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00:00This programme contains strong language and adult humour.
00:05APPLAUSE
00:31Good afternoon and welcome to the Countdown studio
00:34on the very day that, way back in 1802, the great Victor Hugo was born.
00:39Pretty much, you know, France's very own Shakespeare, really.
00:43Is there a town or village in France that hasn't got a Victor Hugo street
00:47or avenue or anything else?
00:49Extraordinary man, most famous, I guess, in this country
00:52for Les Miserables and The Hunchback of Notre Dame.
00:55And who will ever forget the 1939 film with Charles Lord
00:59and surely one of the ugliest film actors ever to grace the stage or screen,
01:02playing The Hunchback of Notre Dame against Maureen O'Hara.
01:06Great thing. She played Esmeralda.
01:08And then, of course, a couple of years ago we had Les Miserables
01:12with all those chaps who couldn't actually sing but tried to.
01:15Hugh Jackman, Russell Crowe, Anne Hathaway.
01:18Great film. But, actually, Victor Hugo was much more than that.
01:24He was a great and wise man.
01:27Can I just read you some of his quotes that I just happened to pick out this morning?
01:31He who opens a school closes a prison.
01:33All the forces in the world are not so powerful
01:36as an idea whose time has come.
01:39Dictators take note.
01:41And, finally, the one I like particularly.
01:43A faith is a necessity to a man.
01:46Woe to him who believes in nothing. In nothing.
01:49Great guy, Victor Hugo.
01:51Now, did you care for Les Miserables?
01:55I haven't actually seen it.
01:57I've seen there's something called Honest Movie Trailers
01:59that sums it up in about five minutes,
02:02which was enough for me, really.
02:04OK. So that's a fairly brisk way of dismissing
02:08one of the great literary giants of Europe.
02:11Now, then, who have we got over here?
02:13Andy Naylor's back. Well done.
02:15Now, on five wins after beating Steve Jones yesterday, I think.
02:1995 to 60. Well done. You're on a real streak here.
02:23It's powerful stuff, I can tell you.
02:25And you're joined by Jonathan Lee, retail manager from Portsmouth.
02:28He enjoys singing and songwriting so much
02:31that he once sang at a friend's wedding in Norway.
02:34That is true.
02:36Yeah? In English? In English.
02:38And what did you sing?
02:40The lyrics I wrote to a tune that already existed.
02:43OK. There's a band called Secret Garden. Yes.
02:46They actually won the Eurovision, if anyone knows that.
02:49There's a song tune called Illumination. Right.
02:51I kept the title and the song came out.
02:54Perfect. We have a tradition, actually, in this studio,
02:57that if one wins and one actually is a singer or plays the guitar,
03:02we have a stage here. I see.
03:04And you have to give a little rendition later on.
03:06So good luck, Jonathan, and we look forward to hearing you sing later on.
03:09But in the meantime, a big round of applause for Andy and Jonathan.
03:13APPLAUSE
03:17And over in the corner, yes, it's Susie Dent.
03:20Yes, it's Susie Dent and the irrepressible Janet Street-Porter.
03:24Somebody I often think is a Latter-day Bodicea, really.
03:27Up for a fight any time.
03:29I thought you were going to say Charles Laughton for a minute.
03:32I always think if Charles Laughton was around today,
03:35he'd be starring in his own reality TV series,
03:38cos you said he was a very ugly actor, but today he'd be a huge star.
03:41Yeah. But he was a great... He was a brilliant actor.
03:43He was a wonderful chap, wasn't he? Yeah.
03:45He was fantastic, in my humble opinion.
03:48Now then, Andy, drag us away from this chit-chat. Letters game.
03:52Hello, Rachel. Hi, Andy. May I start with a vowel, please?
03:55Thank you. Start today with I.
03:57And another one, please.
03:59E. And a third.
04:01O. And a consonant.
04:04T. And another.
04:06R. And a third one, please.
