فيلم Mickey Mouse Trap صوفى ماكلنتوش و سايمون فيليبس مترجم
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00:00:00It's Friday the 13th of March. Time is 834. Detective Cole and Detective Marsh for witness
00:00:10interview of one Rebecca. Stop. Stop what? Playing this one by the books. It's not gonna
00:00:19be that kind of night. Is that right? Bet your ass it is. It's your ass you should be
00:00:26concerned about. A lot of people are dead and a lot more want to know why. Right now.
00:00:33Why? It's not nearly as interesting as how. Okay. We can start there. Cause now that we've
00:00:40got ads up. Is that right? That's right young lady. A bunch of people are dead. No consistent
00:00:47eyewitness statements about what happened or even who the killer was. And then there's
00:00:53you. The miracle survivor. You don't wanna know. Oh we do. Help yourself Rebecca. I'm
00:01:02trying to help you too. How so? By saying nothing. Cause once you know you can't unknow.
00:01:11We'll take our chances. You're sure? Alright. We can do this all night. But you're not leaving
00:01:20that cell without telling us what happened and who the killer was. Or we're charging you for
00:01:25the multiple murders. If I tell you I'm dead. We can help you with that. Then you're dead too.
00:01:31Okay. Let's slow this down. Start from the beginning. Okay. I warned you.
00:02:51Chase it. What happens when you're hustling the city with me?
00:02:57When I'm slow, feeling tired, giving nothing. I just wanna feel your face.
00:03:06I wonder why you've been out that much. Cause I never got my coke to.
00:03:14I wonder why you've been out that much. Cause I never got my coke to.
00:03:18I wonder why you've been out that much.
00:03:39Oh no. Okay. And then what happened? I have a fire truck but Jessie wanted her ice cream but she
00:03:46didn't want to play near her friend because Jack smells bad. But I don't even like Jack.
00:03:52Do you have my water bottle? No. I don't have your water bottle. I'm sorry. But I can get you water.
00:03:58Do you have a boyfriend? No. Why? Do you want to be my boyfriend? No.
00:04:07Okay. No. That's okay. That's fine. You need to date someone your own age.
00:04:13That's what my mom says to my dad. She says he's pathetic and needs to get a life.
00:04:20Oh no. That's horrible.
00:04:23Don't you get it? You need to date someone your own age, loser.
00:04:29Please be careful. Yeah, mom. Come pick me up.
00:04:35I've seen some rejections in my time but man, that was hard to watch.
00:04:39Shut up.
00:04:42Miss Alex? Yes, Rachel?
00:04:45Joseph pushed me. Oh, well, maybe don't play near Joseph right now, okay?
00:04:49Can you do something about it?
00:04:52Uh, yeah. I will definitely talk to him when I see him.
00:04:56Message?
00:04:59Well, what would you like me to do, Rachel? Just kill him.
00:05:04Rachel, don't say that.
00:05:07I don't want to say it. Just do it.
00:05:15Jesus.
00:05:17Ah, kids today, huh?
00:05:19Yeah, a little excessive.
00:05:21Yeah, indeed.
00:05:22Must have been different in the 1940s.
00:05:26Oh, ouch.
00:05:27She's kidding. I'm not.
00:05:31You know what? It was a simpler time. The younglings respected their elders.
00:05:36Oh, wow. That was then. This is now, grandpa.
00:05:40Ah, speaking of now.
00:05:41No, no, no, no, no. Please, we close in like 15 minutes.
00:05:44Praise. We just got a last minute booking.
00:05:48I'm going to need two of you to stay.
00:05:50You've got to be kidding me.
00:05:52Please tell me this is the famous British sarcasm that you always use but we never really understand.
00:05:57No, the call just came...
00:05:59Wait a minute, you don't understand my sarcasm?
00:06:02We don't.
00:06:03But it sounds really, really nice with your accent.
00:06:09Well, I...
00:06:11Nice try. I still need you both to stay.
00:06:17Okay. How many?
00:06:19It's not bad. Eight of them. And only for three hours.
00:06:24Yeah, I guess it's not that bad.
00:06:26And it's double time.
00:06:29Okay, well, we like that.
00:06:32But do we actually have to, like, stay? Like, for real, though?
00:06:36Oh, I suppose if I think about it, I could find a way to pay you double time and just have you do none of the work.
00:06:41That would be great.
00:06:42Yeah, no, I'm sensing that famous British sarcasm.
00:06:47Sharp cookie over here.
00:06:49Come on, I know it's been a long day, ladies, but I tell you what, you don't have to clean the slush machine.
00:06:55We're supposed to clean the slush machine?
00:06:57Funny.
00:06:58Okay, sounds good. I'll text you when I look up.
00:07:03Speaking of texting, Janet, would you do me a favor and try and look like you work for me?
00:07:09What? I am.
00:07:12And don't forget to clock out, otherwise I don't pay you at all.
00:07:15Yeah, we got it.
00:07:16Thank you, ladies.
00:07:18God, I hate rich kids who can afford to hire out this whole place.
00:07:22Yeah, but it's double time, and I could really use the cash.
00:07:27I can never tell if he's joking.
00:07:29About double time?
00:07:30About cleaning the slush machine.
00:07:32Jayna.
00:07:33Relax, bro, it's a joke. I clean it.
00:07:37Sometimes.
00:07:40Okay, well, you're a fan of easy money, right?
00:07:42I mean, how hard can it be?
00:07:47Yeah, no one can locate Mr. Collins.
00:07:51Who?
00:07:53The manager. Is his body somewhere else?
00:07:57I have no idea what happened to him.
00:08:00I saw something. God knows what that was.
00:08:08Do you think the killer is Tim Collins?
00:08:12Look, I have no clue what happened to him.
00:08:15For all I know, he went and got pissed. Maybe he fucked off to Vegas.
00:08:19Maybe he watched a movie that changed his life.
00:08:21No.
00:08:51No.
00:09:22Hello?
00:09:39Hello?
00:09:43Hello?
00:09:45Alex?
00:09:48Jayna?
00:09:52Hello?
00:10:07Hey!
00:10:09Lucy!
00:10:21Stop messing around!
00:10:27Hello?
00:10:29Hello?
00:10:35Alex?
00:10:37Jaina?
00:10:48I can see you.
00:10:51Do you wanna see me?
00:10:57Do you wanna see what I see?
