Married for Greencard, Stayed for Love (2024) - Full Movie
Married for Greencard, Stayed for Love (2024) - Full Movie
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00:00:0060 days. I'm going to get deported. I deserve someone better. Don't cry, Leslie.
00:00:19This is my new boyfriend, so you're the one who's getting dumped. Miss Madsen, I need
00:00:24you to save my brother. Without your bow and arrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:00:29Are you an American citizen? Yes, of course. Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:00:35I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours. I've seen hundreds of girls
00:00:42like you. I am not a gold digger. As in billionaire, CEO, Simon Williams? Think I would know if
00:00:51I was marrying a billionaire. What are you, like a secret millionaire or something? What
00:00:58do you even do for a living? Um...
00:01:12Mr. Williams, I really cannot disclose who the bone marrow match for your brother is.
00:01:17The person's already refused the donation. There's nothing else I can do.
00:01:29Mr. Williams, I know you're rich. Obscenely rich. But it's not about money. My job is on the line, and if I disclose who the donor
00:01:37is, I risk losing my medical license. Dr. Walker, everything is about money.
00:01:47You say this person's the only match for my brother.
00:01:52Uh, correct.
00:01:58Then you must know I have no recourse. This person doesn't donate.
00:02:05My brother dies. You swore an oath to save lives.
00:02:10Please, save my brother.
00:02:17Leslie Madison, the donor.
00:02:22Her name's Leslie Madison.
00:02:33We're engaged, David. Why can't we get married sooner rather than later?
00:02:38You know I just got laid off. My work visa expires in 60 days. I'm gonna get deported.
00:02:43Don't put that on my shoulders. It's not my responsibility.
00:02:49What?
00:02:54How could you say that? We've been together for two years. We're already living together.
00:02:59If we were gonna get married eventually, why can't it be now?
00:03:02See, that's the problem. I don't want to marry you. Ever.
00:03:05What?
00:03:06Look, truth is, I'm already seeing someone else.
00:03:11Who?
00:03:12It doesn't matter, Leslie. Let's break up. Please move out of my apartment. Now.
00:03:20Don't cry, Leslie. Not in front of this cheating asshole.
00:03:27Leslie! I'm sorry. It's just that you don't really bring anything to the table.
00:03:34I deserve someone better.
00:03:37Fuck you, David.
00:03:38Well, whatever. Good luck finding a man willing to marry you.
00:04:08I'm sorry.
00:04:09I'm sorry.
00:04:33Miss Madison?
00:04:34Are you going somewhere? I can give you a ride. I'll speak with you in private.
00:04:40Leslie! Leslie! Who is this?
00:04:46This is my new boyfriend. He's hotter than you, richer than you, and has a bigger dick than you.
00:04:54So you're the one who's getting dumped.
00:04:56David.
00:04:58Sorry about that.
00:05:01This is so embarrassing. I get laid off, dumped, and kicked out all in the same day.
00:05:09And now I'm crying in a stranger's car.
00:05:14Wait, who are you?
00:05:17I'm Leslie.
00:05:18Leslie?
00:05:19I'm Leslie.
00:05:20Leslie?
00:05:21Leslie?
00:05:22Leslie?
00:05:23Leslie?
00:05:24Leslie?
00:05:25Leslie?
00:05:26Leslie?
00:05:27Who are you? You said you needed to speak with me.
00:05:30Miss Madison, my name is Simon Williams.
00:05:33Leslie, just call me Leslie.
00:05:35Leslie, I need your help. I need you to save my brother.
00:05:47I don't know about this.
00:05:49When the doctor called, he said it was going to be multiple rounds of bone marrow donation.
00:05:54Why did you put your name on the donor's list if you're not going to donate?
00:05:57Should I tell him I developed trypanophobia?
00:06:00If I see needles, I'm going to faint.
00:06:04I just, I don't feel comfortable anymore, isn't there anyone else?
00:06:10No, you're the only one.
00:06:14My brother.
00:06:18His name is James.
00:06:20He should be in college instead of lying here at death's door.
00:06:24Parents died when we were really young.
00:06:26We were raised by our grandmother.
00:06:28Leslie, without your bone marrow, he only has a few more months to live.
00:06:33Yes, money. How could I forget?
00:06:37Money, of course.
00:06:39I can give you whatever you want. You name it, I'll make it happen.
00:06:45Marriage?
00:06:47What did you just say?
00:06:49Are you an American citizen?
00:06:51Yes, of course.
00:06:53Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:00Then marry me, and I'll make the donation.
00:07:03You can help me get a green card, and I'll donate my bone marrow to your brother.
00:07:08Then we divorce, get separated, go our separate ways, win-win.
00:07:12Does she know who I am?
00:07:14Does she know who I am?
00:07:16Does she want to marry into the Williams family?
00:07:19Let me get this straight.
00:07:21You want to marry me?
00:07:24For a green card?
00:07:27Yes.
00:07:28Why else would I marry a stranger?
00:07:31Look, my visa is expiring in 60 days, and if I get deported, I won't be able to help your brother.
00:07:38What do you say?
00:07:44Okay, deal.
00:07:54Sorry.
00:07:58We just need to do a blood test to confirm,
00:08:00and if everything goes well, we can start the bone marrow transplant within two weeks.
00:08:04Ms. Madison, do you prefer the left or the right arm?
00:08:07Okay.
00:08:14Hey, are you okay?
00:08:16Yeah.
00:08:20You can use this one.
00:08:37Come on, Leslie.
00:08:38You gotta pull through.
00:08:40You can't get deported.
00:08:42Mom and Dad are counting on you.
00:08:49Are you okay?
00:08:50You seem like you're about to faint.
00:08:52Um, I'm...
00:08:54Hey.
00:08:56Don't look at her.
00:08:58Look at me.
00:09:01I'll tell you a secret.
00:09:03I'm definitely afraid of bugs.
00:09:06I mean, I know I'm a big guy,
00:09:08but when I see one, I squirm like a little girl.
00:09:11This one time, I was in, like, this huge meeting,
00:09:13and this spider, like, came out of the ceiling,
00:09:16and he landed on my arm,
00:09:18and then he started crawling up,
00:09:19and I ran out the door,
00:09:21and peed my pants.
00:09:24And we're done.
00:09:26See? That wasn't so bad, right?
00:09:29I didn't even tell it was already over.
00:09:36Okay.
00:09:46Do you miss?
00:09:49So this is your...
00:09:51aunt's place?
00:09:52Yeah.
00:09:53On my mother's side.
00:09:57I really need to find a new living arrangement soon.
00:10:00Uncle Toby won't be happy that I'm here.
00:10:03Well, I can pick you up tomorrow.
00:10:06To get married.
00:10:07Oh, no, no, no.
00:10:09I'll get there myself.
00:10:109 a.m. City Hall.
00:10:12I'll be there.
00:10:13Okay.
