?
01:26:21What the hell were you thinking?
01:26:22Excuse me?
01:26:25What are we talking about here?
01:26:29You and your dirty little secret.
01:26:34Yeah.
01:26:36I read her letter.
01:26:41And I even liked her.
01:26:47Nash, what were you doing going through my face?
01:26:49Don't you dare turn this around on me.
01:26:53Nash.
01:26:55Listen to me.
01:26:57I wasn't looking for this.
01:26:59God knows I don't really understand it.
01:27:02And I certainly didn't realize what was happening until it was too late.
01:27:06You are going to tell Dad.
01:27:08I certainly planned on telling him before you.
01:27:13So then what?
01:27:14Are you guys gonna get a divorce?
01:27:18I'm not sure, Nash.
01:27:21I don't really know what I'm doing.
01:27:24Then stop.
01:27:26Now I think he's an asshole half the time, but this will kill him, Mom.
01:27:32It'll blow his whole ridiculous act.
01:27:36I mean, how's he supposed to guide his fawning flock when his wife is sleeping with the enemy?
01:27:45Nash, I need you to understand something, honey.
01:27:48I have never been dishonest or cheated on your father before this.
01:27:52But I've never been in love with him either.
01:27:55Then why, Mom?
01:27:58Do I stay with him this whole time?
01:28:00What do you think, honey?
01:28:21It's okay, baby.
01:28:29Where were you?
01:28:31As if I have to ask.
01:28:39I already told you.
01:28:41I was at the park.
01:28:51I'm sorry.
01:29:02Even with challenges seemingly insurmountable, true love will find a way.
01:29:11So we met in group.
01:29:13Big surprise.
01:29:14And it was weird because my Robert, who rarely comes out, just fell so head over for her Jane.
01:29:22Thing is, her Jane is in control of all her personalities.
01:29:25Yeah, but it's still hell for me.
01:29:28Because when I want Robert, I have to do battle with all his alters.
01:29:33And to be quite frank, he's got some rather unappealing personas.
01:29:41But when Robert does come through, oh my God, my Jane is just so deeply and completely in love with him.
01:29:54I love you.
01:29:58Robert?
01:30:05Jane.
01:30:07I missed you so much.
01:30:09Hi.
01:30:14Hi.
01:30:27Come here.
01:30:31It may be cliche, but it's true.
01:30:33Love really can't conquer just about anything out there.
01:30:35Do you really think so?
01:30:37I really think so.
01:30:38Hey, I...
01:30:40Look, I know things are crazy over there right now, but I just wanted to make sure Nash is okay.
01:30:46Call me.
01:30:47I feel like it's about to devastate everything I know.
01:30:52What am I doing?
01:30:55Look at all the people I'm hurting.
01:30:57You can't rewrite the past, but you can reframe the present.
01:31:03What a gift you have been given.
01:31:06I have never seen you so alive and joyous and in touch and full of passion.
01:31:15Hayden makes you breathe.
01:31:17Are you all right?
01:31:18Are you seeing this, correr?
01:31:19I am.
01:31:20He loves this moment.
01:31:22I do too.
01:31:25He doesn't.
01:31:26Look at this-
01:31:28It's always the same.
01:31:29I know.
01:31:30I know.
01:31:32I hope he doesn't die.
01:31:34I hope he doesn't die.
01:31:39The only slaver he was.
01:31:46Piccioli.
01:31:48I'm telling you, I just saw her kissing another woman
01:31:51in the plain light of day.
01:31:53I knew something was up with her.
01:31:55Not wanting to protest, missing services, but this.
01:32:02I know this week has been really rough.
01:32:06She, she must be one of those...
01:32:08I can't even say it, I don't...
01:32:10The word just doesn't come out of my mouth.
01:32:14I can't even say it, I don't...
01:32:16The word just doesn't come out of my mouth.
01:32:19Lesbian.
01:32:21Oh my gosh, she's going to hell.
01:32:23Maybe we should pull back a little.
01:32:26You know?
01:32:30Until things settle down.
01:32:34You don't have to feel so guilty.
01:32:36I could get my head screwed up.
01:32:38Where is all this coming from?
01:32:41You don't get it.
01:32:44I am...
01:32:46too far in.
01:32:56I...
01:32:59I understand that you're scared.
01:33:02I'm...
01:33:04all the reasons
01:33:06that you don't trust.
01:33:09Don't you know by now, Peyton,
01:33:11this is what I want?
01:33:14I have never lied to you.
