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00:00:00Oh, Dorky! Oh, quick, quick, quick! Which way is the number of the day?
00:00:04Oh, yeah.
00:00:07Oh! Oh! Dorky said the number of the day is...
00:00:10Dorky!
00:00:12Dorky, stop smiling!
00:00:14Dorky!
00:00:21I'm dead.
00:00:24Can we take a look at that?
00:00:27I'm dead.
00:00:29I'm dead.
00:00:33I'm dead.
00:00:38Oh, yeah!
00:00:39I'm dead.
00:00:44I'm dead.
00:00:47I'm dead.
00:00:48I'm dead.
00:00:53I'm...
00:00:56I'm dead.
00:00:58I'll tell you what, you go back away, you know?
00:01:00You were like a little baby to have some fun.
00:01:03And that's great, because today,
00:01:06we're going to get up and really move, like this.
00:01:10Look how cute you used to be!
00:01:13Modesty aside, I was pretty gorgeous.
00:01:17Is that my pinky? I love that pinky!
00:01:21I haven't seen it in years!
00:01:23Oh, he was the most beautiful baby in the whole world.
00:01:27He had a face like a hyena!
00:01:58Boop.
00:02:01And this.
00:02:04Boop.
00:02:08Boop.
00:02:13Okay, this is the real me.
00:02:15Not this.
00:02:16This! Not this.
00:02:17Winner, loser.
00:02:19Okay, see this palace?
00:02:21Everyone in it is at my command.
00:02:23Check this out.
00:02:24Butler.
00:02:26Chef.
00:02:28Dijon.
00:02:30Oh, yeah!
00:02:31He's the power of the nation.
00:02:33He's the epitome of his creation.
00:02:35He's the alpha, the omega, A to Z.
00:02:40And this perfect world was built
00:02:42around his every little move.
00:02:44Because this perfect world begins and ends with...
00:02:47Me!
00:02:48What's his name?
00:02:49George!
00:02:53That's his name!
00:02:55Oh, yeah!
00:02:56He's the king of the world!
00:03:00Dancing hillbilly!
00:03:04Dance!
00:03:07There's nothing better than playing a game with a friend.
00:03:11I'm sorry, but you're laughing at me.
00:03:14We can get up and go!
00:03:15We can make up new games and pretend!
00:03:18You were saying?
00:03:19What's his name?
00:03:21Hugo!
00:03:24He's dancing and jumping all day long.
00:03:27As long as we're playing together.
00:03:29Playing games.
00:03:31Dance with me!
00:03:33Playing games.
00:03:35Is he here?
00:03:36Everyone loves to dance.
00:03:38Don't you know he's the king of the world?
00:03:40Playing games.
00:03:42Oh, yeah!
00:03:46Ow!
00:03:47He's dancing the fun.
00:03:49All day long.
00:03:50Boom, baby!
00:03:51You never get tired of the fun.
00:03:53There's always a new game.
00:03:55Or one with a new name.
00:03:57A game we can teach everyone.
00:03:59I hate your hair.
00:04:00There are many outdoor games that we love to play.
00:04:03What the heck?
00:04:04I've only got nine lives to lose.
00:04:07As long as we're playing together.
00:04:10Playing games.
00:04:12There's nothing like playing games.
00:04:15Everyone loves to play games.
00:04:18He's like the thing that wouldn't shut up.
00:04:22Anyway.
00:04:23Still wondering about that robot in the opening?
00:04:26Well, let me show you the people responsible for ruining my life.
00:04:30First, there's Pacha.
00:04:33Now, excuse me.
00:04:34I'm here to see Emperor Kuzco.
00:04:36You see, I got this stomach.
00:04:38Inside, up the stairs, and to the left.
00:04:40Just follow the signs.
00:04:42Great.
00:04:43Thanks a lot.
00:04:45Uh, and don't be fooled by the folksy peasant look.
00:04:49Sure, it will be.
00:04:50Pardon me, that's mine.
00:04:51Oh, here you go.
00:04:52Thank you.
00:04:53You're welcome.
00:04:55Oh, hey, are you alright?
00:04:57Here, let me, uh...
00:04:58What happened?
00:05:00I threw off the Emperor's groove.
00:05:03His groove.
00:05:04The rhythm in which he lives his life.
00:05:05His pattern of behavior.
00:05:07I threw it off, and the Emperor had me thrown out the window.
00:05:11Oh, really?
00:05:12Huh?
00:05:13Don't touch his groove!
00:05:15Oh, okay.
00:05:16Where's the groove?
00:05:19Hey, are you gonna be alright?
00:05:22You see what I mean?
00:05:24This guy's trouble.
00:05:25But as bad as he is, he is nothing compared to what's coming up next.
00:05:29And why have you come here today?
00:05:31Well, your highness...
00:05:33I mean, your grace.
00:05:35Okay, gang, check out this piece of work.
00:05:37This is Yzma, the Emperor's advisor.
00:05:41Living proof that dinosaurs once roamed the Earth.
00:05:43And let's not forget Yzma's right-hand man.
00:05:46Every decade or so, she gets a new one.
00:05:48This year's model is called Kronk.
00:05:52Yeah, I got that there, Yzma.
00:05:56Yep, that's Kronk.
00:05:59Now lately, Yzma's gotten into this bad habit of trying to run the country behind my back.
00:06:04And I'm thinking, that's gotta stop.
00:06:06It is no concern of mine whether your family has...
00:06:09What was it again?
00:06:11Um, food?
00:06:12Ha!
00:06:13You really should have thought of that before you became peasants.
00:06:17Take him away.
00:06:19Next!
00:06:20But I...
00:06:21Okay.
00:06:22There.
00:06:23I think that's everything I know.
00:06:26Now you can get back to playing games.
00:06:29Tell me about it.
00:06:30Ah!
00:06:31Oh, your highness.
00:06:33You're supposed to be playing games.
00:06:37You were doing it again.
00:06:41Doing what?
00:06:42Doing my job.
00:06:43I'm the Emperor, and you're the Emperor's advisor.
00:06:45Remember that?
00:06:46But your highness, I was only dealing with meaningless peasant matters.
00:06:50Wow.
00:06:51Look at these wrinkles.
00:06:54What is holding this woman together?
00:06:57What the...
00:06:58How long has that been there?
00:07:00Get back in, Yzma.
00:07:02What do you say, Kuzka?
00:07:03Whoa, no touching!
00:07:04No touching!
00:07:05No touching.
00:07:06Uh, excuse me, your highness.
00:07:07The village leader is here to see you.
00:07:09Oh great, send him in.
00:07:10Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:07:12Fired?
00:07:13What do you mean, fired?
00:07:16Um, how else can I say it?
00:07:18You're being let go.
00:07:19Your department's being downsized.
00:07:20You're part of an out-placement.
00:07:22We're going in a different direction.
00:07:23We're not picking up your option.
00:07:24Take your pick.
00:07:25I got more.
00:07:26But I...
00:07:27You...
00:07:28Uh...
00:07:30But...
00:07:31But your highness.
00:07:32I have been nothing if not loyal to the Empire for...
00:07:35For...
00:07:36For many, many years.
00:07:38Hey, everybody hits their stride.
00:07:41You just hit yours 50 years ago.
00:07:43So...
00:07:44Who's in my chair?
00:07:46Oh, oh, I know!
00:07:47Bismarck.
00:07:48Bismarck's in your chair, right?
00:07:49Very good, Kronk!
00:07:51Here, get the sack.
00:07:52Got it.
00:07:55Okay, you heard the man.
00:07:56Up, up, up.
00:07:57All set.
00:07:58I'm on.
00:08:01Ah.
00:08:04Okay.
00:08:05Show him in.
00:08:09Uh, good day, your highness.
00:08:12I'm here because I received a summons to...
00:08:14Hey, there he is.
00:08:15My main village man.
00:08:16Oh, Pacha.
00:08:18Anyway, I got this summons.
00:08:20Pacha.
00:08:22That's right.
00:08:23You are just the man I wanted to see.
00:08:25I am?
00:08:26Word on the street is you can fix my problem.
00:08:30You can fix my problem, can't you?
00:08:33Sure, I'll do what I can.
00:08:35Good, good.
00:08:36That's just what I wanted to hear.
00:08:38Are you aware of just how important your village is to the Empire?
00:08:41Well, I know we grow the crops that you use here in the palace.
00:08:44We also herd the llamas that we do.
00:08:49Am I in the village?
00:08:50I don't know.
00:08:51You got a pretty sweet little setup there on top of that hill, don't you?
00:08:56Yeah, my family has lived on that hilltop for the last six generations.
00:09:01Ah-ha.
00:09:02So tell me, where do you find you get the most sun?