04:08M. And another.
04:11H. And another consonant, please.
04:14N. And a final vowel.
04:16And a final I.
04:18And here's the Countdown Clock.
04:46MUSIC
04:52Andy? Eight.
04:54And Jonathan? Seven.
04:57Seven. So you're seven.
04:59Mintier. Mintier. Andy?
05:01Fermion.
05:03Very, very good.
05:05It's an iron or electron emitted by a substance at very high temperature.
05:09Well done. Very good.
05:12Well done, Andy.
05:14And the corner, what offerings, Janet?
05:17Inherit.
05:19Seven. Yes.
05:21Otherwise we were Mintier and Fermion as well.
05:23Very good. All right.
05:25So, brisk start for Andy.
05:27Jonathan, letters game.
05:29Hello, Rachel. Hi, Jonathan.
05:31Could I have a consonant, please? Thank you. Start with G.
05:34A vowel.
05:36A. Consonant.
05:38S. Consonant.
05:40R. Vowel.
05:43U. Consonant.
05:46F. Vowel.
05:49O. Consonant.
05:52V. And vowel, please.
05:54And the last one.
05:56E. Stand by.
05:58MUSIC
06:10MUSIC CONTINUES
06:31Yes, Jonathan.
06:33Seven. A seven, Andy.
06:35Possibly the same seven.
06:37Right, Jonathan.
06:39Favours?
06:41No, forages.
06:43Oh, there we go.
06:45Favours and forages.
06:47And Janet?
06:49Well, I had sevruga, as in the caviar.
06:53You'd know, Nick, I'm sure.
06:55Hardly.
06:57I didn't actually use it as an ingredient on MasterChef.
07:01You didn't? But I have actually tasted caviar.
07:04It's good in a baked potato.
07:06It's also good with ice-cold vodka.
07:0815 to seven.
07:10Now, what shall we do here? Andy, numbers game.
07:13May I have one from the top, please, and any other five of your choice?
07:16Thank you, Andy. One large one and five little ones.
07:20And the first numbers game today is five, four, two, one,
07:25another five and 25.
07:29And the target, 251.
07:31251.
07:33MUSIC PLAYS
07:38MUSIC CONTINUES
08:04So, Andy... 251.
08:06Yes. Jonathan?
08:08251. Thank you. Andy?
08:10Two times five...
08:12Two times five is ten.
08:13..times 25...
08:14250. ..plus one.
08:15We can all do that in our heads.
08:17And Jonathan, same route?
08:19Just five plus five is ten times 25 plus one.
08:22Easy peasy.
08:23OK, all right, well, let's move on from that.
08:2525 plays 17, and we go to a tea-time teaser, which is lift, hang.
08:29And the clue, lift it up and hang it from the ceiling.
08:32Lift it up and hang it from the ceiling.
08:36MUSIC PLAYS
08:50Welcome back. I left with the clue, lift it up and hang it from the ceiling.
08:54And what? The answer, fanlight.
08:56Fanlight.
08:5825 to 17, Andy in the lead.
09:00Jonathan, your letters game.
09:02Consonant, please, Rachel.
09:04Thank you, Jonathan. D
09:06A vowel.
09:08O
09:09Consonant.
09:11S
09:12Consonant.
09:14T
09:15Vowel.
09:16U
09:17Consonant.
09:19L
09:20Vowel.
09:23A
09:24Consonant.
09:25H
09:26And a vowel, please.
09:27And the last one.
09:29E
09:30Countdown.
09:34MUSIC PLAYS
09:37MUSIC CONTINUES
10:02Well, Jonathan?
10:04Nine.
10:06Good man. Andy?
10:08Save seven.
10:09Save seven would be?
10:11Loathed.
10:12Now then, Jonathan Lee.
10:15Outlashed.
10:17Outlashed.
10:19Hmm.
10:20It'd be very painful if you were outlashed by...
