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00:00I had been selected for a most important journey.
00:05I was to help fulfill the destiny of the two great ones, Bill and Ted.
00:10Wild stallions rule!
00:12Whenever times stand still and trouble moves too fast
00:19To save the future, we must learn about the past
00:26Whoa!
00:31Whoa!
00:34Excellent!
00:36Bill and Ted's Adventures
00:39Most outstanding every day
00:42It's outrageous, so bodacious
00:46Path is always on the way
00:49Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures
00:53It's a party, that's for sure
00:56Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventures
01:01Most triumphant!
01:23Oh, honey, this face looks just lovely here, don't you think?
01:34What? I can't hear you with all that blamed racket.
01:39Ah!
01:43And you said you didn't know how to dance.
01:48Those kids and their music are driving me crazy.
01:57I am Bill S. Preston, Esquire.
02:00And I am Ted Theodore Logan.
02:03Together, we are...
02:06Wild Stallions!
02:17Whoa, dude, what happened?
02:19I don't know, Ted. We've either lost our power or our hearing.
02:25Dad!
02:30So, Dad, I imagine you and Missy, I mean Mom, have come to hear some of our most triumphant music.
02:37Actually, Bill, we could hear you boys quite well from the kitchen.
02:40Outstanding!
02:42Are you kidding? This stuff is so loud, people can hear you in Australia.
02:48Excellent, Mike!
02:50You boys better turn this noise down, or you could just find yourselves another place to practice.
02:55You got that?
02:56Yes, Mr. Preston.
03:05Coming, Missy?
03:06Yes, dear.
03:08Bill, your father and I are going to buy a new coffee cup. You boys have fun.
03:16Wow, Bill, your stepmom, Missy, sure is nice.
03:20She sure is, Ted. But I do not think my father understands the importance of volume to fine music.
03:27I mean, how can we attain true melodious splendor unless we are allowed to turn our amps up to the utmost limits?
03:33Good point, Ted.
03:48Oh, man, your stepmom's brand new antique Chinese vase. Are you in trouble, dude?
03:54Ted, this is indeed a most heinous turn of events.
04:02I am totally depressed that Circle K does not sell antique Chinese vases. I mean, they have everything else.
04:09For sure. Twelve different flavors of Super Freeze.
04:12Yeah, the Cherry Avocado Banana is most outstanding.
04:21My question now is, where can we go to find an antique Chinese vase?
04:25Antique China!
04:31Bogus! There's someone in our time-traveling phone booth.
04:35Hey, dude, get your...
04:37Rufus!
04:38Greetings, amigos.
04:40No, I don't want anchovies. I'm allergic to the salty little buggers.
04:45It's spelled R-U-F-U-S. Rufus.
04:49And make it quick. I'm starving.
04:53Rufus, what are you doing in the here and now?
04:56I just dropped by from the 27th century to deliver your new Circuits of Time phone book.
05:01Excellent!
05:03Check it out, Ted. A similar vase of recent vintage would be most severely cheap.
05:08So while I was here, I thought I'd pick up one of your pizzas.
05:11In the 27th century, there's no such thing as thick crust.
05:15Drag.
05:17We would love to hang out and chat, Rufus, but we are on our way to ancient China.
05:22I'm supposed to warn you guys.
05:24Yeah, we know. Don't drink the water.
05:33Oh, it was something else.
05:38Hey! I said no anchovies!
05:42Aaaaah!
05:44Aaaaah!
05:46Aaaaah!
05:52Whoa!
05:54Whoa.
05:56So this is ancient China.
05:58Looks just like the Epcot Center.
06:00But where is everybody?
06:04Hey, old ancient Asian dude.
06:06We thought China was supposed to be totally crowded.
06:09Give us a few hundred years.
06:12Aaaaah!
06:14Party on, dudes!
06:29Whoa, Bill.
06:31Look at all the plates and cups and saucers and stuff.
06:34Of course, Ted. That is why they call this country China.
06:38Greetings, young strangers. I am Dr. Lau.
06:41How may I help you, boys?
06:43Doctor Dude, we were looking for a vase of some kind
06:46with these sort of blue-type flowers
06:48and these, you know, very definite little squiggly lines all over
06:51and, like, handles on it.
06:52Ah, yes. Our most popular number.
06:54Here is the display model.
06:56Perfect.
06:57No! No! Do not touch the floor model!
07:05Nice move, Ted.
07:07Not!
07:08Can we have a bag, please?
07:10Paper, not plastic.
07:12We are like two environmentally conscious dudes.
07:16Seize the heathens!
07:19What are you so upset about?
07:21This one did not break.
07:26Man, if my dad finds out that I have been sentenced to really hard Chinese labor,
07:30he will kill me.
07:32Not to worry, Ted.
07:33Your father will not be born for another 600 years.
07:36Oh, good.
07:38Young hoodlums.
07:41How is your task proceeding?
07:43Pretty good, Mr. Mean Guard Dude.
07:45My friend speaks the truth.
07:47We have almost finished that wall we were so unjustly ordered to build.