00:11:22Jaina!
00:11:24Come on, let's take a break.
00:11:26This will be one less thing we have to do later.
00:11:29You know, those kids are just gonna make a mess again.
00:11:34You know, if Mike sees you doing that, he's gonna kill you.
00:11:39How would he see?
00:11:42Um, the cameras?
00:11:45He doesn't check them.
00:11:47Do you wanna have this?
00:11:48No, I'm good.
00:11:52So, what's going on with you?
00:11:54Like, what's new with Alex?
00:11:56Like, I care. You know that, right?
00:12:00I'm sorry, what?
00:12:02What?
00:12:04Where...
00:12:05Where is this coming from?
00:12:06Bitch, please. I've had your back since day one.
00:12:09I know everything there is to know about Alex.
00:12:15Then?
00:12:16Then!
00:12:17I was just about to say that.
00:12:19Yeah...
00:12:20What...
00:12:21What is happening?
00:12:23What?
00:12:25This...
00:12:26Like, what is happening right now?
00:12:28I just want you to know that I got you.
00:12:31And if you ever needed anything,
00:12:34anything at all,
00:12:35I would do that for you.
00:12:37My friend.
00:12:38Maybe my best friend.
00:12:40Jaina...
00:12:42Do you need something?
00:12:44Girl...
00:12:46Do you need something?
00:12:48Girl...
00:12:49Hear me out.
00:12:50There's this boy.
00:12:52Oh, here we go. Yep.
00:12:54What? You don't even know.
00:12:56You wanna leave me here with eight rich kids so you can go meet a guy?
00:12:59Oh, you do know. Damn.
00:13:01Jaina, please.
00:13:02Hold on. I'll just pop out and be right back.
00:13:07Really?
00:13:08I will!
00:13:09Mm-hmm.
00:13:10And if I don't, you don't have to clock me out.
00:13:13You know I want the bills.
00:13:16Yeah, if there is something you want more than a guy, it is money.
00:13:21So...
00:13:24Fine.
00:13:25But you have to come back immediately after. You have to help me clean up.
00:13:28I will.
00:13:30Jaina.
00:13:31I will. I swear.
00:13:33Okay.
00:13:34I love you so much.
00:13:36Alex...
00:13:40Fenn.
00:13:41Jesus Christ, Jaina. Alex Fenn.
00:13:43Sorry, I know a lot of Alex's.
00:13:45Most of them are guys, by the way.
00:13:47Yeah. Yeah, alright. Go.
00:13:50Well, I can wait a bit.
00:13:52Go, please, before I change my mind.
00:13:54I love you.
00:13:55Love you.
00:13:56Mm-hmm. Yeah, yeah.
00:13:58Alright. He better be worth it.
00:13:59He totally won't be.
00:14:01I'll be back.
00:14:04She's not coming back.
00:14:13I love you.
00:14:19I love you.
00:14:44I'm coming. I'm coming.
00:14:52Hello, Funhaven.
00:14:57Hello?
00:15:01Help us with something.
00:15:03How do you know she got the call?
00:15:06She told me.
00:15:08She was freaked out by it.
00:15:09Well, here's the problem.
00:15:11We have all the calls in and out.
00:15:13And the whole building didn't get a single call all night.
00:15:16So?
00:15:17So why would Alex make something like that up?
00:15:20I don't know. Ask Alex.
00:15:26Fine.
00:15:28So who was this mystery caller?
00:15:30I mean, did they say anything?
00:15:32Nothing. He didn't say a word.
00:15:35He didn't say a single word?
00:15:38Nothing.
00:15:42And how did you know it was a he?
00:15:44What?
00:15:45You said he didn't say one word.
00:15:48Would you like me to play the tape back?
00:15:50That's what Alex said.
00:15:52Really?
00:15:54If you don't believe me, again,
00:15:58you can ask Alex.
00:16:11Alex?
00:16:28Jayna?
00:16:42Mike?
00:16:44Is that you?
00:17:12Surprise!
00:17:15Wait. What's going on?
00:17:17Surprise, gorgeous. We got this huge party for you.
00:17:20We got drinks. We got friends. We got cake.
00:17:22We got anything that you want.
00:17:25What? What?
00:17:27We're your last-minute private birthday party.
00:17:30Will you come?
00:17:31No.
00:17:32No.
00:17:33No.
00:17:34No.
00:17:35No.
00:17:36No.
00:17:37No.
00:17:38No.
00:17:39No.
00:17:40No.
00:17:41No.
00:17:42No.
00:17:43No.
00:17:44We're your birthday party.
00:17:46Well, your birthday party.
00:17:48But you realize my birthday isn't for, like, a whole two weeks, right?
00:17:53Yeah, well, if we did it then, it wouldn't have been a surprise.
00:17:57You guys are crazy.
00:18:00But, Jackie, your birthday's before mine.
00:18:02Um-hum.
00:18:09the birthdays here as kids and seeing as you're saying goodbye to childhood, I figured it just
00:18:13made sense. Hey, I said you prefer a strip club. Any excuse to go to a strip club, right, Paul?
00:18:19Hey, you were into it. Is that keeping it a secret? Um, well, that is very dramatic, Ryan, but
00:18:26I don't know, also kind of true. Hi! Alex, seriously, you're the best of us. You deserve
00:18:33the best party that we can throw. And you guys got Marcus to come out. Yeah, I mean, well, it's
00:18:40kind of his idea, but... But, you know, if I really am a birthday girl, maybe, I don't know, you can
00:18:49get me a real drink? On it. Thank God. I need another shot. I think you're good. I think you've
00:18:55had enough. This was really sweet of you. Thank you. Well, I promised you I would. What? Remember
00:19:09on our eighth birthday, you said we'd have all our birthdays here? Oh my God, yeah, no, we did.
00:19:16I love that you remember that. And, um, thank you for bringing everyone. Hey, Ryan's Triple
00:19:24Ryan Whiskey is coming right up, just for you. Oh, I didn't invite Ryan. This is for you? Yeah,
00:19:33no, I, uh, I kind of figured he invited himself. Could have been worse. He wanted to bring the
00:19:38whole hockey team. What can I say, man? I like to party, all right? Okay, birthday girl, let's cut
00:19:45this cake. Um, okay, who and why? Quinn. Paul will literally put anything in his mouth. Oh, okay,
00:19:58yeah, I wish I never had that imagery. Right, ow, drinking game, let's do this right now. We just
00:20:15got here. Give her a minute. Oh my gosh, guys, it's a law when you start the party. That is in
00:20:19no way a law. Dude, shut up, you wankstain. Oh, chill, you said. How about we let the birthday
00:20:24girl decide? Okay, okay, okay, you know? All right, let me show you how it's fucking done.
