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00:00Oh yeah, since when? Well, that's news to me. No, no, no, no. Well, that's not true, I believe.
00:10Oh yeah, since when? Well, that's news to me.
00:20Thank you, lovers of the arts!
00:23Dead my esteemed colleague, our music has fallen upon deaf ears.
00:28I did not think we played that loud.
00:30Musically, this was a most frustrating experience.
00:33Well, let us unplug our extension cord from the art museum.
00:44While we are here, we can scope out these irreplaceable works of art.
00:53Whoa, check it out!
00:55Whoa, this guy Art definitely produced some awesome works.
00:59That must be why they named the museum after him.
01:07You can tell this is a most ancient statue, but what is he holding?
01:10An LP record?
01:12Whoa, a blast from the past.
01:15Bill, we should vacate these premises before opening time.
01:19We are inextricably caught on something.
01:21Help me out, Bill.
01:25A runaway trash can!
01:33Bill, we've fractured that statue.
01:36That is an understatement. She's most heinously disarmed.
01:40Maybe we should go back to the museum.
01:44That is an understatement. She's most heinously disarmed.
01:47Maybe we can glue her arms back on.
01:50No way! Those arms must have been flagrantly defective.
01:54They were totally pulverized.
01:56Uh-oh, this is the Venus de Milo. It's like ancient and worth millions.
02:01Bill, my valued partner, do you have any idea how long it will take us to make a million?
02:06More than all summer vacation?
02:08Not if we go back to when she was made and bring her back with arms.
02:11But we must make haste, for the museum opens in a few minutes.
02:14Dad, quick! Give me a hand!
02:17Bill, I told you. The hands were most egregiously pulverized.
02:24And now, the Sandy Mazart Museum proudly presents our new exhibition,
02:30Irreplaceable Works of Art!
02:33We have cleaned up most diligently.
02:36What happened to this woman?
02:38Uh, she used way too much sunblock.
02:47Bill, there is the listing from the Venus de Milo.
02:49Bogus! This must be a brand new directory.
02:52See? It already shows that we busted the arms off the Venus most heinously.
02:57Remain stoic, dude.
02:59We will go back to when the statue was still under warranty and get it replaced.
03:03Whoa!
03:06World History!
03:34Stop right there! I am King of the Island of Milo.
03:38Where are you taking my statue?
03:40How can this be his statue? It does not resemble him.
03:44Excuse me, your sawed-off sword ship.
03:46But we are not taking. We are bringing it back to exchange.
03:50What are you babbling about?
03:52Bogus merchandise.
03:54Most places will exchange up to 30 centuries after purchase.
03:57So if you could just tell us where the artist is.
04:00You want to see an artwork? Look behind you.
04:03Bill, look! The Venus de Milo! And she's got arms!
04:07And what arms?
04:09This is one buff babe.
04:12True. It is a gift from my girlfriend, Venus the Amazon.
04:17King, sweetie, I've asked you a million times not to leave your spears lying around.
04:23Whoa! Tom City!
04:31Ah.
04:34What is this supposed to be?
04:36It's the new statue of you, darling.
04:39With those puny arms, does that look like me?
04:43But honey bun, I thought you'd like it.
04:47It's an insult! I won't have anyone else see it!
04:51You two, hammer my face off that monstrosity!
04:54If you're not done before I'm ready to leave, I'll send you to the galley!
05:00Uh, yes sir! I mean, ma'am!
05:03Yikes!
05:05But honey bun, I thought you'd like it.
05:08Ted, my esteemed friend, since Venus clearly does not want her statue, let us take it to the art museum.
05:15Excellent!
05:18Whoa!
05:26Ted, I feel most strangely undressed.
05:29Your sweatshirt! It must have fallen off while we were pushing.
05:32Let us backtrack.
05:36Dude, I was worried about this.
05:38Huh?
05:39Skinny arms are bad enough, but no arms? I told you to take off the face!
05:45But your muscularity! This is a different statue!
05:49No excuses!
05:53Hide in that humongous, hollow horse!
06:03I wonder, for what kind of play do they need this bogus horse?
06:07The line, beware of Greeks bearing gifts, comes to mind.
06:11Or is it, beware of gifts bearing Greeks?
06:14Whoa!
06:24I'm gonna chain you idiots with my other galley slaves!
06:28Phobias!
06:30Venus!
06:31What is it?
06:32Would you mind showing us those tenacious arms of yours again?
06:35They are incredible, aren't they?
06:39Most excellent double biceps!
06:46And what do you think about this?
06:51I think we'd better get out of arm's way.
07:00Come back with that!
07:02No, Ted! You must arrive at the museum right before opening time!
07:07Before opening time!
07:14Hurry, Ted, or we will most definitely be apprehended!
07:18Just a little further, and no one will know there was anything wrong.
07:24And in this gallery is the Venus de Milo!
07:28Perhaps the most beautiful statue of the ancient world!
