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Lud Zbunjen Normalan (118 Epizoda) S4.E22 ∙ Rodjendan
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (118 Epizoda) S4.E22 ∙ Rodjendan
Lud Zbunjen Normalan (118 Epizoda) S4.E22 ∙ Rodjendan

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00:00♪♪
00:08Mmm.
00:10Mmm.
00:12Mmm.
00:14Mmm.
00:16Mmm.
00:18Mmm.
00:20Mmm.
00:22Mmm.
00:24What the hell, man? What are you talking about?
00:27If you were in power, no one would walk the streets alive.
00:30I'd arrest you for everything.
00:32Everything?
00:34This is all bullshit.
00:37What are you doing?
00:39What? What am I doing?
00:41You're eating my honey and nuts.
00:43Mother, this is not normal. Give it to me.
00:46Wait, man. Let me cool down a bit.
00:48This is really good.
00:50Of course it's good, you idiot.
00:53What is this, some kind of world miracle?
00:55Honey like honey, nuts like nuts.
00:58Who the hell eats this Hrcegovac honey?
01:02The whole region, the whole village of Dračevo is eating it.
01:05Who cares where the honey comes from?
01:07And who cares whose pocket the honey is from?
01:10It's all the same crap.
01:13This Bosnian honey is a little overripe.
01:16It pours out all the green flowers.
01:18It works for half an hour,
01:20and the honey is absorbed by the bees.
01:22And this Hrcegovac honey
01:25flies around the whole region.
01:28And the bees eat it,
01:30so that a gram of honey is absorbed.
01:32And what now? We have to watch it, right?
01:34This is eaten only on exceptional occasions.
01:38When you're a thousand percent sure
01:40that you have access to some honey.
01:43Sex.
01:44That's right, you idiot.
01:46Now you're confused.
01:48When this honey is mixed with Bosnian nuts,
01:53it's an aphrodisiac, par excellence.
01:56There is no stronger in the world.
01:58Aphrodisiac?
01:59If it weren't for this combination,
02:01we would never have come to the First World War.
02:04What are you talking about?
02:06What did they teach you in school?
02:09You idiot.
02:12When Austria annexed Bosnia and Herzegovina,
02:16Karl Ludwig, their leader,
02:19tasted this honey,
02:21and saw that there was no better in the world.
02:24He immediately opened the cellars in Popovo Polje.
02:28But our peasants,
02:30Liziguze,
02:32revealed to him the secret of mixing honey and nuts.
02:37One day, this Karl
02:40discovered this combination,
02:43and his nanny, Maria Annunziata,
02:46she was called Mila Zita,
02:49she couldn't believe
02:51how much of this honey
02:54was mixed with Bosnian nuts.
02:57Tell me,
02:58what does this have to do with the First World War?
03:01You don't know how to connect two and two.
03:05As a product of this combination,
03:09after nine months,
03:12who was born?
03:14How do I know who was born?
03:16The one who started the First World War.
03:20If it weren't for this honey and nuts,
03:23Karl wouldn't have jumped Maria
03:26and wouldn't have been born.
03:29And if it weren't for Ferdinand,
03:32Gavrilo Princip wouldn't have had anyone to kill.
03:36If the First World War hadn't started,
03:39it would have been a completely obvious and scientific proof
03:43of the consequences of the events.
03:45Dear God, I would have been killed if you hadn't been a little bit stupid.
03:48Shut up!
03:53Do you need grandpa, nuts and honey?
03:59Do you need your dad to give you a job?
04:04Is it a new youth, madness or joy?
04:11Is it a man and a child, all the way to the sixties?
04:18Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
04:21Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
04:24Everywhere around me, music and women.
04:29I don't like to play, I would like to study.
04:36Questions torture me, they pull me out of the house.
04:42Problems have been solved, but there is no solution.
04:49Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
04:52Madness, madness, madness, madness is normal.
04:55Shut up!
04:58Here you go, two beers.