10:23I'm trying to think of a way that we might use it.
10:26Outlast, but not outlash. Sorry.
10:29Outlash, but worth a try.
10:32And Susie?
10:33Loathed, shouted, loudest. They were our sevens.
10:35OK.
10:36Yeah.
10:37All right, good enough. Andy.
10:39Letters game.
10:41Consonant, please, Rachel.
10:42Thank you, Andy.
10:43R
10:44And another.
10:46M
10:47And a third.
10:49Z
10:50And a vowel, please.
10:52U
10:53And another.
10:54I
10:55And a third.
10:56A
10:57And a fourth.
10:59O
11:00And a consonant.
11:01L
11:02And a final consonant, please.
11:03And a final V.
11:05Countdown.
11:31Andy?
11:32Six.
11:33A six. Jonathan?
11:34Six.
11:35Andy?
11:36Valour.
11:37Valour.
11:38You're both...
11:39Same again.
11:40..brave champs.
11:41Valour.
11:42And over in the corner.
11:44Well, we had Valour, but we've got Mola.
11:47Only five.
11:48Yeah.
11:49And Viola.
11:50Another five.
11:51Yeah.
11:52We were hoping for Valium, in the dictionary, anyway.
11:54But it's capital V.
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yes.
11:57It should be.
11:58All right.
11:5938 to 23.
12:00Numbers game for Jonathan.
12:02Can I have one from the top, please?
12:04And five of your choice.
12:05Same again.
12:06Thank you, Jonathan.
12:07One large one, five little ones for you.
12:09And for this round, the little numbers are nine, four, five,
12:13one and another five, and a large one, 50.
12:17And the target this time, 459.
12:20459.
12:22BELL RINGS
12:25MUSIC PLAYS
12:56Well, Jonathan?
12:58459.
12:59459. Andy?
13:00459 as well.
13:01OK. Jonathan?
13:02Nine times 50?
13:04450.
13:05Plus four, plus five.
13:07About as difficult as the last one.
13:09Exactly. And Andy?
13:1150 plus one, 51, multiplied by nine.
13:14Multiplied by nine. Perfect.
13:16Thank you. 48, there's 33.
13:18But now we turn to Janet Street Porter.
13:21Janet, what have you been up to now? What do you want to talk about?
13:24Well, I said that I did something this year that I've never done before
13:28and that's worn a onesie.
13:30And the other thing that I've done that I've never done before
13:34is go on Twitter.
13:36And I did write lots of horrible things in my newspaper columns
13:39about Twitter, saying it was, you know, where really stupid people went.
13:44And then when I reached the final of MasterChef,
13:46I wanted to know what everybody was saying about me
13:49and I wanted to get some feedback.
13:52And I realised that if I went on Twitter, I'd get it like that.
13:56Yep.
13:57And it is incredible.
13:59I mean, I've got quite a few followers now.
14:03I suppose I get about 500 a week.
14:06Maybe I'm up to...
14:08New ones.
14:09Yeah, I'm up to over 16,000.
14:11So, but I don't follow anyone.
14:1416,001.
14:16Do you follow me?
14:18I will in about three minutes' time, yeah.
14:20Right.
14:21Do you go on... Are you on Twitter a lot?
14:23Yeah.
14:24Because the one thing I've learnt is
14:26when you come back from a night out, don't go on it.
14:29Rachel's laughing already.
14:31She's obviously done some dodgy tweets.
14:34No, you get pictures.
14:35In fact, we went out last night.
14:37Yes.
14:38Our team.
14:39And so we took a picture of me having a conversation
14:42with my daughter on her phone.
14:43Spotted.
14:44Isn't it funny, isn't it?
14:45Yes.
14:46But are you tweeting a lot?
14:48I try to limit it to before 11pm.
14:51Oh, I see.
14:52And not do too many.
14:53Because I like talking about what I've cooked
14:58and where I've walked and stuff like that.
