INDIA'S GOT LATENT EP 05 ft. Kunal Kamra, Atul Khatri Comedian
INDIA'S GOT LATENT EP 05 ft. Kunal Kamra, Atul Khatri Comedian
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00:00:00Hello, and welcome to India's Got Latent.
00:00:03An unnecessary reality show.
00:00:05This show has no point.
00:00:07Just like life.
00:00:08Maybe it could be the worst experience of your life.
00:00:10Maybe it could be the best.
00:00:15It is a pointless reality show,
00:00:17but it has a very interesting point system.
00:00:20People from every corner of India
00:00:22will come to this show to show their talent.
00:00:24They will only have 90 seconds
00:00:26to show their talent.
00:00:28But before showing their talent,
00:00:30they have to score themselves out of 10.
00:00:32After showing their talent,
00:00:34our judges will give them a score.
00:00:36If the judges' average score is the same
00:00:38as the score given by the participant
00:00:40before the performance,
00:00:42then the participant will win the show
00:00:44and all the money from the ticket sales
00:00:46will go to them.
00:00:48Yes, from this show we will know
00:00:50who is self-aware,
00:00:52and from the YouTube views of this show
00:00:54we will know who is unemployed.
00:00:56Let's start.
00:01:04Welcome to the show.
00:01:06A big round of applause for the panel.
00:01:10Kunal,
00:01:12thank you so much for coming.
00:01:14You took out time from your busy schedule.
00:01:16I mean, the elections are over
00:01:18so I know you are free.
00:01:20But still, thank you so much for coming.
00:01:22A big round of applause for Kunal.
00:01:26How are you, Kunal?
00:01:28I am very excited to see
00:01:30who is coming as a talent.
00:01:32And with so many young people here,
00:01:34genuinely,
00:01:36this is really like
00:01:38DJ Sanghvi College.
00:01:42One second, with young people?
00:01:44Yes.
00:01:48He is our Anil Kapoor.
00:01:50But a big round of applause
00:01:52for Atul Khatti also, man. Come on.
00:01:54By the way, Kunal,
00:01:56talent doesn't come here,
00:01:58talent comes here.
00:02:02So friends, we have called Atul sir
00:02:04because we saw in the last episode
00:02:06that Maheep killed a lot.
00:02:08So we thought that in every episode
00:02:10we should at least call an old man.
00:02:16Thank you so much for joining us, Atul ji.
00:02:18Thank you, man.
00:02:20How is everything? Are you taking all the medicines?
00:02:22Yes.
00:02:24You will get a break, right?
00:02:28But anyway, let's make some noise for both of them.
00:02:30Come on.
00:02:32Thank you, man.
00:02:34And we also have a random ass lassi drink.
00:02:42Kunal's camera can't get any more cancelled.
00:02:44He has nothing to lose.
00:02:48So should we begin? India's Got Latent.
00:02:52Alright, so the first act of the night
00:02:54is Shweta Singh, everyone.
00:02:56Come on.
00:03:00I feel that
00:03:02girls go blind in love.
00:03:04Blind means you can't see anything.
00:03:06Not even a little bit.
00:03:08Say Irshaad.
00:03:10In love.
00:03:12In love, I see only you.
00:03:14In love, I see only you.
00:03:16I can't see anything.
00:03:18Is it true that
00:03:20girls can't see anything?
00:03:22Wow.
00:03:26Then comes the next stage.
00:03:28Then the guy says it's not working out anymore.
00:03:30But the girl is determined
00:03:32to wear all his red flex lehngas one day.
00:03:34I will make him mine.
00:03:36I will fix him.
00:03:38And then it happens that the guy cheats
00:03:40and doesn't tell her.
00:03:42I tell him to tell her.
00:03:44Irshaad.
00:03:46Irshaad.
00:03:48Irshaad.
00:03:58I thought
00:04:00justice would fight its battles.
00:04:02I thought
00:04:04we'll bring down the fascists together
00:04:06But after knowing,
00:04:08I know you're cheating!
00:04:10But inside you're empty.
00:04:12Wow.
00:04:14Then comes the
00:04:16Right?
00:04:17You're done. Everything is fine.
00:04:18Cheat, weed, blah, blah, blah.
00:04:20Done.
00:04:21And then you feel like you'll forget.
00:04:25But you're a girl.
00:04:27It's not easy for girls, guys.
00:04:29Right? It's like I forget you, I don't think of you.
00:04:32I make my brain so stubborn.
00:04:34How can I cheat on you in every girl?
00:04:37I even blocked you.
00:04:39Rahat, you still came.
00:04:40Your number is in the feed. How can I relate to it?
00:04:43Wow.
00:04:45And before I came here...
00:04:46Alright, alright. That's time.
00:04:47But if you want to do something else,
00:04:49you can say it here instead of the therapist.
00:04:53Last.
00:04:55Everyone told me that poets don't come here.
00:04:57And there's a lot of humiliation.
00:04:58And they get insulted a lot.
00:05:00Where?
00:05:01Yes.
00:05:01No, never.
00:05:02Never? Where?
00:05:03He's such a nice guy.
00:05:04Yes.
00:05:05I was also told that boys never lie.
00:05:08Where?
00:05:11I love your performance.
00:05:17Not lying.
00:05:19Obviously.
00:05:20So, you know, things you say to yourself.
00:05:23That I'm a fan girl in difficult times.
00:05:27I'm a boy who's stubborn and angry.
00:05:29It's your illusion, you'll kill me.
00:05:32I'm the character of an M.S. story.
00:05:34I'm the character of an M.S. story.
00:05:37Come on, come on. All of you, applause for her, guys.
00:05:38Come on.
00:05:40Sir, the second paragraph...
00:05:42The second one, just repeat it once again.
00:05:45You turned out to be so loyal to dishonesty.
00:05:48I never thought you'd turn out to be my friend.
00:05:50That's enough, Udaita.
00:05:51That's what Kunal had to say to Mr. Modi.
00:05:56This is what Mr. Modi had to say to Ayodhya voters.
00:06:02Okay.
00:06:05Look, I won't be able to judge him.
00:06:08Because I broke up for the first time 20 years ago.
00:06:11So, I left that feeling two decades ago.
00:06:14Don't even ask me that question.
00:06:18Did you break up?
00:06:20A long time ago.
00:06:21Okay, so how come you're in so much pain now?
00:06:24There were two.
00:06:25Oh, at the same time?
00:06:26No.
00:06:28One trauma plus another trauma.
00:06:31Okay. What happened?
00:06:33Breakup.
00:06:35She just told us everything in four paragraphs.
00:06:39She trusted him, the guy cheated on her, she didn't tell him.
00:06:42Then?
00:06:43She didn't get a remedy even after blocking him.
00:06:45You told us everything so carefully.
00:06:47I didn't understand anything.
00:06:48I was watching you from the top.
00:06:51So, you broke up once.
00:06:53Yes.
00:06:54Then you joined another break-up...
00:06:56You joined another...
00:06:57I did a break-up plus.
00:06:59You liked another guy.
00:07:00Yes.
00:07:01You broke up with him too.
00:07:02Yes.
00:07:02Did they cheat on you?
00:07:03No.
00:07:04Then?
00:07:04It was a different situation.
00:07:06Oh.
00:07:07You're lying to the guys.
00:07:09Why would I lie to the guys?
00:07:10I'm lying to the girls too.
00:07:11You defamed the guys.
00:07:12He's here.
00:07:13Men right matters.
00:07:15He's here.
00:07:17He must be the one.
00:07:19What?
00:07:22We have a Sigma male here.
00:07:25Andrew's tattoo.
00:07:37Sorry.
00:07:38Sorry.
00:07:39Did something like this happen to you?
00:07:41No.
00:07:41You were telling us about your situation.
00:07:43It was a situation.
00:07:44Situation is basically when...
00:07:47Both of us...
00:07:50When you cheat without the pen.
00:07:51No.
00:07:52When you cheat, you say that you're poly.
00:07:55And you're allowed to be poly.
00:07:57What does poly mean?
00:07:58Poly means polyamorous.
00:08:00Do you know polyamorous?
00:08:01No.
00:08:01Okay.
00:08:03One person.
00:08:04He's the one.
00:08:05I know the polygraph test.
00:08:07No.
00:08:08Atul sir will explain poly.
00:08:11I wrote a book on it.
00:08:12No.
00:08:13He doesn't know anything about Gen Z.
00:08:15He thinks we're talking about amorous.