07:31Everyone who sees it says,
07:33Princess Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
08:03keep everyone out of here until the police arrive
08:18and they call themselves security guards how could they let someone come in and take a statue
08:22right out from under their noses
08:27we were fortunate bill we did not destroy a most renowned work of art
08:33uh-oh totally defaced well maybe this had a hole in it already
08:39i doubt it ted i believe it is time that we left the vicinity
08:51aha you thieves have returned whatever you say he just died
08:57hey bill i do not think we should ever take up art collecting agreed but we still must replace
09:04that punctured picture as soon as we figure out what it was the answer is at our fingertips
09:11let us call information
09:17amigos what can i do for you rufus do you know anything about famous works of art you mean
09:24stallions i guess so which one well it was someone sitting down compadres that sounds
09:30like the mona lisa by leonardo dial florence italy 1503 oh i remember him thanks rufus
09:38mama mia that's a nicer picture all we need now mona is a big smile
09:43um hey what's the matter mona oh uncle leo what's to smile about i'm bored
09:52nothing ever happens in florida
09:57look ted it's leonardo remember us i am bill s preston esquire and i am ted theodore logan
10:05sure i remember i bet your picture
10:10excellent i don't believe it where'd you guys come from this is excellent
10:19hold it you boys arrived just in time there my masterpiece she's a don i call it the mona
10:29whoa major babeler ah you mean we ruined that picture you ruined a picture hey don't you worry
10:38you boys are making my model smile i make you a copy of this picture no charge uh yeah that's nice
10:46so where are you guys from sandinas a total party town party why didn't you say so i love to party
10:55let's go sure you kids celebrate because i can tell this a picture she's gonna be a
11:01smasher with the critics am i in heaven no but you are close this is a san dimas mall
11:17i need new clothes but i didn't bring any gold bill did your dad not lend you his gold card
11:23to buy missy a present true i suppose one little dress cannot hurt
11:35that is definitely a little dress and it does not hurt at all it's so easy i just hand them this card
11:43and they give me stuff oh hold these for me i just saw a jewelry store amona we really should be
11:51getting you back to the 1500s what are you nuts i'm not going back 16th century florence doesn't
11:58have shopping like this mona wait mona wait she has vanished most transparently well
12:12she can only go so far with the credit limit of 10 000
12:21i am going to miss mona she was one bodacious babe yeah me too
12:29uh-oh something heavy is transpiring at the art museum yes some vandals destroyed the mona lisa
12:37when we catch them i'll see to it they get 600 years oh no we forgot the painting
12:51oh bad news for leonardo now we have destroyed his painting twice
12:56oh i'm ruined
13:03sorry about trashing your masterpiece mr nardo that was no masterpiece the critics they call it
13:10obvious cliched on a scale of one to ten a minus 20 you mean yes my latest picture was a bomb
13:19leonardo da vinci we're giving you two thumbs down whoa critics in the 1500s you had a lot of
13:28clout uh in this town you're only as good as your last picture but in the future mr nardo
13:34your painting will be the most famous one of all so you gotta paint that picture again all right
13:42all right i try maybe we call it mona too hey where's my model oh right mona i do not think
13:51she will be coming back for the sequel hey what about that girl uh that's a bonus cousin lisa
14:01she comes to watch me paint but boys you gotta know eyebrows leo anyone can paint a decent picture
14:07with a babe like mona but it would take a genius to make lisa look good you're right i'm not gonna do
14:15it it's a high love keep up with the good work boys i'm almost done i don't know something's not
14:28right
14:34lisa are you okay that's it that's at the smile
14:42wow
14:48i'm making a comeback bravo
14:51oh it's a sensational the best thing you ever did what do you call it the mona
15:02the lisa the mona lisa i love it my dear you are gonna be the biggest star of the 16th century
15:12and now i'm gonna make a copy for my good friends bill and terry
15:16because without an end this a picture could not have been made
15:21already he's irritated himself
15:26the museum must be loaded with cops and probably my dad
15:30not if we go back to just before the museum lady saw the hole
15:42someone is coming hi
15:57ten it is us i thought we looked familiar oh no this means we came back too soon
16:05they're going to i mean we are going to
16:12somehow i knew that was going to happen a most odious irony ten we i mean our past selves
16:20just trashed mona lisa for the third time this must be some kind of record
16:27okay we're gone i mean they are
16:29so maybe we can get mr nardo to fix it
16:51how dare you you have destroyed the world's most beloved painting
16:56one moment madam
16:59rufus uh yes i am rufus underhouse celebrated art expert and i assure you
17:08these boys could not have defaced the mona lisa and how do you know that
17:14simple the paint is still that so this cannot be the mona lisa thanks rufus
17:24but if we wreck our copy of the mona lisa where's the real one
17:28you just chucked it out the window my friend remember excellent reasoning
17:40yeah hey look here's the mona lisa oh thank goodness for retrieving a priceless painting
17:49i think some reward might be appropriate yeah i suppose you're right for their heroic service
17:56to this museum these young men will be paid a ten thousand dollar reward excellent bill my
18:04esteemed colleague how shall we spend this fortune we could afford almost every video
18:08madonna ever made or one of the few guitars pete towns and never destroyed on stage actually guys
18:14ten grand should just about cover mona's shopping spree excellent