00:20:32Get out of the way here. Boom. Motherfucker. We get it. Bunch of kids taking advantage,
00:20:41drinking too much, fucking around with a good excuse of a birthday,
00:20:46but everyone was in the same room, right? Is that a yes for the tape?
00:20:56Yes. Thanks, but help me out. You're, you're getting along. You're all friends,
00:21:04so why did you guys split up? Split up? The group separated a little.
00:21:12Yeah, it's a party. We're not gonna sit in a circle. Why not? Because we're not nine years
00:21:19old. I'm sure you boys have heard of group dynamics, those existing groups of close friends
00:21:24too. Yeah, we know what that is. Oh, thank God. And what it means. Someone didn't like someone.
00:21:32And another word for that is motive. And I'm sure you've heard of that word,
00:21:36even if you're a nine-year-old. So? So who didn't like who and why?
00:21:46Danny. All right, we're listening.
00:21:53Too much for you? I like the game,
00:22:10until Ryan decides to make it an actual competition. He's intense.
00:22:15If by intense you mean, a boy most likely to kill someone in a road rage accident?
00:22:31He means well. He means to get her drunk.
00:22:37Eh, same thing. It's really not.
00:22:43Hey, it's not a bad tactic. Think you'll enjoy jail, Paul?
00:22:47Hard to say. Come find me.
00:22:54Come find me. Look at what you're looking for.
00:22:57What? She's not drunk?
00:23:08Well, she was a bit of a whore. So you know what? She's actually perfect for you, Paul.
00:23:13Well, ladies, gentlemen, excuse me. I'll be right back.
00:23:21And he's dead. What?
00:23:23Like if he was in a horror movie, you'd never say, I'll be right back.
00:23:28Because then you don't. You just die.
00:23:33You know, I used to think you were just a little quirky, but.
00:23:36Total serial killer vibes, right? Yes.
00:23:41Totally. Danny, stop smoking in here.
00:23:45It's a vape.
00:23:46It's a vape.
00:23:53That's what I'm fucking talking about. Did you see that motherfucking shit?
00:23:59Fuck you. Let's fucking go.
00:24:03Wait, Marcus? What?
00:24:07Someone said Marcus was a serial killer. They said he had serial killer vibes.
00:24:12Really? It was a joke.
00:24:15It's not when there's a bunch of dead bodies.
00:24:17Surely Marcus isn't a suspect, given what happened?
00:24:21We didn't think so. But should we be thinking that?
00:24:25I'm not going to tell you what to think.
00:24:29You weren't there, so I'm assuming somebody told you.
00:24:32Yes. Who?
00:24:35One of the girls. Which one?
00:24:38Which one? One of the dead ones.
00:24:43You feel a little obstructed.
00:24:44Funny, because I'm trying to tell you what happened and you keep stopping me.
00:24:50Go on, Rebecca.
00:25:03Come and find me.
00:25:07You all ready to watch this shit? Watch this. Oh, yeah. Here we go. Fucking. Fuck.
00:25:29Oh, no, no, no, no, no. If my boss sees that, he's going to kill me.
00:25:33Relax. We are the private party.
00:25:35No, he thinks we're eight kids and he definitely doesn't think I'm drinking.
00:25:39And he's definitely going to fire me if he ever finds out.
00:25:42So. Oh, yeah, dude. No. Yeah.
00:25:45Oh, you bet your fucking ass it is, dude. Yeah.
00:25:49Yeah. Just get him here and consider it done.
00:25:52What's the deal with this guy, Marcus?
00:25:54He's a douchebag.
00:25:55So we're roughing him up because he's a douchebag.
00:25:58Well, not just that. He's kind of talking to her boys, girl.
00:26:01Well, he's talking to Jennifer.
00:26:03No, no, no, not his main. No, no. He's talking to his backup chick.
00:26:08Oh, he is a douche. Yeah.
00:26:11What kind of guy hits on another guy's backup girl?
00:26:15Only mindless douchebags.
00:26:21Where are they?
00:26:22Funhaven.
00:26:23Oh, that's Tim Collins's place.
00:26:25Who's Tim Collins?
00:26:26He's our old captain from the 90s. He's one of us.
00:26:30Nice.
00:26:30Yeah, he took a few pucks to the head, though.
00:26:39Hazing?
00:26:39Several of Ryan's hockey teammates said that he wanted a few guys to teach Marcus a lesson.
00:26:45A lesson in what?
00:26:47In who deserved Alex's affection, I guess.
00:26:50So, bullies, you mean?
00:26:54Apparently.
00:26:56I didn't know about that. Is that who did this?
00:26:59No.
00:27:01I don't understand.
00:27:02It wasn't them. Because the boys that volunteered for that little mission
00:27:06didn't make it to the Funhouse.
00:27:07What happened to them?
00:27:09Oh, you don't know?
00:27:11Why would I know?
00:27:12Well, you seem to know just about everything else.
00:27:14Everything that happened inside Funhouse?
00:27:17Just thought we'd ask.
00:27:19So what happened to them?
00:27:21Another few dead bodies to add to the pile.
00:27:26Well, you know what they say about bullies, Detective.
00:27:29What's that?
00:27:30They only respond to strength.
00:27:38Okay, yeah, I'll talk to you later, man.
00:27:40Okay.
00:27:43Hey.
00:27:44What's up?
00:27:45No phones.
00:27:47Oh, oh, yeah.
00:27:49Ready?
00:27:50Phone's in the bag, right now.
00:27:51Actually, my mom might need to call me.
00:27:55Your phone, bag, now.
00:27:57Right here, come on.
00:27:58Ryan, if he needs to keep his phone, he can.
00:28:03You know what?
00:28:05No.
00:28:06She'll be fine, few hours.
00:28:08Phone, phone.
00:28:10Where, uh, where's Pauly and Jackie?
00:28:13Whatever they're doing does not involve their phones.
00:28:16It probably does.
00:28:17This is eww.
00:28:20I like this, the no phones.
00:28:22Yeah, that's old school.