00:10:18Good night.
00:10:19Good night, Simon.
00:10:24You what?
00:10:25Marry her.
00:10:27Tomorrow.
00:10:28It's the only way to save James.
00:10:30So, the money's not enough.
00:10:33She wants to be part of the Williams family.
00:10:36Simon, she's a gold digger.
00:10:38I don't think she knows who I am.
00:10:40I think she just wants to move here
00:10:41so she can get a green card.
00:10:43So that way, she can stay in this country.
00:10:46Plus, it'd be a great way for me to keep watch
00:10:48to make sure James recovers.
00:10:50Keep it that way.
00:10:52Don't let her find out your real identity.
00:10:55You cannot let the public know about this.
00:10:58If they find out you married an immigrant,
00:11:00our stocks will plummet.
00:11:02So, once James recovers,
00:11:04divorce her and marry Mia White.
00:11:12Simon!
00:11:27Here is your breakfast, Uncle Toby.
00:11:32Hey, loser!
00:11:34Where's my coffee?
00:11:35Hailey, what's the matter with you?
00:11:37Don't talk to your cousin like that.
00:11:39Well, she's not wrong.
00:11:41How long are you staying here anyways?
00:11:43I mean, you're a grown-ass adult.
00:11:45I'm not housing and feeding you for free.
00:11:47Tabby!
00:11:48Where is she going to go?
00:11:49She lost her job, got dumped,
00:11:50and now she's homeless.
00:11:53Ignore them, sweetheart.
00:11:55Stay as long as you need to.
00:11:59I'll find a place soon
00:12:00and I'll pay you guys back for food and rent
00:12:02as soon as I get a job.
00:12:08Oh, crap!
00:12:09I have somewhere important to be.
00:12:12Wait, no breakfast?
00:12:13Important, my ass.
00:12:14Where's someone like her going to go?
00:12:20It's not funny.
00:12:30Finally!
00:12:31My ticket to this great country.
00:12:37I mean it.
00:12:38You're welcome.
00:12:41If there's nothing else,
00:12:42I can give you a ride or something.
00:12:43Actually,
00:12:44there is something else.
00:12:47Okay.
00:12:54I made a checklist.
00:12:56Please take a look.
00:13:00Number one,
00:13:01open a joint bank account.
00:13:02Number two,
00:13:03host a small wedding
00:13:04with family for photos.
00:13:06Number three,
00:13:07go on dates
00:13:08and post on social media.
00:13:10What's all this for?
00:13:12A marriage certificate
00:13:13is not enough.
00:13:14I need this to look realistic.
00:13:16We need to prove
00:13:17the authenticity of our marriage
00:13:18to the immigration officer
00:13:19with lots of photos.
00:13:21Oh, and don't worry
00:13:22about the bank account.
00:13:23We just need to put
00:13:24a little money together.
00:13:25That's not enough.
00:13:26What?
00:13:40Move in?
00:13:42Together?
00:13:44Yes.
00:13:49Move in?
00:13:51Together?
00:13:52Move in?
00:13:54Together?
00:13:55Yes.
00:13:56If you want to make
00:13:57this look believable,
00:13:58we're going to have
00:13:59to move in together.
00:14:00That's what married people do,
00:14:01right?
00:14:02That would solve
00:14:03my living arrangement problems.
00:14:06But moving in
00:14:07with a stranger?
00:14:09And as for the rest
00:14:10of the checklist,
00:14:11I got it taken care of.
00:14:12Don't worry about it.
00:14:14Oh, and let's have
00:14:15the wedding a week from now.
00:14:17That gives me time
00:14:18to prep
00:14:19and we can move in
00:14:20together after the wedding.
00:14:21Sound good?
00:14:24Wow.
00:14:25You are really
00:14:26on top of it.
00:14:29I just feel bad
00:14:30making you do
00:14:31all of this work.
00:14:32Don't worry about it.
00:14:34I just need you
00:14:35to stay healthy.
00:14:36A brother's life
00:14:37depends on it.
00:14:40Oh, Simon,
00:14:42there's one more thing.
00:14:43What is it?
00:14:45I don't have
00:14:46a lot of money right now,
00:14:47so if it's okay,
00:14:49can you pay
00:14:50for the wedding bills and...
00:14:51Don't even worry
00:14:52about the money.
00:14:53I think I got it covered.
00:14:54No, no, no, no, no.
00:14:55I have to pitch in.
00:14:56I can't just leech off of you.
00:14:57I'll pay you back
00:14:58as soon as I find
00:14:59a new job.
00:15:01Okay, deal.
00:15:02Okay.
00:15:03Let's do this.
00:15:19Good morning,
00:15:20Mr. Williams.
00:15:22You have a board meeting
00:15:23at 11.30 a.m.
00:15:24Then you have a lunch
00:15:25with the executive team.
00:15:26Then later in the afternoon,
00:15:27you have a meeting
00:15:28with Mr. J
00:15:29at Crazy Maple Studio
00:15:30to discuss their latest app,
00:15:31Real Short.
00:15:33Real Short?
00:15:34The media streaming platform?
00:15:35Yes,
00:15:36it's really popular right now
00:15:37and it's soaring
00:15:38on both IOS
00:15:39and Google Play charts.
00:15:40Set the meeting room up
00:15:41for Mr. J's arrival.
00:15:42It'd be great
00:15:43if he accepts our investment.
00:15:46Oh, and one more thing.
00:15:47Of course.
00:15:48What do you need, sir?
00:15:49I need you to find me
00:15:50a modest house
00:15:51in a great neighborhood.
00:15:52And then I need a new car.
00:15:53Something like a Mercedes
00:15:54would be fine.
00:15:55And lastly,
00:15:56I need you to book me
00:15:57a wedding venue
00:15:58a week from now.
00:16:00Okay.
00:16:01Anything else?
00:16:02Actually, yes.
00:16:03Follow me.
00:16:06I know.
00:16:07It's so great.
00:16:13Okay.
00:16:14Let's do it.
00:16:19Who's that?
00:16:24Who's that?
00:16:25It's Mia White,
00:16:26heiress of the White family.
00:16:27I hear she's going to be engaged
00:16:29to Mr. Williams soon.
00:16:31She's not even that pretty.
00:16:33Yeah, but who cares?
00:16:34She's worth billions.
00:16:35I hear T9 is going to merge
00:16:37with White Group.
00:16:38Why's that mean for us?
00:16:39Pay raise.
00:16:43Mr. J,
00:16:44it was great talking to you today.
00:16:46And I guarantee you
00:16:47that T6 is going to take your company
00:16:48to the next level.
00:16:50Yes, yes, of course.
00:16:58Okay.
00:17:00Talk to you next week.
00:17:02Hi, Simon.
00:17:06Mia, what are you doing here?
00:17:09You haven't called or texted.
00:17:13I've been busy.
00:17:18Okay.