00:09:06Oh, I'd say just on the other side of those trees.
00:09:11When the sun hits that ridge just right, it's still sunny.
00:09:15Well, that settles it.
00:09:17Really?
00:09:18Yep, problem solved.
00:09:19Thanks for coming.
00:09:20That's it?
00:09:21That's all you wanted me for?
00:09:23I just needed an insider's opinion before I okayed this spot for my pool.
00:09:28Uh, your pool?
00:09:30Booyah!
00:09:31Welcome to Kuzco-topia, my ultimate summer getaway, complete with water slides.
00:09:37What?
00:09:38Isn't it great?
00:09:39It's a birthday gift to me.
00:09:41I'm so happy.
00:09:43Uh, uh, uh, I don't understand how this could happen.
00:09:48Well, let me clear it up for you.
00:09:50At my birthday celebration tomorrow, I give the word and your town will be destroyed to make way for this.
00:09:59And I call her Smitty Bajor.
00:10:01While these natives are grooving, let's get moving.
00:10:04So, if I were you, I'd pick up some change of address forms on the way home.
00:10:08But, um, where will we live?
00:10:10Hmm...
00:10:12Don't know, don't care. How's that?
00:10:14Oh, but wait, you can't...
00:10:18When I give the word, your little town thingy will be...
00:10:22Bye-bye.
00:10:24Bye-bye!
00:10:25Oh, uh, wait...
00:10:28Oh yeah, everything was going my way.
00:10:33Or, so I thought.
00:10:35Who does that ungrateful little worm think he is?
00:10:40Does he...
00:10:41A little to the left.
00:10:43Have any idea of who he's dealing with?
00:10:46How could he do this to me?
00:10:48Why, I practically raised him.
00:10:51Yeah, you'd think he would've turned out better.
00:10:53Yeah, goes for you.
00:10:55Well, it's better you're taking that drink from these things instead of the real Cusco, huh?
00:11:00That's a great idea.
00:11:03I'll get rid of Cusco.
00:11:05The real Cusco?
00:11:07Of course the real Cusco.
00:11:10You see, it's perfect.
00:11:12With him out of the way and no heir to the throne, I'll take over and rule the empire.
00:11:18Brilliant!
00:11:19So, how does that work with you being fired and all?
00:11:22The only ones who know about that are the three of us.
00:11:25Seem to be the two of us.
00:11:27And I'm one of those two, right?
00:11:29To the secret lab!
00:11:31Pull the lever, Gronk.
00:11:33Round 2!
00:11:37Why do we even have that lever?
00:11:41Get out of my way!
00:11:45Please remain seated. We keep your arms and legs in at all times.
00:11:49Faster, faster!
00:11:51Keep up! Put your hands in the air!
00:11:55Woohoo!
00:12:02Ah, how shall I do it?
00:12:06I'll turn you into a key.
00:12:08Ah, my little finger.
00:12:10And then I'll put that blue in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself.
00:12:16And when it arrives...
00:12:18I'll smash it with my hammer!
00:12:21It's a brilliant, brilliant, brilliant idea!
00:12:23Genius, I say!
00:12:29Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this.
00:12:33Take it, Gronk.
00:12:35Feel the power.
00:12:37Oh, I can feel it.
00:12:39Our moment of triumph approaches!
00:12:43It's dinner time!
00:12:47When am I going to join the team?
00:12:52They'll be calling your name when you play the big game!
00:12:55So, is everything ready for tonight?
00:12:58Oh yeah, I thought we'd start off with soup and a light salad, and then see how we feel after that.
00:13:02Not the dinner.
00:13:04You know.
00:13:06Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco.
00:13:09The poison chosen specially to kill Kuzco. Kuzco's poison.
00:13:13Me too!
00:13:14Fat poison.
00:13:15Yes, fat poison.
00:13:16Gotcha covered.
00:13:17Excellent!
00:13:18A few drops in his drink, then I'll propose a toast.
00:13:21And he will be dead before dessert.
00:13:23Which is a real shame, because it's going to be delicious.
00:13:26Boom bam, baby!
00:13:28Let's get to the grub.
00:13:30I am one hungry king in the world.
00:13:33So, no hard feelings about being let go?
00:13:37None whatsoever.
00:13:40Kronk, get the Emperor a drink.
00:13:44Great.
00:13:46Hurrah!
00:13:48Looks like a home run!
00:13:50I wanna try, I wanna try!
00:13:52Sure, here you go.
00:13:54Now, face that way.
00:13:56Now you lift the bat to your shoulder.
00:13:58The pitcher throws the ball, and I...
00:14:03Your Highness.
00:14:06Is something burning?
00:14:08My spinach puffs!
00:14:10Silly!
00:14:12You know, guys.
00:14:14Ahem.
00:14:16So, he seems...
00:14:18nice.
00:14:20He is.
00:14:23He's what, in his...
00:14:25late twenties?
00:14:27I'm not sure.
00:14:29Saved him!
00:14:30That's great, good job.
00:14:32Watch it.
00:14:33They're still hot.
00:14:35Ahem.
00:14:38Kronk, the Emperor needs his...
00:14:41drink.
00:14:43Oh.
00:14:44All right.
00:14:53Hey, Kronk, everything okay back there?
00:14:57Oh, uh...
00:14:59The drinks were a bit on the...
00:15:04warm side.
00:15:07Hey, did you see that sky today?
00:15:09Talk about blue.
00:15:11Riveting.
00:15:13A toast, to the Emperor!
00:15:15Long live Cusco!
00:15:28Tasty.
00:15:36Finally!
00:15:38Good work, Kronk.
00:15:40Oh, they're so easy to make, I'll get you the rest of them.
00:15:42Now, to get rid of the body.
00:15:45Okay!
00:15:46What were we saying?
00:15:48Uh, uh...
00:15:49We were just making a toast to go along and ha...
00:15:54Healthy rules.
00:15:56Right.
00:15:57So, what are you gonna do?
00:15:59I mean, you've been around here a long time, and...
00:16:01I really mean a long time.
00:16:03Um...
00:16:04I mean, it might...
00:16:06be difficult.
00:16:07For someone of your age.
00:16:09Hey, Kronk!
00:16:10Can you top me off, pal?
00:16:11Be a friend?
00:16:17That's...
00:16:18That's gonna be tough.
00:16:19Lord Broccoli.
00:16:22Look, Stacy, you're no spring chicken.
00:16:24And I mean that in the best possible way.
00:16:28What?!
00:16:30He's supposed to be dead?!
00:16:32Yeah, weird.
00:16:35Let me see that vial.
00:16:40This isn't poison.
00:16:46You know, in my defense, your poisons all look alike.
00:16:49You might think about relabeling some of them.
00:16:51Take him out of town and finish the job now!
00:16:56What about dinner?
00:16:57Kronk, this is kind of important.
00:17:01How about dessert?
00:17:03Well, I suppose there's time for dessert.
00:17:05And coffee.
00:17:08All right, a quick cup of coffee.
00:17:10Then take him out of town and finish the job!
00:17:20Guess where I am right now.
00:17:21Uh-huh.
00:17:22In the bag.
00:17:24Still think I'm not the victim here?
00:17:25Watch.
00:17:26It gets better.
00:17:30Oh, he's doing his own theme music?
00:17:32Oh, Teddy.
00:17:34Teddy says you're doing very good.
00:17:37Yes, you are.
00:17:39But I was...
00:17:42Big, dumb, and tone-deaf.
00:17:44I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.
00:17:50Mission accomplished.
00:17:52Ah! Running away!
00:17:54Wait, OG!
00:17:57Come on, OG!
00:18:01I think that was funny.
00:18:04You're not just going to let him die like that, are you?
00:18:07My shoulder, Angel.
00:18:08Don't listen to that guy.
00:18:10He's trying to lead you down the path of righteousness.
00:18:13I'm going to lead you down the path that rocks.
00:18:16I'll come off it.
00:18:17He'll come off it.
00:18:18You.
00:18:19You.
00:18:20You offended him.
00:18:23That's enough, big guy.
00:18:24I got three good reasons why you should just walk away.
00:18:26Number one.
00:18:27Look at that guy.
00:18:28He's got that sissy stringy music thing.
00:18:30We've been through this.
00:18:31It's all part of it.
00:18:32And you know it.
00:18:33All right.
00:18:34That's a heart.
00:18:35And that's a dress.
00:18:37Robe!
00:18:38Reason number two.
00:18:39Look what I can do.
00:18:42What?
00:18:43What does that have to do with anything?
00:18:44No, no.
00:18:45He's got a point.
00:18:46Listen, you guys.
00:18:47You're sort of confusing me.
00:18:49So, uh, be gone.
00:18:51Or, you know.
00:18:53However I get rid of you guys.