07:51To the contrary.
07:52Bring on the bricks!
08:03No way!
08:05Yes way, infidels.
08:07Any questions?
08:08Yes.
08:10How can you zip your pants with such long fingernails?
08:13Well...
08:20That's it, dude.
08:22We are finished.
08:24Not bad for a couple days' work.
08:27Well done, young rehabilitated infidels.
08:30So, ugly prison guard.
08:32Are we like free to go about our business?
08:34Indeed.
08:35Here are your clothes, nicely dry-cleaned and pressed,
08:37and some money to begin your new lives.
08:41Please, righteous.
08:42Thanks, dude.
09:00What is this strange contraption parked in this tollway zone?
09:03Have you yokels never seen these devices?
09:05Come on, let's cram inside.
09:09Now smile, everyone.
09:11We get four pictures for a dollar.
09:17Must be broken.
09:19The great Kubla Khan will know how to fix it.
09:22To the palace!
09:27Oh, man. I'm too late.
09:29I must inform the dudes.
09:33Oh, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those anchovies.
09:37Ted, we must find a vase and get back to the booth most promptly.
09:41That is true, Bill.
09:43But more importantly, I am most supremely hungry.
09:47Me too, dude.
09:48Okay, let's get lunch.
09:52Welcome to Oodles of Noodles.
09:55I am Kitten Kaboodles. Would you like some water?
10:00Nah.
10:04Do you have a reservation?
10:06No, I just need to tell my friends about their phone booth.
10:09No reservation, no conversation. Out.
10:19I do not know if you have what I want,
10:21but it is my favorite at the Chinese restaurant near our house in San Dimas.
10:25And what would that be?
10:27It's called a number 10.
10:30What would that be?
10:31It's called a number 10.
10:34Oh, our special today.
10:36Excellent!
10:45Fortune cookies! Savory!
10:48Bill, that is dessert.
10:50Where are your table manners?
10:55Sorry, dude.
10:56I cannot resist these delectable taste treats complete with words of wisdom.
11:00Whoa, Ted, listen to this.
11:02Amigos, your phone booth has been towed to the great Kublai Khan.
11:06Confucius says, hustle your butts to his palace pronto.
11:10Man, we had better hurry up and eat our noodles.
11:12But first, I wonder what fortune awaits me.
11:15P.S. Forget the noodles.
11:18Your pal, Rufus.
11:22Hey, Miss Noodles Kaboodles, ma'am.
11:24Can I get these noodles to go, please?
11:26To go?
11:27Yeah, you know, in like little white boxes with funny handles.
11:32I don't follow.
11:33Like this.
11:38Gnarly, dude.
11:40Whoa!
11:41We better haul our noodles down to that Kublai dude's palace.
11:44Young sir, wait.
11:48With today's special, you get a free vase.
11:52Excellent!
11:57And so, Marco Polo, my great friend,
11:59in honor of your 20 years of loyal service,
12:02it is my great pleasure to present you with this magnificently magical device,
12:06which takes four pictures for a mere dollar,
12:09although it is busted.
12:11Ooh!
12:13Grazie, oh, grazie for the gift,
12:16oh, Kublai, Kublai, Kublai Khan!
12:20You're welcome.
12:21Come on, come on, me hair is off the catch.
12:26A nice guy, but his singing drives me nuts.
12:29To the box, to the box, me silent voice.
12:36Hey, most honorable young stranger and buddy.
12:40Are you talking to us, sinister and mysterious type dude?
12:43How would you like to win a free trip around the bloody world?
12:46Ted, my easily distracted colleague,
12:48we must make our way to the palace or be stuck in ancient China
12:51until it's modern day China.
12:53But all you must do is answer one simple question.
12:57What color is an orange?
13:01An orange?
13:02Most correct.
13:03You have won a free trip to Italy.
13:05Outstanding!
13:07By way of Shanghai.
13:09Bogus!
13:19Ted, wake up.
13:22Where are we, dude?
13:24I do not know.
13:29This is just a guess,
13:31but I would say we are somewhere in the middle of the China Sea, 1295 A.D.
13:35Excellent, a cruise.
13:37Just like the love boat.
13:42Not.
13:43All right, you idle champs, enough of your gold-breaking.
13:48Shuffleboard.
13:50Outstanding!
13:51Those are mops, you dipstick.
13:53Now get to work.
13:58Bill, I just have one question for you.
14:01What is it, Ted?
14:02What color is an orange?
14:04Ted, you bonehead.
14:05Its color is the same as its name.
14:07Just like a lemon.
14:08I'm the captain, I'm the captain of the ship.
14:10Sailing somewhere in the middle of the China Sea.
14:15Look out for the...
14:17Soap!
14:19Nice earrings, dude.
14:20Yes, but you really should only wear one, dude.
14:29You interrupted the aria for me, Solo Pucci.
14:32No one interrupts Marco Polo.
14:38Marco Polo?
14:39Are you the dude that invented that righteous water sport?
