• 3 months ago
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00:00This video is fictional. It has nothing to do with reality.
00:04Please don't take it personally.
00:06This video is made for entertainment.
00:09Kids won't watch this video.
00:11Older people, stay away from this video.
00:14And use headphones to watch this video.
00:17Go and bring your headphones.
00:19Go. Go. Go. Go.
00:30This video is fictional. It has nothing to do with reality.
00:34Boudi.
00:36Boudi, where are you? Come, Boudi.
00:39Boudi.
00:40Boudi.
00:42Boudi.
00:43Boudi, where are you?
00:46Boudi, come.
00:49Boudi.
00:51Boudi, where are you? Come, Boudi.
00:54Boudi.
00:55Boudi.
00:57Boudi, where are you? Come, Boudi.
01:00Boudi.
01:02Boudi.
01:04Boudi.
01:05Boudi, where are you? Come, Boudi.
01:08Boudi.
01:10Boudi.
01:21You dream about Boudi day and night.
01:23You keep saying Boudi, Boudi.
01:27What are you saying?
01:28You have given me a lot of trouble.
01:30It's not like that.
01:31So, I keep saying Boudi, Boudi. Come, Boudi.
01:34Brother, everyone dreams about Boudi.
01:38Good one.
01:41Yuck.
01:42You spend money on pen every day.
01:44You say you will lose money.
01:46But you take money from me to buy a pen.
01:48Yes, it's true.
01:49You are shameless.
01:54No.
01:56No.
02:00No.
02:03No.
02:06Yes, tell me.
02:07So, you woke up after shooting so much movie?
02:09Take this.
02:11Take.
02:12Yes, I woke up after shooting this much movie.
02:14Oh yeah.
02:15Baby.
02:16Don't shout.
02:17Take one cigarette.
02:19Take it.
02:20F**k.
02:21Take it.
02:22When will you give me the hotel card?
02:25Give me the deposit first.
02:27What?
02:29Who were you with in the hotel?
02:32What did the guy next to you say?
02:35I sent you to the morgue.
02:38Yes, give me the deposit first.
02:40No, no, nothing like that.
02:42You don't want to go to the morgue?
02:44The girl is scolding you?
02:47I understood everything.
02:49Wait, I'm arranging for you.
02:50You don't want to go to the morgue?
02:52You don't want to go to the morgue?
02:54Give me the deposit first.
03:03I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
03:05I'll kill you.
03:20Give me the deposit first.
03:51This much?
03:53This much?
03:56This much?
03:58No, not this much.
04:01This much?
04:03A little more?
04:05No, not this much.
04:09I think this is fine.
04:10I think this is fine.
04:19The more you think, the bigger it gets.
04:35Okay, where do you sell bananas at a low price?
04:40Do you mean old or new bananas?
04:44No, no, Singapore.
04:47I love big bananas.
04:50How much will it cost?
04:52Will it be worth 50 bucks?
04:54Wow, so much?
04:57Long bananas are more expensive, right?
05:01Long bananas are more expensive?
05:04But it's fun to eat them.
05:07Okay.
05:10Wow!
05:41Hey, when did you come?
05:44Were you treating your wife to lunch?
05:47No, brother.
05:49I was just asking her to buy a banana.
05:53A big sized banana.
05:55She doesn't like big bananas, right?
05:58Whatever, I have something to buy.
06:10Hey, brother.
06:12Don't open the door.
06:14There is a lot of dust.
06:16They are standing in front of me.
06:19Should I kiss their heads?
06:21I mean, should I stand like this?
06:23Under the blanket, on top of the blanket.
06:29I have to do something.
06:36Is it good?
06:38Yes.
06:40It doesn't hurt, right?
06:42Where did it go?
06:44Is it good?
06:45Yes.
07:09I can't wait anymore.
07:11It's so hot, right?
07:13It's so hot.
07:22Brother, the bathroom is empty.
07:25Go.
07:27It's hidden.
07:28Is it hidden?
07:29Yes.
07:31It's hiding from me.
07:39Run.
07:41Run.
08:06Okay.
08:07Bye-bye.
08:08It's so hot.
08:12Okay.
08:15Bye-bye.
08:25Uncle, you?
08:27How are you?
08:28Dad, you?
08:31When did you come?
08:32Is there any problem?
08:34No, no.
08:35There is nothing like that.
08:37Did you hear anything?
08:38What do you think?
08:39What's the matter?
08:41No, there is nothing like that.