01:33:16And I never will.
01:33:18I guess at this point I really don't know that, Alina.
01:33:23You don't believe me?
01:33:27I...
01:33:28I knew when I was getting into it.
01:33:32It is what it is, I just...
01:33:37I just don't think I can do it.
01:33:40Peyton.
01:33:42This just can't happen overnight.
01:33:44I have been married for 15 years.
01:33:47My family won't...
01:33:49they can't understand this.
01:33:52Just... just give me some time.
01:33:55I'm...
01:33:56You're good.
01:33:57I...
01:33:58You know what?
01:33:59I can... I can work it out.
01:34:02I just need to know
01:34:04that you're going to be there with me.
01:34:07I believe they call that
01:34:09having your cake and eating it too.
01:34:14I don't think that
01:34:16I can do this halfway.
01:34:20You are doing fine.
01:34:24I saw it with my own eyes
01:34:26and it should come from me.
01:34:28So trust me and...
01:34:31I'm the one to do it.
01:34:33Peyton.
01:34:35Don't you see a future with us?
01:34:40I'm sorry.
01:34:43I may be limited, but no, I...
01:34:53I'm sorry.
01:35:00Pieces falling
01:35:04Through the sky I'm wanting
01:35:07To feel you
01:35:09Beneath me
01:35:11But not like this, believe me
01:35:14No, I can't wake up
01:35:16No, I can't crash down
01:35:18To have this lost
01:35:20And have this found
01:35:22I can't believe that you
01:35:24Would leave me this way
01:35:27There was... there was what?
01:35:29No way!
01:35:31I'm a thousand pieces
01:35:34You've passed all in one
01:35:37It's a piece I needed
01:35:41I can't open up
01:35:44You can't close me shut
01:35:48I am broken
01:35:57Pieces floating
01:36:01Off the ground exploding
01:36:04I feel you
01:36:06Above me
01:36:08But not like this, don't rush me
01:36:11Cause I cannot look
01:36:13No, I cannot find
01:36:15To have this yours
01:36:17And have this mine
01:36:19I can't believe that you
01:36:21Would leave me this way
01:36:24I am broken now
01:36:28Who did this to us?
01:36:52Mommy! Mommy!
01:36:54Peyton, honey, what's wrong?
01:36:57Peyton, honey, what's the matter?
01:36:59It's Molly!
01:37:00It's Molly!
01:37:02I love her so much!
01:37:04Get a hold of yourself.
01:37:06Get a hold of yourself.
01:37:08This is an important lesson to learn in life.
01:37:12When you love,
01:37:14expect disappointment.
01:37:16It's just the way it is.
01:37:18It's just the way it is.
01:37:26It's just the way it is.
01:37:57And finally,
01:37:59this connection has
01:38:01fundamentally changed you.
01:38:03Significantly altered you
01:38:05to the core.
01:38:19You know what the hell you're doing?
01:38:21I didn't come to fight.
01:38:23I...
01:38:25I knew you'd need this.
01:38:27I...
01:38:29You know, Elena,
01:38:31maybe Nash was right.
01:38:33You know, maybe I am clueless,
01:38:35but I know one thing if I know nothing else.
01:38:37You are not a lesbian.
01:38:41You're right. I'm not.
01:38:43Then why the hell are you doing this?
01:38:45To us?
01:38:47To Nash?
01:38:49I mean, it just doesn't even make any sense to me.
01:38:51You know, don't even get me started
01:38:53on how selfish this is. Nash needs us.
01:38:55You're right. Nash needs us.
01:38:57He needs us. The real us.
01:38:59The best of us.
01:39:01My God, Barry,
01:39:03I'm done lying to him,
01:39:05to you, to myself.
01:39:07This...
01:39:09This has nothing to do with Payton.
01:39:11It has everything to do with Payton.
01:39:13This is my decision about my son and my life.
01:39:15I should have been done with this charade years ago.
01:39:17Charade?
01:39:19A charade? Are you serious?
01:39:21I mean, you got on this thing from the very start.
01:39:23And that was selfish.
01:39:25Being here and not really being inside it
01:39:27with you.
01:39:31I'm done with this, Barry.
01:39:33And if it's selfish,
01:39:35so be it.
01:39:37It is selfish.
01:39:39Barry, I'm done with this.
01:39:41Elena, I... I'm done.
01:39:51♪♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:39:53♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:39:55♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:39:57♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:39:59♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:40:01♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:40:03♪♪♪♪♪♪
01:40:05Yeah.