14:42If you ever disturb my singing again,
14:45I'll have you last remastered for at least half an hour.
14:50Aye, aye, Captain O'Polo.
14:53You boys, you boys, someday you will be fine.
15:02Sailors.
15:04Dude, we are in big trouble.
15:07No kidding.
15:08Out here in the hot sun without any zinc oxide for my nose?
15:12No, Ted, I mean, there goes our phone booth.
15:15To the captain's quarters.
15:16And get out, quick.
15:18Before he starts to sing.
15:21Once we find that phone booth,
15:23we are two excellent compadres in a vase.
15:26To go.
15:27Do not forget the noodles in this handy take-out cart.
15:36There it is, dude.
15:39Be totally quiet.
15:41What?
15:42We do not want to wake Captain O'Polo.
15:44Man, it is truly dark in here.
15:48All right, Ted, my friend.
15:50Punch in the number for San Dimas.
15:52Here goes, Bill.
15:58Morning, Captain.
15:59Awake, awake, and so I am awake.
16:03And you boys are in big trouble now.
16:07Yo-ho, yo-ho.
16:09I am painting a ship for Mr. O'Polo.
16:12It was quite excellent of the most musical captain
16:15to reward us with the task of painting the ship.
16:17Do not you agree, Bill?
16:19Ted, I believe he intended this as a punishment.
16:22Not for me.
16:23I like painting.
16:24My grandmother let me paint her van last summer.
16:27Yeah.
16:28Your grandmother is extremely cool.
16:30Yeah.
16:31Except she wears too much perfume and likes to hug a lot.
16:34Most unnecessary.
16:39All done, dude.
16:41I think Mr. O'Polo will like it.
16:43My ship, my ship.
16:45You boys have ruined my ship.
16:47This is an act of mutiny.
16:50Uno momento, Mon Capitan.
16:52Back in San Dimas, for custom paint jobs such as that,
16:56one might pay as much as 50 bucks.
16:58Yeah.
16:59And we did two coats.
17:01Enough with your foolish talk.
17:03It is time to plank, to walk, you naughty sailor boys.
17:07Bogus.
17:21Missy's base.
17:28Bummer, dude.
17:30Bogus.
17:36Bogus.
17:50Bogus.
18:00Bogus.
18:21Well, it looks as if everything is ready for my birthday feast.
18:26It looks just super, don't it?
18:34Sire, bad news.
18:36Marco Polo's ship has been reported lost at sea.
18:40Then he was bringing the rice.
18:43Shoot.
18:44We just happened to have served with the potatoes instead.
18:47Don't quote me, sire, but I think we're out of potatoes.
18:50Oh, poop.
18:52Oh, poop.
18:54Next thing you tell me, the dining hall is flooded.
19:03Dude, you can breathe now.
19:08Thanks, dude.
19:09Marco, you've ruined my lunch.
19:12I'll have your head.
19:14But, sire, I...
19:16Do not blame Captain Orpolo, your hugeness.
19:18It was all, like, our fault.
19:23Whoa!
19:30This burns my brownies.
19:33Twenty years ago, I sent you to China for rice,
19:36and all you bring back is a flounder.
19:39I could have just a spit...
19:41But your Royal Dudeness fishes good Brainiac food.
19:44I already have an entree.
19:46I need a starch.
19:48Try these on for size, dude.
19:53Mmm, delicious.
19:57What's it called?
19:59It's called a number ten.
20:01No, that will never do.
20:04Let me think a moment.
20:07I know. It'll just hit me right in the head.
20:18Spaghetti, you bad dog.
20:22Now, what was I saying?
20:26You boys really saved my fanny.
20:29How can I repay you?
20:32Take singing lessons, Mr. Orpolo.
20:35Whoa, Bill, we had better get back,
20:37or Missy Mom will be home any minute.
20:39Yeah, I guess we'll just have to return without a vase.
20:42You need a vase?
20:44I got plenty of vase.
20:46Hey, I get them at a noodle shop I visit,
20:49the one in China.
20:52Excellent!
20:55Hair to the right, dude.
20:57I think it should go hair to the left, dude.
21:05One hair too far.
21:07Oh, Missy Mom is gonna be displeased.
21:10Hello, boys.
21:12Hi, Missy. I mean Mom.
21:14Go on, dude. Tell her.
21:17Mom, I got some bad news.
21:20Well, we sort of broke your vase.
21:23But we'll pay for it, Mrs. Preston.
21:26Do you boys have any idea what that vase is worth?
21:31A billion dollars?
21:33No, it was a freebie.
21:36A giveaway at that new restaurant down the street,
21:39Oodles of Noodles.
21:42Whoa! How totally ironic!
21:47Ted, my friend,
21:49we figured out a means by which we can play as loud as we wish
21:52without fear of breaking any more invaluable china.
21:55How is that, Bill, my trusted colleague?
21:57I have plugged our amplifiers into these headphones.
22:00Let's try it, dude.
22:20Big mistake, dude.
22:22Yeah.
22:24But the music was...
22:26most excellent!
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