00:08:18But you explain what exactly happened to you.
00:08:20So, in polyamorous, people say that they love you.
00:08:24But we love him too.
00:08:26We love him too.
00:08:27We love him too.
00:08:28And we love him too.
00:08:29I saw this in Bigg Boss.
00:08:32So, this is called polyamory.
00:08:34You can cheat without actually being called a cheater.
00:08:37Wait. This is cheating with consent.
00:08:41Yeah, I knew, but I didn't.
00:08:43Okay. So, when he met you,
00:08:45he told you that he was going to be in a relationship.
00:08:47No.
00:08:48What did he say?
00:08:49I told you about the situation.
00:08:50So, he's your man.
00:08:53What is a man?
00:08:54Why are you expecting a commitment in a situation?
00:08:56But in a situation,
00:08:58two people live with each other
00:09:01without saying that they live with each other.
00:09:04They want to live with each other.
00:09:05But they don't want to admit that they want to live with each other.
00:09:08Because as soon as they say something,
00:09:09they will admit it to themselves.
00:09:12And that, they don't want.
00:09:13This is your version.
00:09:16This is the world's version.
00:09:17Do you know?
00:09:18I have understood today, after so many years,
00:09:22that why do RSS people oppose Western culture?
00:09:34He will be a part of the show till the end.
00:09:37My childhood friend is quite a publicist.
00:09:41He never told me clearly
00:09:44why Western culture is bad.
00:09:46You just explained it in a monologue.
00:09:50So,
00:09:52have you ever done anything like this, Atul?
00:09:56No, I have never done anything like this.
00:09:57And you?
00:09:59I don't know.
00:10:02It's been like...
00:10:04Yeah.
00:10:05Yeah.
00:10:06Yeah, very long.
00:10:07I gave up on all of this.
00:10:08Why are you so sad, brother?
00:10:10I am not sad.
00:10:11You tell me. What about you?
00:10:13So, moving on.
00:10:17I am not in any ship.
00:10:20You are in a flight too, brother.
00:10:23Thank God.
00:10:29So, Shweta Singh.
00:10:30Are you single now?
00:10:32Yes.
00:10:33You thought about it after a second, right?
00:10:34Yes.
00:10:35Why?
00:10:36Why?
00:10:37You process.
00:10:38Yes.
00:10:39I think you too...
00:10:40You are not hung up on the one behind you.
00:10:42What did you say?
00:10:43No, I am not talking about you.
00:10:45Why do you keep clarifying?
00:10:47Did your ex-boss doubt you?
00:10:49Yes.
00:10:50What did he say?
00:10:51He thought I flirt.
00:10:53And I flirt.
00:10:54I don't flirt, but I end up dying.
00:10:57So, it's...
00:10:58He is the same guy who believes in polyamory.
00:11:00Yes.
00:11:01Brother, why do I feel that you are the red flag?
00:11:04Right?
00:11:05Brother, I am sorry.
00:11:09More pink.
00:11:10You end up dying when you flirt.
00:11:13I am good at it.
00:11:16That's great.
00:11:18So, you cheated on your partner and wrote a poem.
00:11:21I didn't cheat on my partner.
00:11:22My partner cheated on me and I wrote a poem.
00:11:24Yes.
00:11:24You flirted with people.
00:11:26I don't flirt.
00:11:29It happens.
00:11:30He doesn't flirt either.
00:11:32It happens.
00:11:36Once, I was chased by a rooster.
00:11:42What is it? Tell me.
00:11:47He said rooster, not rooster.
00:11:50Rooster.
00:11:58I was chased by a rooster.
00:12:00What happened?
00:12:01My grandma didn't have stairs to go to the terrace.
00:12:05She had to climb the brick wall in the house.
00:12:09And she kept sticks on top of it.
00:12:11She wanted sticks because she had to cook.
00:12:15So, I went upstairs because there was no one else in the house.
00:12:18I picked up the sticks and threw them down.
00:12:21Yes, exactly. I threw them down.
00:12:23And from the terrace next to it,
00:12:26there was a poultry business.
00:12:31A rooster came and chased me.
00:12:34The terrace was too high. I couldn't jump.
00:12:37I couldn't go down because there were no stairs.
00:12:40There was a ditch.
00:12:42Basically, the village version of a bed is a ditch.
00:12:45I stood on the ditch.
00:12:47I was walking around and the rooster was chasing me.
00:12:49So, this is how it happened.
00:12:50Where is your grandma's house?
00:12:53Bijnor.
00:12:54Where is it?
00:12:54Bijnor.
00:12:56Okay, Bijnor.
00:12:56UP.
00:12:57The Prime Minister's LPG didn't reach there.
00:13:00Nothing reached there.
00:13:01What?
00:13:05Point.
00:13:06Should we give her a score?
00:13:08I have given you a score of 7.5.
00:13:12I have deducted two and a half from your score. I am sorry.
00:13:15But now you know how to get it deducted.
00:13:20So, Kunal Kamra with a 7.
00:13:23Atul Khatri with an 8.
00:13:269.
00:13:278 and 9.
00:13:33So, that makes your average 8.
00:13:36Let's go.
00:13:39Okay.
00:13:43Tell us.
00:13:44I have written 7.5 and I have written 8 in the bracket.
00:13:53You are a fool.
00:13:55You guys have done two-timing.
00:14:02Thank you so much for joining us.
00:14:03Ashwath, sing for us.
00:14:04Come on, let's give a round of applause to her.
00:14:05Yeah, yeah.
00:14:07Well done.
00:14:08So, make some noise for Nikhil Ingle.
00:14:13Come on, make some noise.
00:14:14Yeah, guys.
00:15:43Okay, that's my take.
00:15:44Oh, my God!
00:15:48So, is there a train today, girl?
00:15:53Balraj was looking for the beat since a long time.
00:15:56He couldn't find the beat.
00:15:57Ultimately, this happened.
00:15:59Try not to laugh challenge.
00:16:00Even if you had invented the guitar,
00:16:02this performance would have been bad.
00:16:05So sorry.
00:16:06I have invented something new.
00:16:07Look, a new musical instrument.
00:16:10Okay, this is my first attempt.
00:16:11I am playing guitar.
00:16:12I am just learning guitar.
00:16:14I am a civil engineer and an actor.
00:16:15Why did you come here then?
00:16:16I wanted to do a monologue.
00:16:18I wanted to meet you.
00:16:19You were the first person I wanted to meet.
00:16:21Because I want to see Samay Rai's live performance.
00:16:22So, let's buy a ticket.
00:16:25We didn't have to waste time here.
00:16:27It would have cost us 150 rupees.
00:16:28I have been performing on stage since childhood.
00:16:29So, I will perform.
00:16:30I tried something new.
00:16:31I can do a dance monologue.
00:16:33So, I thought of trying something new.
00:16:34The excuse was ready.
00:16:35He was singing and he was giving excuses.
00:16:38What will I say now?
00:16:39I saw your expressions on the way.
00:16:42But wait a minute.
00:16:42You said that you have been dancing for a long time.
00:16:45And you have been singing for two months now.
00:16:47So, why did you bring your second-hand sport?
00:16:49It's not second-hand.
00:16:51I want to perform a dance monologue.
00:16:54So, I thought of playing a guitar.
00:16:55I didn't get many guitarists in my act.
00:16:58So, I thought..
00:16:58You didn't get any guitarist yet.
00:17:00Your dance performance can redeem your guitar performance.
00:17:05I can perform a monologue.
00:17:07I am better at it.
00:17:08No, your way of speaking is fine.
00:17:12He is..
00:17:14No, don't get into singing.
00:17:15I am good at acting.
00:17:16I can act.
00:17:17Okay, you will do a monologue.
00:17:18Okay, I will do a monologue.
00:17:20Come on.
00:17:20It's a little long.
00:17:21So, you..
00:17:22It's a little long?
00:17:23How many minutes did it take?
00:17:24It took seven minutes.
00:17:25It took seven minutes?
00:17:26When you feel bored, you can stop.
00:17:29I can stop?
00:17:29Yes, you can stop.
00:17:31It's done?
00:17:32It's done.
00:17:32You can stop.
00:17:33It's done?
00:17:35But can't you do anything in dance?
00:17:37I can do it in dance too.
00:17:39I haven't learnt it yet.
00:17:40But I can do it well.
00:17:41You have played the guitar.
00:17:43So, whatever you do, it will sound good.
00:17:47I think I will have to stop playing the guitar.