00:18:54That'll work.
00:19:17Um, what's with the chimp and the bug?
00:19:19Can we get back to me?
00:19:23Oh, boy.
00:19:24Hey, hey, hey.
00:19:25What to do?
00:19:26What to do?
00:19:27What do we do with the pie?
00:19:34What am I going to tell the village?
00:19:38Come on, Crockett.
00:19:39Come on, Crockett.
00:19:40What do I do?
00:19:41What do I do?
00:19:51Hey.
00:19:52Hey.
00:19:53Stop!
00:19:54Sorry, man.
00:19:55Hey, you with the gun!
00:20:00This is not good.
00:20:01Look.
00:20:02Hope that doesn't come back to haunt me.
00:20:05Huh!
00:20:09You sure these coordinates are right?
00:20:11I don't see a ship or anything.
00:20:13They're right along.
00:20:14Crockett's got to be here somewhere.
00:20:16Only one way to find out.
00:20:17A new word to say.
00:20:19You'll mind.
00:20:21Give it a try.
00:20:22And when you're done...
00:20:24Lilo, what are you doing in my parachute?
00:20:26I have to talk to all these authorities?
00:20:30I promise your aunt I will keep you safe.
00:20:33I am so in trouble.
00:20:38Lilo.
00:20:39You do me a colossal favor.
00:20:41And go back to the island, okay?
00:20:43But I can't help.
00:20:44I know why you can't find the evil lair.
00:20:46It's underwater.
00:20:47This can break out of pretty much any prison.
00:20:49But you give our babes a try?
00:20:51Might not say you're big enough.
00:20:53But we can help you.
00:20:55Because that's what friends do.
00:20:59I would say I'll do the game.
00:21:01I think I can handle a little crushing water.
00:21:03Great.
00:21:04Then let's see you out.
00:21:06Everybody, follow me.
00:21:09Up, two, three, four.
00:21:11Up, two, three, four.
00:21:13Up, two, three, four.
00:21:15Up, two, three, four.
00:21:18Up, two, three, four.
00:21:20Up, two, three, four.
00:21:22And stop.
00:21:24Is everybody ready?
00:21:26Yeah!
00:21:27I'm ready.
00:21:28Don't be so eager.
00:21:30I was only doing half a key.
00:21:34I'm right behind you!
00:21:37Here we go!
00:21:48Let's jump and sing.
00:21:49We can do anything.
00:21:51It's a fun, fun, sunny day.
00:21:53All right.
00:21:55We're gonna have fun.
00:21:57It's a beautiful, sunny day.
00:22:01Let's jump and sing.
00:22:03We can do anything.
00:22:05It's a fun, fun, sunny day.
00:22:07All right.
00:22:09Play some catch.
00:22:11Or climb a tree.
00:22:13Or fly a kite.
00:22:15Catch a breeze.
00:22:17It's a fun, fun, sunny day.
00:22:21We're gonna have fun.
00:22:23It's a beautiful, sunny day.
00:22:27Let's jump and sing.
00:22:29We can do anything.
00:22:31It's a fun, fun, sunny day.
00:22:35Mom, Mom, I think I'm still growing.
00:22:37Play some catch.
00:22:39All right, Jacob.
00:22:40Stand still.
00:22:41Mom, you and I both know that it's intolerable for him to have fun over the last five minutes.
00:22:47Isn't it?
00:22:49Look how much you've grown.
00:22:51What?
00:22:52People, get out of the way.
00:22:53It's my turn again.
00:22:54Not for me.
00:22:55Dad's home.
00:23:05Dad, I ate a bug today.
00:23:07Oh, was Mom baking again?
00:23:09Don't tell her I said that.
00:23:10I heard that.
00:23:11Okay, everybody, you're beside.
00:23:13Lady with a baby coming through.
00:23:15Dad, Dad, Dad, look at how big I am.
00:23:18We were all measured, Snag.
00:23:20I'm going through a growth spurt.
00:23:22I'm as big as you were when you were me.
00:23:25Sure.
00:23:26That's not as impressive as my loose tooth.
00:23:28See?
00:23:30Okay, okay, you two.
00:23:32Our deal was that you could stay awake until Daddy came home.
00:23:35You're making noise.
00:23:37Dad, do we have to?
00:23:40I feel stew.
00:23:44No, you two can stay up.
00:23:46We're just going to be sitting here telling each other how much we love each other.
00:23:49Right, honey?
00:23:55So, what did the Emperor want?
00:23:57Ah, you know what?
00:23:59He couldn't see me.
00:24:00He couldn't see you?
00:24:01Why not?
00:24:02I don't know.
00:24:03Well, that's just rude.
00:24:04Well, he is the Emperor.
00:24:05I'm sure he's busy.
00:24:06No, no, no, no.
00:24:07Now, Emperor or no Emperor, it's called common courtesy.
00:24:09Honey?
00:24:10If that were me, I'd march right back there and demand to see him.
00:24:13And you know I would.
00:24:14Sweetie, sweetie, think of the baby.
00:24:16Hush now, I'm fine.
00:24:17This baby's not coming for a while.
00:24:19Even if it was, I'd give that guy a piece of my mind.
00:24:22But that kind of behavior, just, just...
00:24:26I gotta go wash something.
00:24:38We better start putting all these things away.
00:24:42Yeah, I'll help.
00:24:43Palazza?
00:24:44You okay?
00:24:45Hmm?
00:24:46Oh, yeah.
00:24:47I'm just a little tired from the trip.
00:24:49Um...
00:24:50I'm gonna go put my ski away.
00:24:53Huh?
00:25:06Hi.
00:25:07Excuse me.
00:25:08Two seconds here.
00:25:09Um, I'm the one in the car, remember?
00:25:11This story's about me, not him.
00:25:14Okay, you got it?
00:25:15Alright, we're gonna move ahead.
00:25:16Sorry to slow you down.
00:25:23Huh?
00:25:29Oops.
00:25:41Demon llama!
00:25:42Demon llama?
00:25:43What?
00:25:45Hey, demon llama.
00:25:46Uh...
00:25:47Just take it easy.
00:25:48I mean you no harm.
00:25:51What are you talking about?
00:25:53Oh, wait.
00:25:54I know you.
00:25:55You're that whiny peasant.
00:25:58Emperor Kuzco?
00:25:59Yeah.
00:26:00Who do you think you were talking to?
00:26:01The...
00:26:03How did...
00:26:04Um...
00:26:06You don't...
00:26:07Look like the emperor.
00:26:09What do you mean I don't look like the emperor?
00:26:12Do this.
00:26:13What is this?
00:26:14Some kind of little game you country folk like to...
00:26:17Yeah!
00:26:18It can't be!
00:26:21My face!
00:26:22Good!
00:26:23My beautiful, beautiful face!
00:26:25I'm an ugly stinky llama!
00:26:28Llama face!
00:26:30What happened?
00:26:31Wait a minute.
00:26:32I remember you.
00:26:34I remember telling you that I was building my pool where your house was.
00:26:37And then you got mad at me.
00:26:41And you turned me into a llama!
00:26:43What?
00:26:44No, I did not.
00:26:45Yes, and then you kidnapped me!
00:26:47Why would I kidnap a llama?
00:26:48I have no idea.
00:26:50You're the criminal mastermind, not me.
00:26:52What?
00:26:54You're right.
00:26:55That's giving you way too much credit.
00:26:57Okay.
00:26:58I have to get back to the palace.
00:27:00Yzma's got that secret lab.
00:27:03I'll just snap my fingers and order her to change me back.
00:27:06Hey, you.
00:27:07No time to waste.
00:27:08Let's go.
00:27:10Hey, Tiny.
00:27:11I want to get out of this body.
00:27:12Wouldn't you?
00:27:13Now let's go.
00:27:16Build your summer house somewhere else.
00:27:19I don't make deals with peasants.
00:27:22Then I guess I can't take you back.
00:27:24Fine.
00:27:25I don't need you.
00:27:26I can find my own way back.
00:27:28I wouldn't recommend it.
00:27:29It's a little dangerous if you don't know the way.
00:27:31Nice try, pal.
00:27:33No, really.
00:27:34I'm telling you, there are jaguars and snakes and quicksand.
00:27:37I'm not listening.
00:27:38I'm not kidding.
00:27:39Listen, you cannot go in there.
00:27:43Still not listening.
00:27:47Fine.
00:27:49Go ahead.
00:27:51There's no Kuzco?
00:27:53There's no Kuzco-topia takes care of my problem.
00:28:12Scary jungle, right?
00:28:13Oh, a leaf.
00:28:14Oh, it might attack me.
00:28:17Oh, it's a scary tree.
00:28:18I'm afraid.
00:28:21Please never find my way.