15:01Yeah.
15:02I don't go into interaction and chit-chat.
15:05No.
15:06No, because it's, you know,
15:07I like hearing what other people have got to say.
15:09But I don't want to follow anyone, if I'm really honest.
15:12You can't be bothered, no.
15:13No, it's not being bothered.
15:15It's, I lead, you follow.
15:18It's the dominatrix approach to Twitter.
15:21Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:22I can imagine.
15:23I can imagine.
15:24But 16,000, I tell you, but next time you come on the show,
15:27I'll bet you a fiver, you'll have half a million.
15:30Yeah.
15:31Because you're a punchy girl.
15:32Yeah.
15:33I don't have any trouble getting the jokes in 141 characters.
15:36Well, I tell you what, I'm going to follow you
15:38and I'm going to retweet what you're up to
15:40and therefore you're going to owe me a fiver
15:42next time you come on the show.
15:43I did get told off of going on and on about Brussels sprouts,
15:46but I thought they were getting a really bad press at Christmas
15:49and I said, I love Brussels sprouts
15:51and I could eat Brussels sprouts for a whole month
15:53without any problem whatsoever.
15:55Careful what you wish for.
15:58Careful what you wish for.
15:59Yeah.
16:00Well, I don't tweet now, but I started a couple of years ago.
16:02Why not?
16:03You know, it's a phase.
16:05I've got 188,000 and I don't do anything.
16:08The thing is, once you've got them, they don't leave.
16:10Yeah.
16:11They all talk about you amongst each other,
16:13which is kind of fascinating.
16:14I don't know.
16:15Anyway, there we are.
16:16We've got a fiver on it.
16:17Half a million.
16:19Brilliant stuff.
16:2048 to 33.
16:21Andy in charge.
16:22Andy, let us go.
16:23Let's start with the vowel, please, Rachel.
16:25Thank you, Andy.
16:26E
16:27And another.
16:29A
16:30And the third one, please.
16:32O
16:33And a consonant.
16:35T
16:36And another.
16:37P
16:38And another.
16:39G
16:40And yet another.
16:42S
16:43And another consonant, please.
16:46N
16:47And a final vowel.
16:48And a final E.
16:51And here's the clock.
17:09CLOCK TICKS
17:24Andy?
17:25Seven.
17:26A seven. Jonathan?
17:27Seven.
17:28OK. Andy?
17:30Postage.
17:31And Jonathan?
17:33I've put potage.
17:35Potage?
17:36French plural.
17:37Yes, it does say mass noun in the dictionary for potage,
17:40but as you can have different types of soup,
17:42it's absolutely fine to put an S on, according to countdown rules.
17:45Quite right.
17:46Yes.
17:47Well done.
17:48Good for you.
17:4955 to 40.
17:50And Jonathan?
17:51You're back on then. Come on.
17:53Consonant, please.
17:54Thank you, Jonathan.
17:55R
17:56A vowel.
17:58I
17:59Consonant.
18:01B
18:02Consonant.
18:04T
18:05Vowel.
18:07A
18:08Consonant.
18:10S
18:11Vowel.
18:13E
18:14Consonant.
18:16P
18:18And a final consonant, please.
18:20And a final D.
18:22Countdown.
18:37MUSIC PLAYS
18:55So, Jonathan?
18:56Seven.
18:57Andy?
18:58Eight.
18:59And eight.
19:00Jonathan?
19:01Raised.
19:02And Andy?
19:03Tribades.
19:04Tribades.
19:05Tribades, yes.
19:06Good word.
19:07Lesbians.
19:08And anything else?
19:09Baptised.
19:11Baptised.
19:12So, 63 plays 40,
19:14and now we'll have a numbers game.
19:16One for Andy to play with.
19:18Andy?
19:19I may have two from the top and any other four of your choice, please.
19:22Thank you, Andy.
19:23Two large, four small.
19:24Calming up.