00:28:23Yeah.
00:28:25Oh, and let's make it interesting.
00:28:27First one to go for their phones has to buy a round of drinks.
00:28:31Speaking of shots, come here, I want to show you something.
00:28:34Drink, drink, drink, drink.
00:28:36Oh, look, connect four.
00:28:43Becca, take a day off from hating everything.
00:28:45I'm not.
00:28:47It's true, babe.
00:28:47Would it kill you to smile?
00:28:49Just, like, think of something you love.
00:28:57Oh, wow.
00:29:00Shut up.
00:29:01Hey, it's fine.
00:29:02We all love something we can't have.
00:29:06You know what?
00:29:06We can't have a drink.
00:29:08Yes, we can.
00:29:22Wait, hold on.
00:29:24Do you have protection?
00:29:25I don't have any.
00:29:28Relax, I'm clean.
00:29:29Well, I might not be.
00:29:31Really?
00:29:34You're unbelievable.
00:29:45Hello?
00:29:50Stop, stop.
00:29:51Who's there?
00:29:55Oh, my God.
00:30:02Fuck.
00:30:05Well, looks like the boys are buying the drinks all night.
00:30:08Rematch now.
00:30:09Do we look stupid?
00:30:11We already won with more to gain.
00:30:13A bet is a bet.
00:30:14They got us.
00:30:15Let's do the honorable thing and not be sore losers.
00:30:19Oh, fuck that, man.
00:30:22I mean, guys, all right?
00:30:24Good game.
00:30:25It's smooth, right?
00:30:30Wait, I thought Marcus had a crush on Alex.
00:30:35A lot of people had a crush on Alex.
00:30:37Who else had a crush?
00:30:40Oh, I see.
00:30:43Well, we didn't...
00:30:46I didn't mean to assume your sexual orientation was...
00:30:50I didn't think and...
00:30:52Relax.
00:30:53Jesus Christ.
00:30:55We don't give a shit what you are, what you identify as.
00:30:58The only thing we care about is motive.
00:31:00Why people died.
00:31:02Now, the only thing everyone can agree at is that Alex is at the heart of this thing.
00:31:05So should we be looking at Ryan?
00:31:07I'm not doing your job for you.
00:31:09I didn't.
00:31:10But if you're trying to put Marcus as a suspect,
00:31:12you might as well add Ryan too for the exact same reason.
00:31:15And hell, even me.
00:31:17You are a suspect.
00:31:19That's just how we view things until we can clear you of any wrongdoings.
00:31:23If, if we can clear you.
00:31:26Oh, so you're the bad cop.
00:31:28Got it.
00:31:29Hey, this is serious.
00:31:30It is.
00:31:33So stop playing childish games.
00:31:38Cheers to a good night.
00:31:39To a good night.
00:31:42Hey, who moved the knife?
00:31:46Oh.
00:31:47You good?
00:31:48Yeah, I'm okay.
00:31:49I'm okay.
00:31:50I'm fine.
00:31:50Sure, Ryan.
00:31:51Buddy, I could out-drink you any day of the week.
00:31:55Sure thing, Ryan.
00:31:59Come again, fucker.
00:32:01Oh, wait, um, you know, why don't we go to a real bar so I can have my first legal drink?
00:32:09Now we're talking.
00:32:10Good timing.
00:32:11We're almost out of vodka.
00:32:12And there will probably be men there, so...
00:32:15Hey, we're men.
00:32:18You're boys.
00:32:20Men?
00:32:22Boys.
00:32:23And boys who are both in love with the same woman.
00:32:27Okay.
00:32:30Let's go?
00:32:31Nope, I'll drive.
00:32:33You will not.
00:32:34Hey, wait, wait, wait, listen, listen, listen, listen.
00:32:37Let's talk, okay?
00:32:38Listen, listen, listen.
00:32:42Me and you, okay?
00:32:43Let's, let's, let's drop the act, okay?
00:32:46Listen, the stars wrote it.
00:32:48Everybody wants it.
00:32:49Let's just make it happen.
00:32:51What to happen?
00:32:52Me and you.
00:32:53To be official.
00:32:54I know you've been flirting with him.
00:32:58Am I that obvious?
00:32:59Yeah, but hey, we can work on that, all right?
00:33:02It's all right.
00:33:02Listen, listen, I have had my eye on you for a while.
00:33:05Aren't you with Jennifer right now?
00:33:07Oh, yeah, but that was then.
00:33:09This is now.
00:33:11But then I saw you.
00:33:12Oh, um, yeah, Ryan, we've known each other since we were nine.
00:33:16You did not just see me.
00:33:17Yeah, but that was, that was different, okay?
00:33:18We were kids back then, but now your body, so tight.
00:33:23Okay, can we talk about this tomorrow?
00:33:26Hey, hey, hey, don't be afraid to fall for me.
00:33:31I will try my best.
00:33:36But you should know I am still playing around with the idea
00:33:39of whether I'm gay or not, so.
00:33:43Oh, damn.
00:33:48Oh, that makes sense.
00:33:50Yeah, because it couldn't have, yeah, it's popular now, right?
00:33:54Okay, yeah, I get it.
00:33:56Come on.
00:33:57Hey, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:59Is that it?
00:34:01I guess so.
00:34:02Are you sure?
00:34:04Yeah.
00:34:06All right, well, I can't protect you if I'm not your boyfriend.
00:34:10Protect me from what, Ryan?
00:34:13You will see.
00:34:19Where's Danny?
00:34:20He's in the bathroom.
00:34:21Our phones?
00:34:23I got him.
00:34:43What's wrong?
00:34:44You don't got a key?
00:34:45No, I, I have keys, but.
00:34:47This, this is not how we lock up.
00:34:51This, this isn't ours.
00:34:53I don't get it.
00:34:54Stand aside, cupcake.
00:34:59Fucking Danny, it's Danny, isn't it?
00:35:01It's a fucking birthday prank.
00:35:02No, not Danny.
00:35:04Paul and Jackie do pranks, like both of them.
00:35:09It's locked.
00:35:10They took our phones.
00:35:13Perfect.
00:35:13Are you sure it's not them?
00:35:17Come find me, look at what you're looking for.
00:35:20Jackie, please come on.
00:35:22I don't want to play this game.
00:35:23I want to keep drinking.
00:35:25It's my birthday.