00:28:22I'm the emperor.
00:28:23And as such, I'm born with an innate sense of direction.
00:28:29Okay, where is it?
00:28:43Okay, that was the freakiest thing I've ever seen.
00:28:48No!
00:28:53What do you want?
00:28:54Just eat the leaf.
00:28:56Oh, for me?
00:28:57Why, I don't know what to say.
00:29:02Hit the road, sucky.
00:29:08Ow!
00:29:18Oh, no!
00:29:24No, no, no.
00:29:26No.
00:29:27No, no, no, no.
00:29:28No, no, no.
00:29:29No, no, no, no, no, no!
00:29:35Cut!
00:29:36Max!
00:30:18Don't worry, Hermannus. I got you. You're safe now.
00:30:37Maybe I'm just new to this whole rescuing thing, but this, to me, might be considered kind of a step backwards, wouldn't you say?
00:30:44No, no, no. It's okay. This is all right.
00:30:47We can figure this out.
00:30:50I hate you.
00:30:52I don't know about you, but I'm getting all fun now.
00:31:18Uh-oh.
00:31:20Tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
00:31:22Yep.
00:31:23Sharp rocks at the bottom?
00:31:24Most likely.
00:31:25Bring it on.
00:31:50Oh, hey! How's Arthur?
00:33:20But now that you're here, you will take me back to the palace.
00:33:32You're going to change me back, and then I'll start constructing Cooscotopia.
00:33:37Okay. Now, I think we got off on the wrong foot here.
00:33:42Uh-huh.
00:33:43I just think, if you really thought about it, you'd decide to build your home on a different building.
00:33:48And why would I do that?
00:33:51Because.
00:33:52What?
00:33:53That's just how long it takes to realize that you're forcing an entire village out of their homes just for you.
00:33:58And that's...
00:34:00Spec.
00:34:02Well, yeah.
00:34:04And nobody was that heartless.
00:34:07Hmm.
00:34:09Now take me back.
00:34:10What? Wait, wait! How can you be this way?
00:34:13All you care about is buttoning your summer home and filling it with stuff for you.
00:34:17Yeah, right. Me.
00:34:19Everyone else in the kingdom gets it.
00:34:21You're the only one that doesn't seem to be with a problem.
00:34:23Eh, Pacha?
00:34:25You know what? Someday you're going to wind up all alone.
00:34:28And you have no one to blame but yourself.
00:34:31Thanks for that. I'll log that away.
00:34:33Now, for the final time, I order you to take me back to the palace.
00:34:37It looks to me like it's stuck out here.
00:34:39Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:34:42Oh, that's the way I feel about it!
00:34:45Because unless you change your mind, I'm not taking you back.
00:34:51Ah! What?
00:34:53What are you doing?
00:34:55Somebody's throwing stuff.
00:34:57You can build a fire.
00:34:59Hmm.
00:35:01Not working, actually.
00:35:04Oh my god, I'm going to get out of here.
00:35:11I just...
00:35:13I'm just going to get out of here.
00:35:17Oh my god.
00:35:19Oh my god.
00:35:21Oh my god.
00:35:23Oh my god.
00:35:28Oh my god.
00:35:34It is with great satisfaction
00:35:38that we mourn the sudden departure of our lady of the dreams.
00:35:42Oh, taken from us so tragically
00:35:45to never be able to return for good.
00:35:49God, his legacy will live on in our hearts
00:35:53for all eternity.
00:35:57Well, as I said, getting any deader.
00:36:00Back to work.
00:36:03I must admit you had me worried when you mixed up those poisons, but now that Cusco's dead,
00:36:24he's sluggish as fuck.
00:36:26Oh yeah, yeah, he's dead.
00:36:28He's dead, alright.
00:36:30I mean, you can't get much deader than that, can you?
00:36:33Yeah, that's right, yeah.
00:36:34Plus, of course, we've killed him again.
00:36:37I suppose...
00:36:39Hey, look!
00:36:40The royal dresser's here.
00:36:42Cronk?
00:36:44I should tell you right now, it's kinda hard to fix.
00:36:46Cronk?
00:36:50Cusco is dead, right?
00:36:53Only Cusco's dead.
00:36:54I need to hear these words.
00:36:57What do you need to hear all those words exactly?
00:37:00He's still alive!
00:37:02Well, not as dead as we would've hoped.
00:37:04Cronk?
00:37:06Well, I'll give you the heads up.
00:37:08I hope Cusco ever came back.
00:37:09He can't come back.
00:37:11Yeah, that would be kinda awkward.
00:37:15You think?
00:37:17You and I are going out to find him.
00:37:19Good talk.
00:37:21Now, if you move...
00:37:23Dad, look out!
00:37:25T-Po, what is it?
00:37:27I had a dream that Dad was tied to a rope and was careening out.
00:37:30He could crawl down a raging river of death.
00:37:33Alright, that ends here.
00:37:35Okay, it's okay, T-Po.
00:37:37It was just a dream.
00:37:39Your dad's fine.
00:37:40He just went back to see the Emperor.
00:37:44Oh, like he told you to, cus you're always right.
00:37:47That's right.
00:37:48Well, in my view, Dad had to give the llama a blow.
00:37:50Yeah, that's when it would happen.
00:37:52It could.
00:37:59Good night, Mickey.
00:38:00Night, Mom.
00:38:19What's going on?
00:38:24What's going on?
00:38:25Hi!
00:38:27She was like, whoa.
00:38:29Yeah.
00:38:30How'd that go?
00:38:31Oh, yeah, it was.
00:38:33Hello.
00:38:34Hello.
00:38:37Yeah.
00:38:38Oh, she lives?
00:38:40Yeah, she does.
00:38:41She sure does.
00:38:45You'll learn to walk.
00:38:48So, I was thinking that maybe I'd go back to the city.
00:38:52I mean, there's lots of more parts of the city.
00:38:54Maybe I might, you know, go back to the city.
00:38:57So you've changed your mind?
00:39:00Oh, why don't you leave me alone?
00:39:03You know, I'm not going to.
00:39:06You know, I'm not going to.
00:39:08You've changed your mind?
00:39:10Oh, why don't you leave me alone?
00:39:12You know, I'm not going to.
00:39:15You know, I'm not going to.
00:39:17And you know why you're not?
00:39:26Oh.
00:39:31Oh, shit.
00:39:32Oh, what's she mean?
00:39:41All right.
00:39:44What's the second part?
00:39:48Oh.
00:40:11I can't believe it.
00:40:12What was that?
00:40:13Nothing.
00:40:14Go!
00:40:16Oh!
00:40:17Kuzco!
00:40:20Kuzco!
00:40:21Yeah?
00:40:22Quick, help me up.
00:40:25No, I don't think I will.
00:40:27You're going to leave me here?
00:40:28Well, I was going to have you imprisoned for life, but I kind of like this better.
00:40:32I thought you were a changed man.
00:40:34Oh, come on. I had to say something to get you to take me back to the city.
00:40:37So all of it was a lie?
00:40:39Well, yeah.
00:40:40No, wait.
00:40:42Oh, yeah. Yeah, it all was a lie.
00:40:45Toodles!
00:40:46We shook hands on it!
00:40:52You know, the funny thing about shaking hands is...
00:40:55you need hands.
00:40:57Okay.
00:40:58Bye-bye.
00:41:01Are you okay?
00:41:02You all right?
00:41:03Yeah.
00:41:04Yeah, I think I'm all right.
00:41:05Good.
00:41:07Thanks for going back on your promise.
00:41:09Yeah!
00:41:10That's for kidnapping me and taking me to your village,
00:41:13which I'm still going to destroy, by the way.
00:41:16Don't touch me!
00:41:18Why did I risk my life for a selfish brat like you?
00:41:20I was always taught that there was some good in everyone,
00:41:22but you proved me wrong.
00:41:24Oh, boo-hoo.
00:41:25Now I feel really bad.
00:41:26Bad llama.
00:41:27I could have let you die up there in the jungle,
00:41:29and then all my problems would be over.
00:41:31Well, that makes you ugly and stupid.
00:41:33Let's end this.
00:41:35Ladies first.
00:41:40I'm going to tell you about this!
00:41:42I'm sorry!
00:42:07Get out!
00:42:08Get out!
00:42:09What are we going to do?
00:42:10We're going to die!
00:42:11We're going to die!
00:42:12That's it.
00:42:13We're going to die.
00:42:14Come on out.
00:42:15Come on out.
00:42:16I have an idea.
00:42:17Give me your arm.
00:42:20Now, I'll be a bunch of you.
00:42:22You're going to push against my back,
00:42:26and then walk off the roof.
00:42:28Ready?
00:42:29Go!
00:42:30Ow!
