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00:00I don't think I'll ever get a chance like this again. I'm gonna have fun!
00:05Nervous? Yeah, I think so too!
00:08Finally, I've settled down.
00:10No, I'll do my best!
00:13I'm walking on asphalt right now.
00:16That's why I'm not afraid of heights.
00:19I'm not afraid of heights.
00:22I'm not afraid of heights.
00:25I'm not afraid of heights.
00:28I'm walking on asphalt right now.
00:30That's why I'm not afraid of heights.
00:32All right, let's go, Mayapan!
00:58It's almost midnight in Okinawa.
01:01The city is in a state of chaos.
01:10Even if you look at the sun, it will burn and turn to ash.
01:13You can be ashes tonight.
01:16Come on, good girls, good night.
01:19If you don't go to bed early, you'll be sucked into the ground.
01:24It's the best to live.
01:27It's the best to live.
01:30If you don't want to sleep, let's play together.
01:36It's a dangerous river that's stronger than snow in the middle of nowhere.
01:40If you want to get ahead of the others,
01:43play freely in a place that doesn't change.
01:46I'll take you there.
01:48Come on, good girls, good night.
01:50You don't have to do this.
01:52It's no use trying to prove it.
01:55It's noisy until morning.
01:56What you, what you gonna do?
01:58Hey girl, tell me what you want to do.
02:12Here's the final adjustment of the baton position.
02:17The road to 1 million subscribers.
02:20Collaboration with famous broadcasters in the third stage.
02:25What do you think, Tsumashi-san?
02:27It's excellent.
02:29Tsumashi.
02:30Legendary broadcaster called Haishin.
02:33I can't believe I can collaborate with Tsumashi-san, who I admire.
02:40Now, attention and confirmation.
02:42The event is divided into two parts.
02:44Part 1 is a collaboration stage.
02:46Part 2 is an original stage.
02:48The first part is a collaboration stage, attracting attention.
02:51The second part is an original stage, showing off the Mayopan song.
02:54The third part is a collaboration stage, showing off the Mayopan song.
02:57What a perfect plan to double the number of subscribers.
03:01All the guests of the Tsumafes, please gather in the music room.
03:06All right, let's go.
03:07Yeah.
03:08Mayopan.
03:10Nice to meet you.
03:12Nice to meet you.
03:14That's Masakichi.
03:16He's a former member of Hallyu Shizu.
03:18Mayopan.
03:20Thank you for coming today.
03:23Thank you for giving us this opportunity.
03:27The growth of young people is the joy of Tsumashi.
03:30Let's have fun and enjoy today's event together.
03:34That's far away.
03:36Oh, no. I have to say hello.
03:40Who are you?
03:41I'm the MC, Taroumaru and Saramin.
03:44I'm F. Taroumaru.
03:46I'm a fitness streamer who is popular among people in their 30s.
03:50I'm Saramin Cappuccino.
03:52I'm a cosmetic streamer who is popular among women in their 20s.
03:55Saramin.
03:56I'm always watching your videos.
03:58You have a great sense of humor.
04:00What's your first collaboration?
04:03It's me.
04:04Oh, Fuu.
04:05You're so excited.
04:07It's a dream collaboration.
04:09Yeah.
04:10I have a collaboration partner.
04:14Oh, no.
04:15Itankitsu's Igito and Tumbler have a music collaboration.
04:19I'm sorry.
04:20Oh, no.
04:22What about Itankitsu's partner?
04:26If you don't have a partner, you can split up.
04:32Shura.
04:33She's a beautiful singer and a popular female singer.
04:37We're a couple.
04:39Nice to meet you.
04:40Nice to meet you, too.
04:42We're a game collaboration.
04:45Nice to meet you.
04:47Joa.
04:48She's a popular solo unit.
04:52Unagi.
04:54She's a high-quality variety channel.
04:59I've been avoiding this kind of thing.
05:03What about Daifuku?
05:06Daifuku all of a sudden?
05:08Nice to meet you.
05:12And the food collaboration partner is...
05:15Hi, I'm Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:17Ken from Tetsunabe.
05:18He's a food researcher who makes food delicious, fun, and easy.
05:23I'm Mayopan's Ichiko.
05:25Ken's bell pepper meat is really revolutionary.
05:29You can't take it off, can you?
05:30Ichiko, you're amazing at making a big plate of food.
05:34How long have you been cooking?
05:36About 100 years.
05:37100 years?
05:39Huh?
05:40Ribu.
05:41What about the quiz collaboration?
05:47Pochi-san's comment.