00:17:25Your grandmother wanted me
00:17:26to check up on you.
00:17:29It's almost 5.30.
00:17:30We should go grab dinner.
00:17:32I made us reservations
00:17:33at Joel Rovachan.
00:17:36Your favorite.
00:17:37I, uh,
00:17:39got somewhere else to be.
00:17:40Where?
00:17:42Bring me.
00:17:44Mia,
00:17:46go home.
00:17:50Simon!
00:18:03Hey, Aunt Marie.
00:18:04Yes?
00:18:06I need to tell you something.
00:18:07Alright.
00:18:09I got married this morning.
00:18:10That's nice, dear.
00:18:13Wait, what?
00:18:14I thought you and David broke up.
00:18:16I can't tell Aunt Marie the truth.
00:18:18She'll freak out and tell my parents.
00:18:20It'll just cause more drama back home.
00:18:28Um,
00:18:29I actually met this guy a while back
00:18:30and we recently reconnected
00:18:32and hit it off.
00:18:34Plus,
00:18:35you know my visa situation.
00:18:37Yeah, but marriage?
00:18:38Already?
00:18:39Well, what's his name?
00:18:41How old is he?
00:18:42What's he do for a living?
00:18:45When's dinner?
00:18:46I'm so hungry,
00:18:47I could eat a hippopotamus.
00:18:49Almost,
00:18:50Patty.
00:18:53This conversation is not over yet, Missy.
00:18:56Don't worry, Aunt Marie.
00:18:57I'll be fine.
00:18:59And I'm moving in with those finishing.
00:19:02What?
00:19:04Wait, you seriously went
00:19:05and got yourself married?
00:19:07Who's the guy?
00:19:08Some homeless bummy found on the street?
00:19:09That's not nice.
00:19:11What?
00:19:12We all know she's marrying for the green card.
00:19:13She probably paid some homeless guy for it.
00:19:17First of all,
00:19:18his name is Simon.
00:19:19Sign of all,
00:19:20he's actually a decent guy with a good job.
00:19:22Yeah, I'll believe it when I see it.
00:19:28I have to take this.
00:19:37Hey, is everything okay?
00:19:39What?
00:19:40I can't call and check on my wife?
00:19:44Of course you can, husband.
00:19:48I just get worried with James in the hospital and everything.
00:19:51No, everything's great with James.
00:19:54The doctor gave us a green light
00:19:55for the bone marrow donation.
00:19:56So that's going to happen in two weeks.
00:19:59Okay.
00:20:00Don't worry.
00:20:02I'm going to be with you every step of the way.
00:20:06Actually,
00:20:07actually,
00:20:08I was calling about something else from the checklist.
00:20:12You said that you wanted a small wedding,
00:20:14so I was thinking maybe we should go wedding dress shopping
00:20:17and then maybe buy some rings.
00:20:20Hey, listen, don't worry.
00:20:21I'm going to pay for everything.
00:20:25No need.
00:20:26I'm broke,
00:20:27and I'll just find something online.
00:20:29We're just going to use it for props anyway,
00:20:31so there's no reason to waste money.
00:20:32No, no, no, really.
00:20:33It's no problem at all.
00:20:34No, it's okay.
00:20:35I'll be busy tomorrow anyway,
00:20:37and I have to apply for jobs.
00:20:39Oh, okay.
00:20:40I guess I'll see you tomorrow then.
00:20:42Have a good night.
00:20:46Wow, what an interesting girl.
00:20:49If she doesn't want to go shopping,
00:20:51I guess I'm going to have to bring the shopping to her.
00:20:54He's such a sweet guy.
00:21:06Um, who are you?
00:21:08Hi, I'm Joey from Style Public Relations.
00:21:11Is there a Miss Madison living here?
00:21:15Leslie, there's someone at the door for you.
00:21:19Hi, I'm Leslie Madison.
00:21:22Great, then let's get started.
00:21:36Hi.
00:21:45Wow, spectacular.
00:21:47That is amazing.
00:21:49What a vision.
00:21:52I love it.
00:21:54How are you even going to afford all of this?
00:21:56You don't even pay us rent.
00:22:00Hailey.
00:22:01All of this looks lovely,
00:22:03but she's right.
00:22:05I don't think I can afford any of it.
00:22:09Oh, don't worry.
00:22:10Your husband already paid.
00:22:11Just pick whatever you like.
00:22:16Oh, I almost forgot.
00:22:17Susie, show her the shoes.
00:22:19Got it.
00:22:20Here, Miss Madison, let's try these on.
00:22:22This was a special order.
00:22:24Paid for already as well.
00:22:25Where are those limited edition?
00:22:28Let me try them on.
00:22:29Hailey, what are you doing?
00:22:30Wait a minute.
00:22:34These are custom ordered for Miss Madison.
00:22:36The shoes are in her size.
00:22:55How did Simon even know my shoe size?
00:23:07I love them.
00:23:19I'm glad you like them.
00:23:21Simon.
00:23:23How are you?
00:23:24Firstly, this is your husband.
00:23:26Oh, yeah.
00:23:28This is Simon.
00:23:30What the actual fuck?
00:23:32This is Simon.
00:23:34Simon, this is my aunt's family.
00:23:36We have Aunt Marie, Uncle Toby, and my cousin Hailey.
00:23:41Well, it's a pleasure to meet all of you.
00:23:43Let's do dinner on me next time.
00:23:45Sounds good, Simon.
00:23:46But today, I have to plan for a beautiful wedding with my wife.
00:23:50Joey, we're all done here?
00:23:52Yes, Mr. Williams, we're all done here.
00:23:55Shall we?
00:24:02Yeah.
00:24:13Wait.
00:24:15What happened to your Rolls Royce?
00:24:18I'm not that rich. The car's just a rental.
00:24:31Okay.
00:24:47Simon, what is this place?
00:24:51She thinks this house is nice.
00:24:53I told Ted to find a modest place.
00:24:55This is where I'll be living.
00:24:57It's very comfortable.
00:25:01This is where I'll be living.
00:25:03It's very comfortable.
00:25:10I know it's not much, but it's our new home.
00:25:13Wait, not much?
00:25:15What are you talking about?
00:25:17This place is so nice.
00:25:20What are you, like a secret millionaire or something?
00:25:24I'm not a millionaire.
00:25:26I'm not a millionaire.
00:25:28I'm not a millionaire.
00:25:29Do you own this thing?
00:25:31I don't own it. I just rent it.
00:25:35How much do you pay for rent?
00:25:37I don't know if I can afford half. It's kind of expensive.
00:25:41I would never ask a woman to pay half the rent.
00:25:43Especially if that woman's my wife.
00:25:45Yeah, but I'm not your real wife.
00:25:47Of course I'm going to help you pay rent.
00:25:49We can discuss it later.
00:25:51I want to go over some wedding details with you.
00:25:54I'm at a reservation at Sunset Resort next Saturday.