00:42:32I'm going to kill you!
00:42:33Watch out!
00:42:34I'm going to kill you!
00:42:36I don't want to work together with the animals.
00:42:38Just follow my lead.
00:42:39Right?
00:42:41Whose are the rest of them?
00:42:42They're mine!
00:42:43I don't care.
00:42:44Mine!
00:42:45Well, why are you?
00:42:46Right now!
00:42:47Ready?
00:42:48Okay.
00:42:53I'm going to kill you!
00:42:56I'm going to kill you!
00:42:58You're going to be right.
00:43:00You're going to be right.
00:43:01I'm going to kill you!
00:43:02You're going to be right.
00:43:06Hey!
00:43:07Where are you going?
00:43:08I'm going to kill you!
00:43:11Okay.
00:43:12Here's the deal.
00:43:13Get back to work,
00:43:14and I'll grab the rope.
00:43:16No, I know you won't let me fall if you grab the rope.
00:43:19You're just going to have to trust me.
00:43:25You know,
00:43:26it's just getting out of hand.
00:43:28This would be really difficult.
00:43:33I'm going to kill you!
00:43:34You know I won't send you.
00:43:36It's just me and you,
00:43:37goodbye.
00:43:38I don't know you.
00:43:41Get down on her back!
00:43:51Get on her back.
00:43:52Get on her back!
00:44:04AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:44:34Hey, you could have let me fall.
00:44:35Come on, what's the big deal? Nobody's that heartless.
00:44:38Huh.
00:44:40Yeah, don't read too much into it. It was a one-time thing.
00:44:44Right, sure.
00:44:46Well, better get going.
00:44:48With that bridge out, it's a four-day walk to the palace.
00:44:51What? You mean you're still taking me back?
00:44:54I shook on it, didn't I?
00:44:55Well, yeah. But I hope you realize that doesn't change a thing.
00:44:59I'm still building Kuzco-topia when I get back.
00:45:02Well, four days is a long time. Who knows? Maybe you'll change your mind.
00:45:06Aha.
00:45:07Four days. What are the chances of you carrying me?
00:45:10Not good.
00:45:14No! No! No!
00:45:16We've searched every village surrounding the palace, and still no sign of Kuzco.
00:45:21Where is he?
00:45:23Kronk!
00:45:24Kronk here.
00:45:25I'm getting tired. Pull over!
00:45:27Sure thing. Kronk out.
00:45:33Ooh! Ha-ha!
00:45:40Perfect. These are my best shoes.
00:45:46I hate this jungle.
00:45:50Oh, look. A golden-furred small-winged warbler.
00:45:53Just one more for exotic bird bingo.
00:45:56I am loving this.
00:46:03Ooh!
00:46:07Get away from me!
00:46:12Yeah. Tell me about it.
00:46:15No, no. It's not you.
00:46:17She's not the easiest person to get close to.
00:46:19There's a wall there. Trust me.
00:46:21Are you talking to that squirrel?
00:46:24I was a junior chipmunk, and I had to be versed in all the woodland creatures.
00:46:28Please continue.
00:46:33Why me? Why me?
00:46:36Hey, it doesn't always have to be about you.
00:46:39This poor little guy's had it rough.
00:46:41Seems the talking llama gave him a hard time the other day.
00:46:44Oh, a talking llama?
00:46:47Do tell.
00:46:51Ah, he doesn't really want to talk to you.
00:46:54Well, then you ask him.
00:46:57He'd been in the middle.
00:46:58Squeaky, uh, squeak, squeaker.
00:47:01Squeaking.
00:47:04Jaguars. No kidding. Brutal.
00:47:13Uh, could you give us a little room here?
00:47:16Oh, sorry.
00:47:20A little bit more, please.
00:47:23How's this?
00:47:25Yeah, that's good.
00:47:26Now ask him which way the talking llama went!
00:47:30Ah, squeaky, squeak, squeaking.
00:47:44Low blood sugar, huh?
00:47:46Yeah, it's a curse.
00:47:48Well, as soon as we get something to eat, you're walking the rest of the way.
00:48:01Oh.
00:48:16Welcome to Mudka's Meat Hut, home of the mug...
00:48:22...of meat.
00:48:24What'll it be?
00:48:26We'll have two specials. Is that all right, dear?
00:48:29Oh, whatever you say, Pumpkin. You know what I like.
00:48:33We're on our honeymoon.
00:48:34Bless you for coming out in public.
00:48:37So that's two specials.
00:48:39And an onion log.
00:48:41To split.
00:48:44Ordering! I need two heartburns and a deep-fried doorstop.
00:48:52Okay, so I'll admit, this was a good idea.
00:48:55When will you learn that all my ideas are good ones?
00:48:58Well, that's funny, because I thought that you going into the jungle by yourself...
00:49:01...being chased by jaguars, lying to me to take you back to the palace...
00:49:05...were all really bad ideas.
00:49:07Oh, yeah, anything sounds bad when you say it with that attitude.
00:49:10Hot and crispy pill bug for the happy couple.
00:49:14Mazel tov.
00:49:19Oh, boy.
00:49:28Oh, here. Let me get that for you.
00:49:34Where are you going?
00:49:35I'm just gonna slip into the kitchen and have a word with the chef.
00:49:38You're gonna get us thrown out.
00:49:40Please. With this disguise, I'm invisible.
00:49:50We've been walking around in circles for who knows how long.
00:49:53That is the last time we take directions from a squirrel.
00:49:57I should have done away with Kuzco myself when I had the chance.
00:50:03You really gotta stop beating yourself up about that.
00:50:08Uh-oh. I'll get you another one there, Yzma.
00:50:10Yo. Who, uh, used that fork, pal?
00:50:13Hey, don't I know you?
00:50:15I don't think so.
00:50:16Wrestled you in high school.
00:50:18I don't remember that.
00:50:19Oh, I got it. Miss Narka's interpretive dance. Two semesters.
00:50:22I was usually in the back because of my weak ankles.
00:50:24Come on, pal. You gotta help me out here.
00:50:26Look, I don't think we've ever met, but I gotta go.
00:50:29Don't worry. I'll think of it.
00:50:56It's Yzma!
00:50:58Welcome, pal.
00:51:01Hi, Yzma.
00:51:04It's been a long while.
00:51:26One day, we'll meet again.
00:51:28Soon, it'll become clear.
00:51:31From the day we arrived on the planet.
00:51:37And thinking straight into the sun.
00:51:43There's more to see than can ever be seen.
00:51:48More to do than can ever be done.
00:51:54There's far too much to take in here.
00:52:00More to find than can ever be found.
00:52:06But the sun rolling high, with a sapphire sky.
00:52:11Keeps great and small on the endless round.
00:52:16It's why I love you.
00:52:21Now we can make them dance.
00:52:27I'm so happy for you.
00:52:33Now we can make them dance.
00:52:39I'm so happy for you.
00:52:44Now we can make them dance.
00:52:50I'm so happy for you.
00:52:55Now we can make them dance.
00:53:00Now we can make them dance.
00:53:10I love moments like this.
00:53:12Yeah?
00:53:13Mom!
00:53:15Not like...
00:53:16Mom!
00:53:30Mom!
00:53:31Mom!
00:53:32Mom!
00:53:33Mom!
00:53:34Mom!
00:53:35Mom!
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00:55:57I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know
00:56:04what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I
00:56:11don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what
00:56:18to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't
00:56:24know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
00:56:29do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't
00:56:35know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to
00:56:40do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know
00:56:45what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I don't know what to do, I
00:56:50Wishing that I'd found someone to share my love with
00:56:56Wishing that I'd found someone to share my love with
00:57:02Wishing that I'd found someone to share my love with
00:57:08Wishing that I'd found someone to share my love with
00:57:17Oh baby, we'll find a way to this
00:57:22Oh baby, we'll find a way to this
00:57:28osed in the last minute
00:57:33If I lose you in the morning
00:57:37If I lose you in the morning
00:57:41You feel me when you're watching me
00:57:44And the time is right
00:57:46And the time is right
00:57:48And the time is right
00:57:50And the time is right
00:57:52And the time is right
00:57:54And the time is right
00:57:56And the time is right
00:57:58And the time is right
00:58:00And the time is right
00:58:02And the time is right
00:58:04And the time is right
00:58:06And the time is right
00:58:08And the time is right
00:58:10And the time is right
00:58:12And the time is right
00:58:36All I know is the food looked iffy
00:58:39And I'm not the only one who thinks that, I'm sure.
00:58:41So I'm just checking to make sure you're gonna take the main course up a notch.
00:58:45Is there anything on this menu that is not swimming in gravy?
00:58:49Hang on, I'll go ask the chef.