00:17:49At least start it now.
00:17:55He has guts.
00:17:57He has learnt to play the guitar since two months.
00:18:03So, if you want to dance, why not?
00:18:06It's on you.
00:18:07Yeah, sure.
00:18:07Yeah, if you allow me.
00:18:09Play the music.
00:18:10Play the music.
00:18:12Even we were saying the same thing to you.
00:18:16Sir.
00:18:18Play something non-copyrighted.
00:18:21Sorry, I know you are a businessman.
00:18:35What are you waiting for? Stay right here.
00:18:38The beat is coming.
00:18:41Yes.
00:18:44Wow!
00:18:46Go on.
00:18:48Keep on running like this.
00:18:50Brother, keep dancing.
00:18:51You do it.
00:18:55Okay.
00:19:07Okay.
00:19:10Oho!
00:19:12This is called shimmy.
00:19:16Do you think the last time Kali
00:19:18danced was when the guests came home?
00:19:22Show it to Mr. Sharma.
00:19:24I did stage performances for the first time
00:19:26when I was around 3 and a half years old.
00:19:28And today was your second.
00:19:32I did stage performances for the first time
00:19:34when I was around 3 and a half years old.
00:19:36And today was your second.
00:19:38And today was your second.
00:19:42So you do betting too?
00:19:44Not on a very high level.
00:19:46But yes, I do.
00:19:48You're not doing anything on a very high level.
00:19:50I'm not doing it now, sir.
00:19:52I'll do a lot of things in the future.
00:19:54So what will you do in the future?
00:19:56Acting.
00:19:58So do some acting.
00:20:00Should I give you a scene?
00:20:02To console you
00:20:04about your friend's granny
00:20:06Yes.
00:20:07What do you want to console her?
00:20:09What do you want to console her?
00:20:11Your friend's grandma passed away?
00:20:13Yes.
00:20:14What was her age?
00:20:15That also depends.
00:20:16She was 45.
00:20:21Grandma was like me.
00:20:31Did you bring a mic stand to console your grandma?
00:20:33No.
00:20:34He brought it.
00:20:37It happens.
00:20:39Who is he?
00:20:41He is my friend.
00:20:42He could be your grandpa.
00:20:45No, he is my brother.
00:20:46My grandpa is not my friend.
00:20:48Look Shubha.
00:20:50Nothing happens.
00:20:53What do you mean she was 45?
00:20:56Leave it.
00:21:01Was she very serious?
00:21:03At this age?
00:21:04Okay.
00:21:05Leave it.
00:21:06Let's smoke a cigarette.
00:21:08No one will watch this film even if you put a lot of porn in it.
00:21:14Okay.
00:21:16What did you forget at home?
00:21:17What are you coming to do?
00:21:18Latent show.
00:21:19Play with our faith.
00:21:21I fought and came here.
00:21:23Why?
00:21:24Why?
00:21:25My family didn't want me to go.
00:21:26You must have heard the guitar.
00:21:30The guitar sounds good at home.
00:21:32To all you millennials and beyond,
00:21:35I just tell you that in some cases,
00:21:37your father could be right.
00:21:40He is here right now.
00:21:41He is here?
00:21:43He is in the audience?
00:21:44No, he is in the panel.
00:21:47He is in the audience right now.
00:21:51He is not in a government job, right?
00:21:53Who?
00:21:54Dad.
00:21:55Yes, he is retired now.
00:21:56Retired?
00:21:57Yes.
00:21:58So, if we call your dad, will it work?
00:22:00Call him, sir.
00:22:01Sir, wherever you are,
00:22:03where are you?
00:22:06Come, come.
00:22:12Sir, what is your name?
00:22:13Vikas Singde.
00:22:15Vikas, where do you live?
00:22:20Sir, I live in Akola.
00:22:22I was a senior clerk in the Municipal Corporation.
00:22:25I am retired now.
00:22:27I have two sons.
00:22:28One is a Mechanical Engineer
00:22:29and the other is a Civil Engineer.
00:22:31Oh, wow!
00:22:32This is your younger son?
00:22:33This is my younger son.
00:22:34He is a little...
00:22:35He is a little too much in the environment.
00:22:37He sits in the room all day long.
00:22:40He sits in the room all day long.
00:22:41I am retired.
00:22:42So, he keeps walking all day long.
00:22:46What do I do with him, sir?
00:22:48I have to give him a pass.
00:22:50You have to keep him in the pass, right?
00:22:51He keeps playing the guitar all day long?
00:22:53Yes, sir, he keeps playing the guitar all day long.
00:22:55So, this is the situation?
00:22:56What are you doing, sir?
00:22:57Tell me.
00:22:58Did he come from the side or would he have started?
00:23:00Sir, I didn't know that you were here.
00:23:01But I was telling him that he should listen to his father.
00:23:05Sir, if you explain it to him, it will be a good thing.
00:23:12Sir, this is the first time
00:23:13that someone is taking career guidance from me.
00:23:17Sir, have you seen my work?
00:23:18Sir, do you have...
00:23:20I go wherever I go.
00:23:21I come back with a loss.
00:23:22No, sir.
00:23:23A lot of heavy people come to you.
00:23:26Those who can't handle us, handle you.
00:23:36Sir, please.
00:23:37Your guidance is very important.
00:23:40Come on, man.
00:23:41Okay, sir.
00:23:42Take me to your place.
00:23:43Because this is not my place in the audience.
00:23:45No, no.
00:23:46Let him play, sir.
00:23:47No, no. You are doing a lot better than him.
00:23:50No, sir.
00:23:51No, sir.
00:23:54I don't think there is anyone better than you.
00:23:56Thank you, man.
00:23:57Sir, thank you so much.
00:23:58Sir, I feel you, sir.
00:23:59The people who keep watching you all day,
00:24:02they make you do all this at the time of tea in the morning.
00:24:05Sorry, man.
00:24:06No, no.
00:24:07So, what do they say?
00:24:08Do you understand anything?
00:24:09I said, sir, I understand everything.
00:24:11But there are some things that I can't say in front of you.
00:24:18It seems a little odd, sir.
00:24:19Yes, sir.
00:24:20Sir, please don't call me sir.
00:24:22I am much younger than you.
00:24:23No, sir.
00:24:24It's a big thing for you.
00:24:25That's why you should call me sir.
00:24:27No, sir.
00:24:28Not at all, sir.
00:24:29Not at all, sir.
00:24:30It's not that big of a deal.
00:24:31Sir, tell me one thing.
00:24:33Sir, let me ask you one question.
00:24:35Call me son.
00:24:36No, no, sir.
00:24:37Call me son.
00:24:38No, son.
00:24:39No, not Sudhu.
00:24:40Son.
00:24:41Okay, son.
00:24:42Son.
00:24:46You have one talented son.
00:24:48Okay, fine, sir.
00:24:51Let's go, sir.
00:24:52But, sir, the place where you are sitting,
00:24:54you are sitting according to the judges.
00:24:56That's why you should call me sir.
00:24:58I'll stand then.
00:25:01Am I a son now?
00:25:02No, no, sir.
00:25:03Sit down.
00:25:04Okay, sir.
00:25:06Thank you, sir.
00:25:12Nikhil, you are very lucky.
00:25:14You have a very supportive father.
00:25:15Thank you so much.
00:25:16Who is supporting you
00:25:17despite whatever you are doing.
00:25:20Samay, Samay.
00:25:21For the first time,
00:25:22did anyone bring their parents
00:25:23on this show?
00:25:24For the first time?
00:25:25Maheep Singh came once.
00:25:26Okay.
00:25:28Who did he bring?
00:25:29Sir, he had four episodes.
00:25:32What?
00:25:33Your father came,
00:25:34killed him and left.
00:25:35Thank you, brother.
00:25:36That's what happened.
00:25:37He left.
00:25:38Look at him.
00:25:39I'll do it too, sir.
00:25:40I'll do it too.
00:25:41I'll kill him once.
00:25:42Just watch.
00:25:43Okay.
00:25:44Yes.
00:25:45You have fulfilled
00:25:46your father's ambitions.
00:25:49Very good, Nikhil.
00:25:50A big round of applause
00:25:51for Nikhil.
00:25:54So, Nikhil,
00:25:55I have given you
00:25:56and your father
00:25:57both numbers.
00:25:59Because of your dad,
00:26:00I have increased seven marks.
00:26:02And my marks?
00:26:03So, your total is six.
00:26:05Six.
00:26:06Minus one.