19:25And this round is six, nine, one, two,
19:30and the two from the top, 50 and 25.
19:34And the target, 321.
19:36Three, two, one.
19:37MUSIC PLAYS
20:05Andy?
20:06321.
20:07321.
20:08Jonathan?
20:09Nope.
20:10Nope, didn't get it.
20:11Too far adrift.
20:12Andy?
20:1350 plus one.
20:1651.
20:17Times six.
20:19Times six is 306.
20:25Plus 25.
20:27Plus 25 is 331.
20:32Minus nine.
20:34That's wrong, isn't it?
20:35Yeah, you're wide away, I'm afraid.
20:37Three, two, two.
20:39There we are.
20:40Rachel, down to you.
20:42Three, two, one?
20:43Yeah, a couple of ways of this one.
20:45If you just said 50 minus one for 49,
20:48times that by six, you get 294,
20:51and then 25 add to 27 and add it on for 321.
20:56Yeah, excellent.
20:57Well done, Rachel.
20:58Well done.
21:00But 63 plays 40,
21:02and we go into a teatime teaser, which is Len drags.
21:05And the clue...
21:06Len drags his horse to the vets.
21:09It's very ill.
21:11Len drags his horse to the vets.
21:13It's very ill.
21:15MUSIC PLAYS
21:22APPLAUSE
21:25APPLAUSE
21:32Welcome back. I left you with a clue.
21:34Len drags his horse to the vets.
21:36It's very ill.
21:38Why?
21:40Cos it's got glanders, Susie? Glanders?
21:42Yeah, it's all to do with glands.
21:44Thankfully rare, but a contagious disease affecting horses,
21:48characterised by swellings below the jaw.
21:51And can you catch it from a horse?
21:53No, I think it's amongst horses.
21:55Oh, I see. Fine.
21:57Fine. I wouldn't want to get a touch of glanders.
22:0163 to 40. Andy's there.
22:04Good lead, Andy. But it's not over yet.
22:06Jonathan, let us go.
22:08Thank you. Consonant, please.
22:10Thank you, Jonathan. G.
22:12Vowel.
22:14O.
22:15Consonant.
22:16L.
22:17Consonant.
22:19T.
22:20Vowel.
22:22E.
22:23Consonant.
22:25N.
22:26Consonant.
22:28J.
22:29Vowel.
22:31I.
22:33And a final vowel, please.
22:35And a final A.
22:37And here's the Countdown Clock.
22:52CLOCK TICKS
23:10Well, Jonathan?
23:12Seven.
23:14Andy? Eight.
23:18Jonathan?
23:19Elation.
23:20Elation. Andy?
23:22Legation.
23:24Legation.
23:25Yes.
23:26Pretty good stuff?
23:27Very, very good stuff.
23:29You almost said gelation, which would have been fine as well
23:32for another eight.
23:34Legation is...
23:36Shall we get to it?
23:38A diplomatic minister, especially one below the rank of ambassador,
23:42and their staff.
23:44APPLAUSE
23:47I thought that's where legates lived, in a legation.
23:50It can be.
23:52The second sentence is the official residence of a diplomatic minister.
23:55Absolutely correct.
23:56Anything else, Janet?
23:58Well, I'd jingle for six.
24:00And for seven, genital.
24:05Very good.
24:0771-40 sees Andy in the lead.
24:11Andy, you're back on letters again.
24:13Consonant, please, Rachel.
24:15Thank you, Andy. S.
24:17And another.
24:19N.
24:20And another.
24:22R.
24:23And another.
24:25D.
24:26And a fifth one, please.
24:28T.
24:29And now a vowel.
24:30O.
24:31Another.
24:33I.
24:34Another.
24:36O.
24:37And a final vowel.
24:39And a final U.
24:42Stand by.
24:45MUSIC PLAYS
25:15Andy?
25:16Seven.
25:17Seven. Jonathan?
25:18Seven.