00:35:27It's my birthday.
00:35:27Come find me, look at what you're looking for.
00:35:31Great, now we have to play their stupid game.
00:35:35Probably a fire exit here, right?
00:35:36Yeah, you know there is.
00:35:38We do?
00:35:40Yeah, but you scared the shit out of me earlier with the mask.
00:35:44Not me.
00:35:45Nor me.
00:35:47Don't look at me, I don't wear costumes.
00:35:49Well, maybe it was Paul.
00:35:51I guess.
00:35:52Please, trapping women?
00:35:54That's totally a Paul thing to do.
00:36:03Ah, shit's still locked.
00:36:05I even saw him messing with this.
00:36:07Who?
00:36:09Paul, earlier.
00:36:10Hate to say I told you so.
00:36:13Where the hell have you been?
00:36:15I was in the bathroom.
00:36:17Doing what?
00:36:18Would you like a number?
00:36:20Okay, anyway, the faster we play their game,
00:36:22the faster we can get out of here and get some real drinks.
00:36:25So...
00:36:27So...
00:36:28Okay, how about this?
00:36:30First person to find our resident sleazy couple
00:36:32doesn't have to pay for a single drink all night.
00:36:36Oh, I am into that idea.
00:36:38Excuse me, buddy.
00:36:39Well, we have to find them, dumbass.
00:36:41Where the fuck did they go?
00:36:42Well, if we knew that, we wouldn't have to go looking for them, Ryan.
00:36:45Jeez, you need that hockey scholarship.
00:36:47What I need is another beer, thank you very much.
00:36:51I doubt that.
00:36:52The hell you just say to me?
00:36:53I said, let's go find them a jungle gym.
00:36:56That's where they are.
00:36:58Great.
00:37:01You sure?
00:37:04No, not at all.
00:37:04But I needed something to motivate them.
00:37:07I think Ryan will do anything you tell him to.
00:37:10Like if you wanted to murder a homeless man, just tell him.
00:37:13He's eager.
00:37:14He's all bravado.
00:37:16True.
00:37:18But, you know, it's not a bad thing.
00:37:22How do you mean?
00:37:26Well, he goes for what he wants.
00:37:29To risk it all, not knowing what might happen?
00:37:34Yeah, I kind of like that about him.
00:37:38But, you know, it's not him that I like.
00:37:44Can I give you your gift now?
00:37:51Sure.
00:37:53Wait, is this some terrible subplot of a 90s slasher film?
00:37:57What?
00:37:58The boy who can't get the girl next door.
00:38:01No, it's not.
00:38:03It sure sounds like a really bad 90s film.
00:38:07I wasn't alive in the 90s.
00:38:08I know your audience.
00:38:10That's right.
00:38:11She wasn't alive in the 90s, but she is now.
00:38:14Which is something we can't figure out.
00:38:16So maybe you should know your audience.
00:38:18I know my audience.
00:38:20Then get to the good part.
00:38:22Who saw him first?
00:38:25Look, who are these people?
00:38:28Okay, I just want a goddamn drink.
00:38:32Oh, shit.
00:38:34Nice.
00:38:38Holy fucking shit, dude.
00:38:42You scared the shit out of me, man.
00:38:44Holy crap, she's gonna freak when she sees you.
00:38:50Dude?
00:38:56Jackie?
00:38:58Paul?
00:39:01No one wants to play your game anymore, guys.
00:39:14Ah, okay.
00:39:25Not funny, Paul.
00:39:31Paul?
00:39:44Oh
00:40:14Ryan you douchebag
00:40:26Stop digging around
00:40:44Ah
00:41:14Oh
00:41:22Where are you taking me careful? Oh
00:41:30God
00:41:32Is it food? I love you even better. That's better than food. Oh
00:41:39God please don't be naked. I'm not Ryan
00:41:44No, you're right. I I never would have closed my eyes if you were him, okay
00:41:51Open
00:41:56Marcus
00:41:57Is this yes, it is. No way. This is every sour candy from around the world
00:42:04Are you serious?
00:42:06You remember who would forget what everyone I always tell them how much I love sour candy
00:42:12Anyone who really knew you would know this is all she wants anybody who really loves me. Oh
00:42:20Well, don't just sit there pick a country dig in okay
00:42:27Fishies whoa, whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Remember your life as is now and go
00:42:34Oh
00:42:40Yeah, yeah, yeah you did good now that one has some kick
00:42:51Um, so do I get a birthday wish sure
00:42:58You
00:43:02Ask me out
00:43:05What if you really want to make my birthday something special ask me out
00:43:14Okay
00:43:17Um
00:43:20Guys
00:43:22What's up
00:43:24We have a big problem like a serious problem, yeah, well, are you okay?
00:43:30It's blood not not my blood Ryan's gone. Absolutely nuts
00:43:35It's probably just no listen to me. He's gone completely nuts. There's blood all over the jungle gym blood
00:43:42Yes, we is he hurt? No, babe. Not not his blood like he murdered someone's blood like he's on it a
00:43:50Drunken rampage or something. Okay enough. I'm I'm gonna go to the office. I'm gonna turn off the music switch on the light
00:43:56Good plan stay here
00:43:58What?
00:43:59You want me to come?
00:44:01No, it's okay. We'll get that moment back later. I
00:44:08Wish I had my phone or something like he's attacking people. Yes. He swung a knife at me
00:44:15Okay, we gotta call 9-1-1
00:44:20Hence the phone comment I just made
00:44:24Landlines
00:44:39Beep beep beep a call you're trying to reach
00:44:49Go find your friends
00:45:19We should go
00:45:21Yeah, it's on the X door
00:45:23Yep, I'd rather get him a parking lot than in here. Why I guess we get him in here. Then we might get kicked out
00:45:30Then we have to find some arrows to drink
00:45:33That's smart see that's actually smart. Oh
00:45:38Oh, come on
00:45:41What is that Wow look who arrived early he thinks this is some sort of costume party
00:45:50Jeez
00:45:52This is gonna be easy, I think buddy here's on the spectrum or something
00:45:57So we really can't do it Ryan's asking
00:46:00So let's make this clear
00:46:02Stay the fuck away from Alex
00:46:06Hey, buddy, are you listening?