05:00Marija, this is a non-alcoholic beer.
05:03Is it?
05:05You didn't say anything.
05:07You know what they say about non-alcoholic beer, people?
05:10It's a pity it's expensive.
05:12It doesn't matter, they all taste the same.
05:15It's the same, but not the same.
05:17It's like Pornic listening to what he's doing.
05:21Cheers, bro.
05:24Oh, Rukvash!
05:27First of all, I forbid you to call me that anymore.
05:30Rukvash?
05:32Yes, Rukvash, but without that prologue.
05:35I understand.
05:37And secondly, today is my birthday,
05:40and I want you two to give me something.
05:43Whatever you want, Rukvash.
05:45You're the one in charge.
05:47I want you to give me a day without you.
05:52Rukvash!
05:54Get out of here, I need to talk to Marija.
05:58Is it about Bojan?
06:00Yes, Marija.
06:02He didn't do as I planned that night.
06:05Where did you get drunk?
06:07You left together.
06:09What happened?
06:11You know, I didn't have a condom.
06:13What kind of amateur are you?
06:15Where did you go without a condom?
06:17It's like skiing without a ski.
06:19I don't like condoms either.
06:21Sex with a condom.
06:23It's like washing socks while you're still on your feet.
06:27You haven't practiced one of those two things for years.
06:32First, sex is a total stranger to you.
06:35And second, you washed your socks last time,
06:38only God knows when.
06:40And you stink.
06:42You stink, you stink.
06:44And that on that ear cleaning cloth.
06:48And that after cleaning your ears.
06:50Come on, spill it.
06:52Listen to him.
06:54You know what, Rukvash, you're wrong.
06:57Friends like Refko and me can help you a lot
07:00when it comes to women.
07:02Listen to him.
07:04You two get along with women like me in atomic physics.
07:09That's true.
07:11I never had any success with women.
07:13As soon as I get closer, I have problems with speech.
07:15What kind of problems with speech?
07:17I don't have any.
07:18Okay, Rukvash, that's Refko.
07:20But for example, me.
07:22Maybe you don't know, but in the past,
07:24women used to run after me like crazy.
07:27Women used to run after you.
07:29And when did they stop?
07:31When I stopped stealing their bags.
07:33Get out of here.
07:35Get out of here.
07:37Happy birthday, Rukvash.
07:40We wish you all the best.
07:43How can I help you, Bojan?
07:45I like you.
07:47I really like you.
07:49I'm in a hurry.
07:51Can you help me?
07:53I called her on the phone, but she didn't answer.
07:56You're her father.
07:58How can you help me?
08:00I'm in a hurry.
08:02I'm in a hurry.
08:04I don't know what to say.
08:06I'll think of something.
08:08Today's government
08:10is not able to pave 100 meters of road.
08:14They can't even build a building.
08:17They can't even turn around
08:20what Tito built.
08:22What are you doing?
08:25What am I doing?
08:27I'm peeling potatoes.
08:29Why are you peeling them?
08:31I found them in the bathroom.
08:33I forgot them there.
08:35They're as sharp as a razor.
08:37Are you crazy?
08:39How many times did you shave your bikini zone?
08:42What is a zone?
08:44Bikini! Bikini zone!
08:46I don't know.
08:48Bikini or not,
08:50I know it's as sharp as a razor.
08:52It's easy to say.
08:54Here's our couple.
08:56Where are you?
08:58My dear.
09:00How was it in the playground?
09:02I didn't drink a coffee since this morning.
09:05You did.
09:07If you fall asleep,
09:09I'll zoom in.
09:11What?
09:13What did you say?
09:15Let it go.
09:17Barbara doesn't have a kid.
09:19I have to take care of everything.
09:21I have to take care of everything.
09:23I have to take care of everything.
09:25I have to take care of everything.
09:27Who's to blame?
09:29You and your prejudices.
09:31He's right.
09:33It's a devil's work.
09:35It's a devil's work.
09:37It's never a house.
