GHAREEB TEAM KE AMEER STARS _ shaheen vs shan fight _ Wtc points _ muhsin naqvi press conference
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00:00ICC has dropped the first ranking, now they have lost 6 more points.
00:03They had snatched the clothes, now what will you tear?
00:05Underwear, so-called stars will have surgery to show their new talent.
00:10PCB has decided.
00:11For the service of these players, make Shoaib Akhtar a coach who does Chitristan day and night.
00:17Shahan Masood has put his hand on Shaheen's shoulder, he shook it.
00:20Get away, otherwise I will send you to the graveyard.
00:23After getting beaten up by Bangladesh,
00:25where on one side there is heavy criticism on big stars,
00:28on the other hand, there is a prince in this team who is roaming around like Chhoper Ustham.
00:33Guess who is that diamond?
00:34Yours, ours, all of Pakistan's,
00:37dear, mummy's,
00:38Dolara, the one and only,
00:40the legend, Salman Adam.
00:42The rest are criticized because someone wants a captain,
00:45someone is playing for a personal milestone.
00:47But looking at him, it seems that neither this brother wants a captain,
00:50nor does this brother want to become a big brand,
00:52make a big name,
00:54nor does this brother want to perform.
00:55There is only one purpose of his life,
00:57to scream, to clap, to clap.
00:58He has kept the place of our previous superstars,
01:01who were Rana Benstock Ashraf,
01:03Hassan Ali,
01:04Hussain Talat Sahib,
01:06who were very strong members of the team at one time.
01:09And in every match,
01:10they used to tease the public.
01:11They used to come, they used to be out on zero,
01:13they used to eat sixes and go,
01:14they used to show the public their face and go.
01:16Whatever you want to teach, teach it,
01:18we will still play, we will still come.
01:19This is also his account.
01:20He plays with his head held high,
01:21he plays on the tip of the stick,
01:23he does nothing on the tip of the stick,
01:25he makes runs when he is in the mood,
01:27otherwise,
01:27whatever you want to teach, teach it,
01:28I will stay here.
01:29Allah has given him a beard.
01:31As soon as he wakes up in the morning and evening,
01:32he just thanks Allah.
01:34He opens the shop with a shutter,
01:36Ya Maalik,
01:37it's just your grace,
01:38Allah, you have run the Dal Roti,
01:40in crores, that's it.
01:41In the same way, for 2-4 years,
01:42my beard kept growing,
01:44I kept growing my beard.
01:45After that, no doubt,
01:46if they kick me out,
01:48then no problem,
01:49I will set up a tea stall,
01:50my life will still be good,
01:52I have no interest in brands.
01:54I just want to have a beard.
01:55It has nothing to do with losing the Bangladesh test,
01:58and yes,
01:59our FTI uncle must be watching this in Canada,
02:01his insults on TV,
02:02and he must be eating popcorn.
02:03I swear to Allah,
02:05thank Allah, I didn't take the test,
02:06these people are very rude.
02:08First, they insulted the World Cup so much,
02:10now they did this against Bangladesh,
02:12thank Allah, I came to Canada,
02:13I tried to settle down in Canada,
02:15but these people say,
02:17I will have to perform in every match,
02:18otherwise, my beard will grow,
02:20so I can't stay here.
02:21My Pakistan is alive,
02:23then I will go back,
02:24when my insults will cool down a bit.
02:28Right now, nothing is in favor of Pakistani players,
02:31and anyway, their actions are like this,
02:32at first, we thought that
02:34the poor guy must have lost,
02:35it's a part of the game,
02:36but the actions are visible, right?
02:39A video is also going viral,
02:40in which Shan Masood puts his hand on Shaheen's shoulder,
02:42so Shaheen is removing his hand from his hand,
02:44let's go.
02:45First of all, he snatched the captain's voice of the test,
02:47and on top of that,
02:47the mountain you guys hit,
02:49gives the target of 30 runs,
02:50they are putting butter on my shoulder,
02:52they are doing this,
02:53that I will defend these 30 runs,
02:55son, I am more than 130,
02:58I am enjoying it.
02:59Where all this is going on,
03:00the ICC people also did us another favor,
03:02first of all,
03:03after losing to Bangladesh,
03:04the Pakistan team went to the lower pit and threw,
03:07on the 8th number,
03:08that became a headline,
03:09then the next day,
03:10the ICC had to make a new headline,
03:11to insult,
03:12they made another headline,
03:14that 6 points will be deducted from you,
03:16because of the slow over rate,
03:17isn't it amazing?
03:19Fallen from the sky, stuck in dates,
03:21I mean, the clothes were torn,
03:22now if there was a piece left,
03:23you need that too.
03:24Maybe the ICC people are doing this,
03:26to make new headlines every day,
03:28so that they get respect,
03:29because the Pakistan team,
03:30was not such a disgusting team,
03:32that they made.
03:32But ICC people, listen carefully,
03:34you guys don't think that,
03:35this will be a salt on the wounds,
03:36and we will say no like this.
03:38Our stars,
03:39by working hard day and night,
03:42and by sacrificing their body, mind, and money,
03:44brought the Pakistan team,
03:45to this lower pit,
03:46when they made it to the 8th number,
03:48if you deduct 6 more points from the top,
03:51then what will you deduct?
03:52Tell me, what will you deduct?
03:53What will you learn?
03:55Just like, by putting a drop of water in the sea,
03:57or by taking out a drop,
03:58the sea doesn't care,
04:00similarly,
04:01our sea of insult,
04:02has become so deep,
04:03that if you deduct 6 more points,
04:06then what difference does it make?
