INDIA'S GOT LATENT | EP 05 ft. ‪| KunalKamra‬ ‪| AtulKhatriComedian‬ - video Dailymotion

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Transcript

00:00:00Hello and welcome to India's Got Talent

00:00:03An unnecessary reality show

00:00:05This show has no point

00:00:07Just like life

00:00:08Maybe it could be the worst experience of your life

00:00:10Maybe it could be the best

00:00:15It is a pointless reality show

00:00:17But it has a very interesting point system

00:00:20People from every corner of India

00:00:22Will come to this show to show their talent

00:00:24They will only have 90 seconds

00:00:26To show their talent

00:00:28But before showing their talent

00:00:30They have to score themselves out of 10

00:00:32After showing their talent

00:00:34Our judges will also give them a score

00:00:36If the average score of the judges is the same

00:00:38Which the participant gave himself

00:00:40Before doing the performance

00:00:41Then that participant will win the show

00:00:43And from that day's show ticket sales

00:00:45All the money will be theirs

00:00:47Yes, from this show we will know

00:00:49Who is so self-aware

00:00:51And from the YouTube views of this show

00:00:53We will know who is so unemployed

00:00:55So let's start

00:00:58Welcome to the show

00:01:04Welcome to the show

00:01:05A big round of applause for the entire panel

00:01:07Come on

00:01:11Kunal bhai

00:01:12Thank you so much for coming

00:01:14You took out time from your busy schedule

00:01:16I mean

00:01:17Now that the elections are over

00:01:18I know you are free

00:01:20But still thank you so much for coming

00:01:22A big round of applause for Kunal

00:01:26How are you Kunal bhai?

00:01:27I am very excited

00:01:29To see who is coming

00:01:31As talent

00:01:33And with so many young people here

00:01:35Genuinely

00:01:37This is really like

00:01:39DJ Sanghvi College

00:01:43Wait a second, with young people?

00:01:45Yes

00:01:47He is our Anil Kapoor

00:01:51A big round of applause for Atul Khatia

00:01:53Come on

00:01:55Kunal, talent doesn't come here

00:01:57Talent doesn't come here

00:01:59I mean talent comes here

00:02:01So friends

00:02:03We have called Atul sir

00:02:05Because we saw in the last episode

00:02:07Maheep ji played a lot

00:02:09So we thought in every episode

00:02:11We should call an old man

00:02:17Thank you so much for joining us

00:02:19Thank you man

00:02:20How was everything?

00:02:21You are taking medicines

00:02:25You will get a break, right?

00:02:29Let's make some noise for both of them

00:02:33Thank you bhai

00:02:34And we also have

00:02:35Random ass lassi drink

00:02:42Kunal's camera can't get any more cancer

00:02:45He has nothing to lose

00:02:48Man alright

00:02:49So should we begin India's Got Latent?

00:02:53So the first act of the night is

00:02:55Shweta Singh everyone, come on

00:03:01I feel like

00:03:02In love, girls go blind

00:03:04Blind means you can't see anything

00:03:06Not even a little bit

00:03:08Say Irshad

00:03:10In love

00:03:12In love, except you

00:03:14In love, except you

00:03:16I can't see anything

00:03:18Is it true that

00:03:20Love doesn't have eyes?

00:03:25Then comes the next stage

00:03:27Then the guy says

00:03:28It's not working out anymore

00:03:30But the girl is determined

00:03:31That one day she will make

00:03:32All her red flex lehngas

00:03:33And wear them

00:03:34I will make her mine

00:03:35I will fix her

00:03:36Right?