00:26:097.5.
00:26:117.5.
00:26:12Seven.
00:26:13Seven.
00:26:14I agree with his father.
00:26:15Three.
00:26:16Three.
00:26:17How much is it?
00:26:19So, your average is
00:26:20six.
00:26:23What did you write?
00:26:26No, no, no.
00:26:27I can see it from his face.
00:26:32Oh, shit.
00:26:33If you would have given four
00:26:34or five, it would have been fine.
00:26:35I would have given four.
00:26:36If he would have hyped
00:26:37a little less,
00:26:38he would have won.
00:26:39I would have written six.
00:26:40It's your fault, idiot.
00:26:41He has talent.
00:26:42He has talent.
00:26:44See.
00:26:46Sir, did you see
00:26:47what I wrote there?
00:26:48In the beginning,
00:26:49the company doesn't look good.
00:26:50Later on,
00:26:51you start enjoying it.
00:26:52Later on,
00:26:53you praise your father like this.
00:26:54Later on,
00:26:55you praise him like this.
00:26:56So, huge round of applause
00:26:57for Nikhil Ingle, guys.
00:27:00Up next,
00:27:01we have
00:27:03Sourav Vaishnav.
00:27:04Make some noise for Sourav Vaishnav.
00:27:07He is going to do some stand-up comedy.
00:27:13Hi.
00:27:22Hi.
00:27:26Not my act.
00:27:28He is going to do stand-up.
00:27:30What did you play?
00:27:34This wasn't your part
00:27:35in the act, right?
00:27:36No, no.
00:27:37This wasn't my part.
00:27:38If this had happened,
00:27:39it would have been so crazy.
00:27:42It would have been fun.
00:27:44Guys,
00:27:45how many of you
00:27:46are interested in the universe?
00:27:48Astronomy in the universe.
00:27:49Have you seen
00:27:50that there is a huge scam
00:27:51going on in the studies
00:27:52of the universe?
00:27:54These scientists
00:27:55keep looking for water
00:27:56everywhere.
00:27:57They haven't found it.
00:27:58They are just looking for it.
00:27:59Everywhere.
00:28:00First,
00:28:01they look for a planet.
00:28:02And then,
00:28:03they start looking for water
00:28:04on that planet.
00:28:05Sometimes,
00:28:06they are looking for water
00:28:07on the moon.
00:28:08Sometimes,
00:28:09they are looking for water
00:28:10on Mars.
00:28:11My question to them is that
00:28:12if you can't find water,
00:28:14then leave it.
00:28:15Move on.
00:28:16Look for something else.
00:28:17Look for a beer
00:28:18to get drunk on time.
00:28:21I mean,
00:28:22there can be
00:28:23a planet like that.
00:28:31There can be a planet like that
00:28:33where
00:28:34instead of water,
00:28:35there are waves of beer.
00:28:37I mean,
00:28:38open your mouth,
00:28:39there is beer in your mouth.
00:28:41Right?
00:28:42So,
00:28:43if a scientist
00:28:44finds a planet like that,
00:28:45it will cost him
00:28:46millions of dollars.
00:28:48But,
00:28:49it will save him
00:28:50millions of rupees.
00:28:54Right?
00:28:56So,
00:28:57it is possible
00:28:58that we didn't find
00:28:59a planet like that.
00:29:00But,
00:29:01it is possible
00:29:02that aliens found it.
00:29:03But,
00:29:04those idiots
00:29:05don't know
00:29:06what beer is.
00:29:07And those idiots
00:29:08are looking for water
00:29:09all over the universe.
00:29:10We are looking for
00:29:11beer all over the universe.
00:29:12They know
00:29:13what beer is.
00:29:14So,
00:29:15why don't we
00:29:16catch aliens directly?
00:29:17Well done.
00:29:18Make some noise
00:29:19for the bodyguards.
00:29:25Thanks.
00:29:26I just realized
00:29:27how long
00:29:2890 seconds
00:29:29can be.
00:29:31Do you like beer a lot?
00:29:33No, I have never drunk it.
00:29:35You have written it
00:29:36100 times, sir.
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:38Do you like beer or not?
00:29:39No, I don't like it.
00:29:40Time flies.
00:29:41Time flies.
00:29:43I am saying it from my heart.
00:29:47I am not a drunkard.
00:29:50I thought
00:29:51by chance.
00:29:54His face is like this.
00:29:57Your theory was weird.
00:29:59Where are you from?
00:30:00Jaipur.
00:30:01You are from Jaipur,
00:30:02Rajasthan.
00:30:03And you are looking for beer.
00:30:05For you.
00:30:06Don't you think
00:30:07you should look for water?
00:30:09We have water, right? That's why I'm looking for a beer.
00:30:13Okay. You don't have a beer.
00:30:14People are breaking bottles here.
00:30:16That's how much beer people have here.
00:30:20Hey, stop it.
00:30:22You've made a game out of it.
00:30:25Why do you have three rings?
00:30:26I've been wearing one since childhood.
00:30:29For good luck.
00:30:30It's not coming off.
00:30:31The other two rings are for engagement.
00:30:33I don't know why she got me to wear two.
00:30:35What?
00:30:36Son, that's called dowry.
00:30:40Oh!
00:30:42You have to wear both for the same wife.
00:30:45Yes.
00:30:45One was before puberty,
00:30:47and one was after she was puberty.
00:30:48Oh!
00:30:50A young age
00:30:53has come again.
00:30:55Oh!
00:30:57Who is it?
00:31:00Is your marriage arranged?
00:31:03Arranged.
00:31:04You know, I've never seen an arranged marriage.
00:31:06I mean, it's right in front of me.
00:31:07So, what's the big deal?
00:31:09She comes wearing that.
00:31:11It's not like that.
00:31:13In my case, we went to her house.
00:31:15Okay.
00:31:16She was like...
00:31:18No, I'm sorry.
00:31:19How many people went to her house?
00:31:20Three people, me, my parents.
00:31:21Ask her how much petrol she put in.
00:31:24No, no. Usually, what...
00:31:28Usually...
00:31:29What I've seen in an arranged marriage,
00:31:31when the groom's family goes,
00:31:32they go for 20-25 days.
00:31:33They'll eat and come back.
00:31:34Basically, that's the thing.
00:31:35So, three people is good. Okay.
00:31:36Three people went to her house?
00:31:38So, after a while,
00:31:40she sat in front of her family.
00:31:42Normally, there's no heavy make-up or anything.
00:31:44Normally, dressed.
00:31:45So, we told her to talk in the garden
00:31:48as long as she wanted to.
00:31:50She talked for half an hour or 20-25 minutes
00:31:51and then it clicked.
00:31:53Oh, it clicked.
00:31:53In 20 minutes, she decided.
00:31:55In 30 minutes, did you decide?
00:31:56She's my life partner.
00:31:57You had to hurry.
00:31:58She had school after that.
00:31:59Oh, my God!
00:32:05A small life
00:32:08has turned into tears.
00:32:14Are you happy now?
00:32:16Yes.
00:32:17Very good.
00:32:18You're asking about the wedding,
00:32:19not the performance.
00:32:21We're not happy with the performance.
00:32:26It was not that bad.
00:32:27No, I was doing it for the first time.
00:32:28Come on, make some noise for him.
00:32:29For the first time.
00:32:31You sing as well.
00:32:33So, if you don't mind,
00:32:35and if you all don't mind.
00:32:37So, let's do it.
00:32:41I'll always be proud
00:32:44of the people around me.
00:32:46Even the beauties
00:32:49lose their hearts.
00:32:52My heart bloomed.
00:32:55I got a golden palace.
00:32:57I got diamonds and pearls.
00:33:02Oh, my God!
00:33:05This is my prayer.
00:33:08I want to be the greatest.
00:33:13I want to be the greatest.
00:33:18All the wealth,
00:33:21all the power,
00:33:23all the world,
00:33:26but the government
00:33:28is just a small dream.
00:33:33It's just a small dream.
00:33:37Very good, brother.
00:33:42You saved one thing.
00:33:44Why did you do stand-up comedy?
00:33:49Now I know what to do in life.
00:33:52Oh!
00:33:54He's doing it on the latent.
00:33:57But do you know what the problem is?
00:33:58He won't do it because time is bad.
00:34:01No, he won't.
00:34:02It's okay.
00:34:03Four people will remember it.
00:34:04Oh!
00:34:06It's not four, it's 140.
00:34:08Four people will remember it.