05:49Today's venue seems to be on vacation.
05:52Is it okay to have a rainstorm?
05:55I'm worried about the leak of water from the old house.
05:58It's going to rain...
05:59Haikan Zenronpa!
06:01It's a construction distribution company that builds haikans.
06:05It's a construction distribution company that builds haikans.
06:07Haikan Zenronpa, I'm glad to be here today.
06:09I'm Ryu, a collaborator.
06:12I'm glad to be here today.
06:14Everyone!
06:15We're having a master meet from a video production company.
06:20I'm Ryu, a blood donor.
06:25Vampires are mixing with humans to hold an event.
06:29How long are you going to make me wait?
06:31Really?
06:32Look at this.
06:33This is a big hit on the internet.
06:35What is this?
06:36It's Haikan Zenronpa!
06:473...
06:482...
06:491...
06:57Yes, I do.
06:59Yes, I do!
07:01How do you do?
07:02How do you do?
07:04Hello, I'm Tsumashi.
07:08Welcome to Tsumashi's Tsumafes!
07:15Now, let's have the members on stage.
07:18Let me introduce them.
07:19The MCs are these two.
07:21F.Karoumaru and Saramin Saccino.
07:25Kyotan is a master of video production.
07:29The moment you open it, you'll see Kyotan.
07:32Kyotan!
07:34Oh, no. I'm so nervous.
07:38But once it starts, I'll just have to do my best.
07:42I'm counting on you, Rib, Ichigo, Fuu, and Tokage.
07:46Yes!
07:47And the young and beautiful channel,
07:50Midnight Punch!
07:54It's midnight, but good morning!
07:56Midnight Punch!
07:58Nice to meet you!
08:02I feel like I'm watching a children's school play.
08:05Now that the introductions are over...
08:08Tsumafes Kiwami!
08:11Bomber!
08:16Now, it's time for Tsumafes Kiwami!
08:19I, the MC, F.Karoumaru,
08:22and Saramin will be your hosts.
08:24The first segment is a music collaboration.
08:27Utatte Misorashi!
08:29What's going on here?
08:31It's a back-to-back sale for Itankids.
08:37Saramin has back-to-back sales once.
08:40That's that, and this is this.
08:43Now, it's Fuu and Shura's first collaboration.
08:46Enjoy!
09:00Wow!
09:02That's so powerful!
09:05I-I see what you mean.
09:17There are so many customers.
09:21Huh? Where did that come from?
09:24Huh?
09:29Huh?
09:30Now, the next collaboration is...
09:34The super-heavyweight, Daruma-san!
09:37It's a life-threatening kimono!
09:40Ichiko, it's your turn soon, so put it on your sleeve.
09:43Roger!
09:44The winner is the only one who touched Tsumashi for the first time!
09:48All for me, one for me!
09:50Alright, let's go!
09:52Daruma-san!
09:54He can't move at all!
09:56He can't hold 30kg!
09:58He fell!
10:01Daruma-san!
10:03Are you okay?
10:04You're floating.
10:06Wait a minute!
10:07That's...
10:08N-N-No way!
10:10It's Itankids' Igito and Tambura!
10:13Huh?
10:15Huh?
10:18It's an emergency!
10:22Daruma-san is in trouble!
10:24Huh? Is it increasing?
10:26Well, okay.
10:28Zonkou!
10:29And there's no wind!
10:31We're always...
10:33In the middle of a normal day!
10:35Oh, no.
10:42Ichibou!
10:43Huh?
10:44What?
10:45He's the fastest out-of-common Mayapan lizard!
10:49Number one!
10:50What kind of ability are you using?
10:52Out-of-common?
10:54It's none of your business!
10:57Lizard.
11:00Love.
11:03Oh, no.
11:04Itankids suddenly confessed to a lizard!
11:09Daruma-san!
11:10I won't forgive you.
11:12Huh?
11:14Let's move on to the next stage.
11:17I want to eat something delicious!
11:20Kakenga Collaboration!
11:21What kind of food will it be?
11:24From the topic, one person, one dish.
11:26Let's combine two dishes to make a delicious dish.
11:31This is it!
11:33This is...
11:35Let's Kakenga!
11:38Now, Ken.
11:39Let's start preparing the ingredients.
11:42However, Ichiko...
11:44She's thinking about something while looking at the ingredients.
11:51Oh, no!
11:52Where is Ichiko going?
11:54Mayapan Ichiko!
11:55The venue is full of Ichiboku-san!
11:57What's going on?
12:01Ichiko!
12:04Where did you go?
12:07Oh, no!