00:25:57Sunset Resort?
00:25:59Isn't that place like five grand an hour?
00:26:02No, no, no, no.
00:26:05Can we please just have a backyard wedding?
00:26:08Right here is perfect.
00:26:12Do you want a backyard wedding?
00:26:16Yeah, just photos for the immigration officer.
00:26:19You're spending money like you're a billionaire.
00:26:23What do you even do for a living?
00:26:27Um...
00:26:30What do you even do for a living?
00:26:35Um...
00:26:37I'm just a software engineer.
00:26:40Ah, so that's why you could afford all of this.
00:26:44Anyway, yes, please can we just do a small wedding?
00:26:47It's giving me anxiety just thinking about it.
00:26:50As you wish. Feel free to invite some friends.
00:26:52You're right. I should call Teresa.
00:26:54We're going to need some witnesses.
00:26:56Okay.
00:27:01I can't believe you went from breakup to married in like 72 hours.
00:27:06Well, he needed my bone marrow and I needed a green card.
00:27:10Quid pro quo.
00:27:12Ah, you know this sounds exactly like the plot of a real short TV show.
00:27:18What's his name?
00:27:20Simon Williams.
00:27:22Simon Williams?
00:27:25As in billionaire?
00:27:27CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:30As in billionaire?
00:27:32CEO Simon Williams?
00:27:35Of course not.
00:27:37Simon Williams is a very common name.
00:27:39Are you sure?
00:27:41Because Simon Williams is super elusive.
00:27:43There are barely any photos of him on the internet.
00:27:46I think I would know if I was marrying a billionaire.
00:27:49He's just a regular software engineer.
00:27:51I'm sure he makes plenty of money with that job, but he's no billionaire.
00:27:58Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:28:00That would be insane.
00:28:02Okay, next question.
00:28:04Is he hot?
00:28:06Major, I can't wait.
00:28:08You'll see when you meet him at the wedding.
00:28:12Should we cheer?
00:28:14Yes, let's do it.
00:28:20Let's take a look.
00:28:23Oh, that is so cute.
00:28:25So cute.
00:28:32You may take as many pictures of yourself as you wish.
00:28:36But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:41Is that clear?
00:28:43But do not post any photos of my grandson on the internet.
00:28:49Just give me a second.
00:28:58Hi.
00:29:00You must be Simon's grandmother.
00:29:02It's very nice to meet you.
00:29:04Let's cut the crap.
00:29:06I've seen hundreds of girls like you.
00:29:09And when this fake marriage fiasco is over, you'll be getting a divorce.
00:29:14Immediately.
00:29:16That was the agreement.
00:29:17Of course.
00:29:19If Jane's recovery goes without a hitch, we might think of giving you a little bit more.
00:29:24But don't even think about asking for anything extra.
00:29:28So you think I'm a gold digger?
00:29:31That couldn't be anything further from the truth.
00:29:34I came to this country when I was 21 all by myself on a work visa.
00:29:39And if my work visa wasn't expiring, I wouldn't even think to marry a stranger.
00:29:42So yes, I may be a poor, working class immigrant, but you cannot look down on my character.
00:29:49I am not a gold digger.
00:29:52Of course not.
00:29:54Grandma.
00:29:56Could you try not to scare my bride away?
00:29:58She's very hard to find.
00:30:01Sorry about my grandmother.
00:30:03Simon!
00:30:05It's okay. I understand.
00:30:07She's a little senile.
00:30:09Oh.
00:30:14Shall we?
00:30:16Let's go.
00:30:22Right there.
00:30:24Oh, I love it.
00:30:26Yes.
00:30:31Please. Perfect.
00:30:33Can you get this real quick?
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:37Uh-huh.
00:30:39Perfect.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:45Now, bride, can you lift your chin up for me just a little bit?
00:30:48Right there. Okay.
00:30:50I'm going to need you to smile for the camera.
00:30:54Not for me, but for the immigration officer.
00:30:56And to look like you love me.
00:30:58Okay. Now, how about a kiss for the camera, huh?
00:31:01I think he's right.
00:31:03How's a wedding photo going to be complete without a kiss?
00:31:32Ugh.
00:31:34Man, I am so tired.
00:31:38Who would have thought even a small wedding would be so much work?
00:31:43Did you get enough photos?
00:31:45Oh, yeah.
00:31:48Teresa took some, and your photographer was fantastic.
00:31:52He made us look super legit.
00:31:54Whoa, just legit?
00:31:56We look cute in these.
00:31:58Okay. Cute and legit.
00:32:00Oh, and your grandmother told me not to post anything on social media.
00:32:04Why is that?
00:32:06Yeah, it's because we're just a private family.
00:32:13Hey, listen, I completely understand that you need to make this look legit.
00:32:17I'll just make a new Instagram and call it Leslie and Simon,
00:32:22and I'll post other photos there.
00:32:24Don't worry, I'll make it private,
00:32:25but it's for the immigration officer.
00:32:29That sounds good.
00:32:30Okay.
00:32:43Dr. Walker?
00:32:45Hey, slow down. Is everything okay?
00:32:48Okay, we'll be right there.
00:32:56Doctor?
00:32:58Something urgent has come up.
00:33:00We need to go into surgery right now.
00:33:02Follow me.
00:33:04Please, keep calling Dr. Kemp.
00:33:06Please try his receptionist or his wife.
00:33:09I'll apply a local anesthetic.
00:33:11Since this was sold last second,
00:33:13my anesthesiologist can't be here.
00:33:16Miss Madison, please lay down on your side
00:33:19and tuck your knees to your stomach.
00:33:29You're so brave.
00:33:31Thank you so much.
00:33:43Do you feel a sharp pain when the needle goes in?
00:33:45Hey, you're not helping.
00:33:53Here we go.
00:33:55It's time to pull through for Simon.
00:34:06I am so sorry.
00:34:26Leslie?
00:34:28Leslie!
00:34:37Hey.
00:34:40You're awake.
00:34:44How do you feel?
00:34:50My back kind of hurts,
00:34:52but other than that, I feel fine.
00:34:56What happened?
00:34:58He passed out.
00:35:00But the doctor said you're going to be fine.
00:35:04Okay.
00:35:06What about your brother?
00:35:08Is everything okay?
00:35:10The bone marrow transfusion
00:35:12has been a success.
00:35:22All thanks to you.
00:35:26All thanks to you.
00:35:44I'm hungry.
00:35:47I'm sorry, I didn't think about it.
00:35:50No, it's okay.
00:35:52I'm sorry.
00:35:53Sorry, I didn't think of that.
00:35:55Do you want something to eat?
00:35:57Um, maybe just a bag of fries.
00:36:01No, I have to get you something more nutritional than that.
00:36:04Okay.
00:36:05Just lay down, I'll be right back.
00:36:07Okay.
00:36:08Okay.
00:36:15Ted.