04:07Nothing.
04:08If we want to play the final,
04:09of the World Test Championship,
04:10then we will play the final of the last teams,
04:12otherwise we are not in the mood.
04:13Then there was a press conference,
04:15of Mohsin Naqvi,
04:16on that the media people,
04:17were running around,
04:18asking him to show the surgery,
04:20so that he can do the surgery himself,
04:21then what will the poor guy do?
04:22He must be saying,
04:23I used to think,
04:24it is difficult to become a politician,
04:26but here,
04:26it is something else.
04:28Here people come to tear their clothes,
04:30he had to do a press conference,
04:31and everyone was asking questions about the surgery.
04:33He said,
04:34suddenly,
04:34what surgery should I do?
04:36They are slowly starting,
04:37and he has taken one step,
04:39a champion cup is starting,
04:40in which there will be 5 teams,
04:41of new boys,
04:42new talent will come up.
04:43He has chosen 5 mentors,
04:45of those 5 teams,
04:46one is Waqar Yunus,
04:47second is Misbah Ul Haq,
04:48third is Saqlain Mushtaq,
04:50fourth is Sir Faraz Ahmed,
04:51and fifth is Shoaib Malik.
04:52This champion cup will be of 50 overs,
04:54according to that,
04:55a guy like Shoaib Malik is fine,
04:56because,
04:57if it is test cricket,
04:58or one day cricket,
04:59then he should have a guy,
05:00who can handle the innings,
05:01like Shoaib Malik.
05:02Now,
05:02if Shoaib Malik was there in this test match,
05:04then he would have stopped the draw.
05:06For one day and test,
05:07you have chosen Shoaib Malik as a mentor,
05:09but if you want to choose T20 team,
05:10then please don't choose Shoaib Malik.
05:12We make a little mistake in this,
05:14we just see the tag,
05:15that the guy is a technician,
05:16now he is a motorcycle technician,
05:18now he is a car technician,
05:20we don't read this.
05:21Shoaib Malik is fine for test and one day,
05:22but not for T20,
05:24because he is a defensive player,
05:26then the players will also be defensive,
05:27they will play comfortably,
05:28and we have a lot of defensive players,
05:31some are bookish players,
05:32some are upcoming players,
05:33some are happy players,
05:35some are jolabi,
05:35I am sorry.
05:37You idiot.
05:37These 5 mentors,
05:39to choose new players,
05:41if you want to bring new talent,
05:43then to groom their mindset,
05:45a person should be brave,
05:47a little bit of a shaky person.
05:48I don't know, I don't understand,
05:49why these people take Shoaib Akhtar so lightly.
05:52The way he talks,
05:53high and weird in the air,
05:55they say, let him be.
05:56He talks high and long,
05:58he tells people simple things,
06:00he doesn't have manners.
06:01You idiots,
06:02you make a lamp of your manners.
06:04Our problem is that,
06:05we respect those,
06:06who come and talk like this.
06:07Respected people,
06:08yes, you, sir,
06:10say sir.
06:11By talking like this,
06:12you don't know,
06:13what you are going to do.
06:14People say,
06:16he is great.
06:17You don't see greatness in him.
06:18Shoaib Akhtar is their father,
06:20he talks weird things,
06:21which our people don't understand.
06:23What are you talking about?
06:24He talks high and long.
06:26He doesn't talk high and long,
06:27he is the world's number one,
06:28even today,
06:28the fastest bowler.
06:29He says,
06:30I used to run with a tire.
06:31If he didn't run,
06:33then for so many years,
06:34no one would have broken his record,
06:35if he didn't do crazy things.
06:37Even though we have the world's fastest bowler,
06:40what is our bowling right now?
06:41It is at a speed of 125 kmph,
06:43130 kmph.
06:44It is like a flying kite.
06:45It is like a father's kite.
06:47You must have seen a lot of clips of Shoaib Akhtar.
06:49He says,
06:50kids of today,
06:51you guys are in a weird CG,
06:52in the realm of morals and decency,
06:54that you are spreading the message of love here.
06:56He says,
06:57hit a bouncer,
06:58so that when he opens his mouth,
06:59he finds out,
06:59there are balls in his mouth,
07:00the batsman finds out,
07:01that the bowler is bowling.
07:03You will win matches only then.
07:04If you are already lying under the yagla,
07:05will you win an hour?
07:06If you are a mentor,
07:07like Shoaib Akhtar,
07:08I say,
07:09our bowling coach should be like him.
07:10For such a situation,
07:11Shoaib Akhtar is the best option.
07:13He should have 76 in his hand.
07:14As soon as a bowler comes,
07:16speed up to 130,
07:17tell him,
07:18if you throw 130,
07:19I will hit you with 30-76.
07:20In this test match,
07:21it was clear that
07:22our bowler is not running,
07:24he is running,
07:24so the pace is not coming out.
07:25He is covered in sweat,
07:27he is sweating.
07:28Oh, I am dead.
07:29Oh, my pinky.
07:30What if I don't die?
07:31What if something happens if I push hard?
07:33What if Pakistan doesn't win?
07:35What if I get deprived of captaincy?
07:37I don't know what is happening.
07:38The situation that is created,
07:40their surgery can be done in the same way.
07:42Hand them over to the raw dacoits.
07:43They are already famous these days.
07:45But,
07:45but the smarter our players are,
07:48the faster they are,
07:49they will also make them their disciples.
07:51Right now,
07:52they are fighting for captaincy,
07:53there will be the same fight.
07:55If the leader of the raw group becomes,
07:56then he will become the opponent.