09:39There's a woman who doesn't have a house
09:41for more than two hours.
09:43And now there's Valera.
09:45No problem.
09:47All day long.
09:49She comes to the house
09:51when everyone's asleep.
09:53I see everything through the keyhole.
09:55It's true, Vala.
09:57She comes late,
09:59but they have rehearsals.
10:01They work until late.
10:03They work.
10:05My son, you have no idea.
10:07I don't know, mom.
10:09God damn you.
10:11What are you doing with that potato?
10:13With that.
10:19Don't worry.
10:21It's all clear.
10:23There will be ten of you.
10:25I'm going to eat first,
10:27then soup,
10:29and finally a birthday cake.
10:31Whose birthday is this?
10:33I stopped counting a few years ago.
10:35Who's coming to your wedding?
10:37No one in particular.
10:39My parents, aunts, uncles.
10:41They're so conservative.
10:43I have to take them out for a birthday.
10:45They have the right to do that.
10:47Okay, whatever.
10:49Do you know who's birthday is today?
10:51Who?
10:53Faruk.
10:55Come on.
10:57You two were born on the same day.
11:01Bojana, I think you should
11:03give Nebal another chance.
11:05What do I know?
11:07I mean, he's not bad,
11:09but it all kind of
11:11fell apart when we left last time.
11:13Listen to that.
11:15I don't know anything about that.
11:17But look at this.
11:19Not only are you born on the same day,
11:21but Faruk is coming here tonight
11:23with his father.
11:25He's taking him out for dinner
11:27to celebrate his birthday.
11:29If that's not fate, I don't know what is.
11:31Are you celebrating dinner here?
11:33Yes.
11:35Why don't we celebrate our birthdays together?
11:37That would be nice.
11:41What do I know?
11:43Maybe we can.
11:45Of course we can.
11:47I'll make a couple of tables for you and your family.
11:49And I'll add a couple of tables
11:51for Faruk and his family.
11:53Come on.
11:55And then you can blow out
11:57birthday candles together.
11:59I don't know.
12:01Come on.
12:03I'm scared.
12:05You know how conservative I am.
12:07My mom thinks I'm innocent.
12:09I don't think he's going to do anything to me.
12:11Faruk?
12:13No, don't worry.
12:15Fazlinović is a terrible conservative.
12:17You'll see.
12:19You and he will make a great couple.
12:23I love this harmonica.
12:25I adore it.
12:27I always wanted to learn how to play harmonica.
12:29But I never had a chance.
12:31Faruk can play harmonica.
12:33He's been playing it since he was a kid.
12:35He can teach you.
12:37Do you know how he plays it?
12:39He's great.
12:41Hey,
12:43let's warm up.
12:45Okay.
12:47I'm counting something.
12:49You know I always count something.
12:51I'm counting.
12:53When you don't count anything, you don't count anything.
12:55You know what, Konta?
12:57It's Rukfaš's birthday.
12:59Do you know how much Rukfaš owes us?
13:01We have to buy him something.
13:03How wouldn't I know?
13:05He owes me 7-8 million.
13:07I don't care how much he owes you.
13:09He has no value in life.
13:11Yes, I've known him since I was a kid.
13:13We have to buy him something.
13:15Of course.
13:17But what would you buy him?
13:19I think we should buy him something.
13:21Something logical.
13:23Something serious.
13:25Come on.
13:33I don't know.
13:35I don't want to give him something serious.
13:37Something after some bullshit.
13:39Something.
13:41I think the most important thing is something.
13:43Oh, yes.
13:45Hey, Reef, I told you about my friend.
13:47He got into a car with corn at full speed.
13:49It was a totally damaged car.
13:51A totally damaged car.
13:53He crashed.
13:55What does that have to do with anything?
13:57It does.
13:59Do you know what Raya brought him for his birthday?
14:01A bag of corn.
14:03He was right.
14:05He died laughing.
14:07He jumped in the wheelchair.