00:34:16Brother, that was really good.
00:34:18You sang so well.
00:34:19Thanks.
00:34:19I got shocked.
00:34:20I went red.
00:34:22You've written,
00:34:23if you had one superpower,
00:34:25you would never let my parents die.
00:34:27No, never let my parents die.
00:34:34What does that mean?
00:34:35I would die.
00:34:36I would never let anyone's parents die.
00:34:39That's what it means.
00:34:40No, I would die.
00:34:42You're from Kashmir,
00:34:43I'm from India, I would die.
00:34:46Oh, shit, man.
00:34:47He made me sad.
00:34:48If you don't want to let your parents die,
00:34:51whenever they're getting very old,
00:34:53just start doing stand-up comedy.
00:34:56They'll make you run and stop you.
00:34:58Stop it.
00:35:02If you run on this pretext,
00:35:03you'll stay fit.
00:35:05That's what I was saying.
00:35:07Thanks for explaining the joke.
00:35:10We're in the son of Abish.
00:35:15You chose to do stand-up comedy.
00:35:17I'm guessing you really love people,
00:35:19to watch people perform stand-up comedy.
00:35:21Who are your favourite stand-up comics?
00:35:23Upman Yu.
00:35:25And Akash Gupta.
00:35:26And then?
00:35:27Don't make him do this.
00:35:28No, no.
00:35:29They're good, talented people.
00:35:30No, no, I'm beating.
00:35:32Make him do it again.
00:35:33Upman Yu.
00:35:38Yes, then?
00:35:39Upman Yu, Akash Gupta.
00:35:40Dipul Goyal and Sameer Aina.
00:35:42Hey, let's go.
00:35:43You're the last one, Anshul.
00:35:44You're the last one.
00:35:46You're here to give marks to Sameer Aina.
00:35:49So, who's your 10th favourite comedian?
00:35:54None of them.
00:36:03I did it for what you asked.
00:36:07Sorry, sir.
00:36:08Sorry.
00:36:09I have two years left.
00:36:11But one quality my father likes,
00:36:14somewhere, is like,
00:36:15Anand Mahindra has praised you
00:36:17for playing chess so well.
00:36:19So, that needs a clap, yeah.
00:36:22Thank you, Atul.
00:36:24I didn't know you'd applauded me for this.
00:36:28So, shall we score?
00:36:29One last question.
00:36:30What does your dad think about Kunal Kamala?
00:36:34He doesn't know.
00:36:37Okay.
00:36:38He doesn't know.
00:36:41Okay.
00:36:41Sorry.
00:36:42No, why sorry? It's good.
00:36:44I don't know, he's abusing me less.
00:36:45I mean, he knows me less,
00:36:47so I think he'll abuse me less.
00:36:52That's great.
00:36:53Give him a big hand for Saurav Eswar.
00:36:58So, time to score you, bro.
00:37:00You have to add singing to the marks.
00:37:03I've already given singing.
00:37:06Okay, just for you,
00:37:07I'm giving you singing marks.
00:37:09And I've given you seven.
00:37:127.5.
00:37:137.5.
00:37:14Seven.
00:37:15Seven.
00:37:15Eight.
00:37:16Eight.
00:37:17That makes your average of seven.
00:37:20Seven.
00:37:21Nine.
00:37:23Nice.
00:37:25So, you didn't hear your set?
00:37:30I heard it, I liked it.
00:37:31Okay.
00:37:32Did you hear it before coming here?
00:37:33Because it's your first time.
00:37:34No.
00:37:36It's okay, bro.
00:37:37I think, maybe, in some universe,
00:37:40it's a nine.
00:37:41Not in this one, man.
00:37:42Thank you so much for coming, Saurav.
00:37:43Thank you so much.
00:37:47I think, last.
00:37:48All right, up next, we have
00:37:50Naman Arora, guys.
00:37:51Make some noise for Naman Arora.
00:37:55So, friends,
00:37:57like a farmer works hard,
00:37:59does hard work,
00:38:02dries the dry fruits,
00:38:04and makes dry fruits.
00:38:05And we're eating all the dry fruits,
00:38:07by soaking them in water.
00:38:16I think, this is his first one.
00:38:26Do it, do it, do it.
00:38:28Just a little bit.
00:38:28Two, two.
00:38:29Second, second.
00:38:30Once,
00:38:32once,
00:38:33an ant said to an elephant,
00:38:35that, I want to be in a relationship with you.
00:38:38Then, the elephant said,
00:38:39no, friend zone, friend zone.
00:38:42Then,
00:38:43then, the ant said, why?
00:38:45Then, the elephant said,
00:38:47that, if I say yes to you,
00:38:49then people will call me a pedophile.
00:38:57Did you get it?
00:38:58See, in this,
00:38:59everyone should understand English.
00:39:01I mean,
00:39:03pedophiles.
00:39:09See, I'll tell you,
00:39:12like, pedophiles are those,
00:39:14who like kids,
00:39:17they're pedophiles.
00:39:18For example, people get confused,
00:39:20like,
00:39:22Uncle Nehru from Children's Day,
00:39:26he likes kids,
00:39:28but he's not, he's not, he's not.
00:39:32He's not like that, he's not like that.
00:39:38He's not,
00:39:38because he likes kids,
00:39:40like, wow, kids like that.
00:39:41He, he,
00:39:43he doesn't like kids like that,
00:39:44like that.
00:39:48He doesn't like kids like that.
00:39:52For example,
00:39:53for example, pedophiles, like,
00:39:55we have Mr. Sameer Rehna.
00:40:00No, no, that's wrong, that's wrong.
00:40:01No, no, he's not like that.
00:40:04He's a reverse pedophile.
00:40:06Because kids like Sameer Rehna.
00:40:13Thank you so much,
00:40:15so much, so much.
00:40:18God, I know.
00:40:26Man, crazy.
00:40:30Wow.
00:40:32Never judge a book by the cover.
00:40:37I haven't seen you anywhere.
00:40:38You look very professional, bro.
00:40:41I've never been here.
00:40:44I mean, I've never been here.
00:40:46It's my first time.
00:40:48You live in Bombay?
00:40:50Bombay, outside, Meera Road.
00:40:51Okay, okay.
00:40:56And is this your first time doing comedy?
00:40:58Or did you do Meera Road there?
00:40:59I do it there.
00:41:01You're a comedian, right?
00:41:02Yes, I do that too.
00:41:03How long have you been performing?
00:41:05It's been more than a year.
00:41:09Bro, I love this guy, bro.
00:41:11I fucking love him, man.
00:41:14You tell poisonous jokes too.
00:41:17Yes, tell us more.
00:41:19No, people will run away.
00:41:20No, no, no, no, no.
00:41:22We're here to hear that, bro.
00:41:23Didn't you see who was there before you?
00:41:26You'll get very dirty.
00:41:29No, sir.
00:41:31He stays there if he gets too dirty.
00:41:34Are you sure?
00:41:35Yes, I'm sure.
00:41:36Then you'll get very dirty.
00:41:42Yes, do it.
00:41:43Okay, then once my girlfriend comes home
00:41:46and I tell her, have you eaten?
00:41:49She says, not like that.
00:41:50Ask properly.
00:41:52Then I say, did Babu eat?
00:41:56She says, no.
00:41:57Then I made two rotis for her.
00:41:58She ate them.
00:41:59Then I said, are you hungry?
00:42:01Should I make some more?
00:42:02Then she says, not like that.
00:42:04Ask properly.
00:42:07Then I said, is my stomach full or should I give you more?
00:42:11Then she said something so bad.
00:42:13She says, what do you say in English?
00:42:17What do you say?
00:42:18Although.
00:42:18Yes, then I said, although.
00:42:20She says, Babu, my stomach is not full.
00:42:22Although.
00:42:23Although.
00:42:32It doesn't affect here.
00:42:35I remember it when I go home.
00:42:40Brother is a man of culture.
00:42:43You've written another interesting thing here.
00:42:46Do you want to be a motivational speaker?
00:42:48Yes, that's good.
00:42:51I am a bit of a speaker.
00:42:55I just want to motivate people.
00:43:06If I say something good, people get motivated.
00:43:10I mean.
00:43:12Have you ever tried to be a motivational speaker?
00:43:14I do it to my friends.
00:43:17What did you do? Tell us.
00:43:17We want to hear that.
00:43:19Like someone is going into a dispersion.
00:43:21Then tell him.
00:43:23What are you going into?
00:43:24Dispensary.
