Fortnite Season 4 Has a Problem..
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00:00Bro, that's actually really annoying.
00:12I was a hillbilly Nate with that funny one.
00:24When I stab you with this metal hook, you're bleeding.
00:40Fried him.
00:43Where?
00:45They're both dead.
00:49Someone else is coming though.
01:00One on me.
01:01I hit him, I think for a bunch or just waiting for us to start fighting that bot.
01:15How many times do I have to teach you this lesson, old man?
01:19I gotta kill this shit quick.
01:22I'm really hoping that there's no one else here.
01:23I'm just kind of watching.
01:24I don't know.
01:25Like, I don't know.
01:26Like, you know what I mean?
01:27Like, what's AI?
01:28What's not?
01:29I'm just going to send it, brother.
01:30OK?
01:31If we die, we die.
01:32Great.
01:33You got twice the health and twice the shield.
01:34The hell is this?
01:35What kind of witchcraft is this?
01:37Yeah, that makes a lot more sense.
01:38I don't know.
01:39I don't know.
01:40I don't know.
01:41I don't know.
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02:00I don't know.
02:01I don't know.
02:02I don't know.
02:03I don't know.
02:04I don't know.
02:06There's one more discord.
02:07The other coach, though, he was being defeated.
02:09Yeah, their other coach, yeah, dude.
02:10No, his coach.
02:11Oh, yeah.
02:12Your main coach was yelling at the ref.
02:16I tried that guy.
02:17Yeah, dude, get freaking rocked.
02:20Oh my gosh.
02:24The Flamingo is weak.
02:27I'm going to be honest, though.
02:28The Flamingo should be weaker.
02:35Yeah.
02:41This bird is one shot.
02:49You weren't kidding.
02:50Good job.
02:52Like this is like it was unbelievable.
02:59Yeah, we were pretty.
03:00We were pretty happy with how we passed the ball.
03:02It was.
03:03I was stunned.
03:04Chat.
03:08Dude, John, I should stream the next game and cast it like a
03:11commentator.
03:29Jump one more time.
03:3379.
03:34Why is that one of them?
03:35I'm in there.
03:36Yeah, they're both one shot time.
03:37Get in there.
03:43Careful.
03:44Another team is going to push us.
03:46We're here.
03:50Oh, wow.
03:52There it is.
03:53Did you know those last guy?
03:54Wow.
03:55Are we the best?
04:02I got two chests here.
04:03No one's landing on me.
04:05Do you like the dual SMGs?
04:07They're cool.
04:08Hey, I found a war machine hover jet for you.
04:15Still a little bit of lag.
04:16He was real as well.
04:32His buddy jumped back away.
04:38Why see that?
04:39You are already full.
04:40All that.
04:46That's actually really annoying.
04:47The side frost or what?
04:48Now they're dead.
04:49These guys are dead, but the side Shrave.
04:52That's actually really annoying.
04:55The side frost or what?
04:56Now they're dead.
04:57These guys are dead, but the side Shrave.
04:58Bro, that's actually really annoying.
05:05The sides.
05:06Are they shooting across or what?
05:07No, they're dead.
05:08These guys are dead.
05:09But the sides, Schrafe.
05:10Over to me.
05:11We got him.
05:12This is a real player though.
05:13Did I say real player?
05:33Haha.
05:34I meant artificial intelligence, Jonathan.
05:37The speed is better than size and flag, dude.
05:48And they never ran the ball, by the way.
05:50I'm sorry.
05:51They never threw the ball.
05:52They only ran it.
05:53Which is like, like...
05:54I don't know how to distinguish those skins in another anime.
06:12That one is one I hit.
06:13He's weak.
06:14Bro, I don't know what to tell you.
06:45I just don't feel good.
06:46I don't feel good, bro.
06:47What do you mean?
06:48That was just pure luck.
06:49That entire situation.
06:50Pure luck.
06:51Pure luck and them knowing who you are and choking.
06:52And literally, these little kids, they're like...
06:53Middle of practice.
06:54Shut up.
06:55Go run.
06:56Anyway.
06:57That is hilarious, dude.
06:58It's wild.
06:59I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:00I don't even know what that is.
07:01I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:02I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:03I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:04I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:05I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:06I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:07I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:08I don't even know what Sigma is from.
07:14Bro.
07:15Sigma is like a boss male, bro.
07:16Like an alpha.
07:17You know what I mean, dude?
07:18Like, if you're...
07:19You know what I mean?
07:20Like...
07:21Why would you say, what the Sigma?
07:22Because you're just like, what the Sigma?
07:23You gotta say it like that.
07:24Yeah.
07:25Sorry, John.
07:26I was too amused to hear anything you just said.
07:27I'll be right back.
07:28I just broke my edging and me streak at the same time.
07:30I'm going to get coffee and bring it to Jess.
07:32I'll probably be a solid two minutes.
07:33Don't let us die.
07:34Don't let...
07:35Okay.
07:36Yeah.
07:37No.
07:38Sick, dude.
07:39I got this.
07:40By the way, John.
07:41Cringe little terms.
07:42That is known as brain rot.
07:45Mayhaps.
07:46Nope.
07:47There's no boss.
07:48Boo, boo, bee, baa, baa, boo.
07:57Boo, bee, baa, baa, boo.
08:12He has one shot.
08:16He's about to get in the car.
08:17Yeah.
08:20Car's almost dead.
08:23He got out.
08:24He somehow was able to get out of the car.
08:29He's getting in the vehicle.
08:36He's gotta be dead.
08:39Did he hit it again?
08:40Yeah.
08:41No.
08:42He got out already.
08:45Good job.
08:48Shoot the thing out.
08:53Can you not shoot that out?
09:01Nice shots.
09:02Bro.
09:03It's literally following me.
09:04This guy is flying in the air.
09:06There's no way he's accurately aiming the shield.
09:09He's hitting me with the shield while his auto turret is tagging me up.
09:17Is there anybody real left?
09:18Huh?
09:20Is there anybody real left?
09:22What?
09:24What?
09:25I said, do you think there's anyone real left in the game?
09:27Yes, of course, bro.
09:28This is duos, not solos.
09:30There's always going to be someone real left.
09:31I think they're up there, bro.
09:33Oh, they're not.
09:34What the heck?
09:35What the shekma?
09:39What the heck?
09:50Got the left one shot.
09:53Got the right one shot.
09:57Oh, shoot the wrong guy then.
10:00You're in a vehicle?
10:02I'm here.
10:09I'm here.
10:14One's one.
10:15Purple's one.
10:16Purple's one.
10:21Got him.
10:22What the shekma?
10:25Oh, not like that.
10:271v1 versus 1v2.
10:35Ha ha!
10:36Got him.
10:37Ear Trash again.
10:38Ear Trash again.
10:39Ear Trash again.
10:40Ear Trash again.