25:19Andy?
25:20Toroids.
25:21And Jonathan?
25:22Indoors.
25:24Thank you. We happy with that?
25:26Yes.
25:28Toroids are figures of toroidal shape.
25:31And toroidal means representing a torus.
25:35I have to keep going through the dictionary here.
25:37And that's a surface or solid formed by rotating a closed curve.
25:41So it's from geometry. Very good.
25:43And anything else?
25:45Jeanette?
25:47The seven riotous.
25:49Mm-hm.
25:50Yep, another seven is torsion,
25:52which is the action of twisting something.
25:54Yeah, torsion. A torsion wrench, I think.
25:57Yeah.
25:58Torsion, yeah.
26:00You're tightening something up. 78 to 47.
26:02Now then, Susie.
26:04What have you got for us today?
26:06Well, I hope I'm not going to be luxist in talking about this today.
26:11But I've been reading the Oxford blog, which I've recommended before,
26:13the Oxford Dictionary's blog.
26:15And they've been looking at the vocabulary that we use to describe men
26:18and, of course, the vocabulary we use to describe women.
26:22And I'm going to talk about men today and women tomorrow.
26:24And you'll see they are actually very different.
26:26And I'm going to start with the term beefcake,
26:28so particularly men who are attractive, well-muscled, etc.
26:32Beefcake all started with cheesecake, actually,
26:34which was used to describe particularly attractive displays of the female form.
26:39And Marlene Dietrich was famously called the supreme empress of cheesecake back in the day.
26:45Beefcake came into being a little bit later, in the 1940s,
26:48to describe displays of muscular male bodies.
26:52And it rose in popularity during the 40s and 50s,
26:55and that coincided, of course, with the allure of Hollywood.
26:58And you had stars such as Tony Curtis, Rock Hudson, Kirk Douglas,
27:02who regularly appeared in shirtless publicity shots.
27:06And about this time, the word hunk came into play as well.
27:10And superheroes were the rage of the day.
27:12Superhero actually is much older. It goes back to at least 1899.
27:16But it was Superman, of course, which came about in the 1930s,
27:20which really propelled the term into stardom.
27:23And the early superheroes were often described as muscle men.
27:26And that was first recorded in 1838 in the work of James Fenimore Cooper,
27:31famous for The Last of the Mohicans.
27:34Earlier than that, the muscle man was called a strong man.
27:37That goes back to the 18th century,
27:39and it was men who particularly displayed their strength professionally,
27:43so in circuses and carnivals, for example.
27:46And it was a circus strong man who also popularised the new idea
27:49of the bodybuilder in the 1800s.
27:52And there were huge bodybuilding competitions.
27:54And in 1901, there was a high point.
27:57It was the first major competition, and that was in London's Royal Albert Hall.
28:01And I mention this because it was interesting.
28:03One of the judges was the author Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
28:06who was a judge at the bodybuilding competition.
28:08So lots and lots of words to describe attractive, as I say, well-muscled men.
28:12And I'll show you the opposite tomorrow when I talk about women.
28:15Can't wait.
28:2078 to 47. Now then, Jonathan, letters game.
28:24Consonant, please.
28:26Thank you, Jonathan. B
28:28Vowel?
28:30I
28:31Consonant?
28:32P
28:33Vowel?
28:35E
28:36Consonant?
28:37R
28:38Consonant?
28:40F
28:41Vowel?
28:43O
28:44A vowel?
28:47E
28:48And a consonant, please.
28:50And the last one, M.
28:52And here's the clock.
29:00CLOCK TICKS
29:25Yes, Jonathan?
29:26Just a six.
29:27And? And six.
29:29Jonathan? Empire.
29:31Empire. Andy? Empire.
29:33Two empires.
29:35Two empires.
29:37Happy enough? Yes. Now, what else have we got?
29:39No, I tried to have re-prime, but...
29:42No, that's it? That was it, yes.