12:08I'm back!
12:09I didn't have any ingredients, so I bought them!
12:12Anyway, I'm going back!
12:15Tetsu-no-me-no-ke!
12:16Zoukai-na-nabe-sabaki!
12:18Thank you for waiting!
12:19Oh, Ichiko is back!
12:21Where did you go, Ichiko?
12:23Damn it.
12:24If he had told me, I would have bought it.
12:28I'm home!
12:29I'm home!
12:30I'm home!
12:31I'm home!
12:33I'm home!
12:34I'm home!
12:36I'm going to get rid of you!
12:52No way...
12:55Now, both dishes are ready!
12:59First, Tetsu-no-me-no-ke!
13:02Fried rice!
13:04This looks delicious!
13:06Now, what did you make, Ichiko?
13:09I haven't made anything yet.
13:11Tetsu-no-me-no-ke!
13:13An-nin-doufu?
13:15An-nin-doufu?
13:17I didn't have any milk!
13:19That's too bad.
13:20Today's theme is Tetsu-no-me-no-ke!
13:22What?
13:26I failed at singing.
13:28I was taken by a lizard.
13:30I was overwhelmed with fear and trauma.
13:33I couldn't read the kanji.
13:34I got the wrong theme.
13:35It's fine. The customers were happy.
13:38Marble, marble...
13:39Hello, Pan and Rib!
13:41It's time to start, so please hurry up!
13:44If it's like this...
13:46Rib, let's go!
13:49It's time for the quiz collaboration!
13:51A 100-question MC Nakase project in 10 minutes!
13:54It's impossible to do it in 1 question and 6 seconds!
13:57Hi, Kanzenronpa-san!
13:58Let me hear your enthusiasm for this quiz!
14:01Hi, Kanzenronpa-san!
14:02Oh?
14:03He's quiet because he's nervous.
14:05Shut up.
14:07Don't fly.
14:08Don't ever fly.
14:10Wait!
14:11It's time to start.
14:13If you understand, say it!
14:15Oh?
14:16Mayo-Pan-Rib is here!
14:20You idiot!
14:25Mayo-Pan-Rib is here!
14:29Let's start the super-fast quiz!
14:32Don't fly! Don't fly!
14:33Don't fly any further!
14:34If you let me leave, I won't be able to get my revenge!
14:37What should I do?
14:39Here's the first question!
14:41My wife's favorite vegetable is...
14:45Hi, Kanzenronpa-
14:47I'm terribly sorry!
14:49Too bad!
14:50My wife's favorite vegetable is not shazai, but zaasai!
14:53Taro-chan, here.
14:55Hmm?
14:57Shazai was the right answer!
14:59Makoto-Rin is here!
15:05This is crazy.
15:07Rib, hang in there!
15:13Oh no!
15:14I'm going to throw up!
15:15Hi, Kanzenronpa-san.
15:17I wonder how this quiz collab will go.
15:21That's it!
15:22Can I borrow that?
15:24Huh?
15:25Hey!
15:26Here.
15:27What is this?
15:29Let the manager hang that string!
15:31Hang? Manager?
15:33Whatever, just say it!
15:35Okay, Chika, let's go.
15:36Okay.
15:37Fu becomes a bat and spins behind Rib.
15:40He puts the string on Rib.
15:42After that, he holds it down so that Rib doesn't fly.
15:45He pulls it from below so that it doesn't fly,
15:47and even if it flies, he uses the string from above to trick her!
15:50That's impossible!
15:52Okay, Henshin!
15:53Huh?
15:56Makoto-Rin!
15:57Makoto-Rin!
15:58I'm so sorry!
16:00Now!
16:10Okay, now I don't have to worry about falling.
16:1410 minutes have passed!
16:16Time's up!
16:1799 questions left!
16:19Oh no!
16:20He has a chance to win back!
16:23It's true that milk removes the smell of garlic,
16:26but it's Annin fried rice.
16:28You won't know if you don't try it.
16:34I had a dream where Annin tofu and fried rice
16:37were playing together.
16:43Yes?
16:45I'm coming in.
16:46Tsumashi-san?
16:48Um, my Rib was really...
16:50I'm the one who should apologize.
16:52Huh?
16:53I'm so sorry about the mess in the hallway.
16:55I didn't mean to ruin your performance.
16:57Tsumashi-san, that's not...
17:01I'll liven up the second act,
17:03so let's enjoy the beautiful scenery together!
17:07Okay!
17:08Bye!
17:14Masaki?
17:15Tsumashi-san said so much,
17:18but we haven't done anything.