00:43:25Depression.
00:43:27Then tell him.
00:43:28Tell him a poem or something like that.
00:43:31Don't be scared.
00:43:33Now I have a friend.
00:43:35He has been in a lot of depression for a long time.
00:43:37Because he gets abused a lot on the internet.
00:43:42So.
00:43:45He is a good hearted person.
00:43:47So if you want to motivate him.
00:43:50Then how will you do it?
00:43:52Just like this.
00:43:54Maintain the island here.
00:43:57One thing.
00:43:58You have to see this.
00:43:58How to motivate him?
00:44:00Look.
00:44:01Like someone is getting abused on the internet.
00:44:04Then why have you installed Wi-Fi?
00:44:17Deal.
00:44:26Brother, this guy has to win, brother.
00:44:28Yes.
00:44:29Bro.
00:44:32Wow.
00:44:34You can come to Mumbai.
00:44:37And you can come to Kashmir.
00:44:41You can come to Kashmir.
00:44:43And you can come to Kashmir.
00:44:45And you can come to Kashmir.
00:44:47Wow.
00:44:51Slowly.
00:44:54He is a game.
00:44:56You have a regular job too.
00:44:57Do you do anything?
00:44:59Forget it.
00:44:59Forget it quickly.
00:45:00Whatever.
00:45:02I do theatre.
00:45:03I do acting.
00:45:04Theatre, acting.
00:45:07I know.
00:45:09I do acting.
00:45:10I used to do it too.
00:45:13So the way you came.
00:45:15that you just walked out of the bedroom, bro?
00:45:19Yeah.
00:45:20I mean, you're just so casual.
00:45:23It's casual.
00:45:24It's not a formal meeting.
00:45:32Yeah, he's saying,
00:45:33he's giving a point.
00:45:34He's not giving a girl.
00:45:39It's a casual meeting.
00:45:40Give a point, bro.
00:45:41His words are gold, bro.
00:45:44Bro, I'm giving him an 11.
00:45:47My brother, Namar.
00:45:49Where have you been all these years?
00:45:52Why do you recite poems?
00:45:54They're fun.
00:45:57Is there a poem to inspire me more?
00:45:59Poem?
00:46:02You're a comedy audience, right?
00:46:03No, no.
00:46:04They know everything.
00:46:05You can recite any poem you want.
00:46:07Have you seen a Marvel movie?
00:46:09Yeah, yeah.
00:46:11I'll recite a poem.
00:46:13Arj Kiya Hai.
00:46:14Irshaad.
00:46:15Irshaad, Irshaad.
00:46:16They don't even know how to say Irshaad.
00:46:20Again, again, again.
00:46:22Again, again.
00:46:23Say it louder, man.
00:46:26Again.
00:46:27Arj Kiya Hai.
00:46:28Irshaad.
00:46:30I wrote it for my girl, right?
00:46:32Meri Sachin.
00:46:34Say ah.
00:46:35Ah.
00:46:37Right?
00:46:38Meri Sachin.
00:46:39Meri Kohli.
00:46:40Meri Dhoni Hai Tu.
00:46:41Wow.
00:46:43You know, Sachin, Kohli, Dhoni.
00:46:45At this level,
00:46:46no one has been given the same rank, right?
00:46:49Meri Sachin.
00:46:50Meri Kohli.
00:46:51Meri Dhoni Hai Tu.
00:46:53Meri Mohabbat Ki Dukaan Ki Bhooni Hai Tu.
00:46:56Wow.
00:46:59Meri Sachin.
00:47:00Meri Kohli.
00:47:01Meri Dhoni Hai Tu.
00:47:02Meri Mohabbat Ki Dukaan Ki Bhooni Hai Tu.
00:47:04Kya Bhigadega Hamara
00:47:06Yeh Zamane Wala Thanos?
00:47:12Kya Bhigadega Hamara
00:47:13Yeh Zamane Wala Thanos?
00:47:15Arre Main Arc Reactor
00:47:17Meri Dhoni Hai Tu.
00:47:19Wow.
00:47:27Wow.
00:47:32Aisa Lagna Hai
00:47:33Kapil Sharma Pe Aage Ho Hai Hum.
00:47:36YouTube Nahi
00:47:37Soni Hai Tu.
00:47:43Bhai, you are a star, bro.
00:47:46Atul Katri Abhi Estimate Naga Raha Hai
00:47:47Ke Tumhara Next Year Ka GST Kitna Ho.
00:47:52Bhai, Aapko India's Got Latent Ke Baare Mein
00:47:54Kaise Pata Chala?
00:47:55Aap Yaha Kaise Aaye?
00:47:56Friend Ne Pata
00:47:57Main Waise
00:47:58Samay Bhai Ke Waise
00:47:59Dekhta Rahahta Hu
00:48:00Pata Hai Mereko
00:48:01Mene Sare Episode Dekhi Ho Hain Na.
00:48:02Acha?
00:48:03Haan Bhai.
00:48:04Arre Waah.
00:48:05Toh Phir Badiya Hai.
00:48:06Unko Dekha Hai Kida?
00:48:07Anji Dekha Hai Na.
00:48:08YouTube Pe Dekha Hai.
00:48:09Arre Shabash.
00:48:10Koi Toh Dekh Rahe Hai.
00:48:13Kaafi Stand-Up Comedy Online Dekhte Ho.
00:48:14Aapke
00:48:15Sorry, Sorry.
00:48:16Aur Favourite Comedian Kaun Hai?
00:48:17Indian Scene Mein Aapke?
00:48:18Favourite?
00:48:19Samay Bhai Sahib Hai Aapne Toh.
00:48:20Aaye.
00:48:23Maa Dala, Maa Dala.
00:48:24That's an honour Bhai.
00:48:25Genuinely, you are so talented.
00:48:26I don't know.
00:48:27Do you know you are so good?
00:48:29Do you know how good you are Bhai?
00:48:30Tata Nahi.
00:48:33Bohot Zyada Ache Ho Hai Bhai Aap.
00:48:34Genuinely.
00:48:35Bhai, I want him to win Bhai.
00:48:36Even I want him to win.
00:48:37Bro, I want to just
00:48:38make him a friend.
00:48:41That's a real winner.
00:48:44Bhai, Naman Bhai Yaar.
00:48:46What do you want man?
00:48:47Whatever you want, you can have.
00:48:49Bhai, Badiya Hai Bhai.
00:48:52Maza Haa Gaya Bhai.
00:48:53Taaliyan Bhaji.
00:49:02Also, Bhai.
00:49:04What is the largest audience
00:49:05you've performed for?
00:49:07Main Waise
00:49:0810-12 Mein Karta Hoon.
00:49:0910-12 Mein.
00:49:10Baaki Maine
00:49:113 Baar Kiya Hai.
00:49:12Bodhi
00:49:13100 Mein.
00:49:15Bro.
00:49:17Aap 7th September Ho
00:49:18Kya Karne?
00:49:197th
00:49:237th September Ho
00:49:24Kuch Bhi Nahi.
00:49:27Aap Aayenge Mein Mumbai Ke Show Mein?
00:49:28Jee Aunga.
00:49:29Let's go.
00:49:362000?
00:49:38Aapko
00:49:39Front Row Mein Bithaunga Main.
00:49:45Bro, I would
00:49:46It would be an honour
00:49:47if you open for my show bro.
00:49:48It would be epic.
00:49:53Toh Aur Kitna Material Hai Aapke Paas?
00:49:5550 Minutes.
00:49:5650 Minutes Hai Aapke Paas?
00:49:58Ek Saal Se Kar Rahe Ho Bas?
00:50:00Wow.
00:50:01That's wild.
00:50:03Sharam Karo Habitat Ke Open Micers.
00:50:06Band Ke Lodi
00:50:08Jo Aaj Kal Ke
00:50:09Comedians Hai Aamare.
00:50:11Apni Feeling Bata Re
00:50:12Main Aisa Feel Karta Ho.
00:50:14FD Ke Nahi Hai.
00:50:1510 Lakh Rupe Ka
00:50:16Kuch Saving Nahi Hai.
00:50:19Feeling Bata Re Apni.
00:50:20Nahi Nahi.
00:50:21I feel like
00:50:22I'm singled out.
00:50:23I feel like
00:50:24I'm a little like
00:50:25I'm trying to figure out
00:50:26my voice.
00:50:27What is my voice?
00:50:29You're a chorus currently.
00:50:31Get a voice.