00:03:37And then it happens

00:03:38That the guy cheats

00:03:39And doesn't tell her

00:03:40I say tell her

00:03:41Cheating is fine

00:03:42But tell her what it is

00:03:43Irshad

00:03:44Irshad

00:03:45You turned out to be so loyal

00:03:47To cheating

00:03:48I didn't want it

00:03:49But my friend turned out to be

00:03:51These false promises

00:03:52These promises are true

00:03:53But you turned out to be

00:03:54A traitor in love

00:03:56I had hopes

00:03:58That justice will be done

00:04:00I had hopes

00:04:01That justice will be done

00:04:03I knew you were a fascist

00:04:04But you turned out to be a government

00:04:06I admit this face

00:04:07Is not spiritual

00:04:08But you turned out to be

00:04:09Useless from the inside

00:04:14Then comes the next phase

00:04:16Right?

00:04:17You are done

00:04:18Everything is fine

00:04:19Cheatweed

00:04:20Done

00:04:21And then it happens

00:04:22That you think

00:04:23You will forget

00:04:25But you are a girl

00:04:27It's not easy for girls

00:04:28Guys

00:04:29Right?

00:04:30So it happens

00:04:31That I forget you

00:04:32I don't think of you

00:04:33I make my brain so stubborn

00:04:34How do I cheat you

00:04:35In every guy

00:04:36With your face

00:04:37I blocked you

00:04:38And saw

00:04:39Rahat still didn't come

00:04:40Your number is on feed

00:04:41How do I

00:04:42Delete it

00:04:43Wow

00:04:44Wow

00:04:45And before I came here

00:04:46Alright

00:04:47Alright

00:04:48That's time

00:04:49But if you want to do anything else

00:04:50Say it here

00:04:51Instead of your therapist

00:04:53Last

00:04:54Okay

00:04:55Everyone told me

00:04:56That poets don't come here

00:04:57And there is a lot of

00:04:58Humiliation

00:04:59And insults

00:05:00Where?

00:05:01Yes

00:05:02No, never

00:05:03Never?

00:05:04Where?

00:05:05He is such a nice guy

00:05:06I was also told

00:05:07That guys never lie

00:05:08Where?

00:05:12I love your performance

00:05:18I am not lying

00:05:20Obviously

00:05:21So

00:05:22You know

00:05:23Things you say to yourself

00:05:24That

00:05:25In difficult times

00:05:26I am an artist

00:05:27I am angry

00:05:28I am stubborn

00:05:29I am a boy

00:05:30It's your illusion

00:05:31You will kill me

00:05:32I am the character

00:05:33Of an important story

00:05:34I am the character

00:05:35Of an important story

00:05:36I am the character

00:05:37Of an important story

00:05:38Yeah

00:05:39Come on

00:05:40Come on

00:05:41The second paragraph

00:05:42The second one

00:05:43Just repeat it

00:05:44The dishonest one

00:05:45You turned out

00:05:46To be so loyal

00:05:47To dishonesty

00:05:48I never thought

00:05:49That my lover

00:05:50Turned out to be

00:05:51Enough Uday

00:05:52This is what

00:05:53Kunal had to say

00:05:54To Modi ji

00:05:56This is what

00:05:57Modi ji had to say

00:05:58To Ayodhya voters

00:06:05Look

00:06:07I won't be able

00:06:08To judge this

00:06:09Because

00:06:10It happened

00:06:1120 years ago

00:06:12So I have left

00:06:13That feeling

00:06:14Two decades ago

00:06:15Then don't even

00:06:16Ask me

00:06:18Did you break up?

00:06:20A long time ago

00:06:21Okay

00:06:22So how is the pain still there?

00:06:24There were two

00:06:25Oh

00:06:26Together?

00:06:27No

00:06:29One drama plus

00:06:30Another drama

00:06:31Okay

00:06:32What happened?

00:06:33Break up

00:06:36She just said

00:06:37Everything

00:06:38In four paragraphs

00:06:40She trusted me

00:06:41The guy cheated

00:06:42Didn't tell me

00:06:43After that?