00:58:51It's a simple question. Is there or is there not anything edible on this menu?
00:58:58Hey, I didn't ask him about dessert yet!
00:59:01Hey, pal, what's your policy on making special orders?
00:59:03Alright, buster! That's it! You want a special order? Then you make it! I quit!
00:59:08You know, I try and I try, but there's just no respect for anyone with vision.
00:59:12That's it! There's just nothing I can do about it!
00:59:14Oh, wait a second, please don't hang up.
00:59:16Four combos, extra bacon on the side, two chili cheese samplers, a basket of liver and onion rings,
00:59:21a catch of the day, and a steak cut in the shape of a trout.
00:59:25You got all that, honey?
00:59:26Three oinkers wearing pants, plate of hot air, basket of grandma's breakfast, and change the bowl to a gill. Got it!
00:59:31What's going on?
00:59:32There's no time to explain. We gotta get out of here!
00:59:35What is he doing in there?
00:59:39Come on!
00:59:42In a minute! I'm still hungry!
00:59:43Oh, who's calling?
00:59:45Okay, I'll make it simple for you. I'll have a spinach omelette with wheat toast. You got it?
00:59:49Can do.
00:59:50What's taking so long?
00:59:52Pick up!
00:59:53Trunk! What are you doing here?
00:59:55Kinda busy here.
00:59:56Why am I not surprised?
00:59:57Your order's up!
00:59:58Oh! Oh, well. While you're at it, make me the special. And hold the gravy!
01:00:04Pick up!
01:00:05You know what? On second thought, make my omelette a meat pie.
01:00:08Meat pie!
01:00:09Crunk! Can I order the potatoes as a side dish?
01:00:13I'll have to charge you full price.
01:00:15Hey, how about a side of potatoes, my buddy?
01:00:17You got it. You want cheese on those potatoes?
01:00:19Thank you, Crunk. Cheddar will be fine.
01:00:21Cheddar spuds, coming up.
01:00:22Spuds, yes. Cheese, no.
01:00:23Hold the cheese.
01:00:23No, I want the cheese.
01:00:24Cheese it is.
01:00:25Cheese me no likey!
01:00:26Cheese out!
01:00:26Cheese in!
01:00:27Oh, come on! Make up your mind!
01:00:28Okay, okay. On second thought, make my potatoes a salad.
01:00:32See? That's a funny line!
01:00:37Elmo loves Dorothy.
01:00:40Does Dorothy love Elmo?
01:00:45Elmo will take that as a yes.
01:00:52Excuse me. You see that over there? That's one of them. You think you want a piece of cake?
01:00:56No problem, hon. We do that all the time.
01:01:02One, two, three, four!
01:01:04Happy, happy birthday! A round of applause to you!
01:01:07We wish it was our birthday so we could party with you!
01:01:10Happy, happy birthday! And all your dreams come true!
01:01:12We wish it was our birthday so we could party with you!
01:01:14It's your birthday!
01:01:17What are you doing?
01:01:19There's two people in there looking for you.
01:01:21What?
01:01:23Wait. Was this woman scary beyond all reason?
01:01:25Oh, yeah.
01:01:26That's Eesmo and Crunk! I'm saved!
01:01:28Trust me, they're not here to save you.
01:01:30They'll take me back to the palace.
01:01:32Thanks for your help. You've been great. I can take it from here.
01:01:35No, no. You don't understand. They're trying to kill you.
01:01:37Kill me? Their whole world revolves around me.
01:01:39No, I can't let you.
01:01:40What?
01:01:41What?
01:01:42Oh, oh, I get it.
01:01:44What?
01:01:45You don't want to take me back to the palace. You want to keep me stranded out here forever.
01:01:49No!
01:01:50This has all been an act and I almost fell for it.
01:01:52Will you just listen to me?
01:01:53No, no. You listen to me. All you care about is your stupid hilltop.
01:01:57What?
01:01:58What?
01:01:59You don't care about me now. Just get out of here. Go!
01:02:01But...
01:02:02Go on, get out of here!
01:02:04Fine!
01:02:07This entire mess is all your fault.
01:02:09What'd I do?
01:02:10If you hadn't mixed up those poisons, Kuzco would be dead now.
01:02:14There'd be no more diversions until we trap that llama down and kill him.
01:02:19Said I was sorry. Can't just let it go. Not even on your birthday.
01:02:23Kuzco must be eliminated.
01:02:25The Empire will finally be rid of that useless slug.
01:02:28Well, you got a point.
01:02:29No one really seems to care that he's gone, do they?
01:02:35Pacha!
01:02:41Pacha!
01:02:55Pacha!
01:03:21So, this is where you came in.
01:03:23See, just like I said, I'm the victim here.
01:03:26I didn't do anything, and they ruined my life and took everything I had.
01:03:29Hey, give it a rest up there, will ya?
01:03:31What? I'm just telling them what happened.
01:03:33Who are you kidding, pal? They saw the whole thing. They know what happened.
01:03:37Well, yeah, but...
01:03:39Just leave me alone.
01:03:53Pacha!
01:04:09A peasant! At the diner!
01:04:13He didn't pay his check.
01:04:24He's the peasant who I saw leaving the city,
01:04:26who disappeared into the crowd with Kuzco in the back of his cart.
01:04:29He must have taken him back to his village,
01:04:31so if we find the village, we find him, and if we find him, we find Kuzco.
01:04:35I know. It's all coming together.
01:04:39Yzma!
01:04:40What?
01:04:41Oh!
01:04:42This had better be good!
01:05:23It calls my name
01:05:26It's wild like the river
01:05:30It's warm like the sun
01:05:33Yeah, it's here
01:05:35This is where I belong
01:05:41Under the starry skies
01:05:45Where eagles have flown
01:05:48We all just practice until they're done.
01:05:51Oh, no! Come back here!
01:05:59There you are, Canica.
01:06:01What?
01:06:04Hello, young fella. Haven't you ever seen a wishing well before?
01:06:08No.
01:06:10I'm Wyatt the Wishing Well. Step right up. Any wish granted for a coin.
01:06:15Really? Well, you'll see. I know.
01:06:20I wish my friends Emmy and Max would stop arguing.
01:06:24Aren't you forgetting something?
01:06:26Huh? Oh, a coin!
01:06:29I wish Emmy and Max would stop arguing and become closer,
01:06:34like brothers and sisters should be.
01:06:40Your wish has been granted.
01:06:42Just like that?
01:06:43Just like that.
01:06:49Wow!
01:07:14The ground started to rumble.
01:07:16Just as it started to go, it grabbed me before I fell.
01:07:20Do you believe that?
01:07:22You don't call me crazy for following this guy all the way out here,
01:07:25but as much as he tries to deny it, I know there's some good in him.
01:07:29Besides, I couldn't just leave him out here all alone.
01:07:44Hey, listen, watcha.
01:07:46You know, what I said to you back at the diner, that, that...
01:07:49I, I didn't really...
01:07:52So?
01:07:56Yes!
01:07:59I hear the wind call my name
01:08:05The sound that leads me home again
01:08:12The sound that leads me home again
01:08:19The sound that leads me home again
01:08:28It sparks up a fire, a flame that still burns
01:08:35To you, I will always return
01:08:42I know the road is long, but where you are is home
01:08:50Wherever you stay, I'll find the way
01:08:57I'll run like the river, I'll follow the sun
01:09:05I'll fly like an eagle to where I belong
01:09:13Can't stand the distance, I can't dream alone
01:09:20I can't wait to see you, yes, I'm on my way home
01:09:27Now I know it's true, my every road leads to you
01:09:35And in the hour of darkness, your light gets me through
01:09:44You run like the river, you shine like the sun
01:09:54You fly like an eagle, yeah, you are the one
01:10:03I've seen every sunset, and with all that I've learned
01:10:12All is to you, I will always, always return
01:10:26I'm glad Lax is refining, we're off, and you guys are back to normal
01:10:32Did you end up finding a good home for Lax?
01:10:34Yeah, I think he's gonna be real happy
01:10:38Hey, keep those stinking things away from me
01:10:40Hey, would you people mind? I am on an important business call here
01:10:44Yeah, JB, I'm still here, I could be reached all week
01:10:47No, no, no, no, no, no, I hate the beach, there's no fax machine out there
01:10:52Shut up!
01:10:53Huh?
01:10:55I, I, I, I'm on vacation
01:11:00Stitch and I are really gonna miss you guys
01:11:03Hey, why don't you come back with us?
01:11:05Sorry, we've got a kitchen to go clean up
01:11:08We're gonna make a game out of it
01:11:10Um, guys, I hate to spoil our little goodbye party, but where the hang is Finster?
01:11:17Um, Muriel, shouldn't you check in on those kids of yours?