01:40:07I finished all the classes,
01:40:09did all the paperwork, and she said
01:40:11that I could be looking at placements within weeks.
01:40:13Mmm!
01:40:15Oh, God.
01:40:17And that's because you're not...
01:40:19No, no worries.
01:40:21Keeping one focus, one focus only.
01:40:26Gosh, Wave, I am gonna be a mom.
01:40:27Yeah!
01:40:30Well, I'll be right around for anti-duty
01:40:31just after that stage.
01:40:34You'll be there.
01:40:35Hey, I know it's taken a while,
01:40:37but you finally look like you're among the living.
01:40:40That would be the spray tan.
01:40:47Hey.
01:40:50Wow, that is so bizarre.
01:40:53I was just reading this morning about the correlation
01:40:55of coincidence with the concept of fatalism.
01:40:58Oh, yeah?
01:41:00Which would, you know, throw a great deal of weight
01:41:02to the premise that all of us running into one another
01:41:04was probably inevitable.
01:41:08Wow.
01:41:09Hi.
01:41:19Hi.
01:41:34Oh, Christ.
01:41:36I can explain.
01:41:37Are you kidding me?
01:41:38I can explain.
01:41:39Don't.
01:41:40Pay me.
01:41:41Save it.
01:41:42Don't talk to my mom like that.
01:41:46Please, listen.
01:41:47No, no, no, no.
01:41:48You have been fucking him this whole time.
01:41:49No.
01:41:51You played me.
01:41:52You played me.
01:41:53I didn't.
01:41:53Yeah, you did.
01:41:54You think you can just come into my world?
01:41:56I might be the fool,
01:41:57but you are nothing but a selfish whore.
01:41:59Oh, Elena, Elena, help!
01:42:03Help!
01:42:04Somebody call 911!
01:42:06How could I go to the hospital?
01:42:08I don't belong there.
01:42:09You couldn't know.
01:42:11Hmm?
01:42:12Payton, you took a chance.
01:42:14You know, you took a huge, beautiful risk.
01:42:18Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
01:42:28She just doesn't quit, does she?
01:42:31Send you around here to do her dirty work for her?
01:42:36Payton, she needs you.
01:42:41Nash.
01:42:43Please, Payton.
01:42:46Please.
01:42:48Me?
01:42:49No.
01:42:50♪♪
01:43:00♪♪
01:43:06Payton.
01:43:08You all right?
01:43:10She's fine.
01:43:12Baby's doing just dandy.
01:43:16Look, I'm glad everything's all right,
01:43:18but I have no idea why I'm here.
01:43:21Payton, please, just sit and listen, hmm?
01:43:43I know you're upset, but...
01:43:48please understand.
01:43:52This entire last year was never supposed to happen.
01:43:56It was never even imaginable to me.
01:43:59I fell in love with you, a woman.
01:44:04Yes, I'm pregnant, but it's not because
01:44:06I've been sleeping with Barry.
01:44:10Barry hasn't touched me since we started.
01:44:15It's Tyler.
01:44:19Tyler's the father.
01:44:21Trust me, we weren't sleeping together, either.
01:44:23Lily would have...
01:44:25After all those years of infertility hell,
01:44:30Tyler offered and I accepted.
01:44:35It's my greatest contribution to mankind.
01:44:40Okay.
01:44:42♪♪♪
01:44:52Why didn't you tell me?
01:44:55After all this time?
01:44:58Thank God. I'm so hateful to you.
01:45:01Payton, I must have tried to call you a thousand times,
01:45:04but things to take care of.
01:45:08Nash, Barry.
01:45:13Starting my divorce.
01:45:18During that time,
01:45:22Tyler's little guys hit the jackpot.
01:45:24I got pregnant.
01:45:28♪♪♪
01:45:34I just need you to know
01:45:38that none, none of what we had was a lie.
01:45:44♪♪♪
01:45:47It was the truest thing I've ever known.
01:45:51♪♪♪
01:45:59I'm so sorry.
01:46:02I'm so sorry I was so hateful to you.
01:46:06I'm so sorry.
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01:46:16I look at you.
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01:46:24You're pregnant.
01:46:26It's awesome, so awesome.
01:46:28Thank you.
01:46:31I missed you.
01:46:33I missed you too.
01:46:36It's so beautiful.
01:46:40I miss you so much.
01:46:43I miss you so much.
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01:47:19Yes, all is as it should be.
01:47:23Telemetry.
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