00:06:44Even after blocking

00:06:45She didn't get a remedy

00:06:46Wow

00:06:47You said it so carefully

00:06:49I was watching

00:06:50From the top

00:06:51So

00:06:52You broke up

00:06:53Yes

00:06:54Then you

00:06:55Joined another

00:06:56Breakup

00:06:57I mean

00:06:58You

00:06:59Broke up

00:07:00You liked another guy

00:07:01Yes

00:07:02You broke up with him

00:07:03Did he cheat on you?

00:07:04No

00:07:05Then?

00:07:06It was a different situation

00:07:07Oh

00:07:08You're lying to guys

00:07:09Why would I lie to guys?

00:07:10I'm lying to girls too

00:07:11You're defaming guys

00:07:12Here it is

00:07:13Men

00:07:14Men right matters

00:07:16Here it is

00:07:18There must be someone

00:07:20Here it is

00:07:22Here it is

00:07:23Sigma male

00:07:25Andrew's tattoo

00:07:26Tattoo

00:07:38Sorry

00:07:39So

00:07:40Something like this

00:07:41Happened to you?

00:07:42No

00:07:43You were telling us

00:07:44About your situation

00:07:45It was a situation

00:07:46Situation is basically

00:07:47When

00:07:48Both

00:07:49When

00:07:50When you cheat

00:07:51Without the pen

00:07:52No

00:07:53When you cheat

00:07:54Then you say

00:07:55You have a problem

00:07:56With the pen

00:07:57Yes

00:07:58And it's allowed

00:07:59In poly

00:08:00What does he mean

00:08:01By poly?

00:08:02Poly means polyamorous

00:08:03Do you know polyamorous?

00:08:04Poly

00:08:05Not poly

00:08:06Poly

00:08:07This guy

00:08:08He doesn't get all this

00:08:09He will tell you

00:08:10About poly

00:08:11I have written a book

00:08:12On polyamorous

00:08:13I have written a book

00:08:14No no

00:08:15He doesn't understand

00:08:16He thinks

00:08:17He will tell you

00:08:18About polyamorous

00:08:19Can you explain

00:08:20What exactly happened?

00:08:21In polyamorous

00:08:22People said

00:08:23I love you

00:08:24But we love him too, we love him too, we love him too, and we love him too.

00:08:29I saw this in Bigg Boss.

00:08:32So, this is called polyamory. You can cheat without actually being called a cheater.

00:08:38Wait, this is cheating with consent.

00:08:41Yeah, I knew, but I didn't.

00:08:44Okay, so when he met you, he told you that we are going to be in a relationship.

00:08:48No.

00:08:49What did he say then?

00:08:50I told him about the situation.

00:08:51So, does it make sense?

00:08:53What does it mean?

00:08:54Why are you expecting commitment in a situation?

00:08:57But in a situation, two people live with each other without saying that we live with each other.

00:09:04They want to live with each other, but they don't want to admit that they want to live with each other.

00:09:08Because as soon as they say something, they will admit it to themselves as well.

00:09:12And that they don't want.

00:09:13This is your fault.

00:09:14You know, I have understood today, after so many years, why the RSS opposes Western culture.

00:09:26I don't know.

00:09:34I don't know till the end of the show.

00:09:38My childhood friend, who is a publicist, never told me clearly why Western culture is bad.

00:09:47Which you just explained in a monologue.

00:09:51So, have you ever done something like this, Mr. Atul?

00:09:57No, I have never done anything like this.

00:09:58And you?

00:10:00I don't know.

00:10:03It's been like...

00:10:0520 years.

00:10:06Yeah, very long.

00:10:07I gave up on all of this.

00:10:08Why are you so sad?

00:10:10Sad?

00:10:11You tell me, what about you?

00:10:13So, moving on.

00:10:17I am not in any ship.

00:10:20You are in a flight as well.

00:10:29So, Shweta Singh.

00:10:30Are you single now?

00:10:32Yes.

00:10:33You thought about it for a second, right?

00:10:34Yes.

00:10:35Why?

00:10:36Why?