17:20We can't go home like this.
17:22We're not going home!
17:24We're going to make our Mayopan song a hit!
17:30We're going to make it a great performance!
17:34Mayopan, fight!
17:36Yeah!
17:40Sorry, everyone!
17:42I think we just had a power outage.
17:45We're looking into the cause.
17:47Please wait a little longer.
17:49Why was there a power outage?
17:50My house had a power outage.
17:52The pipes were rotting.
17:56The power might be fixed.
17:58Huh?
17:59I'll do something!
18:00What are you going to do?
18:10Don't you want to regain your honor?
18:12Huh?
18:13Even if you say that...
18:15Don't worry!
18:16Let's do our best!
18:19A power outage?
18:21That's right!
18:22There might be a water leak somewhere in this old venue!
18:25Oh!
18:26I'm definitely going to deliver their song to the audience!
18:31Look! That!
18:33That has nothing to do with a power outage.
18:35Why?
18:36There's no electricity before the leak.
18:39It's a complete failure.
18:41No way!
18:42What are you going to do?
18:43I know who the culprit is.
18:45Huh?
18:47Master B!
18:48Z!
18:50This won't do.
18:51Let's stop here.
18:52Huh?
18:53I can't keep the audience waiting any longer.
18:56Tsumasa!
18:58Hey, there's no one here.
19:01Ta-da!
19:02I found a cute ribbon!
19:12Huh?
19:15She's gone.
19:16You're going to earn a lot of views, too.
19:19Are you two coming?
19:20Igito and Tumbler.
19:22Huh?
19:23We're going to sing!
19:24What are you talking about?
19:25There's no sound or lighting!
19:27Don't worry!
19:28Masaki will take care of that!
19:31And even without a mic, you have a loud voice!
19:35We're going to do it without a mic!
19:37I don't care.
19:38If it doesn't go well, I'll do anything.
19:42Why don't you try this gamble?
19:45That's our Tokage-neesan!
19:47I'll follow you!
19:48I'll follow you!
19:49I'll follow you!
19:51All right.
19:52Let's do it!
19:55Tsumafesu Kiwami...
19:57Bomber!
20:00You're so annoying!
20:01So this is how it ends up not happening?
20:03It's just a script.
20:05You're so mean.
20:06You're so mean!
20:07You're so mean!
20:08You're so mean!
20:09Everyone, thank you for waiting!
20:12It's still dark, but the second part is about to start!
20:16First up is...
20:18Midnight Punch!
20:30No one can stand between us!
20:37Looking up at the sky, I can't see anything.
20:42A pitch-black irony.
20:45The light shines on the repeating days.
20:50It's like we're connected.
20:53Do your best!
20:54Do your best!
20:55Don't just say, do your best!
20:57I have to help her!
21:01If you catch your breath...
21:03Midnight punch!
21:07Shake it, dance tonight.
21:09Brightly.
21:11A melody that connects with everyone's sound.
21:15All of these guys...
21:17I prepared them for today!
21:22A punchline that makes your heart race.
21:24In this sky.
21:26It shines like a shooting star.
21:30In order to make a guy like you click the subscribe button,
21:33I thought about it a lot and came all the way here!
21:38The road of dreams I drew will surely continue.
21:46In the dark night...
22:01I wanted to hear it myself.
22:07The story of the dream I drew with you.
22:09That's just another dream.
22:11There's no such thing as a dream.
22:13I'm a fan who falls into the shadows.
22:15I want to illuminate this spotlight together.
22:17I'm waiting for you to take me there.
22:19There's only a bright future.
22:22If I'm with you, I can do it.
22:25I can change the world.
22:29If we hold hands...
22:32Midnight punch!
22:36I don't want to shake it.
22:38A melody that connects with everyone's sound.
22:43Let's deliver it together.
22:47To the end of this universe.
22:50A punchline that makes your heart race.
22:53In this sky.
22:55It shines like a shooting star.
22:58Let's dance together.
23:01Until the other side of the night.
23:04Let's dance together.
23:06The road we chose will surely continue.
23:12If we hold hands...
23:14Midnight punch!
23:16Let's deliver it together.
23:23Huh?
23:26Today's event will bring us closer to a million subscribers!
23:28It's finally time for us to eat a large bowl of beef bowl!
23:30That's right! Let's eat an egg too!
23:31An egg too?!
23:32Let's order tonjiru too!
23:33Tonjiru too?!
23:34Next time, On the Way Home!
23:35This is your home now!
23:37Order! A large bowl of tonjiru!
23:39A dream big dream!