14:09Do you think it was smart
14:11to give Rukfaš a bag of corn?
14:13Why would we give him a bag of corn?
14:15No, no.
14:17Do you know what happened
14:19to Rukfaš?
14:21As far as I know, nothing happened.
14:23Because Rukfaš didn't have a condom.
14:25What do I know?
14:27Let's give him a bag of condoms.
14:29We don't have to give him a bag,
14:31but let's say a big package.
14:33Rukfaš will die laughing.
14:35Rukfaš will make a fool out of us.
14:37We'll teach him a lesson.
14:39Come on.
14:41Hey, Barbara!
14:43Hey, how are you?
14:45Hey, Zumro.
14:47You're home. How are you?
14:49Let me ask you something.
14:51Go ahead.
14:53It's not my place to talk.
14:55Zumro, I'm in a hurry.
14:57If you have something to say, say it.
14:59You know what?
15:01It's not really my place to talk,
15:03but it's not okay
15:05that you don't have a condom at home.
15:07Your little Zumro
15:09doesn't have a condom at home.
15:11She's so small,
15:13it's like she doesn't even have a mother.
15:15What are you talking about?
15:17What do you care what I do?
15:19I'm not talking about me,
15:21but Izet and Damir are talking about you.
15:23You see, Izet is throwing rocks at you.
15:25Izet and Damir?
15:27Bogat, Izet, don't give me advice
15:29about women,
15:31so you know,
15:33I wouldn't be alone with them.
15:35It doesn't matter
15:37Oh,
15:39oh,
15:41quite an ordinary story.
15:43Three Fazlinovićs
15:45at a meeting.
15:47Now that little friend Djebra is here,
15:49I don't need you.
15:51You have a quorum.
15:53Can I tell you that Djebra is a pioneer
15:55even when he's sleeping.
15:57He's much more constructive at meetings
15:59than you've ever been.
16:01Okay, and what's the agenda
16:03of today's meeting?
16:05The love feast of young
16:07Dr. D.
16:09Damir, son,
16:11I've been thinking
16:13since you got married
16:15that we should hire you.
16:17Because you're a horse,
16:19a naive one.
16:21Who has ever seen
16:23an actor get married?
16:25It has to be a crazy man
16:27or some TV celebrity.
16:29Yes, son,
16:31I told you that.
16:33You two are going to give me a lecture
16:35about women.
16:37Two women are running away
16:39from that Suzavac.
16:41When did you have a serious relationship?
16:43Now.
16:45Now I'm on my way
16:47to have a serious relationship with Bojana.
16:49Bojana?
16:51Marina's relative?
16:53Yes.
16:55She's a great girl, isn't she?
16:57She has to be a great girl
16:59because she's not an actress.
17:01They're both actresses.
17:03But tell me,
17:05what is a serious relationship?
17:07You've just met,
17:09you don't know each other.
17:11Tell me, how do you call her?
17:13I'll give you 100 marks.
17:15You call her...
17:17Why do you care?
17:19You don't know her.
17:21The fact that you've been together
17:23doesn't mean you know her better.
17:25What do you know about her?
17:27What?
17:29She's an absolute stranger to us.
17:31She doesn't know anything about us.
17:33That's a different story.
17:35If she knew
17:37only 0.5 percent about us,
17:39she would have
17:41run away from you.
17:43Did she know
17:45that you have a son
17:47from the last marriage?
17:49She doesn't know.
17:51You should have a serious relationship.
17:53Run away, Bojana.
17:55Samir has a child with someone else.
17:57It doesn't matter.
17:59It doesn't matter.
18:01It doesn't matter.
18:03I haven't told her yet.
18:05As soon as I get a chance,
18:07I'll tell her,
18:09Bojana, I have a son.
18:11I'll introduce you to him.
18:13Don't tell her
18:15that you have a serious relationship.
18:17You don't know each other.
18:19It doesn't matter.