00:10:37You process.

00:10:39You are not hung up on the one behind you.

00:10:42What did you say?

00:10:43No, I am not talking about you.

00:10:46Why do you keep clarifying?

00:10:48Did your ex-boss doubt you?

00:10:50Yes.

00:10:51What did he say?

00:10:52He used to think that I flirt.

00:10:54And I flirt.

00:10:55I don't flirt, but I end up dying.

00:10:57Flirts.

00:10:58He is the same guy who believes in polyamory.

00:11:00Yes.

00:11:01Bro, why do I feel like this is the red flag?

00:11:05Bro, I am sorry.

00:11:09More names.

00:11:10You end up dying from flirting.

00:11:13I am good at it.

00:11:15Okay.

00:11:16Very good.

00:11:18So, you cheated on your partner and wrote poetry.

00:11:21I didn't cheat on my partner.

00:11:22My partner cheated on me and I wrote poetry.

00:11:24Yes.

00:11:25You flirted with people.

00:11:26I don't flirt.

00:11:29It happens.

00:11:30It happens.

00:11:31He doesn't cheat either.

00:11:36Once, a rooster was after me.

00:11:42What is it?

00:11:47A rooster was after me.

00:11:58A rooster was after you.

00:12:00What happened?

00:12:01My grandma doesn't have stairs to go to the terrace.

00:12:05She has to climb the bricks that are left at home.

00:12:09And there were sticks on top.

00:12:11And grandma wanted sticks.

00:12:13Because she had to put them in the stove.

00:12:14Because she had to cook.

00:12:15So, I went upstairs.

00:12:16Because there was no one at home to go upstairs.

00:12:18And I picked up the sticks.

00:12:20And threw them down.

00:12:21Yes, exactly.

00:12:22I threw them down.

00:12:23And till then, from the terrace next to it..

00:12:26The people who had kept a lot of hens..

00:12:29They had a poultry business.

00:12:31A rooster came.

00:12:32And he fell down.

00:12:34And the terrace was very high.

00:12:36So, I couldn't jump.

00:12:38And there were no stairs.

00:12:39So, I couldn't come down.

00:12:40So, there was a hole there.

00:12:41You know, a hole.

00:12:42Basically, the village version of a bed.

00:12:45That is a hole.

00:12:46So, I built that hole.

00:12:47And now, I am walking around like this.

00:12:48And the rooster is following me like this.

00:12:50So, this is how.

00:12:51Where is your grandma's house?

00:12:53Bijnor.

00:12:54Where?

00:12:55Bijnor.

00:12:56Okay, Bijnor.

00:12:57UP.

00:12:58Okay, the Prime Minister's LPG didn't reach there.

00:13:00It didn't reach anywhere.

00:13:05Point.

00:13:06Did we give her a score?

00:13:08So, I have given you..

00:13:117.5.

00:13:13I have deducted 2.5 from your score.

00:13:14I am sorry.

00:13:15But..

00:13:16You know how to get it deducted.

00:13:20So..

00:13:21Oh, Kunal Kamra with a 7.

00:13:23Atul Khatri with an 8.

00:13:269.

00:13:278, 9.

00:13:33So, that makes an average.

00:13:358.

00:13:41So..

00:13:42Basically, I have written..

00:13:457.5.

00:13:46And in brackets, I have written that I feel 8.

00:13:49Oh!

00:13:52Two-timing.

00:13:55She said, two-timing.

00:14:01Thank you so much for joining us.

00:14:02A big round of applause for Ashweta Singh.

00:14:04Let's give a round of applause to her, man.

00:14:05Yeah.

00:14:06Very nice.

00:14:07So, make some noise.

00:14:09So, make some noise for Nikhil Ingle.

00:14:13Nikhil Ingle.

00:14:40Mere Nisha.

00:14:42Mere Nisha.

00:14:45Mere Nisha.

00:14:47Yeah.

