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00:00Heroine Bahu, Divya dekhne mein thodi moti si thi lekin bahut hi pyari si thi, uski shadi
00:12hoti hai Bombay ke Abhishek se.
00:15Ek din wo saas ke saath bazaar me sabzi kharid rahi thi ki achanak, ek director haath se
00:22camera bana kar bolta hai.
00:24Oh, oh, oh, kya chhera hai, kya chhera hai, bhai hume toh humari ad ki heroine mil gayi.
00:31Ara kya bakwaas kar rahe ho, door rahe meri bahu se, kya bakwaas kar rahe ho.
00:37Oh, oh, oh, yeh beech mein villain kaun hai?
00:41Yeh villain meri saas hai, saas.
00:44Ara chup kar pagali, kuch bhi boli jaa rahi hai.
00:49Maaji, hum na aapki bahu ko ad ki heroine banana chahate hain aur uske liye ek crore
00:55rupeh bhi denge.
00:57Ara wa wa wa, sun liye upar wale ne meri, iske bapa ne toh kuch na diya, chalo ek crore
01:03toh aayenge.
01:05Are, kyon jhoot bol rahi hai maaji?
01:07Aapka ladka jis phat phati mein ghoomta hai, wo mere papa ne hi toh di thi.
01:12Aur wo salai machine, jis mein har waqt aap apni phuti salwar silne ko de deti hai, wo
01:17bhi toh mere papa ne hi di thi.
01:19Aur wo...
01:21Are baas baas baas maadam, itna na boliye.
01:24Aap toh aane wale waqt ki super model hai.
01:27Aur please, aap aise chhote moote kaam ke liye aap naag rani rakh liye.
01:32Maa nahi chahata ki meri heroine se koi aise kaam karwaaye.
01:37Ara wa, chinta mat karo, kuch na karwaayenge isse.
01:41Bas cheque de do, ya cash ek crore ka.
01:45Zaroor, zaroor.
01:46Dekhe mein abhi London ja raha hoon, Deepika Padukone ki ek shoot ke liye.
01:51Wahan se ek maine mein wapas aakar, aapko cheque de dunga.
01:54Ara nahi nahi nahi, humein bishwas nahi hai.
01:57Cheque do, warna doosri heroine dekha lo, haan.
02:01Are yaar, ye heroine ki maa log badi khadugus hoti hain.
02:07Well, ye lijiye cheque.
02:09Lekin ye aaj se ek maine baad hi clear hoga.
02:12Saans bahu khushi khushi ghar aajati hain.
02:15Lekin ghar aati hi, moti bahu ke haon bhaon hi badal jaate hain.
02:20Maa ji, aaj se kitchen aap sambhaliyega.
02:23Main zara market jaari hoon.
02:25Ara main kaise?
02:27Main to tere aane ke baad se kitchen mein ghusi hi nahi hoon.
02:31Haan, tabhi to main moti ho gayi.
02:34Moti ho gayi?
02:36Ara chuthi, tu to shaadi se pehle bhi moti thi.
02:39Wo to tere papa ne hume kaha tha, ki mota paisa denge beti ko.
02:44Hume kya pata tha, ki paisa mota nahi.
02:48Wo to beti moti ki baad kar rahe hain.
02:51Acha acha, ab mil gaya na karoodon ka cheque.
02:54Ab na suna ye koi baat mujhe.
02:56Hmm, kahe deti hoon.
02:58Acha chaliye, maa chali market.
03:00Zara 10,000 rupee to deeji.
03:03Gym ke kapde lekar aati hoon.
03:0510,000 ke kapde?
03:07Ara bahu, 1,500 ki t-shirt aur pyjama milta hai.
03:11Are mummy ji, kar di na gawaro wali baat.
03:15Karoodon kamane wali heroine kya kisi lallu chhap brand ke kapde pehnegi?
03:20Na bhi na, main to ADDC ke kapde aur jhoote pehnungi haan.
03:26Saas kya na karte.
03:29Karoodon ka cheque jo le beti thi,
03:32de deti hai bahu ko 10,000 rupee.
03:35Agla din saas bahu ke kamre mein khana lekar jaati hai.
03:38Yeh le bahu, kha le.
03:41Oh no, maa ji.
03:43Itna saara tel aur ghee wala khana?
03:46Na, na, na, na, na.
03:47Mere dietician ne mujhe diet par rakha hai.
03:50Yeh rahi list.
03:51Ab mujhe yehi khana hai.
03:53Tabhi 20 din me mera wajan 30 kilo ghatega.
03:56Aur director ko dekh kar bhi toh lage ki waah.
04:00Tabhi wahan beta aajaata hai.
04:02Hare meri pyari Divya, tum dubli bilkul mat hona.
04:06Yeh tomato jaise tumhare pyare pyare gaal hi toh pyare lagta hai tumhare chehre par.
04:11Hmm, jaanti thi main.
04:13Aapko mujhse jalan zarur hogi.
04:15Aap kyon chahengi ki aapki biwi aapse seyada paise kama hai?
04:19Hare yaar, mujhe toh tum jaisi ho waise hi bahot achi lagti ho.
04:25Ara wahi toh main bol rahi hun.
04:28Are tujhe toh un logon ne aise hi pasand kiya tha na?
04:32Na na maa ji, heroine hun.
04:35Acha chaliye, jaldi se aap log mera kamra khaali karoon.
04:38Main sune ja rahi hun.