18:21Tell her whatever you want,
18:23but I feel
18:25like she's going to tell you something serious.
18:27She will.
18:29I know she will.
18:31Hello, Maria, what's up?
18:33Right now?
18:35I'll be there in three seconds.
18:37Maria set me up
18:39with Bojana.
18:43Oh, Levat,
18:45dear brother,
18:47Olaf has a serious relationship,
18:49and Maria is setting him up for a meeting
18:51at the elementary school.
18:53When we get to your relationship,
18:55son,
18:57this actress of yours
18:59has a thousand percent chance.
19:01Watch out
19:03what your grandpa tells you.
19:05Don't be a fool, Maria.
19:07I'll sue the price tag.
19:09It's better for me to be a fool
19:11than to be without a price tag.
19:13Wait, let me tell you why we need it.
19:15We want to buy a handkerchief
19:17as a birthday present.
19:19What did you agree to buy him?
19:21A condom.
19:23I know. And?
19:25I agreed to buy him a big pack of condoms.
19:27A good fool, right?
19:29Good?
19:31Who would have thought you two could have a sense for humor?
19:33We do, but we don't have the money.
19:35We still need the price tag to buy him that.
19:37When he's a good fool,
19:39he doesn't regret it, Maria.
19:41But give it back to me tomorrow.
19:43What do you mean, tomorrow?
19:45I'll give it to you the day after tomorrow.
19:47I'm just telling you, it's a big deal.
19:51Hey!
19:53Handkerchief!
19:55Oh, horsey!
19:57Did I forbid you to call me that?
19:59You didn't.
20:01You forbade me to say, oh.
20:03You didn't even mention it.
20:05Okay, then go back to, oh, oh, oh, oh.
20:07All right, handkerchief,
20:09if it suits you, I'll make amends.
20:13Maria, what did you call me?
20:15Bojana was here today.
20:17And?
20:19It's her birthday.
20:21The same day as our birthday?
20:23The same day?
20:25Well, it's her birthday.
20:27I don't know anything about her.
20:29That doesn't matter now.
20:31Listen, she agreed to celebrate her birthday here
20:33with Rodbin and her parents.
20:35All right, but how do I fit in?
20:37You fit in because I agree
20:39that you also agreed
20:41to celebrate Izet's birthday here
20:43because it's your birthday, too.
20:45Oh, Maria, you shouldn't have.
20:47I improvised too quickly.
20:49I said what came to my mind first.
20:51All right, and?
20:53What and?
20:55Celebrate your birthday together.
20:57Oh, Maria, that's really good.
20:59Just watch out for Faruk, please.
21:01His parents are terribly conservative.
21:03Terribly.
21:05Watch your behavior.
21:07Izet will definitely warn you.
21:09And you should dress up nicely.
21:11If you have a tie, it would be great.
21:13I have, I have.
21:15You know how I look?
21:17I look like a real actor.
21:19There you go, actor.
21:21I tied you up again.
21:23Now it's your turn.
21:25Oh, Maria.
21:27I don't know what to buy her.
21:29I don't know what she likes.
21:31What are her interests?
21:33What does she collect?
21:35Mouth harmonica.
21:37What's mouth harmonica?
21:39She said today that she really wants
21:41to learn how to play mouth harmonica.
21:43That's a great gift.
21:45Mouth harmonica.
21:47It's a deal.
21:53That was great.
21:55This mouth harmonica is really cheap.
21:59Let's see how it sounds.
22:01Let's see.
22:11It really sounds good.
22:13Wait a minute.
22:15Let's pack it.
22:23How much is this paper?
22:27Where's the harmonica?
22:29Let's see.
22:41Maria.
22:43Hello.
22:45When did you move it?
22:47The intellectuals bought it.
22:49It's a big package, 25 pieces.
22:51Don't say that.
22:53If I had given it to him 40 years ago,
22:55it would have been the end of my life.
22:57We'll give it to him.
22:59You have to pack it now.
23:01Maria, it's a great package.