00:14:48Juki Teri Palko Pe Mere Nisha.

00:14:50Mere Aankhon Mein Dikhta Hai Tera Jahan.

00:14:52Jo Tujhko Jo Dekhu To Aankhen Meri Tham Jaye.

00:14:55Aur Dil Ka Toh Haal Aise Jaise.

00:14:58Tujhko Jo Dekhe.

00:15:00Yeh Mujhko Lekhe.

00:15:03Bas Tere Peeche Peeche Bhaage.

00:15:08Tera Junu Hai.

00:15:10Tu Hi Sukhu Hai.

00:15:12Tujhse Hi Bande Dil Ke Dhaage.

00:15:16Kabhi Chup Chup Rahe.

00:15:18Kabhi Gaya Yeh Kare.

00:15:21Bin Pooche Teri Tarife.

00:15:23Sunaya Yeh Kare.

00:15:26Hai Koi Hakikat Tu.

00:15:28Ya Koi Fasana Hai.

00:15:30Kuch Jaane Agar To Itna Ke.

00:15:33Yeh Tera Diwana Hai Re Man Mera.

00:15:38Mane Na Man Mera.

00:15:42Okay, that's my time.

00:15:44Oh my God!

00:15:48Toh Aaj Kya Train Hai Bandhi?

00:15:54Balraj kabse beat dhoond raha tha.

00:15:56Ke clap tune mili nahi rahi jisko beat.

00:15:58Bhai, ultimately yeh ho gaya Try Not To Laugh Challenge.

00:16:00Agar aapne guitar invent bhi kiya hota

00:16:02toh bhi yeh bahut kharab performance.

00:16:06Yeh ek main naya kuch invent karke laaya ho.

00:16:08Naya musical instrument.

00:16:10Okay, this is my first attempt.

00:16:11I'm playing guitar.

00:16:12I'm just learning guitar.

00:16:13I'm 22 months.

00:16:14So, main civil engineer aur actor hoon.

00:16:16Toh kyu aaya hai yahaan pe phir?

00:16:17Monologue sir.

00:16:18Latent karna tha na.

00:16:19Mujhe aapse milna.

00:16:20First person toh aapse milna tha.

00:16:21Samay Rayano ko live dekhna hai.

00:16:23Toh ticket khari lete hai?

00:16:28Bachpan se main stage perform kar raha ho.

00:16:29Toh main performance hi karunga.

00:16:30Abhi yeh tohda naya try kiya.

00:16:31Aisa main dance, monologue kar leta ho.

00:16:33Toh yeh sucha kuch naya try karein.

00:16:34Excuse ready thi isse.

00:16:35Gaante gaante excuse hota hai.

00:16:38Aapke yeh na bolunga.

00:16:40Aapke expression dikh gaye the.

00:16:42But ek second.

00:16:43Aap bol rahe ho ki aap dancing pehle se karte the.

00:16:45Aur aap singing abhi do maine se kar rahe ho.

00:16:47Toh aap apna second hand sport kyu leke aaya aage?

00:16:49Nahi second hand nahi yeh.

00:16:51Dance aur monologue aur yeh sab sunaate hain.

00:16:53Main bola kuch guitar sunaate hain.

00:16:55Zyada guitar wale aaye bhi nahi the.

00:16:57Guitar wale aaye bhi nahi the.

00:16:58Lactant mein toh sucha.

00:16:59Abhi tak toh nahi aaye koi bhi guitar wale.

00:17:02Guitar performance ko khali abhi tera dance performance hi redeem kar sakta hai.

00:17:06Dance nahi, monologue sunaate tha.

00:17:07Aur wo zyada main achcha karta ho.

00:17:09Nahi nahi tera bolne wala theek hai.

00:17:15Yeh wo singing pe mat jao.

00:17:16Main achcha karta ho acting.

00:17:17Aisa acting hi karta ho main.

00:17:18Acha aap monologue karega?