29:44We'll stick with the emperor and his empires.
29:4784 to 53. Andy's there.
29:49Andy, letters game. Last one for today.
29:53Consonant, please, Rachel.
29:55Thank you, Andy. S
29:57Vowel?
29:59A
30:00Consonant?
30:02C
30:03And a vowel?
30:04I
30:05And a consonant?
30:06M
30:07And a vowel?
30:09E
30:10And a consonant?
30:11S
30:12And a vowel?
30:14O
30:15And a consonant.
30:16And the last one, N.
30:18It's Countdown Clock.
30:27CLOCK TICKS
30:50Andy?
30:51Six.
30:53Jonathan?
30:54Seven.
30:55Andy?
30:56Masons.
30:57And Jonathan?
30:58Cinemas.
31:00Cinemas.
31:01Very nice. Excellent.
31:02Very neat. Very neat.
31:04What else have we got? Now, then, Janet?
31:07Seven incomes.
31:09Yep.
31:10Yes, and casinos.
31:12And casinos.
31:14Very good. Bounced up to 60 there, Jonathan.
31:16Well done as you go into the final numbers game.
31:20Jonathan?
31:21Thank you. One from the top, please.
31:23And five of your choice.
31:25Thank you, Jonathan.
31:26One large, five small for today's last numbers game.
31:29And for the last one, they are three, one, nine, two, four,
31:35and the large one, 75.
31:37And your target, 326.
31:39326.
31:55CLOCK TICKS
32:12Jonathan?
32:13I think I've got it. It's not quite properly written down.
32:16Don't worry.
32:18Yes, Andy?
32:19326 written down.
32:20All right. So, come on, then, Jonathan.
32:24I don't know if this is going to work, but 75 plus nine...
32:2775 plus 984.
32:30Times four...
32:31Times by four is 336.
32:34Oh.
32:36I was going to do plus one, but that was wrong.
32:39Oh.
32:40Never mind.
32:41Let's turn to Andy.
32:4375 times four...
32:4475 times four is 300.
32:46Three times nine is 27.
32:48Yep.
32:49And add it on and subtract the one.
32:51326. Well done.
32:52Good stuff.
32:55Well done, Andy.
32:57And here we are, 94 playing 60,
32:59as we sweep into the final round, conundrum time.
33:02Fingers on buzzers, please.
33:04Let's reveal today's Countdown Conundrum.
33:11Quick enough, Andy? Yes?
33:13Quotation.
33:14Quotation.
33:16Let's see whether you're right.
33:18Well done.
33:20Very good. Very good.
33:27First through the 100 again there, Andy, well done.
33:29104, good score and six wins under your belt.
33:32Yeah.
33:33Not bad at all.
33:35Jonathan, you did very well, I must tell you,
33:38because he's a very considerable competitor at the moment.
33:41So it's back to Portsmouth with you,
33:43back to your job in a retail store.
33:46That's right.
33:47Something to do with specs, I think.
33:49That's the one.
33:50You should have gone there yourself, sir.
33:54Who says I didn't?
33:56Who says I didn't?
33:58Take this back with you, with our best wishes,
34:00back to Portsmouth.
34:02And we shall see you tomorrow.
34:04You will.
34:05Look forward to it. Great performance.
34:07Well done. We'll see you tomorrow.
34:09See you two tomorrow, Susie and Janet.
34:11Brilliant stuff.
34:12And Rachel, he's good, isn't he?
34:14He's getting, racking up a few centuries.
34:16He's not doing badly. We'll see you tomorrow, Rachel.
34:18See you tomorrow, same time, same place.
34:20We'll be waiting for you, and you be sure of it.
34:22Good afternoon.
34:33Nine o'clock tonight on Channel 4,
34:35life-affirming business that would break even the most cynical
34:38amongst us, the last step.
34:40We're 24 hours in A&E, dealing time next on 4.
34:48APPLAUSE