23:03I'm sure of it.
23:05Pack it in this gift wrapping paper.
23:07So he doesn't know what it is.
23:09He'll unwrap it and be surprised.
23:13That's a great idea.
23:15It's almost like I came up with it.
23:17Let's pack it in the studio.
23:21What a delegate.
23:27I packed it nicely.
23:31I just need her sweet lips
23:33to kiss my gift.
23:37I'll see him here tonight.
23:43Rukfas, where are you?
23:45Rukfas.
23:47What are you two doing here?
23:49We're here, Rukfas.
23:51Ref, what are we here for?
23:53We're here to prepare for the show.
23:55That's right.
23:57We're here to prepare for the show.
23:59You're here at 5 p.m.
24:01to prepare for the show
24:03which is at 3 a.m.
24:05I have work to do.
24:07Let me tell you something, Rukfas.
24:09Because of our failure,
24:11there's a studio-like failure.
24:13Don't bother me too much.
24:15I have to go to Isata.
24:19Did we play this?
24:21I was so into it
24:23that I forgot why we're here.
24:25To pack the condoms.
24:27You know what, Refko?
24:29What?
24:31How are we going to pack a gift
24:33if we don't have wrapping paper?
24:35I don't give a shit about wrapping paper.
24:37Listen, I have two brands.
24:39You'll have enough.
24:41Run and buy wrapping paper.
24:43Where can I find wrapping paper?
24:45You should look for it
24:47where they sell wrapping paper.
24:49That's logical.
24:53Look.
24:55Look at the wrapping paper.
24:59That's the real wrapping paper.
25:01I sent it to Refko.
25:03I'll wrap it in this one.
25:07Old man, get up.
25:09I'm taking you out for dinner.
25:19To the church.
25:21Come on, get up.
25:23Get dressed.
25:25My heart is pounding.
25:27Listen, old man.
25:29It's Bojan's birthday today
25:31and he's taking his parents out for dinner.
25:33It's my birthday today
25:35and I'm taking you out for dinner.
25:37Let's all go to the church together.
25:39When are we leaving?
25:41In an hour.
25:43I want you here with everyone.
25:45No!
25:47Comfortably.
25:49Excuse me.
25:51Excuse me.
25:53I'm taking him out for dinner.
25:55I'll take a little more
25:57of that Ferdizian
25:59for chewing.
26:01I'll take that man.
26:03That man
26:05will be back tomorrow.
26:07I'll have a little
26:09of this.
26:13Here he is.
26:15Now he looks like a real gift.
26:17Maybe because he is a real gift.
26:19I'll put him here in the bench
26:21and we just have to wait
26:23for the right moment.
26:25The more the better.
26:27Let's have a beer.
26:29You deserve it.
26:37Bojan, Zlato.
26:39Those two seats.
26:41Does anyone else want to join us?
26:43A friend of mine is coming.
26:45He is celebrating his birthday.
26:47You can join us.
26:49That's beautiful.
26:51He is a very nice man.
26:53A very nice person.
26:55He will come here with his father.
26:57That is Mr. Paracelanus.
26:59They are just coming.
27:07Now you will sit here.
27:09And please,
27:11not on the whole family.
27:13Those are heavy cans.
27:15So, no vulgarity.
27:19I am in such a shock
27:21that I can't speak.
27:23Did you hear that?
27:25Come in front of me.
27:29Good evening.
27:35You two are in the diagonal.
27:39Diagonals don't mean vulgarity.
27:41Damir, you don't have to yell.
27:43I know everything.
27:45What do you know?
27:47I don't understand you.
27:49I heard everything you said today.
27:51What did we say?
27:53We didn't say anything.
27:55Damir, I know about the baby.
27:57What baby?
27:59Your baby.
28:01It's not a baby.
28:03It's a baby with another woman.
28:05What baby?
28:07Don't be crazy.
28:09Be a man now.
28:13Bojana, son.
28:15Your aunt and I have been thinking
28:17about what to give you.