00:17:19Okay okay.

00:17:20Come on.

00:17:21Wo thoda bada hai.

00:17:22Toh aap.

00:17:23Thoda bada hai?

00:17:24Matlab.

00:17:25Thoda aap saath minute kya hai.

00:17:27Aapko jab boring lage tha wo aap bun kar de na.

00:17:29Bun kar de?

00:17:30Haan bun kar de.

00:17:31Ho gaya?

00:17:32Ho gaya.

00:17:33Ho gaya?

00:17:35But dance mein kuch nahi ho sakta hai kya?

00:17:38Dance mein bhi kar sakta ho main.

00:17:39Aisa seekha hua nahi.

00:17:40Abhi achcha karta ho thoda.

00:17:41Dekho aap ne guitar baja diya hai.

00:17:43Toh aap kuch bhi karoge wo achcha hi lagega.

00:17:47Guitar bajana abhi chodna hi padega mujhe.

00:17:49Shuru toh kada aap.

00:17:56Bhai.

00:17:57Guts hai bhai ke paas.

00:17:58Do maine se guitar uthana seekha hai bas.

00:18:03Toh agar aapko karna hai.

00:18:05Dance karna hai toh.

00:18:06Why not?

00:18:07It's on you.

00:18:08Yeah sure.

00:18:09Yeah agar aapki permission ho chat.

00:18:10Play the music.

00:18:11Play the music.

00:18:12Yeh hum bhi aapko bol rahe the.

00:18:19Kuch non-copyright ho jaana hai bhai.

00:18:21Sorry ya.

00:18:22Sorry ya.

00:18:23Pata hai humko.

00:18:27Wait.

00:18:35Wait kya karna?

00:18:36Yeh hi hai ab.

00:18:39Aari hai aari hai.

00:18:44Wow.

00:18:48Aise hi baat ke chale hain baat.

00:18:51Aise hi baat karo.

00:18:52Aise hi baat karo.

00:18:56Aise hi baat karo.

00:19:00Oh.

00:19:01Oh.

00:19:04Oh.

00:19:08Aisa.

00:19:21It's kuch dashi me.

00:19:23Kya kya.

00:19:26Do you think the last time a guest came to your house, you danced?

00:19:31Brother, since how many years have you been doing stage performances?

00:19:34Stage performances? I did my first dance when I was 3 and a half years old.

00:19:38And today was your second.

00:19:41You also do betting, it's written here.

00:19:43Not at a very high level, but yes, I do.

00:19:46You're not doing anything at a very high level today.

00:19:49I'm not doing it now. I'll do a lot of things at a high level in future.

00:19:52So what will you do in future?

00:19:54Acting.

00:19:55Okay.

00:19:56So, can you do some acting?

00:19:58I'll give you a scene.

00:19:59Okay, you'll give me a scene?

00:20:01You have to console your friend's grandma who has died.

00:20:07Yes.

00:20:08What do you mean?

00:20:09What do you mean, what do I have to console her?

00:20:12Your friend's grandma has died?

00:20:14Yes.

00:20:15What was her age, by the way? That also depends, right?

00:20:17She was 45 years old.

00:20:22Grandma was like me.

00:20:25She was 45 years old.

00:20:33It happens.

00:20:34Who is that, then?

00:20:37She's my friend.

00:20:37She can also be your grandpa.

00:20:40No, she's my friend.

00:20:42She's not my grandma, she's my...

00:20:44He's my friend.

00:20:45Let me take her name.

00:20:49Let me take my friend's name, he's my best friend.

00:20:52Did you see?

00:20:53What do you mean? I was 45 years old.

00:20:56Forget it. Let it go.

00:21:01Are you serious?

00:21:03At this age?

00:21:05Okay, okay. Let it go.

00:21:06Let's smoke a cigarette.

00:21:08No matter how much porn you put in this film, no one will watch it.

00:21:16What are you doing at home?

