The Non Adventures of Safety Queen 002
Safety Queen I Gotta Pee
Transcript
00:00This kid is in peril!
00:02I gotta go!
00:03Hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in, hold it in.
00:09When kids are in trouble, it can only mean...
00:12This is a job for Safety Queen!
00:30Safety Queen!
00:32Safety Queen!
00:39Safety Queen!
00:42Greetings! Who are you?
00:44I'm Safety Queen, protector of the unprotected.
00:48What seems to be the problem?
00:50I really gotta pee, but the bathroom's so far away.
00:53And I think there's a monster in the toilet.
00:55And... and... it's scary.
00:57I'll be the judge of that.
01:01Uh-huh.
01:03Ooh. Yikes.
01:05Ooh, you're right.
01:07That is scary. But don't worry.
01:09I have the answer.
01:11All you have to do is hold it in.
01:13Forever.
01:15You can't go now. Think of the danger.
01:18You tiptoe down the hall being real quiet.
01:21But it's no use.
01:23The creaks wake up your parents.
01:25Your parents wake up the neighbors.
01:27The neighbors wake up the neighbors.
01:29No one can sleep.
01:30They toss. They turn.
01:32They start to grind their teeth.
01:34They keep grinding and grinding and grinding
01:37until you're driven completely insane.
01:40I'm grinding!
01:43Ooh, I feel tons better.
01:46Good night.
01:48A safe night is a good night.
01:51We play a new game.
01:54With safety restored, she splits the scene.
01:58Another non-adventure for...
02:00Safety Queen!
02:02Safety Queen!
02:04Safety stay!