28:19I hope you will like the gift
28:21we have chosen for you.
28:33Maria,
28:35can I ask you something?
28:37Yes, of course.
28:39Is Faruk
28:41and Bojana
28:43having an affair?
28:45I don't know.
28:47I really don't know.
28:49But I know that Faruk
28:51is a very nice young man.
28:53It seems so.
28:57And the one with the cup is his son
28:59and his dream.
29:01Damir is a doctor.
29:03A plastic surgeon.
29:05By the way,
29:07it's a family
29:09without any excesses.
29:11That means
29:13that you don't have a child
29:15from the first marriage.
29:17Honey, I don't know what you heard
29:19but you heard it wrong.
29:21I don't have a second child.
29:23I'm sure there was some misunderstanding.
29:25Hey, Damir.
29:27I can't recognize you.
29:29Do we know each other?
29:31Of course we know each other.
29:33Excuse me?
29:35This is a lie.
29:37Barbie!
29:39I'm sorry, but I hope
29:41this isn't because of me.
29:43Honey, what are you talking about?
29:45I'm Dayana.
29:47I'm from a small hotel in Grona.
29:49I told you nicely.
29:51You're the father of one of my children.
29:53Oh, fuck.
29:55Barbie!
29:57Barbara!
29:59Barbie!
30:01Oh, my family.
30:03Those two.
30:05They fought in the bar.
30:07It's a scandal.
30:09Now, me and my aunt.
30:11Our dear Boyana.
30:13Your aunt and I decided
30:15to give you a little trip
30:17for your birthday.
30:19Here in this envelope
30:21is a card.
30:23I hope you'll like the destination
30:25we chose just for you.
30:33What's the matter?
30:35I have a problem.
30:37I think I drank
30:39too much honey.
30:41I'm so glad.
30:43What are you glad about?
30:45It's a serious problem.
30:47I told you
30:49they took it very seriously.
30:51My pants are wet.
30:53They'll spray me with everything.
30:55Good morning.
30:57Seven days in Dubrovnik.
30:59You're so beautiful.
31:01A beautiful gift.
31:03Beautiful.
31:05I think we're done with gifts.
31:07No, we're not.
31:09Faruk didn't give his gift.
31:11I know what he bought for you.
31:13You'll throw it away.
31:15Faruk, I needed something from you, too.
31:17It's not nice.
31:19It all turned out so fast.
31:21It's nothing, Boyana.
31:23It's nothing special.
31:25It's a little present.
31:27It's a gift for other people.
31:29I'll take it.
31:33Faruk, son, get up.
31:35I don't want to blush because of you.
31:37Take it.
31:39I'll take it.
31:41Get up, son.
31:43It's for you.
31:45Boyana,
31:47this is my little gift.
31:49This is a candle.
31:51I know
31:53this doesn't mean anything to many people.
31:55But I know
31:57many people use this.
31:59I use this every day.
32:01Boyana,
32:03I know
32:05this is
32:07necessary for you, too.
32:09I know it's your lifelong wish
32:11to put your sweet lips
32:13on this
32:15gift.
32:17I just hope
32:19this gift will
32:21suit you
32:23well.
32:25But from
32:27my
32:2930 years of experience,
32:31I'm sure
32:33it will suit you.
32:35Mara, you have to react quickly.
32:37Faruk will give her our condoms.
32:39We bought those condoms.
32:41I wrapped them in paper.
32:43Are you saying Faruk is holding
32:45condoms in paper?
32:47I'm sure they're condoms.
32:49I wrapped them.
32:51I'm sure they're condoms.
32:53I'm sure they're condoms.
32:55I'm sure they're condoms.
32:57Boyana,
32:59if you really want this gift,
33:01I hope
33:03it will
33:05suit you well.
33:07I just have to warn you,
33:09it's not easy
33:11to start with this.
33:13You'll need a lot of practice
33:15to master
33:17all the techniques
33:19of this gift.
