The Non Adventures of Safety Queen 003
Safety Queen Diving Board
Transcript
00:00This kid is in peril!
00:02They dared me to jump off the high board,
00:04but they didn't say it was this high.
00:06Help!
00:07When kids are in trouble, it can only mean...
00:10This is a job for Safety Queen!
00:13Safety Queen!
00:27Safety Queen!
00:29Safety Queen!
00:30Hello!
00:31Safety Queen!
00:33Whoa!
00:38Safety Queen!
00:41I...
00:42Ow!
00:43Who are you?
00:46It is I!
00:47I mean, me.
00:49I think it's me.
00:50Anyway, I'm Safety Queen!
00:53Everyone, panic!
00:56Listen carefully!
00:58Oh, sorry.
01:00Whatever you do, don't jump.
01:03I've got it all figured out.
01:05By my calculations...
01:08Your jumping would be a splash.
01:10The splash would make a tidal wave,
01:12and the wave would splash just...
01:14Just...
01:15Everybody!
01:17This would generate a run on the Towel Hut.
01:19No one could get out.
01:20Ever!
01:22It would be very unsafe!
01:24So, whatever you do, don't...
01:27Ooh!
01:28Ow, ow, ow!
01:30Jump!
01:31Are you gonna go or what?
01:33My job here is done.
01:35Safety Queen!
01:37Safety Queen!
01:39Safety Queen!
01:40With safety restored, she splits the scene!
01:43Another non-adventure for...
01:46Safety Queen!
01:48Safety Queen!
01:50She's gonna escape!