00:36:17I need to make some reservations at Epic.
00:36:21Hmm?
00:36:25Yes, clear the restaurant.
00:36:27Alright.
00:36:52Oh, I am so full.
00:36:57This is the best meal I've ever had.
00:36:59You should try my cooking, I'm an excellent chef.
00:37:01Really? No.
00:37:03You don't seem like the type.
00:37:05Well, there's a lot you don't know about me.
00:37:07Wife.
00:37:11You know, it's so strange.
00:37:13There's no one in here tonight.
00:37:15I thought this place was famous and the reservations were hard to come by.
00:37:20Well, just so happens I'm a friend of the chef and he owed me a favor.
00:37:24So, here we are.
00:37:26Good job, Mr. Williams.
00:37:28Well, glad you like it, Mrs. Williams.
00:37:32That is still so strange to hear.
00:37:35Oh yeah, that reminds me.
00:37:37My friend told me earlier that you happen to have the same name as this billionaire CEO, Simon Williams.
00:37:46I'm sorry.
00:37:48Just so we're on the same page.
00:37:50That isn't you, is it?
00:37:52Well, Leslie, uh...
00:37:54What do you mean you're clothed?
00:37:56Yeah, there's literally two people sitting right there.
00:37:58Yeah, private dining, my ass.
00:38:04Wait, Leslie?
00:38:11Wait, Leslie?
00:38:16Wow!
00:38:18Look at you, Leslie.
00:38:20Looks like you snagged yourself a rich guy.
00:38:23I mean, I always knew you were after my money.
00:38:25I am so sorry, Mrs. Williams, for the disturbance.
00:38:27You can compliment me all I want.
00:38:29Oh, this is your ex-girlfriend.
00:38:32Yeah, Sarah.
00:38:34Me and Leslie, my loser ex.
00:38:36I mean, she clearly cheated on me with this dude.
00:38:41Who are you to judge me and call me a cheater?
00:38:46Simon, let's go.
00:38:48I would leave her if I was you.
00:38:50She's a skank.
00:38:52She's probably just trying to use you.
00:38:57What the fuck, you psycho?
00:38:59I'm gonna sue you.
00:39:01Baby, are you okay?
00:39:02No one calls my wife a skank.
00:39:05Make sure they're blacklisted. I want to hear them again.
00:39:16Thank you for what you did back there.
00:39:21But don't get yourself into trouble.
00:39:23Violence is not the answer.
00:39:25Well, of course it's not the answer, but it is the solution.
00:39:33You want to talk about it?
00:39:35What's there to talk about?
00:39:38I basically saw everything.
00:39:41He was my boyfriend.
00:39:43He was my boyfriend of two years.
00:39:46We even got engaged.
00:39:49I asked him to help me and marry me.
00:39:52Instead, he dumped me and got somebody better.
00:39:56Like Sarah.
00:39:57He doesn't deserve you.
00:40:00I just never want to be in that situation again.
00:40:04Begging someone to help me.
00:40:06Feeling so powerless.
00:40:09I want my fate to lie in my own hands.
00:40:14I know exactly what you mean.
00:40:22James plays the piano.
00:40:29I felt so powerless when he got sick.
00:40:32I can't do anything.
00:40:34When the doctor showed me your photo,
00:40:38I had hope again.
00:40:40I can't do anything.
00:41:07I'm sorry.
00:41:09I didn't mean to wake you.
00:41:10Morning.
00:41:12Would you like breakfast in bed?
00:41:14Are you offering me breakfast?
00:41:19I told you I'm a fantastic chef.
00:41:21Plus, it gives me a chance to show off my cooking skills.
00:41:24Well, I'm quite the chef myself.
00:41:27Oh, well, a competition then.
00:41:30Oh, you're wrong.
00:41:32Oh yeah, something right here.
00:41:39James plays the piano.
00:41:54This is the moment of truth.
00:41:56I try yours and you try mine.
00:41:59Here we go.
00:42:02Here we go.
00:42:09How is it?
00:42:15I mean, come on.
00:42:17I'm just kidding, it's delicious.
00:42:21It's actually really good.
00:42:33Oh, wow.
00:42:36Oh, wow.
00:42:39Was it good?
00:42:41Let me try.
00:42:53Yummy.
00:42:55That's weird.
00:43:01What?
00:43:05I've got a meeting. I've got to go to the office.
00:43:07Do you have any plans?
00:43:09It's already Monday.
00:43:11I have an interview. I've got to go.
00:43:12Okay, well, hang loose. I can give you a ride.
00:43:19Darling, you're back.
00:43:21How wonderful.
00:43:24You look beautiful, Francesca.
00:43:26Oh, sweetheart. You're a doll.
00:43:28Come, let's have some tea.
00:43:29Okay.
00:43:30I'm so glad that you're back.
00:43:31I know. I missed you.
00:43:33Come on, darling. So nice to see you.
00:43:35By the way, Francesca, I got these supplements from Switzerland.
00:43:39They're great for your health.
00:43:41Oh, darling, that's so kind of you.
00:43:43But you don't need to bring us anything.
00:43:45You're practically family.
00:43:48That's the thing, Francesca.
00:43:51I don't think Simon will marry me.
00:43:53Of course he's going to marry you.
00:43:55We've been talking about this wedding for years.
00:43:58And who else could run with my Simon except you?
00:44:03But I've done everything I can, Francesca.
00:44:06I make the time to see him.
00:44:08He says no.
00:44:09Darling, he's just a little preoccupied at the moment.
00:44:12Preoccupied? With what?
00:44:17Francesca, I don't think I can do this.
00:44:19If Simon doesn't want me, I don't...
00:44:21Mia, he...
00:44:24I'm going to tell you something.
00:44:27But you have to promise me you will not tell anyone else.
00:44:30Of course.
00:44:32You have my word.
00:44:41Just my luck.
00:44:46Sarah, meet Leslie, my loser ex.
00:44:51Sit down, Miss Madison.
00:44:53This is a professional setting.
00:44:55You're just going to walk out of an interview?
00:45:03When I saw your resume, I almost laughed.
00:45:07I thought I just had to interview you.
00:45:13So, Miss Madison.
00:45:15Tell me why you got fired from your last job.
00:45:19I was laid off because the company decided to outsource the whole department.
00:45:24I wasn't fired.
00:45:26I know so many people just like you, Miss Madison.
00:45:29They always blame their problems on others.
00:45:32They never take responsibility for themselves.
00:45:34There's actually a word for that.
00:45:36It's spelled L-O-S-E-R.
00:45:41Loser.
00:45:43Thank you for interviewing me.
00:45:45You're very professional.
00:45:48The boss should be proud.
00:45:59Hey, it's me.
00:46:01So, there's this girl named Leslie Madison.
00:46:05Get the word out to all our HR friends.
00:46:08She slept with her boss at her previous job.
00:46:11And that's why she got fired.