00:21:18It's a related show.

00:21:20Play with our faith.

00:21:22I fought and came home.

00:21:24Why?

00:21:25My family didn't want me to go.

00:21:26You must have heard the guitar.

00:21:30It's good to have a guitar at home.

00:21:32To all you millennials and beyond, I just tell you that in some cases, your father could be right.

00:21:40He's here right now.

00:21:41He's here? Your father's here?

00:21:43He's in the audience?

00:21:44No, he's in the panel.

00:21:47He's in the audience right now.

00:21:50He's not in a government job, right?

00:21:53Who?

00:21:54Dad.

00:21:55Yes, he's retired now.

00:21:56He's retired?

00:21:57Yes.

00:21:58So, if we call your dad, is that okay?

00:22:00Call him, sir.

00:22:01Sir, wherever you are, where are you?

00:22:12Sir, what's your name?

00:22:14Vikas Singh De.

00:22:15Vikas, where do you live?

00:22:20Sir, I live in Akola.

00:22:22I was a senior clerk in a municipal corporation.

00:22:26I'm retired now.

00:22:27I have two sons.

00:22:28One is a mechanical engineer and the other is a civil engineer.

00:22:31Oh, wow!

00:22:32He's your younger son?

00:22:33He's my younger son.

00:22:34He's a little...

00:22:35He's a little over the top.

00:22:40He was born in Urmi and I was born in Rita.

00:22:42So, all day long, he...

00:22:45He kept walking.

00:22:46I see.

00:22:48I have to keep him in the mask, right?

00:22:52He keeps playing the guitar all day?

00:22:53Yes, sir.

00:22:54He keeps playing the guitar all day.

00:22:55So, this is the situation.

00:22:56What are you doing, sir?

00:22:57Tell me.

00:22:58Sir, I...

00:22:59Did you come from the side or should I have started?

00:23:00Sir, I didn't know it was you.

00:23:02But I was telling him that he should listen to his dad.

00:23:05Sir, if you explain it to him, it will be a good thing.

00:23:12Bro, for the first time, someone is taking career guidance from me.

00:23:17Sir, have you seen my work?

00:23:20Wherever I go, I cause a loss.

00:23:23No, sir.

00:23:24A lot of heavy people come to you.

00:23:26Those who don't take care of us, take care of you.

00:23:36Sir, please.

00:23:37Your guidance is very important.

00:23:40Come on, bro.

00:23:41Okay, sir.

00:23:43Because he's nothing in the audience.

00:23:45No, no, no.

00:23:46No, no.

00:23:47You're doing a lot better than him.

00:23:54According to me, there's no one better than you.

00:23:56Thank you, bro.

00:23:57Sir, thank you so much.

00:23:58Sir, I feel you, sir.

00:23:59No, no.

00:24:00The people who keep watching you all day,

00:24:02they put all this on you at the time of tea in the morning.

00:24:05Oh, sorry, bro.

00:24:06No, no.

00:24:07What they say is that you understand something.

00:24:10I told him that he understands everything.

00:24:12But there are some things that he can't say in front of you.

00:24:17It feels a little odd, sir.

00:24:20Sir, please don't call me sir.

00:24:22I'm much younger than you.

00:24:23No, sir.

00:24:24It's a big deal.

00:24:25That's why you should call me sir.

00:24:27Call him sir.

00:24:29It's not that big of a deal.

00:24:33Sir, I have one question.

00:24:35Call me son first.

00:24:36No, no, sir.

00:24:37Call me son.

00:24:38Son.

00:24:39No, I won't listen.

00:24:40Son.

00:24:41Son.

00:24:42Son.

00:24:46You have one talented son.

00:24:49Okay, fine.

00:24:52But sir, the place where you're sitting,

00:24:55you're sitting according to the judges.

00:24:57That's why you have to call him sir.

00:24:59I'll stand then.

00:25:01Am I a son now?

00:25:02No, no.