01:11:20Quiet! We don't mention those misgrants on spa premises
01:11:24Sorry, Muriel
01:11:26Rolf, you got a set of palms on you
01:11:29Ooh, baby, no wonder they call this place paradise
01:11:33Okay, we're just gonna stop at the house and get some supplies
01:11:36Then we'll be on our way, right?
01:11:37Right
01:11:38Hey there, Pasha, hey, you know, you just missed your relatives
01:11:41My relatives?
01:11:42Yeah, we just sent them up to your house
01:11:44What did they look like?
01:11:47Who was that?
01:11:48Webster, how would you describe her?
01:11:50Uh, scary beyond all reason
01:11:52Yeah, that's it
01:11:53So, remind me again how you and Lenny departed
01:11:56Well, he stole Kevin's brother's ice techniques, his great aunt
01:12:02Uh, twice removed
01:12:05Uh-huh
01:12:06Isn't that right, Pasha?
01:12:08Baby, I'm up here, just a moment
01:12:11What the hell happened? Bumped into him?
01:12:14You know, I am so sorry that you had to come all this way to find me
01:12:18As I said to you before, you may recall
01:12:21Pasha is not here, I'll be sure to tell you
01:12:24Oh, look at you, please
01:12:26Wrap it in, yes
01:12:28Whoops
01:12:30Silly me
01:12:31No, no
01:12:32Allow me
01:12:38She's hiding something
01:12:39When I give the word, we search the house
01:12:41Okay, but I still have 94 months to go
01:12:45So, what are we waiting for, Pasha?
01:12:47Pacha
01:12:50Perhaps we can have a tour of the area, Pasha
01:12:53You know, why don't you just come back when Pacha gets home?
01:12:56I'm sure he'd love to show you the room
01:13:00Well, excuse me, won't you? I think I left something in the oven
01:13:05If it isn't my variation of double dodge on the signal
01:13:08We switch places
01:13:09Come, it's time
01:13:10Okay
01:13:13Hats, get back to the palace, follow the line
01:13:15I'm just going to change your bag
01:13:16Hi there
01:13:19That was him
01:13:20Whoops
01:13:22You know what? I don't believe you're really my friend
01:13:25I am
01:13:26You were a great, great, great
01:13:28Go, I'll stall them long enough for you two to get a head start
01:13:31Thanks, honey
01:13:32You have a lovely wife
01:13:34Both very pretty
01:13:36Great, great, great
01:13:38Great, great
01:13:39All right, I'll use you
01:13:41Great, great aunt
01:13:42So, where were we?
01:13:43Listen, sister, we're not leaving
01:13:45I show you the house
01:13:46Of course
01:13:47Hey, was it a good idea to leave your family with those two?
01:13:50Oh, don't worry, they can handle themselves
01:13:53What do you mean the door is stuck?
01:13:55Try jiggling the handle
01:13:57There is no handle in here
01:13:59There's not? Are you sure?
01:14:01All right, I've had enough
01:14:03Tell us where the talking lava is, and we'll burn your house to the ground
01:14:06Nah, don't you mean four?
01:14:09Tell us where the talking lava is, or we'll burn your house to the ground
01:14:13Well, which is it? That seems like a pretty crucial conjunction
01:14:16That's it, break the door down
01:14:19Break it down?
01:14:20There's menace's hand carved behind it
01:14:22I don't care, you fool, get out of my way
01:14:24I'll break it down myself
01:14:27One, okay kids, you know what to do
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01:14:30Great mom
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01:16:33Okay, why does she even have that lever?
01:16:40Please remain seated.
01:16:42You can turn whenever you'd like.
01:16:51What does it look like?
01:16:53I don't know.
01:16:54Just keep looking.
01:16:55Over here.
01:16:56It has to be one of these.
01:16:58Lions, tigers, bears.
01:17:00Oh my.
01:17:02Looking for this?
01:17:06No.
01:17:07You can't be.
01:17:08How did you get back here before us?
01:17:12How's he been drunk?
01:17:13What do you got in me?
01:17:15By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
01:17:17Oh well.
01:17:18Back to business.
01:17:19Okay, I admit it.
01:17:21Maybe I wasn't as nice as I should have been.
01:17:23Yzma, do you really want to kill me?
01:17:25Just think of it as your being let go.
01:17:29That your life's going in a different direction.
01:17:31That your body's part of a permanent outpacement.
01:17:34Hey, that's kind of like what he said to you when you got fired.
01:17:38I know.
01:17:39It's called a cruel irony.
01:17:40Like my dependence on you.
01:17:43I can't believe this is happening.
01:17:45Then I bet you weren't expecting this.
01:17:51Oh, okay.
01:17:52Let's finish them off.
01:17:56Hey, you're talking down now, are you, big guy?
01:17:59Oh, where's the other guy?
01:18:12No!
01:18:13I'm sorry I'm late.
01:18:14Oh, what'd I miss?
01:18:15Well, Yzma just tossed me this knife and asked me to, you know, pick them out.
01:18:19And then this guy popped up, and I believe, for you, and quite honestly...
01:18:23Crank!
01:18:24Why did I think you could do this?
01:18:26This one simple thing.
01:18:28It's like I'm talking to a monkey.
01:18:29Oh, now.
01:18:30A really, really big, stupid monkey named Crank.
01:18:33Now, do you want to know something else?
01:18:35Sure.
01:18:36I've never liked your spinach puffs.
01:18:38Never!
01:18:42That's it.
01:18:43She's going down.
01:18:44Now, now, remember, guys.
01:18:46From above, the wicked shall receive their just reward.
01:18:50Sorry.
01:18:52That'll work.
01:19:00Strange.
01:19:01That usually works.
01:19:02And so does this!
01:19:04Ha! Should have seen that coming.
01:19:20The power of the seven seas carries my command!
01:19:27My treasure!
01:19:28You mean my treasure.
01:19:32Miss Crittenden?
01:19:33In the flesh.
01:19:34Well, in a couple of minutes.
01:19:41Dib!
01:19:42What are you doing?
01:19:43This is no time to say!
01:19:45Helping you, remember?
01:19:47Remember when?
01:19:49This!
01:19:50You stole that.
01:19:51That's Casper.
01:19:53Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:19:55Stop filming!
01:19:57Dib!
01:19:58The capsule, now!
01:19:59I'm coming, I'm coming, okay?
01:20:06Leave away from me!
01:20:14Here!
01:20:16Jump in!
01:20:19Dib!
01:20:40Perfect.
01:20:46We're here!
01:20:48Uh, okay.
01:20:50Hi.
01:20:51Come on in.
01:20:52This is the room.
01:20:53Um, stay together, you'll be safe, and I'll be right back.
01:21:04Amber, do we have to do this?
01:21:06Hey, she wants a Halloween party.
01:21:09She's gonna get a Halloween party.
01:21:12This is scary.
01:21:17Ah!
01:21:25Hey, that's my treasure!
01:21:27Stay back!
01:21:28Keep away from me!
01:21:29Casper!
01:21:30Don't come near me, you spiteful spook!
01:21:33I'll knock you into the next world!
01:21:35Come on, let's go.
01:21:41Ah!
01:21:49Hey, Pop and Bess!
01:21:50It's my turn in the oven!
01:21:52Dibs!
01:21:53Get this thing cooking, you blasted little worm, you!
01:21:58Ah, carrigan.
01:22:01How kind of you to drop in.
01:22:03Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:22:04You know, if there's one thing I've learned from you, it's always kick them when they're down.
01:22:10Baby, you're six feet under.
01:22:13Oh, what a shame.
01:22:17Sorry, sweetheart.
01:22:19We're through.
01:22:22I am not gonna forget this, you ungrateful, lousy little worm, you!
01:22:26Ho, ho, ho, ho!
01:22:27You can horn me all you want, but it's gonna be in a great, big, expensive house
01:22:33with lovely purple wallpaper and great big green carpets
01:22:38and a little dog called carrigan.
01:22:41A bitch just like you!
01:22:44I got the power!
01:22:46I got the treasure!
01:22:47And you have a flight to catch!
01:22:49Huh?
01:22:54Any other takers?
01:22:56No.
01:22:57But aren't you forgetting something?
01:22:59What?
01:23:02Your unfinished business.
01:23:04My what?
01:23:06You know, unfinished business.
01:23:09All ghosts have unfinished business.
01:23:12That's why they don't cross over.
01:23:14Unfinished business?
01:23:15I have no unfinished business.
01:23:18I have my treasure, my mansion.
01:23:20I have everything.
01:23:22I'm just perfect.
01:23:24Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
01:23:26Wait, wait!
01:23:28I lied.
01:23:29I have unfinished business.
01:23:30Lots of unfinished business.