00:46:18What is that deliciousness I smell?
00:46:20I smell all the way down from the driveway.
00:46:22I'm glad you're home.
00:46:24Dinner is ready.
00:46:25I can't tell you how strange it is to come to a warm house.
00:46:28I now already have dinner on the table.
00:46:30You're incredible.
00:46:31Where do you usually come home to?
00:46:53Usually darkness.
00:46:56Well, you have me now.
00:46:58And this is the least I could do to repay you.
00:47:02Oh, and I'm going to pay you back as soon as I get a job.
00:47:06How's it going, by the way?
00:47:08The job interview.
00:47:09Don't remind me.
00:47:11It was the worst.
00:47:13But it's okay.
00:47:15I have a bunch of other interviews lined up, so it's going to be fine.
00:47:18No, I love a good story.
00:47:21Okay, so, remember that girl, Sarah?
00:47:24Shut up.
00:47:26She was just like, oh yeah, I'm going to get shit.
00:47:29I'm going to make sure that you're not getting this job.
00:47:43Hi.
00:47:44I'm Leslie Madison. I'm here for an interview.
00:47:47Let me check.
00:47:50Oh, Leslie, I'm so sorry.
00:47:53Your interview has been cancelled.
00:47:55What?
00:47:56Why?
00:47:57Um, that I do not know.
00:48:10Hi.
00:48:11This is Leslie Madison. I'm calling to confirm my interview for this afternoon.
00:48:19Cancelled.
00:48:20Right.
00:48:23Got it.
00:48:24Thanks.
00:48:32Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there, Bessie.
00:48:36What is going on?
00:48:37Something terrible is happening.
00:48:45So you're telling me that all your interview was cancelled on you?
00:48:49Yup.
00:48:50And they were all like...
00:48:52They're not a suitable candidate anymore.
00:48:55Or some bullshit like, this position has already been filled.
00:48:59That is very weird.
00:49:01Right?
00:49:02It's like somebody's trying to sabotage me.
00:49:06I have a friend of mine who's a headhunter.
00:49:08I'm going to text her and just see if she knows anything.
00:49:14Oh my lord.
00:49:15What?
00:49:18Okay, enough of that. I can't carry you home, sis.
00:49:22Look, there's a private Discord chat where all the HRs in the city post their shady candidates.
00:49:28And, um, you're on there.
00:49:34What?
00:49:38What the actual fuck?
00:49:40I can't believe this.
00:49:43Look, here, drink some water. You've had far too much alcohol.
00:49:48Here you go.
00:49:53I hate this.
00:49:58Whoa, whoa, whoa, hey, nope, nope, nope.
00:50:01We're going to sit you down and we are going to call your husband to come pick you up.
00:50:07I think you texted me his number.
00:50:09He's not even my husband.
00:50:11He's fake.
00:50:14Well, I don't know about that.
00:50:18You look pretty real to me.
00:50:20You look pretty real to me.
00:50:22I saw the way he looked at you.
00:50:24That boy is crazy about you.
00:50:29Yeah, boy.
00:50:32These numbers are all wrong.
00:50:37Ted, call a meeting with the data team right now.
00:50:40Yes, sir.
00:50:46Leslie?
00:50:47I'm going to be a little...
00:50:51I'll be there in ten minutes.
00:50:52Mr. Williams, the meeting.
00:50:54Cancel it, Ted.
00:50:57This is a changed man.
00:51:04Oh, hey.
00:51:07Hey.
00:51:08Thank you for calling.
00:51:09Is everything okay?
00:51:11It's barely six. Why is she like this?
00:51:13Hey, come on.
00:51:15Come on, we gotta go.
00:51:16No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:18Can you help me, please?
00:51:19All right, let's...
00:51:20One, two, three.
00:51:21Come on, let's go.
00:51:23Hey.
00:51:24Oh, God, get your shoes.
00:51:26I told you, you're so cute.
00:51:28All right, so this is what you're like when you're drunk.
00:51:30Okay.
00:51:31Come on, come on, look, look.
00:51:33Whoa, whoa, okay, all right.
00:51:35Why don't you want to kiss me?
00:51:38All right, watch your head there.
00:51:40Careful.
00:51:44Okay.
00:51:46All right.
00:51:50Well, Teresa, do you need a ride?
00:51:52Oh, no, I'll just walk. I'm too close.
00:51:55Okay.
00:51:57Well, can you let me in? What's going on?
00:52:01Oh, boy.
00:52:04There's a rumor going around about Leslie
00:52:07that it could not be further from the truth.
00:52:10A rumor? What did it say?
00:52:19Hey, Ted, I'm going to send you a screenshot,
00:52:22show it to our HR,
00:52:24and ask her who's spreading that false information.
00:52:29Okay.
00:52:49Okay.
00:52:51Simon.
00:52:52Yes?
00:52:53Let's drink some wine.
00:52:57How about maybe tomorrow?
00:52:59No, I want wine.
00:53:02No, no wine.
00:53:04Please?
00:53:05No.
00:53:06I want wine.
00:53:07No.
00:53:09How about we make omelets?
00:53:11I tell you what, how about a cooking competition?
00:53:14Okay, all right.
00:53:15Why are you hiding the wine from me?
00:53:17I didn't hide the wine from you.
00:53:19I think you drank all of it.
00:53:21Don't you want us to have fun?
00:53:35Put this on.
00:53:48Don't tell me what to do.
00:53:54I don't want to behave.
00:54:17Here.
00:54:24No touch.
00:54:33Leslie?
00:54:37Hey, wake up.
00:54:47Wake up.
00:54:48Wake up.
00:54:49Wake up.
00:54:50Wake up.
00:54:51Wake up.
00:54:52Wake up.
00:54:53Wake up.
00:54:54Wake up.
00:54:55Wake up.
00:54:56Wake up.
00:54:57Wake up.
00:54:58Wake up.
00:54:59Wake up.
00:55:00Wake up.
00:55:01Wake up.
00:55:02Wake up.
00:55:03Wake up.
00:55:04Wake up.
00:55:05Wake up.
00:55:06Wake up.
00:55:07Wake up.
00:55:08Wake up.
00:55:09Wake up.
00:55:10Wake up.
00:55:11Wake up.
00:55:12Wake up.
00:55:13Wake up.
00:55:14Wake up.
00:55:15Wake up.
00:55:16Wake up.
00:55:17Wake up.
00:55:18Wake up.
00:55:19Wake up.
00:55:32Simon.
00:55:33Hmm?
00:55:35You're naked.
00:55:42Do you remember what you did last night?
00:55:46What did I do?
00:55:51Please don't be embarrassing.
00:55:52Maybe I'm your little reminder.
00:56:01Hey, why don't you tell me you're having trouble finding work?
00:56:12How did you know about that?
00:56:14Theresa told me.
00:56:19I didn't want to bother you.
00:56:20I'll figure it out.