00:25:04Sit down.

00:25:05Sir, it's very nice.

00:25:07Thank you, sir.

00:25:09A round of applause for Mr. Anil.

00:25:13Nikhil, you are very lucky.

00:25:14You have a very supportive father.

00:25:16Thank you so much.

00:25:17Who is supporting you despite whatever you are doing.

00:25:20Samay, Samay.

00:25:21First time on the channel,

00:25:22I mean on this program,

00:25:23did anyone bring their parents for the first time?

00:25:25Yes, Mahim Singh came once.

00:25:28Who did he bring?

00:25:29Sir, he had four episodes.

00:25:32What?

00:25:33Dad came, killed him and left.

00:25:35Thank you, dad.

00:25:36Thank you, dad.

00:25:37He left.

00:25:38Who will he bring?

00:25:39I'll do it too, sir.

00:25:40I'll do it too.

00:25:41I'll kill him once.

00:25:42Watch it.

00:25:43Okay.

00:25:44You have killed your dad's ambitions.

00:25:49Very nice, Nikhil.

00:25:50A round of applause for Nikhil.

00:25:54So, Nikhil,

00:25:55I have given you and your father

00:25:58both numbers.

00:25:59Because of your dad,

00:26:00I have increased seven marks.

00:26:03So, your total is six.

00:26:097.5.

00:26:117.5.

00:26:12Seven.

00:26:13Seven.

00:26:15I agree with his father.

00:26:16Three.

00:26:17Three.

00:26:18How much is it?

00:26:20So, your average is six.

00:26:24What did you write?

00:26:27No, no, no.

00:26:28His facial expression...

00:26:2918.5.

00:26:34If you had given four or five,

00:26:35it would have been fine.

00:26:36Oh, man.

00:26:37If you had done a little work,

00:26:38you would have won.

00:26:40Damn, man.

00:26:41It's your fault, idiot.

00:26:42He has talent.

00:26:46Sir,

00:26:47did you see what I wrote?

00:26:48In the beginning,

00:26:49the company doesn't look good.

00:26:50But later,

00:26:51they start enjoying.

00:26:52Later, bring your father.

00:26:53That's the value I got.

00:26:55That's the value I got.

00:26:56So, a huge round of applause

00:26:57for Nikhil.

00:27:00Up next,

00:27:01we have

00:27:03Sourav Vaishnav.

00:27:04Make some noise for Sourav Vaishnav.

00:27:07He's gonna do some stand-up comedy.

00:27:13Hi.

00:27:22Hi.

00:27:26What's up, man?

00:27:28Are you here to do stand-up?

00:27:30What are you playing?

00:27:34Isn't this your part in the ad?

00:27:37No, no.

00:27:38If this was there,

00:27:39it would have been crazy.

00:27:42It would have been crazy.

00:27:45Guys,

00:27:46how many of you are interested

00:27:47in the universe?

00:27:48Astronomy in the universe?

00:27:49Have you seen?

00:27:51A huge scam is going on

00:27:52in the studies of the universe.

00:27:54These scientists

00:27:55keep looking for water

00:27:56everywhere.

00:27:57They haven't found it.

00:27:58They are just looking for it.

00:28:00Everywhere.

00:28:01First, they look for a planet.

00:28:02And then,

00:28:03they start looking for water

00:28:04on that planet.

00:28:05Sometimes, they are looking

00:28:06for water on the moon.

00:28:07Sometimes, they are looking

00:28:08for water on Mars.

00:28:09Sometimes, they are looking

00:28:10for water on water.

00:28:11So, my question to them is

00:28:12that if you are not

00:28:13getting water,

00:28:14then leave it.

00:28:15Move on.

00:28:17Look for something else.

00:28:18Look for a beer

00:28:19for the time being.

INDIA'S GOT LATENT | EP 05 ft. ‪| KunalKamra‬ ‪| AtulKhatriComedian‬

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