00:46:13So you got it you're gonna stay away
00:46:20Excuse me, I think this is a joke
00:46:24This fucking guy stay the fuck away from Alex you hear me I
00:46:33Don't believe it
00:46:37Well, there's another way we can go about this if you're really having difficulty understanding is that what you want
00:46:49Oh
00:46:56Man we're just kidding around no need to do anything else
00:47:03Oh
00:47:15Well
00:47:16No doubt home. There's probably one at reception. No, you okay? No, did you see him? No, and we don't want to
00:47:25Flashlights. Yeah, I couldn't get the power on the lights on and I think the power is off in most of the building fire exit
00:47:33Yes fire exit. Let's go
00:48:00Hey, what's going on?
00:48:03Oh
00:48:08Right
00:48:15I'm too high for this. I'm too high
00:48:21I'm way too high for this. I'm way too high for this. Get me the fuck off him Ryan!
00:48:34Holy fuck.
00:48:37Yeah, we have a serious problem here.
00:48:39What the hell?
00:48:41Are they dead?
00:48:42Yeah, Maria. They look pretty fucking dead.
00:48:45Ryan's lost it. Like, why would he do this?
00:48:48Not even steroids.
00:48:51That's it? Drugs and alcohol? And the fact that you wouldn't hook up with him?
00:48:54Oh, great idea. Yeah, I'll go find him now that he's murdering people. It's a little late now.
00:49:00Let me try the door one more time.
00:49:02Oh, right, because it's going to be less locked this time.
00:49:15Ryan! Ryan! Turn it off! Turn it off!
00:49:32Uh-oh.
00:49:53What was that?
00:49:54Was that Danny?
00:49:56I think so.
00:49:57Fuck! Shit!
00:49:59Hey.
00:50:00What? Do you have a fucking plan?
00:50:02Yes, I got a plan. Don't panic.
00:50:05What's the plan?
00:50:07To not panic.
00:50:09Oh my fucking God! Alex!
00:50:11Okay, um, we can find something to break the glass with.
00:50:13No, don't make too much noise. He'll hear us.
00:50:15Well, be quick about it.
00:50:16I'll get something.
00:50:17Wait, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. We all go together.
00:50:21Exactly.
00:50:22Why?
00:50:23Haven't you seen any horror film ever?
00:50:25No, Marcus. I have a sex life.
00:50:27Okay, if we split up, we're dead. All right? We stick together.
00:50:31Exactly.
00:50:32How are you two not fucking already?
00:50:57Fuck.
00:51:23Shit, this thing's realistic.
00:51:26Am I actually drunk?
00:51:57Guys, like really, fuck off.
00:52:00This isn't funny.
00:52:26Oh, forgive me, sweetheart.
00:52:36But seeing as this is a time when people started dying,
00:52:39how did you see or know about it if you weren't in the room?
00:52:42And where exactly were you?
00:52:44I was in Lasertag.
00:52:46So how did you know what was going on?
00:52:48Because the office had CCTV and I saw it from there.
00:52:50But you were in Lasertag.
00:52:52I was there before. I went after.
00:52:54After you saw a maniac with a knife.
00:52:56You just went on your way looking?
00:52:58I thought it was a game from Paul and Jackie.
00:53:00Right.
00:53:01What's the issue?
00:53:03Our issue is this.
00:53:07Somebody wiped all the CCTV footage.
00:53:10I guess you were near the office, right?
00:53:14I'm not technical.
00:53:17No, but you were near the CCTV footage.
00:53:20I was in Lasertag. That's where I saw him.
00:53:25I thought you saw him in the jungle gym.
00:53:27He moved from place to place impossibly quickly.
00:53:31So you're in Lasertag. Can anyone back that up?
00:53:36Yes. Danny.
00:53:39Well, that's helpful.
00:53:40It's true.
00:53:43That just makes you the last person to confirm they saw Danny alive.
00:53:46I had no control over what happened to him. I tried to save him.
00:53:50How?
00:53:51I told him to run.
00:53:53Well, I guess he wasn't very fast.
00:54:07Danny.
00:54:08Jesus. Are you okay?
00:54:10There's someone in here with us.
00:54:11There's somebody in here. We have to get the fuck out of here right now.
00:54:17Are you fucking kidding me?
00:54:19That's Ryan?
00:54:20He's wearing that jersey and that stupid fucking mask.
00:54:23Vintage. It's a 1928 Mickey.
00:54:26Tell him to shut up.
00:54:27Yeah, Marcus.
00:54:30How?
00:54:31It's got the whole fucking team in on it.
00:54:34Like some cult shit.
00:54:35Yeah, well, he's not moving.
00:54:37So?
00:54:39So they want us inside. They want to trap us.
00:54:44You get that bit.
00:54:46Does it work?
00:54:49Not sure what I'd say anyways.
00:54:51Hey, 911. It's a guy dressed as Mickey Mouse trying to kill us.
00:54:54Ha ha. Funny.
00:54:55It wasn't a joke.
00:54:57You're so silly.
00:54:59Radeon, I'm coming to find you.
00:55:04Okay, focus. This is some sort of game, right? A ritual or something?
00:55:09Okay.
00:55:10Okay, and...
00:55:12We can't call out. The lines are dead. We don't have our phones, but...
00:55:15You guys, we need help.
00:55:18Fire Brigade.
00:55:19No, dumbass. The phones don't work.
00:55:21We don't need phones. The alarm will bring them here automatically.
00:55:31Where is it?
00:55:32Yes. No, I'll do it.
00:55:33No. All together, remember?
00:55:35No, you have to stay here to silence it.
00:55:37Okay. Um, what about the others?
00:55:41Use the loudspeaker and tell them to go to the roof.
00:55:43There's only one way up. We'll barricade the entrance.
00:55:46The Fire Brigade will be here in max 15 minutes.
00:55:49Got it.
00:55:50Got it.
00:55:54He's gone.
00:55:55Oh no, he's out there for sure.
00:56:00He moves quick. Too quick.
00:56:03What do you mean?
00:56:06I don't know yet.
00:56:07Okay, this is stressful. Sudoku, let's be less cryptic.
00:56:10Sorry.
00:56:12Why did I get stuck with you? I'm too pretty for this.
00:56:17Can you even run in those?
00:56:19Take them off.
00:56:47Did you see him?
00:56:48Yes, I saw him.
00:56:49Who is he?
00:56:50I don't know who it is. It doesn't matter.
00:56:52Let's get the fuck out of here and we'll figure that out after, okay?