00:56:21Lesley, you know you can rely on me.
00:56:22I'm your husband.
00:56:23Fake husband.
00:56:24Lesley, it doesn't have to be like that.
00:56:25What do you mean?
00:56:26I've fallen for you.
00:56:27Do you have feelings for me too?
00:56:47Of course I do, but what are you saying, that we just not get divorced when our agreement
00:56:55is up?
00:56:56What I'm saying is, give us a shot.
00:57:03Okay.
00:57:14So you're saying that the rumor came from someone from social media.
00:57:16Do you have a name?
00:57:18Just a first name.
00:57:19Sarah.
00:57:20I'm still looking into it.
00:57:22Sarah.
00:57:23Instead, he talked to me and got somebody better, like Sarah.
00:57:29Sarah.
00:57:30I know exactly who that is.
00:57:32Looks like I'm going to pay a visit to Central Media.
00:57:35Oh, and Ted.
00:57:36I know who Lesley's ex-boyfriend is.
00:57:39I think a few people are going to lose their job today.
00:57:42Wait, Mr. Williams, what about your meetings today?
00:57:45Cancel them.
00:57:47What am I, a detective now?
00:57:52Everyone, look busy.
00:57:56We've got an important guest coming.
00:57:58Chop, chop.
00:58:00What's up with her?
00:58:02I just got a call from T6 corporate office.
00:58:04Their CEO, Simon Williams, is coming.
00:58:07Right now.
00:58:08Whoa.
00:58:09T6 CEO?
00:58:10That's a huge potential client.
00:58:19Mr. Williams, what brings you in today?
00:58:22Two things.
00:58:24I know that Central Media is looking for investors.
00:58:26I would love to make a proposal.
00:58:29And the second thing?
00:58:31I need you to fire someone.
00:58:38Mr. Williams, I apologize for something like this to happen in my company.
00:58:44That employee will be dealt with promptly.
00:58:48I look forward to doing business together.
00:58:59Hi, Lesley Madison speaking.
00:59:04Thank you so much.
00:59:06Okay.
00:59:10I go higher.
00:59:12Ah!
00:59:13I go higher!
00:59:16Fiona, you wanted to see me?
00:59:18Come in.
00:59:24Sarah, you've been working for me for three years, haven't you?
00:59:28Yes, ma'am.
00:59:29Three years on the dot.
00:59:30Then I just have to say, I am disappointed in you.
00:59:35And I'm disappointed in myself for my misjudgment of character.
00:59:40Fiona, I don't understand.
00:59:43I will not tolerate slandering in this company!
00:59:47Spreading false rumors about other women so they can't get hired?
00:59:51I...
00:59:52Sarah!
00:59:53Pack your shit up!
00:59:55You're fired!
00:59:57Fiona, please, give me another chance!
00:59:59I'll do better, I promise!
01:00:02I can't lose my job!
01:00:03Even if I wanted to give you a second chance, I can't.
01:00:07Why?
01:00:08Because you pissed off the most powerful man in this city.
01:00:12Who?
01:00:13Who?
01:00:14You don't know.
01:00:16CEO of T6, Simon Williams.
01:00:20That woman that you slandered?
01:00:22That was his wife.
01:00:25You should just be lucky they are not pressing charges.
01:00:39I am breaking up with you.
01:00:41What?
01:00:42What do you mean, baby?
01:00:43Why?
01:00:44I got fired!
01:00:45Wait, I did too.
01:00:47And it was for no reason.
01:00:49No reason?
01:00:50Of course there's a reason, you dumbass!
01:00:53She's married to T6 Group's CEO, Simon Williams.
01:00:57It's something you should have told me about!
01:00:59Wait, that's impossible!
01:01:02Sarah, wait.
01:01:04What are you doing?
01:01:07Fuck you, David!
01:01:09You ruined my life.
01:01:11I hope you die in a ditch!
01:01:13Sarah!
01:01:14Sarah, wait!
01:01:24This looks great.
01:01:25What's the occasion?
01:01:27So, remember that Sarah girl who was giving me a really hard time at the interview?
01:01:31Yes, I recall.
01:01:32So, the company, Century Media, they actually hired me.
01:01:36And then when I asked about Sarah, they said she's no longer working there.
01:01:40Also, a bunch of other companies have been calling me back to interview me again.
01:01:44It's like, bam, suddenly my life is just spiraling uphill.
01:01:48So, tonight, dinner is on me.
01:01:51I'm really happy for you.
01:01:57I have a new job, filed for a green card.
01:02:00Life is just so, so good.
01:02:04I feel like you're my lucky star.
01:02:09Leslie, I think we should take our relationship public.
01:02:13What do you mean?
01:02:14Everyone around me knows about us, and your family knows about us.
01:02:19The thing is, we're going to have to have a whole press conference.
01:02:22It's this whole family thing.
01:02:24Simon!
01:02:26So, this is your fake wife.
01:02:30Simon?
01:02:32Who's this?
01:02:33I'm Mia White, his fiancée.
01:02:36She's not my fiancée.
01:02:38It's just a family thing.
01:02:40Listen, I was going to explain everything to you.
01:02:42I have no intention of being with her.
01:02:44But you have to admit, I'm the only one your family or the press would approve.
01:02:48We belong in the same world, Simon.
01:02:51Not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:02:55Simon, not this immigrant trash you're only using to save your brother's life.
01:03:00Watch this.
01:03:01Immigrant trash?
01:03:03You rude bitch.
01:03:07White, you told her?
01:03:11No, I have no...
01:03:13Mia, I need you to leave. I'm warning you.
01:03:17No, don't go anywhere.
01:03:20I want to know exactly what's going on.
01:03:26Why are you both talking about the press today?
01:03:29What's going on?
01:03:31What are you hiding from me, Simon?
01:03:34You still don't know?
01:03:36Simon Williams, the man you have no business marrying,
01:03:40is CEO of T6 Group.
01:03:42Multi-billionaire.
01:03:44Richest man in the world.
01:03:46Generational wealth.
01:03:47Should I go on?
01:03:50Is that all true?
01:03:55It's still me.
01:03:58Nothing's changed. I was going to tell you today.
01:04:00Everything has changed. You lied to me.
01:04:02Leslie, let's just talk about this when we get home, okay?
01:04:06You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:10You're not one of us.
01:04:13What do you bring to the table?
01:04:15Mia, shut the fuck up.
01:04:16I'm going to do it for you.
01:04:19Leslie, wait. Leslie!
01:04:21Leslie, please stop. Look what you did.
01:04:23Simon, wait.
01:04:26Leslie!
01:04:33You'll never be part of our world, Leslie.
01:04:37You don't really bring anything to the table.
01:04:39Leslie, wait, please. Let me explain.
01:04:42Explain what, Simon?
01:04:44Explain why you lied to me?
01:04:46Explain that you have a fiancé and you still married me?
01:04:49None of that matters.