00:50:33Basically Kunal Bhai
00:50:34Yeh Kehna Chahate Hai
00:50:35that you are needed
00:50:36in the comedy scene.
00:50:37Aajao Bhai.
00:50:38Bhai Haan Se Kabhi
00:50:39Chhodo Bhai.
00:50:43Thoda Logon Ko
00:50:44Motivate Karo
00:50:45Koi Joke Likhe Koi.
00:50:46Yeh Toh Stand-Up Comedy
00:50:47Main Aayega Aadha Scene
00:50:48Demotivate Ho Jaa Gaya.
00:50:50Yeh Kaun Aagaya
00:50:51Bhai Crazy Aadmi.
00:50:53Toh Aap Kabhi
00:50:54Serious Ho Bate Ho?
00:50:55Serious?
00:50:56Haan.
00:50:57Main Isse Koshish Karta Ho
00:50:58Badi
00:51:00Par Log Nahi Lette
00:51:01Mereko Aise.
00:51:04Matlab I cannot imagine
00:51:05you for example
00:51:06consoling anyone.
00:51:08Jaise Malno Meri
00:51:09Nani Mar Gaya Ho Bhi.
00:51:11Aur Main Aap
00:51:12Maini Nani Mar Gaya.
00:51:13Teki Main Aarha Ho Aapke Baas.
00:51:14Naman Bhai
00:51:15Meri Nani Mar Gaya Yaar.
00:51:25Aap Hasre Ho Naman Bhai?
00:51:27Nahi Bhai.
00:51:28Sab Theek Ho Jaayega.
00:51:31Jaise Bhagwat Geeta
00:51:32Main Bhi Likha Hai Ki
00:51:33Jo Aaya Hai Wo Jaayega.
00:51:35Toh Fir
00:51:36Theek
00:51:37Hai.
00:51:41Oh this guy.
00:51:42Oh this funny guy.
00:51:43Oh god.
00:51:46You know he had more sorrow
00:51:47on his face.
00:51:49Instead of you
00:51:50losing your nani
00:51:51he had more sorrow
00:51:52on his face.
00:51:53Aise Toh Theek Hai.
00:51:56Bhai Aap
00:51:57Kamane Kele
00:51:58Kya Garte Ho Paise Kamane Kele?
00:51:59Bhi Acting Karta Ho Main.
00:52:01Ghar Chalta Hai Usme.
00:52:04Toh Samjaa Kya Chutiye?
00:52:06I do a good one.
00:52:08Have you done it in a theatre?
00:52:11No, in a film.
00:52:12Have you done it in a film? Which film?
00:52:13I have done it a little bit.
00:52:16Which is the last film that you have done in a theatre?
00:52:19Where we can see it.
00:52:21I have done a few films.
00:52:22I have done Juk Juk Jio.
00:52:26It's on Netflix, right?
00:52:28Yes.
00:52:29There will be a web series next month.
00:52:32In September on Amazon.
00:52:35You can watch it. I have five scenes in it.
00:52:43How many scenes are there in Juk Juk Jio?
00:52:44One or two scenes?
00:52:45Only one. Three minutes.
00:52:47Okay.
00:52:48I will watch it only for him.
00:52:50I haven't watched it yet.
00:52:51You need to watch it.
00:52:58Sorry.
00:52:59It's okay.
00:53:00How do you make him win now?
00:53:02Bro, I want him to win.
00:53:03I don't care about this show.
00:53:04But I want him to win.
00:53:05He has won.
00:53:06He has won.
00:53:08Bro.
00:53:09Wait.
00:53:10Can we ask?
00:53:11Chat.
00:53:11We will ask. We will come to it.
00:53:12Are you in a rush?
00:53:13We will run out of time.
00:53:14We have too many performances.
00:53:15I wish I could spend some more time with you.
00:53:17But you are spending with him on 7th September.
00:53:19On 7th September, bro.
00:53:20On 7th September.
00:53:24I think knowing him he would have underrated himself.
00:53:27You know.
00:53:28Yeah, I mean.
00:53:28I don't want to give him like 10.
00:53:30And then he is giving 8.
00:53:31And then he doesn't get it.
00:53:33Correct. Correct.
00:53:33So now we will have to think.
00:53:36How much he must have given himself.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:388.
00:53:408.
00:53:40Let's go with one figure.
00:53:42So that we are collectively wrong or right.
00:53:46Okay.
00:53:47He is on socialism now.
00:53:54Let's give one number.
00:53:56Here everything is wrong or everything is right.
00:53:58I think 8 is right.
00:53:59No. No.
00:54:008.5.
00:54:01Chat.
00:54:02Okay. 8.5.
00:54:048.5.
00:54:05Wait a second.
00:54:06Everyone who is with 7.5 make some noise.
00:54:108.
00:54:128.5.
00:54:149.
00:54:179.5.
00:54:1910.
00:54:21So 8.5 is the consensus.
00:54:24We will all give 8.5.
00:54:24And audience is always right.
00:54:26Unless according to Kamra it's about voting.
00:54:34So 8.5.
00:54:35I just hope he has not bloody.
00:54:39Bro, I don't know anymore.
00:54:41I don't give a fuck anymore.
00:54:42He is a winner man.
00:54:448.5.
00:54:458.5. 8.5.
00:54:478.5.
00:54:488.5.
00:54:49So our average is 8.5.
00:55:04Oh my God.
00:55:16Let's go.
00:55:29Who is that?
00:55:30What is going on?
00:55:33I wish you all the best, my brother.
00:55:35How are you feeling, brother?
00:55:36I am having a lot of fun.
00:55:37Thank you so much, brother.
00:55:39You gave us your time.
00:55:40Thank you so much for coming, bro.
00:55:41And I will see you on 7th September, brother.
00:55:42Okay?
00:55:43Give a huge round of applause for Navanya Dhona.
00:55:44Come on.
00:55:45Come on.
00:55:46Come on.
00:55:47Come on.
00:55:48Come on.
00:55:49What a legend.
00:55:50What a fucking legend.
00:55:51What a legend.
00:55:52What a fucking legend.
00:55:53What a legend.
00:55:54What a legend.
00:55:55What a legend.
00:55:56What a legend.
00:55:57What a legend.
00:55:58What a legend.
00:55:59What a legend.
00:56:00What a legend.
00:56:01What a legend.
00:56:02What a legend.
00:56:03What a legend.
00:56:04What a legend.
00:56:05What a legend.
00:56:06What a legend.
00:56:07What a legend.
00:56:08What a legend.
00:56:09What a legend.
00:56:10What a legend.
00:56:11What a legend.
00:56:12What a legend.
00:56:13What a legend.
00:56:14What a legend.
00:56:15India has gone latent, brother.
00:56:16Anything can happen here.
00:56:17Brother.
00:56:18After this, this is the peak.
00:56:19Bro, you never know.
00:56:20This is the peak.
00:56:21You never know what happens next.
00:56:22Yeah.
00:56:23Should we?
00:56:24Let's go.
00:56:25Are you ready guys?
00:56:26Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, energy.
00:56:27Energy is high.
00:56:28Up next we have Utkar Zola and Sanjana Chatwani.
00:56:29Make some noise for them, guys.
00:56:30Sorry, sorry. So sorry. One last thing.
00:56:32Do you want us to see what you're painting?
00:56:34Can you just shift the angle so that we can also have a look?
00:56:37Is it important for your act that we see your painting?
00:56:40Then show it. Why are you hiding it?
00:56:43What did I say?
00:56:44You're hiding it.
00:56:46Sorry, I thought it would be a surprise.
00:56:48At the end, you flip it.
00:56:50Then it becomes a photo of Mr. Modi.
00:56:54I think something similar is going to happen.
00:56:57All right, guys.
00:56:58Make some noise for Utkarsh Jhol and Sanjana Chatwani, one last time.
00:57:04I saw your rosy eyes
00:57:08And my heart got drunk
00:57:12Take care of me, my friends
00:57:16It's getting difficult to control
00:57:21I've given my heart to you
00:57:25I've given my heart to you
00:57:30You're like a mirror on the wall
00:57:34I fell in love with you
00:57:39Why am I angry with love?
00:57:43I'm ruined
00:57:45Where's my heart?
00:57:48I'm a loser
00:57:51I'm a loser
00:57:52This magic of yours is bad
00:57:57I've lost my mind
00:58:02Take care of me, my friends
00:58:06It's getting difficult to control
00:58:13I've hidden my heart from you
00:58:16I've hidden my heart from you
00:58:20Take care of me, my friends
00:58:24It's getting difficult to control
00:58:31I've hidden my heart from you
00:58:34I've hidden my heart from you
00:58:36Take care of me, my friends
00:58:39All right.
