• 2 months ago
by Matt Novak
Transcript
00:00Mouse TV by Matt Novak. To Spot and Fifi. Whenever the Mouse family gathered around their TV, they could never agree on what to watch.
00:23Papa Mouse wanted action and adventure. But Mama Mouse wanted comedy. Lazulo loved history. But Emily loved mystery. Science for me, said Kida. Scary stuff for me, said Melba. Music, music, cried Sally. Games, games, shouted Elmo. The How To Channel, yelled Francie.
00:52The Where To Channel, howled Zech. They argued loudest during the commercials and always woke up the baby. But one night the TV did not work. What do we do now, asked Papa. So they explained and made things. They made scary faces and performed experiments. They put on a play who did it. And danced funny dances.
01:22It was bedtime. Papa read a story of action and adventure. They all agreed it was a wonderful story. And best of all, there were no commercials. The end.
01:45Shut the fuck up, bitch!