04:39Kal 4 bhaji mera trainer aa raha hai.
04:41Haan?
04:42Subah ki 4 bhaji?
04:44Yeh bhagwan.
04:46Dono wahan se chale jaate hain.
04:48Lekin bahu ab lag jaate hai khud ko patla karne me.
04:52Woh subah daud lagati, kam khaati aur khoob gym karti.
04:56Ek din.
04:58Are bahu, kya ho gaya?
05:00Padosan aayi hai, na tu se chai pooch rahi hai na paani.
05:06Are devya, kya ho gaya?
05:08Tu toh dikhai dina hi band ho gayi.
05:11Are tujhe hua kya hai?
05:13Koi gam hai kya?
05:15Koi dukh ho toh bataa hume?
05:16Tane patli kaise ho gayi?
05:19Are kisne kaha ki sirf dukh mein hi duble hote hain?
05:22Aur duble hone ke liye kadhi, ichha, shakti aur haan, ek reason bhi hona chahiye.
05:27Are bahu, chai bana la.
05:30Divya ko saas ki baat sunkar gussa aajaata.
05:33Dekhiye saasoma, ek toh yeh low society ki tarah baat karna band kijiye.
05:38Bahu chai, bahu paani.
05:40Are makeup kharab hota hai kitchen mein jaane se.
05:43Aur ab please yeh adusi padusi ki saath baithna na chhod dijiye.
05:48Bangla lenge ab civil line mein, samjhi?
05:52Aaye haaye, baat toh aise kar rahi ho, jaise bahut badi heroine ban gayi ho.
05:58Saasoma, in logon ko dhakke dekar bahar nikaliye.
06:02Security!
06:04Are divya, bas karo.
06:06Abhi tum heroine bani nahi ho, tab itna ghamand.
06:10Saas aur pati aaj padusiyon se maafi maang lete hain.
06:14Beta na jaane kaunse ghadi mein uss director ne isse dekha.
06:18Aur yeh humare sar chad kar naach rahi hai.
06:22Are maa, tum hi toh paiso ka laalaj kar gayi.
06:25Wahin mana kar deti.
06:26Are papa ne toh iske ek paisa diya nahi.
06:30Upar se aati hui lakshmi kaun mana karta hai bhala.
06:34Toh lo, ab bhukto.
06:37Tabhi bahu, jo ab bilkul patli ho chuki hai, baha aati hai.
06:41Maa ji, kal wo director aa raha hai.
06:44Usko phone aaya tha.
06:45Bol raha tha shoot kal hi final karega, kyunki uske paas waqt nahi hai.
06:49Aur ek baar shoot khatam hoti hi, wo check bhi clear ho jayega.
06:53Are chalo, tumhara shoot khatam ho, toh main bhi side lagu.
06:58Parashar ho gayi hu, tujh par paisa laga kar.
07:02Haan haan, 40-50 azaar laga diye, toh itna suna rahi ho.
07:06Karodo jab ginogi, tab baat karungi.
07:11Chalo, aaj ka din aur kal tera shoot hai.
07:14So jaa.
07:16Agle din.
07:17Maa, mene bazaar se kaju badam ka dood aur bhuneve akhrot manga liye hai un logon ke liye.
07:22Aur haan maa, yeh 40 azaar ka naya sofa bhi laga liya hai.
07:26Kyunki purana accha nahi lag raha tha na.
07:28Are bahu, itna paisa kahan se aaya?
07:31Tera toh cheque bhi clear nahi hua abhi.
07:34Are maa ji, aisa waisa samjha hai kya?
07:38Market value hai meri.
07:40Udhaar milaayi hu.
07:41Yeh bolkar ki paise nahi diye, toh do gunay paise de dungi.
07:46Tabhi darwazi ki ghanti bachti hai.
07:48Aur director aata hai.
07:51Dekhiye, main apne baade ke anusa, theek ek maine mein aagaya.
07:55Aur haan, time bilkul nahi hai mere paas.
07:57Kar soba mera Katrina Kaif ke saath Dubai mein shoot hai.
08:02Ji main bhi kisi Katrina yaar Deepika se kam hoon kya?
08:05Ji madam, woh toh hai hi.
08:08Phir woh saas se kahta hai.
08:10Aunty ji, apni bahu ko bula liye na kyunki.
08:13Are haan haan, kyunki time nahi hai tumhare paas.
08:17Lekin bahu toh meri ek hi hai.
08:20Are director sahab, main toh hoon yahaan.
08:23Aapki act ki heroine.
08:25Are nahi nahi madam, woh toh moti si thi.
08:28Aap toh patli hi dubli hai.
08:30Haan, toh accha hai na.
08:32Heroine toh patli hi hoti hai.
08:35Are madam, vigyaapan toh doodh dahi ka hai na.
08:38Aur uske liye mujhe moti heroine chahiye thi.
08:41Lekin aapne toh apna hal hi bikar rakha hai.
08:44Phir woh apne unit se kahta hai.
08:46Are chalo, chalo nikalte yahaan se.
08:48Are roh ke jayiye, kahaan jah rahe hain?
08:51Yeh cheque kab clear hoga, yeh bhi toh bata do.
08:55Kabhi nahi.
08:57Sasma!
09:03Bahu zor se rone lagti hai.
09:06Are tere papa ne bhi keh kar humein kuchh na diya.
09:09Aur aati hui yeh Lakshmi bhi chali gayi.
09:12Aur ho jaa patli.
09:15Bhagwaan!

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