00:56:54Okay.
00:56:55We gotta go.
00:56:56Three.
00:56:58Two.
00:56:59One.
00:57:00Just do it already!
00:57:03Hey, hurry!
00:57:04Oh shit.
00:57:06Gemma!
00:57:07Gemma!
00:57:08Daniel, Becca!
00:57:09Ryan's got Nazis killing people!
00:57:11Head for the roof!
00:57:16Go!
00:57:26Al, there you are. Where is everybody?
00:57:31What?
00:57:33Are you high? What did I miss?
00:57:47Fuck.
00:58:00Okay, let's just make a run for it.
00:58:02We're going nowhere without Alex.
00:58:05Okay, we get it. You're in love with her.
00:58:09Fuck. He's in laser tag.
00:58:11And so is Danny and Becca.
00:58:16Fuck. Well, fucking tell them!
00:58:18Danny, he's coming at you!
00:58:20Oh shit!
00:58:22On your left!
00:58:23This way.
00:58:27Run!
00:58:29Okay, well?
00:58:32I lost them.
00:58:35Well, which way are they heading?
00:58:37This way.
00:58:38Okay, let's go.
00:58:41We gotta go.
00:58:43Fuck!
00:58:44Becca!
00:58:47No.
00:58:48No.
00:58:50Becca!
00:58:52Go! Run!
00:58:55He knows how to run, rabbit.
00:58:58Fuck this.
00:59:03No.
00:59:04No.
00:59:05No.
00:59:07No. No.
00:59:13No!
00:59:25So you watched Danny get stabbed.
00:59:28In the head.
00:59:30That's what I just said.
00:59:31And you got away.
00:59:33Not exactly.
00:59:34Well, surely not.
00:59:36Not when he cut your ankle half open.
00:59:38I didn't forget.
00:59:39Lucky, though.
00:59:40Let me cut your ankle half open and see how lucky you feel.
00:59:43Well, I'm just saying, he stabbed Danny in the head.
00:59:46But good job he avoided every major organ when it came to you.
00:59:56He's in laser tag.
00:59:57No, he was just in the office with Gemma and me.
00:59:59More than one, right?
01:00:01Wait, no. He...
01:00:03I know this sounds crazy, but he vanished.
01:00:05Like, right in front of my eyes.
01:00:07I dropped my flashlight and when I picked it up, he was gone.
01:00:09What?
01:00:10Like he can teleport?
01:00:12Yes, I know that sounds crazy.
01:00:14No, it's not crazy.
01:00:16A guy dressed as Mickey Mouse is killing us.
01:00:18Teleportation is still very much on the table.
01:00:21But it tells us one thing.
01:00:23What?
01:00:24He's alone.
01:00:25She's just much quicker than us.
01:00:29Where's Gemma?
01:00:35Danny and Becca?
01:00:40Okay, I tripped the fire alarm. They should be here soon.
01:00:43How long?
01:00:44Ten minutes?
01:00:45That's too long to be stuck in here.
01:00:48The roof.
01:00:49Yeah, yes, the roof.
01:00:51And how did you escape again?
01:00:52I didn't.
01:00:54He let you go?
01:00:55He got distracted.
01:00:57By what?
01:01:01Someone we almost forgot about.
01:01:07We need weapons.
01:01:08Yeah, we're gonna find a lot of those here at a kid's play area, Marcus.
01:01:11Well, we need to think of something. Otherwise, we're defenseless.
01:01:14Oh, he seems to have an uninvited guest.
01:01:17Alex, wait!
01:01:18What?
01:01:20Yeah, he's like completely in love with me already. It's totally disgusting.
01:01:24Listen, put the phone down! Put the phone down, please!
01:01:27Hang up the phone and call 911, please!
01:01:29Jayna, Jayna!
01:01:30I was like, dude, I've already stalked you heavily on the socials.
01:01:33I know everything there is to know about you, dickhead.
01:01:36Jayna, please!
01:01:38No, Jayna, turn around! Please, Jayna!
01:01:40Yeah, yeah. She's super pissed.
01:01:42Okay, look, I gotta go. Bye.
01:01:45Mwah.
01:01:46No, no, no, no! No, no, no, no!
01:01:49No, please, please!
01:01:50No!
01:01:51No!
01:01:52No!
01:02:03No!
01:02:04No!
01:02:21What do you want from us?
01:02:23What do you want, huh?
01:02:25You wanna kill me?
01:02:28Fucking do it already, bitch!
01:02:34No, no, no, no, no.
01:02:35No, no, no, no, no.
01:02:43Yeah, bullshit! We saw you!
01:02:45Saw me fucking what?
01:02:47What's going on?
01:02:49What do you mean? It's Ryan. It's him!
01:02:51It can't be him! I just saw him murdering Jayna!
01:02:54I saw one of him. Got the team on it. Right, Ryan?
01:02:58How much did you fuckers drink after I passed out?
01:03:01What the fuck?
01:03:03No, it's not him.
01:03:05Not who?
01:03:07Here is a guy dressed up as Mickey Mouse.
01:03:11Kicking us off one by one.
01:03:13And he can teleport.
01:03:18So you guys did drink a shit ton after I passed out.
01:03:21No, we're not drunk. You went crazy and started killing people.
01:03:24What the fuck are you talking about?
01:03:26So if it wasn't you, it was someone wearing your jersey.
01:03:30Ah, oh, no, it's...
01:03:33See, it's him.
01:03:34No, it's not me.
01:03:35Yeah, really?
01:03:36Yeah, really.
01:03:37But something, you know something, right?
01:03:39No, I don't know.
01:03:41What?
01:04:00Got the whole team on it, Ryan. I know it.
01:04:03No, dude, it's...
01:04:05Listen.
01:04:06Aha.
01:04:08I don't fucking know what's happening.
01:04:10But...
01:04:11But what?
01:04:12But I did ask them to hassle you a little bit.
01:04:15Me?
01:04:16Yes, you.
01:04:17Why me?
01:04:18Because she fucking likes you more than me, and I'm team captain.
01:04:20If the boys see me lose to fucking you, are you kidding me?
01:04:23You know what'll happen to me?
01:04:24Well, now one of your boys is murdering us.
01:04:27No.
01:04:28Ryan.
01:04:29Dude, I don't fucking know.
01:04:30Where are our phones?
01:04:31It's not him.
01:04:32Why not?