00:58:42Round of applause, guys.
00:58:43That's the time.
00:58:44What are you doing?
00:58:48What's this?
00:58:49You rascal.
00:58:50I'll teach you a lesson.
00:58:51Your show has no respect at all.
00:58:53What's this?
00:58:54Come on, do it.
00:58:57I'm like Arijit Singh.
00:58:59Listen to me.
00:59:03Didn't you get the background music to do this?
00:59:08Do it.
00:59:08Make it from the back till then.
00:59:11So, you're not a singer, are you?
00:59:14Not at all.
00:59:16I don't play the guitar either.
00:59:17I learned it two years ago.
00:59:20No, four years ago.
00:59:22I haven't played it for two years.
00:59:24I found out yesterday that I have to perform here.
00:59:26I haven't played it for many years.
00:59:30He's got something on his back.
00:59:34He's got something on his back.
00:59:35What did he say?
00:59:36I'm sure you didn't want to come here.
00:59:39Not at all.
00:59:42He wanted to come here.
00:59:44He convinced you.
00:59:45I had never seen this show before.
00:59:51That makes two of us.
00:59:53What did he say?
00:59:55What's the secret?
00:59:56I've uploaded a video on Instagram
00:59:58of me and my friends playing the guitar.
01:00:01He uploaded it and made an entry.
01:00:04He uploaded your video as well?
01:00:06Yes.
01:00:07I'll make a selection of your videos.
01:00:11He'll see what game we're playing.
01:00:14He's got a gun on his girl's shoulder.
01:00:18Brother was trying to hack the system.
01:00:20He thinks it's KBC.
01:00:22Yes, he's...
01:00:25I don't know.
01:00:28I missed it.
01:00:29Wow!
01:00:31It's good. The drawing is good.
01:00:32A big round of applause for Sanjana.
01:00:36This is your Sanjana.
01:00:39You tried to make a government out of a gang.
01:00:43But you didn't get selected.
01:00:46And he did.
01:00:47How bad is painting doing in India?
01:00:51That he was rejected.
01:00:53So, what's your relationship?
01:00:55We're best friends.
01:00:59Do you get selected anywhere?
01:01:04The disappointment on his face when you said that...
01:01:08How did he become your friend?
01:01:10He was the class representative for the batch in the first year.
01:01:14We used to communicate a lot.
01:01:16So, we became friends.
01:01:17He was a CR.
01:01:19You used to put a proxy for him.
01:01:20Yes.
01:01:24You used to give attendance every day.
01:01:25But the love in her heart was absent.
01:01:30Do you have a girlfriend?
01:01:32No, I had an ex.
01:01:34You had an ex.
01:01:35What happened then?
01:01:36She started doing MBBS.
01:01:38So, I left her.
01:01:40Why did you break up?
01:01:42I came to Mumbai.
01:01:44You came to Mumbai.
01:01:45What do you want to do?
01:01:47I'm a final year student of BDS.
01:01:49Oh, nice.
01:01:50I've just done my post-docs.
01:01:51BDSV.
01:01:55Business Development Studies.
01:01:57What?
01:01:57Business Development Studies.
01:01:58No, Bachelor of Dental Surgery.
01:02:01Was your girlfriend a neurosurgeon?
01:02:04She was doing MBBS in the second year.
01:02:05What's that?
01:02:06Now, she's doing MBBS in the final year.
01:02:08Didn't she have to decide
01:02:09whether she wanted to become a daughter of the heart
01:02:10or a post-graduate student?
01:02:12Oh, she was a post-graduate student.
01:02:13So, coming back to Sanjana.
01:02:16So, you had uploaded this on YouTube.
01:02:19On Instagram.
01:02:20On Instagram.
01:02:21You had uploaded this.
01:02:22I have my own Instagram.
01:02:22It's private.
01:02:24It's not public.
01:02:25Yes, keep it private.
01:02:29You knew you were going to do this.
01:02:31You have guts.
01:02:33Let's give a round of applause for Sanjana.
01:02:35How did you convince her?
01:02:37She agreed.
01:02:38And then?
01:02:39What did she say?
01:02:41She thought it was a good idea.
01:02:42You uploaded it and then she thought it was a good idea.
01:02:45She was like, yes.
01:02:47You are at fault.
01:02:48You are at fault.
01:02:49She is a good girl.
01:02:49So, she had told you about it earlier?
01:02:51Yes.
01:02:52So, you said, wow.
01:02:53I said, okay, okay.
01:02:54Wow.
01:02:54He had made me do it.
01:02:58You are best friends.
01:03:00You won't be my best friend.
01:03:02You won't be my best friend.
01:03:03You won't be my best friend.
01:03:05Utkarsh, you have written here.
01:03:07Smallest finger painting record.
01:03:0935 seconds on a 1 by 1.5 centimeter.
01:03:11What was the record?
01:03:12What was the record?
01:03:13What is smallest finger painting?
01:03:15It's this small.
01:03:181 by 1.
01:03:18Size.
01:03:19Yes.
01:03:23On such a small paper.
01:03:24Yes.
01:03:25And you paint with your fingers.
01:03:25Yes, 35 seconds.
01:03:28Atul sir also paints in 30 seconds.
01:03:31But his color is white.
01:03:36He leaves only clouds without mountains.
01:03:40Even in that, he has to convince the girl.
01:03:43So, you have sold a painting for Rs. 70,000.
01:03:46Yes.
01:03:47I had taken Rohit Sharma's autograph in it.
01:03:48That's why I sold it.
01:03:49You...
01:03:52You sold his autograph.
01:03:54No.
01:03:55If you had sold it without the painting,
01:03:57the autograph would have been sold in the hall.
01:03:59You sold the painting and reduced the rate.
01:04:01No, this is too much.
01:04:02Time to give the score.
01:04:04A big round of applause for both of them.
01:04:07Now, the main question is who has to give the score.
01:04:10Yes, exactly.
01:04:12So, I am thinking...
01:04:14I will give it to both of them.
01:04:16Five.
01:04:19You are very brutal.
01:04:20I am giving three.
01:04:25You have given...
01:04:26I am giving seven.
01:04:27Four to you, three to him.
01:04:33You gave more to the one who sold it.
01:04:35He worked hard and made a painting.
01:04:37You saw it from a distance.
01:04:39What's the use of Rs. 10?
01:04:42Eight.
01:04:44So, your average score is...
01:04:46Seven? Eight?
01:04:475.5.
01:04:50Nine.
01:04:52The poor guy is walking.
01:04:55He was pushed forward.
01:04:58You heard it.
01:04:58Thank you so much for joining us.
01:05:00It makes a lot of sense.
01:05:01Yeah, yeah.
01:05:04Why do I want to hear another joke from Naman?
01:05:10I really want to hear it.
01:05:12Oh, man!
01:05:14Naman! Naman!
01:05:17One more time.
01:05:18One more time from Naman.
01:05:20One more time.
01:05:21Naman, can we please have Naman on stage?
01:05:24Please.
01:05:25Let's go.
01:05:27The return of the hero.
01:05:29The saviour of the show.
01:05:31My brother, Naman.
01:05:34If you want to perform anything...
01:05:36A part.
01:05:37A joke.
01:05:38A poem.
01:05:39Whatever you want.
01:05:40Don't make a video.
01:05:41Just do it.
01:05:42Look at him. He is doing it.
01:05:44Do we not have enough cameras?
01:05:48I do it like this.
01:05:51Bad jokes.
01:05:53Bad jokes.
01:05:56It happens.
01:05:57Have any of you ever had one-sided love?
01:06:02How frequent is it?
01:06:06We are running out of energy.
01:06:08Okay, I will write it down.
01:06:10One-sided love.
01:06:11Okay?
01:06:12I have said...
01:06:13Wow!
01:06:14Isha! Isha! Isha!
01:06:18Isha! Isha!
01:06:21I have said...
01:06:22Isha!
01:06:23Let's have some fun.
01:06:24He...
01:06:26Wow!
01:06:27Say wow.
01:06:28Wow!
01:06:29He...
01:06:30Wow!
01:06:32He turned his heart towards me.
01:06:36Wow!
01:06:38He turned his heart towards me.
01:06:43But I didn't turn it.
01:06:50Wow!
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