01:23:32I'm not ready to cross over yet!
01:23:35Stay back!
01:23:50I think this belongs to you.
01:23:52No!
01:23:56No!
01:24:06Never again will you or yours threaten my family!
01:24:11There will be no escape for you!
01:24:14Never!
01:24:35Never!
01:24:59Hold still!
01:25:00I'm trying!
01:25:01Do you weigh anymore?
01:25:02Shut up and get your head down!
01:25:05Oh my!
01:25:07Oh, you're gonna see this!
01:25:10People are gonna freak!
01:25:29Let me see!
01:25:33Cool!
01:25:34Thank you!
01:25:52This is the part where you run away.
01:26:05No!
01:26:15And stay it!
01:26:26Thank you!
01:26:28Thank you very much!
01:26:29I'm here till Thursday.
01:26:30Try the veal!
01:26:34No!
01:26:35No!
01:26:36No!
01:26:37No!
01:26:38No!
01:26:39No!
01:26:40No!
01:26:41No!
01:26:47Boo?
01:26:50A kid!
01:26:55A kid!
01:26:58There's a kid!
01:26:59A human kid!
01:27:04Let's get out of here!
01:27:35Give me that!
01:27:47One is in the unit.
01:27:48Do it!
01:27:49Which one?
01:27:50Which one?
01:27:54Better hurry!
01:27:55I'm expecting company!
01:28:00Kill them!
01:28:01They murdered the Emperor!
01:28:04I'm the Emperor!
01:28:05I'm the Emperor!
01:28:08Just take them all!
01:28:18Get them!
01:28:21Can I go home?
01:28:22You're excused.
01:28:27Anyone else?
01:28:28No, we're good.
01:28:29Get them!
01:28:32Try this one!
01:28:35I'll help you.
01:28:36A little help?
01:28:40Come on!
01:28:49Please be something with wings.
01:28:54We're flying!
01:29:04I'm not getting anywhere with you picking the vials.
01:29:06I'm picking the next one.
01:29:07Find Batman!
01:29:08Give me the power!
01:29:11Don't you say a word.
01:29:18Quick!
01:29:19Drain the canal!
01:29:21Open up!
01:29:28Wait.
01:29:35Help me!
01:29:38There they go!
01:29:39After them!
01:29:40Come on, men!
01:29:41Nobody lives forever!
01:29:42Charge!
01:30:02Only two left.
01:30:03It's gotta be one of these.
01:30:23This is the one.
01:30:24This will change you back to a human.
01:30:34Go!
01:30:39Bring the potion!
01:30:41Okay, okay.
01:30:43Where did it go?
01:30:44Where is it?
01:30:45Looking for this?
01:30:47Is that my voice?
01:30:49Is that my voice?
01:30:51Oh, well.
01:30:52No, no!
01:30:53Don't drop it!
01:30:54I'm not going to drop it, you fool!
01:30:56I'm going to drink it!
01:30:58And once I turn back into my beautiful self,
01:31:01I'm going to kill you!
01:31:31Whoa!
01:31:35No!
01:31:37Kuzco!
01:31:39Be right there.
01:31:40Give me a minute.
01:31:43Kuzco!
01:31:46Kuzco!
01:31:55Bubal!
01:32:02Kuzco!
01:32:12Uh-oh!
01:32:13Wrong dragon!
01:32:14Wrong whistle!
01:32:17Hardclaw!
01:32:18What have you done with my wife?
01:32:20Your wife?
01:32:22Don't you mean your widow?
01:32:24I know I've seen you die in the first movie!
01:32:26You fools!
01:32:27This time, it's your turn to be the entree.
01:32:30Okay, my sweet.
01:32:31Take care of them.
01:32:33Bon appétit!
01:32:36Will you stop that?
01:32:41Shut it!
01:32:44You can go first.
01:32:45I'll be the dessert.
01:32:46Oh, great.
01:32:49That's my girl!
01:32:55Hey, baby, I was hoping you'd show up.
01:33:00Fuck!
01:33:05Fuck!
01:33:07Fuck!
01:33:08Fuck!
01:33:15Fuck!
01:33:16Fuck!
01:33:22Oh, no!
01:33:26Oops!
01:33:27Sorry!
01:33:31Coming in!
01:33:33Die! Die!
01:33:34Die! Die! Die!
01:33:36This is Red Dragon.
01:33:37We're going in.
01:33:46Defensive action!
01:33:49Lock and load!
01:33:53Stay on target! Stay on target! Stay on target!
01:33:56Fire now!
01:33:58Mama, protect me!
01:34:00Now!
01:34:03Turn and burn!
01:34:09For the last time, we did not order a giant trampoline.
01:34:13You know, pal, you could have told me that before I set it up.
01:34:27Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:34:32Leviah!
01:34:34You thinking what I'm thinking?
01:34:35Yeah!
01:34:52Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:34:54I win.
01:34:58Gah!
01:35:00What are the odds that trapdoor laid me out here?
01:35:05Yeah!
01:35:06Ha-ha-ha-ha!
01:35:11Here, uh, let me get this for you.
01:35:16Well, see ya on the other side.
01:35:28Oh, now you, you, you stop being so hard on yourself.
01:35:32All is forgiven.
01:35:33You're sure?
01:35:34Oh, it's not the first time I was tossed out a window, and it won't be the last.
01:35:38What can I say? I'm a rebel.
01:35:40Oh, tiger.
01:35:41Oh, hey, I gotta use that arm later.
01:35:44Okay, buddy, take care.
01:35:47He's a sweet guy.
01:35:58So, you lied to me.
01:36:02I did?
01:36:03Yeah. You said when the sun hits this ridge just right, these hills sing.
01:36:08Well, pal, I was dragged all over those hills, and I did not hear any singing.
01:36:16So, I'll be building my summer home on a more magical hill.
01:36:20Thank you.
01:36:22Couldn't pull the wool over your eyes, huh?
01:36:24No, no, I'm sharp. I'm on it.
01:36:26Looks like you and your family are stuck on the tuneless hilltop forever, pal.
01:36:38You know, I'm pretty sure I heard some singing on the hill next to us.
01:36:43In case you're interested.
01:36:52Ha! Boom, baby!
01:36:55Ha! Boom, baby!
01:37:00You'd be the coolest dude in the nation
01:37:03Or the hippest captain creation
01:37:05But if you ain't got friends, then nothing's worth the fuss
01:37:10A perfect world will come to thee
01:37:12When everybody here can see
01:37:14That a perfect world begins and ends
01:37:17A perfect world begins and ends
01:37:19A perfect world begins and ends with us
01:37:23My acorn is missing
01:37:27Did you eat the acorn?
01:37:31You owe me a new acorn
01:37:38I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:49I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:51I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:53I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:55I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:57I'm so proud of you guys
01:37:59I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:01I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:03I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:05I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:07I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:09I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:11I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:13I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:15I'm so proud of you guys
01:38:17This love was true
01:38:23But you were kind to me
01:38:26And you reminded me
01:38:29That the world is not my playground
01:38:36There are other things that matter
01:38:42But a simple me is protecting you
01:38:47My illusions are a chattel
01:38:52But you stay in my corner
01:38:59The only world I knew was upside down
01:39:06And now the world I knew
01:39:09I know you carry the weight
01:39:11You see the patterns in the big sky
01:39:17Those constellations look like you and I
01:39:23Just like the patterns in the big sky
01:39:29We could be lost, we could refuse to try
01:39:34But could we make it through in the dark night?
01:39:41Would those lucky guys turn out to be
01:39:48That unusual blend of my funny flip-flops?
01:40:00I'm not as clever as I thought I was
01:40:05I'm not the boy I used to be because
01:40:11You showed me something different
01:40:13You showed me something new
01:40:17I always seemed so certain
01:40:19When I was really never sure
01:40:22But you stayed
01:40:25And you called my name
01:40:29Nothing's gonna work out on a lousy game
01:40:35And you could make it through
01:40:38But just for a different kind of me
01:40:41You see the patterns in the big sky
01:40:46Those constellations look like you and I
01:40:52That time we dreaded in the big sky
01:40:58I don't know whether I should act or not
01:41:04Just like the patterns in the big sky
01:41:08We'll be together
01:41:10We'll be together till the end of time
01:41:13It's all I know, it's all I know
01:41:16You know the answer or the reason why
01:41:20We'll stick together
01:41:22We'll stick together till the day we die
01:41:27And if I had to do this all a second time
01:41:33I won't complain, I'll make no fuss
01:41:40What the angels say
01:41:43But they don't likely blame me
01:41:46On those two funny friends
01:41:49That's us
01:41:57That's us
01:42:28That's us
01:42:38That's us
01:42:43That's us
01:42:48That's us
01:42:53That's us