33:21But I'm sure, Boyana,
33:23with your talent,
33:25your ability,
33:27your sweet lips
33:29will always be in love
33:31with this little gift
33:33until death
33:35separates us.
33:37Boyana, in the end,
33:39I can help you
33:41with breathing
33:43and practicing
33:45how to hold a larynx
33:47so I can get to know the subject.
33:49Faruk, can you come here for a second?
33:51Wait, I have to give Boyana a gift.
33:53Faruk, come here for a second.
33:55I have to give her a gift.
33:57What does Boyana have to give you?
33:59Those are condoms.
34:01I don't care.
34:03She's just confused.
34:05What she's holding is a condom,
34:07not a harmonica.
34:09Then where's the harmonica?
34:11I sent John to the studio to find it.
34:13Here it is.
34:15Take it.
34:17Give it to me.
34:19What's wrong?
34:21Look at him.
34:23What's wrong with him?
34:25It's a long story.
34:27This was for Vlaka.
34:29I'm lucky I didn't think
34:31Boyana would give this to me.
34:33What kind of family is this?
34:35It's full of condoms.
34:37I don't know how lucky he is
34:39to have a condom for a friend.
34:41I don't know.
34:45That's right, Fazlinović.
34:47We need it in large quantities.
34:53There's something
34:55wrong with Fazlinović.
34:57He doesn't go out
34:59with women.
35:01He goes to Bogdan Damir.
35:03Actually, he was there
35:05in the evening.
35:07I don't know why.
35:09I don't know either.
35:11I don't know either.
35:13Actually, he was there in the evening.
35:15I don't know either.
35:17I don't know either.
35:19I don't know, but I know.
35:21There's someone
35:23from the outside.
35:25There's someone from the outside.
35:27Let him go.
35:29He's talking nonsense.
35:31Who? Barbara?
35:33Barbara is innocent.
35:35You can say whatever you want,
35:37but I know everything.
35:39He has a nose for those things.
35:41She's a fan of our jam.
35:43He goes to her.
35:45She said it so stupidly.
35:47You're the father of a mob ghetto
35:49that it had to end with a condom.
35:51Let him have the condom.
35:53It's not because of that.
35:55I told her I caught him lying.
35:57It would make it easier for me to leave him.
35:59Let it go.
36:01I'm tired of your nonsense.
36:03Do you want to go?
36:05I don't know.
36:07Come on.
36:11Trajla B, Trajla B.
36:13Refko and Chombe are throwing bombs.
36:15For those who have just joined us,
36:17let's repeat.
36:19Today's topic is condoms.
36:21We only remember Idriz from Bistrik,
36:23who poetically said
36:25that having sex with a condom
36:27is like smelling a rose
36:29through a gas mask.
36:31Or, for example,
36:33Ređo from Vogošće,
36:35who said,
36:37when a parachute breaks,
36:39you get life.
36:41As you can see,
36:43we have a listener.
36:45Chombe, I use a condom all the time,
36:47and I feel completely protected
36:49from AIDS.
36:51Congratulations.
36:53So you use it all the time?
36:55All day long.
36:57I'm afraid of AIDS,
36:59and I don't take it off.
37:01I only take it off when I have sex.
37:03I don't miss anything.
37:05Well done.
37:07As you can see,
37:09we have another call.
37:11Chombe, I see you're an expert.
37:13May God explain to you
37:15whether men or women use condoms?
37:17First of all,
37:19I would like to thank you for this expert.
37:21And the answer is,
37:23men use condoms.
37:25My wife is really stupid.
37:27What?
37:29She went to the sea alone
37:31and took 20 condoms.
37:33What will she do?
37:35I can tell you,
37:37your wife is stupid.
37:39Here you go.
37:41I've been doing this show for two hours.
37:43How could she take this gift wrapping paper?
38:05Let me live.
38:07Just let me survive.
38:09A little passion hurts.
38:11Life is to be afraid.

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