08:43Actually, the shower in the mess is not working.
08:47We are trying to install the shower.
08:50But people are not coming.
08:52So, I thought I will install the shower.
08:55Dad, you can do everything.
08:56You can even install it.
08:58Okay.
08:59Installing means installing the shower.
09:01Okay.
09:02Very good.
09:03Then, where did you keep it?
09:05Here.
09:06What kind of balloon is this?
09:08What are you doing?
09:09What will you call this?
09:12It's a big insult.
09:13Whose birthday is it?
09:16Brother, I am coming from a shop.
09:19Okay.
09:21Music.
09:24No, no.
09:25A friend of Abhishek, Sajan.
09:28He works in medicine.
09:29He took some stuff from our house.
09:31Then he took it.
09:33But he forgot to take some things.
09:36So, he cried.
09:38Okay.
09:40He took everything.
09:41But he forgot to take this.
09:42Right?
09:44Okay, fine.
09:46Then, whose business is this?
09:48Did you buy this from Mumbai?
09:51Huh?
09:54Dad, you see.
09:55You started doubting again.
09:57You can call me mom for this.
09:59You doubt your own son.
10:00Are you doubting?
10:02Do I smoke?
10:03Do I drink?
10:04Do I eat vegetables?
10:05You can doubt.
10:06But I am not like that.
10:07By doubting like this,
10:08every boy hits the girl.
10:12I am not like that.
10:13I am doing a different kind of smoking.
10:16No, no, no.
10:21Did I send you here to study
10:23to do all this?
10:24Huh?
10:25What did you think?
10:27Listen.
10:28This is your last warning.
10:30If I see this kind of stupidity again,
10:32I will quit studying.
10:34I will take you home.
10:35I don't want to talk to you anymore.
10:39Yes.
10:41Do you see that girl?
10:42She is sitting behind you.
10:45Look at her picture.
10:47Yes, that girl?
10:48I am looking at her.
10:51Here she is.
10:54Look at her picture.
10:59Hey.
11:00Does she have a Facebook page?
11:04Talk to her.
11:34Huh?
11:37Oh.
11:45Bro.
11:53Do you know, bro?
11:55I am not a kid anymore.
11:56I am a grown-up now.
12:00I have been watching you for a long time.
12:04Why are you talking about girlfriends?
12:07Just think about your wife.
12:09Yes, talk about my wife.
12:10We only have our wives here.
12:12Our wives are everything to us.
12:13Bro.
12:14That day,
12:16I was looking at her.
12:18Believe me.
12:19I couldn't sleep the whole night.
12:22Listen to me.
12:24We have a girlfriend.
12:25Personal.
12:27Wives are our lifetime.
12:29If we have a wife,
12:30no one will be able to know
12:31what we are doing.
12:32Only
12:33we will have to stay at home.
12:35Nothing else.
12:39You are right, bro.
12:42I like her a lot.
12:45Who?
12:46My wife.
12:48Okay.
12:49Listen, bro.
12:52Do one thing.
12:55Just feel that your wife is not in front of you.
12:59Close your eyes.
13:00Think about your wife.
13:03Tell me.
13:04If you close your eyes,
13:05what are you doing with your wife?
13:07So that you can be satisfied.
13:09Forget about your girlfriend.
13:10Forget about your family.
13:12Just think about your wife.
13:14What are you doing?
13:16Okay, bro.
13:17I will think about it.
13:34No, bro.
13:35I can't think about it.
13:37If I think about it again,
13:38I can't think about it again.
13:40My pants will get wet again.
13:42I won't think about it.
13:44You think about it.
13:47Should I think about it?
13:49What is there to think about?
13:51If I have a problem at night,
13:52you will take care of it.
13:54Bro.
14:03What is there to think about?
14:04If I have a problem at night,
14:05you will take care of it.
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14:07If I have a problem at night,
14:08you will take care of it.
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16:36Hey buddy!
16:38I am alone.
16:40Are you coming?
16:42As for dinner,
16:44my parent won´t be home.
16:46Will you be able to make it?
16:48Suppose,
16:49tonight at noon,
16:50If you can, bring that one.
16:52And if you can't, I'm leaving.
16:58What?
17:00You can't?
17:02Your bride is fully ready.
17:05Bring the set up and come.
17:20Hello, did you hear the news?
17:44Our neighbour's daughter-in-law has been arrested for drug trafficking.
17:51I saw her on the terrace.
17:54She's the one.
17:56She's been arrested.
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