01:04:34You think his dumb ass is masterminding this?
01:04:36Fucking thank you.
01:04:39No, he's not.
01:04:44This is one of your teammates, right, Ryan?
01:04:47Ryan, do something.
01:04:49Yeah, uh...
01:04:51Chad?
01:04:54Sherry?
01:04:56Peter?
01:04:58Is that fucking you?
01:05:00Guys.
01:05:01I'm starting to think this isn't the hockey team.
01:05:03Yeah, this is something else.
01:05:05This is the clown with the fucking magic?
01:05:08It's a mouse.
01:05:09With magic.
01:05:11So what do we do?
01:05:12Kill, Ryan.
01:05:13Kill.
01:05:14What the fuck did you just say to me?
01:05:16He's not a fucking dog, Marcus.
01:05:21Hey, pal.
01:05:22I'm gonna need a backup for a second here, alright?
01:05:25The light!
01:05:29Fuck.
01:05:44You're not very good at hiding the secret, because I found you.
01:05:59Fuck.
01:06:05Fuck yeah, Marcus!
01:06:13Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:06:20You can't trap me! You can never trap me!
01:06:29We need to get out of here.
01:06:31Okay. Okay.
01:06:35Fuck, come on. Come here, Ryan. Come on. Come on.
01:06:37Come on, Ryan. Come on. Come on.
01:06:42Wait, stop!
01:06:44Fuck!
01:06:46I think that fucker broke my ankle.
01:06:50He's not gonna stop now.
01:06:52And now he's openly facing all of us.
01:06:54Because there's not many of us left.
01:06:56We need to barricade that fucking door.
01:06:58Why? He can teleport, remember?
01:07:00Well, he should have done that before I beat his fucking ass.
01:07:03Beat his ass, Ryan?
01:07:04I got some pretty good shots in. What the fuck did you do?
01:07:07Yeah, you did.
01:07:10No, but the light.
01:07:11Yeah, what is that?
01:07:12He's afraid of it.
01:07:13That's why he attacks it.
01:07:15Yeah, it wounds him. It hurts him or something.
01:07:17I fucking hurt him.
01:07:23No.
01:07:24Yes!
01:07:25Yes, you did. But the light.
01:07:27He doesn't like the light because he can't teleport when it's on him.
01:07:31And it traps him.
01:07:32Exactly.
01:07:33So why would he be afraid of that?
01:07:35Because when we trap him, we can fucking beat his ass.
01:07:38Yeah, he's got a physical form.
01:07:42So can't we just use another flashlight?
01:07:44No, maybe we can find something better.
01:07:46I don't want to be in here anymore. Can't we just go on the roof or something?
01:07:49I can't exactly use a ladder or stairs right now.
01:07:52Kate, we have to go. He's coming for us.
01:07:54No, we don't.
01:07:57We have to be smart.
01:07:58Right, so...
01:07:59So we gotta be unpredictable.
01:08:02That we should probably think...
01:08:04What, Ryan? Like, what the fuck?
01:08:08I'm trying to save our lives here.
01:08:10I was gonna fucking agree with you, man.
01:08:13Okay, you're right.
01:08:14Oh, sorry.
01:08:16Yeah, we're good.
01:08:18Okay, so what does that mean?
01:08:21We need to go on the offensive, okay?
01:08:23Right.
01:08:26A game of cat and mouse.
01:08:28And the only way to win is to kill that goddamn mouse.
01:08:32So are we doing this shit or what?
01:08:34Doing what?
01:08:35We know this space.
01:08:37We've been coming here since we were five years old.
01:08:40And...
01:08:42We know his weakness.
01:08:44He's just going to attack the light.
01:08:47No.
01:08:48But we can put it somewhere out of reach.
01:08:50So if this guy wants to party...
01:08:53Let's party.
01:08:57We know you're in here.
01:08:59So we're gonna make a deal.
01:09:02One game of hide and seek.
01:09:04You find me in the jungle gym in five minutes.
01:09:07You can do whatever the fuck you want with me.
01:09:11But if we win, and you don't...
01:09:14Then you let all of us go.
01:09:18Do we have a game?
01:09:20Ooh, I do love a good game.
01:09:23So let's play.
01:09:25So everyone makes this grand plan to tackle a mass murder.
01:09:29Correct.
01:09:31Because they've figured out that he has a weird phobia...
01:09:35Towards a flashlight.
01:09:36Strobe light. Yeah.
01:09:39And see, even if I did believe that, which I don't...
01:09:43You couldn't have known that.
01:09:45Why?
01:09:47Because you were still in laser tag.
01:09:49That's where the firefighters found you.
01:09:51They told me what happened in the ambulance.
01:09:54In such wonderful detail, too.
01:09:56They did. It's true.
01:09:58I was worried they'd be in shock.
01:10:00Unable to say a single word.
01:10:02Who?
01:10:04Everyone else that survived, Rebecca.
01:10:06They can't seem to speak as to what they experienced.
01:10:09But here you are, narrating the goddamn story.
01:10:13The only one that seems to have got out of this unscathed.
01:10:17Like some sole survivor.
01:10:20And I hate a sole survivor, Rebecca.
01:10:22If you think I came out of this okay, then you really have not been listening.
01:10:39Oh, you found me.
01:10:42But I guess that means I've also found you.
01:10:46Stop! Stop! Stop!
01:10:53Mickey! Mickey, over here!
01:11:04Ever played Mousetrap?
01:11:12Hit it.
01:11:43Get up! I'm trying!
01:11:46I'm trying!
01:11:58You're beat.
01:12:00We found your kryptonite.
01:12:03It's the light, isn't it?
01:12:04You can't move, can you?
01:12:10Game over.
01:12:13Game over.
01:12:30Where the hell did he go?
01:12:36He's gone.
01:12:38He's not coming back.
01:12:41So that's it?
01:12:43Well, nearly the end.
01:12:45You expect us to buy that this killer can teleport.
01:12:49And you guys defeated him with a strobing flashlight.
01:12:55Rebecca, you don't seem very upset that all your friends are dead.
01:12:59And that's our big problem.
01:13:11Some friend you are.
01:13:24He's not coming back.
01:13:41I never got to ask her out.
01:13:46And he just cut her head off.
01:13:53And teleported away.
01:14:02What a complete c-
01:14:10Cry with me, baby.
01:14:13Yeah!