01:04:50If it doesn't matter, why are you mad?
01:04:52I'm not upset. I'm hurt.
01:04:56How could you hurt me like this?
01:04:58You made me fall in love with you just to shatter my dream.
01:05:01When you told me to give us a chance,
01:05:03I really thought about it.
01:05:05I really thought that we could be together.
01:05:07Why not?
01:05:09I mean...
01:05:12Nothing has changed, Leslie.
01:05:14Look at me. I love you.
01:05:16Then why did you tell me you rented that place?
01:05:18Did you even live there before?
01:05:20Why did you switch out your car?
01:05:22I'll tell you why, Simon.
01:05:24Because deep down in your heart, you believe what Mia said.
01:05:28We aren't from the same world.
01:05:30A girl like me can't date a guy like you.
01:05:34Don't follow me. Please.
01:05:46Oh, Leslie. What's happened?
01:05:51What? What?
01:06:00God, you really are a loser.
01:06:02Here. Have some tea.
01:06:06It's just a break-up. It's not that big a deal.
01:06:09Men are stupid anyways.
01:06:12Yeah. You can say that again.
01:06:14So what's your next step?
01:06:16I think I'm going to go back to bed.
01:06:18So what's your next step?
01:06:19I think I'm going to go back to my country.
01:06:21I want to go home. I'm tired.
01:06:24Really? You're going to give up on your American dream?
01:06:28My American dream is dead Hayley.
01:06:31That's a crock of bull.
01:06:34Listen to me, Leslie.
01:06:35Yeah, that Simon guy is kinda hot.
01:06:38And yeah, he's really rich.
01:06:40But he's not that special.
01:06:42At the end of the day, he's just a dude with a ball sack between two legs.
01:06:45You know how many men there are in this world?
01:06:48Four billion.
01:06:49Get over it.
01:06:51And don't let anyone stop you from living your dream.
01:07:02If you decide to go public with this, I will kill myself.
01:07:06T6 Shareholders
01:07:17Hello, and thank you for coming on such short notice.
01:07:21I have called this press conference because I would like the general public and all of the T6 shareholders to know two things.
01:07:27Number one, T6 will not be completing the merger with the white group for the foreseeable future.
01:07:36What about your engagement with Mia White?
01:07:38I would like to keep my personal life private.
01:07:40And that leads me to the second thing I would like to let the public know.
01:07:44I, Simon Williams, am proudly married to a foreign national.
01:07:48Now, I understand that T6 has sensitive contracts with the government involving national security.
01:07:54The rest is sure, she is a normal civilian.
01:07:57In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:03And I love her very much.
01:08:05Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:12No further questions. I need to go see my wife.
01:08:18I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:21I love her very much.
01:08:23Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:26How can you embarrass me like this, Simon?
01:08:36Hello, is this ICE?
01:08:38Great. I'd like to report a case for green card fraud.
01:08:45In fact, I think people like her is what makes America a special place.
01:08:49I love her very much.
01:08:51Leslie, if you're watching, this one is for you.
01:08:58I will not be taking any further questions.
01:09:00Holy shit! Did you hear that, Marie?
01:09:03Bro, you married the Simon Williams and you let him get away?
01:09:17Tell me that Leslie is here.
01:09:19Leslie, I'm so sorry.
01:09:22Deep down inside, I think I was afraid to tell you because I enjoyed the time I got to spend with you.
01:09:30As Simon. Not Simon Williams, CEO of T6.
01:09:37The normal guy, Simon.
01:09:40Who likes to cook and eat and who's goofy in selfies and likes to cuddle in bed.
01:09:47But I only am that version when I'm with you.
01:09:53What are you saying, Simon? That you like to play pretend with me?
01:09:57No, Leslie. What I'm saying is I can finally be myself when I'm with you.
01:10:03I have never loved a woman as much as I've loved you.
01:10:08But what about your family? Your grandmother hates me.
01:10:12Well, that took some persuading.
01:10:16Maybe a threat.
01:10:18But she approves of you.
01:10:20And she even gave something to me to give to you.
01:10:28Leslie, when I'm asking you this, will you marry me again? For real this time?
01:10:39If you don't marry him, I will. Just so you know, this is going on TikTok.
01:10:43Hell, I'll marry him.
01:10:47The answer is yes.
01:10:57I didn't think I would be in your wedding twice.
01:11:02If there's a third one, you're going to have to start paying me.
01:11:06Well, James has finally recovered, so he didn't get to be in the first one.
01:11:12We wanted to do a second one so that he could be in it.
01:11:21You look so beautiful.
01:11:24Hi, James.
01:11:25Hi, Grandma.
01:11:27You are looking better every day.
01:11:29All thanks to you. Thank you.
01:11:33I'd like a few moments alone with the bride, please.
01:11:36Major deja vu moment.
01:11:42Well, I may never know what Simon sees in you, but I've never seen him happier.
01:11:50You're a good one, so thank you. And welcome to the family, Leslie.
01:11:58You know, I've asked him plenty of times, but I can never get a straight answer out of him.
01:12:05How did he manage to get you to agree?
01:12:10He threatened me. He told me he couldn't get it up with anyone but you.
01:12:14And that if I wanted great-grandchildren, it would have to be with you.
01:12:19He also said that he promised me five great-grandbabies.
01:12:25Five?
01:12:27I didn't agree to that.
01:12:29Well, that was the deal. And I know you're going to honor it.
01:12:35Okay.
01:12:49Amen.
01:12:50You may now kiss the bride.
01:12:57Come on!
01:13:02I love you, wife.
01:13:03And I love you, husband.
01:13:05Give me your bouquet. I need it. I need to get married next.
01:13:09She's still in college.
01:13:11We ain't even gonna marry.
01:13:12You'll see.
01:13:19Hey, what are you drinking?
01:13:21Orange juice.
01:13:22So are you single?
01:13:24Yes.
01:13:25Can I be your girlfriend?
01:13:28I gotta go.
01:13:29Oh, I'll come with you. No worries at all.
01:13:34You know that I received a direct report that your marriage is fake, right?
01:13:38That's green card fraud.
01:13:40No, ma'am. I guarantee that we are very much in love.
01:13:42That's what they all say. How long have you two known each other?
01:13:46Two months.
01:13:47Two months?
01:13:49You expect me to believe that you met, fell in love, and got married all in two months?
01:13:55Well, Romeo and Juliet met, fell in love, and died all in three days.
01:14:00So I don't think time is a good measurement of love.
01:14:06I've been doing this for 20 years.
01:14:08I see right through you.
01:14:12All I can say is if you don't go out and get me some concrete evidence
01:14:16then I'm going to deny your claim.
01:14:18Wait, wait. What is concrete evidence?
01:14:21Any children produced by the result of your marriage would be considered concrete evidence.
01:14:27Need any other hints?
01:14:32Well, looks like we're going to have to make some babies.
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